#ACTUAL quote from this fic

[starbuck]

“bro, SHOULD we?”

#ACTUAL quote from this fic #(it will not be) #i’m just. why did i write it like that?? 😂😂 #like. i think it was to capture the goofy energy of the moment - but it’s still funny #you can tell when i write things when REALLY tired because i describe them in ways i would absolutely never describe anything #this whole description is WAY too direct for me #but it gets the point across which is all i had left in me at the time #i actually wrote a bunch more of this fic last night AS i was actively passing out #and i haven’t reread it yet - but i THINK it’s good so. Good???? #this fic is not getting finished first - the other one is #but i probably will finish and post this one eventually #idk about Brunch fic - we shall see #i’ll probably need to do another rewatch for that #might even wind up Putting Those Old Men In A Situation… #who’s to say

[shalpilot]

if i can just reach him,

#one piece #killer op #eustass kid #tw blood #geese art #*draws scene from own fic* wow.... who came up with this..... #i was gonna put a quote but it more. matches what was in my head rather than what i actually wrote. #this is pre-wano... when that fucking asshole fell outta the sky and fucked everyone's shit up lol #honestly. in retrospect one of the funnier things Kaido did

[i-suc-at-art]

Dp x Dc Prompt #1

Danny (holding someone who is passed out (maybe it’s dani idk)) knocking on Jason’s apartment door

Jason: “Who is it?”

Danny: “I have a dead body open the door!”

Jason looking concerned as he opens the door quickly

Danny: “They’re technically not actually dead, but there’s no way you’d open the door if i told you anything else…”

#danny phantom #jason todd #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #jason actually hates danny #in a littler brother kind of way #idk if this is actually a prompt but it’s a quote from my fic that i’ll probably not release

[picnokinesis]

"if there is any man left alive here, speak up and tell me: who killed all this mighty force?" and the dead replied: "child, it was you."

Finally, some art?! Yes well actually I drew this one all the way back in May for The History Between Us, a fanzine, which is being organised by the fabulous @77yearsteam! It's going to be included as a print to go with the special edition of the zine, along with a ton of other fantastic merch - and if that wasn't enough, the zine itself is going to be SO incredible! I've already had a sneak preview and it's full of a ton of incredible stories and artwork from some, following these two disaster timelords throughout their long and complicated history. Pre-orders open on 7th October, so make sure you check it out!

#doctor who #dw fanart #thirteenth doctor #spydoc #thoschei #the master #the doctor #thirteen #sacha dhawan #dhawan!master #jodie whittaker #taka draws #i've actually wanted to draw something like this for AGES #but finally i have the technical ability HAHAH #but ahhh yes!! #the quote is based on something from a fic i never finished #which in turn was inspired by the legend of koschei the deathless from russian folklore #anywaaaays go check out the zine!! #follow their blog for more updates #it's gonna be so cool guys #something something the history between them entangles them so much that their lives become infinite loops of each other #the two people who destroyed gallifrey...

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin: *says something almost flirty as part of their usual banter*

Arthur: Don’t tease, Merlin.

Merlin, still joking around: It’s only a tease if you have feelings, Sire.

Arthur, really not having a good day: …Don’t tease, Merlin,

#this is from one of my wips #and considering I usually hate dialogue with a vengeance #I’m actually kinda proud of not hating this #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin bbc #merlin fanfic #current wip #one of them anyway #ao3 fanfic #fic writer #i’m bad at tagging #incorrect merlin quotes

[watchyourbuck]

YES I’m all for buddie drama bc guess what? It’s inescapable in this tv show but do you know what other thing I’m a whore for ???? Absolutely unhinged Buck and Eddie stealing a firetruck to fuck, making out in a storage room, using the firehouse’s hoses to wet, uh…, something other than the equipment. Just Eddie raising his eyebrows suggestively at Buck so they can suck each other off in the locker room or Buck eating his lunch a liiiittle too provocatively so Eddie has to adjust himself in front of everybody

And yes, Hen and Chim and Bobby are all disgusted by this situation because that is government prOPERTY, but you know what? They look happy and it has never once interfered with their jobs (except maybe that one time Eddie was in charge of strapping Buck for a rope rescue and the guy moaned out loud)

#if y’all tempt me enough I will write this #I’m at a certain moment in my life where one vote will tip me over the edge and I will write 200k words SJDJDJDJS #save me from this hell I’m in #(I’m actually having a great time) #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #buddie 911 #buddie incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 on abc #911 buddie #buddie fic #buddie fanfic

[i-wiggle-i-squirm-bc-i-am-a-worm]

ladynoir as quotes from childhood shows that have stuck in my head for some reason p1

#yes there are more of these #I mean if I actually finish them lol #the amount of ladynoir comics laying around half finished is insane #ladynoir #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculeakless #chat noir #miraculous ladybug fics #adrien agreste #marinette dupen chang #bonus points to whoever knows where this quote is from #you don't get a prize but you DO get my respect #which is worthless but still #wigglys art

[twistedappletree]

love them ✨

#mdzs #the untamed #jin ling #lan jingyi #fic preview #quote from my fic not official stuff just so ppl know and don’t go off on me lmaoo #mdzs juniors #I think this fic is actually the most fun I’ve had writing them so far bc of these two 😭😭💀💀💀 #they’re big boys now 😭😭😭😭 #LSZ in the background like #I literally just got manhandled by a supercorpse can we pls go home now #lmfaoooo my babies 🥺💞🌸

[lead-acetate]

Quin: *learns that Obi-Wan slept with Jango*

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Quin: now? really?

