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apocalypse-shuffle · 7 months

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GOTHAM CITY SIRENS (generalized canon)

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"Harley-napping" (Harley Quinn × Poison Ivy x Selina Kyle × Fem!Reader)

I Stealing Harley from the Squad and then having a fun night out.

| SFW, mature language, action, criminal acts (duh), -platonic!reader/though there's hints of something more or a past relationship with Cat

I You're a thief, demolitions expert, and have EOD training in this one. Pictures used are just for aesthetics and have no contextual meaning to the story. (pic source - Batman: Arkham City video game)

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| part: two of two (part one)

“C’mon Croc, we’re all friends here.”

You walk away from your opponent, skidding around the hulking mass in front of you whenever he gets too close. God, you hated Killer Croc.

He growls.

“I’m not in the mood for your shit tonight, girl, and neither is Waller.”

You tip your head back and laugh.

“Is that so, buddy?” You step onto the raised edge of the embassy building the Squad had been deployed in. Was this ugly motherfucker serious?

You watch Killer Croc’s eyes narrow as he takes a step forward with yet another growl. You shake your head, shaking off the way the sound sends shockwaves into the air, and tutt in disagreement.

“Uh uh. If you want me you’ll have to work for it.” You smirk, spreading your arms wide, “Catch me if you can.”

You wave a little and then tip off the ledge of the building. Falling.

As the wind from your descent whips around you wildly, you whoop loudly. Tilting your upper body upwards you go to grasp at the grappling gun attached to your hip and fire—

You’re jerked roughly to a stop, breath punching out of you, equilibrium disrupted, and stomach the wrong side of queasy.

The jolt in your descent makes you give a breathy yell in surprise and the comparatively mild knock of your head on the side of the building shocks you into silence.

‘The fuck?’ Your mind supplies and you groan.

It takes you a while, your brain taking a few moments to wrap around your new position and the distinct lack of anything in your hand, before you force your head up. Slitted eyes meet squinted brown and your gut clenches.

Copperhead. What kind of fucking circus was Waller running here?

“You have,” you close your eyes and gasp, “Got to be kidding.”

Selina Them were so making this night up to you later.

“What fun is there in jokes when I could be killing you instead?” His tail tightens around your middle from where he’s dangling you in the air, hanging halfway outside an upper floor window himself, and you wheeze. “This spoil is ours.”

The hissed sentence makes you want to tense up but - even lightheaded - your training kicks in and dictates you do the opposite. Relaxing proves to be the correct move too because Copperhead gives an incredibly startled look at the drop in your weight. Thankfully the lapse is immediately exploited by one of the vines resting on the side of the building coming to life and striking out to wrap around his throat.

He’s too shocked to coil back around you but that also means that when his tail goes lax you drop from it.

And here you were without your grappling gun. You can even see where it is, gun dangling from the line and hook stuck in the stone structure of the building.

Two - maybe three - seconds of stomach dropping airtime is what you’re bestowed with before you land into something soft and vaguely organic smelling. Your breath hasn’t even fully caught up with you when the thing closes around you and you’re being lowered to the ground at a much more respectable pace.

It’s not till you touch gravel and the thing unfurls that you fully register what it is—a flower.

“Okay,” you gasp, nodding to yourself. A humongous flower rescuing you from impending death was by far not the weirdest thing you’d seen in Gotham - and to be expected considering current company.

Tenderly brushing your hands over the petal closest in gratitude and then pushing yourself out of the vibrant flower takes more effort than it should. Having to repeatedly remind yourself to take deep breaths dulls the hell outta your reaction time it would seem.

Your breath stutters, body harshly trying to regulate itself, but you wave off the green hand being held out to you. When Ivy even got so close you’ve no idea.

When your knees buckle Ivy disregards the dismissal entirely, not even hesitating for a second before grabbing you. Steady hands wrap around your middle, pulling you closer to her, and your own hands snap up to grasp at her forearms.

Ivy clicks her tongue at you. She smells just as organic as the flower did and that helps ground you at least.

“I thought I made it expressly clear I needed you alive,” she hisses softly but her eyes are sliding over you in fits and there’s a hint at something not too reproachful in them.

You humph but negate to curse her out the way you want. Or at least the way some people seem to think you will going off of the half cringes taking over the faces of the other two women behind Ivy.

You roll your eyes.

“I am a human and you put me on distract-the-animal-mutate-s duty. I don’t know what you expected,” you swallow, “but thanks…”

Ivy shrugs then points over her shoulder at an interestingly disheveled Harley. When she lets go of you she pushes you toward the blonde without another word.

Said woman smiles wide and waves at you, cringe forgotten for now, but covered head to toe by what might be soot with her outfit askew and hair sticking up in all types of directions.

“Please tell me something hasn’t already exploded.”

“Oh no!” Harley scoffs at your concern as she walks to you, bat swinging lowly in her dropped hand. She does gesticulate with it languidly, indicating a side of the embassy you’d managed to miss until now that’s definitely seen better days. “The building’s structure just wasn’t worth shit. Frosty barely flicked it before it started crumbling over our heads. Me and Cat slipped out just fine though, don’t worry!”

“Uh huh,” you grunt offhandedly, hands already rifling through your pack for the supplies.

You weren’t a surgeon but for your friend you could make this work. Would have to make this work because if you don’t pull this off you’re not entirely certain Ivy won’t kill you, fondness for you be damned.

Harley turns for you without you having to ask and you set to work right away; consulting the schematics Selina had managed to steal and your own scattered knowledge of anatomy to extract both of the bombs deep in the base of her neck and the tracker embedded in her bicep.

It’s as you’re working on the second bomb that Harley begins to fidget. Starting to rock in place for a second before remembering what’s happening, or moving to get a crink out of her neck but stopping herself half way.

At one point she rocks back enough that your retrieval tool clinks against the pill sized bomb and you tense, teeth grinding together. The localized EMP you were using to slow the bombs tampering fail safe wasn’t foolproof, it would still go off if you messed with it too fast, but you couldn’t block the transmitter entirely cause that’d definitely tip off Waller and she’d detonate the bombs in a heartbeat.

When nothing aside from your heart dropping into your spleen occurs you breathe out a small sigh.

Harley doesn’t see the panic flash across your face but she does see how Ivy reacts to it. If looks could kill you’d be way past the seventh gate of hell by now.

Harley’s voice cuts through the tension.

“What’s going on?”

“Just…hold still so I can cut the damn bomb out, Harls.”

“Sorry sorry,” she shrugs the smallest bit. “I’m getting antsy is all.”

“Well stop it,” you murmur.

Your tweezers finally get a decent grasp of the implant and you extract it carefully. It comes out even smoother than the last and you hand the bomb to a thickly structured plant that Ivy has walk a good distance away from you all.

Collectively all of your abdomens unclench and every one of you starts moving lighter. The tracker is extracted soon after and you plop it into Harley’s hand, happy to be rid of the stressor.

Harley cheers, throwing the tracker toward the vicinity of Cooperhead’s limp body. She runs up to Ivy right after that, jumps into the taller’s embrace and they share a passionate kiss.

You raise your brows, turning away. Selina and you both exchange a glance and when she walks over to give you your own hug you reciprocate the gesture.

“Thanks for helping out,” she says into the side of your head. You nod into her shoulder before pulling apart. You both squeeze each other's hands, her lighter thumbs rubbing lightly over your knuckles.

“Humph,” you duck your head at the way she meets your eyes and let go of her to go examine the stagnant bombs.

Selina leaves you to stare at them.

They’re so …innocent looking when they’re just chilling in the middle of one of Ivy’s oversized plants. You’d never expect they’d be able to take out two people if a second person was close enough. It was barbaric.

The scoff you let out is full of contempt.

Harley peeks over your shoulder, energy revitalized without the threat of death hovering so close, and the only reason you don’t startle is practice. Even crazier is that you haven’t seen her in nearly a year and her absurd knack for sneaking up on you was still familiar.

“Harley,” you admonish quietly, making yourself relax back and willing your heart rate down.

Naturally, Harley ignores you. “So you gonna disarm them now, or what?”

Harley having broken the seal, Ivy and Selina move to gather around the plant with you as well.

You hum at Harley’s question, “I could do that…or…” you meet the gazes of the women with you and their eyes glint back with a similar desire.

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All of your laughter echoes into the night air, nothing but knocked out Squad members scattered about and crickets in your near surroundings.

“Planting the bombs in the underside of the Squad’s truck was a good idea, Y/n. I knew you still had it in ya!”

You scoff, “Right?”

“Yeah, and I say we keep this ball rolling!” Harley announces. She’s linked arms with Ivy, leaning into the other woman as they walk. “Get the team back together for some real excitement!”

