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babychoko · 2 years

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🎀𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤🎀

Part 11

"I never thought we'd end up at a flea market." Spoke Chongyun, carrying a blue cookie container.

"At our expense." Added Razor.

Why is that? (Name) chose this as her wish. She won, after all. Bennett inspected a stand of watches. "I figured she'd wish for a week's supply of cotton candy."

Actually, the boy with bad luck had been right about that. But that's not what we're talking about. Xingqiu preferred to keep his mouth shut. After all, he knows full well that (Name) changed her mind when he guessed this one. Maybe he will buy her a can of cotton candy out of pity. Whenever they went to the fairground, she would buy one on a stick. Yeah, he's definitely going to get her a big can.

"So. Let's see who bought the strangest items!" That was (Name)'s challenge. Whoever buys the weirdest items wins. And what does the winner get? Nothing at all. The stroll in the flea market simply counted as fun. But you might find nice things for yourself. Xingqiu looked at his item. It only cost a few coins.

"Wait! I haven't found anything yet!" Protested Bennett, who was the only one to arrive empty-handed. The girl sighed, "All right. I'll give you five minutes. But in return, I'll escort you and give you stern looks to make you nervous. Deal?"

"...Deal." That will certainly worry him. But for that, he got more time than he wanted. (Name) looked to the others. "I'll meet you at the fountain. In exactly..four minutes and twenty seconds."

"The time has already started?!" Bennett hurried and (Name) went after him triumphantly. "Don't worry about it, Bennett. Just use your luck." At that moment, he could laugh out sarcastically. That was a good one. Also meant to be sarcastic.

"I think I found something..oh."

"Let me see."

"No, you especially shouldn't show that to Razor." (Name) had long since pulled the book out of the box, which Bennett put back in a panic. She widened her eyes and couldn't believe it. It was a small book in a purple color. The box was full of all kinds of books.

"Oh, my gosh. It says this is how you cook your dog." Bennett didn't dare look at the old saleslady, who was smoking undisturbed.

"You never know, kids." She continued to pull on her cigarette and let out an irritated laugh.

"Rayray can't know about this." Whispered (Name), pulling Bennett along with her. She knows she should never judge book titles until she reads it. But the title alone could confuse Razor and keep him sitting absently on the roof for hours. Even more so, he'll most likely be listening to music from the 60s. No one knows why the 60s of all things. "That's what I said! Let's get out of here."

Eventually, Bennett found an item at the last second. Now, as discussed, the troupe gathered at Fountain Square. (Name) sat in the square like a queen. "Now then, what have you brought me that is so great?"

Candidate number one, Chongyun.

"A cookie box..? Are the cookies still fresh?"

"Open them."

Hesitantly, (Name) looked at Chongyun. It could be a trap. But what harm could Chongyun do other than getting overheated, attacking people, and destroying the city? That's right, nothing!

When (Name) opened the cookie container, she groaned in annoyance. "You're like my mother, you know that?!"

Inside was sewing stuff. Simple sewing stuff like a needle and thread.

"You weren't honestly expecting cookies, were you?" Smiled Chongyun. After all, his mother was like that. Since then, he didn't open blue and round cookie containers in the house. He had had to experience this bitterness as a child. Nevertheless, he seemed to be proud of his find. At that, he said he was not good at jokes.

"Not bad, next!"

Candidate number 2: Xingqiu.

He stepped forward and smiled calmly. Something he seemed to be hiding behind his back.

"Now then, show your highness what strange thing you found."

He held (Name) a pocket mirror in front of her nose. It took only a few seconds for her to realize what it meant.

"You're so mean!" She pouted, and the others laughed. It was really mean. Xingqiu smiled sympathetically. "You have to admit that it's a very nice pocket mirror. I couldn't ignore it. Yours fell down, didn't it? Think of it as a gift instead of an insult. Now you can see if your dearest hair clips still fit." This comment almost made (Name) not disqualify Xingqiu. In fact, the guys almost got embarrassed!

Unfortunately, he didn't stick to the task.

"As very cute as that is..you're still disqualified." She remained adamant.

"You're breaking my heart, (Name)!" She'll thank him later, when it's just the two of them. In her own way.

"I'm curious to see what you've found, Razor." He slowly pulled his item out of his pocket. It was... a book?

A purple book.

Oh god, please no.

"How you..cook your dog?!" Read Chongyun out loud. Bennett almost fell over and (Name) stifled a laugh. She patted Bennett's back as she did so.

"Did we miss anything?" Xingqiu raised an eyebrow. The reactions from his steady girlfriend and his buddy made him feel kind of weird.

"That..that.haha..yes! Missed a lot! Oh man, Razor! Where did you find that? Are you alright?" (Name) regained her composure.

"It's a strange book. But I'm sticking to a task. Is that a good thing?" He had a point there. But he seemed very calm. And way too relaxed. She could hear the music from the 60s already.

Last candidate and therefore number 4: Bennett.

"Let's see it!"

"All right, Bennyboy. Now you can't let the others down."

"D-don't call me that! I thought we agreed on that..." She almost forgot. The reason Bennett didn't want to be called that was..well. On the way to school, there's this weird vending machine next to the cigarette machine. It had the similar name to him.

"Okay, Ben the Ken."

"That's not better!"

Xingqiu intervened. "Now start..."

"You saw that I found a little box. But you and I didn't know what was in it. I must admit that I just looked inside. To my disappointment, it's not weird. But uh...embarrassing."

Embarrassing?

Now everyone was curious and looked down at the box. Bennett looked red at (Name) and opened it.

"Oh."

"Ah. Interesting."

"It's a..."

"..Rose?" finished (Name) Chongyun's sentence and took the small box in his hands. The rose was already dried, yet well held. One could interpret many things into it. There was no doubt, it had to belong to a married couple. It must have been many years ago.

(Name) put an arm on her forehead, dramatically. "Happily in love..and the rose is proof of that." She walked a bit away from the group.

Some hope shone in Bennett's eyes. Perhaps she liked his item enough not to disqualify it? At least that's what her interpretation seemed to indicate.

Then she took her arm away from her forehead and looked at him sternly.

"It's not weird, though. Disqualified."

"Still, a nice rose." Razor tried to comfort him. Chongyun agreed with him completely. "Yes, now (Name) can make up stories!"

"Then there are two of us" Smiled Xingqiu and put a hand on Bennett's shoulder. Actually, Bennett wanted to give him a smile back until he could have sworn he heard the nickname "Bennyboy" come out of Xingqiu's lips at the end. Maybe he was wrong after all...?

"Then let's move on to the winners." She pointed at Razor. "Congratulations!" After all, this boy has already suffered enough. Besides..his item was really strange. Whatever that title was supposed to express as an interpretation.

"Hey, what are we actually going to do with these things?" Chongyun lifted up the blue cookie jar. No one really thought about that.

"You guys can keep it. Otherwise, I'll take it." (Name) shrugged her shoulders. Then she got some new things for her room. But she actually wanted to keep the mirror and the rose. After all, they were great gifts! Most of all, she needed a new mirror anyway.

"We'd love to hang out with you guys longer, but we have to help out with dinner." Sighed Bennett. It was getting late anyway, and they could hang out another time. After all, the friends wanted to spend a lot of time together before life got more serious.

"One evening is not enough!" Whined (Name). She'd love to stay longer with them. Then Razor came up with an idea.

"This Friday..why not have a sleepover at our allotment? In the cabin." No one seemed to mind. An evening of barbecuing under the stars, sharing funny stories late into the night sounded fun. Just like it did back then!

"I'd love to..just the overnight thing." (Name) scratched the back of her head. She had a hard time saying that her parents were very strict. Or rather..have become stricter. Spending the night with heaps of boys? That would make her father see red! She was embarrassed. Now all eyes were on her.

Xingqiu nodded. "You know, her family..." It wasn't a secret among them that (Name) and Xingqiu were secretly dating. But a secret from their parents.

"Oh, yeah. Right..." Bennett looked pityingly at her. But he didn't know how to comfort her at this moment. He couldn't imagine the stress of keeping a lot of things a secret. And it had been for months! He still would have thought they were friends if Xingqiu hadn't hinted. Bennett has to say, they're really good at covering things up.

"I'll think of something!" She'll think of something to convince her parents. After all, it's just a sleepover. If she was allowed to do it before, why not at this age?

"Our (Name) is becoming a rebel." Xingqiu commented with a grin. Through that, she nudged him with amusement.

"Oh, really..because I'm already one." Yes, unfortunately. Was what she actually thought to herself.

Hand in hand, she then let Xingqiu accompany her. Then she remembered that she wanted to thank him.

"I'm sorry I had to disqualify you. But in truth, I love your gift." It was a fun idea and it turned into something nice after all. Another great memory.

"It was fair, wasn't it? I didn't really mean to say I thought you were weird. I was just giving you a gift." (Name) didn't hold it against him. She knew his intention behind it. She shook her head. "I don't." She put her arms around him and drew her lips closer to him.

Xingqiu got something completely different from what he expected. A kiss on the cheek, huh?

Still wrapping her arms around him, she looked at him questioningly. "What's wrong? Today you seemed kind of... down. Or lately?" Xingqiu didn't really like to admit that he was indeed feeling down. However, he did not mince words. "Sorry, it's just a little stressful at our house. But that just now wasn't enough..I must confess."

He mimicked the gesture by putting his hands on her cheeks and pressing a kiss to both of them.

"Heheh, is that enough now?" She asked with a smile. Xingqiu shook his head jokingly. Of course it was enough. Seeing her giggling made his heart race. "Then call me right away! As soon as I get home. Or preferably after I've had dinner. I'm sure there won't be any interruptions then."

"I'll call you."

"Then you can tell me what you did in your class today!" Was she that excited to know what Xingqiu did with his class?

"You got it. Whatever you want." It's a reasonable conversation, after all. Otherwise, (Name) would ask him the weirdest questions. Xingqiu answered like a search engine, which she thought was funny. Maybe she was trying to test his limits in knowledge. Or she was trying to make him feel awkward.

Dinner was already ready on the dining table. She made it in time. At the dining table, (Name) told her parents that she had been to the flea market. Lucky for her, they found her experience amusing. Not all parents are told by their almost grown daughter what innocent games she plays with her friends at a flea market. But after her father made a comment that she would now always remain their child, she calmed down. The only thought that crossed her mind was, "If only you knew." And if he would, then... you could guess. It would get really ugly.

Just ten minutes after dinner, (Name) got a call. "This is for me! Yun Jin must want to tell me about her fat hamster. I've already cleared the table."

(Name's) father looked at her mother, who shrugged. "Do you think she'll want a hamster after this, too?"

"Hmm..I don't know." He turned back to his newspaper, undisturbed.

"You speak (last Name) and she didn't like her dessert." At the end of the line, Xingqiu laughed lightly. "What's on the table has to be eaten. The napkins don't count." He, of all people, has to say that. He's the one who spits out his carrots when no one's looking.

"They would taste better, you know." Xingqiu agreed with her. He would eat that rather than a few carrots. With a little salt, it might even be appetizing. The napkin, of course, not the carrots!

(Name) made sure to talk quietly so no one would hear her except Xingqiu. "What did you guys have in gym class today? Your gym teacher is much better than ours. You guys do more relaxed things!"

Xingqiu didn't think twice. "Today was indeed relaxed. We only needed to run one lap. Other than that, we had gymnastics."

"Gymnastics?! You mean with somersaults, ribbon and the rings? Oh, don't forget the really high aerial jumps..." Xingqiu sighed, "Now don't exaggerate. It was just a few small exercises and not the extreme."

"Splits?"

"Yup. Something like that. Otherwise, anyone without experience would break something." Now (Name) was getting a little curious. She played with the telephone cord. "You're very athletic after all...can you do the splits too?" Xingqiu gave a quick wave to a housekeeper who walked past him. "Yes, I can. So can Chongyun."

"Him too?!"

"Uh..yes. (Name), why are you so surprised?" Xingqiu could guess. There's something fishy going on here! It showed as soon as she hesitated to answer. A few seconds later, (Name) spilled the beans.

"Is it possible to...? Well, with you. Completely without pain."

"Whyy...?" Xingqiu asked, raising one eyebrow. He leaned against the wall and looked up at the ceiling.

"Yaaa...you boys are...after all...um, boys." Murmured (Name). "Because of..you..know.." There was silence for a few seconds, but she could clearly ‘hear‘ Xingqiu grinning. "Ah..." His lips opened, for now he didn't know how to reply. “Ahem..“ He knew she was holding her hands on the speaker while trying not to snort out loud.

"Yes..Yes. I..know what you mean." He cleared his throat once while his cheeks flushed. "Because..uh..down there..right?" Seriously, (Name)?

"Hehe..yup. That's what I mean." (Name) was actually expecting a typical reaction that would make Xingqiu totally nervous or that he would choke on a drink. She guessed nothing will come of that. Looks like he really was a bad influence for her.

Xingqiu could guess that she was trying not to laugh out loud at that very moment. The question was also completely unexpected! But you get curious at some point. Looks like he has to answer this question for her love. Xingqiu tried to sound as relaxed as possible. Even if it was too late.

"To answer your question, yes, it works for guys. No, I don't feel any pain..."

"Oh..yup, cool." Cool??

"Yeah, (Name). That's very cool. What else are boys capable of..." He sighed sarcastically. No more sentences came out in the next few seconds. Now it was silent again. (Name) stifled a giggle with the greatest of effort and pulled on the curly telephone cord. She felt wicked.

"Do you...have any more questions? Shoot." Xingqiu had leaned his head against the wall. "No, maybe later."

"Later, then?" He could be in for something. Then he frowned. "Why are you asking, anyway?"

"For science." For a very interesting science..that purely didn't exist. She was just bored.

The next day at school, (Name) decided to share this information with the other girls. For whatever reason.

"How..how could you ask him something like that!?" Cried Xinyan, shaking (Name). "But then you wouldn't have known that either..." She whispered very guiltily. "Um, we already do." Hu Tao shook her head and didn‘t agree with Xinyan. "Ah-ah. I actually know a lot more. I even know that pretty much all the guys..." Hu tao whispered (Name) the last sentence in her ear. She looked distraught.

"What the hell were you telling our (Name) there?" Yun Jin nudged her.

"No, there's no way they're doing something like that!" Stepped (Name) in. She could hardly believe Hu Tao was saying that. Surely she was just teasing her. As usual! Now pictures of the boys are being destroyed. "Oh, yes it is. Definitely Chongyun..Razor and-"

"No, no! They're my sons."

"Why don't you ask them..wait, your sons?"

"What should (Name) ask?" Xiangling just walked into the girls' restroom. Hu Tao whispered what she said into her ear.

Xiangling slowly walked up to (Name) and put her hand on her shoulder. "Hey, I'm really sorry about that. You shouldn't lie to yourself. They are growing up after all.“

"Xia..Xiangling..." Roses flew in the background, hair blowing.

"I know..I know." She said with glittering eyes

Hu Tao pursed her lips and hugged her from behind. "Hey (Name), if you are already so shocked..can it be that you have never satisfied yoursel-"

The door of a toilet stall banged open. The student representative Keqing looked at everyone irritably.

"Say..can't you girls be dramatic about SUCH pig stuff somewhere else! Everyone out who doesn't need to go to the toilet!"

Hu Tao scanned Keqing from top to bottom. "Ah. I see" She looked at (Name) and pointed her thumbs at Keqing. "Look. You can tell right away with her."

"O-out!!"

"Tch.."

After a few steps in the schoolyard, the girls should now be undisturbed. There should be no interruptions now. However, Xinyan covered (Name)'s ears and protected her from Hu Tao. But the girl did not understand. After all, she is not that innocent either!

"Hey (Name), did you also know that many people our age-"

"Not you too now, Yun Jin!"

Maybe she should have never started this topic. She can brace herself for a lot. Mentally, she can dismiss herself because she should still think about how to stay over at her friends' place.

But that it worked out like clockwork on the coming Friday, she would not have expected. But it also only worked out because she flunks at her parents. Again. (Name) came a little later because she wanted to help her mother with the shopping.

In the allotment garden, however, the others were already there. It was a small green area with plants and an old hut. Bennett already took care of the stone oven with Razor. If that didn't work, they could fire up the grill.

Chongyun took the drinks out of the shopping bag and arranged them in the mini-fridge. His buddy, however, sat on a couch and looked absently at the wall.

"Xingqiu, do you think (Name) will manage to stay with us today after all?"

"Hmm..."

"But if she can't stay overnight, at least she can stay with us until evening. That's the important thing..." After all, it's not long before they all go their separate ways.

"That's right, certainly."

Chongyun now noticed how thoughtful Xingqiu was sitting on the couch. He sat with his legs crossed and gripped his chin. "Are you all right?"

"Yunyun, say."

"Yeah, what is it?" He opened a pre-cooled, ice-cold water bottle and took a sip.

"Friend to friend."

"Sure. Uhm.. did I do something wrong?“

Xingqiu sat still focused on the couch, then looked up at the ceiling.

"No. You didn’t do anything wrong. Keep your halo. If you had a girlfriend..no sorry. If you had a partner you like..how many times a week would you be close with them?"

"PFFFFFF AUHGHG..." Chongyun coughed up his water and, to no avail, wiped his shirt with his hands. His cheeks turned bright red. “What makes you think I can‘t get a girlfriend?“

Xingqiu looked at him closely, poking his chest. "So, you DO have experience?“

Chongyun felt like burning. “Wait..actually no, that‘s not what I meant..!“

Xingqiu scratched the back of his head. He could have figured that being pretty social with someone would be too much for Chongyun because of his condition. Seriously..he just wanted to know how much quality time would be too little. It was meant to be an innocent question. He was just worried that he himself didn‘t spend a lot of time with (Name).

Sighing, he grabbed the pre-chilled bottle and placed it on Chongyun's forehead before he could faint.

