hi... i'm feeling particularly hateful towards izaya rn and i found a few more of these bromides so i wanted to tl them so we can all make fun of him together<3
"I'm off to buy ingredients for hot pot.
When it comes to hot pot, nothing beats eating it in the dark...♪"
(Note: 闇鍋 is a type of hot pot that is actually eaten in the dark it's not just him being strange here (for once))
"Unhapppy birthday!
Shizu-chan!!
The most frightening day in all of history on Earth...
Here's to hoping this stupid event ends this year once and for all (^□^)
- Izaya (born May 4th ❤)"
"Hey. How are you? (^□^)/
A Shinjuku without me is surely pretty boring, huh?
There's bound to be a lot of interesting stuff happening in the future, so look forward to it ☆
- Orihara Izaya (°ε°)"
"Let's see... how can I mess with Shizu-chan today... ♪"
"Of course, you're coming as well.
I'm looking forward to it (^□^)"
This is the shikishi from Shizuo's birthday set back in 2011, but Izaya writes something here for his bday too and it's made my blood boil ever since I read it so I'll put it here too.
"Happy birthday, Shizu-chan. I hope you'll continue to amuse me. Hurry up and die (^□^)"
He's so irritating...
(Sidenote he is the only person here who doesn't write their name. I suppose he doesn't really need to tho lol...)
My translations aren't perfect and I'm still not very good at JP→ENG so it might sound a little unnatural in some spots but I hope I could convey the general tone and message. Izaya likes using kaomojis and symbols a lot in his messages which is... really cute... (balling my hand into a fist and grimacing really hard) Izaya gap moe is such a powerful thing.
Regardless that's all the bromides I can find atm. If I find any more I'll reblog this post and add translations for them as well! Of course if anyone else finds some as well I'd love to tl them too . ^_^ Thank you !!!!! :333
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the song “nothing worth loving isn’t askew” just makes me happy
also some actual ragapom art that includes the two in one page
holy s#%^
( edit: thank y’all for the 60 notes bro damn <3 )
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