Ivy stares down at her with an uncomfortable amount of affection and you have to look away from her and from Harley’s expectant expression. Unfortunately that means you’re looking at Selina instead and the way she grins at you sends your heart racing.

Yeah, no. Ultimately you settle on only looking straight ahead of you, brows furrowing as you think about how exactly you’re gonna get home. You clear your throat.

“You guys have fun with that. I’ma head home though.”

Harley makes an anguished sound.

“No, whaddya mean? Let’s go have some fun!” She detangles herself from Ivy to sling an arm over your shoulder. “I missed my favorite arsonist and it’s been forever since we’ve all been together. We should totally celebrate!”

You hear an “Oh boy,” off to the side from Selina and couldn’t agree more.

“I’m not an arsonist, Harls.”

She giggles, “Sure you are. When you go out on the town you usually explode shit, and that comes with lots of fire.”

“Okay, but the fire isn’t the goal. I’m not obsessed with it like Firefly’s crazy ass.”

“So what? You’re basically an arsonist with more steps. Fire starters still a fire starter if ya asks me. Ain’t that right, Red?”

You glance at each other over the blonde's head, your own shaking minutely, but Ivy just smirks.

“On the money, Love.”

Damnit, you should’ve asked Selena for help. Harley squeals and rushes away from you to catch Ivy up in a hug again.

“Ohhh, I knew you had my back, Iv!”

She ends the hug after kissing Ivy some more then snatches something off Selina’s belt and bounds over to you with it.

“Here.”

Harley pushes something into your chest—a ski mask

You guffaw.

“Oh no, I did not come here to fucking steal with you. All you bitches bring is trouble.”

“If we’re such trouble then why’d you come babes? We’ve already been working together and none of our recreational activities ever don’t lead to a little trouble anyway.”

“Just like helping breakout and disable the bombs put into an inmate, which you just did, mind you,” Ivy adds very unhelpfully.

You curb the urge to flip her off - an action Ivy would surely laugh off anyway - instead focusing on Selina taking up your immediate line of vision.

“They’re right,” she croons. The claws of her glove tap at the mask. “Just think of this as an early Christmas present.”

You turn the mask over in your hands, running your fingers over the two points at the top. Cat ears.

“Your old mask? Really?”

She shrugs, “It fit in my pocket.”

You shake your head at all three of them - Ivy too. She better not think she looks any more subtle than the other two with her up-to-no-good smirk fully in place. Upstanding citizens don’t make that face at the prospect of an impromptu heist.

“What would we even steal?”

Harley smiles.

“Wellll, Waller sent us to retrieve some old super important papers. Not really my thing but treasury documents sell like crazy. They’re like the government secrets of the bonds world, big men inbetween wives with fragile senses of self worth pay top dollar for them.”

Clearly being able to see the wheels in your head turning in her favor Selina drapes herself over your shoulders. She doesn’t even have the decency to assuage your ego by speaking, just starts playing with the way some of your coils are tight enough to spring back into shape when they’re pulled on. You blow air out from your nose and the way she chuckles reverberates up your spine.

“Now that you mention it, Harley, what does Amanda want with decades old bookkeeping anyway?”

“Leverage, Kitty Cat,” you can feel the way Selina’s eyes narrow and Harley laughs, “Waller serves the US government, and nothing does those a-holes better than a boon they can hold over some foreign schmucks’ heads.”

“Compelling argument,” you murmur, still twisting the mask over and over in your hold.

When you look up both Harley and Ivy are giving you expectant looks. Selina pokes you in the side.

“Just say yes, Slick,” she takes the mask and slips it over your head before walking around to grab your hand and pull you towards the others, “You know you're itching for the thrill.”

You give their words a second more of consideration before your lips purse.

“Fine,” Harley lets out a whoop, “but the second we get wind of Bats we leave.”

“Deal!”

NOTES: Hope you enjoyed!!

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epiclamer · 9 months

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Angst? 🥺 family, friends, lovers idc I want be sad

Whump Angstttttttt

Hidden Secrets

“Kidnapees don’t talk.” The thief cocked their gun, barrel only millimetres from the civilian’s face. “So shut the fuck up before I put a bullet in your skull.”

The civilian swallowed, hard, struggling to pull themselves together with a quivering lip. “Y-you have to understand; you have t-the wrong guy.”

For a moment, the thief’s expression softened and the civilian felt a brief relief wash over them like an ocean wave. But like all waves do, it barely lasted a second before it was gone and the thief’s lips curled into a smile. “Do you really think I’m dumb enough for that to work on?”

“…well—”

“Hero doesn’t just date someone without telling them about their whole operation. They’re quite known for having loose lips.”

Clenching their teeth, the civilian sucked air in between them as they tried not to shake so visibly. “I-I’m not dating Hero.”

With a sigh the thief dropped their gun, a futile threat since the civilian was secured to a post from head to toe with coarse rope. Taking a step back, but still maintaining eye contact with their captive as a chuckle rose in their throat. “Let me get this straight…”

Like a deer in headlights the civilian watched intently as the thief began to shuffle through their pockets. Pulling out and revealing a few palm sized printed photographs, the civilian’s stomach sunk.

Each one had a blurry yet decipherable picture of them and their significant other in it. Taken from outside their windows, sliding glass patio door, front door, etc. Until the thief stopped on one specific print of everybody’s well-known saviour, Hero, changing out of their suit into their civilian attire with the completely oblivious Civilian one closed door away.

They held the picture up to eye level. “You mean to tell me that this—” the criminal tapped the small figure of the civilian’s lover with one finger, “isn’t your sweetheart in their work clothes?”

It wasn’t worth pretending that their heart hadn’t stopped in that moment, or that their blood turned cold. The villain in front of them already knew, they could see it in their face and they could feel it in the air that stuck between them.

So when the civilian opened their mouth they didn’t even know where the strength had come from to speak. “I-I don’t, they’re not… Hero…”

The thief lowered the image back into their pocket along with the others. “I don’t believe you.”

To be fair, the civilian didn’t believe themselves either.

“But, I do doubt that you knew.” Three steps and the gap between the two was only a breath wide. “Which is odd, considering they’ve never been so cautious before. Maybe they really like you.”

Although the civilian was hearing the words coming from the other’s mouth, they weren’t registering them, barely focused enough to realize how much danger they were in at the moment. All they could think about was their lover and the undeniable risk they had been putting the civilian in for the past two years without regard for their safety.

Or that maybe the other didn’t like them enough to trust them.

Or that maybe their relationship had been a front for investigative purposes all along.

Or that—

“Are you even listening to me?” The thief’s strong hand grasped their jaw, jolting the civilian back to reality. They scoffed when the other’s eyes cleared back to the present and let go of their face, pushing back and away from the civilian. “Ready to listen? Or should I just leave you to rot down here?”

Without really understanding the civilian nodded, but their preoccupied mind wouldn’t stop trying to wander as the thief pushed for their attention. However, their captor seemed satisfied with their response and continued.

“You, are clearly incapable of being any help to me—”

“So you’ll let me go?” It was a long shot and their voice quivered as they spoke, but they couldn’t stop themselves from trying.

The thief glared at the civilian, shaking their head no. “Obviously not. But, your precious Hero is sure to coming breaking down the door in the next twenty-four hours or so, which means that you will get your freedom, right after I question your Hero. Alright? For now just be a good little prisoner and sit tight.”

Usually, the civilian would’ve made a snarky comment about not being able to sit when they were tied standing to the post, but they didn’t have the energy anymore. They just wanted to go home, grab their things and leave, never to see the hero again.

But now they were tied up and going to be forced to face their lying lover where they couldn’t escape.

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presidentlokis-hornyhelmet · 10 months

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A Purr-fect Distraction

Part 2 >> 🕸MASTERLIST🕸

Pairing: Pavitr Prabhakar x black cat!Fem!Reader Summary: Pavitr aka Spider-Man is swinging through the dark streets of Mumbattan with his ✨amazing hair✨ when a thief in a catsuit catches his eye. Tags: Attempted Theft, Horrible cat puns, distraction, pav being cutesy, complimenting his hair is pavitr's weakness XD

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🎶🎵Do you wanna play a game, Do you Gotta catch me if you can, Catch me if you can You can try, Maybe wanna stay Catch me if you can I'm a runaway🎶🎵 'Catch Me If You Can' by Alan Walker

Pavitr Prabhakar, aka the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, swings through the crowded streets of the never sleeping city, Mumbattan. The chilly midnight wind flows through his hair, curled locks moving like waves under the silver moonlight.

He catches his reflection on a glass tower and takes a detour, leaning closer to inspect his beauty. "Hey, stud muffin!" he praises himself, making finger guns to his reflection. Pavitr runs his gloved fingers through his locks, revelling in being the proud owner of such amazing hair.