Part 12

Masterlist

#yes I changed the dialogues #flop era yesss #ok now this story will come to its end for real #I should take this more serious eh #genshin x reader #I guess the honeymoon phase is over #inappropriate jokes #genshin impact x reader #romance #fanfic #xingqiu x reader #love #chongyun #bennett #razor #hu tao #kisses

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casspurrjoybell-29 · 6 months

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Healing Ties - Chapter 14 - Part 2

*Warning Adult Content*

Lucas made sure Fanner had reached the bar and then turned back to face Yore.

"He told me whoever had him before this had hurt him to test his abilities. They tied him down while they did it. That's why he freaked out and broke the rope."

"Makes sense," Yore said. "What I can't make sense of is why Fanner has all these things going on with his abilities. With Danya it was the combination of a Companion and a Soldier giving him the best of both worlds and a few little extras but Fanner is clearly full Companion. At least if I'm understanding how the genetics works on that golden hair of his."

"It's a recessive gene. Both parents wouldn't have to be full Companion but yeah. It is the much more likely option."

"I know it's not unheard of for mages not to fit perfectly into whatever mold they were bred for. We've seen it many times before. It's rarer with these sorts of expensive Companions, though and they both seem to be pretty extreme examples. I can't help feeling like there's something more going on here than we're aware of."

"Oh, yeah, for sure. I get the feeling Fanner's being very careful about what he tells us. But that's fine. It makes sense. We're basically strangers to him at this point. I'm assuming that he'll tell Danya everything once we reunite them."

"Hmm, I agree. Hopefully Danya can sort whatever's..."

The creature on the floor suddenly pushed itself to its feet and chittered loudly.

It was facing in the direction of the bar.

Fanner was at the bar, standing very still, a dwarf's hand on his ass.

Yore and Lucas got up at the same time but Yore's longer stride got him to the bar first.

He took hold of the dwarf's wrist and firmly but gently removed his hand.

The dwarf looked up, shocked and confused and then his eyes widened when Lucas came up beside them.

He looked between Lucas and Fanner and in that moment they all realised what had happened.

Well, except maybe Fanner, who had turned around and pressed himself back against the bar and just looked confused.

The dwarf held his hands up.

"Shit, I'm sorry. I thought you were Lucas. You have pants just like those, don't you Lucas?"

"I gave him some of my clothes," Lucas told him.

"I really am sorry. What's your name?"

Fanner's gaze flicked to Yore for a moment and then he murmured...

"Fanner."

"My name's Berron. Listen, is there any way I can make this right? I don't want you thinking this is the kind of place people are going to be grabbing at you like that without asking. We don't take these sorts of things lightly."

"Oh, um..." Fanner looked to Yore for help but Yore wasn't sure what he wanted. "Um, no. It's okay. I'm a Companion, so..." Fanner made a face like he wasn't quite sure that had been the right answer.

"He's a recently escaped slave," Yore explained. "I think he might be struggling with the idea that he's now in charge of who gets to touch him and how."

"Oh..." Berron said, his expression melting into something that was more sad than anything. "I hope I didn't make you feel like that wasn't the case, Fanner."

Something brushed Yore's leg and he looked down.

The creature had flattened itself against the floor and was crawling between them to be closer to Fanner.

"Ah, seems like Cookie likes you," Berron observed. "Guess you're feeling a lot of emotions right now."

Lucas put a hand on Berron's shoulder and turned him back towards the bar.

"I'll order the drinks we sent him to get and you can pay for them so you can stop feeling guilty, Berron. You can go back to the table with Yore, Fanner."

Yore headed back towards the table and Fanner followed him with Cookie close at his heels.

"Are you actually okay?" Yore asked as soon as they were seated back at the table again.

Fanner nodded.

"A Companion can't be so easily upset by such things. I mean, usually we wouldn't be touched like that by anyone but our masters but it's okay. It happens."

"It shouldn't happen. Not anywhere but especially not here."

Fanner was silent for a long moment.

"I'm sorry that I touched you. I thought you wanted me to but you didn't and that was far worse than what Berron did. And more intentional."

"It's okay. It didn't upset me. You should ask first in future but I don't blame you for the misunderstanding. You were just scared and confused."

"I won't do it again."

Fanner nibbled a corner of the pastry but he seemed distracted.

"I won't really have a master where you're taking me, will I? Or... how does that work?"

"Of course not. You're not a slave. Only slaves have masters."

"Maybe..." Fanner pressed his lips together in thought. "I was never very good at being a slave but... I am attractive, aren't I?"

"Yes, you're very attractive."

Fanner nodded seriously.

"So maybe I could still be useful. Maybe there will be some people who would want me for that."

"We already have one resident whore and that's Hamish," Lucas said as he returned to the table clutching three cups.

He placed one down in front of each of them.

"But that's more of a hobby for him. Having sex with people as a way to be useful isn't great."

"I know it's not very useful but even for a Companion I'm not that good at much else and I don't want to do anything with, like..." he grabbed hold of the collar of his shirt and twisted it in his hand, "Energy stuff."

"You don't have to be useful but I think wanting to be is a very natural drive," Yore said. "Just remember that there's no rush. Live your life, talk to people and help out where you can. You'll soon figure out what you're good at and what you're interested in. You've been forced into this very narrow box and I'm not just talking about magic. Humans have no magic and they find all kinds of different ways to contribute and have purpose."

Cookie rested her head on the table next to Fanner and Fanner placed a hand on the top of her head, grimacing slightly at the feeling of her clammy skin.

"Yes," Fanner said. "I think I'd like to have purpose."

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waiting-on-a-dream · 1 year

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Zhang Xue Mei - Birthday suit up SSR voice lines

Unlock Card We don't really celebrate birthdays extravagantly back at home. Just a nice dinner and some cake is enough for my family.

I get tired just thinking of how many people I'll have to thank for their well wishes.

Groovy All things considered, the party went well. Thank you for attending.

Home setting Why anyone would want to wear such stuffy clothes beats me. I can't wait to change into something more comfortable.

Home transitions I've been going around telling anyone who asks me what I want for my birthday to give me any broken machines they have. I'm always up for more projects to work with.

Che' nya gave me a birthday pop-up card. He told me he happened to come across it at a gift shop and decided to get it for me.

The sword I'm carrying around was a prop on set for Neige's filming project today. He got permission to bring it to me for a few hours. I think I look rather cool with it.

Home Transition (Login Greeting) These dumplings are top notch! I wonder what's in the filling.

Home Transition (Groovy) Have you come to challenge me? Whoever can beat me in a game of Chinese chess gets to pick out one of my presents for themself.

Home Taps My parents called me just before the party started. It's nice being able to hear their voices again.

Irene got me a fireproof vest. Safety first while I'm repairing machines, she says. That's...nice of her, I suppose.

Mia bought me an extended toolbox for my tinkering endeavors. I've been making do with the few screwdrivers I have so far, so she just gave me a lot more resources to work with.

Chandani baked a few cupcakes for my breakfast today. The blue icing and sugary stars on top was quite aesthetically pleasing.

Irene, Mia, and Chandani dragged me into taking a group photo with them. Irene also said she'll be showing it to my parents. Ah...

Home Tap (Groovy) I've got a craving for cookies now...Care for a midnight snack?

#driven; a fish out of water: zhang xue mei 🏹#chandani's gem is bright red in colour (heartslabyul)#and xue mei's gem is dark red (scarabia)#but the sushicore picrew only has one shade of red 😭

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vivalaluciforever · 2 years

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Everybody x Reader - Forbidden Love (Part Two)

To read part one hit this -> https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/vivalaluciforever/693220035312910336?source=share

Part two below the cut

Previously on Forbidden Love...

"(Y/N)!! WAKE UP!"

"HOLD ON!"

"SOMEONE GET THE D*MN DOCTOR!"

"SOLOMON DO SOMETHING!"

Shouting. It's all I hear. It's loud. Disruptive. I wish it would stop. I want nothing more than to sleep. I feel so tired. I no longer feel the pain in my throat. The ache in my chest has reached its climax, a symphony ready to take me away. I guess it's ironic. All of this is. The blood in my mouth leaves a sharp and icky taste, but it doesn't bother me anymore. For amidst the chaos, the yelling, and the blur of people running, I close my eyes and breathe no more.

And at that last moment, I heard one voice. One voice I knew in my very soul, but it was too late. "Mystery girl! Please hold on! Please! LET ME THROUGH! I LOVE YOU... I... PLEASE... DON'T... DON'T... LEAVE!"

One month after... Simeon pov:

"Hey, how do you feel?" whispers Luke.

Painfully, I manage to sit up. "Disgusting to say the least, but I'll be fine. Don't you worry about me, my little friend."

"Simeon," whispers Luke fearfully, "I'm with you till the very end."

"Luke, it was my decision. You don't half to..." Suddenly a coughing fit wracks my lungs as I struggle to breathe.

Luke gently helps me drink some water, his maturity showing through. "No Simeon, I have to and I want to."

Luke didn't come back for a couple of days. It was only when he was carried into the room by Lord Diavolo that I saw him again. You're probably wondering why little lamb and the answer is quite simple. I broke the law of the angels and heaven. I fell from grace and turned into a demon, and Luke... he decided to follow. However, to fully understand this, we need to return to that night.

Back to dying...

I push through the throng of brothers and the royals. The chaos is making my ears hurt, and some random man is yelling for (Y/N) to not die. I have no clue why he cares so much, but that isn't the concern right now.

What can I do to help her? How can I save her? Reaching into my pocket, I remember what I had brought for Luke... a celestial realm cookie. "Move! I can save her!" I scream. The consequences don't matter to me now. She's too important.

"Simeon!" shrieks Luke grabbing my arm. "No! You'll be expelled from the Celestial Realm! You'll be a demon."

I quickly clasp Luke's face in my hands and give him a little kiss on the forehead. "Luke, I need to do this. I'm sorry."

Running over, I carefully work the food into (Y/N)'s mouth and down into her stomach. Slowly, the blood clears up and the flowers disappear from her throat and lung cavity. I can feel her love for... whoever that is, pulsing inside of her, but I can also feel vitality and health.

"She'll live," I whisper, falling back as I process the dire consequences of my actions.

All of the brothers look at me until the mystery man suddenly hugs the life out of me. "Thank you. You sacrificed everything to save her. Thank you. I do know her from the past, and I'll explain it to you all better once she too can hear it."

That was when I got pulled back to the Celestial Realm to face trial for my actions. I was deemed as breaking the Lilith Stone Laws. By feeding Celestial Realm food to a human, I had broken the strictest of laws put into place after the Great War and the Fall of the Blessed Ones. I never thought that I would be facing what the brothers faced, but it was a pain and betrayal more painful and heartwrenching than any other pain I've ever felt. My explanations bounced off of impassive faces, and my words went through unhearing ears. I now understand the pain of the brothers. I now understand, and I share their feelings. I don't despise the Celestial Realm like the brothers, but I do hate it for its coldness and heartlessness. I see it now.

One Week after Luke visited... (back to present. Jumped forward a lot.)

"Luke?" I cough out. His little body doesn't look much better than mine.

He lets out a small smile as he turns to me. "We're together Simeon. We can always be a family now. You're my father Simeon. Not in making, but in bond. I love you."

"I love you too Luke," I whisper, holding his hand as we slowly fall asleep.

Two months after near-death...

"Has (Y/N) woken up yet?" I ask Lucifer, inhaling the bowl of soup he brought for me.

Lucifer sadly shakes his head, as he hands me my water glass. "No, she's still out cold. That man, his name is Dante Abernathy, and he's always by (Y/N)'s bedside."

"Well," I state, and quickly swallow my soup, "there's obviously a connection there of some kind, so give Mr. Abernathy a little lenience."

Bowing his head, Lucifer lets out a world-weary sigh. "I know, I can see it. It just burdens my heart and my mind."

"I can tell, but it'll be okay," I say gently stroking his hair.

Suddenly, Diavolo's head pokes into the room. "Hello. I brought tea and cake. Barbatos's specialties."

"Cake?" pipes up Luke with sleepy eyes. Looks like he just woke up from his sleep.

Diavolo lets out a chuckle and carries everything into the room for us. He sets it all up and makes it easily accessible to the two of us, before continuing. "As much as I'd love to be here only for tea and cake, I have another pressing matter. As of now, you have no home. I am going to add two bedrooms to the House of Lamentation for your permanent residence. You'll live there with the brothers for the rest of eternity. Simeon, your sin as a demon is loving another person more than Jesus. I found this to be a fitting one for you given the circumstance."

"It's more than fair." I whisper. It's the truth.

Diavolo then turns to Luke, "As for you Luke, your sin as a demon is fathers provoking children to wrath. It means frustrating children through harsh behavior or failure to communicate. I feel that this too is a tad bit appropriate given the situation."

"Lord Diavolo," starts Luke, "I understand your decision."

"Thank you both of you for not making that any harder on me than it already was. My father used to do this part, and I wasn't ever there to see it since it's so intimate." states Diavolo letting out a deep sigh.

BANG!

"LUCIFER!" screams Mammon banging the door open. "SHE'S AWAKE!"

(Y/N) pov:

Mmmmmm... I feel like I'm waking up after being hit by a train. What happened to me? Oh... right... the disease killed me. Is this what it's like to be dead. Does it really feel this tiring and painful?

"(Y/N), are you here?" whispers a voice I don't know.

Trying to sit up, I end up falling over into him. "W-Who are y-you." I whisper, cracking my eyes open. The harsh light pierces my retinas, causing balls of color to explode in my vision.

Slowly he fades into my sight as his big warm hands help me lay back down in bed. "Remember me? From the restaurant?"

"Yes..." I feel too ashamed to tell him that I died because of my love for him. Not in this sweet dream.

His hand gently pushes my hair out of my tired eyes. "I'm sorry it took me so long to remember. I was your childhood friend, Dante Abernathy, remember?"

"Dantie? (Dahn-tee)" confusion lacing my voice. "How are you... here?"

He gently smiles as he pulls up the covers on the bed a little more. "I was never a human, in fact, I'm a demon. A young one too, but still far older than you. Even Lord Diavolo doesn't remember me. He was the one who charged my family to go to the human realm and act like a normal human family. It was his means of testing if our races could truly be compatible before installing the exchange program. While there, I met you, and I quickly fell head over heels in what you humans call a childhood romance. For me, however, those feelings never faded. Not even after being separated by the realms did I give up on seeing you again, so when I realized who I walked past in the restaurant, you, the horror of the situation sunk in."

"W-Why did you l-leave me?" I whisper as the memories of having no friends came back. The bullies, the stares, and the mockery weighing down on me.

As tears start to shimmer in my eyes, his soft lips kiss my forehead. "I tried everything that I could do to stay by your side. I begged and fought my father to stay in the human realm. I tried to run away, but that proved to be useless. I tried everything that my brain could think of, but in the end Lord Diavolo wanted us to return and he didn't heed any of the connections we made. To him and his butler, our family and lives were nothing more than a test, an experiment for his own gain."

"All of this is pointless," I mumble while crying. "I-It's t-too late. I'm d-d-dead and I-I w-w-will never get to be with you!"

The tears start flowing freely and I can't stop them. They make warm and wet tracks down my cheeks. "Oh my buttercup, it's not too late. I love you (Y/N). You didn't die. You're here, you're warm, and you're alive; I promise you that from now on I'll always be by your side. I'll always cherish and protect you with all of my heart and soul."

"Oh Dantie!" I exclaim crying into his arms as he slowly comforts me. "I love you too!"

Simeon pov:

Why did it have to be him? Why couldn't it have been the brothers, the royals, or myself? I Simeon, the demon of the sin regarding loving another more than Jesus, am guilty and will spend eternity in the Devildom for my sins. The pain that radiates from my heart as I watch him hold her. That should be mine... but it's not. Will this pain ever go away or will it sit and fester in my chest causing me to die of unrequited love? I'll always love you most in this world (Y/N), and as such I shall eternally suffer while another man is the cause of your smile. So long as your eyes and smile stay in my life, then I will go on with this hellish torture that is called life.

Hi everyone! Dante Abernathy is my own original oc. Please don't steal him. (Not sure why you would lol.) Anyway, if you ever wish to write/somehow use my works. Ask! I'll probably say yes just give me credit. Thanks!

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marmarbeans · 3 years

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Spooky fic even though it’s not Halloween, let alone October yet but fuck it tiiime!

But first, a whole explanation of how I even got the idea for the fic and what the fic’s about UwU.

Recently, I’ve been playing some good ol Sims 4. My dad sent me some money, and Strangerville was only $20.

So I got it cos it’s my third favorite pack(my first favorite being Island Living UwU), and I played my family where I made Garrett and Aro(I had to lol) just to see how it played out.

Using the unlock hidden objects cheat, I put some Bizzarefruit on the kitchen counter and put one of the berries in Aro’s inventory. The result of him eating it was..to put it kindly, scary. And this is just scraping the surface.

Before I got Strangerville, Garrett had a job as a pro-gamer which is a bit unlike him, but it was something I thought he’d like. I got him into the Military(cos ✨canon✨), and using the Mc command mod, I helped promote him to an officer. Eventually, he became a Grand Marshal. Then the real work started.

Not only did I get lots of Bizzarefruit, but I also got a modified Hazmat suit along with a keycard and gave both to Garrett. After he put on the suit, I let him travel to the ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ lab in Strangerville.

It didn’t take him long to get in cos he was a vampire(and he had the keycard.) It was easy work getting downstairs, but the real challenge was the Mother Plant. When she fought back, I legit thought Garrett would die. I was relieved that he didn’t though. That’d be pretty bad OwO.

I immediately took him back home to work on a vaccine that took a while cos I couldn’t get it from the store and had to be made from spore clusters and Bizzarefruit. There was a snag cos Aro got the horny and ah..you probably know how that went.

Garrett had to use 15 spore clusters to keep making the vaccine, and eventually, the vampire himbo finally had enough and made enough of the vaccine to test it. So it was back to Strangerville he went.

It was a bit difficult to find someone infected with the Mother Plant sickness, so I let Garrett socialize a bit with the locals at the bar. That was until I spotted someone infected out the corner of my eye.

Garrett yeeted over and splooshed the experimental vaccine on the person, causing them to temporarily fall asleep(I'm surprised the person wasn't mad when they woke up.) After that, he used the actual vaccine on them, curing them of the sickness.

