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rory-multifandom-mess · 12 days

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My Thad Headcanons

Because I'm so totally autism about him, you have no IDEA

I took this from a fic I read, but Thad runs warm. By this I mean his cooling system likes to malfunction every now and then and he has to throw himself into a bunch of icepacks until it works again. If he overheats, he’ll shut down so it systems can cool down much like a phone would

He's self conscious about his sharp canines, but not in the sense that he’s constantly thinking about it. It’s more like a “if i look at myself in the mirror and see my smile, I’m going to remember they’re there and be like ‘oh. that’s not right.’” Because of his insecurity with his sharp teeth, he refuses to go to the dentist

The fact Uzi had a crush on him before meeting N absolutely flew over his head (he’s stupid)

He likes girls AND boys

Ever since the fight with J and V in the pilot, he coughs up oil on occasion. Basically; Worker Drones are stupid and don’t know anything about their own anatomy, so instead of trying to fix the internal damage, they just welded his wounds closed, so now he’s just perpetually internally bleeding

He heals pretty quickly and has a high pain tolerance (entirely because he’s a sports player, and also he heals quick because of the fact he runs warm)

Sometimes he’ll get nightmares about the attack with V and J and also when Solver yonk’d his ass in episode 2. These fucked him up for a little while after and he couldn’t sleep very well, but they’re not as big of a problem anymore

His room is usually surprisingly neat and full of trophies and medals and other various sports memorabilia

Gets really competitive during football matches, but has really good sportsmanship <3 like he’ll be screaming shit during the match and then he’ll lose and to the other team he’s like “good job guys you absolutely rocked it out there, but we’ll beat you next time i’m sure of it >:)” he likes a lil friendly competition

Thad and Lizzy are twins but he’s younger than her by like 2 minutes. She teases him for this. In retaliation, he teases her because he’s taller (by 1 inch)

Sometimes they get in trouble for ‘bullying” each other, but every time they do, Lizzy just says “Siblings are fair game!” and Thad nods

I think he says “no problemo” a lot. He also says other silly phrases like "Okie Dokie Artichokie" and calling things "Rad" and ironically saying" tubular." Lizzy says "This isn't the 80's" and then he responds with "Well the 80s were sick as heck dude so I don't care"

He's a morning person

Listens to highly energetic songs without paying attention to the lyrics, so he’ll listen to the most like. Innapropriate songs without even realizing it just because they’re bops

Gets dating advice from Ron (the drone at the door from episode 2 for those who forget the bg characters)

Yk how people will throw food like popcorn into the air and then catch it in their mouths? yeah he’s really good at that

Sometimes when he can’t sleep he goes out and plays basketball by himself. tires him out so he can eep

Has a nice singing voice, but he doesn’t think he does (i’m projecting)

He doesn’t like to swear, but sometimes jokingly says “I will swear word at you” to his friends

If he’s holding something, he’ll start idly just flip it in the air and catch it over and over. subconsciously too, he just does that

He also plays Soccer and Basketball

Sometimes when someone grabs him unexpectedly, he’ll flinch a little (thanks solver). This usually only happens if he’s been spacing out or doesn’t see the person who grabbed him at first

Chill until someone messes with Lizzy. Then he will fight. Though she’s one of the popular girls so it doesn’t happen often

Weak to flirting; he gets flustered easily. Yet he’s a total flirt when he likes someone and is comfortable enough around them

I like to think Thad gets hurt a lot because he’s a fucking football player and usually he doesn’t get it fixed because it’s normal, but Lizzy and/or Uzi will yell at him to get it fixed because it could fuck with the strength of his casing

One time Thad said “Bite me” to Uzi and she just looked at him like a smug cat while he had a moment

Sometimes he’ll try to hide in his collar when he’s flustered (it never works)

He, Lizzy, and Doll were a trio of best friends (Until Doll's Solver infection started getting really bad and began distancing herself from the other two)

#murder drones #murder drones thad #md thad #thad #thad headcanons #murder drones headcanons #md headanons #headcanons #uzi doorman #murder drones lizzy #murder drones doll #serial designation n #serial designation v #serial designation j #murder drones solver

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melverie · 6 months

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Okay, but you guys do realize that the reason Mephisto behaves the way he does is because he has been raised with the intent of only being beneficial to the future demon king and nothing else, right?

(Buckle up because this is going to be a loooonnngggg post)

Mephisto comes from a family that has been serving the royal family for ages. He mentions multiple times that his family has always acted as their knights, their advisors and their protectors to them, and it won't be any different with him. It shouldn't be any different with him. Being beneficial to Diavolo has literally been decided to be the very meaning of his life even before he was born. He's been forced into the role and he's following it to a T because he's never known anything else, and because he can't afford to lose that. Without it, what else is left of him? What worth does he hold other than being essentially a tool for Diavolo?

And then the brothers fall and suddenly his position is at risk. Lucifer and Diavolo have already gotten along fairly well back when Lucifer was still an angel. Both Diavolo and Lucifer (as well as several others) mention that they go way back in their Nightbringer homescreen dialogues, and we see them having mutual respect by the end of the 'The Glory Days' Devilgram in the original game. Mephisto and Diavolo meanwhile might be childhood friends, but here's the thing

Diavolo wants a friend. A real friend. Someone that genuinely appreciates him for who he is as a person instead of focusing on his status as the future demon king. And that's something Lucifer can give him. They often hang out for the sake of it (apparently even eating dinner at Ristorante Six together regularly), they regularly engage in lighthearted banter, and Lucifer isn't afraid to give Diavolo his honest opinion

But that's not really the case with Mephisto...? He was never meant to be on equal footing with Diavolo; Diavolo even calls him "mini-Barbatos" at one point. He is literally still calling him 'Lord Diavolo' all the time, requests to speak his honest opinion first and waits for Diavolo to allow him to do so before actually giving it. That's why Mephisto keeps pushing down his own feelings and keeps showering Diavolo in praise any opportunity he gets while he adjusts every aspect of life to be beneficial to Diavolo in a way. Sure, he might be popular, but as long as Diavolo doesn't want him to get married he doesn't even waste a thought about relationships. He might have no real interest in journalism, but of course he'll take over RAD's Newspaper Club. After all, Diavolo asked him to! He's part of the House of Lords because as the future king's right-hand man that just makes sense. He was always just meant to be a tool for the crown prince to use, so he doesn't know how to treat Diavolo as anything but. He was literally groomed to be dispensable, so he's obviously going to act like it

And that's also where Mephisto's dislike for Lucifer stems from—he can only watch as Lucifer slowly grows closer and closer to Diavolo, and threatens to take the role that was always made up to be his. And so Mephisto keeps challenging Lucifer over and over again, trying to sabotage their friendship any way he can in hopes of winning back his position as the crown prince's right-hand man

That obviously doesn't make the way he treats Lucifer (and the rest of the brothers!) right. Lucifer isn't responsible for any of this, and blaming him for it is misguided. But it still doesn't change the fact that Mephisto has the right to be hurt at the situation at hand. His entire purpose of existence is just being ripped away from him right before his eyes and all he can do is watch. That must hurt. Especially when your entire familiy's purpose has been to serve the royal family, and you are the first one to lose that

Also, I feel like something else we need to talk about is how his fight only ever really seems to be with the brothers, especially Lucifer? Again, part of the reason is the entire Diavolo situation, sure, but I feel like it also has to do with the situation in the Devildom at large? I already vaguely talked about this in a different context a few months back, but ever since the brothers have been cast out of the Celestial Realm and arrived in the Devildom, the entire situation has just been super unstable. We as a player have a unique perspective on the events because we only have a limited outsider view to on the actual politics going on the the Devildom, while also being aware how things will play out in the future. We know that ultimately letting the brothers stay is the right choice, but that's not the way a regular denizen who has to live through all this sees it. I mean, just the way Mephisto describes the brothers really puts things into perspective:

The entire realm is super destabilized, they just semi-lost their current king, and there have been multiple very real threats of war—first when the Devildom took the brothers in in the first place, then when "Raphael" showed up and told the brothers to return, and Lucifer rightfully points out to (a comatose) MC that they are bound to go to war should the Celestial Realm ever find out that Diavolo turned Lilith into a human. There's just a lot of tension in the air, and the brothers—extremly powerful as both angels and demons—seem to be at the root of most of it in one way or another. From a the House of Lords' perspective, it makes sense to want the brothers gone, same goes for a denizens perspective. And while it is a delicate situation all around that can't just be blamed on the brothers, it makes sense for Mephisto to also see them at the center of it all. Again, that doesn't make the brothers' treatment right, but it's at least understandable given the circumstances