It was at such a moment that he catches movement in one of the closed shops down the lane. A woman in a black catsuit and long white hair is moving the display glass, obviously trying to break in.

"Halt, theif!"

Pavitr at once springs into action, yelling as he swings over to the shop in less than a second and webs up her hands together.

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"Halloween come soon for you, miss?"

You startle at his voice, raising your arms when you realise they're stuck together by some sticky fluid. It is only then that Pavitr gets to see you clearly -well, except for the mask framing your eyes that hold him captive.

Neither of you speak for a while, Spider-Man entranced and you confused. It was kinda insulting: a kid in a Diwali dress making you stand like an idiot in the middle of the road.

"Wow, who are you!", he sighs dreamily and only seems to remember himself when you raise a brow. He clears his throat. "I meant, who're you?"

"Don't know me? I'm the infamous Black Cat. I do petty crimes like theft, picking pockets and occasionally kneeing assholes in the crotch. Want a demo?"

You throw your leg up to kick him but he's quick to grab it in a tight hold.

"Curious profession", he says, words thick with sarcasm.

"Nah, just a passion", you shrug, ripping off the webs easily and wiggle out your leg from his grip, swiftly climbing up the wall like a feline.

"Hey, hey, I never said you could leave, kitty!" He tries to get you to stop by webbing you up once more, but you evade his shots easily.

You smirk. "Amazing hair, by the way!"

"Thanks", he blushes under the mask, rubbing his neck and you use the distraction to get away, "nothing much, just coconut oil, prayer, some gene- hey!"

You lose him, but sadly not for long as he stands right next to you when you reach the top of the building. Dang it. You try you weasel your way out but he's blocking your path.

"C'mon", he says, keeping a friendly warm hand on your shoulder, "I can see you have powers; use them to fight crime, be a hero."

You smirk and tilt your head in amusement, "You say this to all your villains, Rangoli-face?"

"FYI, I'm Spider-man. And you're not a villain, just a pretty theif."

"I'll be no less pretty when I kick your ass."

Quick as a flash, you pounce on him with your claws but he dodges you. Thanks to spidey sense, Pavitr misses all of your swift hits, blocking your punches and throws. You're quick, but he's quicker. You jump high in the air aiming a kick to his face, but spidey spins his toy, tying you up to a pole easily.

You struggle against the thick web solution. What the heck was this thing made of!?

"Let. Me. Go! Unless you rather I scratch your face off, Mr. Gorgeous."

It doesn't seem to have the desired effect, making you frown. He raises a brow, taking his spin-toy and begins to play with his webs. Is this dude for real?!

When it feels like he'll just stand there and watch, you sigh in exasperation. "Bro, why do you insist I change? I hardly know you."

"Doesn't matter. Think about it, you could help me patrol the city; one more hand to prevent crime. I'm paw-sitive you'll make the purr-fect paw-tner", he chuckles at his own pun.

The thought is amusing but you aren't in the mood. You are, after all, supposed to distract him from the real heist -which you've obviously succeeded. Your partners would be done by now. Maybe you'll take him up on his offer after you've split the fortune.

You quit struggling and send him a sweet smile. "Hmm.. can't say I'm not tempted. Can you release me now, please?"

Spider-Man sighs as he takes out a tiny blade and cuts through the web. You stumble out, feeling the blood rush to your leg as it wakes up after. Ow, that's horrible feeling.

"So, is that a yes?", he asks, eyes big through the colourful mask. Aww, he looks like one of the Golu dolls up close!

He freezes in place when you suprise him with a kiss to his cheek, the pleasant shock throwing off his spidey-sense. You kick him down while he's still dazed and get on the balcony, about to make your inevitable escape when he realises he's been tricked.

You smirk, throwing him one last glance behind your shoulder. "Only if you catch me!"

With that you jump off the building and disappear into the night, Pavitr finding no trace of you even though he follows right after.

He smiles to himself, standing atop the highest tower of Mumbattan as he looks over the lively lit city.

"Oh, I will, kitty cat."

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6leafypot9 · 2 years

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Hero & Villain Pair Ideas

*Just some pairing ideas for this damn thing cause I’ve been sucked into it by prompts and fics.*

Anti-Hero x Anti-Villain -

They make out on the first meeting, Hero could care less about Villain’s goals and encourages it.

Retired!Hero x Thief!Civilian -

Civilian currently being chased by the people they robbed, they bump into Hero and suddenly, Civilian has a sugar daddy.

Monster!Villain x Police!Civilian x Flirty!Henchman -

Henchman meets Civilian and instantly thought they were hot. Villain wanted to see why his lackey was, well, lacking. Chaos ensues.

Protective!Henchman x Theif!Civilian -

Both of them were trying to rob the same person, Civilian got it first, and the game of cat and mouse started.

Chaotic!Villain x Anti-Villain -

Wanting to achieve a world with no government, Anti-Villain goes to seek help from Villain, they agree, and now the city is covered in glitter.

Exasparated!Vigilante x Dramatic!Villain -

Villain thinks the fights they have with Vigilante are dates, and Vigilante doesn’t have the heart to tell them.

Flirty!Henchman x Perfect!Henchman -

Flirty makes it his daily routine to make Perfect blush and Perfect just wants to get his job over with and not get killed by the big boss.

Superhero x Police!Civilian -

Civilian helped Hero with capturing a robber, Hero falls in love and tries to win Civilians love, the problem is Civilian is too busy to realize that.

Teacher!Civilian x Barista!Civilian -

Just two Civilians somehow caught in the crossfire of the hero and villain society.

Protective!Henchman x Flirty!Henchman -

Protective fell in love with Flirty, not that they’ll admit it, and what’s the point of saying it if they already knew?

*Dunno, just wanted to share my ideas before my brain explodes, might think of more.*

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ilygetou · 1 year

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Hi, do you have a wip list? Or a list with the pending things you're gonna post at some point?

I DO I HAVE IT IN MY DOCS, i never really posted it but since someone finally asked i’ll use ur ask to list the stuff i’m working on, i hope u don’t mind nonnie ☹️☹️.

MAIDSERVANT...!

word count: 992

statue: not done yet.

pairing 𓏲 𓏲 kamisato ayato x fem! maid! reader.

content + warning 𓏲 𓏲 forced breeding, non con -> dubcon, slut shaming, groping, reader cries, virginity loss, size kink, no after care, ayato is mean :(, reader gets stuck, lots of cum, ayato is shameless, + more tba.

CAPTIVATED...!

word count: 806

statue: not done yet.

pairing: pervert! stalker! manjiro sano x fem! reader.

content + warning: childhood friends, non con –> dubcon, creampies, panty theif manjiro, male masturbation, slight somno, fingering, slight gun play, manjiro tried his hard to act nice & soft, blowjob, cum swallowing, slight edging, dark content.

TWO DICK’$ BETTER THAN ONE.

word count: 160

statue: not done yet.

characters: roronoa zoro & vinsmoke sanji.

content + warning: threesomes, blowjob, cum swallowing, hand jobs, messy make outs, creampies, unprotected sex, face-fucking, cursing, praise, use of "good girl", slight dacryphilia, mentions of tummy bulge, slight size kink, + more tba.

C4LL0USED B1TCH.

word count: 1,744

statue: not done yet

pairing: mean! nerd! armin x fem! bully! reader.

content + warning: non con –> dubcon, degrading, pussydrunk armin, virgin! reader, virginity loss, mention of blood, bondage, dacryphilia, blindfold, rough sex, mean armin, sloppy make-outs, creampie, sub/dom, sexual fantasies, face fucking, cunnilingus, overstimulation, hints of sizekink, edging, reader cries, unprotected sex, no after care, more tba.

CIGARETTES AFTER SEX.

word count: tba

statue: not done yet.

pairing: getō suguru x fem! reader.

synopsis: where you attend a party with your friend satoru gojo while being there, he introduced you to his best friend; getō suguru. your first meeting with suguru ends up with a heated sexual course, a one night stand. but suguru finds himself wanting more of you, but you weren’t willing to give yourself to suguru, yet. so, suguru finds himself chasing after you until you finally give up and be his.

content + warning: alcohol consumption, smoking cigarettes, hints of possessive! suguru, jealousy, mentions of cheating, slight corruption kink, creampie, pet names, slight praise, unprotected sex, angst maybe, dacryphilia, choking, + more tba.

ETERNAL TRIANGLE.

word count: 490

statue: not done yet.

pairing: aki x fem! reader x denji.

content + warning: messy love triangles, aged up! denji, alcohol consumption, smoking, drugs (cocaine n’ weed), jealousy, possessive! aki, protected sex with denji, unprotected sex with aki, creampie, possible breeding kink, dacryphilia, praise kink, degrading, pet names [ angel & baby ], messy make outs, kinda of angsty, kinda of a sad ending, + more tba.