This took a few tries, but I finally got enough data for another test vaccine. But I still had to recruit people to fight the big bitch at the Redacted lab. I thought that if I invited over the people who got cured to the house, I could recruit them. It didn't work. ;-;

Garrett spent some time making more vaccines, socializing with his family, and being a himbo. I don't think I was able to make the Strangerville Cure just yet, but I have a feeling that I'll be able to do it.

Also, I tried to make Garrett a merman but it ended up with him being stuck with a mermaid tail while still being a vampire. Hee, fish himbo.

Now, I know what you're asking. "Bee, what the fuck does this have to do with the fic?" Well, lemme tell you.

The fic will be called Don't Eat the Berries, and it'll be about Garrett and how he finds the cure to the Strangerville Sickness after Aro got infected from eating a Bizarrefruit. It'll be spooky with some mature and triggering scenes. It'll be a thriller-drama fic, and I hope y'all like it. ^^

I also kinda dedicate this to my good friend @writerman cos I know how much he likes the ship between Garrett and Aro. To be honest, I think it's a great ship UwU. Those two are just meant for each other~

#Bee needs to go the fuck to sleep #Spooky fic time #Ooooooo #Sims 4 #Garrett Twilight #Garro #It is #Three in the morning #I'm really gonna stay up to write this fic #This is the first fic I've based off of a thing that happened in the sims 4 #There was another one but I never got to writing it #I'll give a cookie to whoever can guess it!#Hint: It involves a certain piemaker himbo with daddy issues >:3 #Lol I should reeeally sleep #I got Realm of Magic too ^^#Magical sapphics~#In the fic it's canon that Gare and Aro have kids #They have classy names like Wyborn and Marcalie #I feel like Aro would actually name his kid something like that lol

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fallinallincurls · 4 years

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Last Line Tag

thank you @charlie-theangelwritesfor the tag!! I love these games so it’s always fun being tagged in one.

Rules: Post the last line you wrote (from any wip) but that’s out of context so i’m pulling a few lines from a brand new idea i got literally last night that i can’t stop writing titled “Change My Mind” for the hockey boy i love a little too much, Mat Barzal!

Being your best friend is amazing, but he wants more and there’s only one thing that will change his mind from stepping over the very line you have both established.

That long awaited confession of feelings falling of your lips.

Little does Mat know that those exact words have been sitting on the tip of your tongue for the last year and it takes everything in you not to spill the secret every time you meet his hazel eyes.

tagging @kerwritesthings @lights-on-mendes @itrocksmysocks @fallinfortom@wholesomemendes @watchmegetobsessed !

#whoever can guess what song this is inspired by i'll give you a cookie #tag games #mentions #my lovely friends #writing #last line tag

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itistimeforusalltodecidewhoweare · 2 years

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Nikaaaaaaa!

1. What is your favorite dessert? Is there a specific Austrian dessert you like?

2. What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

3. What AU are you working on? 👀👀

REN!! <3

you did not want this answer to be this extensive. no one wanted that. but you opened this can of worms and now we all have to lie in it. let's do this.

1. dessert, baby

i fucking love dessert sorry. my personal favourite is anything chocolate. chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, brownies, brookies, chocolate croissants, you name it. BUT you asked for austrian desserts and i shall deliver.

now first of all what's important to know is that most desserts can be a sweet main course if you up the size. kaiserschmarrn is excellent, it's essentially scrambled pancake but you often eat it as a main course. another specialty is literally any kind of christmas baking. our cookies aren't like american cookies, they're more like biscuits. they're a lot smaller (you know a cookie is good if you can eat it in one go), and they're often made with shortcrust pastry that gets filled with jam or dipped in glaze. i could eat my entire body weight in vanillekipferl, linzer augen and/or kaffeekeksen.

also pancakes?? pancakes are so underrated. any type of pancake. give it to me. i'm hungry now.

3. decisions were made and i hate them

i will actually answer this first because the second question full-on sent me into a rage. i'm still trying to write the roommate!bucky!AU and i hate everything. i know how i want it to play out, more or less, but anything more than the bare bones of it makes me want to sob. i've been at this for five weeks and i haven't even written 900 words.

i might change my idea for another one so that i'll have more time, but i'm also very stubborn. maybe i can still trick it somehow.

2. delete this from my brain

jesus christ okay. let's do this.

the amount of bad movies i have watched because of good actors is, frankly, obscene, and i still have my live talk through of george blagden's blood moon in my whatsapp history somewhere (my friend loves me), but what really took the cake for me was the covenant.

now let me reiterate that i will proceed to make fun of this movie until it dies and then turns in its grave multiple times and dies again; this is simply due to my not believing this should (or really could) ever have been made. i'm sure whoever did this made other things that are good. to me, personally, this was not. spoilers, i guess, if you want to care about that. i wouldn't. don't watch this.

picture this: it's the week before my birthday last summer. i have about ten days left to write a paper i don't want to write. i'm left unsupervised. i decide to watch a sebastian stan movie at 11am.

i'm seven minutes in when i start losing my mind.

now i'd heard about the movie before. i'd, at some point, seen that convention interview where a fan told sebastian they'd been a fan of his since the covenant and anthony mackie then proceeded to make fun of him; needless to say, i was intrigued. the basic premise is that four guys belong to the four surviving witch families of the salem witch trials who made a covenant (hah) that gave them magic powers. alright. this seemed interesting enough for 2006. what's the worst that could happen, i think.

the movie starts with a very long intro that looks like it'd been made with powerpoint. it probably was. it tells you the basic premise again until you want to beg it to finally stop the exposition and continue, for the love of god. it gets worse from here.

we cut to a college party. someone projectile vomits; that is not an exaggeration. i'm starting to feel sick. i watch white frat boys run from the police. someone jumps off a cliff. suddenly chace crawford appears. the dialogue is abysmal. i'm not even ten minutes into the movie and have already started to accept my fate.

from sebastian stan's very first appearance i can already tell he's going to be the antagonist. even at this point, i can't blame him. every other character in the movie is a wet blanket. i never learn any characters' names besides chase collins.

i frankly blank out for a while. the romance between the two main people is tragic, in the sense that they have nothing in common, no chemistry and i don't care about either of them. i guess the girl is smart-ish and the guy is the main magic boy (mmb) of the four. neither have any discernible personality.

sebastian goes all out for this film. it's sad, in a sense, because he's acting for his life and everyone else is like a high school drama teen that's just been weaned off their script. i'm starting to suspect he's contractually obligated to only play characters with big bi energy. i tell this to my friend. she ignores me. i'm left to deal with this on my own.

in a surprise twist, we find out that there is, in fact, a fifth son of ipswich (that's the magic boys' stupid nickname. i didn't google that that just flashed back into my mind like the vivid memory of a nightmare.) and it's chase collins. by talos, this can't be happening. it is. there is no way out.

why is chase collins the only notable character, you might ask. is it because he is played by sebastian stan? well, yes and no. this is the point i start losing my mind.

imagine you're writing a fantasy movie and you have four (i hesitate to say it) strong male main characters plus a bonus female one and an antagonist. who do you give the core character motivation to?

this, of course, is a trick question. the answer should be "all of them", but when in doubt, giving it to your main character should do the trick. that's how children's books work. to paraphrase starkid, "what's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions? and if you don't have one of those, how is anyone supposed to sympathize with you, paul?"

so what do these absolute units do in this movie? they make their antagonist the only one with a goal, and thus the only one with a motivation, and thus the only person driving the plot of the movie.

you see, it turns out that using magic is actually bad for you. you get "the power" when you are thirteen and you "ascend" at eighteen, which just means you get more power. good. great. thing is, the more you use your power, the more addictive it will become, and the more it will eat up your life, because your power is your life. to quote myself, "sound concept, bit stupid, but works." power is life, life is power. sure.

now our main character antagonist chase was adopted as a child and grew up in a different town, so no one told him this very important piece of information that continually using your power will literally kill you. his natural reaction to running out of power after he turned eighteen thus is "i need more power in order to survive". that is a good motivation for a villain to have.

he is now waiting for the antagonist mmb to turn eighteen, so he will ascend, so that chase can take his powers from him and use them for himself so that he can continue living. again, that is a good fucking motivation for a character.

now, this is the part that truly boggles my mind to this day, the question that is burned into my brain. why the fuck would you make a movie in which your only proper character is the villain. why would you do that. the protagonists don't give me shit. i don't know anything about them apart from the fact that their names are stupid and they don't do anything useful with their powers for the entirety of this movie's overly long runtime. i am baffled.

the final big fight scene happens. it's atrocious to look at. chase temporarily seems to turn into spiderman and utters the fucking iconic sentence "oooh, witchy" and the even more iconic sentence "are you going to be my wiatch". (edit: i apologise. i refused to look anything up apart from my own ramblings at the time. it’s actually "how about i make you my wiatch." somehow i feel this is both better and worse.) mmb wins. i boo.

after it's over, we never see chase's corpse. the possibility of a sequel is frightening me. thankfully, to this day, it hasn't happened. i fear for the day they change their mind.

i don't remember anything that fucking happened that didn't involve his character, so here are some more amazing insane sebastian moments from the movie. there's a locker room scene where he's wearing his shirt open and enjoys getting punched in the face a little too much. in another bad fight scene he does a backflip over a car. he is the fucking god of gymnastics. "just think of yourself as a sacrificial lamb," he tells mmb shortly before calling him "brother" and kissing him on the mouth. he menacingly stands in the middle of a rainy road in the middle of the night, reciting nursery rhymes, waiting to cause a car accident. i think it kills one of the magic boys. he definitely kills another guy, and kidnaps the mmb's "love interest" before setting a building on fire. i don't even remember the details. everyone fucking sucked. i thought about this insanity of a film for a week straight.

if you made it til here and think "i want to see what this is", don't. i can guarantee my summary of this movie was more entertaining than the actual film. if you want a small bite that doesn't taste of cardboard and bile, i can highly recommend this video of interviews intercut with some of the scenes (do yourself a favour and turn on the captions), and this fanfic that continues the story in a coherent way and in that accomplishes more than the film ever did. thank you.

this is about one and a half times the length of my wip.

#ren 🐝#nika's answers #nika rambles #unhinged commentary #god this movie (derogatory)

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bokubooo · 3 years

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Mmm we rereading wof stuff, also have some quotes from this site ft. Me, Bokuto, Kuroo, my friend Ragon ( @ragonthecursedcreature ily) and yeah cause I'm bored have fun

(I'll make a pt. 2 with the rest of em later)

Bokuto: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Reese: Neither.

Reese: Because it's twelve.

Reese: I give up. I am so tired.

Ragon: Get the emergency supply!

Kuroo: *carries Bokuto and places him in front of Reese*

Bokuto: *smiles*

Reese: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Bokuto: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.

Reese: What are you saying? Say it again.

Bokuto: Tubberware.

Reese: Say it again. Slow.

Bokuto: Tubberware.

Reese: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Bokuto: Tub.

Reese: Wrong.

Bokuto: What do you mean, wrong?

Reese: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.

Bokuto: What are you talking about?

Reese: Tupperware. Tupper.

Reese: It’s tupper!

Reese: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.

Bokuto: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

Kuroo: What's wrong with you?

Ragon: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Reese: When I was your age-

Bokuto, mocking Reese: When I was your height.

Reese:

Reese: Listen here you little shit-

Bokuto, Kuroo & Reese: *screaming*

Ragon: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Reese?!

Bokuto : Wait, why are you asking Reese that when Kuroo and I are also here?

Ragon : Because Reese wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Reese: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Bokuto: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

Bokuto: *on the phone* Hey Reese, do you know my blood type?

Reese: Of course, it's B-.

Bokuto: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Reese: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Kuroo: *crouches down*

Ragon: *kneels down*

Bokuto: *sits on the floor*

Reese:

Reese: I hate all of you.

Bokuto: When's the last time you slept?

Reese: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Bokuto: A few- how many?!

Reese: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Bokuto: What you need is sleep!

Reese: Do you take constructive criticism?

Bokuto: Not without crying

Bokuto: Reese, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Reese, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Bokuto: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Reese: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Ragon: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Reese: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Bokuto: FLOOR IT!!

Ragon: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Reese: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Ragon: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Kuroo: DO IT!

Reese: NO-

*at a zoo*

Bokuto: What are they in for?

Reese: Bokuto, this isn't prison.

Bokuto: So they can leave?

Reese: No, but-

Bokuto, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Reese: Who's in charge here?

Bokuto, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Bokuto: Kuroo, gather the others. We need to have another Ragon-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Bokuto, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Reese: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Bokuto: Why are you like this??

Reese: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Kuroo: Where's Reese?

Ragon: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Ragon, shouting: Bokuto sucks!

Reese, distantly: Bokuto is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Ragon: Found them.

Ragon: *casually searching around the room*

Bokuto: Hey Ragon, what’re you looking for?

Ragon: My will to live.

Kuroo: *walks into the room*

Ragon: Oh, there it is.

Reese: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Bokuto: But don't you hate yourself.

Reese: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Reese: You know what’s funny about Bokuto? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.

Bokuto, texting: Answer your phone

Reese, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Bokuto: Understood

Bokuto, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Reese.

Ragon: You’re just being paranoid. Again.

Reese: When have I been paranoid?

Ragon: Um, when you first met Kuroo you thought he was an undercover cop…?

Reese: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!

Ragon: And last year you were sure Bokuto was a mermaid!

Reese: He hates wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!

Later, when Reese’s theory is proven wrong

Ragon: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Reese: I still think Bokuto is a mermaid.

Kuroo: *points at Reese* A human turtleneck, *points at Ragon* a narcissistic monster, *points at Bokuto* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Bokuto: And who am I? Describe me now.

Bokuto: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Reese: You looked in a mirror?

Bokuto: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

Reese: Truth or dare?

Kuroo: Dare.

Reese: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Kuroo: Hey Bokuto?

Bokuto, blushing: Yeah?

Kuroo: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Ragon.

Bokuto: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Reese: It’s not water.

Bokuto: Vodka! I like your sty-

Reese: It’s vinegar.

Bokuto: …What?

Reese: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Ragon, teaching Bokuto to drive: Okay, you're driving and Kuroo and Reese walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Bokuto: Oh, definitely Kuroo. I could never hurt Reese.

Ragon, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Reese: ARE YOU-

Bokuto: Fucking.

Reese: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Bokuto: Fucking.

Reese: IDIOT!

Ragon: …What was that?

Bokuto: Kuroo banned Reese from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

Bokuto: I’m quick at math.

Reese: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?

Bokuto: 24.

Reese: That wasn’t even close.

Bokuto: But it was quick.

Reese: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Bokuto: Reese, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Reese: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Kuroo: *about Bokuto and Reese* They make a cute couple, huh?

Ragon: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Reese: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Bokuto: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Ragon: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Kuroo: I handle our accounting.

Reese: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Bokuto.

Bokuto: I hate myself.

Reese: Alright, square up.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Bokuto, with Ragon and Kuroo behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Bokuto: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Bokuto: Reese FUCKING FELL OFF!

Reese: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Bokuto: You and me!

Reese: *tearing up* Ok.

Ragon: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kuroo: You are my reward.

meanwhile

Bokuto: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Reese: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Kuroo: *tapping fingers on table*

Bokuto: *taps fingers back furiously*

Ragon: …What’s going on?

Reese: Morse code. They’re talking.

Kuroo: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Bokuto: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Kidnapper: We have your son

Reese: I don’t have a son?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

Reese: Oh god, you have Bokuto

Bokuto: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Reese: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Bokuto: Yes.

Reese: I'd sleep.

Kuroo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Bokuto: Eyy, homie!

Ragon: But then there's cootie...

Reese: Die.

Reese: What are you getting Ragon for the holidays?

Kuroo: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Bokuto: I'm getting Ragon a divorce lawyer.

#incorrect quotes #bokuto #kuroo #uh yeah #pt 2 posted ltr #.thoughts being thunk #.special stuff

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bobasheebaby · 4 years

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100 Buffy Prompts

I had a lot of fun compiling this list. I was cracking up more than once and now I want to binge Buffy. If there is a show you want let me know because these seriously help me shut of my brain during this covid hell.

