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villanevehaus · 1 year
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its tdov so heres me being t and v
[they/them dyke]
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pettydollie · 5 months
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could you IMAGINE bakugou having a gf whos a teacher?? but not just any teacher, nono. a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER. lowkey when he sees u teaching a kid abt counting apples or something, he will think abt having children with you. just seeing you being so gentle nd sweet with little brats munchkins turns his brain into mush.
on one particular day, he went into your classroom wearing his hero costume for a little q/a type thing. everyone was so impressed just by looking at him, even if they didn't know who he was. they were all sat whispering to their friends at small desks as bakugou's large figure just strutted in LOL.
you give him a tiny little peck when he walked into the classroom, to which some kids let out "ooo"s and snickered. you clapped your hands together. "okay boys and girls, let's walk over to the magic carpet for circle time!" you led bakugou with you to the large rug where two chairs were set.
the kids were all sat in a circle, excitedly waiting to talk to the number two hero!! bakugou sat down somewhat awkwardly as for the first time in a while, he was a teeeensy bit nervous for whatever reason. "today we have a special guest joining us for circle time! does anyone know who he is?" you grinned as you saw many hands go up.
"yes, ryu?" you picked on an adorable little boy in the center. "that's mr. dynamite from the news!" he yelled.
"that's right, ryu! but let's use our inside voices, please." you smiled. "does anyone know what mr. dynamite does?" you questioned again. one little girl was squirming in her seat, hand held high. "go ahead, kanako." you nodded to the girl who sat up straighter upon being called on.
"he saves people, l/n-sensei!"
"damn right i do." bakugou smirked pridefully. you lightly nudged his shoulder. "no cursing." you whispered. he rolled his eyes but listened nonetheless. "okay, starting from this side of the rug," you pointed to the left. "you can ask anything you want to the hero, as long as you are kind. and if you don't have a question just say 'pass' and we'll go straight to the next person." you announced. all the children nodded in unison.
"start us off, please." you handed the 'talking mic' to the first kid. "mr. dynamite sir, where are your blasters?" he curiously turned his head to the side. "huh?-" bakugou looked down at his hands. "my gauntlets? left those guys at work. they're too powerful to be here." he answered.
the punks students continued to ask their questions and bakugou replied calmly like this was an everyday event. "you're big." a boy stated. bakugou quirked a brow. that's all this brat had to say? "i know." he replied nonchalantly. "why?" the kid blinked, keeping a straight face.
"uh, why?? i dunno, kid. jus' the way i am." he shrugged, not really knowing how to answer. the kid folded his arms and moved to sit on his knees. "it's my turn now.." a quiet girl next to him tapped on his shoulder, reaching out for the mic. the boy stuck out his tongue at her before turning away to look at bakugou again. "thas' not a real answer."
"kenji, that wasn't kind. you had your turn, now please give the mic to haru." you frowned. haru's eyes turned glossy and her lip began to quiver, but kenji still wasn't letting up. "thas' not fair, sensei!" kenji whined.
"hold it, kid." bakugou stepped in. kenji's attention turned to bakugou, an angry pout written all over his face. "ya ask me sum dumb question," he began. oh gosh, a dumb question? he's not wrong, but he can't say that to a 5 year old! "katsuki." you muttered, trying to get him to stop. but he kept going anyway.
"but i answered it, right? y'r not being a team player to y'r classmate, buddy." bakugou finished, waiting to see what would happen next. the room fell silent. kenji had listened, handed the microphone to haru. he was still upset though, everyone could see it.
"one minute, haru. kenji," you called out. the boy looked up with fat tears in his eyes. "is there something you want to say to your friend?" kenji wiped his eyes with the back of sleeve and mumbled "sorry." to haru. "is okay." haru accepted happily with a toothy grin.
bakugou leaned back in his chair, feeling satisfied with himself as the questions continued. huh, who knew right? you could get used to this.
when the period was over, bakugou waved goodbye to all the kids. however, he bent down in front of kenji and put his fist out. although the child was still somewhat annoyed, he couldn't hold in his grin as he fist bumped a pro hero. "let's all say 'thank you' to, mr. dynamite!" you stood up from your chair, folding your hands together.
"thank you, mr. dynamite!!"
bakugou kissed your cheek and walked to the door with you following behind. you opened the door and he adjusted his mask quickly. he ruffled your hair. "see ya at home, babe."
a/n: literally so rushed im so sorry i just had this thought and i had to get it out. will for sure be coming back to this later :D
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xythlia · 6 months
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⎙ 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄, 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐓 !
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› mammon x f!reader
› request for my mootie wif the best ideas <3 @aestrayla I hope u don't mind I took some creative liberties but u know something like that would make him SNAP ajdhsks
warnings : squirting, talking about making reader a mommy (not sorry), creampie, mating press, semi rough sex, aggressive mammon, possessiveness, hickies/biting, dacriphilia, breeding
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"Uh, hey- wait what is that?"
Your eyes rolled back in your head, breath coming in short bursts in between drawn out moans of his name.
The tinny voice coming from somewhere by your head barely registers in your brain, your field of vision dominated by Mammon as he laid over you between your legs.
"I dunno if you're busy or something but I was calling to talk..."
The way Mammons teeth flash as his lips pull back in a possessive snarl makes something ignite deep inside your tummy. One hand finds your face, gripping your jaw while he forces you to look in his eyes, full of something primal that makes your heart beat erratically, not get distracted by your phone.
You hadn't seen it, but he definitely did catch the way your ex's name flashed across the screen right as he'd slid inside you, pushed your legs up to make sure you felt every inch of his cock as it pushed inside your soaked cunt. You'd been messing around in his bed after a movie marathon, your phone had been the one thing not tossed onto the floor as you both got caught up in each other.
Seeing it turned his mind into a flood of red. How dare some scum sucking human guy call you up? Doesn't he know you belong to him? And what the hell were you doing keeping an ex saved in your phone? Don't you know who you belong to? Without thinking he'd slid his finger to answer the call.
Mammons lips brush against yours, shushing your cries and his hips stop moving, keeping his throbbing cock inside you as you squirm.
"Answer him, baby." A whisper of a growl.
Your eyes gape, full of confusion as he lets go of your jaw, pulling away ever so slightly.
He can see the panic dancing across your previously pleasure drunk face.
"Yeah, sorry I'm- I'm really busy-" you struggle through the words.
"Okay," he pauses briefly. "I mean we can talk more later but I was thinking about you, us, you know? I miss you. I was wondering if you'd wanna give it another try?"
The question sits like a loaded gun in the room.
Your eyes are wild, hands scrabbling above your head fumbling for your phone but Mammon beats you to it. Snatching it up as you whine.
Mammon pulls nearly all the way out of you, feeling the way you clench around him in a desperate attempt to get him to stay. The swollen tip of his cock is all that stays nestled inside you. Gently he sets back on his heels, his other hand finding your pussy as he feigns absentmindedness while slowly circling your clit.
In a tone that makes you shiver and squeeze your eyes shut he starts speaking.
"Don't think so, man. She's too busy about to become a mom."
At that, coupled with a hard press of his index on your aching clit, a particularly hoarse groan is pulled from deep inside your chest.
"What the fuck, hey who is this dickhead?" Your ex's voice takes on a hard edge but it doesn't even register to you, not with your head pressed back against the pillows and your hips rolling upwards to chase Mammons touch.
"Ya heard me, but why don't I let her tell you herself?" He mocks, setting the phone right above your head as his hands dig into your hips in a bruising grip before he slams his hips back against you. The force of it makes you gasp and almost choke on your own spit.
But he can't stop himself now, forearms planting themselves firmly on either side of your face, lips devouring yours. It's sloppy, almost animalistic the way he pounds you into the mattress.
Your head is spinning and you've all but forgotten that there's someone else listening to you right now. There's no space in your mind for that, not when Mammons pace is so brutal and the only thing you can do is claw at his back in a weak effort to anchor yourself.
"Fuck," he pants, "Ya wanna be a mommy?" A smirk paints his face as he nuzzles his nose against the side of your neck, licking and sucking against the thin skin like his life depended on it.
You whine, burying your fingers in his snowy hair. The question makes your mind short out, like an electrical wire snapping and spraying sparks in its wake. You open your mouth but all that comes out is an incoherent mess, cries of his name as you frantically reach down and grip the backs of your thighs to pull them up, your moans reaching a fever pitch as you feel his cock prod even deeper.
Letting go of your neck with a soft pop he finds your lips again, biting on your bottom lip and drinking down your cries like they're the finest wine in any realm.
After a hard nip to the swollen flesh he breaths out against your mouth, "Wanna hear you say it."
Tears slip down the sides of your face, you feel the odd wetness of them pooling against your ears as you sob eagerly. "I wanna be a mommy- please-!"
