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Endgame didn't happen au
Here's a writing prompt for you, it's the regular Peter parker field trip fic with Clint popping out of the vents Thor showing up of wassup! And flash being flabbergasted and snapping at Peter and Tony shows up to help
Right?
Tony turns to Peter and says it's all your fault, "wh-what?" And Tony repeats repeats "it's all your fault" and repeats and all his classmates stare at him no emotions at this point Tony's screaming and Tony's starts to rot and look dead, then Tony stops and sadly says "I had a family, you had the gauntlet you could of snapped,"
And looks down "no one's going to miss you"
And it cuts to Peter waking up in his ratty apartment that's filled with mold and ect.
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Me: I feel like angst
*searches up skip Westscott on tag search ao3*
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36095326
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Anyone up for Twitter fic?
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Damian: I'm running away! Tim: And where are you going to go? Dick's place? Bruce will know where to find you. Damian: There's one other place where he won't think to look! [later on] Damian: *knocking* Jason, opening the door: Why are you here? Damian: I'm running away and I don't want father to find me. Jason, stepping aside: You came to the right place.
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Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"
Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."
Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"
Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."
Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."
Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"
Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."
Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"
Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”
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Alfred: who's that master bruce?
Bruce: I found another child and bonus it's a pre-made robin
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(I hear Tumblr likes artists)
↓spiderman drawing without ect cause I'm proud of him
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Anyway have a good day
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I'm sorry?????? HIS FACE
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Pov your doing the dishes and your siblings add more dishes
Pov you stubbed your toe
Pov the pop quiz was double sided
Pov you just heard someone say skibidi toilet rizz
Pov theres a child
Pov you missed assessment day
Pov your in Australia and those two red dots on your ankle look's suspiciously like a bite
Pov you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer and mum's in the driveway
Pov you heard smth and your home alone
Pov you found a homophobic person
Pov homophobic people when they see two people kissing and their the same gender
Pov those homophobic kids found out theirs more than two genders even biologically (intersex)
I'm sorry I'll stop now I'm having way to much fun
sometimes i think about dick's intense hatred of cucumber sandwiches
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*dick wearing a red hood hoodie*
- at jason’s safe house -
jason, who just woke up (and is wearing a nightwing hoodie): what the fuck
dick, who broke in while he was asleep to steal his food: gasp!
jason: ugh. why are you here?
dick: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LITTLE WING
jason: ??
jason, looking down at his hoodie: wait, no-
dick: *tackles him in a hug*
jason, muffled: i hate you
dick, grinning: love you too, jay
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So my family has a family friend an old lady (that's a bad ass) and I found out randomly they say shit like that looks lesbian, or their lesbian
The first time I heard this it was with my girl dog 'scout' that was hanging out with our mates female dog 'guchi' and the story went like this:
Scout sniffing guchis rear end, and giving it a lick:
The family friend: that's lesbian
Me first time hearing her say that shocked: huh?!
The family friend old lady with a husband and son: what? Are you one of those homophobics?
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I believe after a while red hood WILL start putting heads in the bags but like doll heads y,know
Red hood walks into a room with a duffle bag:
Dick: Jason. Bag here please
Red hood: fine here, *hands bag over*
Dick: *highly suspicious* that's kinda sus
Dick opens bag: WHAT THE FUCK
*decapitated doll heads fall everywhere*
I think it’s funny to think that whenever Jason shows up to ANYTHING with a duffle bag the batfamily and co think there could be decapitated heads inside:
Dick: whatcha got there Jason?
Jason: my luggage for the mission??
Dick:
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THERE AREN’T HEADS IN HERE
Dick: THERES ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY
Jason: I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE IN MONTHS
Dick: THAT WE KNOW OF
I imagine that then the Justice League becomes weary of Jason with duffle bags due to the bats. So the outlaws could be helping with a mission and:
Superman: Hood if it’s alright we’d like to search your bag?
Red Hood: there’s just my gear inside
Superman: we just want to double check it is your gear…
Red Hood:
Red Hood: not you guys too
Red Hood: THERE AREN’T ANY DECAPITATED HEADS INSIDE
Arsenal: at this point you should just put heads in there.
Red Hood: I’m not trying to get back on the Justice Leagues Wanted list Roy
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Me resisting the urge to ask the Christian family next door their opinion on gay people: NO, I musnt, I COULDN'T, but...
IT FUELS ME
The Christian little girl from next door: huh?
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A Sky Full of Stars
By OllieCollie
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I possibly have tetanus so Ive got one of my favourite fics from my downloads
I probs won't update much but I'll try because not only do I probs have tetanus I've got a real life book sun and the star given to my by my friend
So have a great day or night
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WHAT, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Thank you for sharing I am forever in your dept
I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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Avengers ASS-emble
By emmacortana for Tupacase
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I have no words... It's to perfect
That battle of the asses where a bunch of heros and vigilantes fight for who has the best ass, including daredevil fighting Nightwing for 1st
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Don't Let Go (but loosen your death grip).
By Miss_Question
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The summery says it all
Enjoy!
All credit towards Miss_Question, DC and marvel
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The Waynes on Twitter
By tiredofsatansbullshit
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I actually got this off of this person's Tumblr but still the fic is funny as hell and I do recommend
Someone Entrusted the Waynes Twitter and that's their fault
All credit to tiredofsatansbullshit and DC comics
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Little Red Spider Hood
By Cashmire for jaybirdscall
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This is the longest fic my adhd will let me read sorry, but hey this is a great oneshot, Jason and Peter duo let's gooooooooo!
And of course all credit to Cashmire, DC and marvel
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