we have a cat in for boarding right now who has the sweetest most darlingist face. he looks sweet and cute but he is not. he is a motherfucker who will, without literally any warning, whip his arm out to scratch you and hook his nails in your skin and be unable to let go. he grazed me this morning and apparently last time he got stuck in the hand of one of the vet techs for like two minutes before they could wrap him in a towel and remove his claws from her skin. and I was warned of this. and I still thought he wouldnt try because his face was so innocent and he was just quietly watching me
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Ah yes, the night-prowling, mean and eternally hungry dude, who enjoys killing a little too much.
Happy National Cat Day!
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i like to think fray would have had developed a lot of defensive behaviors cus he's been a feral bitty essentially and when he does it to crumb he's like "wtf"
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Characters that get aggressive and snappy when sick or injured. No fevered pleas or soft spoken confessions - just misplaced frustration and cruel comments born out of pain and confusion.
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obi-wan: anakin, could you please do me a favor?
anakin, intently: i would cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.
obi-wan: oh. thank you? i'd never ask you to do that, though-
anakin: but i would. in a heartbeat.
obi-wan: ...alright then. i mean, i just need you to open the door for cody-
anakin: no.
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Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?
Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK
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thinking about Chuuya getting an orange cat with a temperament similar to his— eg. it always hisses when Chuuya tries to cuddle with it but at night, when Chuuya's asleep, it goes and curls up next to him in bed ╥﹏╥
once Chuuya came home later than usual (bc work held him back), only to find his cat sitting at the front door extremely angry and Chuuya thought it was bc his cat was hungry but actually it was just worried and upset that its owner hadn't come home yet wahhh
also sometimes Chuuya brings his paperwork home and works really late into the night bc he wants to get it all done (especially if he's going away for a mission) and the moment he yawns his cat will jump onto the desk and flick off the light switch, sitting on his paperwork until he caves and goes to bed
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nobody understands monoma like the team up mission author. the fact denki and midoriya have been so exposed to monoma over the course of the side material that they know he can be killed with kindness and actively use this is so fucking funny.
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