Your voice gets cut off in a squeal as he takes control of your legs, pushing them so far against your chest it makes you wheeze. He grunts against the feeling of your pussy clamping down on him, your slick walls throbbing and just begging to milk him. With your mouth dropped open in a silent wail Mammon feels something warm spray against his abdomen.
But still his hips keep thrusting against you, balls twitching every time they slap against your ass. He can feel the way he's clenching his jaw so hard his teeth might break. Seeing your slack jawed tear stained face and feeling the way you cling on to his shoulders so pathetically finally slows him down.
With a few long, deep thrusts he stills inside you, relishing in the way your pussy is practically sucking in the warm thick cum spurting inside you. It's confirmation, in his mind, that now he's gotta commit to this.
In a fleeting second of awareness his eyes slide from your cockdrunk face to your phone. The screen is dark.
With a grin that oozes smug satisfaction he captures your lips again in a slow, burning kiss, tongue sliding against yours languidly.
Dragging his spit covered lips to kiss along your jaw his hips gingerly start moving again, prompting a low whine from you as your eyes flutter open.
His hands reach under you, cupping your ass and holding you open for him. "Gotta make sure it takes, right?"
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slut4msby · 3 months
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first kiss. miya osamu x reader
+ tags & warnings; not proofread & v rushed </3 also like quiet a lot of swearing (mainly just the use of the word 'shit')
+ a/n; day 6/7!! one more day to go before i go take a LONGGGG nap (i wish :<) but yeah this isn't the best written but here u go bc im on my osamu shit atm <3
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“So you’re seriously telling me, THE Miya Osamu has never kissed anyone?” You teased the now embarrassed dark harder boy. “Like THE Miya Osamu, like brother to like the schools biggest flirt Miya Atsumu? What’s next your brother hasn’t either? I always knew the Miya twins were FULL of surprises but this, THIS is new.”
“Ew, I don’t wanna know who my brother is kissing and shit.” He said defensively.
“Why?” You questioned.
“Whaddya mean why? Because it’s weird he is like my brother I don’t wanna know what girls he’s snogging and sh-”
“No, I mean like why haven’t ya kissed anyone ‘Samu?” You cut his ramble off, “like I’m sure there's plenty of girls willing to, you have just as many fangirls as Atsumu, just his are louder and more annoying. And apart from that there’s no denying you're an attractive man. I mean you take care of yourself as well.”
“I-I don’t know, Y/N. What I do know is I don’t wanna kiss some fangirl or some shit, I want it to be with someone I care about I guess.”
“Awww 'Samu, that's so cute.” You gushed at his response.
“Shut it, Y/N.” 
As the conversation comes to halt the school bell rings, ending your first break of the day. “I’ll see ya later, ‘Samu. You smile walking down the hall to your class. You sit in your seat next to Osamu’s twin brother, Atsumu.
“Hey, Y/N-chan~” He says as you sit down.
“Hey ‘Tsumu? Ya know ‘Samu has never kissed anyone, like isn’t that just kinda bizarre. Like he’s funny, a good cook, handsome, good at sport ya know what more could a girl want? Like I know he’s seen women and shit but I dunno it’s just weird, I kinda feel bad.” You say towards Atsumu.
“If ya care so much Y/N, why don’t you just kiss him or something? I’m sure that’d shut him up. Ya both never shut up about each other, it’s kinda annoying.” 
“He talks about me?!” You say with a pink stain spreading across your face.
“Did ya hear what Y/N-chan said earlier, did you see Y/N-chan today, I think I’m gonna bring Y/N-chan some food tomorrow, Y/N-chan this, Y/N- chan that and every time I tell him to shut his trap.” Atsumu sighed, placing his head in his hands, “and yer not any better Y/N.”
“I don’t talk about him that much.” You say crossing your arms, frowning at Atsumu. Atsumu just rolled his eyes in response. Not long after your teacher began teaching her lesson, you couldn’t stop thinking about the twins' words. “If ya care so much Y/N, why don’t you just kiss him”  “to be with someone I care about I guess” “Ya both never shut up about each other”. There was certainly no denying your attraction to the silver haired twin. But in your years of knowing him, neither of you showed any romantic interest in each other. You had both seen a range of people, every breakup the same. Ending with one comforting the other, “they were such a dick anyway” or “I never really liked them to begin with.”
As the school day concluded, you decided to watch the volleyball teams practice. A common occurrence at this point.
“Oh hey, Y/N.” Suna said as he entered the gym, Osamu behind him. Osamu looked up to give you a smile, which you returned. No hey or hug like you were used to. There was something different about Osamu this time.