On a side note, when discussing his beliefs, I think it's also important to remember that he to this day is incredibly sheltered. He just accepts all this as normal because to him it is normal, but as we've seen in lesson 31 hard mode Thirteen was so shocked by his views that she immediately decided to drop everything and play therapist for him (absolute Queen for not just blaming it on him btw 💖). I know this was just a throw-away line, but this paired with him basically excisting to serve Diavolo already says so much about his character:

And with everyone else he seems to be generally pleasent? I mean, he says he doesn't want anything to do with angels or humans, and yet he risks getting injured in order to save Luke from falling. Yet he actively seeks out MC to solve one of the 666 Mysteries of RAD together with them, and saves them from tumbling on the floor because "anyone else would have done the same" (they wouldn't have. The season 1 brothers would have laughed straight in MC's face). He literally complained to Thirteen about how he was just about to go home and how he doesn't have time for her, yet diligently carries all her things for her as rain is pouring down on him. His actions always end up betraying his words

Also he has a massive sweet tooth which alings perfectly with one of the headcanons I had for months and is RAD's local horse girl so we stan! <3

-> more character & relationship analyses -> masterlist

#i'm in desperate need of several character analyses for the entire cast and if i can't find any i'll write them myself #anyway if you stumble across any character analyses could you tag me? thank you <3 #him saying he has no interest in persuing journalism is from the 'lead on mephisto!' devilgram btw #which i don't have so i unfortunately couldn't share a screenshot of it #anyway THE PROMISED MEPHISTO POST #I'M FINALLY SCREAMING ABOUT HIM WUUUUHHH #post is looonnnngg so i decided to add some screenshots to make it look less like a pure wall of text #which is also why it ended up taking longer than promised to post it i'm sorry^^;#i actually wrote a lot more but i had to cut a lot of things because it just didn't flow well #NEXT UP: another solomon mega post #obey me #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me mephistopheles #obey me analysis #obey me character analysis #;mel's analyses

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666writingcafe · 7 months

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RAD TV

Ran by the Newspaper Club and aired on Friday mornings

Mephistopheles: Good morning, everyone, and welcome to RAD TV. Our top story involves the first round of predictions for the bloody moon contest.

Rogmen: As you all know, this year Lord Diavolo has decided to allow our exchange students to participate. Some welcome the change, while others wonder why he would do such a thing.

Mephistopheles: However, we are not here to debate Lord Diavolo's decision, but rather to report the current standings of the contest.

A List of Standings Pops Up On the Screen

Rogmen: As usual, Lord Diavolo has the top spot with Lucifer and Barbatos following closely behind.

Mephistopheles: I've always wondered how Barbatos places so high on these things, considering he usually keeps to himself.

Rogmen: He's quite popular among royalty and fellow servants.

Mephistopheles: I see. Anyway, our number four spot is occupied by...MC?

Rogmen: I'm not surprised. A lot of people have been talking about them. Their honesty draws them in.

Mephistopheles: I understand that, but they're still rather new to the Devildom, while someone like Solomon has been coming in and out for years.

Rogmen: And yet Solomon wasn't the one who turned you into a stuttering mess after a certain speechcraft exam, now was he?

Mephistopheles: *blushes* That is not pertinent to this conversation.

Rogmen: *smirks* Anyway, Asmodeus and Leviathan are tied for fifth, Simeon is sitting at seventh, Satan's eighth, Beelzebub's ninth, and my fellow news anchor rounds out the top ten.

Mephistopheles: Only because Mammon isn't allowed to participate this year.

Rogmen: But he is this year's official bookie.

Mephistopheles: Why am I not surprised? Does Lucifer know about this?

Rogmen: Well, if he didn't, he does now.

Mephistopheles: See you up amongst the rafters, Mammon.

Rogmen: Speaking of Solomon, he's only a couple spots above last place. Guess people are growing tired of his antics.

Mephistopheles: I really don't know what goes through his brain sometimes. I mean, he thinks his cooking is a work of art.

Rogmen: I feel bad for the angels.

Mephistopheles: And that does it for our current bloody moon standings. Our next story--*puts his hand on his earpiece*

Rogmen: Everything alright, Mephisto?

Mephistopheles: I just received breaking news.

Rogmen: About...?

Mephistopheles: Asmodeus has just announced on social media that he's dropping out of the bloody moon competition.

Rogmen: What? He's usually all over these popularity contests.

Mephistopheles: He's uploaded a video on his story explaining why. Play the clip.

Asmodeus: Hi, my lovely people! I'm currently watching this week's RAD TV, and after seeing the first round of preliminary results, I have decided to no longer participate in the bloody moon contest. Before anyone spreads rumors that I'm upset about tying with Levi for fifth place, I want everyone to know that I am doing this because I believe that this year there is someone more worthy than I am of winning. So, instead of competing, I will be actively supporting MC and encourage you all to do the same. As always, I hope everyone has a fantastic day!

Rogmen: Did someone kidnap Asmo and replace him with a clone? Or is he just messing with everyone?

Mephistopheles: I think he's being serious.

Rogmen: If that's the case, then MC's about to see a huge increase in their numbers. Asmo has millions of followers across all of his social media platforms, and quite a number of them will do whatever he says.

Mephistopheles: I just hope that he told MC his plan before making that announcement, although knowing him, he didn't and instead acted impulsively.

Rogmen: Only one way to find out.

Mephistopheles: That does it for this installment of RAD TV. Make sure to be on the lookout for an exclusive interview with MC in our daily newspaper.

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me lord diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #obey me mephistopheles #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me brothers #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me boys #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub

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findafight · 1 day

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The "Robin would never date Steve's ex who broke his heart" take is FUCKING stupid for a lot of reasons.

First of off, the autonomy you're taking out of Robin with this.

Like she's not Steve's sidekick, she's not his yes man, she's an indepent girl who should be free to date any girl she wants.

She would never let her friendship with him ostacolate her love life.

Why the fuck she should do that?!

No one would.

And also, Steve is actually the one who hurt Nancy the most (slut Nancy Wheeler).

And if you think for a second that Robin would ever take Steve's side, then you're wrong.

Just stop centering everything around Steve, and stop reducing Robin to be just his sidekick, 'cause she's FUCKING not.

Hi! So. Pretty sure you found the most recent post I made (on April 6th) tagged anti rnce (and ONLY anti rnce. Not even stranger things. Just anti rnce and my personal original text post tag and a quip about choosing violence. So clearly if that’s how you got here you chose to not just send a post you disagreed with to your friends to rant about but came into my inbox and tried to start shit)And if you didn’t I truly don’t get how you, clearly a rnce fan, found me.

I’m going to be honest. Neither of us are going to change each other’s minds. I don’t like rnce for a lot of reasons, from i just don’t see a romantic spark there to a lot of the shippers being kinda shitty. I don’t care what you ship, really, just that. Claiming it’s canon or should be canon endgame etc gets annoying. And that a lot of the times the way I’ve seen the relationship portrayed (because, contrary to possibly popular belief, I have actually tried to read some fics for them. It’s also such a commonly untagged side or background pairing that I am subjected to it like that often as well) there’s so often weird terf or radfem red flags and alarm bells going off. I’ve seen someone harassed by rnce shippers for calling them out and then those shippers loudly regurgitating terf talking points like it’s fucking funny. I know all fandoms and ships have bad eggs but holy shit.

There’s been a few posts about how for some reason rnce fans try to portray people who don’t like it as making Robin Steve’s sidekick, when really we are acknowledging the facets of her characterization other than her lesbianism. Just because she likes girls doesn’t mean that’s the only thing that matters to her!

Yes, Robin liking girls is part of who she is, it influences how she acts and what she talks about, but it’s not the ONLY thing about her. She likes old movies, she enjoys pop and new wave music, she does her make up in her best friend’s car, she forgot to mention she never learned to drive because he forgot to ask if she could, she thinks combining into a super being with said best friend would possibly solve most of their problems.

Robin is a character who makes her own choices! She chooses to butt in at scoops, chooses to stay with Steve in the bunker to hold off the Russians, chooses to tell him her deepest secret, chooses to apply for jobs with Steve once they heal from the mall, chooses to spend a lot of time with him! And that’s rad. It gives us insight on who she is!

Whenever I’ve written or talked about Robin choosing not to date Nancy, I’ve always made it perfectly clear that it is Robin’s choice. Because given what we see of her in two seasons, Robin is loyal, and greatly values her friendship with Steve. Like. Regardless of how Steve feels about it, and I do think of Robin was legitimately interested in Nancy and Steve thought she had a chance, he’d encourage her to go for it. (Steve isn’t blindly encouraging Robin to hit on Vickie. He has high suspicions that Vickie is queer in some way too! She likes boobies!) I think Robin would think twice about it just because how much she encouraged stancy to get back together in s4.