FUCK BUDDY EREN HC’S.

word count: 251

statue: not done yet.

pairing: fuck buddy! eren x fem! reader.

content + warning: tba.

REQUESTS:

pervert! chifuyu hc’s.

word count: 360

statue: not done yet.

pairing: time skip! chifuyu matsuno x fem! reader.

content + warning: panty sniffing, panty theft, male masturbation, sexual fantasies, groping, non con photo taking, fingering under the desk </3, semi-public sex, non con creampie, handjob, + not proofread !!

M-MINE!

word count: 467

statue: not done yet.

pairing: eren Jaeger x fem! reader

content + warning: jealousy sex, jealous! eren, overstimulation, degrading, slut shaming, breeding, creampies, breeding kink, lots & lots of cum, eren is soft & whiny at the end :( + more tba.

DEBT COLLECTOR, IZUKU MIDORIYA.

word count: 516

statue: not done yet

pairing: villain! izuku midoriya x fem! reader.

content + warning: dumbification, breeding kink, creampie, body worship, dubcon, slight pet play, + more tba.

INDOOR DATE

word count: 1,012

statue: half done.

pairing: bachira meguru x gn! reader.

content + warning: none! this is a sfw/fluff post<3

TOKYO REV COMFORTING READER. / 1:05AM.

word count: 542

statue: not done yet.

type: head canons.

characters: kazutora, rindou, manjiro sano, angry.

content + warning: panic attacks, mental breakdowns, hurt/comfort, punching, blood, mentions of past relationships. + more tba.

BROTHERS BEST FRIEND, EREN.

word count: tba.

statue: not started

pairing: eren Jaeger x fem! reader.

content + warning: tba.

#ilygetou’s wip list! メ #tokyo rev smut #aot smut #one piece x reader

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thewritersaddictions · 1 year

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If there is a tight poll we'll just do both.

The picks summaries to get a feel for what you might want to pick.

City Down P1 - A battle between good and bad isn’t always so clear. Especially when the lines are blinded by love.(Angst)

City Down P2 - After years the pair are forced to tell their children how they met and how they fall in love. (Love story)

Wrong Room P1 - Eddies been challenged to steal from the Harrington family. The richest within the kingdom since they're the Royals. But he's always been so clumsy. (Fluff)

Wrong Room P2 - On Steves deathbed he wants only one more thing from Eddie. He wants Eddie to tell him there love story one last time. (Fluff/Angst)

Together Forever- From different lands they’re forced to Marry each other for protection, land, and money. ( Forced marriage).

As You Wish- Eddie is getting to popular to quickly, so he goes looking for a bodyguard to protect him not for him to fall in love with.(Fluff)

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xherry7816 · 1 year

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not 2 brag but ive offically reach 100 likes YIPPIE !!!!

anyways i thought abt the thiefKAI au (gosh i hate KAI so mcuh hes always in my head) and i tried 2 make like drawing 4 it.

so basically if this was a long au i think itd start, yk, at the start so at the time KAIs just starting out but like gaining traction from society or whatever

so these are what i had in mind for like his og look, i gave him this fat hood bc A, i cant draw hoods and B, i think he looks silly (in a good way) erm and his shirt reached to just under the crotch. gosh erm i didnt like saying that, can i say upper middle thigh reigion ?? uhhh yeah. OH and the question is raised oh yeab sure its makes sense he could have become a thief because he needs food and supplies for him and NYA but why is he becoming some big scale infamous theif ?? thank you fot asking and well my answer is GARMADON (aaaahh!!) or some other large scale villain hiring KAI to steal all this expensive important stuff to yk exchange for money. the villain gets to progress with thier evil scheme and KAI, who is yk oblivious, gets money from it - win win situation.

i was thinking about giving well known better off more successful theifKAI to be wearing an oni mask, yk the full coverage and cool power boost (specifically the mask of hatred because it turns u all lava-y and how the color ourple is associated with royaltly and therefore the wealth and expense KAI loathed for in childhood which i think would be a nice way 2 tie it all together) but idk if that made him too OPish if yk what i mean but then again its not like hes in awarw of the other two masks, not that he'd go on a quest for them unless he knew they were valuable so maybe i will give him the mask.

and o my dear friends you may wonder AA WHAT ABOUT NYA ??? FEAR NOT compadre for i have a plan for him HOHO. so obviously NYA isnt oblivious to her brother's job shenanigans but hes kept enough of it away from her that she doesnt have enough of the pieces to put it all together so basically he has no idea whats goinf on with her brother. however NYA does manage to grow up somewhat comfortably and she manages to secure his place quite high in BORG.INC, aha saying INC kinda makes it sound evil. in this way she gets acquainted with PIXAL, ZANE and JAY who are during this time all ninja bc yk BORG stuff. btw we are moving this all into an au where the world turns out somehwat the same even without KAI just so i dont have to imagine the whole word differently bc thatd be hard and id make plenty of inconsistencies. ANYWYAS theyre all friends which is cool however NYA has a secret identity, ull never guess it,,,, SAMURAI X whoo !!!! SAMURAIX is a solo vigilante that not only stops crime but sometimes teams up with the NINJA (whos identies are secret) to fight bigger gangs.

everyone gets acquainted during one of KAIs heists where hes tryna steal, idk a golden weapon because theyv all been dug up and put on display in old rich peoples homes. i feel KAI is more on the stealth side of things but once he engages into battle he likes to be a little eccentric but cornered hes awfully angsty. this is indeed still and elemental master au! however KAI and NYA have not yet realised they can will the elements.

ill stop drawing KAI now i need 2 draw the other members, its literally been months since ive drawn LLOYD and ive never drawn PIXAL,,, someone please take this au i want 2 see something be done witj it TT

#ninjago #kai ninjago #lego ninjago #nya ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago lloyd #zane ninjago #jay ninjago #ninjago fanfiction #pixal ninjago #ninjago fanart

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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I miss thief reader <\3

(i wrote this entire thing and then accidentally fucking deleted it. almost cried bc i was proud of it but oh well hhahah)

Pls, i have an event going on rn and one of the things you could request is consort au + sexy thief reader and i jUST- I didn't mean to write all of this I just really wanted someone to request it so I just did it myself oops-

For this I’m using albedo because our pfps…

Warnings: Spoilers for Tsurumi island questline, SAGAU villain au, minor blood, self-harm(?), reader has questionable sanity, implied romantic Albedo x reader

Your reputation preceded you, casting a dark shadow over your cloaked form and painted you in a bloody light. While you had done awful things (only to those who deserved it), a lot of it wasn’t true. Merely rumors that got lost in their game of telephone and eventually got twisted with fact.

Thankfully, a bad reputation helped scare powerful individuals off. The shadow over your form made you appear bigger than you actually were and it helped, especially in scaring off the alchemist in front of you.

He didn’t try to hide himself, his footsteps approached you calmly. The second you heard him, your hearing heightened due to months of running, you had whipped around with your weapon(s) of choice already in hand.

Your glare was sharper than your blades, “What do you want?” You spat. You didn’t dwell on the surprise that he didn’t attack you immediately.

He didn’t meet your eyes, getting on one knee and bowing his head low, “Your grace,” He said, his voice strong as though he had rehearsed this, “I apologize for what Teyvat has done to you, and I promise I will do everything within my power to right the wrong that we have committed-”

“Cut the bullshit.” You interrupted, your fists tightened around your weapon, “I asked what you wanted not for your made-up apology.”

He didn’t flinch and remained in the same position, “I merely want to help you, your grace. I merely wish for you to remain safe.”

You laughed in his face, tilted your head back for the sky to bear witness, “Sure you do! I don’t care what you have to say,” You hissed, your lips twisted back into a teeth-baring grin, “Now go away or I’ll be forced to hurt you.”

He followed your directions, leaving you be. You shook your head with a scoff, watching him go and preparing yourself for a surprise attack.

It never came. How odd… you thought but shook it off. Albedo always tended to inspect the unknown.

He found you again, this time on Starsnatch Cliff.

You didn’t have to turn to know he was there, he was silently standing behind you.

“What do you want?” You demanded, your voice sharp and cutting.

It didn’t faze Albedo as he got down on one knee once more, his head bowed low, “I want to help you, your grace, and atone for the crimes Teyvat has committed.”

“I see.” You unsheathed one of your daggers, the blade glinting dangerously in the setting sun.

Albedo didn’t flinch, readying himself for the pain.

The hilt of the sword poked him on the top of his head. He opened his eyes, shocked, and tilted his head up to stare up at you. You were holding the hilt of the dagger out for him to take, a mischievous grin splitting your face.