As you watched the boys practice, you would have some casual conversation with the team. Giggling and smiling, but never Osamu. It was always Osamu, but not since your conversation earlier.
Eventually Osamu was alone for the first time the whole practice, so you decided to confront him on his weird behaviour. “‘Samu?” You ask softly, his head poking up to look at you, “you’re acting weird, is everything okay?”
“Yeah I’m fine, Y/N. Just a little stressed, school and all that,” He mumbled softly before returning back to practise leaving you dumbfounded. 
“You know that’s not the reason right, Y/N?” Suna said from behind you. Causing you to look behind you, giving him a look of curiosity. “Apparently Atsumu sent him a message earlier, I dunno what it was exactly about but it was something about you that’s for sure.” After Suna finished speaking he grabbed his water bottle and walked away.
You couldn’t focus on the last part of their practices, instead you were left wondering from Suna’s words. As practice concluded, you could hear the Miya’s bickering as you began leaving before Osamu called out to you, “Y/N-chan!” You stop in your tracks turning to face the twin jogging towards you, “can we talk for a second, please?”
“Oh sure.”
You and Osamu walked in silence, an awkward silence in drastic contrast to the usual comfortable silence before reaching a private area.
“I uhm- about earlier I’m sorry for like acting weird…” he said fiddling with his fingers, “it’s just ‘Tsumu sent me a stupid text and It’s just like bothering me and-”
“Osamu.” You cut him off, looking at him in the face, “can I kiss you? I know you said you wanted it to be someone you care about-”
Your words were cut off as Osamu placed his hand on your chin, pulling you closer before your lips collided. The world seemed to fade away as your lips met, a fusion of unspoken emotions and shared history. As you both pulled away, heat rising on both of your faces. Before Osamu let out a chuckle, “did ‘Tsumu get you too?”
“Mhm. Glad he did though.” You say wrapping your arms around, Osamu. 
“Fucking finally. You owe me some puddin’.” Atsumu said towards Suna, who just rolled his eyes in response.
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rebouks · 3 months
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Previous // Next
Ivan: Well, how’d y’think it makes me feel when the only thing I can get outta you for months is that you’re bored. Is it not enough-.. am I not enough? [Bruno sighed heavily and shook his head with frustration; Ivan just wasn’t getting it] Bruno: Why do you always make everything about yourself? It’s not about how you feel. Ivan: I ain’t sayin’ it is! Bruno: You wanted to know what was wrong-.. but I knew you wouldn’t like the answer, so I kept it to myself. Bruno: I just feel empty and alone, no matter who I’m with or what I’m doing, it’s always the same. I’ve felt like that for as long as I can remember, even when I was a child. Like if I disappeared one day, no one would really care-.. you’d think so at first, but after a month or two it’d be as though I never existed. Ivan: That ain’t true at all… Bruno: Maybe, maybe not, but that’s how I feel regardless. Ivan: Maybe y’oughta get yourself on somethin’, like-… Bruno: Antidepressants don’t help, therapy doesn’t help-.. drugs, alcohol, none of it changes anything. I don’t think I know how to exist in this life; not happily, anyway. Ivan: Don’t say that! Y’just need a purpose or somethin’, I dunno… [Bruno shrugged dismissively; Ivan would never understand. How could Mr. Passionate ever make sense of the bleak void that enveloped his core, that inherently made him who he was?] Bruno: Probably. [Ugh, another deep and twisting adult conversation that made Robin’s head spin. He wondered if this was all grown-ups did; get too busy or stubborn to deal with each other and their bullshit until it all became too much, then take a vacation, relax and let it all out only to repeat the same ridiculous cycle as soon as they got home] Ivan: Y’know I love ya, right? We’ll figure somethin’ out. Bruno: I know, but I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t want to figure-… Ivan: What the fuck, B? I don’t exactly wanna give u-… [A twig snapped; just as Robin had decided to turn around too-.. bollocks] Ivan: Hey, bud. Bruno: What’re you doing here? [Robin knew that Bruno was feeling extra tense right now, but as nice as he could be, he still felt a little wary of him. He’d seen far too much of his checkered past, and Robin could tell he didn’t carry quite the same guilt as his father or Ivan did-.. nor was he as innocent as them. If you knew too much, which he most certainly did, Bruno was a scary man] Robin: I was just e-exploring. Bruno: It’s a bit late for that, you should be in bed. Ivan: Aye, go on.. we can explore in the mornin’. Ivan: Y’didn’t have t’scare the poor lad. Bruno: He shouldn’t be eavesdropping then. Ivan: Kids are just fuckin’ nosy, B.. simmer down.
