#the ship is not illegal

[brsb4hls]

Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?

The second part is the important one.

Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:

#richard siken #shipping discourse #again sigh #johnlock #destiel #wincest #the ship is not illegal #but if you did anything Sam and Dean do irl it would be #all of it btw #but I don't see people getting upset about credit card fraud or grave desecration in SPN fics #weird huh? #ship and let ship #or block and blacklist #it really is that simple #also please read more books #that seems to be a general problem these days #I grew up with Bukowski and Roth and Irving #that helps

[upon-the-snow]

early mornings after nightmares

#just realized I made a pinned post with this art before putting it up whyyy am I like this #anyway headcanon time: I like to think they hang out while the sun comes up after the doctor has a nightmare and they just sit and talk #or Donna will read and just keep him company (I love watching the sun rise it’s such a unique feeling! i suck at getting up early tho lol) #Doctor who #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #I need like. A platonic ship name do we have one of those for them? #my art #not super happy with it but ITS DONE #doctor who fanart #the doctor #catherine tate #david tennant #procreate #Digital art #uh #incase my handwriting is as illegible as I think : Donna’s says “worlds best mum” and the Doctor’s says “worlds okayest uncle” #okay this looks more like a sunset so??

[anonymousqualities]

Normies need to understand, there's no logic to shipping culture-we're all DELUSIONAL and very okay with that.

#fandoms #as long as its not illegal #jaskier #wolfstar #drarry #jegulus #bakudeku #todobakudeku #tododeku #asheiji #dabihawks #sukufushi #megumi x yuuji #punkflower #bitomas #erasermic #erasermight #rosekiller #superbats #shipping culture #eremin #aonunete #nanago #kevedd

[a0random0gal]

Shipping in Asoiaf and hotd be like:

#I swear to God like 80% of ships in this world are veeery illegal #Sansa especially o my god I only know like one or two popular ships that don't involve her with a grown man #Guys she's thirteen #house of the dragon #hotd #asoiaf #alicent hightower #viserys i targaryen #daemon targeryan #rhaenyra targaryen #daemyra #Alicent hightower x viserys I targaryen #Sansa stark #sansan #sandor clegane #little finger #petyr baelish #petyr x sansa #tyrion lannister #sansa x tyrion #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark #rhaegar x lyanna #Robert baratheon #He's on this list because of that 14 year old girl he knocked up #aemma arryn #Aemma x Viserys #Honestly I could go on these are just the first ones I came up with #Ned isn't on this list and that's why he's the best period #daenerys x drogo

[lyss-butterscotch]

A lil ooc i think but the espressos deserves to not be depressos this time :)

#i just noticed i havent posted any sunstone for a week #ILLEGAL #time to re-take over the sunstone tag #this was originally a prompt me and a friend came up with for a different ship #but i think it can fit sunstone #a lil domestic floof for the soul ^-^ #mine mostly i need them to be soft and happy for once #rain world #gijinka #my art #comic #seven red suns #five pebbles #rw sunstone #sunstone #domestic fluff #lyss art

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 243

You know what would be a hilarious friendship? Battinson and Fright Knight. 

Scrungly wet cat boy with giant beast of a dude. Who meet because their respective charges wanted to go to the park and they are weak to said charges’ puppy eyes. Or equivalent. 

They aren’t entirely sure how they became friends, but it might have something to do with Bruce’s social awkwardness and Frigh- er- Kerian “Rian” Knight- still re-learning how to human. And their wards both climbing on top of the swings and getting stuck. That might have something to do with it as well. Along with them being in the same class. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Prompts #Dad Fright Knight #No this is not shipping Dick & Danny #Shadow Core Fright Knight #Space Core Danny #Bruce is actually suspicious that Knight is part of illegal shit at first #This leads to the pointing spiderman meme when they’re both out at night #Bruce was on patrol & Fright was patrolling the area around the apartment #Bruce gets introduced to magic and supernatural early- he still gripes about it inwardly #This also means Batman (& later Robin) become very uncanny valley towards others #Liminal batfamily eventually #Danny is not ghost king #Fright Knight is Pariah Dark's Brother #battinson #autistic bruce wayne #I mean it's implied but ye #Danny got adopted by FK pretty much #But skrunkly Bruce with wet cat eyes & big massive beast of a dude standing behind him with a resting murder face