Honestly, it makes me sad seeing how many times “why would robin choose her best friend’s feelings over getting a gf” is said because like. I value my friends’ feelings all the time. If I thought something I was doing was or would hurt them, I would reevaluate. Why WOULDNT Robin consider her best friend’s feelings? The first person she ever came out to? Who made her feel safe and accepted? Who made her laugh when she felt most vulnerable? Who she encouraged to get back with his ex? Romance is not a level up from friendship, it is not the endgame of life, it is not superior to any other relationship type. Treating friendships as less important to romance is something to reconsider and reevaluate.

Your last point. Anon, who is centring Steve now? Sure. He fucked up in s1. Literally no one denies that. He fucked up and he worked to make things right. He cleaned up the graffiti, he went to apologize to Jonathan, and he presumably apologized to Nancy, because she decided to date him for eleven months after that. I highly doubt there wasn’t heavy gossip about the graffiti or their breakup/makeup. I do agree that before Tina’s party Steve wasn’t helping Nancy as much as he could have, but Nancy wasn’t communicating to him either. They weren’t in the right place for each other. If we consider the alley the breakup, how is that not still breaking his heart? Yes Nancy was on a noble crusade, but it still had collateral damage. It’s something interesting about her character!

Robin wouldn’t be on board with the graffiti. But like. Steve’s changed and apologized since then. And She wasn’t there? She’s just here for the aftermath of Steve’s reignited feelings for Nancy. Idk. Both Steve and Nancy hurt each other in s1/2. It’s not a Steve v Nancy thing? It’s just an acknowledgment that of the two, Robin is closer to Steve. She’s more likely to consider him. She’s not omniscient to everything that happened or the persons feelings and reasons for doing it.

I’m sorry you don’t think friendship has an equal or greater value than some romantic relationship, it must suck. I also hope you find better things to do than to come to someone’s inbox and try to start something over a ship you like that they don’t.

#anti ronance #I censored it in my answer but anon didn’t so it might show up in the search #but not in the tag #findaanswers #listen. just get out of here #if you think I’m a stupid idiot then block and move on #but you clearly came here from somewhere looking at stuff to be mad at because I always make sure to tag #also everyone ignores that Steve has CURRENT FEELINGS for Nancy that ROBIN ENCOURAGED

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 5 months

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the poor Unpopular dudes-Asmodeus

dark times for Asmo fans and a crime against humanity, my wife did not deserve to be the least popular

this has 597 words

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because the RAD Newspaper held a popularity contest that was rigged you tried to do one of your own, it was just you using Magic to get a piece of paper with the name of all the important people in the Devildom on it which would return on it´s own after somebody answered it, but the results were concerning to say the least…

you don´t know how it could have happened but Asmo managed to place dead last even Solomon was more popular than him and the majority of the people who answered were Demons so that´s bad but as long as Asmo doesn´t learn about what you did and the results everything will go as normal

“why did I have to learn about this through rumors!?” … okay now your fucked Asmo might have heard about it but maybe you can lie your way out of it “how come I the most beautiful Demon of all am dead last!” he threw up his hands “even Solomon is higher up than me, Solomon of all people!” yeah you can´t lie your way out of that one, he knows everything and is pissed

“okay but how about it being rigged?” he glared at you and you never thought you would see so much malice on his face, I mean you did see this look before but you never thought it would ever be directed at you “if it was rigged I´m going to kill you” yeah this did not work like you hoped it would

“okay it wasn´t rigged but maybe the Demons that love you just didn´t get it” it looks like his mood just got worse because his glare got even worse “everybody loves me! everybody does!” you slowly moved towards him when he was still ranting “I´m the most beautiful of all how could I not only lose but be dead last!?” you patted his back and hope he won´t go off on you next or accidentally hit you, at least you hope it will be an accident if not there will be blood

it seems like he calmed down because now he just looks sad about it, maybe even a bit insecure and no matter how foreign the words Asmo and insecure sound at first it happens pretty often actually

“do you think I´m the prettiest Demon of all?” even if he didn´t look like a kicked puppy you would have said yes but this just would have made saying no impossible “of course you are Asmo, if you want we can count again and see what I missed” he shook his head and just got up dragging you with him “we are going shopping now” he was holding your wrist in an iron grip, rather useless because you allow yourself to get dragged around by him “and you” he bopped you on the nose “are going with me I want no if´s or but´s and you won´t get a choice”

“I mean I suppose today is a day were I´ll allow it”

“yay! we are going to get so many cute outfits for you” and just as fast as his bad mood appeared it was gone again, though you suppose it´s a good thing a sad Asmo is a Asmo you would never want to see

he smiled at you and gave you a little kiss on the cheek “I don´t know how you always do it but I can never be sad when you are around” this made you smile too, he sure knows how to saw the sweetest things doesn´t he

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fic #obey me fanfiction #obey me fanfic #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus avatar of lust

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brsb4hls · 1 month

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Right, this will probably be one of the most wank-inducing polls ever, but I just gotta do it.

Personal opinion and explanation (kinda) under the cut.

Here it comes:

Why do I ask?

Well, to me it seems pretty clear Jensen seems ok with Misha getting his 15 minutes and acting what was important to him, but does not want to get dragged into it.

He has become more fan positive, but with the occssional foot in mouth and mocking.

I keep seeing takes like 'if Jensen has any say in the revival, Destiel will be fully canon' and I absolutely do not see it this way from what I've witnessed.

Dean is Jensen's most popular character and I feel what Jensen likes most about him apart from emotional depth and the hero thing is that Dean is 'cool' in old people terms. (Jensen is 'old people' kinda compared to some of his fan base).

He f.e. loved the purgatory storyline mostly because he got a rad new jacket and weapons.

He said so himself in an interview.

He wants Dean to be in the spotlight being awesome.

And yes, this will absolutely sound homophobic, but I think that Jensen feels Dean being openly bi would 'ruin' the character for some of his fans.

That doesn't mean Jensen himself is homophobic, he is an actor and interacts positively with queer people, but he has an outdated mindset (most likely due to how he was raised).

I know he played a bisexual character once, but nobody outside of his hartcore fanbase remembers that and he did not act it out on screen. It was all lip service and mostly about Marilyn anyways (talking about 'Blonde' here).

And then it never happened again.

In 'The Boys' he was so painfully straight it almost did not fit the show.

So I simply don't think it would fit his 'portfolio' (he is often type-cast anyways) in his eyes.

Then in 'The Winchesters' Cas wasn't even mentioned. It was all about nostalgia. And Jensen easily could have slipped in a neutral acknowledgement.

So, let me know what you think and why.

Also, no, again, I don't want to imply Jensen's homophobic, he is just socialized in a certain way and has an age where he grew up with 'gay jokes' being peak comedy.

This is all subjective speculation, I do not know that man personally, so I'm aware I have no actual clue like the most of us.

I'm just interested in how people come to completely different conclusions.

#poll #spn #supernatural #spn polls #jensen ackles #spn revival #not tagging the ship #for broader sample #since yk blocked tag and such #long post

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jjwho · 11 months

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Who Has a Crush on You?

Pile 1. Pile 2

Pile 3

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Pile 1

Cards pulled out:

Five of swords, three of pentacles, four of sword in reverse, eight of pentacles, page of swords.

So my pile one So what I can see is that maybe you and this person might've walked away from each other, or he walked away from you. This person may have a lot of self sabotaging behaviors. I see that there's a lack of communications between you both.

He/she/they might've tried to ignore their feelings for you cause maybe they didn't want to get rejected and they're trying to focus on their work/career/school.

I see you guys might know each other as acquaintances or you guys mightve worked in team groups or did a collaboration in work. Something about a work place. That's where you guys mightve met.

This person could be really trying to work hard on growing and learning and maybe finding mental stability and finally rejoining or coming out of his/her/their shell to socialize and speak up now. Maybe they're never really took care of themselves before.

This person might need patience and he seems like a curious person that doesn't really like getting into arguments. This person is quick-witted but also very guarded. This person may be confident in their work, something to do with their hands maybe some craftsman work. They're also very smart, maybe they have a scholarship.

Okay Pile one I pulled out someone personality traits and physical traits of this person for you guys(remember this is a general reading so not everything is going to be for you)

-Self-absorbed

-Popular

-Gentle

-Ginger

-Got some abs

-Pale

(I hope you enjoyed your reading and maybe have got some insight on the person who is crush on you Pile 1)

Pile 2

Cards pulled out:

Seven of cups, temperance,the fool reverse, strength, the emperor

So my pile two, you guys one hell of a person crushing on yall.

Okay so this person may have a lot of opportunities or options. So they might procrastinate a lot or it's just something they do, they day dream a lot and might have some hallucinations. I think they might be a bit mentally ill, but I mean who isn't.

