#don’t ask me why but

[keikoyume]

More of Goopy Gaster

#deltarune gaster #wd gaster #Spamton #Deltarune #undertale #doodles #Don’t ask me why but #I want him to flipping SQUISH Spamton between his TEEF #like a squeaky toy #gaster

[cuttyflammm]

i genuinely don’t know

#spies in disguise #spies in disguise lance #lance sterling #spies in disguise Walter #walter beckett #character study #rough sketch #pigeonss #I just think pigeons are swell #don’t ask me why but #i decided I had to draw em #okay but this was so hard #harder than it needed to be #because man #them face structures tho #i giggled too much while drawing lance #bros built different #this movie is so dumb #i actually love it #even tho it’s a lil #ya know #questionable #anyway #pigeons am I right guys

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[henreyettah]

First tlt comic pls be kind to me

Edit: made a very minuscule change. Might take a trained eye to see it (hint)

#also this was my first time ever drawing Gideon #which is why she is Not consistent #also still new to drawing harrow so uh #as stated in caption: be kind to me #griddlehark #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #gideon nav #tlt gideon #tlt harrow #this is post nona btw #fingers crossed it’ll remain canon compliant #tamsyn muir please let them live I beg you #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #kiriona gaia #harrow rizz so strong she can ask a girl what dying felt like and it’ll end in kisses lmao #and I’ve decided they do naked cuddles. you pick for yourself if they’re together. I don’t care. they nude cuddle. nuddle. if you will #let the soft animal of your body want bitch #henreyettart

[thepriceofsurvival]

“Riko still believes he can win his father's attention with his fame. If the lord does not recover, Riko will take his anger and grief out on everyone around him."

Neil considered that, then said, "Good thing you're not there anymore."

"Jean still is," Kevin answered.

#first drawing of the king himself #I have this entire scene in my head to Hozier’s Too Sweet where Riko beats Jean #don’t ask me why it’s just the first thing I thought of #obviously had to draw the perpetrator after posting Jean last time #all for the game #jean moreau #aftg #the sunshine court #the foxhole court #kevin day #fanart #Riko Moriyama #my art

[loverboybrightsideghost]

when nimona first shapeshifted in front of gloreth, gloreth was a little freaked out, but more just shocked, and then they went on being friends. it was only once gloreth’s parents told her that nimona is a horrible monster that she finally turned on her. this movie isn’t subtle in the least with its themes, but i like this part of the movie because it really shows just how imaginary and baseless (for lack of a better way to phrase this) the fear of monsters (i.e. trans people) in society is. children, like gloreth, when left alone without any societal influences, will be faced with this Other, Different thing and accept it, just go with it. befriend them.

#bluebird.txt #nimona #it’s like all those stories you hear where people are like ‘i told my niece im gay and she asked why im still single’ or something like tha #kids don’t care! kids left to their own devices really don’t care! #anyways we live in a society whatever whatever #i love this movie #this is brought to you by me living in Stupid Bigoted People Land and i’m tired of it

[sanfezu]

∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

#don’t ask me why #i don’t know either #post #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #screenshots

[moongreenlight]

Ghost as a club bouncer. My brain is doing a hard reboot.

Him in one of those tight-fitted black tees. Big shoulders completely blocking the entrance?

Him standing with his arms crossed over his big barrel chest glowering down at people trying to get in with fake IDs or without paying the cover?

That stupid trope of him questioning your ID? What’s your address? What’s your birthday? What’s your sign? You trying to buy me a drink? And then he grudgingly waves you inside?!!

The idea of him being the one person in the club you shouldn’t be talking to, and especially not sassing that draws you to him all night???

Him standing in front of VIP and you trying to get through but there’s a big crowd but he’s so big and tall that he can see you so he just reaches out and drags you forward by the wrist with those big huge giant tattooed arms of his?!!!!!!!!!

Trying to flirt with him all night and him being stone cold until you finally decide to give it up because there’s some drunk guy looking to actually pay you some mind and when you go to the bathroom and come back out you see Ghost throwing the guy out??

AND THEN YOU GET ALL HUFFY AND TRY AND ARGUE WITH HIM AND HE JUST ROLLS HIS EYES AND TAKES YOU BY THE ARM AGAIN??!!!!!!