[chillyneon]

Making porn of your self insert is so fucking great. Like you can draw or write whatever smut you want that is curated to your specific tastes. Because it's YOU, and you know what makes your loins burn.

And with that power you can absolutely go feral having your F/O rail you so hard the fucking tectonic plates will shift when y'all cum.

Every character is in love with you specifically because you're the main character. Have a fuckin orgy if you want, be the horny magnet and get aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAALL THAT DELICIOUS CUM CONTACT

YOU CAN MAKE IT REAL, GET NASTY MY FELLOW HOES

#18+ #self insert #selfinsert #selfship #self ship #selfshipping #self shipping #reader insert #listen its just wild were allowed to do this #even if it was illegal youd have to pry my self insert smut out of my cold dead hands

[leverage-ot3]

no one:

me: let’s check the vibe of the leverage facebook group

(blurred out my name for privacy)

at first people passed the vibe check with heart/care reacts, thumbs up… and then the boomers came

a lot of people settled on it’s some configuration of parker/eliot or hardison/eliot give off sibling vibes and hardison is dating parker, but a fair amount of folks said they would accept or would like the ot3. one based guy was like ‘if it drives the story then power to them’. someone else just commented ‘till my dying day’, another said ‘I mean… they already measured his head for the robot bodies’. someone else said they like brother sister eliot and parker but queerplatonic with parker and hardison dating is still good to them.

and then there was one woman who basically said if you don’t want honest answers you shouldn’t ask the questions and then said eliot is a good friend/brother to them and love does not need to be romantic or sexual to be strong (girlie what do you think queerplatonic means 😭💀)

also JUST got this gem (and am going to report them)

edit with my response:

last edit: she was kicked out of the group after 💀

#it’s illegal to be mean to me on my birthday actually #jkjk #but fr fuck them I WILL make everything gay actually. out of SPITE #told my roommate and they were like jackie maybe you need to get off the internet #(I posted a pro palestine city hall gathering flyer in my towns facebook group monday and it. uh. had mixed results) #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #leverage ot3 #parker x hardison x eliot #leverage #leverage redemption #other social media sites #facebook #jackie talks #mine #for context: some of the recent posts were about eliot and sophie getting together and about parker and hardison #so I’m like sure. talking about ships is fine right. what could go wrong #famous last words #there’s a reason why I haven’t posted until now

[flareblitzraleigh]

They've been rotting my brain ever since their trial someone please help. Venture help me. Save me Venture. It would be so funny if we held hands and went to accidently destroy our local cave

#if it was illegal to be cute they would be locked up #also i just realized they have yellow nail polish on #good for them #venture #sloane cameron #sloan cameron #overwatch #ow2 #potential f/o #self ship #selfship #selfship community #selfshipper

[plutocoded]

uhh so i saw @marriso1's drawing of my favourite father and son duo then decided to draw them (creds to them)

#severus snape #pro snape #hp #not a ship bc snarry is literally illegal #severitus #hp fanart #hp fandom #harry potter #harry james potter #I might draw my kny swap au soon idk #my art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

LOOK AT THE BOI!!!! THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT!!!