They might have a lot of balance with themselves or inner calmness, or you guys just have a harmious relationship. I think they might think yall are their like you know, soulmates. You guys might be. Not too sure.

They also could be a bit reckless, maybe be a bit stupid and they somehow always get distracted. There's something about this person and not being in reality. Like I said a dreamer. They may be very brace and confident and be compassionate.

He may be older than you even though he might not act like it. Almost like a cool, rad, reckless teenage boy. Bad boy vibes, fun guy but reckless. He might listen to metal cause master of puppets was playing and the song playing right now is "Cooler than me". So that song might tell you a lot about this person crushing on you.

Something about his father figure, maybe he didn't have much of a father-figure which might explain the way he is now. He may be a little protective of his things. Scorpio, Pisces energy.

So personality and appearance cards I pulled out are:

-tall

-a little chubby

-Courageous

-Doe eyes

-somehow a little strict, maybe with themselves or they have someone strict on them.

(Hope that helps you pile 2 and good luck with this personnn)

Pile 3

Cards pulled out:

Reversed cards:knight of cups, three of pentacles,the Hugh priestess, five of swords

Upright card: The sun

Lots a reversals lmao. So pile 3

I don't really like this person crushing on you and I pray you're not gonna be happy hearing this. This might be an ex or a Heartbreakers. A manipulative bitch, a cheater. Maybe you liked them at one point and they didn't give you back the affection.

All I'm saying is that this person still hasn't learnt from their past mistakes and they aren't willing to learn anytime soon. Might be older than you I'm seeing 2-3 years. So old but acts like a bitch ew.

I feel like you're repressing your intuition, your gut that's telling you this person ain't the one. Maybe you got unwanted attention from this person or other way around. I feel like this person is coming out of their isolation but still accepting help. (Gorl he ain't worth it)

He likes his openness, by that I mean still multiple woman and he's happy with that. He likes his freedom. Ew

Gorl don't go for him, he's obviously not fully committed. You literally deserve better I bet he doesn't have a big PP either.

But lemme pull some other cards out on how this mf personality is like and how he looks

-"Mature"

-Blue eyes

-Sarcastic

-Jealous

-Has issues

-Courageous

-Tall

Bro he ain't worth it but anyways jaaa.

I hope everyone enjoyed their reading and it was accurate or easy to understand, I'm still in the middle of reading tarot. I've only had or been reading for two years so still learning

Byeeee☆☆☆

#pick a pile #pick an image #pick a pile reading #intuitive readings #free tarot #love tarot reading #tarot deck #cinnamoroll #txt

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hivesqueen · 1 year

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thoughts on mammon. 🎤

breaking news! the prince of greed- a big softie!

Fandom: Obey Me!

Topics: Fluff+General Headcanons (Minor MC/GN!ReaderXMammon)

Content Warnings: None in particular

Word Count: 0.65k words

A/N: DANA BESTIE GOASHAFHSDHFDSFAIKJIF I'm here for you. Here's your man's juicy secrets, all wrapped up in a neat little section of RAD's school newspaper. ILY <3

Mammon's Secrets REVEALED!

Thanks to the tips of a certain highly popular exchange student, the RAD Newspaper Club has acquired a treasure trove of information on the school's most notorious troublemaker. From his gambling techniques to his skincare regimen, it seems as if the infamous Avatar of Greed is a much more sensitive soul beneath his slick-and-sly persona.

A Family Man At Heart?!

Video evidence provided by a prideful anonymous source has proven that not only does Mammon allow the youngest of the family, one Avatar of Sloth, to rest his head on his lap while he naps, but that he also sings his younger brother lullabies during these vulnerable moments. The captured footage shows Mammon stroking Belphie's hair and smiling while the apparent baby of the family snoozes away, showing a more tender side of the normally loud-mouthed and flashy demon. However, the footage ends with Mammon noticing our informant recording the moment and immediately leaping out of his chair to run after them. Is it possible that such a high-ranking member of the student council doesn't want such a caring side of himself to be known?

Secret Admirer Mammon?!

Several eye witnesses have reported sightings of Mammon mid-way through what is assumed to be an internal conflict. His mumblings were assumed to be nonsense at first by many, but upon further eavesdropping, many had expressed that he mentioned the name of our newest human exchange student in tandem with a random time or location, oftentimes correcting himself because "they'd like it better this way." Some suggest that he could be considering an attempt to court them, or even be plotting to eat them, as many would have attempted already if it weren't for his ceaseless protection. Could the Great Mammon truly be falling for a powerless human? What will this mean for the future of the exchange program?

Looking Good And Feeling Good

In a direct interview with Asmodeus himself, our gossip columnists were able to learn the details of his and Mammon's biweekly home spa nights (see here for interview details.) In between tangents about the products they had used and how gorgeous he looked the night before, Asmodeus mentioned that they often use this time to trade gossip and trash-talk their eldest brother, Lucifer. "Really, it's a lot of fun," Asmodeus had declared, "I mean, how else would I get my big brother to join me for a night, if it weren't for the incentive of dissing Lucifer? By the way, can you add in details about how absolutely amazing I look right now? The nerds who read this newspaper of yours will surely enjoy a nice description about the perfect way my hair is curling, and..." etc, etc.

Animal Lover Mammon!

While Satan is the clearest animal lover among the seven brothers, it's becoming increasingly evident that Mammon himself may have a soft spot for small, fluffy creatures. Not only has a certain incident involving Satan's temporary transformation into a cat been reported, but it seems that he's taken quite a liking to not only the school's strays, but a certain chihuahua hailing from the Celestial Realm. Both Luke and Mammon have been spotted feeding the local felines, allegedly cooing adoringly at them all the while. Witnesses claim that the two scampered off upon being spotted, with Mammon hoisting the young angel onto his back in order to make a speedy getaway.

Despite his grades, schemes, and most of all, his attitude, our highly popular exchange student insists upon the existence of a sweeter side to their guardian demon, pointing out his diligently protective nature over them as well as his affection towards his brothers (behind closed doors, of course.) Until the RAD Newspaper Club is issued an official cease and desist order from either Lucifer or Lord Diavolo himself, updates on the fascinating prospects of Mammon having an inner life are sure to come.

~fin~

#mammon fluff #om! mammon #shall we date mammon #obey me #obey me! one master to rule them all #writing #writing requests #mammon x y/n #mammon x reader #mammon x gn!reader #mammon x gn!mc #request #mammon x you #obey me! mammon #obey me! requests #obey me requests #obey me mammon

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atticsandwich · 9 months

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i really enjoy reading through nightbringer theories that pop up either on here or on twitter. there's just something about trying to piece together scattered information from the OG game and trying to connect it with nightbringer (yes, despite some glaring retcons and plotholes) so i think i'll talk about some of my favorites

(potential spoilers ahead)

double solomon

i think this one is one of the more popular ones; that throughout nightbringer, we're interacting with two different solomon - the one from the future who followed mc, and the one from the current era. it makes sense, considering it feels like such an obvious fact-of-the-matter, not to mention the game subtly dropping hints (one of the more major ones being solomon having two different casual outfit sprites). it'll be interesting to see where they take it if it's actually canonized though, because of the implications of the other solomon not wanting mc to go back, etc.

two separate timelines

this one makes sense while also trying to patch up a lot of the plotholes, which i appreciate. basically the timeline mc is in nightbringer is not the same timeline that leads to the events of the OG game. One of the major backings of this theory is that in the OG game, seraph lucifer is shown to have visited the devildom, already after the establishment of RAD, which would mean RAD came before the celestial war. in nightbringer, however, RAD is only conceptualized after the fall of the brothers. another strong backing is the difference of how solomon gains asmodeus' pact.

admittedly this is one of those theories that try to cover up a glaring attempt at a retcon, but nonetheless, it is still interesting. to be fair, if we go all the way back to season 1 of the OG game, barbatos does do a bit of exposition regarding multiple timelines and how he has the ability to choose from them, so it is still very plausible. (more on this on the next bullet)

nightbringer

hoo boy. this one's a doozy. i've seen many theories about who nightbringer could be, and i think my favorite contender would be the third barbatos. in nightbringer, we are aware of at least two barbatos - the one in the future, and the one in the past. however, a third barbatos could be working in the shadows, which explains the major timeline disruptions regarding how the past events seem very different from how they were portrayed in the OG game.

this wouldn't be a new concept, either. in the OG game's lesson 16, we are sent back in time by barbatos to find out who released belphegor from the attic. we initially think that there are two mcs - the mc who gets sent back in time, and the mc who goes to the attic and belphegor kills. HOWEVER, i think a lot of people forgot the in that same instance, mc was also talking with lucifer in the common room, which was why the mc who got sent back in time avoids that area.