1 “NAME, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.” – Buffy Summers

2 “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.” – Buffy Summers

3 "They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.” – Buffy Summers

4 “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the one’s left standing.” – Buffy Summers

5 “I don’t handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I’ve had, huh?” – Xander Harris

6 "Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.” – Xander Harris

7 “I’m leaning towards blind panic myself.” – Rupert Giles

8 “Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.” – Rupert Giles

9 "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain." – Spike

10 "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure.” – Angel

11 "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?" – Angel

12 "Anyway, for real now, I'm gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?" Faith

13 "You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed.” – Faith

14 "You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.”- Glorificus

15 “I’m cookie dough. I’m not done baking. I’m not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I’m gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I’m ready. I’m cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m — or enjoy warm, delicious, cookie me, then that’s fine. That’ll be then. When I’m done.” — Buffy Summers

16 “Seize the moment, ’cause tomorrow you might be dead.” — Buffy Summers

17 “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live.” — Buffy Summers

18 “No weapons. No friends. No hope. Take all that away and what’s left?” “Me.” — Angelus & Buffy Summers

19 “Don’t you have an elsewhere to be?” – Cordelia Chase

20 “God! What is your childhood trauma?!” – Cordelia Chase

21 “Gee, can you vague that up for me?” – Buffy Summers

22 “I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.” – Xander Harris

23 “I don’t know what your problem is, what your issues are. But as of this moment I officially don’t care.” – Xander Harris

24 “You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?” – Cordelia Chase

25 “I mock you with my monkey pants!” – Oz

26 “Funny how preparing looks an awful lot like sitting on your ass.” – Spike

27 “That’s fairly freaksome.” – Oz

28 “Do you have any tact at all?” – Giles

29 “I’ve known you for two minutes and I can’t stand you.” – Spike

30 “Great. Now I’m gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.” – Cordelia Chase

31 “You didn’t happen to take a lot of drugs, did you?” – Willow

32 “I’ve seen honest faces…they usually come attached to liars.” – Willow

33 “Can I be blind, too?” – Xander

34 “Gee, I hope I’m not interrupting anything really depressing.” – Riley

35 “And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that’s what you wanted to hear.” – Anya

36 “This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.” – Spike

37 “We’ve got to face it, we’ve changed. Well, not you—you’re still sadistic and self-centered.” – Giles

38 “Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is ask for help when you need it.” – Giles

39 “Did everybody have their Crazy Flakes today?” – Xander

40 “Do you love me?” “What?” “Do you?” “I love you. I don't know if I trust you.” “Maybe you shouldn't do either.” “Maybe I'm the one who should decide!” — Angel & Buffy

41 “Six a.m.!" NAME cried. "I know that's a number on my clock, but I've never actually been awake to personally witness it!” — Xander

42 “Bored now.” — Vampire Willow

43 “We’ll go be heroes.” — Spike

44 “You have a plan?” “I am the plan.” — Giles & Buffy

45 "Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together." — Buffy

46 "I make it through this and the next thing and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready." — Buffy

47 "You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. NAME, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live, for me." — Buffy

48 "Make your choices. Are you ready to be strong?" — Buffy

49 “Weird love’s better than no love.” — Buffy

50 “The who having wha with huh?” — Buffy

51 “Whatever you choose, you’ve got my support. Just think of me as… as your… You know, I’m searching for supportive things and I’m coming up all bras. So, something slightly more manly, think of me as that.” – Xander

52 "A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful." Angel

53 "To forgive is an act of compassion, NAME. It's-it's... it's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it." — Giles

54 "In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed." — Giles

55 "I don't have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters." — Buffy

56 "I don't want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you." — Buffy

57 "Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?" — Buffy

58 "Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own." — Joss Whedon

59 “Out. For. A. Walk… Bitch.” — Spike

60 “You can’t see the stars, love. That’s the ceiling. Also, it’s day.” — Spike

61 “Is everyone here very stoned?” — Spike

62 “I feel safe with you.” [Chokes] “TAKE THAT BACK!” — Dawn & Spike

63 “I love you.” “Oh, my god.” “Hey, no. Look at me. I... love you. You're all I bloody think about... dream about. You're in my gut... my throat... I'm drowning in you, NAME. I'm drowning in you.” — Spike & Buffy

64 “Just... give me something. A crumb, the barest smidgen. Tell me maybe, someday there's a chance” “NAME ... the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.” “Oh, wha-“ [screams, then shouts] “What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody men/women? What the hell does it take? Why do you bitches torture me?” “Which question do you want me to answer first?” — Spike & Buffy

65 “You can't deny it. There's something between us.” “Loathing. Disgust.” — Spike & Buffy

66 “Could do without the laugh track, NAME.” “But it's so funny. I knew... before you did. I knew you loved the NAME. The pixies in my head whispered it to me.” — Spike & Drusilla

67 “Damn right I’m impure! I’m as impure as the driven yellow snow.” — Spike

68 “I love you.” “No, you don’t. But thanks for saying it.” — Spike & Buffy

69 “This with you, it’s wrong. I know it. I’m not a complete idiot.” — Spike

70 “You always hurt the ones you love, pet.” — Spike

71 "When I say ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are." — Buffy

72 "I’m just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain." — Buffy

73 "I have feelings for you. I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love." — Buffy

74 "Weird love's better than no love." — Buffy

75 “People don’t fall in love with what’s right in front of them. People want the dream — what they can’t have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.” — Buffy

76 "Trust is for old marrieds, NAME. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes." “Until there's nothing left. Love like that doesn't last." — Spike & Buffy

77 "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after" — Angel

78 "I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop" — Angel

79 "If I may suggest, ‘This time it's personal.’ I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic." —Oz

80 "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend NAME jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait." — Oz

81 "NAME’s our friend...except I don't like him/her.” — Xander

82 "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex ... Help! Four times five is thirty ... five times six is thirty-two ... Naked girls. Naked women ... Naked NAME ... Oh, stop me!" — Xander

83 "Man, NAME! My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta' get me a life!" — Xander

84 “NAME. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?” “As defending champion, you nervous?” — Cordelia & Buffy

85 "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." — Cordelia

86 “Oh please. Like shame is something to be proud of.” — Cordelia

87 “I’m going to give you some advice: get over it.” — Cordelia

88 “Oh, and you’re welcome.” — Cordelia

89 “I’m not a sniveling little cry-NAME. I’m the nastiest guy/girl in PLACE history. I take crap from no one.” — Cordelia

90 “I think it. I say it. It’s my way.” — Cordelia

91 "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night." — Willow

92 "I don't want danger. Big 'no’ to danger.” — Willow

93 "Let's get this straight. I don't understand it. I don't wanna' understand it. You have gross emotional problems. And things are not okay between us." — Willow

94 "NAME, I got so lost." "I found you. I will always find you." — Tara & Willow

95 "But you like him/her, and when you think about him/her, you get that good down-low tickle, right?" — Faith

96 "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient." — Faith

97 "Just relax ... and take off your pants." — Faith

98 "I am, you know." “What?" “Yours." — Tara & Willow

99 "I don't have time for bondage fun." - Buffy

100 “It's fine, I don't need to be snuggled.” — Willow

#buffy prompts #buffy quotes #btvs #writing prompts #dialogue prompts #drabble prompts #buffy summers #angel #cordelia chase #rupert giles #xander harris #willow rosenberg #faith #spike #quaratine sucks and making these keeps my mind busy #i live in covid 19 hell