His eyes went from the dagger, to you, back to the dagger, back to your almost frightening grin.

You nodded, gesturing to the dagger, insisting for him to take it. He did so, obeying your silent demand with a shaking hand.

“Your grace?” Albedo whispered, if he had spoken any louder his voice would’ve cracked.

“You believe I am your god now do you?” You raised a brow, taking off one of your gloves.

“Yes,” He said, without any hesitation, “I believe you are Teyvat’s creator.” His brows were set in a determined look.

You held your hand out to him and the sun crashed into the ocean behind, framing your almost manic grin in a stunning yet terrifying light, “Then prove it, Albedo.” Your godly voice demanded, reverberating in his mind and getting him drunk off the sound, “Cut me and see what color I bleed.”

Your voice was poisoned honey filling his ears. The way you said his name, commanded him with a grin. There was no doubt you were Teyvat’s god but the words you had said. It made his insides churn as he shook from the sweet sound of your voice and the awful choice you were forcing him to make.

Emotions bubbled within his chest and fought deep within his chalk heart, setting fire to all that was inside him. He couldn’t hurt you, you’d been hurt enough. But you had given him direct orders to cut you, and he couldn’t go against you. He was loyal to you, but he couldn’t hurt you and he couldn’t ignore your orders.

The knife was heavy in his hand. His eyes traveled from your hand, to you, back to your hand, and back to your eyes wide with adrenaline.

His eyes were wide with primal fear, but in the end his shaking fingers let go of the knife. He bowed his head in shame, “I’m sorry your grace, I can’t hurt you.”

You giggled, holding a hand up to your mouth as you cackled like a madman. You bent down to pick the knife up, still laughing. Albedo didn’t move.

Your bare hand tapped the top of his fluffy hair, patting it. Albedo’s breath caught in his throat, “Good choice, Albedo.” He looked up to bask in your grin, drunk on the way you said his name, “Someone who was faking being loyal to me would’ve jumped at the opportunity to cut me.”

Ah, he thought sheepishly, I was so caught up in my loyalty and the choice I didn’t even think about that…

You grinned, manically as you pointed the knife to your arm. He had no time to react as you sliced your arm.

“Your grace-!” He screeched, reaching his hand out uselessly.

“Either way,” You grinned, holding up your arm for him, you, and stars and celestia above to see the golden ichor drip down your limb, “There’s your proof.”

Insane, He thought, his form shaking, You’re insane!

Frantically, he stood up to help you. You pulled away, giggling, “I’ve suffered a lot worse,” You waved him off, sheathing the knife and putting your glove back on, not caring for the festering wound.

You placed both of your hands on your hips, your hat tilted back a bit to allow you to see better, the feather attached to your hat (Ruu’s feather, so that he could travel Teyvat with you like you had promised) glowed a dull purple hue, and your cape billowed in the soft wind.

Albedo could see his constellation in your eyes, glowing as though happy to be in your divine gaze, “Well, my first acolyte,” You held your palm out to him, gloved this time, “Would you like to join me?”

-albedo in thief wear <3

-All of my readers now have Ruu’s flower somewhere on their person

-As you gain followers, their constellations start to appear in your eyes bc i like the idea.

-thief reader amassing a small but devout group of followers to steal shit with them. They’re all poly because sexy thief reader being sexy

basically reader going "What're you gonna do? Stab me?" And Albedo almost cries.

#choco.asks #sagau #genshin self aware #genshin cult au #self aware genshin #sagau villain au #albedo #albedo x reader #sexy theif villain au #sorry if it's kinda bad im highkey tired #and i wrote all of this in like an hour #not including the first draft that i fucking deleted #i still can't get over that #i finished it #and then fucking deleted it #i can't please-#im laying down for rest i'll do more event requests later #I'm almost done with one I'm very sorry for not being that active #life is hard <3

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late-night-tourist-attraction · 1 year

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#32

"Can you stop acting as if the whole world owes you something?!" The theif had said with an agerated huff.

"I would love too theif , however you are my whole world and unfortunately for you, you do owe me quite a large sum of money." The villain had with a stiff smile.

#villain x civilian prompt #theif prompt #theif x villain #villain prompt #villain #theif #creative writing #hero and villain #hero prompt #hero #villain and hero #late night tourist attraction prompt #villain x hero

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esperosisdoeswriting · 3 years

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Prompt #22

“Honey I’m home!” [Theif] sung as they sauntered into [Villain]’s base, their bag of goodies slung over their shoulder.

“I hope that attitude of yours means you were successful?” [Villain] watched as their little thief made it to their desk. The thief just smirked and pulled out a large crystal, pulsating with a strange glow. [Villain] matched their smirk at the sight of their prize, but [Theif] still held it just out of their reach.

“Rest of my payment first darling, you know how it is” [Theif] purred. [Villain] let out an exaggerated sigh, but with only a few keystrokes [Theif]’s phone buzzed. [Theif] gave the notification a glance and promptly deposited the crystal in [Villain]’s waiting hand.

“Pleasure doing business with you” Thief grinned as they turned and began to leave.

“Do buy yourself something nice with that, from me.” [Villain] purred.

“Oh I plan to”

#writing prompt #villain x theif #villain prompt #theif prompt #villains and heroes #heroes and villains #esper prompt

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snowflakeanimelover · 2 years

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—Welcome to the Masterlist

🌸This has all of my writings in here, so feel free to check them out! If any Links are not working, please PM me. Thank you!🌸

🌸Here is Masterlist 2, Masterlist 3, and Un-Anime Related Stories🌸

Requested:

🌸Delinquent(Bakugo x Female Reader)

🌸Friendship(Izuku Midoriya x Male Reader)

🌸Support(Selkie x Female Reader)

🌸Cope(Sero Hanna x Female Reader)

🌸Ruffling Your Feathers(Hawks/Keigo Takami x Phoenix!Female!Reader)

HCs:

🌸Male Reader HCs(Izuku/Bakugo/Kaminari)

🌸Single Dads HCs(Bakugo/Gray)

🌸Protective Little Brother(All Might/Selkie/Lida/Tsuyu/Bakugo)

🌸Coma HCs(Aizawa/Vlad King/Tsuyu/Iida/Todoroki)

🌸Coma HCs(All Might/Endeavor/Bakugo/Deku/Toga)

🌸Cuddle HCs(Aizawa Shota)

My Own:

🌸Red Feathers(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3[DISCONTINUED]

REWRITTEN

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

🌸Panic Room(Dabi/Hawks x Quirkless!Female Reader)

Part 1, Part 2[DISCONTINUED]

🌸The Secretary(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3(FINALE)

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🌸Date?(Kirishima x Female Reader)

🌸Wrong Place(Dabi x Female Reader)

🌸Bicker Bicker(League Of Villains x Female Reader)

🌸Scared To Be Lonely(Hawks/Keigo Takami x Female Reader)

🌸Back Again(League Of Villains x Female Reader)

🌸Pizza Is Important(Bakugo x Female Reader)

🌸My Flashlight(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)

🌸Mistletoe(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)

🌸Villain With A Heart(Dabi x Female Reader)

🌸My Little Mouse(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)[YANDERE 18+]

🌸Peace(Dabi/Touya Todoroki x GN Reader)

🌸Little Bird(Hawks/Takami Keigo x Female Reader)

Requested:

🌸Be My Galaxy(Senku x Female Reader)

🌸Sing For Me?(Senku x Female Reader)

🌸Braided With Love(Senku x Female Reader)

🌸Birthday(Senku x Female Reader)

🌸Jealousy(Senku x Female Reader)

🌸Greed(Ryusui x Female Reader)

🌸Love For A Best Friend(Senku x Female reader)

My Own:

🌸Christmas(Senku Ishigami x Female Reader)

Part 1, Part 2[FINALE]

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🌸Leek(Senku x Reader)

🌸Comes From The Heart(Senku x Female Reader)

HCs:

🌸Single Dads HCs(Bakugo/Gray)

🌸Overworked HCs(Gray/Byakuya/Zenitsu)

Requested:

🌸Prompt 10(Zeldris x Male reader)

🌸Reincarnation(Gilthunder x Male Reader)

🌸Long Time No See(Zeldris x Male Reader)

HCs:

🌸Male Reader HCs(Zeldris)

My Own:

🌸Cherish The People Around You(Meliodas x Female reader)

Requested:

🌸A Painful Meeting(Hinata Shouyou x Female reader)

My Own:

🌸Kurasuno’s Second Chosen Manager(Haikyuu!! Various x Female Reader)

My Own:

🌸Staring(Beastars x Female Reader)

🌸Assassin(Beastars x Reader with my OC)