candy

thirteen's older sibling who she mentions in passing and says "mysteriously vanished". we know next to nothing about them so there really is nothing to talk about but i've seen some people add her to the list of nightbringer suspects, and while i think it could be interesting, unless we get a thirteen-centric arc where she also talks about cherry, i'm not inclined to see it as a plausibility, at least yet.

it's worth mentioning though that obey me does like to tease future mainstay characters early on in the story by giving them names (e.g. mephisto being teased as early as OG season 1), but demons like astaroth have also been named but have never shown, so who knows? we might get a second reaper character in the future.

mc being the witness to the king's crucible

i haven't seen a lot of people talk about this actually, but the fact that mc was the one to accompany diavolo during the king's crucible feels very orchestrated. it's not known what the parameters are in choosing the witness, but the fact of the matter is, if anyone other than mc were the one to accompany diavolo, he wouldn't have been able to snap out of his doubts for the final trial (or at least, i very much doubt any other character would have snapped him out of it).

awareness of who mc is

if we take the double solomon theory as true, then that would mean current-era solomon knows of our status as a future being. aside from him, we also know that michael is aware of who we are and when we came from, although we do not know the extent of his knowledge. however, there are possibly three more characters who are also aware of the time displacement - barbatos, by proxy of his time magic, and both the demon lord and the celestial father himself.

this ties back to the king's crucible - i've seen a few people theorize on this too, but i also think mc being the chosen witness was orchestrated by the demon lord, who knew that mc knew how to help diavolo pass the trial. of course, this is a longshot, and there's little evidence backing this outside of speculation, but the convenience of it all is way too on the nose for it not to be mere coincidence.

adam's prophecy

this one's pretty straightforward - mc being the prophesized catalyst that frees adam's soul from being bound to the devildom means that this entire thing has been orchestrated by nightbringer since the literal creation of man

truthfully i have nothing else to say about this but 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 talk about a fixation. nightbringer my nd comrade......(?)

why barbatos dislikes solomon

this one ties in to real-life myth, but it is heavily implied that solomon is a parallel to real-life king solomon (who is also known as king solomon the wise, solomon's exact title), who enslaved demons for his own personal gain. there's a lot more around the connection of the two, and it's way too long for me to go into detail here, but it would make sense nonetheless why barbatos dislikes him and why diavolo explicity states in the OG game that he does not trust the guy. it's interesting though because we know that barbatos was the one who taught solomon magic, so it might've been a case of the student's thirst for power and knowledge overcoming rationality. maybe.

michael being a delusional obsessed freakezoid

listen. this is just me airing out how much i dislike michael in nightbringer LMFAO it's obvious that by the time of the OG game, he's changed a lot and even sees mc as a pure soul. but like. c'mon dude. falsifying a threat of war? threatening mc? like do we even know if the celestial father really pardoned the brothers. because like, lilith's already dead why would u expect them to go running back to the arms of the thing that caused her death 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ALL WHILE MASQUERADING AS RAPHAEL TOO. THE NERVE OF THIS GUY??? poor raph didn't even consent to have his form be used. michael u WEIRDO!

anyways that's all the energy i have to type. if i get to read more interesting theories maybe i'll do a follow up (or if any of the ones we have become canon)

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me analysis #omswd #obey me theory

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bardocks-tiddies · 3 months

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Bingo made by @sepiamestus

Going into excruciating detail under the cut because i love bardock so much i am so autistic for this man

I like them in theory. I mean duh?? Goku’s dad? Rad as fuck

Squashing him like a bug (/affection). I mean, yeah. Would he let me? No ofc not. But idc

He doesn’t get enough canon focus. He really doesn’t. He got a little screen time in Xenoverse 2 and Super, but they’ve changed his personality so much, and I don’t think Xenoverse 2 counts as ‘canon’.

LEAVE THEM ALONEEEE. How many times have we watched him die to Frieza? In movies and games and stuff? Leave him alone.

No one understands him but me and my circle of mutuals. His personality has been horrible morphed by FUNimation, and then Toriyama himself in Super

Banger design. His blood-soaked headband? Rad af. No I’m not including Super.

Doesn’t get enough fanon focus. He gets some fanon focus, but so many people write him as a tragic hero/loving father and it makes me cry every time. He’s canonically a terrible fucking father.

Like them better as part of a dynamic. I love his dynamic with Team Bardock (Fasha/Celipa, Pumbukin/Shugesh, Tora/Toma, and Toteppo/Borgos). I may not like his changes in Super, but I do love his relationship with Gine.

I know what you are. I interpreted this as “Character is Not Straight™️” and Z Bardock is certainly not straight.

I need them to be weirder. I need Saiyans in general to be weirder.

Transing their gender as we speak. I don’t think Saiyans really have the same gender social construct that Earth does, and I of course love a good trans HC, but I genuinely dont think it really works for Saiyans? If anyone else has any trans Saiyan HCs I won’t judge ofc, but I personally don’t.

Free space! The blorbo himself <3

I hate them (I think about them constantly). I do ofc think about him constantly, but I would never say I hate him.

They gave me new mental problems. Tragic hero Super Bardock (as opposed to Z Bardock) has certainly given me mental problems. Like from DBS: Broly. He gave absolutely everything and his priority being his two kids? All for Goku to just forget who he is? Genuinely some of Toriyama’s best writing.

I need them to be less weird. No.

WET CAT SOUNDS. :)

I like them but everyone is weird about them. I don’t think so? I don’t interact with a lot of DBZ spaces tho.

I cri

I miss my wife, Tails

Hate all their popular ships. I think the only “popular” ships are Bardock x Gine (which I adore) and Bardock x Toma (which I’m also absolutely on board with).

I don’t get the hype. There isn’t ENOUGH hype tbh.

Autism beam. He’s the most autistic bitch except maybe Goku, which makes sense since autism is genetic, we just know where Goku gets it from. Although I’d also make the argument that Gine is autistic, too.

Who was I before you… I mean I have dissociative amnesia so I thought it fits lol

I NEED them to be happy. After all the remakes of the destruction of Planet Vegeta, he deserves a rest.

#dbz #dragon ball #dragon ball z #bardock #i love this man so much #my blorbo

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disco-elysium-via-polls · 2 months

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🎵 None

Once we arrive in Roy's shop, our much greater Perception points us to this rack of clothing.

RACK OF SECOND-HAND UNIFORMS - Wow! A very large red T-shirt with an impressive print stands out from the other garb.

Oh yeah?

Not now. [Leave.]

RACK OF SECOND-HAND UNIFORMS - *Oh* yeah. The print depicts a muscled man striding toward you, a giant sword in each hand, encircled by burning embers. Behind him is a cluster of cabins engulfed in flames. Beneath him are the words: "HJELMDALL BURNING."

Sniff the T-shirt.

"That's a rad Man from Hjelmdall t-shirt you've got there."

"This shirt celebrates a false hero, a guardian of the masculine order."

"How much are you selling this T-shirt for?"

Let go of the T-shirt. [Leave.]

RACK OF SECOND-HAND UNIFORMS - Smells like worn cotton. And a little old sweat there?

PERCEPTION (SMELL) [Medium: Success] - Worn cotton with a side of flea market or trash bin.

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Sniffing is okay," says the shopkeep. "But please don't try anything on. Can't have you leaving your photon emissions in the fabric of things you're not going to buy."

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - You're not imagining it. Photon emissions? What is he talking about?

2. "That's a rad Man from Hjelmdall t-shirt you've got there."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Hell yeah, man." The shopkeep sounds enthusiastic. "I don't usually carry printed tees, but this one was just such a pure exemplar."

"You must be a serious Man from Hjelmdall fan."

"We have a lot in common. I'm a big fan of the Man from Hjelmdall too."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "A fan... No, I wouldn't go that far. But I do think the Hjelmdallermann Saga is an integral part of our shared reality."

"Most people don't think that the Man from Hjemdall really existed, but they're *wrong*."

3. "What did you mean the Man from Hjelmdall was real?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "I mean -- even if the Man from Hjelmdall didn't exist before the adventure novels, the stories have made it so that he has. It's simple really."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Okay..." He sounds incredulous.

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "You sound sceptical. It's not that complicated. All that's required is a more robust understanding of cause and effect."

"Besides, I've been to Katla, though not quite as far north as the Hjelmdall, and watched the northern lights travel across the sky. Very unique energetic tides there."

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] - His theory isn't exactly *incoherent*, but its logic does suggest some *unusual* neural activity. Interesting...

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - Very, *very* unique energies indeed. Geomagnetic ley lines, one might even say.

4. "This shirt celebrates a false hero, a guardian of the masculine order."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He drums his fingers on the counter. "I doubt the real Man from Hjelmdall was as poor a role model as the one in the popular literature."

"But, yes, the books are very sexist. In a not-entirely-unenjoyable way."