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years

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Janis & Jimmy

Janis: [Okay, so 'punishment' of cleaning everyone's rooms, like 1. you've been here a night, so how messy is anyone's gonna be 2. we're here for a long weekend vibe, does it need to be clean even as long as it is before you go, like? 3. you've left them alone without effectively any supervision when they being punished for canoodling, like alright lads lmao] Jimmy: What kind of bollocks paddy punishment is this? Jimmy: barely started and I've got 🚬 and 💰💰 Janis: the 'can't be arsed' variety Janis: nice Janis: only found some pocket change so far but saving the best rooms 'til last Jimmy: race you Jimmy: only need 💊 and 🥃 to have the ☠ full set Janis: alright, you're on Janis: what pills count though, important info, not agreeing if you're counting paracetamol, like Jimmy: You're the expert Janis: you what Jimmy: from 💀👑's shit stirring mouth to my ears Janis: she'll LOVE that you listen, I'm sure Jimmy: properly well trained, me Jimmy: go ahead and tweet that whenever you like, mate Janis: if you wanna make her jizz her pants, easier ways than using my feed for it Jimmy: yeah, that's TOTALLY what I want, obvs Janis: 🚬💰💊 and 🥃 first, I heard Janis: speaking of, how morally dubious is it to take Helena's meds? Jimmy: I'll keep the 🍫🍪🍬 I just found in my pockets, make it easier to fake that I'm pleased to see her Jimmy: reckon you're morally obligated to take 'em, Jesus is the only dickhead who saves Janis: 🐖 you, running through these halls Janis: I'll take 2, feeling generous, not greedy, unlike SOME Jimmy: Come get a 🍪 and save me from myself 😇🥇 Janis: if that's a nickname you wanna go with, I'll need 2, tah Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: 🐖💕 Janis: no, that's you Jimmy: I ain't the one with a 🍪 in each hand Janis: your pockets are just full, fatty Jimmy: Oi, I'm pleased to see you, Joanne Janis: not fooling me Janis: in on the secret, remember Jimmy: bit busy chucking water on Kieran's bed any road Janis: 😏 Janis: more like it Jimmy: I'll take my 🏆 full of 🥃 if you find owt Janis: I'll be SURE to let you know when I do 🤞🤞 Jimmy: you do owe me Jimmy: it were your fault it got taken off us Janis: How do you figure that? Jimmy: Who left it on top of the wardrobe for any dickhead to 👀? Janis: oh, where did you expect me to put it mid-performance? Jimmy: I wouldn't have let you sit on it if you'd left it where it were, not a kink Janis: 😂 you're DISGUSTING Jimmy: who's bed should I put this in? Jimmy: [a pic of the bra that I'm stealing from the OG convo] Janis: put it in Ben's Janis: his bird will lose her shit the hardest, be hilarious Jimmy: Which one's he? Janis: come find you and show you Janis: not actually told me what room you're in so Jimmy: do you wanna know? Janis: you mean am I having fun playing hide and seek? Jimmy: it's a valid question Janis: are you having fun then? Jimmy: Where's your answer? Janis: 🔍 Jimmy: ⏲ Janis: more fun than the bullshit activity they're all doing, no doubt Jimmy: There you go then, if you're happy, I'm happy, baby 💕 Janis: 🙄👏 Janis: screenshotted Jimmy: reckon we can do better than that if you ever find me, but alright Janis: long as it's not bragging about our crimes, can't be those idiots Jimmy: but what if our crime were fucking on 💀👑 or 💀#2 bunks? Janis: well, depending how graphic, that can definitely be posted, 'course Jimmy: only to her if it spares your 😳 Janis: Show me a point I've given a fuck Jimmy: You ain't talking to her and her receipt keeping minions, soz Janis: Exactly Jimmy: Where the fuck are you? Janis: was trying something, no cigar though Janis: you in their room then? one sec Jimmy: Go on, disappoint me, what couldn't you do? Janis: get in the teacher's rooms, they've got locks 😢 Jimmy: you can't break 'em? Hang on 💪🏆 Janis: [turns up and finds him, throwing whatever cigarettes and lighters she's found at him 'cookies, please'] Jimmy: [when he was gonna find her and vandalise the teacher's locks so they lowkey nearly bump into each other but he chucks the cookies at her before there's a #moment] Janis: [just nom-ing like there isn't a vibe, as per 'was saving their room 'til last, bet there's loads of rich girl shit'] Jimmy: [brushing a cookie crumb off her face with his thumb and then putting said thumb in his mouth to get said crumb 'gotta show me Ben's first'] Janis: [just stopping dead in your tracks for a hot sec there like you were stopping yourself running into his arm but that ain't why, nods 'he deserves it'] Jimmy: [we just walking so casually to this lad's room to fuck up his relationship lol] Janis: [soz not soz, whoever you are] Jimmy: [go and do #bragate and look through his shit lads] Janis: [the state these rooms gonna lowkey be in, so much worse than before] Jimmy: [I vote he should have some booze of some description so they have it when they go to Mia's room cos gonna be in there a while] Janis: [I concur] Jimmy: [when you shrug at her once you're done like anywhere we've missed cos should save hers til last] Janis: [points out the rooms she did so they can work out if they've missed any between 'em] Jimmy: [likewise tells her the ones he did and maybe they have missed one and there's nothing good but they can have an actual race to Mia's that she obviously wins] Janis: [😏 as we snooping with reckless abandon] Jimmy: [chucks some 🍬s at her with gold wrappers in place of a 🥇] Janis: ['you're buzzing to lose, remember' looks at the beds pointedly, then carries on going through their bags] Jimmy: [lights a 🚬 because fuck you ladies] Janis: ['what about me?' so #offended] Jimmy: [gives her a look like I didn't think you'd want one cos you're such an athlete but comes over and lights one for her, putting it in her mouth and everything cos always gotta be flirty about it] Janis: ['one ain't gonna get me as fucked as you, cute though, concern and that'] Jimmy: [makes a moment™ out of putting some of the ones they found into her pocket as well as his lighter that she was playing with before, not just a random spare and goes to lie down on the bottom bunk for a bit] Janis: [just leaves him be for a while, keeping busy over here, all casual, all fine, eventually, 'if you're going sleep, do your best to look cute so I can take some creepshots 'fore I piss off'] Jimmy: [just having his lil sulk cos he lost 'weren't the plan, that' and pats the bed beside him in his best attempt at creepy but then starts putting out all the shit he found to look through it] Janis: [best 😬 but goes over and adds her haul] Jimmy: [cracks open the booze whatever it is and takes a massive swig before passing it to her] Janis: [doing the same, throwing those two tablets out on the bed, like, offer is there 'she must be fucked up' shrugs 'decent shit'] Jimmy: [sharing everything else out like actual couple goals but leaving them cos he ain't that bitch] Janis: [when you ain't either so that's a #relief tbh] Jimmy: [lifts the pillow and puts them under cos that gal is gonna notice her meds are gone so might as well try and frame these bitches] Janis: [so into that it's not even funny lol] Jimmy: [then nudges her like which bed do you think is Mia's cos that's the one you wanna fake fuck on if you're doing only one] Janis: ['how's either of them getting up there, honestly' put gets up and peers for clues 'think this is Ella's, the PJs are negative sized, Mia wishes'] Jimmy: ['she wishes she were a top an' all'] Janis: ['so you are gay then' 😏] Jimmy: [😏 and chucks loads of 🍬🍫 up onto Ella's bed so either she'll be triggered or Mia will think they're hers and be mad or both] Janis: [gonna say you got some laxatives I'm flushing gals, along with pouring whatever expensive perfume/foundation etc down the loo, at least half of so you can't prove it 'cos it's not empty] Jimmy: [love that] Janis: [you both know you're delaying what you said you'd do though] Jimmy: [I'm literally sitting here thinking if there's a way we could let them actually hook up rn for the sheer #mood of it all without ruining everything lol] Janis: [like you could, and then pretend it didn't happen, maybe?] Jimmy: [that's what I'm thinking like if you both act like you're carried away by getting one over on Mia and drunker than you are, I just think it'd add to the weird dynamic and headfuck of it all if they did] Janis: [it's in character for her so if it is for him, we can] Jimmy: [like we know he wants to and would so as long as they both commit to acting like it didn't happen I think we can get away with it] Janis: [we doing it, gonna have to start talking if you're gonna get there though, lads] Jimmy: [lbr it'd we weirder if they didn't hook up at this point cos they always go too hard for the 'camera' and they don't have sod all clothes on yet again so they're gonna feel EVERYTHING when they're making out and dry humping all over each other, it'd literally only take something like that thing he does where he tries to say words and it comes out as a full moan to tip them over this precarious edge] Janis: [exactly, it only doesn't happen in this scenario if one of you is the type to say no for reasons or you don't actually fancy each other but you clearly do so] Jimmy: [we setting up both phones for all the angles as if you're not gonna forget about that immediately] Janis: ['least bottom bunk makes for #moodlighting, I guess'] Jimmy: ['more of a challenge to for us to break it though' because I remember in the OG convo they lowkey dismantled her bed and they should do that here because funnier] Janis: ['as long as you keep the top from squashing me with your giant head' we deffo should, a mood] Jimmy: [squishes her face like aw baby I will protect you, you small egg] Janis: [goes to smack his but as per, not actually lmao] Jimmy: [little playfight/pillow fight to get this tension going] Janis: [points if you can beat the stuffing out of these pillows] Jimmy: [you gotta lads and also leave your empty booze bottle hidden about in the hopes they get blamed for that too] Janis: [when neither of you are cool enough to party this hard, welcome for the rep boost hoes] Jimmy: [1000% living for the prospect of Mia getting in trouble with her dad though bye] Janis: [hahahahaaaaaha #disappointeddaddy] Jimmy: [that's a pisstaking # they need to use fr] Janis: [speaking of the socials, making sure there's Mia things in the background so you can start taking these shots like they bitch] Jimmy: [not actually stalling that time, it's genuinely important] Janis: [tis why we're here, currently, anyway] Jimmy: [crack on doing the most, you know you gotta go even harder than you did during the last photoshoot purely to annoy these hoes yep] Janis: [the level anything beyond making out/lovebites is unpostable, like do you need all these angles and different poses? nope but here we are] Jimmy: [like even if you just DMed them to her to ruin her ability to sleep in that bed you still don't need to go this hard lads] Janis: [could let her do the legwork lmao, we see you] Jimmy: [I love you two and your flimsy excuses so much] Janis: [hence this is so stretch] Janis: *NO Jimmy: [imagine if he'd fake dated some gal who literally only wanted to do the bare minimum] Janis: [an actual prude or the one girl that didn't fancy him] Jimmy: [he thought Janis didn't for a bit there LOL] Janis: [she got eyes honey] Jimmy: [LORD the eye contact rn don't even] Janis: [looking away when you literally cannot and ruining a shot or something neither of you actually care about but] Jimmy: [and kissing when you also cannot so your eyes get to be closed because you're not psychos] Janis: [literally running out of skin for lovebites] Jimmy: [hence you gotta hardcore make out and once you start you can't stop] Janis: [away we go] Jimmy: [this is simultaneously the best and worst idea lads, love it] Janis: [knocking those phones down 'cos do not need that in your life, even if we pretending this is that spontaneous] Jimmy: [accidentally recording their first time that they are gonna pretend didn't happen is not the one] Janis: [because Rio is your sister, purely, which is why she said no to being in the ad 'cos she thought he was being a dick and everyone else would] Jimmy: [I didn't even think about that in relation to the ad, oh boo you so smart] Janis: [hohaha] Jimmy: [if you two have been shook by how into each other you are, just you wait until after this 🔥 first time] Janis: [have fun downplaying this lmao] Jimmy: [god it's gonna be so awkward, at least we can have a teacher show up to take them to the next activity whenever we need] Janis: [when you can't separate 'cos the image but you can tell you being more distant and actually fake] Jimmy: [the next activity was trust falls and a blindfolded assault course which I think we should still do but we should do it different by saying they aren't allowed to work together for it cos bad eggs which they would hate despite the awks cos they both have trust issues and would be shamelessly jealous of the boy and girl the other is doing it with] Jimmy: [plus it makes more sense for the next bit cos in the OG they just went back on it later when nobody else was about and like he challenged her to do it better cos she was the blindfolded one I think and that's how she twisted her ankle which led to the fake injury but if they weren't allowed to do it together then it's more logical that all that would happen] Janis: [well done boo, fully approve] Jimmy: [yeah she was all like I could do it by myself I don't need you which can still be a thing but there's even more of a vibe this way] Janis: [a mood, lord knows who you're having to do this with first time around] Jimmy: [I think she should have to do it with Ben whoever he is for the lols] Janis: [oh ben, as long as your gf doesn't think it's her bra 'cos lmao] Jimmy: [we should give him Asia since they didn't do that project together this time] Janis: [she will probably drop you god speed] Jimmy: [we should say she does so Janis has to be all #concerned which is awks after what just happened] Janis: [after #caring for him] Janis: memorize that course before you do it Janis: no chance she knows left from right Jimmy: I ain't that thick, tah, I'll make her be the one to do it Janis: revenge, right Jimmy: you're alright, in well safe hands, you Janis: yeah, his girlfriend is neurotic, had practice Jimmy: safe hands til she gets hers on you then Janis: if I have to threaten to smack her too, I will Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Janis: just don't wanna be dropped on my arse like you Jimmy: I get it, ain't gonna be a soft landing Janis: just don't like looking like a twat Jimmy: you'll look well fit and mysterious in that blindfold, mate, TOTALLY on brand Janis: obvious kink but alright Jimmy: long as it ain't Ben's Jimmy: 🐇🔪🍳 Janis: if it is she'll be blind too tryna win back his attention, not concerned Jimmy: 👍 Janis: need some 🧊? Jimmy: can only give me the cold shoulder on your own time, Judith Janis: haha Jimmy: hang in there, baby Jimmy: 😂 so you don't 😭 Janis: be able to hide 'em behind the mask Janis: your 'look' makes sense now Jimmy: Busted Janis: 🤐 Jimmy: you're gonna keep my secret? SO romantic that Jimmy: my trust has been fully restored, like Janis: not very goals Janis: you crying all the time Jimmy: works for sir Jimmy: he's having one now Janis: Ben's very capable and we're all feeling a type of way about it Jimmy: Capable of getting you sent to sick bay in some weird accident they'll use to warn dickheads not to piss about on school trips Jimmy: won't dry my eyes so I look 💔 Janis: I get it, you're feeling sore Janis: 🍑hurt Jimmy: I get it, you're the only one who's allowed to make me feel like that Jimmy: you're alright, I'll fake that I ain't Jimmy: we'll still be #goals Janis: bit late for that Jimmy: 💪🏆 me Janis: not with that braindeadweight Jimmy: Challenge accepted, sweetheart Janis: unless the race is to first aid, you've got no chance Jimmy: that's you Jimmy: but Ill let you wear my 🥇 if you ask nicely Jimmy: 💕 Janis: 🙄 even less chance of that Jimmy: 💔🎻 Janis: poor boy Jimmy: Alright Mia, have you know I found loads of 💰 a bit ago Janis: shared it with me Janis: you ain't heard how the rich stay rich? Jimmy: I ain't afraid to pull my weight Jimmy: or teach you owt you don't know Jimmy: and you still ain't sorted out how to do cute so Janis: fuck off haven't I Jimmy: Have you? Jimmy: Don't count if you're using it on Ben Janis: not my fault they separated us Jimmy: how do you work that out? Janis: don't start again Janis: we both got in trouble that was the point Jimmy: Or what? You'll piss off with Ben to first aid Jimmy: crack on Janis: yeah, obviously Janis: this is stupid, you said you didn't care about getting in trouble, so don't moan at me now Jimmy: you said you didn't either so take your share of the blame, dickhead Jimmy: weren't being 😎🥇 on my own Janis: how am I not? Janis: you're trying to put it all on me for no reason Jimmy: nowt's your fault, you just said Jimmy: 😇 you Janis: that ain't what I said Jimmy: what I read Janis: whatever Janis: fact remains there's no time to be cute right now Jimmy: [does something cute to prove the point that there always is] Janis: go away Jimmy: 😘 Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: very cute Jimmy: you're right, you're smashing it Janis: there's no need Jimmy: don't sound like a cop out at all, that Janis: what, what do you want me to do Janis: because they chase around after boys, and that's sad, not goals Janis: I'm doing my part right Jimmy: nowt to get worked up about then, is there? Jimmy: sort yourself out, girl Janis: literally do one Jimmy: LITERALLY stop crying, meant to be on brand for me, not you Janis: [you need to ignore him gal] Jimmy: [take a time out Jimothy, we know why you're being a dickhead but it's still rude] Janis: [oh the drama] Jimmy: [do your best to get Asia round this course, we know it's gonna be a shitshow] Janis: [oh gal] Jimmy: [we should say they go back on their own when everyone's on lunch, it makes sense] Janis: [we gonna need to propose that but yes] Jimmy: [gotta be alone for that dramaaaaa] Janis: [wandering off 'cos cannot be bothered to do this lunch moment right now] Jimmy: ? Janis: can have a 🚽break, can't we Jimmy: long as you do it before so 💀👑 don't get her hopes up that you're joining the ranks Janis: don't need to, do I Janis: why you think she hates me Jimmy: I'm going for a 🚬 then, come find me if you wanna go in Janis: don't you need bed rest Jimmy: bit rude for a come on Jimmy: don't really get me going if you slag off my stamina Janis: it's a, let's not go in, plea, if anything Janis: say what you want for mine, I can't be arsed yet Janis: stressful enough training Ben for the past, however long Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: come have a 🚬 Janis: alright Jimmy: you not hungry? Janis: nah Janis: we eat loads Janis: 🍬🍫🍪 Jimmy: No need to go in then Janis: you can, if you are Janis: say I'm sick or sleeping or some other cute bollocks Jimmy: You're alright, already had my dose of ☠ Jimmy: wouldn't wanna 💀💀💀 without you by my side Janis: Obviously Janis: or in this dump Jimmy: unless it were on that assault course Jimmy: get everyone right in the shit Janis: good idea Janis: go back and I'll finish the job she half-arsed Jimmy: you admitting you ain't got me well trained either? Jimmy: nowt to worry about, I'll keep that secret with my dying breath Janis: didn't get chance, did I Jimmy: you're saying 💀💀💀 job done but if you were 🥇 I'd be in the safest hands going, wouldn't I? Janis: I could Janis: but maybe I want you to lay down in the dirt and 💀💀💀 Jimmy: Stop flirting with me Janis: you wish Jimmy: for 💀💀💀? Duh Janis: then go on then Janis: find a blindfold substitute Jimmy: always trying to get my clothes off, you Janis: maybe it makes you more interesting Jimmy: you waiting for me to disagree or what? Janis: dunno if bighead or 💔 Jimmy: while you're pissing about 🤔 I'm actually waiting for you here Janis: awh Janis: one of us has to, babe Janis: hold on Jimmy: funny and clever, fuck me, full package you are, girl Janis: DUH Janis: closest you're gonna get Janis: didn't know people as thick as Asia genuinely existed Jimmy: modest an' all Jimmy: her parents must be northern, giving her a name like that is a dead giveaway Janis: guess what her sisters are called Jimmy: Arabia and Altrincham, obvs Janis: truly not that far off Janis: America, another continent kinda, alright, then they realize they've run out so China Janis: 🎻 she'll have such a complex that one Jimmy: 💔 their last name ain't White Janis: 😏 Janis: [show up from wherever you've been freaking] Jimmy: [lights her a 🚬 cos she said she wanted one] Janis: [smoking that as we walk to this assault course] Jimmy: [keeping it casual and not at all awkward] Janis: [the vibe] Jimmy: [get to this assault course and immediately start messing about boy cos you're so 💪 obvs] Janis: [🙄 but using this 🚬 as an excuse to sit and 👀 on the low] Jimmy: [when you come and sit by her after a bit but that not close because you obviously are so unbothered] Janis: [shakes head 'stamina, who?'] Jimmy: [push her cos 1. oi 2. you have a go then] Janis: [gesturing to her cigarette like excuse me 'such a slave driver, you'] Jimmy: [takes it off her and takes a drag like well you've got no excuse now] Janis: [ugh-ing about it but going, without the blindfold moment first] Jimmy: [👀 shamelessly] Janis: [doing it backwards 'cos show-off like see, so easy] Jimmy: [such a sarcastic slow clap 'close your eyes and have a crack at it'] Janis: [🖕 'I remember being the one who did it well the first time, not you' ] Jimmy: ['weren't the fastest though, were you?' a fake sympathetic face cos at least Asia was one of the worst so like they fucked up the best #soreloserlogic] Janis: ['only because Sam and Lewis are so close they're like telepathic, not fair'] Jimmy: ['first place or nowt, baby' cos he's pretending that he's so fine with the nowt because Asia just to wind Janis up like she's yet again crying] Janis: ['for you, maybe' L on the forehead moment] Jimmy: ['don't need telepathy to know you're -' 💔 mime 'and they ain't about now, what's your next excuse gonna be?'] Janis: [just doing this like fuck you boy] Jimmy: [putting a timer on his phone and waving said phone at her] Janis: [that phone lowkey your enemy, so shaming you have to fall al soz about that] Jimmy: [when you're so genuinely scared that she might be hurt that you can't be a dick about it and literally rush over to help her up] Janis: [we are so fuming boy watch out] Jimmy: [just looking at her like ARE YOU OKAY TELL ME because very concerned] Janis: [when you're so stubborn and 😤 just hobbling away like no good day] Jimmy: [catching up to her easily obvs and trying to force her to lean on you for support/ go sit for a sec] Janis: ['I'm fine!'] Jimmy: ['stop being a dickhead, you'll fall again'] Janis: ['I wasn't being a dickhead, that's you'] Jimmy: ['you are now' helping her whether she likes it or not] Janis: ['don't talk to me'] Jimmy: [picks her up and takes her to where they were sitting before without saying a word of course and puts her leg up on him because you're meant to elevate it] Janis: [just grumbling about how ridiculous this is, but mostly to self] Jimmy: [just giving her time to calm down cos obvs he's gonna take her back but not til she's ready cos they might have to see people] Janis: [give you some time gal, then you just sat there pouting but not as seething] Jimmy: [taking her shoe off for her really gently because you don't know how much it hurts or not/if it's gonna swell up and you know she's not gonna tell you how bad it is or isn't] Janis: ['alright, perv' but we winced a bit so you know it does hurt some] Jimmy: [😏 but his 👀 are worried] Janis: ['at least I don't have to do any more activities' but low-key annoyed about that like why am I here lmao] Jimmy: ['they'd have to let me help you, if you insisted you did wanna do 'em' because same vibe as when they talked him back onto activities after they sent him to his room, we know what teachers be like 'could be very goals'] Janis: [shrugs 'guess so' leaning forward to inspect your foot yourself 'you just don't wanna be left alone with Asia'] Jimmy: [playfully nudges her but we all know it turns into that feelsy lean they do] Janis: [letting it be but you are the one to shrug him off 'it's not that bad' sighs 'no excuse to talk to Mia's dad, still'] Jimmy: [can't help a little genuine amused smile 'have to fake it's loads worse' when you're joking for the benefit of Mia's dad rn but that is what they're gonna do lol] Janis: ['why not? LOVE sympathy, like'] Jimmy: [gives her a look like are you serious or nah cos we could] Janis: [we thinking about the potential benefits here like hmm 'taking away attention for #2 has it's appeal, sure'] Jimmy: ['and I can do sympathy in a way you'll like' when that sounds way saucier than you meant it to] Janis: [lols like that is purely bants and such a horrific prospect you haven't even considered it at all seriously 'I won't like it, but they'd LOVE it, so it's worth doing'] Jimmy: [shrugs like that's what you meant anyway] Janis: [shrugs back like you suggested it don't get moody with me] Jimmy: [shakes his head because he's not and he doesn't wanna fight with her rn but then picks her back up and carries her away before she can potentially pick a fight, only stopping when they get back to be like gesturing with his head do you wanna go in the direction of the lunch room and put on a show IRL or the sickbay to put on a show via posts on socials or her room to do none of those things] Janis: [gesture for the sickbay, 'cos it's more dramatic and you still don't wanna go do the lunch room rn for all the reasons] Jimmy: [we taking her and getting her some ice with a playful look because of how she took the piss out of him saying he needed some earlier] Janis: [grump 😒] Jimmy: [when you can actually do the pouty lip kiss thing for the first time because we gotta do socials posts] Janis: [when that's too much of a mood] Jimmy: [we're all dying and wanting to die] Janis: [doing it again purely 'cos you mad, not so he has to do that again, nah] Jimmy: [does do it again though because that hook up was no time ago and we're very much not over it] Janis: [I highly doubt there's a nurse, just someone who comes to do your first aid then bounces so you know, get into it] Jimmy: [fully just having a makeout sesh that you literally have no excuse for] Janis: [we need to, tbh] Jimmy: [I'm loling because it reminds me of when Ali twisted her ankle going up the mountain cos she was so 😍 for Carly especially because of all the posts he's gonna do on socials to milk this, suck it Ella, nobody cares that you got 'hurt']] Janis: [lmao, it is like that, soz you can't regale us like a cringe mum 'cos not on them good terms currently even though you'd all be slightly better 'cos your mum really held it down for all y'all soooo, yeah not even Mia cares, HOW MUCH DOES THAT HURT] Jimmy: [at least Janis can let Jimothy do all the work posting cos you so injured babe and he can be busy with that so y'all don't hook up again] Jimmy: [though would make lol if you two went insta live from sick bay] Janis: [Q&A 'bout the situation lmao go off] Jimmy: [everyone has a million questions about your everything rn we know] Janis: [and we need to feel like we back on top of faking this, right] Jimmy: [mhmmm] Janis: [going through her phone beforehand to see if there's any burning Qs] Jimmy: [when you just chuck her yours cos cba and also got that trust™] Janis: [🙄 'you do your share of the work, yeah?' 