#totally not dating

[prof-hemp420]

Walking Wake III

<Hemp walks onto stage with Walking Wake behind him. He is leaning heavily on a very recognizable cane, belonging to @professor-amaryllis. Piers is at the corner of the stage, watching and not letting Hemp wander too far.

Hemp gives a glance over his shoulder and takes a deep sigh.

"Piers saw more of the emotional intelligence of these creature than I have. And I'd like him to say a few words about it."

As Piers apporaches Hemp would grab him by his chin and pull him down for a deep and passionate, and public, kiss. Then he spins the former gym leader so he's facing the crowd and holding the mic. Before he heads up Hemp gives him a little smack on the butt for good luck, eliciting a little jump.

Piers would be a bit flushed but regain his composure and begin giving detail on his experience.

"Well, these guys are incredibly good at noticing the emotions of those around them. "I'm sure a lot of you saw on the news information about that reporter lady, but when she was causin' problems Proteus was.. well, he treated me like his own baby!" Hed laugh a bit as he spoke the last words there. "He and the other dragons there got seriously pissed when I did, and even when the other dragons went their own ways, Proteus stuck around n' held me til I calmed down. He even noticed the small shifts. I smiled when hed do something cute, and so he'd do it again - which is damn smart if y'ask me."

Hemp would take the mic as Piers retreated, giving him another kiss, this time on his hand.

"As you can see, yes. Walking Wake epically seems to hone in on the emotions and mental state of creatures it cares about. And he's known Piers as long as he's known me. Such nurturing behaviour can also be seen in pokemon like Drampa."

He pauses. "So in conclusion, Walking Wake are empathic social creatures that know they're the apex predator of their region and don't need to throw their weight around. And being able to read the emotional state of other beings, through body language and scent, is useful in avoiding fights. Which is something Walking Wake seem to dedicate a lot to." He'd give a sheepish smile and walk off stage.

ooc:

@yell-on-spikemuth than you for the help writing this

#cw: kissing #they're being cute and gay #totally not dating #well not in the alloromantic way #no romo dating #pokemon irl #prof-hemp #pokeblogging #prof hemp #unreality #pokemon #pkmn irl #pokemon rp #professor hemp

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”

and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.

#steve using his puppy dog eyes to get eddie to agree bc “it would mean so much to robin to know that her parents would accept her” #eddie agreeing because. it’s STEVE. #robin not knowing about ANY of this until steve and eddie show up to her house holding hands #mr. and mrs. buckley just want their daughter to see that they’re totally cool with her gay friends #they aspire to be the cool parents #bonus points if steve is aware of his own sexuality the whole time #bonus bonus points if nobody else had been #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #robin buckley #steddie fake dating #prompt ! #feel free to use it tbh i’d love to see it #i might also use it. actually yeah i’ll also use it at some point

[sofiaruelle]

Oh? A Customer?

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley sandy #stardew valley emily #sdv emily x sandy #sdv sandy x emily #i read a headcanon somewhere a while back that Sandy was a witch just like the Wizard #and I totally believe that #I also like to think she and emily are in the same coven and they have cute dreamscape dates #i got lazy drawing the suckers on the tentacles #imagine niya na lng nan dyan sila

[stillsurfacequietpond]

Why Aziraphale really calls Crowley:

#totally correct good omens scene #sorry couldn't resist trying this #they just want a date! #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens theories #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley loves aziraphale

[iszapizza]

the star wars ot but its a dating sim!

Who would you pick?

clone wars dating sim!

#star wars #star wars ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #darth vader #boba fett #dating sim #i for one would go down the vader route but thats just me JAJHADHADH #i am totally not biased #digital art

[dismas-n-dismay]

I like to think Marcille is extremely in love w Falin but pre-death she’s like “Hahaha yep me and Falin, best friends, oh my fucking god she’s never gonna reciprocate my feelings” and cries herself to sleep

Like she’s THAT kind of pathetic gay meanwhile Falin is like “man kinda weird we don’t kiss considering she’s my gf but that’s okay”

#Falin thinks they’ve been dating for at least a year and a half #meanwhile marcille thinks Falin is never gonna like her in the same way and cries about it all the time #the day they talk it out is just 8 hours of them making out sloppy style #extra points if they’ve kissed before or have make out sessions frequently #but marcille just thinks it’s weirdly platonic and totally not romantic bc she’s insecure #falin touden #falin thorden #dunmeshi falin #falin dunmeshi #falin dungeon meshi #farcille #marcille dunmeshi #marcille dungeon meshi

[giisip]

Hangover coffee meet up… but that’s totally not Asami’s sweater.. 🤫

#giisip #my art #art #korrasami #tlok #korra #legend of korra #asami sato #sketch #lok #hungover #they’re sorta dating atm but not official #asami totally stole one of Korra’s sweaters #she has no shame #korra is oblivious though… #but not until I collate these sketches and make a comic 👀

[yuukels]

#art #doodle #a date with death #fanart #totally not going insane or anything #i like him a normal amount #i started reading x readers again because of this game

[unpersoniverse]

I saw a tweet that said Korra's only a softie around Asami and one thing led to another...