5. "How much are you selling this T-shirt for?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Two reál."

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant raises his eyebrows. "That's dirt cheap."

"Couldn't you just give it to me for free then?"

"Cool, I'll think about it."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He frowns. "But... why?"

"Because I'm a broke cop without a cent to my name."

"The Man from Hjelmdall is a superstar, I'm a superstar -- it would be perfect!"

"Perhaps I could repay you in some other way?"

"I guess I can't really think of any good reason."

+1 Superstar cop

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He thinks about it. "I suppose that makes sense, yes. Please, go ahead and take it -- Welcome to Hjelmdall."

Item gained: T-Shirt "Man From Hjelmdall"

Huh.

+1 Physical Instrument: Inspiring musculature +1 Shivers: Sprawling saga -2 Authority: Too old for this shirt

The Man from Hjelmdall is standing in front of a burning village, dual-wielding his ever-present zweihänders. His muscles look ready to burst out of the two-dimensional print and into your three-dimensional life.

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Greetings on this fine night. What brings you here?"

"You do know that it's not really a 'fine night'? The weather is terrible."

"How come you're still open?"

"It's cool that you're still open. Big city vibes."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Is it?" He turns his head to the right and then to the left, as if looking for non-existent windows. "Spring is capricious, yes."

2. "It's cool that you're still open. Big city vibes."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "The pawnshop is always open."

We have a couple of new dialogue options.

"I'm looking for something that plays a tape. For police business."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Yeah, we still have those boomboxes on the shelves."

4. "Do you know anything about the traffic menace on the loose?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Traffic... I'm sorry, officer, but I don't drive."

"Wait, why don't you drive?"

"But didn't you hear it when the traffic menace drove over your roof?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "I just don't like it very much. Movement on the road never really gelled well with the movement of my thoughts."

"But didn't you hear it when the traffic menace drove over your roof?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Now that I think about it, I do remember hearing a thunderous noise the other night -- some kind of powerful electric vortex hitting the shop and then moving on..."

+5 XP

KIM KITSURAGI - "That sure narrows down our list of suspects."

"A vortex? Sounds fascinating."

"Does that mean you don't have any idea who the driver was?"

"I can understand how you would mistake Jacob Irw for a powerful electric vortex."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Jacob Irw? The great TipTop champion? Yes, yes..."

KIM KITSURAGI - His forehead creases. "Do you think it may have been... Jacob Irw who drove over your roof?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "It's a logical explanation. I felt within that thunderous crash a soul plunged into chaos."

3. [Electrochemistry - Challenging 12] Is Roy high -- and if yes, what is he on?

Our conversation about the shirt has given us a *lot* of new bonuses to this.

+2 Roy's prices are strange. +1 Roy doesn't really sleep. +2 Odd brain activity. +1 Composure noticed psychedelics. +1 Strange tie incident.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Success] - Feeling warm and enthralled by the movement of light, while the mind continues to race forward? Lucky bastard -- he's probably on Pyrholidon. It's tough to come by on the street.

Pyrholidon? What is that?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - A drug developed by the military to treat and prevent radiation sickness. It has psychedelic side-effects. *And* it makes your eyes turn yellow!

"Is it just me, or is it really warm in here?" (Look around.)

(Step closer.) "Sir, could you take off your sunglasses? I'd like to check your eyes."

(Get straight to the point.) "So, where does a man get Pyrholidon these days?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He tilts his head. "I try to keep the shop at a comfortable temperature."

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - There's a note of indignation in his voice. Interesting.

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - Those triangle patches on his vest... you have a feeling they *mean* something. Like they're similar to the halogen rectangle on your jacket.

(Point at his clothes.) "Say, what's with the triangles on your vest?"

"It's pretty obvious that you're under the influence, sir."

"No judgement -- just curious. I probably did loads of Pyrholidon before I lost my memory."

"Chill out, man -- I'm a chill out cop who just wants some of what you're having." (Wink.)

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He hesitates. "I was... I was with the Emergency Relief Brigade. You know, after the People's Pile disaster." He coughs, as if to mark his words.

"Had to take Pyrholidon for radiation sickness. That's what you were hinting at just now, wasn't it?"

PAIN THRESHOLD [Easy: Success] - He's taking it for mental and emotional, not physical pain these days.

"The People's Pile? What's that?"

"Tell me more about this Emergency Relief Brigade you were part of."

"It must have been tough -- radioactive clean-up."

"How did you end up running a pawnshop?"

"Thank you for telling me." (Conclude.)

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "A bad idea. Some poor leftists built a particle decay generator in hopes of bringing affordable electricity to under-served communities. It malfunctioned. Radioactive waste everywhere, probably some of it in *you*, too."

2. "Tell me more about this Emergency Relief Brigade you were part of."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He points at the white triangle on his orange safety jacket. "We were an all-volunteer force, self-organized. Tried to help fire brigades contain the spill."

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Medium: Success] - On the patch -- gamma radiation lines crossed with a red drop of blood.

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "I lived by the river since I was a small boy. The Esperance... didn't have the heart to let it all go to shit without trying to *do* something, to help out."

"There wasn't much the volunteer force could do, however. We wasted years in the river mud. Years getting sick..." He looks at the spiralling light and stops.

3. "It must have been tough -- radioactive clean-up."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He hesitates. "There's a reason why everyone's tried to forget any of it ever happened, and why no one has tried to repair or replace the Pile."

"So much disappointment -- and early deaths, cancer mostly. And we knew all that was coming even as we were *cleaning up* as best we could."

"Whose fault was it that the generator failed?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "No one's, everyone's..." He sighs and shakes his head.

EMPATHY [Trivial: Success] - So much bitterness.

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "A bunch of poor people built themselves a primitive nuclear reactor, hoping for the best. What do you think is going to happen?"

4. "How did you end up running a pawnshop?"

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "The clean-up happened fifteen years ago. I was young then. Later my second aunt died, left me this shack and the assorted junk in it."

"So I came to Martinaise. People told me don't go there, it's a *shit-hole*. I said: people, we just had a *nuclear pile meltdown*. I'm gonna get as far from Faubourg as I can. Still in the same city, but..." He shrugs.

5. "Thank you for telling me." (Conclude.)

BIRD'S NEST ROY - He shrugs. "I like theory more than story. Outward movement, not vortices."

+5 XP

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yeah... you gotta get in on those vortices, my man.

We *could* now ask Roy for some Pyrholidon. It gives +1 Psyche and -1 Health, so it's not especially useful for us, thought.

9. "I have other business to take care of now." [Leave.]

THOUGHT COMPLETE: THE JAMROCK SHUFFLE

BONUSES: Find better loot in locked containers

SOLUTION: In a way, yes. You *are* treasure hunting. Most officers from Precinct 41 do what is called the Jamrock Shuffle -- cracking open containers. Most of them are from Jamrock or Coal City, the poorest parts of Revachol that also overlap with the network of royal catacombs called Le Royaume, just beneath the streets. As children you would all go underground, hoping to find treasure, and come back with a rat’s tail or a used needle. That playful curiosity must still be in you. Who knows. Maybe one day the Orbe de Montagne, the Holy Scepter, and the Cocaine Skull will all be yours!

SHELF OF BOOMBOXES - The boomboxes wait on the shelves. And your boombox -- that gold and amber Harmon Wowshi -- stares at you longingly with its tape reel eyes.

"Are you sure this is all in working order?"

"Can I just play a tape on one of the boomboxes real quick?"

[12.00] "I want to buy the boombox."

"Can I get a discount on the boombox? A *police* discount."

"That's all." [Leave.]

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "Sorry, man. I can't be giving out freebies. Never have, won't now."

Uh...

Anyway, we want to have this boombox in our possession. For karaoke.

4. "Can I get a discount on this boombox? A *police* discount."

BIRD'S NEST ROY - "A discount? I do have to keep the lights on, man. It's twelve reál."

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] - Remember -- he doesn't like music. He likes *sounds*. The *Doorgunner Megamix* is his type of tape! Certainly he'd give you a discount if he knew you'd play something so *experimental*.

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #bird's nest roy

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lucidreamer-uwu · 2 years

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THE INTERVIEW SERIES: LUCIFER Part I

As part of RAD's latest newspaper issue, the newspaper club sorted out exclusive interviews with the most popular and influential students of RAD.

Tune in to witness the squad answer interview questions and find out more about them!

Featuring:

Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Luke, Solomon, Raphael, Thirteen, Mephistopheles

With the interviewers ready and the gang all rounded up, all that is left is to tune in and view the interview live from the student council room. Lights, camera, action!!