Quin: what is it about Mandalorians?

Obi-Wan: fuck off, Quin

[fast forward to the point Quin realises re's in love with Fox]

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: so

Quin: *glares*

Obi-Wan: *crosses hir arms with self-satisfaction*

Obi-Wan: what is it about those Mandalorians, I wonder?

Quin: *flips hir off*

(this is actually a pretty accurate re-telling of young man came from hunting, come to think of it)

#it was So much easier to mock obi-wan when quinlan wasn't in love rimself #specifically in love with the child of the fuck buddy obi-wan's secretely in love with..... #give quinlan a break literally ris first time falling in love and it had to be This #but also. could you resist a force-sensitive mandalorian fox? #that was rhetorical. no you wouldn't be able to #case closed. #i swear i am actually writing this fic and not just incorrect quotes #i'm trying to get myself into the quinfox mood alright #i succeeded btw so 😎 #quinlan vos #obi-wan kenobi #quinfox #foxquin #vox #jangobi #kenfetti #young man came from hunting #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[harringroveera]

Stranger Things Fact: Billy and Steve dated pre-season 3 and their breakup was so bad that they didn’t have any screen time together in the season

#harringrove #it’s been confirmed actually #they’ll get back together in season 5 after billy returns from the dead #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #honestly kinda like my fic It Started With A Demodog #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #harringrove meme #harringrove textpost #harringrove memes #harringrove + text post #harringrove edit #steve x billy #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington meme #billy hargrove memes

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

Eddie: You got this all planned out haven’t you? Probably got a clipboard with a little checklist on and everything

Buck: Firstly, no there isn't a checklist, at least not a physical one

Buck: Secondly, don't act like you wouldn’t be turned on if i had a clipboard right now

Buck: And lastly-yes, I have got plans within the plan, to ensure this time it’s a success. I’d get my metaphorical clipboard out to show you but i think you've lost that privilege

Eddie, laughing: Okay I get it, don't come between a man and his clipboard, real or metaphorical!

Buck: You know it!

#911 #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #911 incorrect quotes #This is actually some dialogue from the latest chapter of my fic but i found it funny #clipboard!buck #for the win #source: Not so secret keeper #probably just me that finds it funny lol

[faccal]

TLOU au

Logan in sign: hey Rorke, I heard you guys used to like this stuff back in the day. I found this back at Keegan and Ajax's place, and I thought you'd appreciate it!

Rorke: "What is it? You know he didn't want you touching his shit."

Rorke: "Are those....crayons?"

Logan: uh, yeah! You said you were once a marine? And I read somewhere that marines ate crayons so...I found you a snack! Which one is your favorite flavor?

Rorke: .....

Rorke: .....

Rorke: "....I always liked the forest green one."

Logan: good choice! Green is my favorite color!

#call of duty ghosts #logan walker #gabriel rorke #tlou au #call of duty incorrect quotes #writing #yes this is an actual quote from the fic #this is just the simplified version

[schwhoopsie]

robin should say “as you wish” to nancy in s5

#speaking of. new fic idea: #robin constantly saying “as you wish’’ to nancy and nancy having no clue what the quote is from #until she watches the princess bride and realizes it’s actually kind of a romantic quote #que nancy confronting robin about it/nancy confessing her feelings to robin #stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #robin buckley x nancy wheeler

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[downn-in-flames]

kaz: i’m sorry, is this our stab wound?

inej: well, we’ve clearly proven you can’t be trusted with it.

#this is actually a line of dialogue from an actual fic project i'm working on #but it's funny as a standalone too #kaz is good at many things but taking any sort of care of himself is not one of them #which is unfortunately for me a similarity we share #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows

[edns]

He would let him take it all away.

Started out as a redraw of an older piece but spiraled into something a little different

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fe風花雪月 #fe3h fanart #fe3h oc #yume ship #oc x canon #oc cyrus bartholomew lenz #OK since youve reached the end of the actual normal tags heres more info for you #I was thinking about how Dimitris obsession with revenge was replaced with an obsession with Cyrus and how its mutual #This is like irt a particular fic Im writing the caption quote is from there #Idk its giving me severe brain worms something about it #Anyway Im off to maybe write some more now byeeeeee