it's the fact that Nora didn't erase nor change any of the kandreil interactions, she let them as they were for when they were a throuple and THEN she expected me to believe that Kevin is happily married with a Raven? yeah no well thanks for the story Nora but Kevin belong to us now and he's a bisexual king on a poly relationship
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The more I think about the last minutes the more I’m sure Crowley was saying goodbye from the minute Aziraphale told him he’d said yes to Heaven. He doesn’t confess his love like he’s hopeful, he confesses it like a eulogy. He doesn’t kiss him to make a beginning, he kisses him to seal the end. He watches him go like it’s the last time.
Crowley knows Heaven. He knows they’ll want to either make Aziraphale just like them, or destroy him. Either way I think he believes he’s seen his angel for the last time.
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ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰
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girls be like "he's so babygirl" and it's the darkest, most brooding, melancholic, tortured man you've ever laid eyes on
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Starting to feel like the most unbearably insufferable thing about John Constantine is he's a good detective. He's a wizard who smokes in other people's houses, he's the most annoying man you've ever been attracted to, and he's unfortunately genuinely competent
he's got a lot of columbo trickster energy
but columbo has enough befuddled grandpa energy to temper it and gaslight you into thinking he's maybe being annoying by accident
constantine is being annoying on purpose and everyone knows it
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ghost’s living situation off base being like rosa diaz’s
as in, no one knows where he lives, and if he suspects anyone getting anywhere close to finding out, he’ll change address. sometimes he’ll even go so far as to change city, or even country, because apparently there’s a whole world of things that become achievable when you’re a legally dead man. the addresses on file are red herrings, and he’ll always plan some complicated route to get home whenever he goes on leave just so no one can figure anything out
so when ghost eventually trusts soap to find out where he lives, it’s… nearly impossible for anyone to believe. even soap himself has trouble coming to terms with being invited to ghost’s residence—which currently happens to be a small countryside home in portugal—partially suspicious that it was just fake setup to seem real in order to test soap in his loyalty
but whether or not it was a farce, soap takes that trust in stride, never breaking when others beg him to tell them what ghost’s living situation is like—because there’s no way he’s going to betray ghost and most certainly live to regret it
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