DISCLAIMER!!! None of the things that are written, mentioned, portrayed in this series is cannon! Obey me is not mine nor am I affiliated with them. These are merely HEADCANNONS/IMAGINES/SCENARIOS that I thought of. Also, please don't take anything here seriously if ever, it's just how I think it'd go if this scenario happens. Tyvm ^^ enjoy!

What are your thoughts about Mammon?

💙: What I think about Mammon? Well, he's unfortunately my brother.

💙: I wish he would start taking his grades more seriously.

💙: Oh that's right. He did clean out the fridge the other day. So I suppose he is useful for some things.

Mammon in the background: "Oi! whadda ya mean for some things? Give me a little credit here!"

*Rest of the brothers snickers in the background*

💙: However that was due to him thinking I had hidden his credit card there once again. I was foolish to have assumed the best.

💙: More? What more should I say about him?

💙: Well I suppose if it's an interview I should say more interesting personal thoughts I have about him.

💙: … *thinking intensifies*

💙: Mammon is a rather pathetic excuse for a demon.

Mammon in the background snapping his head towards Lucifer's direction with an outraged face, while the other brothers agree and make fun of him.

💙: He does idiotic things in which I have no choice but to punish him for.

💙: In fact, about a week ago, he made the mistake of selling one of Satan's favorite rare books exclusively found in the human world which I plan to deal with on a later date.

Satan turns into his demon form in the background after what Lucifer said has registered, about to murder the heck out of Mammon. "So that's where it went."

💙: He is the most troublesome out of all of my brothers. And he is a cheapskate to say the least.

💙: Furthermore, you could say that he lives up to the title as the scummy second born of the family.

The brothers are thrown into chaos behind Lucifer and the camera because of Satan's fit.

💙: But I suppose I do owe him the credit he is due. He is a reliable brother, in the very least, when he really puts in his best efforts.

Mammon hears what Lucifer last said when Lucifer hoped that none of them would.

"O-Oi! Then how about giving the great Mammon a hand here with YOUR mess Lucifer! I can't believe ya ratted me out like that!"

💙: That is all.

Mammon, in Satan's grasp: "L-Lucifer-!"

💙: *ignores Mammon with a sadistic smile*

💙: Next question please.

What are your thoughts about Leviathan?

💙: Leviathan? Ah yes, I should have anticipated him to be next.

Levi, shrinking in his seat with all the normie interaction, murmuring and looking off begrudgingly to the side: "What's that supposed to mean..?"

💙: Levi is exceptionally talented in terms of technology no doubt. He is most reliable to help Simeon with such things.

💙: However, I have been involved as collateral damage to one too many of his Akuzon purchased games.

💙: Not to mention his habit of going days without a wink of sleep, yet still having the energy to karaoke his cartoon show songs at the top of his lungs at four in the morning in his room. His voice echoes through the halls of the House of Lamentation.

Extremely humiliated and blushing Levi: "H-how could you do me dirty and expose me like that, Lucifer?! B-but anyway, they are NOT cartoon shows! There are clear differences between anime and cartoons! First of all, mere cartoons can't even COMPARE to the high-level intensity of anime! Anime series' are..." And Levi continues to ramble on as the other brothers try to contain him. This takes place after they pacified Satan's rage episode.

💙: In terms of his academics...

💙: Compared to Mammon, I would say he is considerably above him a few tiers.

"And anime are MUCH more sophisticated than any cartoon to ever exist. Have you seen The Evil Villainess Cursed Me to Live a Life as A Human in The Dimension of Demons For a Year as An Exchange Student and Now I Have to Date Them All??? It's where the main antagonist..." And Levi goes on and on...

💙: Perhaps there is a need to limit his internet access though...

Levi is forced to stop and is completely frozen for a solid five seconds before he starts listing all the reasons why he SHOULDN'T be restricted with using the wifi.

What are your thoughts about Satan?

Satan clicks his tongue in annoyance in the background right before Lucifer even opens his mouth to speak.

💙: Satan exceeds my expectations of him.

Belphie and Satan start to make faces and mock Lucifer behind his back and right at the camera, making bunny ears and giving him the finger.

💙: I commend his industriousness and encourage the students of RAD to follow in his example.

Belphie: "fOLloW iN hiS eXaMpLeE"

💙: He practices good and healthy qualities.

💙: He shows dignity, honor, and decorum.

Satan: "dEcOrUm"

Brothers snickering behind Lucifer visibly in the background again.

💙: I am however concerned with how much cat food he stores under his bed.

The brothers all stop ruff housing and laughing to squint their eyes and lift their eyebrows in a criticizing manner right at Satan. "Cat food..?"

Satan blushes intensely and frowns. "How do you even know that?!"

*MC casually looking away, trying their best not to be noticed*

💙: I anticipate that he has plans to store his felines within his room in the near future.

💙: Fortunately, I have devised a way to cast a spell around the House of Lamentation that prevents such cats to enter the premises.

Satan: "h-ha?!" . *Everyone else sighing in relief quietly*

💙: I cannot allow the last incident to happen again.

Very pissed Satan, looking to the side: "tch"

What are your thoughts about Asmodeus?

💙: Ah, Asmodeus...

Asmo: "Oooh~ do try to contain yourself Luci ~ I know it's almost impossible but you are welcomed to try ~!"

*The brothers cringe at Asmo*

💙: In terms of academics, I'd say at least he doesn't fail.

💙: I think that he is exceptional in communicating with the students of RAD, which makes him a valuable member of the student council.

Asmo: "AWW LUCIFER ~ You don't have to be so modest about it ~"

💙: I do think that he goes out of the House of Lamentation a bit too much though.

💙: Most times he ends up coming home drunk at three in the morning, reeking of Demonus, regardless if it was a school night or not.

Asmo: "Can you really blame me though~? I live to be seen ~ !" *makes a slightly inappropriate pose*

💙: I'd also like to stress that neither I nor do the student council condone his inappropriate behavior outside of RAD.

Asmo is petrified and speechless behind Lucifer, seen in the camera

💙: On another note, I''d like to use this opportunity to also remind all our RAD students not to overexert yourselves onto Asmo. Especially on school grounds.

💙: It is not unknown that he is rather popular, however, explicit behavior will warrant disciplinary sanctions accordingly.

Asmo, perking up: Aww~! I knew you cared about your dear baby brother, Lucifer~ You don't have to be so stoic about it~!

Luke: Isn't this an interview? Why's he making RAD announcements and reminders like it's an assembly...

What are your thoughts about Beelzebub?

💙: Beelzebub is very kind and friendly. I believe that these are only a couple of traits that I appraise about him.

💙: In the events that he holds back from eating his exam papers, he does a fairly average job at maintaining his academics.

Beel is too busy chowing down the bag of cheeseburgers he packed while the others murmur criticizingly.

Frowning Satan, crossing his arms: "Who does he think he is, judging us all like this. Tch"

Simeon, on the chair behind him, leaning in with a smile: "Well, it is an interview"

💙: He makes sure to empty out our food stock in the House of Lamentation every other day. And that is when we attempt to stop him. On days that he is left alone in the house, there will be furniture with bite marks and we would have to order new ones.

💙: His hunger rampages are also troublesome, so we make sure that he is always tame.

"Sorry, Lucifer" Beel says in a muffled tone due to the two large cheeseburgers he's engulfing.

💙: Having to be put on dinner duty with him is also very tedious. Though he does try his best.

💙: He's also eaten the House of Lamentation's router a few times thinking it was some kind of pastry.

💙: However, with MC around, he's been doing better at working on his self-control.

What are your thoughts about Belphegor?

💙: Belphegor is the youngest out of all of my brothers

Belphie frowning in his sleep on Beel's shoulder, shifting: "yeah no sh*t, Sherlock-"

The other brothers hear him and snickers to each other.

💙: That being said, we have several differences. Especially in terms of points of views.

💙: Perhaps we brothers spoil him too much...

💙: Though I do not encourage his behavior in classes, it astounds me that he is able to retain his academics while unconscious.

💙: Most times we brothers count on Beel to haul him around. However, when he is unavailable, Belphie's ability to fall into deep sleep just anywhere causes us much inconvenience. Especially within RAD grounds.

💙: He and I share our interest in constellations and stars.

💙: A particular moment that we exploited these interests that I can recall from the top of my head would be one night at the House of Lamentation.

💙: Belphie had invited me to the planetarium to observe the stars and identify different constellations.

💙: However it was a mere ploy. He and Satan had planned to pull a prank on me.

💙: I do admit that they caught me unaware for it was the first time it had happened. But rest assured, they got the punishment that was due to them. *Smiles sadistically*

Asmo: "Was that when they were doing all the chores for a whole week?"

Mammon: "Pft! They shouldn't have tried to cause Lucifer trouble in the first place. They got what was comin' to them!"

Levi, giving Mammon a "really?" look: "You're one to talk"

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666writingcafe · 7 months

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Good News, Everyone!