LEADS YOU THROUGH THE EMPLOYEE EXIT TO HIS CAR SAYING HE’LL TAKE YOU HOME. AND THEN ON THE DRIVE HOME WHEN YOU’RE BICKERING HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT

“Don’t know how to behave. Been humpin’ my leg all night. Have to sort out that needy cunt of yours see if you can’t stay out of trouble then.”

#obviously I’m very normal about it thanks for asking #been a board certified bouncer pouncer my whole life tbh. don’t know why this took me so long to think of. #moongreenlight #moongreenlightwrites #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod x reader #141 headcanons #drabble #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #cod mwiii #cod mwii #cod mw3 #cod modern warfare

[bixels]

(guy who sent in the original i thought you were a lesbian ask) i just wanted to say i still find you just as attractive with the knowledge that you are a man, apologies if i made you feel uncomfortable or like you're less handsome for not being a hot butch. you're still plenty hot regardless and i'm sorry for inflicting tony hawk's sapphic nightmare on you

Tony Hawk’s Sapphic Nightmare is very funny, I would photoshop something if I could right now. Thank you.

#ask me #anon #rest assured this isn’t bothering me #I’ve gotten replies and asks saying they thought I was trans or enby too #and honestly it’s kinda nice hearing this #I used to be very androgynous and while I’m not anymore #it’s still nice to feel andro. like I’m confident that I’m he/him but being called cute or pretty is nice. that’s why I don’t put pronouns #like it feels nice that I can be masculine and still have people think I’m enby or andro or feminine. it’s good

[haydanakin]

Good Night, Son. I’ll be home in 3 rotations.

Star Wars AU in which Anakin doesn’t turn to the Dark-Side. He is instead a General in the Rebellion, and Luke still grew up on Tattooine.

#swedit #ahsoka #star wars #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #star wars AU #long post #tusermelissa #tusererika #usernik #tusernath #userpegs #tusergeo #don’t ask me how this AU works or why Luke is still separated from Anakin I don’t know #*shale #userlumi #tw flashing #starwarsblr #starwarsfilms #swsource

[yourlocalabomination]

“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

#‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen #am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth? #Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe #just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags #I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #hatchetfield ape man #Workin boys #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[that-bitch-kat3]

conan gray = sirius black

#don’t ask me why this screenshot looks like it was taken on a potato #i do not know #this is the content you get #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #conan gray #conan gray is sirius black #conan gray = sirius black #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd #young marauders #sirius orion black #sob #sirius #sirius o black #siriusblack #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes #hp marauders #mwpp #marauders twitter #atyd fandom

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Stupid six of crows au where instead of the ice court it’s a water park and instead of gauging their timing by the elder clock they time it by the sound of the wave machine.

#don’t ask me why #i don’t know #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #kanej #helnik #wesper #au #soc au #six of crows au

[zer0point5ive]

#has this been done. has someone done this already #chainshipping #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #peter strahm #amanda young #mark hoffman #saw #💽 #amanda lawrence best friends funniest thing in the world to me. i think they should be ! for fun :) #strahm just fits don’t ask me why he’s there

[wispscribbles]

Just gotta say I’m absolutely delighted you don’t give ghost chiseled ass abs, that man needs all the strength he can get and the meat on his bones feels much more realistic/healthy than him having vanity esc muscles :)

Manifesting your days are well!! <3

Big. Big man. Mountain to climb :)

Hope your days are well, too! Thank you <3

#ask #anon ask #my art #sketch #simon ghost riley #look at that... making me actually practice anatomy to pin down an answer. Well done friend #I wrote out a long reply to explain why I draw him like this but tbh I’m just an artist #I don’t know anything about bodies and healthy habits so instead I just give u this #he big. he strong. he good to cuddle and hold #ily artists that draw him chiseled. Godspeed. draw those three million muscles that I can’t name or place #it’s honestly so impressive #in my head he just doesn’t give a shit about how his body looks. only how it works #I also just…. love this body type 🥹

[oobbbear]

Almost forgot, I made a fool doll

Fool belongs to @venomous-qwille !

#my art #art doll #gitm au #don’t ask me why the face look like this #if I had a nickel everytime i screw up a face paint and have to make an emergency rescue last second #i would have two nickels #which is not a lot #but it’s strange it happens twice #to the same(?) character right