I KNOWWWWWWW HE'S SO CUTE I NEED HIM IN MY HOUSE. BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM

#and howdy's ad was so fucking funny #top tier advertisement im Sold #i love how he straight up Lies.... #BUT ANYWAY WALLY PLUSH WALLY PLUSH #he looks so polite and sweet #illegal.... illegal!!! #i hope im able to get him! #im still not 100% sure of what my address will be in a month! #so im holding off on buying him since makeship doesnt ship out their stuff for a While after purchase #he's available for 21 days right??? #im reading the countdown correctly??? im always worried im Not! #im very bad at reading numbers & quantifying time! #i also have a (very) low level migraine so im not entirely trusting that im seeing things correctly! #but oughhhhhh if i dont get him im gonna be Devastated #rambles from the bog #maybe later ill print out the worksheet to manually write out the 10% off code #some enrichment for myself... a Treat #NOOOO WAIT FUCK I JUST PACKED MY COLORED PENCILS #god damn it. will the suffering never end. can i catch One break please #well either way ill get him. maybe. hopefully #i can spare 30 bucks i think maybe.... well i kinda cant but im gonna spend it anyway #limited wally limited wally #i think i have enough time to learn what address to send him to #a present for future me!

[martianbugsbunny]

I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well

#it's like a checklist for him I swear #be gay? *kisses Charles* check #do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check #Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated #besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities #he is simply down too bad for that #bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated #and they wreak havoc together for a treat #idk I'm simply wild about the boys #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #Charles x erik #Erik x charles #cherik #be gay do crime #x-men #martianbugsbunny ships

[hippielittlemetalhead]

I have discovered #uther ships it and y'all... What if Uther is actually ✨concerned✨ about not just Arthur's ability to potentially sire children but also what would happen if he did? He's made from magic, who knows what constraints that comes with? Or if any kids would inherit magical abilities somehow!? So like, when he sees the chemistry between his son and the SUPER NORMAL MANservant who seems to have been the catalyst to his son really growing up and coming into his own and caring about people more? Perfect solution. There's enough nobles and extended family that there's no real want for heirs with some claim to Pendragon blood. And Merlin is already smart enough Gaius took him on as an apprentice despite all the candidates he's turned away over the years, imagine what some time with the best tutors the crown can buy would do! Yes, this makes sense. The boys are already annoyingly devoted to each other and are always flirting in the hallways like lovesick schoolchildren.

Now he just needs Arthur to pull his head out of his ass and make a move, mark his claim, get that little fucker locked down cause too many people are also noticing that Merlin is smart and brave and loyal with pretty eyes and a quick wit and he will not have them stealing his future son-in-law! He wants Arthur married cause a married king is better than a single one (especially with such a well chosen spouse like Uther has picked out for him) and he will sacrifice ever being a grandfather for the good of the realm (and maybe Arthur's happiness).

#rambler's thoughts #uther ships it #merthur #rambler writes #fic ideas #someone take this from me #bonus points if there ends up being Merthur kids from the 2 just really wanting one so Merlin's magic gives them one #Poor Uther would get the grandkids he secretly wants but now his son-in-law is illegal along with his grandbabies #the lolz the angst the potential of this abounds

[sapphickocho]

All the shinogiyuu and sanegiyuu shippers arguing over what ship is more valid, meanwhile I have serveral sanegiyuu fanfic tabs open whilst drawing shinogiyuu fanart and listening to a song that reminds me of shinomitsu.

#ramblings #ship wars are so stupid #every ship that isnt illegal is valid #sanegiyuu #shinomitsu #shinogiyuu #demon slayer #kny

[catgirl-catboy]

Illegal ship? By which set of laws?

Yours? If its in a foreign media, you risk being xenophobic!

The laws where the ship was made? Some places have horrible laws that would make any queer ship illegal!

The laws in the book? If its historical fiction, things will get very rocky very fucking fast.

#proship #anti anti #illegal ships

[plague-of-insomnia]

I once again remind you there’s no such thing as an “illegal ship” bc it’s fucking fiction

#fandumb #I’m so damn sick of anti bs #illegal ship my ass #these kids need a gd life #like learn to ENJOY things ffs #mini rant #100 notes #200 notes #300 notes #400 notes #500 notes