A Group Chat With All The Characters

Author's Note: The first time I played through this part of the season, I thought, "why can't I/MC compete in the bloody moon contest?" So, this is me indulging.

Asmo: Guess what I just heard!

Asmo: There's going to be a BLOODY MOON at the end of the month!

Asmo: *grinning emoji*

Belphie: You got to be joking.

Satan: Unfortunately, he's being serious. The meteorologist just reported it this morning.

Belphie: *gif of someone groaning*

Belphie: I'm STILL exhausted from the last go-around.

MC: What's special about a bloody moon?

Solomon: It's a moon that demons have worshipped since ancient times.

Satan: ^

Levi: In recent years, RAD has held a special assembly on the first night of the bloody moon.

Lucifer: The entire student body decides who the most honored and respected demons are.

MC: So, it's a popularity contest. No wonder Asmo's excited.

Asmo: Hey! *angry emoji*

Beel: It didn't use to be that way, you know. People actually took it quite seriously.

Belphie: But now everyone simply votes on who they like the best, despite whether they act honorable or not.

MC: Which means that Diavolo wins every time.

Mammon: And Lucifer always places second, the lucky bastard.

Lucifer: Watch your language.

Diavolo: I have an announcement to make.

Asmo: Is it about the bloody moon?

Diavolo: Yes. This year, I want to try something different.

Asmo: *questioning sticker*

Barbatos: A couple weeks into the original exchange program, the newspaper club conducted a popularity contest under Lord Diavolo's orders. He wanted to see if anyone would vote for the exchange students if he made them eligible candidates.

Simeon: Solomon and Luke made the top ten.

Barbatos: Precisely.

Diavolo: Which is why I want to allow them to participate in this year's bloody moon contest.

MC: *angry squawking crow sticker*

Mammon: Clearly MC does NOT like the idea...

MC: No, because the moment you announce it to the entire student body, everyone's gonna be like, "well, he's just doing it for MC", because let's be honest, neither of the angels are going to win, and people are wary enough of Solomon that he probably doesn't have a shot, and so they're going to just roll their eyes at the whole thing and take me less seriously because you make all of these exceptions for a mere human that shouldn't even be here in the first place.

Satan: *shocked emoji*

Levi: *shocked emoji*

Mammon: Wow.

Asmo: *eeek sticker*

Diavolo: I am not making this decision lightly, MC.

MC: Sure you're not. It's going to be your birthday celebration all over again, and I'm tired of you forcing me into the spotlight.

Belphie: *gif of someone eating popcorn*

Luke: *questioning sticker*

Diavolo: I will have you know that in the short amount of time since the bloody moon was announced, I've overheard SEVERAL conversations from ALL SORTS of demons that were wanting to write you in as an option for the contest.

Diavolo: You have garnered a lot of respect, especially after midterms. People genuinely like you, and I WANT you to see that.

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MC: Fine.

MC: But I'm competing honestly.

Solomon: I'll certainly throw my hat in the ring.

Simeon: I'll join in as well.

Simeon: Luke says he does not want to compete but wonders if he can still vote.

Diavolo: *thumbs up emoji*

Barbatos: Are all of the brothers participating?

Belphie: I'd rather not, but it's not like I have much of a choice.

Mammon: At least you have the option! I got banned after the last bloody moon!

Lucifer: Because you cheated.

Solomon: *laughing emoji*

Lucifer: I do not appreciate you laughing at me.

Solomon: I just find it amusing that you get on Mammon for his language and cheating and yet remain silent when MC tears Diavolo a new one.

Lucifer: MC was simply voicing their concerns.

Solomon: Yeah, okay.

Solomon: Couldn't be because you're so head over heels in love with MC that you'd let them get away with murder.

Asmo: DAAAAMN!

Levi: ^

Satan: I'd sleep with one eye open for the next few nights, Solomon.

Belphie: ^

Simeon: *smirking emoji*

MC: You all are nuts.

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angelliyo · 1 year

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MATCHUP FOR @ armin-ocean-eyes !

I match you with..

SATAN - feels weird typing his name😭

He didn't mind you at first, 'people come and go' he said, you'd go away eventually anyway.

Though you did mention reading books.. Maybe you aren't all that bad for him, he'd definitely want to read with you! He'd love to exchange book recommendations, and would let you read a book from his room if you wanted! Though you'd have to be a bit closer to him if you really want that.

If I remember, you mentioned that you liked gardening, correct? He'd offer to help out! Watering the plants, fertilizing some.. Man I don't know anything about gardening, but yk! 😭

But yes, he'd love to help you out with them! He'd even offer some books on devildom plants if you want to learn about the ones growing there! He's definitely read a book about gardening or smth.. I mean that guys smart af.

You also said you played the violin.. I'm sure Satan would love to listen to you play! You've been playing for so long, you must be an expert. He would love to listen to your music.

You stated that you we're quite short, definitely much shorter than the demons here in devildom! You must have trouble reaching up high places.. So you're lucky you have Satan! At least he can reach some book you wanted that was on the top of the shelf☺

BARBATOS - runner up

honestly you and barbatos would probably be a better couple than you and Satan💀 but him and Satan sorta have a tied score.

He appreciates your good manners, and was delighted learning about the exchange human. You also play the violin? Oh him too.. You like to garden? Oh! So does he..!

He knows practically anything tbh😭 and you two would make a talented pair! Devil Dom's most elegant couple! The both of you are probably gonna be popular at RAD, with one being the butler of the soon-to-be demon king, and the exchange human who's really talented-

You two spend lots of time together,,but it's only when barbatos had time really. He's a busy demon, but if you we're willing.. You could help him out with work! At least you get to spend time with him.. Though he appreciates it if you're willing to help out.

He'd definitely go out gardening with you, since you did say that you like to do so! (Right-)

And you also said you like to go roller and ice skating! He'd be delighted to come with you,, only if Diavolo allows him.. And he'd totally wanna hear you play the violin, perhaps he could play with you as well?

More runner ups:

Simeon

Lucifer

Diavolo (?)

Edited : not yet, maybe in a bit

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the-travelling-witch · 5 months

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𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐎𝐂: 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐒

Name: Stolas alias Blue Jay

Occupation: RAD student and popular streamer

obey me! masterlist || stolas masterlist

If you ask demons if they’ve heard of Stolas before, most who aren’t RAD students would probably say no. Truth is, most have heard him before though. Under the alias Blue Jay, he is one of the Devildom’s most famous streamers, known best for his smooth and melodic voice.

What started out as going live on Tremble in the video game tags turned into creating popular asmr content (after the feverish demand of his fans) and uploading streams of him just talking about Diavolo knows what, solo or with guests. So whether you open Tremble, Sinphony or DevilTube, chances are you’ll stumble across his content at some point. Rumour has it, there is certain afterdark content featuring a similar voice too…

A RAD uniform is probably not the first association that comes to mind when people guess what Blue Jay does off stream. But yes, Stolas spends most of his time offline in the academy, though he’s not the most committed student. He’s quick-witted and intelligent, so despite not applying himself or participating in classes, he still doesn’t seem to have trouble with his tests. And, contrary to stereotypes, his social life is pretty solid as well and other demons have no issue coming up to him for a chat; after all, talking is something he’s good at.

When he’s not expected to wear his uniform, Stolas opts for a comfortable and practical fit. That means a lot of hoodies that allow for either a shirt underneath or a jacket on top and loose fitting pants that can store even a handheld console. Since he’s basically glued to his black over-ear headphones, they’re an essential part of his outfit, either sitting on his head or hanging around his neck. If he’s not allowed to wear headphones, in-ears he can hide under his hair will do though.

Being a demon, Stolas is still taller than most humans but amongst demons, he’s rather average, though he’s not that hung up about it. His hair is grown out just long enough for him to tie it into a short ponytail or clip it back, the loose curls framing his face nicely when he wears it open. People aren’t quite sure if the gradient from his black roots to his cobalt blue tips is natural but the dark colours offer a nice contrast to his fair skin and multiple silver piercings decorating his ears.

In his demon form, short onyx horns pointing towards the back of his head with little curve to them sit on the top of his head, shining a dark blue colour when he turns his head. Most striking, however, are his feathered wings, which are of an eye-catching bright blue, their white, black and sky-blue detailing resembling that of a human world blue jay.

Easy-going and chill as Stolas is though, he hardly ever shows his demon form out of aggressiveness or because of a confrontation, but rather to get places faster. That being said, those who underestimate him or mistake him for an easy target to pick on will soon realise the error of their ways. Whether it’s witnessing his agile fighting style, noticing too late how quickly his devious fingers can pick-pocket or finding themselves at a loss for words after a vicious insult hidden behind a grin, crossing Stolas is not a good idea…

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