😏] Jimmy: [🙄 but you hold your hand out for your phone back cos #whipped] Janis: [shakes head, shows him Ben's girlfriend popping off 'cos that bitch like LOL] Jimmy: [pats her on the back IRL like good job babe cos genuinely amused] Janis: ['gutted I ain't gonna get him without a fight, obviously'] Jimmy: ['if you can't take her on with one good leg, you don't deserve him'] Janis: [😲 'how dare you'] Jimmy: ['I dare 'cause I don't give a shit, remember' yeah okay Jimothy we know you're a rebel without a cause calm down 'nowt's too much trouble'] Janis: ['put it on your business card you now know how to make'] Jimmy: [😏 'nice bit of labour red font, and what do you know, colour of blood an' all, proper on brand that'] Janis: ['have to try again if you want to draw blood, bastard'] Jimmy: ['and you'll have to ask nicer if you want me to join your ranks, vampire girl'] Janis: ['think not, hot topic'] Jimmy: ['What the fuck is hot topic?' he's genuinely like ?] Janis: [😂 and not telling him like look it up and feel the burn on your own time, boy] Jimmy: [poking her which turns to tickling her like tell me] Janis: [shall never even if we reinjure ourselves rn] Jimmy: [casually a good place to start the stream though like oh are we live already oops we're just here living our best lives] Janis: [having a better time than all of y'all always] Jimmy: [making sure to lowkey be nursing her through this stream cos she's oh so injured and he's oh so attentive #hoesbejealous] Janis: [fight every instinct you have girl, pretend you loving it and be SO appreciative] Jimmy: [we making it look so casual like oh lemme prop your ankle up a little more, lemme get you another pillow for your head, lemme get you some water, no it's okay you answer this question brb] Janis: [#anatural because you raising your siblings that's the tea, LOVE to know how these questions are going] Jimmy: [that is the tea even if she's lowkey like why's he so good at this the weirdo #kinks] Jimmy: [but we know this is going brilliantly cos they are both funny fucks and bringing the chemistry] Janis: [yeah you have no idea beyond how he portrays himself as being so good at all this stuff and you can't question that without outing yourself so you shan't obvs] Janis: [probably a solid mix of bitchiness and perviness tbh] Jimmy: [when lunch can't last forever and you have to decide if you're going to whatever the afternoon activity is or if just he's going and she's staying there or you're staying together or what] Janis: [I say she better stay so it seems legit but you should go and pine sir] Jimmy: [not even fake we 👀 you boy] Janis: 🤞 you get teamed with someone with two braincells this time Jimmy: you'd have to cross more than that Jimmy: nowt but idiots about round here Janis: you and her are soulmates Janis: A* couple Jimmy: Tah, I'll get in her DMs and let her know you reckon so Janis: go for it Janis: honestly, probably the only thing that'll deter her Janis: inability to fuck me over 💔 Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Jimmy: Woe's you is the #mood over here, mate Jimmy: 🏆 for staying on brand Janis: so you're gonna fatally wound me and then take the piss? nah Jimmy: if I were gonna fatally wound you, you'd be 💀💀💀 Jimmy: didn't push you off or owt Janis: be nice to me to their faces at least Janis: story change so quick Jimmy: [does some extra post about how much he misses her etc] Jimmy: alright? Janis: 👍 Janis: 🏆 for staying on brand Jimmy: not a challenge for me Janis: so you keep saying Jimmy: meaning what? Janis: meaning I should ask you that Janis: they eat up that live Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Whatever Janis: next week or whenever you can pick someone else to do it with Jimmy: What are you on about? Janis: if you reckon I'm so shit at it Jimmy: I never said Janis: you say it all the time, boy Jimmy: steady on Jimmy: you did alright, there's nowt to get a mard on over Janis: whatever, like I said Jimmy: What? Janis: what? Janis: what are you doing, anyway? Jimmy: I'm asking you what's the matter, nowt else til you've answered that, like Janis: nothing's the matter Janis: just don't know why you have to talk to me like such a dick all the time Jimmy: I'm a dickhead Janis: yeah Jimmy: What do you want me to talk to you like? Janis: literally just like we both have a stake in this plan and that we're both doing shit about it, nothing more or less Jimmy: okay Janis: alright then Jimmy: I'm fed up of this bollocks, cover me Janis: 👍 no fucker is coming back here to check on me so Jimmy: just me if anyone @'s you Janis: yeah, sure Janis: no doubt assuming at this point, idiots, like you said Jimmy: I'd chuck 'em all 🏆🏆🏆🏆 for giving us such a hand but I'd be there ages Janis: generosity has to know some bounds Janis: or it'll just get weird Jimmy: right Janis: anyway, you need any more 🚬 Janis: got loads now Jimmy: don't you need 'em? Janis: nah, not a smoker Jimmy: I'll come pick up 'em when I do you then Janis: literally this time or Jimmy: can't get back on your own, delicate little lass like you who's walking wounded an' all Jimmy: what kind of fake boyfriend would I be Janis: ugh Janis: suppose so Jimmy: I get it, you're fed up of this bollocks yourself Jimmy: should've put 💰 on you not staying put in that bed for nowt Janis: you didn't wanna stay in bed either when they sent you out, if I recall Jimmy: I weren't in pain but alright Jimmy: you said no fucker's coming to check, come with me if you want Jimmy: I reckon I might 🔓 the teacher's rooms Janis: I'm putting it on, remember but 🤫 Janis: yeah? Jimmy: funny that, I were putting my 💔 on at getting sent out Jimmy: heard you were such an athlete, reckon you've got it in you to hop over and meet us or what? Janis: 😱 no way! you're SUCH a social butterfly though Janis: 🐇 on the brain, new boy Jimmy: 🦘🥊 Jimmy: so 💪🏆🥇 you Janis: don't need to compliment me, it was my idea, obviously coming Jimmy: How were it your idea? I just had it Janis: 'scuse you Jimmy: you Jimmy: nicking my 🥇💡 Janis: such a wind-up Jimmy: that's you an' all Janis: 😒 Janis: ignoring you Jimmy: be my #ultimategoals if any lass could Janis: if you talked more, they'd get over it faster, I reckon Jimmy: if they let me get a word in, I might do Janis: that's what they want, mute hot boyfriend Jimmy: 💔 for 'em that my brother's only a kid and got a fair shout not growing up to look like me Janis: you joke now Jimmy: do I? Janis: 🤡 Jimmy: don't forget the 🔪🩸 Janis: brother ain't got a yellow mac, has he Jimmy: did do when he were a bit younger Jimmy: and he loves pissing about with a bit of paper Jimmy: ain't hard to make a ⛵ Janis: just don't let him go out in a torrential downpour like a fucking idiot then Jimmy: he's scared of 🎈 any road and going fucking anywhere without me Jimmy: be alright Janis: cute or annoying? Jimmy: How would I know? Jimmy: obvs a shit judge of character if I'm not 😍😍🤤 for 💀👑 Janis: or you cba to deal with her for a bigger tip than the one you get as is Janis: replaces minions with some frequency so, reconsider, babe Jimmy: about as much chance getting a tip off her as she does getting me to put even the tip in her Jimmy: done a crazy ex, and she ain't rich enough to make me reconsider having another go at it Janis: that's not a 😍😍🤤 mental image Jimmy: soz Janis: should be Janis: what kind of fake boyfriend Jimmy: [shows up to help her on this very short stroll to where the teacher's rooms which he absolutely doesn't need to do cos he's that kind of fake bf] Janis: ['what do you reckon Mr. Lucas deemed essential for this trip?' we chatting and walking] Jimmy: ['Old school porn mags about virgin school girls' because we treating him as so old he can't work the internet] Janis: [shudders 'too real' he has been there since gen 2 so in their minds you that old lol] Jimmy: [nudges her but then does the OTT catching her thing like obvs she's gonna fall just from that cos so injured] Janis: [more of a push than a nudge 'cos perfectly capable, tah] Jimmy: [we all know you just wanna touch her boy but takes a dramatic step back like okay then cos she was probably leaning on him at least a little bit] Janis: [😒 but striding out like fine] Jimmy: [takes a 🚬 from behind his ear cos #mood] Janis: [making this injury so much worse than it needs to be is the #mood here for you] Jimmy: [when you offer her the 🚬 after a bit cos sharing is caring even though you have loads now and don't need to share remotely] Janis: ['downgrade noted' miming 💔 but taking it like 😏] Jimmy: [we know you just wanted the excuse of passing it back and forth to walk closer to her again instead of hanging back] Janis: ['bet Ms Burke has bare booze an' all'] Jimmy: [irl 🤞 cos what you found earlier is long gone and they've probably drunk what they confiscated off you if it was better than what they brought #tahIan] Janis: [coming through for the teachers at least] Jimmy: [and he will be annoyed Jimothy took it in the first place so mission accomplished there 'looks like she put a fair bit of it away, better crack on before there's nowt left' and picking her up like you're taking ages gal but shamelessly just wanna] Janis: ['you've got a blatant kink' when you meant to sound pisstakey but deny it's not a mood so you end up sounded flirty anyway] Jimmy: ['it's only blatant if you keep tweeting about it' because we've gotta bring it back to fake or we'll die/do something we shouldn't] Janis: [looks down at herself being carried, like, 👌 but drops it 'so you finally admit you don't do everything'] Jimmy: [looks at her ankle 'be the size of your head if I don't, gotta admit that, you'] Janis: [shrugs like it doesn't matter as if the only thing that keeps you sane isn't running and other exercise] Jimmy: [shrugs back like he doesn't know that, at least on some level cos how sporty you are] Janis: [jumping down literally as soon as you can 'cos awkward and looking at him like 'impress me then'] Jimmy: [automatically steadies her when she jumps down because such a big brother but then we're cracking onto this breaking and entering cos wouldn't be that hard it's not exactly state of the art] Janis: [we just gotta kick it open and deal with the fact they'll probably assume it's you two] Jimmy: [they both wanna get in trouble it's fine] Janis: [mhmm] Jimmy: [kill some time looking through all their shit lads] Jimmy: [I like to imagine you both pissing about with the ugly teacher clothes too] Janis: [100%, and dragging their lives based on even the flimsiest of evidence 'cos fuck the police] Jimmy: [when you're having such a lovely time you don't even drink yet cos you don't need to] Janis: [we need to fuck with Mr. Lucas' stuff the hardest like actually go too far, so that he will remember, 'cos any other teacher, even if they're like 'you'll be in trouble when we get back!' would forget after 3-weeks, but he needs to remember so we can be straight in that detention moment after] Jimmy: [10000% approve of that because he's gotta become their nemesis] Janis: [actually shady we not just joking fully here] Jimmy: [mhmm it'll give you something else to bond over cos you're casually becoming friends and falling in love during this bit which would be a fantastic montage] Janis: [true tea, we can always use detentions to our advantage so why not, it's community service lite] Jimmy: [is there anything else we wanna have happen before the activity time finishes and he carries her into dinner and gets her food for her and everyone dies about it?] Janis: [unless we're gonna hit 'em with another #moment] Jimmy: [you know I wanna cos I'm that bitch but is it too #risky?] Janis: [nah 'cos they can hear something/someone and have to literally bolt 'cos teachers room] Janis: [then she'll need carrying legit 'cos running is not the one rn but have to] Jimmy: [that's such a mood like it's the equivalent of running and handholding but even cuter bye, try not to die because you're so in love rn kids] Janis: [so we kissing and not getting a phone out before this, just so we remember] Jimmy: [cos god knows I might not be allowed to write it in tags 😒 but important q is who initiated it?] Janis: [hmm, can be her] Jimmy: [okay go have your coupley dinner moment lads, they can't stop you sitting together now she's an invalid] Janis: [make him feed you so then you can feed him in a suggestive manner, they'll literally be fuming and starving at that] Jimmy: [god bless, and thank god you can kiss as much as you want rn cos you'd be fuming you got interrupted] Janis: [and you can go some 'cos doing the most to be the most so enjoy that] Jimmy: [we know that's the mood you're in rn lads and the teachers are already sick of you so who cares if they're bothered] Janis: [or anyone else like who do either of you like, so fuck 'em] Jimmy: [and it lends itself nicely to the vibe of putting on a show for whichever of the flatwhites are in your room afterwards because that still needs to be a thing] Janis: [we can separate them for a bit before that if you want though?] Jimmy: [why not, amp up the tension and sexy mood a bit further lol] Janis: [my thoughts exactly] Jimmy: [like we know he's fake nursing her again but the #mood is a very different one to the cuteness of sick bay earlier so] Janis: [yeah, clearly it's a sit-down type activity so you can't insist you need to work together now] Jimmy: [I dread to think what boring bollocks] Janis: 💤 Jimmy: 😎🔨 Janis: 😶 🦷🦷🩸🩸🩸 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: you'd have more intrigue, I reckon Jimmy: work hard not to look my 45 years though, don't I? Janis: you haven't had enough fake compliments? Janis: yes, so youthful, not a day over 38 😘 Jimmy: just saying it might look less like I were hiding my crow's feet and more like I were keeping it to myself that a bird pulled 'em out Jimmy: and how am I gonna do 😍 with 🚫👀 Janis: have to 🖐 Jimmy: [signs some fake compliments at her which we know aren't that fake] Janis: not what I meant but even without 👀 you have a better chance than me of getting it right Jimmy: I know you meant 🖕 but it'd have the fans in an uproar, Jasmine, think on Janis: I meant feel faces, you dick, not so un-PC that I don't know the difference between 😎 and 🔇 tah Janis: I'm keeping it goals here Jimmy: [comes over and shamelessly touches her face and hair in such a suggestive manner like 1. you meant like this yeah, I'm just getting my practice in 2. I'm keeping it goals too] Janis: still 😍 Jimmy: There you go then Jimmy: crisis averted Janis: get the ✂️ Jimmy: [we casually sending her doodles of all the ways they could die rn, starring adorable cartoon JJ's] Janis: such a dreamer, you 💘 Jimmy: romantic was taken by you Janis: obviously Janis: ask anyone Jimmy: had the Q&A a bit ago, babe Jimmy: you hit your head an' all? Janis: who was funny taken by, like? Jimmy: Ben's missus Janis: true Janis: shame Ben has a head like a turnip or I'd break them up for real Jimmy: that'll be why I said it, don't lie to mine, do I? Jimmy: don't have to get with him to do that Jimmy: I'll crack on to his soon to be ex Janis: if you think 🏉 heads are better Jimmy: Tah for the head's up, I won't feel hers Janis: lowkey got braille going on Janis: but you don't fake owe me that Jimmy: be a right laugh Jimmy: why wouldn't I? Janis: make you her next victim, probably why not Jimmy: I get it, you wanna be the one to 💀💀💀 me Jimmy: Alright, Jules, I'll steer clear Janis: that's the deal Jimmy: 🖋🩸 Janis: tempting Janis: jazz up this project Jimmy: Hang on, I'll open up a vein for you Jimmy: what could be more #goals? Janis: next Q&A, babe Jimmy: 👌 Janis: torture kink confirmed for Lucas 😩 Jimmy: nowt we weren't in the know about ages ago Janis: this is bold though Jimmy: you could boldly go back to sick bay Jimmy: they don't know you didn't hit your head, and one that size the headache would be 💀💀💀 Janis: no more fun that, is it Janis: may as well be bored here Jimmy: Depends Janis: I checked, the meds are shit Jimmy: but what Ms Burke uses to self medicate weren't that bad Jimmy: no 🍾 like, but you'd be alright Janis: I'm not as 😢 as her Janis: trying to get me drunk is a choice though Jimmy: right little ☀ you Jimmy: I'm trying to stop you whinging Janis: 'cos you're loving life Jimmy: no dickhead is, that'd be the point Janis: so 🤐 like it's a me problem Jimmy: I never said it were Janis: you was whinging bout it Janis: your table well interesting, yeah? Jimmy: You've got an excuse to do one, someone'd stop me before I smacked my head into the desk enough times for 🤕 Jimmy: that were what I said, nowt else Jimmy: take it or don't, girl Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: I told you, I'd be bored regardless, we don't need to go over it again Jimmy: Alright, fucking hell, forget I said owt Janis: Gladly Jimmy: 👍 Janis: if you want a break from your duties, I'll go rest after Jimmy: if you wanna tell me to piss off, do it properly Janis: fuck off turning shit around on me Janis: you want me to go now, just ignore me, no one is going to call us out if we give it a rest for a hot sec Jimmy: just leave it out Janis: fine Jimmy: is it? Janis: yes, stop asking like that Jimmy: stop being a massive twat Janis: why bother Jimmy: I don't want you to go nowhere, alright? Janis: alright Janis: what is it then? Jimmy: What? Janis: wha's wrong? Jimmy: What's wrong with you? Janis: Charming Jimmy: right Janis: you just seem moodier than normal, weren't calling you a total weirdo freak, was I Jimmy: Dunno, I read lips not minds Janis: another tagline Jimmy: give me my 🏆 whenever Janis: you know you want it off sir harder Jimmy: Mia's already deemed that non-goals, can't be a goer Janis: 💔 Janis: get it now Jimmy: 🎻🎻😭 Janis: Baby Janis: can't handle 🥈 Jimmy: you'll get used to it Janis: forgot my question mark, whoops Jimmy: yeah yeah Jimmy: I'm 🥇 ask anyone Janis: I'm the prize, ask anyone Janis: being nice to you, dickhead Jimmy: I'd have to give 'em a smack if I did do, that kind of fake boyfriend Janis: well 'ard Jimmy: 💪🏆 Jimmy: be less bored an' all Janis: getting to slag me off? yeah, you love it Jimmy: Getting to defend your honour, dickhead Jimmy: I'm the only one who gets to slag you off that's what 💕 is Janis: 😏 Janis: sounds about right Jimmy: should've probably phrased it more 🤓 for the screenshot Janis: where's my poetry, dickhead Jimmy: Hang on Jimmy: [writes her something actually good cos #muse] Janis: you save that from your crazy ex? Janis: s'clever, actually Jimmy: Do you see any other lass' name ❌? Janis: just think you were trying to remember mine, tbf Jimmy: What is it again? Janis: not important Janis: just stick with a pet name that makes us wanna puke Jimmy: Hers don't begin with the right letter, always get that far, me Jimmy: [draws her a doodle of a the JJ love heart for the first time ever] Janis: [mking sure the whole table sees so subtly] Janis: she weren't willing to change it? Janis: part-timer Jimmy: weren't willing to 💍👰 her, that were her next one Janis: your ex is a child bride? Jimmy: grim up north, you've been told Janis: that is 'it's their culture we shouldn't judge???!' grim though Jimmy: like I said, nowt to do with me Jimmy: if it stops her shagging half the north it'll be a bit less grim that she were Jimmy: *than Janis: 😬🤐 Jimmy: *😐 Janis: did you break up 'cos you came here, or was it ages ago? Jimmy: Did you not clock how unbothered I were there? Janis: that's just your face all the time Jimmy: *😒 Jimmy: That's my face Janis: 😍 there he is Jimmy: [makes her a paper boat and puts it on her desk] Jimmy: next time it's 😭 you've got that to piss about with Janis: [Blows him a kiss] Janis: 🤤🥴 you want me to get my arm ripped off by a clown? hot Jimmy: [IRL 😍 because we will lose ourselves if we're too real rn] Jimmy: #kinkunlocked Jimmy: That mean you'll let me 🪓🦶 or what? Janis: that's why you want me bedbound, all adding up now Janis: currently, I'll take it, do your best to do your worst, or whatever Jimmy: 🛏⛓ Jimmy: 🎀 Jimmy: You alright? Janis: gonna take Helena's pills, then I will be Jimmy: What's wrong? Janis: feels like someone's 🪓🦶 from the inside out Jimmy: Fuck this, I'm taking you to your room Janis: You don't have to, seriously Jimmy: [does though and tells the teacher that's what he's doing like I dare you to stop me bitch] Janis: [not in a position to argue, just like 'that's what they're for, she's got a slipped disc or some bollocks'] Jimmy: [casually having a row with the teacher like we're going good day and they do go and he puts her on her bed so gently like the softest boy and goes to get said 💊 soz Helena but not soz Mia if you do get the blame for this after having those couple under your pillow and more ice and an ankle support or whatever from the shit first aid like brb] Jimmy: how many? Janis: [oh boy you so pure] Janis: take another 2, please Janis: then I'll have 1 for tomorrow too Jimmy: One sec Janis: sorry Jimmy: What for? Janis: all this nonsense Jimmy: it's nowt Jimmy: be a load of bollocks if you were just sat there in pain when we can sort it piss easy Janis: I can't believe I even hurt myself, it's so stupid Janis: but if she notices, I'll get her better, don't worry, like Jimmy: When she notices, I'll let her know it were 💀👑 don't you worry Janis: maybe she won't, might be emergencies only type of shit Jimmy: doubt she'd be here if it were that bad Jimmy: 💀💀💀 trap that assault course Janis: by the time you get back, I will have curled up in a ball and died, and that's only a self-drag so, don't start Jimmy: What if it's broken? Janis: my ankle? Janis: it ain't, I'm 99% sure Jimmy: that 1% is 💔 Jimmy: be 100% for me, like Janis: alright, I am Janis: there's no way I'd have this much movement still, it was running on it earlier, that's all Jimmy: [we back cos we hurrying, give her that pill and some water and tuck the other one in her pocket for later (always so intimate boy) and put the ice on, then we're just sitting on the floor close as we can so she can have the entirety of the bed which would be Grace's as a correction corner cos I doubt he carried her up the ladder] Janis: [oh yes, soz to kick you out your bed gal, make later even more awkward lols, just hiding your face under the covers 'thank you'] Jimmy: [the softest 'hey' ever as you uncover her face and gently touch it cos you're worried that like she's in so much pain it's making her feel sick or something] Janis: [it is just shame and that should be apparent