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(there a lot so if you don't want to read lots don't click keep reading)(theres loads i think 50-)
Scar: Grian and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Grian: We what?
(he appoligised abt the joke later on.)
Mumbo: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Grian: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Scar: Yeah?
Grian: Bitch.
Mumbo: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Grian: No… not really.
Mumbo: Are you going to do something about it?
Grian: Hm… nah.
Grian: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Scar: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
Pearl: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Pearl: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Grian: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Pearl: gasps whErE???!!!??
Impulse: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Grian: A horrible decision, really.
Grian: Gem, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Gem: No, it’s mine.
Grian: It… looks just like the one I have…
Gem: You don’t have one like this anymore.
(its and mug with pink and blue snails on it.)
Gem: This should be illegal!
Pearl: It is.
Pearl: Okay, let's split 'em up and make 'em sing.
Impulse: Two of you take Gem, the other two take Grian.
Scar: Right. Bad cop, good cop.
Mumbo: You know, it's interesting that they say "bad cop, good cop," because policing in this country is so broken it's really just "bad cop, bad cop".
Impulse: Scar, you're with them.
Scar: Got it.
Grian: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!
Scar: Then where are Norwegian people from!?
Impulse: NORWAY!!
Impulse: Would you slap Pearl-
Grian: Yes.
Impulse: I didn't even finish!
Grian: Sorry, continue.
Impulse: Would you slap Pearl for 10 dollars?
Grian: I would do it for free.
Pearl: Rude…
(you could also swap Grian and Pearl around because I mean, SKYLINGS)
Grian: If you want my advice-
Pearl: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Grian: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Scar: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
Scar, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Impulse: But how-
Scar, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
Gem: I am strong! I beat Grian at arm wrestling!
Impulse: Anyone can beat Grian at arm wrestling!
Grian: Hey-
(sure Impulse sure-)
Gem: Grian, I am nothing if not a Woman of principle.
Gem: Now let’s break into this apartment.
Pearl: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Gem: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
(again you could swap them around)
Pearl: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Mumbo: Those are Pokemon cards.
Pearl: You got a magikarp.
Mumbo: …
Pearl: It means 'fuck you'.
Grian: Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere
Gem: Where did you get that?
Grian: My pocket.
Gem: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Grian: Skills.
Scar: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
Scar: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Impulse: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Impulse: SCAR IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Impulse: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
Gem: Hey Pearl, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Pearl: It’s pronounced “jif”.
Gem: Huh?
Pearl: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Gem: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Pearl: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Gem: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Pearl: It’s exactly the same!
Gem: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Pearl: Gentrification.
Gem: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Pearl: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Gem: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Gem: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Pearl: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Gem: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Gem: You’re still wrong, though.
Pearl: You just hate me because I’m right.
Gem: I just hate you in general.
Pearl: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Gem: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
Scar: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Grian: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Mumbo: Waking up in the morning.
Gem: Waking up.
Scar: I love you.
Grian: Me too.
Grian: Fight me!
Scar: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring
Scar: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Pearl: What’s your favorite color?
Gem: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Pearl: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Gem: My favorite color is pink.
Grian: Do you love me?
Mumbo: We’re literally married.
Grian: Yeah, but as friends or—
(logic is that Waffle duo got married as a bit like Clingy duo (Tubbo and Tommy) but G is like Tommy and doesn't want to get a divorce because he wants to commit it the bit.)
Grian: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Pearl: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Grian: They're not.
Pearl: Haha, very funny.
Grian: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Pearl: No… what happened?
Grian: …Why would you fall for this again-
Scar: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Gem: Bees?
Scar: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Gem: Wait-
Impulse approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly
Scar: Mx. Grian, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly?
Grian: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Scar: Yes.
Grian:
Grian: Alright, let's go to the nurse.
Grian: Some people are like slinkies.
Pearl: What?
Grian: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Pearl:
Pearl: Please don't push Scar down the stairs.
Grian, pushing Scar down the stairs: Too late.
Pearl: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Scar: When have I been paranoid?
Pearl: Um, when you first met Gem you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Scar: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Pearl: And last year you were sure Impulse was a mermaid!
Scar: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
Later, when Scar’s theory is proven wrong
Pearl: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Scar: I still think Impulse is a mermaid.
Grian: Scar, Pearl keeps bullying me at school.
Scar: Ask your teacher for help.
The next day…
Grian, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Pearl?
Pearl: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
Scar: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
(same quote 2 times in a row!?!?!)
Impulse, near tears: Please, Grian, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Gem: I need to dye my hair.
Impulse: …
Gem: Or get another tattoo.
Impulse: …
Gem: Or a new piercing.
Impulse: Why?
Gem: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Grian: aggressively throws pencil at Scar
Grian, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.
(Double Life = soulmates)
Scar : So you like cats?