#totally inspired by taylor swift's song gorgeous #you know that line #you make me so happy it turns back to sad ?? #these two before they got together #then they been dating so long and still look at each other and go😡 can't 😡 believe 😡 you're😡mine😡i 😡love😡you😡 #god bless korrasami #yeah #korrasami #korra #asami sato #my art #fanart #tlok #avatar the legend of korra #atla #wlw #valentines day #these two being soft for and only each other are my weakness bye #they're in love your honor

[juulded]

They are on a date teehee :3c

#this was drawn w post reveal in mind so uh yeah #i think adrienette after the reveal would totally start going on superhero dates #you know like ALL the dates from now on would be like superhero dates #well not ALL of them but you know #until the fever of it goes away #but they would still do it from time to time heehee #miraculous ladybug #mlb #adrien agreste #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #ladynoir #my mlb art!

[baggedbees]

Uh- happy Easter to those who celebrate!

Original designs by candyje11yfish on insta!

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatoon 2 #frye splatoon #shiver splatoon #splatfest #springfest #shiver hohojiro #frye onaga #they’re totally dating and it’s great #digital art #uh

[zephyrchama]

Living together in a big house with one (main) (shared) bathroom means that mornings can be tough.

When you first arrived at the House of Lamentation, it was hard to fit in. It was really hard to get into the bathroom in the mornings and fight six demons for use of the sink. If more than two others were in there at the same time, they practically formed a living wall that blocked you out, forcing you to wake up extremely early or risk being late for school.

That got better over time though. You gradually managed to fit into the house's morning routine.

---

Lucifer has his morning routine down to an exact science. Usually he's fully dressed and has his hair brushed before leaving the bedroom. He might be running on pure muscle memory though - one time you handed him a warm washcloth for his face and he just stared at it in confusion for several seconds with a furrowed brow. He has no problems getting it himself, but this break in routine gave him pause. It took Lucifer a moment to realize what it was and to thank you.

If you get the chance to eat breakfast together, Lucifer likes to ask about your day. "What do you have planned? Remember, we have that meeting at five. Did you prepare for the ancient hex exam?" He might slide a bit of his food onto your plate before he goes, a way of returning the pleasant energy boost you always provide for him.

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Mammon can hustle. Which means that Mammon can get up early if it benefits him in some way. A part time job, an early bird discount, a chance to slip past Lucifer's defenses and borrow some cash.

That doesn't mean it's easy. Waking up takes some serious effort. Mammon will stumble into the bathroom to do his business first thing in the morning, yawning with his eyes half closed and tugging up whatever pants he just tossed on for modesty.

The tsundere part of his brain takes a few minutes to kick in if he's just woken up. If he spots you, Mammon will demand a good morning hug and wrap his arms around you, deaf to your cries of "Mammon! Go wash your hands before you touch me!"

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Leviathan is always groaning in the morning. He's probably not aware of it. He's probably muttering complaints but is too tired to actually speak the words properly. His blankets are always a tangled mess, wrapped unevenly around his feet and contorted around his body, but Leviathan can easily Houdini his way out of them when it's time to get up. If there's no event or livestream to wake up early for, he'll sleep in for as long as he can before starting the day with a nice shower.

He finds warm running water to feel so pleasant and you can often find Leviathan spacing out next to the faucet. He'll greet you with a sleepy "ah, morning," and accidentally splash you in an attempt to wave his hand. The embarrassment and slight panic from getting you a towel to dry off with is usually enough to properly wake him up, and he sheepishly exits the bathroom and guards the door until you've finished changing into dry clothes.

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Satan can hardly even put his shirt on properly when fully awake.

The man's a sleepy mess when he tries to get dressed in the morning. He'll stay up all night to finish a book he's invested in, then stumble out of his room "ready to go" when it's time for breakfast. His pants are unzipped and the button is coming undone. He's only got one sleeve on and it's on the wrong arm, or the buttons on his shirt are all misaligned and half have been skipped over.

He doesn't protest anymore when you tidy him up. Some mornings he'll doze off while you straighten his tie and fall forward into you, then try to play it off as a hug. Satan doesn't want to let go though, you feel so much warmer on a chilly morning.

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Asmodeus is a rare morning riser. Too much sleep is bad for the skin, he claims. If he has trouble getting up, he'll either go soak in his private tub for energy or seek you out.

"You have to hear what happened last night," he'll say, strolling into your room while there's still ten minutes left on your alarm. He sits on the edge of your bed, and if you try falling back asleep he pulls you up into a sitting position. "Listen to this, you won't believe it!"