on her face, such a pitiful pout moment 'I am not this bitch, I swear'] Jimmy: [just brushing his thumb over her bottom lip like no put that away please 'I know' cos they may not know each other but he knows that much thankfully] Janis: ['can you stay, for a bit?'] Jimmy: [makes himself comfy on the floor next to her as a yes] Janis: ['you can get in, just don't literally sit on it and we'll be fine'] Jimmy: [bites his lip in a worried and adorable manner cos wants her to be comfortable but obvs does get in] Janis: ['don't worry, if you come across all rapey, still got both fists and one good leg' but gets comfy on him like, jk, I trust you] Jimmy: [a genuine lil smile cos we still worried but we're also amused and feeling a bit better] Jimmy: ['still got your teeth an' all, well deadly weapon them' always gotta be a bit saucy with it even in times of struggle] Janis: ['that's a different scenario altogether, gotta be nice for that to happen'] Jimmy: [gives her a look like oi cos he has literally been so nice and draws a halo round his head like excuse you] Janis: ['yeah, you have, but not like- you don't wanna' shakes her head and does devil horns on her own] Jimmy: ['I wanna - no you don't even go there sir shut your mouth and change what you were gonna say 'make sure you're alright' like true but] Janis: ['I know' smiles a bit, to reassure him 'these tabs are good so I'll either pass out or have a good time in the hottest of secs so, win-win'] Jimmy: [shakes his head but in an affectionate way] Janis: ['sorry I can't share'] Jimmy: ['You're alright' shrugs 'We've still got Ms Burke's stash to split' lowkey very much the last thing on his mind rn but we're on brand] Janis: ['go get it then' let's not gal full 😈 energy, but actually holding him around the waist so he cannot go anywhere 'cos rather this, we know] Jimmy: [snuggles into her more than he was like shh shh naughty baby 'in a bit' but we're not going anywhere] Janis: [happy sigh] Jimmy: [just being soft and quiet and snuggly] Janis: [go to sleep or you'll get loopy gurl] Jimmy: [both sleeping til Grace bowls in like a loud bitch not realising they are aka a my sister move] Janis: [SHOOKETH] Jimmy: [at least he can ask her how's she feeling because he genuinely wants to know but it's also goals] Janis: [when you say 'so much better thanks to you' 'cos genuinely but then you do the LOOK so the fake lives on] Jimmy: [just asking her if he can get her anything cos genuinely but giving her a LOOK back in case she wants to take it in saucy direction, for the fakery ofc yep] Janis: [when you get to go 'you' and pull him down for a smooch 'cos excuse, thanks so much lol] Jimmy: [enjoy that lads cos we're all sleepy and in our emotions] Janis: [can't JUST start the show when the other flat whites come in, how unrealistic, no other reason we're snuggling so hard and telling him how good he is] Jimmy: [I like to imagine that Grace is getting ready to fuck off to one of their rooms to leave you to it when they descend because you know Mia knows you've been through her shit but can't prove it] Janis: [you and everyone else sweaty] Jimmy: [literally get over yourself babe, the only room they didn't do were their own, you ain't special and we're 'ignoring' y'all] Janis: [so hard, like not even saying hi 'cos just so injured and so concerned and also so into each other] Jimmy: [as far as y'all are concerned nobody's even there except for Grace cos she was impossible to ignore soz not soz ladies] Jimmy: [also he's ignoring his phone going off cos that full attention ™ would make them die] Janis: [when has a boy ever or when have you ever 'cos don't care about any lad that much we see you two 💀 Jimmy: [Pablo wouldn't and neither would you bitches, do love that it adds to your new boy mystery though Jimothy cos they don't know you're raising your siblings and your dad's a prick] Janis: ['do you need anything?' 'cos not that bitch, again, unlike you two] Jimmy: [shameless excuse for a make out that we're taking, sucks to suck gals] Janis: [when it's lowkey soft but still intense, compared to going the hardest for full effect 'cos that's actually more impactful rn] Jimmy: [I love that even though we know it'd make JJ die more, soz you two] Janis: [having to be all types of vulnerable rn] Jimmy: [#doitforthevine cos again when have any of the flatwhites been vulnerable with anyone] Janis: [try to stay alive] Jimmy: [at least whilst you're dying you're taking them down with you] Janis: ['I can probably get in my bed if you want yours back' 'cos where even are you all, just standing watching, need some privacy here lmao] Jimmy: [Grace would be like it's fine because has been trying to get them all to leave since they got there but nobody's listening lol] Janis: [get in that top bunk anyway 'cos like, not fine, your friends are crazy] Jimmy: [don't worry gal he'll help you] Janis: [at least now you can communicate 'cos can't straight up be peeping that hard, 👍 like ?] Jimmy: [just nods cos we're more worried about her ankle and checking on that not because this is such an intense situation rn nope nope] Janis: '[it's really fine now!' in the like OMG, you're SO precious tone they would use but also tryna be like actually though] Jimmy: [making her comfy af anyway because you're that kind of boy] Janis: ['get comfy with me'] Jimmy: [does and does a really loud happy sigh that we'll never know if it's real or fake] Janis: [saying sorry that he has to stay in with her and asking if he's so bored then loud whispering all the ways she gon' make it up to him] Jimmy: [saying back that he could never be bored with her and he wants to stay even though they're all here because true and kindly take the hint that you aren't taking from Grace ladies] Janis: [honestly, what do you want, you have two other rooms you could be in, it's so blatant lol] Jimmy: [maybe all his loud whispering about what he's gonna do to take care of her, in the sauciest manner he could ever mean that will make you leave but unlikely, we know Grace and Hollie are doing the most to be like LET'S GO but] Janis: [the lookiest of LOOKS honey, 'what are we waiting for then?' loud enough to be a warning like bitches go] Jimmy: [he's taking clothes off of her rn so you better leave there's another warning] Janis: [bra on your head or something equally as comical] Jimmy: [Grace is going so you've literally got no excuse to stay now Mia but you do have an excuse to sleep with that boy that Grace was flirting with cos you so mad] Janis: [sorry bra head] Jimmy: [I love ruining her life so much it gives me life, I also love that JJ are shamelessly gonna carry on for a bit just in case they come back cos of forgetting something cos actually wouldn't put that past Mia or Ella tbh] Janis: [very dedicated] Jimmy: [mhmm not at all that you really wanna do everything you said you were gonna do] Janis: [mhmmmmmmmmmmmm, not at all awkward when you have to stop 'cos realistically they gone] Jimmy: [at least you can finally check what was popping off on your phone in case Cass or Bobby need you] Janis: [yes, a must, as per you just kinda stuck but esp. with your ankle so just relish in that awkward] Jimmy: [I'm gonna say he has to facetime him cos they'd be signing anyway so all the secrets are safe] Jimmy: [but checking on the bae throughout like do you need me to get you anything because that bitch] Janis: [v handy actually, just watching but not in a creepy way just interested] Jimmy: [casually gonna be the longest phone call ever as poor Bobby misses him] Janis: [poor bobert, hop down for a wee or something gal give some space] Jimmy: [you know he's gonna help you automatically even if you could actually hop over] Janis: [taking a shower just to kill time, even though he's probably gonna be #concerned ] Jimmy: [he's gonna be 😒 at you gal] Janis: [hohaha] Jimmy: [don't actually slip over or anything though that's the last thing we need] Janis: [being careful if you aren't gonna come in and reprimand us it fine] Jimmy: [I wish you would boy but that's risky for other reasons] Janis: [we know, not that shameless or bold quite yet] Jimmy: [one day kids] Janis: [are shameless enough to come out in your towel like bonjour] Jimmy: [cue his grumpiness cos 1. #concerned 2. we know what she looks like] Janis: ['what?' like you kinda know but you know, play like you truly don't have a clue] Jimmy: ['what do you mean what?' he's fuming] Janis: ['I felt gross' bit rude like 'cos YOU'VE been all over me but probably groggy from the meds and just spending more time than you ever in a bed 'it's fine'] Jimmy: [😒 af because we've jumped to the conclusion that she is saying because of him and also he hates all that it's fine bollocks] Janis: ['come on' throwing her hair towel thing at him once she's done drying it 'I didn't fall'] Jimmy: [throws it back at her a little bit too hard cos we know the 3. I didn't write is that the fam stuff has also got to him, cos Ian is the worst] Janis: [is honestly like oh! but we dropping it with a shrug 'cos clearly about more than you, you aren't that bitch either, just carrying on getting PJs on etc like alright] Jimmy: [go to get her some water to give her some privacy to put clothes on and also to give her as a peace offering] Janis: [just like tah with a head nod] Jimmy: [he's going to the window to 🚬 cos can't leave in case someone sees him] Janis: ['how long did we nap?' literally no concept 'cos never sleeps that well tbh] Jimmy: ['just for a bit' cos realistically wouldn't have been an age 'go back to sleep if you want'] Janis: [shrugs like 'could do' 'cos lowkey evenings on school trips are this awkward like what we gonna do] Jimmy: [just smoking in silence in case she does wanna but then after a while is suddenly like 'come here' cos sees Mia going into that lad's room but doesn't know who's it is] Janis: [does and is 😏 and already tryna do a zoom shot but misses 'come on then' 'cos gotta be nosy and life ruin] Jimmy: [gets his hoodie which is now hers and puts it on for her first including a zip up moment because she only has pjs on and he doesn't want her to be cold] Janis: ['A*' 'cos all part of the performance obvs] Jimmy: [we just shrugging cos we got places to be spying, 100% has also set a timer to see how long she's in there for that shade though] Janis: [lmao, this poor random boy 'I reckon this is his first time, you know'] Jimmy: [visibly cringing cos imagine your first time being with Mia, it'd be bad enough sleeping with her any time] Janis: [nods like mhmm, 'cos on some level you think he's JUST cringing about first times] Jimmy: [when he probably would think about his first time with the ex and cringe some more] Janis: [pushing him like 'focus' as if this is v v serious sleuthing] Jimmy: [pushes her back like oi because always, unrelated kinda but I think we should say it starts raining for that #mood] Janis: [love rain baby] Jimmy: [puts her hood up for her as a shameless excuse to touch her hair] Janis: [when it's still damp from the shower so this makes you smile like okay boy] Jimmy: [smiling back automatically and it's a cute lil moment ™] Janis: [messing up his hair 'cos likewise] Jimmy: [we falling in love again, quick boy gather what evidence you can without having to witness anything gross] Janis: [or being seen by miss thang, not stalking you in return tah] Jimmy: [she wishes, oh snap though what if Mr Lucas sees them] Janis: [JJ or Mia and poor boy? Jimmy: [JJ because he hates them and it amuses me like why you lurking in the rain sir] Janis: [how sinister, absolutely] Jimmy: [we'll let you finish your mission first, he don't need to interrupt that] Janis: [but a good reason to separate you again] Janis: I've got an 💡 Jimmy: but is it🥇? Janis: some would even say 🔥 Jimmy: Go on Janis: what if we repurpose the website we made for the computer project Janis: upload the 📸 and 📹s Jimmy: Alright Janis: it's a good idea Janis: I don't mean now, I mean when she really deserves it Jimmy: you don't reckon she deserves it now? Janis: she always does, obvs Janis: but she can do worse Janis: and we can probably get more RECEIPTS to make it more 🔥 Jimmy: and you'll get a bigger 🏆 off me Janis: priorities Jimmy: that's your top one, yeah Janis: idk if that's even my fake top priority Jimmy: Oi, don't protest too much, girl Jimmy: you'll bring Bill's 👻 out Janis: don't threaten me with a good time Jimmy: 👻 can't threaten you with owt Janis: or just moving my shit slightly to one side Janis: throwing a few plates, fucking with the radiowaves Jimmy: I'd only have to get it for you if I did do Jimmy: and grab myself the 🧹 Janis: 1. rude, because it's both your fault that I'm an invalid and your fault that you keep treating me like one 2. stick it up your arse and you'll have two hands free 👌 Jimmy: 1. never said I weren't gonna keep putting the work in, just that there's no need to create loads of extra Jimmy: 2. another 💡🥇 you're on one today, Janet Jimmy: 3. Why's it alright for you to threaten me with a good time? Janis: 1. didn't say that either, you clearly love it so why complain? 2. all I do is 🏆 you need to pay closer attention 3. 'cos I know how to have one, OBVS Jimmy: 1. you reckon this is me putting a complaint in? Bit awkward that 2. when I ain't off the clock I'll be sure to crack on with that and owt else your heart desires, babe 3. You know how to have a 💡🥇 it ain't the same thing Janis: 1. don't have a special form for it or a manager so, now's your only chance 2. 🤮 3. yeah, would know, as I have 'em both Jimmy: Keep on and I might take it Jimmy: but as things go, I told you 😒 just my face Janis: love it, I already told you I know Janis: say no more Jimmy: 🤐 Janis: 🤤 Janis: genuine Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: fake Janis: 👍 for clearing that up Jimmy: 👍 for not having genuine 💔 about it Janis: 🙄 imagine Jimmy: you're alright, tah Jimmy: don't need any nightmare #inspo Janis: 🎻 Janis: it'd be your privilege Jimmy: would be 😭🎻🗭😱 that were what I just said Jimmy: it's my privilege to be off the clock for a bit Janis: sound like an old lag Janis: enjoy your freedom Jimmy: that'll be 'cause I am Jimmy: Helena's 💊 wore off yet or what? Janis: what you saying? Jimmy: you heard me say it Jimmy: are you alright or what? Janis: you're bad at taking a break Jimmy: It's pissing it down, it'd put my 🚬 out Jimmy: you might as well answer me Janis: not all breaks last 15 minutes and include two 🚬s, you know Janis: do anything your 💘 desires Jimmy: sounds fake, that Jimmy: and my 💘 desires your answer, dickhead Janis: I'm alright Janis: felt better earlier, obviously Janis: but not taking no more from her Jimmy: have a drink then, I left it there Janis: want me to roll it down after? Jimmy: it might float away Jimmy: keep it for now Janis: 👍 more for me Jimmy: Oi Janis: yes? Jimmy: leave my share alone, pisshead Janis: well demanding Jimmy: how'd you work that out? Janis: don't you want me to manage my pain? Jimmy: it were my idea Janis: exactly, now you're being stingy Janis: Ms Burke knows how much you need to really take the edge off Jimmy: half'll get the job done, lightweight like you Janis: not even true Jimmy: you're not alright then Janis: I meant I'm not a lightweight Jimmy: and I meant, it's a bigger edge that you're telling me if you need owt more than your half to see it off Jimmy: *than Janis: Only taking the piss Janis: I'll save your half Jimmy: are you? Janis: Alright ✔ taking the piss ✔ Janis: be all good by the time we leave, I reckon Jimmy: 👌 Janis: are you Janis: was on the phone ages earlier Jimmy: Alright ✔ taking the piss ❌ Jimmy: didn't realise you had a ⏲ going Janis: no need Janis: escaped and had a shower, 'nuff said Jimmy: you do take ages Janis: fuck off Janis: got a lot of hair, ain't I Jimmy: taking the piss ✔ Jimmy: you're alright, reckon my ex's 🚿⏲ could give Gracie a run for her 💰 Janis: probably 😭 in there then Jimmy: 💔 she can't fit the full orchestra in Janis: have to be minted for that Janis: how big does a bathroom have to be, anything more than a box with a bog in is a flex Jimmy: bet 💀👑's is MASSIVE Janis: which one? 💁 Jimmy: her personal one, duh Janis: play 🎾 whilst you 💩 Jimmy: play ♟ with human sized pieces while you 🤮 Janis: human pieces if you could get the bloody staff 😤 Jimmy: 😏 Janis: some dystopian shit that Jimmy: she looks like she's crawled out of a warzone or some bollocks Janis: very zombie Janis: NEVER eat all those 🧠 though, zombie on a diet Jimmy: cancer ward would do an' all but she'd be about the pity too much for me to sign off on that one Janis: ugh, she'd be infuriating if she had a terminal illness Jimmy: she has Jimmy: and it's spread to 💀#2 Janis: nah Janis: well part-time Jimmy: obvs, rich girls ain't got no need to do owt full time Janis: 'cept be a mummy, when the time is right Jimmy: nah, that's part time an' all if you can get the staff Jimmy: and keep your husband away from 'em Janis: face like 💀? good luck Janis: poor nanny would only have to look vaguely human Jimmy: she won't keep a lad long enough to 💍👰 Jimmy: have to 💰👶 Janis: wouldn't put fuck all past her Janis: 💰🤵 Janis: why not Jimmy: 🛏⛓🦶🏻🪓 Jimmy: bit weird how it came back round Janis: 🛑 to 🤐? Jimmy: nowt weird about that Janis: it is your kink Jimmy: it were you who were genuinely 🤤 about me shutting up a bit ago Janis: and it was you that 🛏⛓ Janis: phase one almost complete Jimmy: if it were, you wouldn't be pissing about going for 🚿s Janis: well soz I got away Jimmy: me an' all, obvs Janis: 💔 Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Janis: If you think of a kink that don't involve 🛏 you can hmu Jimmy: 🤯 Jimmy: I've got nowt else to offer you, soz Janis: damn Janis: guess I'll be taking loads of 🚿s Jimmy: don't give me a bell when you twist your other ankle then Janis: 🥺 Janis: what if Ben ain't as good at fetching me things Jimmy: that'll mean you ain't as good a trainer as you reckon Jimmy: but go on and give him them 👀 Janis: you're right Janis: that's ridiculous Janis: obviously I'm 🥇 Jimmy: There you go then Janis: it's been fake Janis: gotta dash Jimmy: 👍 Janis: I know, the 💔 is real Jimmy: I can't 😭 if you keep on Janis: performance anxiety Janis: cute Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: it's gonna take you ages to dash anywhere, you better crack on Janis: rude Janis: I'm great at 🦩 Jimmy: you are always 😳 Janis: *never Jimmy: never @ Ben Jimmy: you've got that right Janis: if Ben asked me to fake it an' all, I could Jimmy: duh Jimmy: nowt you wouldn't do for that lad Janis: not fake anal Janis: need to save something for the fake honeymoon, tah Jimmy: You're alright, it don't count for you god fearing paddys Janis: that's Ben's line Janis: not my pimp Jimmy: be knackering, well in demand, you Janis: thanks? Jimmy: I'll leave you to it then, mate Janis: night Jimmy: in a bit Janis: left your hoodie on your door Jimmy: it's yours Janis: it's not though Jimmy: is til we're done Jimmy: so unless you're 💔 me for Ben tonight, have it back Janis: I'll give it back tomorrow Janis: got plenty of hoodies that could be yours at home Jimmy: 👌 Janis: oh Janis: and I left the bottle Janis: grab that 'fore Ms Burke sniffs it back out Jimmy: you need a hand back? Janis: depends Jimmy: ? Janis: where that hand is taking me Jimmy: Depends Janis: I'm not getting back in fucking bed Janis: I'll get sores Jimmy: I'll flip you over Jimmy: 💪 me Jimmy: and I've got that 👻 rep to keep Janis: steady Janis: 😏 Janis: not gonna start a new rep being one of those lonely women who has paranormal orgasms Jimmy: I get it, no threat of a good time Jimmy: where do you wanna go then? Janis: mhmm Janis: after I ❌ out 🍑 stuff and everything, still tryna see it from the back Janis: I dunno, there has to be something less deadly than the assault course Janis: the lake? Jimmy: Alright Janis: I'm gonna go mental if I don't get out Jimmy: I said alright Jimmy: hang on Janis: finish whatever's keeping you busy Jimmy: [appears like a 👻] Janis: [faux 😱 for the horror movie moment] Jimmy: [passes her the bottle he's just taken a swig from automatically] Janis: [raises a brow 'cos had her half, clearly, but as clearly does not turn it down] Jimmy: [picks her up obviously] Janis: ['you know it's a way down there-' gestures in the general direction '-yeah?'] Jimmy: ['that'll be why you need carrying' cos he's like stop walking about ffs, such a worrier] Janis: [tuts 'go halves with you on that tab tomorrow at this rate, boy'] Jimmy: [such an OTT fake offended face to hide that he actually is] Janis: [pinches his cheeks and his biceps 'n'awh, you're good, just saying, don't try to come for me for your physio'] Jimmy: [pretends that he's gonna drop her cos she's messing about like don't come to me for yours] Janis: ['I'll drag you down with me' looking at the muddy ground and looking at him like, game if you are] Jimmy: [SUCH a LOOK] Janis: ['think of the photo op' trying to sound casual but not] Jimmy: [puts her down and gets his phone out, giving her the same kind of impress me then look that she gave him earlier when he broke into the teacher's rooms] Janis: [gets down, with however much difficulty, on her knees, then gets back up with the same and points at the mud like, see what I'm saying here, 'cos in PJs so lot of skin we could cover] Jimmy: [just looking at her like don't hurt yourself babe] Janis: [😒 'come on'] Jimmy: [comes over and smears mud on her 😒 face and you know it's meant to be in a pisstakey manner but it's just saucy] Janis: [gets her phone out so she can film the kiss she gives him to get that mud on his face] Jimmy: [not at all casual makeout sesh enusing] Janis: [pulling him down in the mud like you said you would] Jimmy: [so #into it whenever and wherever we know] Janis: [again, these pics such an after-thought immediately] Jimmy: [still gonna pull you into his lap though as an excuse to keep you in frame, no other reason at all] Janis: ['you like me here, yeah?' under the vague pretense we 📹 as per] Jimmy: [when you just nod because even though we're 'filming' you don't trust yourself not to say something you shouldn't] Janis: [shifts somehow closer so they're fully pressed together 'what about here?'] Jimmy: [a NOISE because it's the perfect answer for this 📹 but also real af] Janis: [a noise in return 'you're so fucking-'] Jimmy: ['you' and kissing her really hard before she can dispute it] Janis: [bye phone tbh] Jimmy: [you did better at pretending than I thought you would lads tbh] Janis: [well done for even bothering babe] Jimmy: [literally] Janis: [wouldn't have if you had a clue what he was thinking ever but there we go, as is the fake dating era of it all] Jimmy: [it's very much the same for him if it's any consolation gal] Janis: [it ain't for her but it is for us lmao] Jimmy: [we love it soz not soz] Janis: [this is v cinematic] Jimmy: [at least you'll have to get in the lake to get all this mud off so that'll be a #mood too] Janis: [don't get hypothermia though pls] Jimmy: [god it would be so cold I can't even imagine] Janis: [gonna need to snuggle it's the law] Jimmy: [yaaaas, can and will send him back for a duvet if necessary too] Janis: [your school is never being allowed back 'cos of you two lmao] Jimmy: [you're welcome kids of the future who won't have to do all this bollocks] Janis: [tbh] Jimmy: [gonna vote for more rain when they in the lake to make it even more cinematic] Janis: [hundo] Jimmy: [what a beautiful evening] Janis: [we out here in a romcom in all the ways] Jimmy: [mhmmm] Janis: [how we keeping this PG-13 bois] Jimmy: [realistically we might have to give you something else to pretend didn't happen lol] Janis: [mhmm agreed] Jimmy: [no stopping that mud moment if we're being real] Janis: [s'what I'm thinking] Jimmy: [what happens on this trip stays on this trip so we'll allow it] Janis: [deal with that later] Jimmy: [you lowkey both think there won't be a later and you'll just not have to deal because he's holding onto that false hope of leaving very hard and you aren't planning to string out this fake dating that long regardless] Janis: [imagine if he left lmao, just never seeing this boy you lost your v to like did it even happen] Jimmy: [I will not imagine that because how sad] Janis: [soz that ain't happening boy but not at all] Jimmy: [it all works out in the end, you're both welcome] Janis: [but for now, what are we doing] Jimmy: [you two should probably get some sleep if you ever get warm/stop snuggling post lake] Janis: [are we separating though?] Jimmy: [they'll sleep better if they're together so it depends how mean we wanna be] Janis: [how you vibing lads] Jimmy: [we could make a case for keeping your distance after all that romanticness but also saying fuck it if you've come this far] Janis: [hmmmmmmm, I'm saying she's down to say fuck it, like you don't need to chat about that either if you just do it] Jimmy: [his room or hers] Janis: [we've woke up in her room once so switch it up for that max coverage] Jimmy: [good idea boo] Janis: [crack on] Jimmy: [have your spoon and get some sleep, you must be knackered]