Requested:

🌸True Friends(One Piece x Female Reader)

🌸Touch-Starved(One Piece x Female Reader)[YANDERE]

🌸Death Is A Lie(One Piece x Female Reader)

🌸Love And Support(One Piece x Female Reader)

HCs:

🌸Whitebeard Stalking HCs

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

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🌸Devil Fruit Powers HCs

🌸Platonic Yandere HCs(Nami/Sanji/Zoro)

My Own:

🌸Peaceful(One Piece x Female reader)

🌸Small Talk(Monkey D. Luffy x Female Reader)

Requested:

🌸Can I Steal Your Heart?(Theif!Joey Wheeler x Princess!Reader)[Aladdin AU]

HCs:

🌸Teach Me To Duel HC’s(Yugioh x Male Reader)

My Own:

🌸Always And Forever(Atem/Yami Yugi x Female Reader)

🌸The True Meaning(Yugi Muto x Female Reader)

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littleblurb · 2 years

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Man in the Moon Ch.3 - Discovery

Dabi x f!Reader

Rating: Explicit

Don't like don't read: reader insert, yandere, kidnapping, panty theif

Previous part

You locked the bathroom door with a small click. Well now what… There were no windows, so a movie style escape was far from possible. Closing the lid to the toilet you sat down and pulled your knees close. After a few minutes passed there was a knock on the door.

“Hey babe if your almost done in there I got some clothes for you to change into. Should fit better so you’re not panty-flashing my roommates anymore.” You could practically hear the smug look on his face. Going to the door you opened it enough to get the clothes.

“Pervert.” You stated before shutting the door as quickly as possible and beginning to change, a snicker could be heard from outside. The shirt was a dark purple and it came with some comfortable sweatpants. They fit you perfectly, because of course. It got you thinking again, between this and the underwear something was up. Sure, this could have been a coincidence but you’re starting to doubt it. Opening the door to leave you went face first into something solid. Dabi was leaning right in the door frame. You became flustered only for a moment before ducking under his arm to squeeze by him.

“Well it’s been sometime, so the laundry should be done right?” You looked at him as he walked up to you and slung his arm around your shoulder.

“Nah not yet, think it’s just in the dryer right now.” Most likely a lie. It had probably been several hours by now since you had gotten up, and even more if he had put them in the wash last night like he had claimed.

“Right, so how much longer exactly? I don’t want to be a burden to you or your roommates and honestly I do have some errands I need to get done before I go back to work.” He didn’t seem to like that statement you inferred by the drop in his expression.

“Not sure, but just wait here and I’ll go check.” And with that he abruptly shoved you back into his room. You sat on his bed for a while, quite frankly you were bored out of your mind and had exhausted every plan you could possibly think of for escape besides just making a run for it and hoping he doesn’t turn you into yakitori. Looking around you did decide to start poking through some of his stuff. What does a wanted villain have anyways?

First place you checked was under the bed. Not a whole lot there besides some lewd magazines. Figures, dude seems like a total pervert to begin with… Next came the minifridge which was mostly stocked with beer but also had some soft drinks too. Why on earth would he only stock alcohol when he practically lives in a bar? You took several of the drinks and shook them. If that was the only power you had right now, you’ll take it. Just imagining him opening the can to get a shot of carbonated beverage to the face was 100% worth it.

Lastly came the closet, sliding the first door open you were met unsurprisingly with a few hangers holding white tank tops. Some were more singed than others but none of them were a pure white by any means. You could just barely see the other side, so you closed the first door and opened the other. Covering your mouth before you let out any noise. The more you looked the more it chilled you to the core. It was a hobbled together shrine of some sort, more of a collection. Photos littered the area; all having been taken in different places with varying clarity. Picking up one was a blurry photo, but you could tell what it was, after all how would you not be able to recognize the window looking into your bedroom. There were other items too, like some sort of messed up I spy. Loose hair, underwear, even a sock that looked a little stiffer than it should have been.

“Now doll it’s rude to go poking around in other people's belongings. Or well, I shouldn’t be talking now, should I?” You were backed into the corner of the room. Dabi leaned down next to you and picked up the photo you had dropped in your surprise. “This was a good one. First time I found your place and I was lucky enough that you left the curtains open just enough. I was so excited the shot got out of focus. But it’s not like I need that damn camera anymore when I got the real thing right in front of me.”

“You’re sick…” That’s all you could say as you froze in place. He reached towards your head and you slapped his hand away. Pulling it back, small flame emerged, and even though it wasn’t close you could tell the heat it radiated. Not something you’d want to touch.

“Hold up sweetheart, you were behaving so well and now you’re acting up? We can’t have that now can we.” Despite being a lanky figure he hoisted you up by your arm almost effortlessly. You were taken out of the room an dragged to a few doors down towards the dead-end. Pounding on his hand to let you go was only met with a burning sensation that made you yelp in pain. There were a few steps down that ten led to a darkened basement type room. The floor was exposed concrete, and it was cold. Hanging from the ceiling was a lone lightbulb that managed to do a decent job at lighting up the room. In the back was a rather comfortable looking bed. It would be something you would have liked to have, but under these circumstances you wanted nothing to do with it. He threw you against the bed, body bouncing off it slightly as the wind was knocked out of you. You felt something cold on your ankle followed by a click. Dabi had fastened a metal cuff around your limb attaching it to the bottom bedpost.

“Sorry if the set up is a little bare. Was hoping to get more decorations before bringing you home but you just gave me to perfect opportunity. Like hell I was going to let you slip away one more time.”

#bnha x reader #mha x reader #yandere dabi #dabi x female reader #bnha fanfic #bnha fanfiction #yandere bnha #yandere mha #yandere

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blursed-ninjago-ideas · 3 years

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Blursed AUs masterlist.

This is a reference for all the AUs that are commonly talked about on this blog. The mods they are listed under are the mods in charge of content for it on this blog, not necessarily the creators of them. (* indicates that they are original to the the mod)

Mod Ivy

Kairro: Morro posses Kai instead of Lloyd. Things take a much different and darker turn since Morro and Kai are very alike.*

Overkill au/ Overkill!Zane: Zane develops a glitch named Overkill that convinces him the best way to protect his friends to to mind control them. Surprisingly, the ninja disagree!*

Serial Killer Nya/Serial Killer!Nya: Nya is a serial killer, and very over protective of Kai. Instead of Samurai X Nya creates the persona Mazoku X. Kai is aware of her habits, but largely in denial. She's a bad influence on Lloyd.*

Hypno Lloyd/ Hypno!Lloyd: Lloyd has oni hypnosis powers.*

Evil Hypno Lloyd/ Evil Hypno!Lloyd: Lloyd decides to use his oni hypnosis powers to force all his friends to turn evil with him. Nya is able to get away because she doesn’t have an elemental connection to Lloyd for him to exploit.*

Thief au/ Thief!Kai, Theif!Nya, and Thief!Lloyd: Kai and Nya were adopted by Ronin, later finding and adopting Lloyd as well. Zane, Cole, and Jay are the same and have to try and get these hooligans to cooperate with them to save Ninjago.

D&D au: All of the show is just a D&D campaign the characters are playing.*

Moviekhan: Nadakhan shows up in the Movie universe, the movie ninja force wish for someone that can defeat him, Show!Jay gets teleported into their universe and has to coach the much younger ninja and help them defeat Nadakhan.

Siren au: Nya and Kai are sirens. Jay is a pirate they kidnap and keep as a pet/friend.

Djinn!Jay: Somehow Jay gets turned into a Djinn. He gets his own rules and his wish granting has it’s own quirks.

Villain Vibe: All the ninja are just evil and group up to be bad evil people and rule ninjago. Each are their own brand of bad guy though.*

Cyborg Jay/ Cyborg!Jay: Jay has been augmenting himself in secret and has a whole system of inventions he’s wires into himself.

Oni Misako au: Misako is an oni that was sent to Ninjago as a scouting party, but met Mystake, fell in love with Garmadon, and decided to just live in Ninjago instead of trying to destroy it.

Fate/Ninjago: A holy grail war featuring all your favorite Ninjago characters! (Or at least weird reincarnated substitutes of some of them.) Cross over with the Fate series.*

Ninjatubers: The ninja get Youtube channels for various reasons. Chaos ensues.

Tall Vampire Lady Misako: Misako is a Lady Dimitrescu style vampire. Garmadon is a simp for his giant wife. (There is no tag for this because it got out of hand too fast and there is no way I can dig through and find everything now.)

Grandpa Djinn: Darla was pregnant before Nadakhan's banishment and was Kai and Nya's great something grandmother. Nadakhan escaped the tea pot early and is delighted to take in his great something grandkids.