Grian: Yeah.
Scar : tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table
Impulse: What have you done with Scar ?
Grian: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Pearl: Scar , let’s go!
Grian : Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Pearl: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
Grian : What-?
Pearl: Mom, Dad, Scar smoked pot in college.
Grian : You are such a tattletale!
Grian : Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Jimmy who was smoking the pot but… It was me. I’m sorry.
Pearl: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Grian did.
Grian : Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Pearl did.
Pearl: Grian hasn’t worked for a year!
Grian : Pearl and Gem are living together!
Pearl: Grian married Scar in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Jimmy: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Etho: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Doc: I wanna gooo!!
(I changed some names, aka added Doc, Etho and Jimmy, also Etho is the mum Docs the dad, and Tim is ofc the younger brother.) (the family situation is defo not from TTSBC)
Mumbo: I will send my army to attack!
Mumbo: releases a dumpster of raccoons
Gem, throwing their head into Pearl's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Pearl, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
(awwwwww)
Squad is playing Among Us
Grian: I believe Pearl is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Mumbo, what were you doing?
Mumbo: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
(I was gonna change Pearl to Scar and change Mumbo to Impulse because Impulsetor)
Pearl, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Grian: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
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Hiii I have nothing to do at work so of course I have to day dream about different dark!Bucky scenarios (I do not condone cheating but this is really hot to me aaaa)😩 like imagine your husband and Bucky have always had an ongoing rivalry, They worked together, went to college together, hated every ounce of each other. One night you’re at the bar with your friends when Bucky comes over to you and buys you drink after drink after drink, taking you back to his house. He’s throwing you on his bed and ripping your clothes off, kissing you hungrily. “Get ready baby, this is gonna be much tougher than you’re used to.” “Please.” “Yeah? Is he not satisfying you baby? This pretty pussy deserves to be treated right, luckily I’m here now.” He’s so rough with you, fucking you harshly, the dirty talking is driving you crazy. He’s so cocky and cruel, bending you in several different positions and pounding into you for hours. If only you had seen the camera… (part 2??? Bucky making your husband watch the video 😭) -💒
This, a thousand times over 😵💫 and I can just imagine throwing all the stuff at him that you wouldn't dream of doing with your husband. Maybe your husband really doesn't let you explore your fantasies and if you've got one chance to do that, you're determined to take it.
Especially if Bucky is quite a bit rougher than you're used to while still being so respectful. He got the impression that you're not being fucked how you want to be and he wants to give you everything you dream of when you touch yourself. He's not necessarily rough with you because he wants to be. He's rough because that's what you want.
If he's feeling extra filthy too, he'd fuck you in the bed you share with your husband. You're on your hands and knees on the bed, presenting your glistening pussy to him, enjoying the sensation of him smearing your arousal over the tip of his cock.
"Fuck, do you know how bad I want this?" He hums quietly, trailing his leaking tip over your slick folds. "Do you know how badly I want to press inside you? You've made such a mess. Bet you feel like fuckin' Heaven and he doesn't even appreciate it."
With his free hand, Bucky grabs a handful of your ass, squeezing just enough that you feel it hurt.
"Don't want to rush this though." His tip lines up with your entrance, teasing the little fluttering hole and God, you're desperate. "I want to take my time. Want to make sure every time your head hits this pillow, you remember how it feels to have every. Last. Inch of me slip inside you."
You can't have him wait any longer though so you press your hips back onto him, feeling just the tip slide into you. "Good girl, that's it. Fuck yourself on me. You need this, don't you? You need to be fucked right for a change."
He's not wrong. You couldn't stop now, even if you wanted to so you keep going, taking all of him. The weight of him inside you is delightful.
"Oh God, you're perfect. You feel like you were made for me." He doesn't dare move. Instead, he takes a second to just enjoy the wet heat of your body and the snug fit of you around his cock.
"You are. A fucking. Dream." He tests the water with a few shallow thrusts, rutting his tip against the sweet spot inside you. You're so wet, you're convinced you must be dripping onto the sheets and your eyes roll back in your head at the very thought.
This is how sex is supposed to feel. You didn't think you could crave anyone the way you do now. "Buck, please." You whimper, rolling your hips back against him, pressing him as deep inside you as possible. "Don't be gentle."
You hear him groan and feel his fingertips trail down your spine, making you arch your back into the bed. "Is that what you need, sweetheart? Can tell just by looking at you that you need it hard and fast and rough tonight. I'll be gentle with you tomorrow morning, I promise. Gotta work some of that tension out of you first. Bet you haven't cum in months."
You don't like that he can tell so easily but you're not surprised either. The first sharp thrust knocks the air from your lungs but all you hear is a pathetic sob, followed by the crack of a hard spank to your ass and the blossoming, stinging pain he's inflicted.
You're not surprised that it only makes you wetter.
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