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Callista's Investiture

Callista spent twenty years awaiting the day she became the Wolf Pack Leader. Her investiture had come slowly, painfully, and under odd circumstances. Her current Pack Leader, Ruben, decided to retire from his leadership. Immortality surely slowed down the age process and the wear and tear on one's body, but the mind could whittle down to nothing, leaving one acting loco. She suspected his mind was wearing down, needing some much needed rest. Of course, she wasn't the only apprentice Ruben mentored, there was also Inja Hills. She'd have to battle it out for the leadership name, but whenever her and Inja sparred, Inja always came in second.

Right now, Callista stared at her reflection in the rose-gold vanity mirror with the old-fashioned lightbulbs that produced bright white light. Her handmaiden brushed a rose-gold brush through her fabulous, long, black ringlet curls getting the tangles out. With hair like Callista's, it tangled easier than normal straight hair. "Princessa, how would you like me to style your hair?" Asked her handmaiden.

"Abaigael, how about two braids with silver rope intertwined?" She suggested, holding up silver strings sparkling underneath the sheen of bright white light.

"Perfect. Your investiture should be taking place, soon, shouldn't it?" Abaigael quickly and gently began braiding her curls into the first braid.

Callista played with the gold strings, wrapping them around her small index fingers, and sighed as Abaigael styled her hair. "Maybe. Tomorrow night, me and Inja do our final assessment. Whoever passes the assessment, becomes the new Wolf Leader. Ruben has to decide officially if I'm worthy enough of getting crowned the Wolf Leader."

"You are most definitely worthy of the honor, Ruben must know of this."

"Thank you, Abaigael, but Ruben hasn't been quite interested in me in some time, and has taken to pleasantries with Inja." Callista sighed, observing the nimble way Abaigael braided the second of her two braids. The silver ropes intertwined with her curls, shined, glittering under the light, making her hair glow a little. She liked that very much. Traditionally, wolf natives wore white, silver, gold, or a dark blue rope amongst their dark hair to bring out the beauty of one's face or generally, their ability to lighten the usually dark features. Callista's mother instilled the tradition of wearing a light colored rope amongst her curls due to the darkness of her hair. Callista almost never wore her hair without a few strings of rope. She liked it best, anyway.

"Inja will most likely be the leader of the Golnessa Pack, Ruben is forming. I have no doubt he'd pick you to lead us here in

Richica." Said, a deep, masculine accented voice.

Appearing the vanity's mirror, was her large, but not incredibly tall brother. He stood above her about six or seven inches. His height wasn't very intimidating, though his stance and presence could make a grown man shiver in his boots. But not once has he ever given Callista any sense of trepidation. His dark, luscious black curls trailed down his chest and back without any styling or product. His eyes were large, wide, and light caramel brown. His nose too was a bit large, but fit his wide, face. Atop his black curls sat a golden, silver crown, sparkling without light hitting the gems that were engraved inside the silver-gold frame. "You do realize, Rolan, you are the King of Richica. If anyone's leading us, it is you." Callista turned around in her chair, laying an arm over the top.

Rolan rolled his pretty eyes. "We both are natural-born leaders and we will both lead."

"Mother would say differently." Callista muttered, bitterly.

Rolan sat on the edge of her four-poster bed, pushing aside the sheer blue curtains that draped over the sides. He caused wrinkles to come about into her heavy, silky sugar cookie yellow duvet. "You know it's true. Who's the one who rallied the pups in when they wouldn't listen to me?"

"Me."

"And who's the one who kept the pups under control during the Wolf Council Meetings and their parents were attending?"

"Me." Callista sighed, looking at her brother.

"Exactly. You're a better leader and a tougher enforcer than I'll ever be. The only reason, I can lead as well as I do with Richica is because I married Victorea's niece and she's incredible at solving and helping me navigate the obstacles and responsibilities of being a king."

"Misty has been taught by the best of the best. You've been learning from her customs and instilling them within yourself. It helped a great deal during the last of the wars." Callista waved to Abaigael to leave as she was done with her braiding and Callista had no need for her at the time. Abaigael bowed to King and Princess, scurrying away quickly to attend to other duties. Callista rose, and swiftly moved to stand in front of her brother as he leaned onto his elbows.

"I'm guessing the Wars showed how much I cared and would fight for my country, my wolves, my family." Rolan would've sounded smug, had he not possessed a sad tone.

"Precisely, you were meant for this, but to Ma, I am not meant for anything other than to be married off to the man of her choice and birth her grandchildren." Callista cued in an eyeroll. She highly doubted birthing children and marrying would be in her destiny's cards. She'd reject anyone who tried to marry her, being in love never appealed to her senses.

"Why can't parents allow their children to shape their own destinies and fall in love with their true love or true loves in wolf customs? I hope when my children come, they'll be free to choose who they are and who they love." Rolan shook his head and got up. "But you won't have to do as Ma says once Ruben chooses you to be his successor. She'll never be able to control you or your life again." He kissed her dark forehead, smiling. "I promise."

"You better hope he chooses me or I'm going beat you to a pulp." She chuckled as he departed the room.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he'll choose you."

Midnight's massive forepaw slammed heavily onto Sky's blue-gray chest, pinning her down. She growled, glancing up at the massive golden-yellow wolf leaping from the Great Rock down to where his apprentices had disturbed the debris. Vaguely aware of Sky's hindpaws scrabbling her flank unrelenting, Midnight spoke, unflinching as Paz, approached. His massive body slinking through the crowd of cowering wolves. He abruptly stopped at the dip's edge where Midnight overthrew Sky. "You can release Sky, Midnight." Paz said, in a deeply rich accented voice. His caramel-honey brown eyes blinking with appraisal and approval.

Midnight released Sky, growling, and leaped onto the solid grown. She sat on her haunches immediately. She observed Sky shaking off droplets of fine mud before she leaped onto the solid grown. Her yellow eyes glowering. "Well. How did we do?" Sky growled, not kindly.

"You should've done better and Midnight surprised me." Paz said, calmly, and met Midnight's humble gaze. "Midnight, you are cunning and calculating. I had never expected you to fight the way you have today. I am most pleased, and pleased to say, you have earned your new title as the Wolf Pack Leader."

Midnight blinked, astonished by the proclamation. She'd never expected Paz to tell her personally. She always presumed he'd tell the whole pack instead, let the surprise wash over her just like the praise and approval of her fellow pack members.

"You're kidding! What about me?" Sky shoved Midnight out of the way with a nasty growl. She faced Paz, the top of her mane rose up, spiking. She was shaking furiously and anger flooded her yellow eyes. "I deserved to be the Pack Leader, not her!"

Midnight drew her lips back in the beginnings of a snarl, but Paz flickered his golden ears warningly.

Paz gently ran a paw over Sky's blue-gray black tipped ears and gave her a swift, loving lick. "I've made my decision, my dear sister." He turned to face the wolf pack, that still remained in their spots, eagerly awaiting their new leader's announcement.

"Hear me now, my dearly wonderful and gorgeous pack, I have lead this pack since Sessian named me his successor many, many years ago. I have lead you through countless battles and three major wars, but my time as leader has come to an end." He leaped on the Great Rock, gazing out over his somber audience. All eyes were on him and no one whispered. He captured their attention greatly. Midnight hoped she'd capture their attention like he did, one day.

"I am proud to of lead you all, you have done me proud, and you've never failed me. I love you all with my heart, but as painful as this is, I know you'll love and loyally follow your new leader as you've done me." Paz beckoned Midnight to leap beside him on the Great Rock. "Please welcome Midnight as your new leader. I know she'll lead you as I have. She shows promise and her intelligence will serve you well." He said, as she settled beside him.

Murmurs and whispers passed around through the crowd and many stayed silent, unsure how to react to the news. Only one could protest to Paz's announcement, and that was Sky, but she said nothing and remained as silent as Midnight's mother was. Midnight grimaced at the hateful glare her mother gave Paz. At least I can rule without her influence and hateful attitude, Midnight thought, relieved.

"But before I officially give you all over to Midnight, I have another announcement." Paz waited for the audience conversations to die down, many ears perked up in anticipation to hear his new proclamation. "I have selected a good portion of you to set up a camp in the Golnessa Mountains, and it's come to my attention, the clan will need a leader and a name. I have decided Sky will lead the Wild Clan in Golnessa. I know she'll lead wonderfully and most of you know, she is deserving of a chance to make this clan succeed under her observant eye." If he were human, he'd of smiled at his sister, who looked about as astonished as Midnight felt.

"Are you sure?" Sky challenged, looking at the small group of clan members at the edge of the Wolf Pack. They each looked eagerly and calmly at their new leader. Surely, enough, they were happy to have her as their leader verses being leaderless. Midnight thought Paz did his sister right.

"I am positive, and I will be joining the Wild clan. I'd like to reside in the mountains for the rest of eternity." Paz nodded to Midnight, swiping his pink tongue over her black cheek, and leaped down onto the dusty ground. "Let us bow to our new leader as it is traditional." He howled, bowing his head to Midnight.

Following pursuit, the wolves bowed their heads, including Sky and her little clan. Midnight heaved her massive jet black body to her massive paws, lifted her head gracefully, and howled. Her howl echoing throughout the cove of trees, singing a song, and blessing her pack. She sounded strong, happy, and grateful.

A sudden chorus of howls and barks coursed though the audience, blessing her ears, and many were singing their praises, led by the one and only, Paz. Midnight met his caramel-honey eyes, seeing her dark reflection in the pupil, and howled once more.

"Let it be known, a new leader rules this pack."

Callista bid farewell to the Wild Clan and Inja. She stood on the grassy hill, behind the Richica border. Her dark eyes observing the small pack of wolves slink through the long grasses towards the snow, covered mountains bordering Nelessa. She knew the alliance between shapeshifter and wolf needed to be strong, and unbreakable. She though Ruben's idea of allying the wolves with the shapeshifters was bogus, but with explanation and love she came to the understanding, the alliance would harm no one and would in fact ensure safety of both the races and of course, the numbers would mean better battle outcomes. Their victories would come swifter and less casualties will result.

She had no objections allowing Inja to move into the mountains with the clan and keep peace between the wolves and shapeshifters to ensure their alliance's safety.

Beside her, Ruben, a short light brown skinned male with yellow eyes and white-gold curls stood. He told Inja, he'd catch up after he'd spoken privately with Callista. She agreed reluctantly to leave her brother behind. Nonetheless, she liked to have this last conversation with Ruben, for she may never see him again.

"You know Marvel plans to launch a Great Blood War?" Ruben inquired, hastily.

Callista knew Richica would suffer greatly under the wrath of the numerous demigods. Their numbers outweighed any race living on Legend's land. Many would die if Marvel had her way, but if all six races banded together, Marvel's plan would be unsuccessful and there'd be numerous casualties on her side. She'd be responsible for the end of her kingdom.

Callista suspected Ruben had concerns and that is why he abruptly brought up the question. "She can have a Great Blood War, but the wolves will not be on the loosing side." She turned, lifting her black skirts and faced Ruben.

Ruben rubbed his darkish hands together, they shook. "Many will die. You can't save us all. We are already a dying breed. We suffered great losses in the last war. If Marvel succeeds, she may end us for good." He looked thoroughly concerned. The safety and survival of the wolves needed to be ensured. Or he'll be devastatingly right.

"Not if I band together all seven of the races and that means including the Tigers."

"How will you convince Tigeress to consider fighting alongside her sworn enemies?" Ruben inquired, skeptically. "Or get involved in the affairs of a war she's never been apart of?"

"Tigeress can be persuaded. I just have to her an ultimatum or bribe her with something valuable. She is surely to come knocking at our door." Callista smiled, calmly.

"You better be right, or we'll definitely be done for."

"Ruben, I know I'm right, and if I can do this, you'll know. I'll send word to you once I have own the winning side and you'll know what I speak is true." Callista swathed Ruben into her embrace and held him for a few seconds. "But in the meantime, enjoy your rest and your new home. Go!"

She gave the chuckling Ruben a gentle push towards the mountains. "Goodbye, Cali."

"Goodbye, Ruby."

Callista's dark eyes trailed after him as he walked away. After a few minutes of watching him depart, she turned and proceeded to head back into the trees, but not before he called her name. "Callista!"

She glanced back at Ruben standing a good distance away. He was waving and smiling largely. "Thank you!" He shouted, then shifted into his golden-yellow massive wolf, Paz and ran down the rest of the hill at lightning speed. Callista chuckled, thinking he was so wonderful and deserved to live the next chapter of his life peacefully. Hopefully, he'd find a mate among the clan wolves, have a few pups, and raise them to be as great, loving, and caring as he was. She prayed he'd have the opportunity to do so.

She disappeared into the forest, knowing she'd never see Ruben Hills ever again, and wishing she'd known him better. He could have been her mate, the love of her life, if only she'd known what he truly wanted. Her.

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