Asmodeus isn't afraid to get touchy if it means you'll wake up faster and he gets your attention. He'll sit you in his lap, or press you against his side, or run his hands down your face and squish your cheeks with a mischievous smile.

When the main bathroom is too crowded to use you're free to borrow his, with the caveat he gets to style you for the day and you might be late when he gets overzealous.

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Beelzebub can also be found awake in the mornings. The quiet hours before everyone else wakes up are best for stretching, taking jogs, and grabbing a pre-breakfast appetizer. He'll get spooked if he hears footsteps approach the kitchen and slam the fridge door shut in a hurry, but all is well when he sees you enter the room instead of Lucifer.

Beelzebub is a big guy who takes up a lot of space. When you run into each other in the bathroom and are rushing to get ready, it's easy to bump into him. On days he's still pretty tired, he might not even notice you bonk your head against his arm. That's fine though - you don't want him to notice you until he's brushed his teeth. After all, Beelzebub's morning breath is a potent magical weapon.

If you need the bathroom sink while he occupies it, Beelzebub is kind enough to nudge you in front of him (once you've confirmed his mouth is minty fresh). You both get to use the mirror this way, and you can both see each other's smiling faces.

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Belphegor is the king of oversleeping. The powers of you and his twin combined are hardly enough on some days, but mostly the responsibility of waking him falls to you. You quickly learned it's best to wake him from behind his head, if you can manage to maneuver your way into a suitable spot to do so. Anywhere his limbs can easily grab you will result in being pulled into bed. He's like a sleeping kraken.

You suspect that Belphegor wakes up easier than he lets on, but he feigns ignorance. He insists he was totally fast asleep when you struggled to physically drag him down the hallway towards the bathroom, wrapping your arms tightly around his torso with all your strength. And when he clung on to your waist and nuzzled his head into your stomach. And when Beel came to help free you from Belphegor's clutches, but he rolled you under him and muttered "mine now."

Definitely fast asleep, doesn't remember a single thing.

#this kind of went everywhere. it was originally totally different (more in the early relationship stages and getting used to you) #but I didn't like that. maybe I'll go back and write that version someday. #just imagining in nightbringer tho. “you've been our attendant half a week. how do you know our sleeping habits so well? ??” #I used to live in a dorm- in Japan and I kind of imagine the HoL to be similar? ~15 rooms but one bathroom with two toilets and three sinks #obey me! #obey me #obey me scenarios #obey me headcanon #omswd #obey me x mc #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me lucifer #obey me x reader #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me fanfic #obey me hcs

[lightsintheskye]

Obey Me X Ghibli but everyone is Howl because I said so

#totally didn’t forget to post here whoops #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #studio ghibli

[weaselmcdiesel]

Hiking with the matesprit

(this was hugely inspired by @/erysium and their gorgeous natural scenes! particularly, this post)

#my art #art #homestuck #fan art #karkat #karkat vantas #nepeta #nepeta leijon #wow. ive. never done a piece like this. at all. wow. #also i feel like it's incredibly easier to color alternia since all the colors are nonsense #i imagine if i had to paint a real life place itd be harder and also wouldnt look as good #this is once again in an au where alternia is cool n fashionable and karkat goes outside #this is my application to work for the hiveswap team <im lying #also i wish there were more resources on the flora of alteria. like serious id love to know what their nature looks like #ofc it's not explicitly katnep but 2 me it is. they r dating always #fun fact if you invert the colors on this the forest turns lovely and green #also karkats about to totally skewer his hand on that tree yeah

[satoumafuyuss]

Still getting used to drawing them but I'm happy with how this turned out so I will post it :)

#last night while i was trying to sleep i closed my eyes and saw blitz with hyper realistic bloodshot eyes and then i woke up nauseous #its the way theyre the only thing on my mind rn #i can and totally would make analysis's.s..'s on each and every scene involving these two #stolitz duet soon how we feeling im feeling hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #im hhhhhhhhhhh #im also working on such a normal thing involving blitz did you know blitz is my favorite character i love him and hate him a lot so much #i really love the idea of blitz being clingy after him and stolas actually make things official btw #also obsessed with blitz climbing stolas all the time like a bug or perhaps a lizard #stolitz.......................... <3.. uhghghhh.. #just like 21-ish days till full moon release date reveal hahahahahahahaha #nillyart #nillyfanart #helluva boss #blitzø #blitz #stolas #stolas goetia #stolitz #stolas x blitz #hellaverse

[mssoapart]

Ah yes, Indian-Canadian Boy, accompanied by a blond dumb oblivious Canadian best friend who usually tags along everywhere they go, in couple with a competitive second place. Wait a minute…

Can't believe alenoah can take both mkulia and rajbow shenanigans

#alenoah #rajbow #td raj #td noah #td alejandro #td bowie #td wayne #td owen #total drama #double date