Uncle Krux: Multiple versions. Krux takes Kai and Nya in instead of leaving them to fend for themselves and either raises them to be evil, or slowly gives up on the evil plan. Alternatively, he gives up on the evil plan before he ever kidnapped Ray and Maya.

Brainwashed Kai (Mod Ivy's Version): Instead of just stealing Kai’s element, Aspheera decides to take him as well, brainwashing him into being her decorative pet

Mod Kat:

Miraculous au: Lloyd accidentally gets stuck in the Miraculous Ladybug universe, the rest of the ninja soon follow. Hawkmoth is his usual jerk, the ninja use some miraculous and just generally deal with the chaos all while they figure out how to get home.

Monkie Kid crossover: the ninja adopt a child from another realm when he randomly gets spit out by a portal directly in their front yard.*

Mod [R]

Amnesicpirate!Jay au/ Orpheus!Jay: Jay gets kidnapped by Nadakhan and has his memories stolen. Jay is told that he’s always lived on the Misfortune’s Keep and that his name is Orpheus. The ninja recognize him, he doesn’t know who they are or why they keep calling him “J”.

Bunker au/ Bunker!Kai: Movie!Kai finds an abandoned super villain lair under his house and decides to use it as his own personal secret clubhouse. Show!Kai ends up in the Movie universe and Movie!Kai puts him in the super villain bunker and keeps him a secret from everybody while Show!Kai figures out how to get home.

Cryptid Jay Aus: Jay is a Cryptid that endlessly builds towers that the ninja need to stop. 3 versions, Gay, Child* and Greiving.

Amongus!au: The ninja are aboard a spaceship, and everything is going fine. Until they realize there is an imposter on the ship, planning to kill everyone.*

Kai instead au: In the pilot, Kai gets taken by the skullkin instead of Nya. Now she has to go find her brother. Nya gets help from three students who are also trying to stop the skulkin, they also want some weapons that she couldn’t care less about.*

DHMIS!au: The ninja as the Dhmis characters. Things go about as well as expected.*

Animaniacs au: The Warners mess with a machine of the Brains, meant for Brain to use the help of alternate universe versions of himself. This causes the three Warners to to be teleported to this weird place called “ninjago”, like what a stupid name!*

Hadestown au: It’s the Hadestown musical. Garmadon is Persephone, Misako is Hades. (Plasma au)*

Wrong place wrong timeline: The ninja keep seeing the apparition of a strange person desperately trying to get to them, disappearing right before they get to them. When trying to learn more about what’s going on, they learn that Garmadon is a little more ruthless than they thought.*

Blog God (Departed)

Brainwashed Kai au/ Brainwashed!Kai: Instead of just stealing Kai’s element, Aspheera decides to take him as well, brainwashing him into being her servant.

Siren Jay au/ Siren!Jay: Jay is part siren on his mother’s side and doesn’t have perfect control over his siren powers.

Element Swap au/ Element Swap!Kai, and Element Swap!Nya: Nya is the master of Fire and Kai is the master of water.

Ghost of Time AU/ Ghost of time: Kai dies fighting Krux and Acronix in the timestream, causing him to be removed from time. Small evidence remains of him existing like a blurry video of his final moment. Kai’s ghost is outside of time and has virtually no memories. The ninja think he’s important, but can’t figure it out, plus there are some holes in their own memories where things don’t make sense.

Duolingo Lloyd: Lloyd is the duolingo bird (with a gun) and terrorizes Kai in his nightmares. (and I guess now Misako has an alter ego named Rosetta Stone that’s the same thing)

#Masterlist #master list #blursed ninjago aus #long post

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witchofinterest · 3 years

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How would the writers do any/all of the x-sisters dirty?

lighting round! let’s go! thank you!

syd;

- only there for scott or alex

- no relationship with jean :(

- make her wait forever to come out

- gets killed so often bc they have no ideas for her (see: jean grey)

rhuben and riley reichter:

- only allowed character development together

- only cared for when someone their related to needs development

- rhu is made too nice and ri too mean

lily:

- they make her care for a family that doesn’t care for her

- make her regret getting powers (she wouldn’t)

- make her die extremely gruesome deaths

- kicked off the x-men for the krakoa arc (even though she supported them every time they needed it)

eel;

- one note villain

- no joining the heroes

- relationship with her brother not explored

april (no longer an x-sister, she’s a dc oc now asdfghjkl sorry)

- make her remy 2.0

- say she isn’t as good of a theif bc she can un/lock things with her mutation

- her relationship with storm is gone after they meet

- i feel they’d make her too mean and avoid friends

#oc: sydney summers #oc: rhuben reichter #oc: riley reichter #oc: lily ammaquelin #oc: elsie tolanski #she’s a late addition!#thank yiu for asking!!!!!!!#fun!#fd: x-men #oc: april lebeau #oc april lebeau

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ivory-haired-queens-blog · 5 years

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Unpopular Opinions: Fandom Edition

Hey none of you asked but I’m here to deliver so here are some unpopular opinions for the fandoms I’m in. Spoilers, duh.

Marvel:

I don’t like Natasha. Or Steve.

Pepper Potts is a top.

As much as I love Loki, his death was nessicary in Infinity War.

Steve should have killed Bucky in Civil War. He was a threat, plain and simple.

I ship Ironstrange/Supremefamily.

Clint should have died in Infinity War.

I love Tony Stark with my whole heart. (Not an unpopular opinion but you needed to know that)

I’m not happy with the end of Endgame.

10 years in the making....for you to do Thor like that?

Not because he’s fat or because he’s dealing with trauma, that’s totally acceptable.

What’s not acceptable is them making Thor into the butt of the joke because he’s fat.

I love the Antman movies.

I’m totally not biased because I loved lost.

(I’m kinda biased)

Shuri is the best Marvel character and would beat Tony Stark in a battle of wits.

(I’m so gay I love her.)

With as many years as Marvel has had the MCU, I am disgusted at the lack of diversity within the movies.

Like it’s 2019 and we JUST got a female empowerment scene in Endgame.

Like I want a gay superhero.

(We have a disabled one thank god. Love you Stephen.)

And don’t give me that Valkyrie/Captain Marvel BS because they never blatantly stated or showed it in their movies.

I want an Asian superhero bitch.

A superhero who is Muslim/Islam/and religion besides Christian.

I think that, as much as I hate Natasha and Steve, they should have been the ones that Bruce first sees in Infinity War. I know it set up the whole “earth is closed today” sequence but it didn’t make sense and was OOC.

I love Stephen Strange and he’s never done a single thing wrong ever in his life I would die for this man.

I like MCU Peter Parker over the origional movie Spider-Man.

Fight me.

I also like the Tony Stark/Peter Parker better than the Uncle Ben/Peter Parker so @ me.

The 100

I don’t ship Bellarke that hard.

Like yes, I think they’re obviously being groomed to end up together. I know the show runners will make them official before the end of the series. I’m not mad about that, I just don’t really care to be honest. It’s like, too obvious.

But there are some cute bellarke scenes

What they did to Monty was bullshit but what they did to Jasper was worse.

I feel no guilt whatsoever in saying that I think that killing all of Mount Weather was what they should have done from the beginning.

Yes, even the kids. Because if you kill their leaders, the men and women will fight back. The colony would have been left with a handful of adults, and a bunch of kids if the origional plan had worked. This is doomed to fail and honestly just killing them all would be better than seeing them kill eachother for food, power, whatever. If that makes sense.

I think that Finn deserved to die.

I think that Murphey deserves the world.

Charlotte fucking killed Wells. Yes she’s young but she knows better than to kill someone. Maybe not kill her, but we all know that Clarke wouldn’t have banished her like she did Murphey. Clarke has a gender bias because Murphey didn’t do anything and she wouldn’t have punished Charlotte as hard because she’s a young girl. I rest my case

Even though what he did was bad and wrong, I don’t think Murphey should have been banished. He’s right. They were all compliant and even excited when he was being hung, but when it’s a little girl all bets are off.

Like Bellamy brought the whole hostage thing upon himself because he fucking tied a noose around Murphey’s throat.

Again, not that what Murphey did was right. He didn’t have to act like that. Jasper didn’t do anything to him.

Also this segment is getting long but the show writers and everyone else just casually forgot that Murphey was TORTURED? Hello? Are we not going to acknowledge that?

I shipped Clexa with my whole heart.

Another actually popular opinion: what they’ve done to Raven’s character this season is bullshit. Her only role is Abby’s moral compass. This is the same girl who shuttled to earth in a Tin Can. She’s better than this.

What the fuck??? Happened to??? Jordan???

Like Madi stabbed him

And then they proceeded to not talk about it for like four episodes and then casually mention it in passing like “oh he saved Pria that means he gets to live”

Like they set up his character to be really important this season.

But he’s not.

I think that Murphey/Emori is the best ship.

I also think that Either Murphey or Emori or Both are secretly double crossing the Primes. (This comes out before the finale of season six)

They didn’t have to do Onyia like that

The opening of season three is so weak that I actually stopped watching the show around that time (I’d been watching since the beginning of season two) because there’s just nothing there in the first like 10 minutes and I couldn’t do it.

Maybe I’m just impatient but it’s bad.

I think that Octavia did the best that she could with what she had available and I think that’s she’s not a bad person for what she did with the fighting pits/cannabalism. And I know that if Bellamy had been in her place, he would have eventually done the same.

Kane was a whiny bitch in season 5.

Why’d the kill Diyoza(I can’t spell) like that?

I liked Joesephine. It was really fun to see Eliza Taylor be able to get a new character in the show. Also props to her for that last episode with pretending to be Joesephine and being Clarke at the same time.

I called the dude being Gabriel from the first time I saw him you peasants.

Octavia’s redemption arc this season is beautiful.

They did....that.....to Kane. I’m angerey.

Lost In space

Not enough people watch this show. (The Netflix remake or the origional)

Seriously guys it’s a good show.

Absolutely nothing is wrong with it.

I love Don West with my whole heart.

I love Dr. Smith with my half heart.

I love the robot with my two hearts.

I love Penny Robinson with all the stars in the galaxy.

I love all of them okay.

There are no plot holes, no inconsistencies, no faulty science and anyone who says (or proves) otherwise is wrong.

It’s confirmed for a season two which should air in like the December-February time area.

It’s a Netflix show so you can binge the entire season in like a weekend.

Seriously watch it.

The Umbrella Academy

Five x Delores is weird.

Luther x Allison is illegal.

Klaus deserves all the push pops in the world.

The handler is hot.

The Comission killed Dave.

Luther is the most boring, Unorigional, straight white guy character I’ve seen in a long time. I hate him so much.

Allison is a queen but her character is brought down by her weird relationship with her brother.

Tbh if I was Allison you know I’d be telling my kids that I heard a rumor that theyd go the fuck to sleep. Like that’s a good thing. Idk maybe I’m just a sociopath.

Istanbul not Constantinople being played over a scene where five murders a squad of Commission people is the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever conceived by man.

“Where are you going” “to save the world” “oh is that all?” Iconic.

None of these are really unpopular but the show writers seem to think differently.

Diego has never done anything wrong in his life like yaaaasss bitch kill your brother at yo daddy’s funeral!!! Work!!!

PaTcH

AAaAHh

Big Theif - Mary is the perfect song to play over Klaus returning from Vietnam.

Will you love me, like you loved me in the January rain?

It’s up there with Goodbye July.

Speaking of Goodbye July....

Z Nation

Many people haven’t watched it

It’s like if The Walking Dead and Zombieland had a baby....and then the baby did a line of cocaine.

It’s wild.

Watching Garnet die ruined every sliver of hope I had in humanity.

I have a special place in my heart for this show because it’s the first show that me and my mom would stay up and watch the new episodes air every Friday. It brought us closer and I can’t thank the cast and show runners enough for this.

So maybe I’m biased, but you should watch it.

Having Murphey switch from being an anti-hero to a villain back to an anti-hero and then to a regular hero, amazing. Astonishing. The peak of human existence.

Even though he’s not entirely human.

What color is Murphey today? Is he pale, discolored, grey, blue, red? We don’t know!

Roberta Warren is the Black Goddess main protagonist that we deserve.

Addison Carver is a functional Bi.

10k is tragic backstory central but other than that, his character development is pretty lacking other than him persuing love interests.

None of these are really unpopular opinions but I doubt any of you have watched the show. It’s on Netflix. Watch it.

Oooooohhhhh George.

Georgia St. Clair could stomp me to death and my ghost would still want to fuck her.

Anyways I’m gay

God damn I have a lot of pent up Gay energy.

Murphey and Lucy have a realistic enstranged father/daughter relationship and it’s heartwarming.

And then they killed her off to save him.

Honestly if you name a character Murphey they can only be assholish bad boys with a good heart deep down sorry I don’t make the rules.

Also if you name a character Murphey I will love them with my whole soul.

I’m so mad they cancelled the show.

I’m infinitely more mad that they named that disgrace of a show Black Summer and claimed that it was a prequel....but it didn’t follow the same cast and had they not advertised it as a prequel I would never have guessed.

Black Summer gives totally opposite vibes than Z Nation does. I get that black summer is supposed to be the worst time that the zombie apocalypse ever had, with cannibals and no food, but it feels like s completely different show.

It’s like if The Walking Dead claimed that it is a prequel/occurs during Shaun of the Dead.

Like....no. They’re....no.

Anyway watch it it’s good.

Detroit: Become Human

Connor isn’t the best character.

This is an unpopular opinion post deal with it.

Markus has to be my favorite.

Honestly this game is so good and not even just graphics-wise.

It’s the same robotic sentience story we’ve been fed for years, but this time it’s from the Android’s perspective and this time all they want is to be free. That’s it.

I fucking hate North.

Hank is literally if Rick from Rick and Morty were serious.

The only correct way to play Connor is to walk the thin line between deviant and regular A.I. Without leaving out Hank. The correct thing to do is make Conner deviant at Jericho.

The only correct way to play Kara is to protect Alice with every fiber of your being. Meanwhile, get close to her. Do not get caught, even if that means dissappointing her.

The only correct way to play Markus is to lead a peaceful revolution. Also tell North to fuck off.

The border patrol guy who either gets Kara and Alice caught or knowingly lets Androids cross the border is the best character. Forget about Markus, this guy sees either “oh fuck androids are killing people, maybe we shouldn’t let this one cross the border” or “Androids just want to be free and are peacefully fighting for this. Let this one and her daughter through.” I love him.

LUTHER.

YES DADDY.

anyway.

Let Out The Bear He Just Wants To Say Hi :)

Even though I think Conner is overrated by the fandom, I do like him.

But he’s not a pure innocent cinnamon roll either.

It depends on how you play, but he has really violent options so stop the “He wouldn’t harm a fly” attitude.

But he is cute.

The home screen for the game is revolutionary (no pun intended) and I hope future game follow suit in making the first impression of the game something cool.

Stealing clothes/money/the fence cutters is literally okay.

Also if you put Kara in white hair you can die.

If in your first actual play through you got the Kara lives at the recycling plant ending but Alice dies, you can die too.

I’ve never actually seen the steal money and go to motel option play out because it’s stupid, especially if you don’t steal clothes. Like that’s begging to be caught.

Stranger things

Billy Hargrove is bad and just because he’s abused does not make what he does okay.

Harringrove is gross and I’m gay so my opinion counts as double.

That being said, there are some really cute fics about Harringrove and I can see the appeal of “good boy falls for mysterious bad boy with a dark past and trauma”

I’ve said I’m gay this whole post because I say it a lot, but I don’t like actually labeling myself but I like girls and boys and everything in between and I say I’m gay kinda as a joke when girls are hot.

That being said...

Steve Harrington calling himself Daddy made me feel things.

Strange things.

Haha get it I’m making a joke to distract you from the daddy part.

Steve Harrington is a good person now, but he was still an asshole before and he can still be criticized for his past.

I used to be hardcore Jancy but after season three I feel like Nancy needs and deserves a break from boys so she can figure out herself and who she is now and what she wants to do without the weight of boys and boyfriends constantly around her.

That being said i still don’t like Nancy because she was flirting/slept in the same bed with Jonathan whilst obviously having feelings for him while she and Steve were still a thing. It’s not cheating but to me it’s close enough to raise red flags.

Robin is perfect in every way.

I don’t like Jonathan. He’s creepy in s1, fine in s2, but then is s3 he doesn’t do anything to or about his male bosses when Nancy is being made fun of because she’s a woman.

Seeing Nancy’s class priveledge/Jonathan’s male priveledge clashing was so cool tbh

Elmax > Mileven > Lumax

Jim Hopper, with all his faults, is still a caring dad.

Plus him threatening Mike made me laugh so hard sksksksks

Steve Harrington deserves the world and then some.

Low key I really want s4 to give in insight on his family life.

I also want him to get an apartment with Robin.

Robins cute tbh but for half the season I though she was a Russian spy. I guess I was wrong.

Mrs. Wheeler shouldn’t sleep with billy (not that she can now) because it’s wrong, but the reason she wanted to is because her husband is so boring and she gave up on her dreams to be his perfect housewife. She wanted a challenge with Billy. Instead, she should leave her pushover of a husband and find someone better.

Anyway Steve Harrington deserves the world.

Yeah okay hate me whatever.

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