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lunatiqez · 1 year
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“DRUNKEN CONFESSIONS” — Simon Riley
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PAIRING: Simon “Ghost” Riley x Reader
GENRE: Romance
SUMMARY: Soap decides that a night out would be beneficial to his two best friends, Ghost and Y/N; however, Ghost has something he’s been hiding from Y/N
WARNINGS: Alcohol, drinking, flirting under the influence (??), mutual pining, sappy little babygirl ghost
WORD COUNT: 2.6k
A/N: Tysm to @lu-vin-it for proofreading my fic even though u don’t have a clue ab COD!! PART TWO
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YOU’D NEVER KNOWN SIMON “GHOST”Riley very well. He was just another guy in the 141, and at most, one of Soap’s buddies. In all honesty, you were terrified of the man.
His big figure, his deep voice, his dark mannerisms— hell, the way he didn’t show his face to anyone even freaked you out. Despite this, you would often catch yourself admiring him from afar. Sneakily watching him in the training room, catching glances at him in the base late at night. Occasionally, he’d catch you, making you internally panic.
The strange thing is, he’d continue staring. It was as if he was a predator stalking his prey. He wouldn’t look away until something else caught his attention.
“I dunno, Soap. It’s just— ugh! I don’t know!” You groaned in frustration.
“Yeah, I hear ya.” He says, leaning against your room’s doorframe.
You sat up from your bed and looked him in the face.
“He’s- there’s somethin’ about him. He’s terrifying but weirdly charming.”
“Ah well, y’know. He’s not my type personally—“
“Shut the fuck up Johnny.” You snorted, to which he shrugged.
“I’ve seen him eyefucking you quite a bit, Chaos.”
“I told you to quit callin me th— wait what?” He snickered.
“Yeah, you heard me. And I know you see it too, every time you see him staring at you’s you go crazy.”
“Tell me you’re lying.” You said in awe.
“Have I ever been one to deceive?”
“No.” You huffed, embarrassed.
“Yeah, well, if ya need me to talk to the guy, let me know. I’m sure I can get you two set up.” He starts heading back to his room, only looking back to wink at you.
You stayed up all night, wondering if you were really that obvious.
‘This is stupid,’ you thought to yourself. Why were you staying up thinking about a boy like you were a middle schooler? Frankly, no one could waterboard this information out of you. You could feel the tips of your ears warming. You tossed and turned, the bed creaking with every shift in movement.
The next morning, you walked into the mess hall to be greeted by Ghost and Soap. The burly man, once again, catching eye contact with you. You looked away swiftly, a string of profanities escaping your mouth under your breath.
“Soap,” you greeted.
“Mornin’ Chaos. Sleep well?”
“Quit calling me that,” you grunted. You stepped between him and Ghost to start the coffee maker.
“Morning Ghost.” You said, praying to the lords that your nervousness couldn’t be heard in your voice.
He nodded in response. You smiled slightly at him, not bothering to see if he would smile back.
“Laswell wants us to all go on a run together.” Soap leaned against the counter. Both you and Ghost look at him, puzzled.
“I’m just as confused as the two of you’s.” He chuckles. You glared at him, knowing that Laswell did not put the three of you up for a “run.”
“Apparently, we’re just s’posed to scout around, look for anything that seems..uh..fishy.” Johnny elaborated.
“Alright. When?” Ghost asked gruffly. You startled a bit, it was as if you hadn't heard his voice in ages.
“Tonight.” You sighed. You were really hoping to get a night to focus on yourself.
“It won’t be that bad, Chaos. Just a little trip, ya know? You’ll be just fine.” He said in an attempt to console you.
“A drive around? That’s it, right?” Ghost asked, completely ignoring your presence. How could he go from staring into your soul to not even acknowledging your existence?
“Sounds like it.” Soap responded to him.
“I’ll be there.” Ghost said—as if he hadn’t been “there” for every mission ever. You gave him a quick glance, only to see him looking right back at you.
Finally, you stepped out from the middle of them.
“Where ya goin’?” Soap called to you.
“Gonna go enjoy my alone time while I still have it!” You said snarkily. You could hear him chuckle to Ghost as you walked off.
When you got to your room, you shut the door swiftly and sat on the bed. ‘You’ve got to be kidding me,’ is what you thought to yourself. How could Soap do this to you? It wasn’t like Ghost actually took any interest in you— couldn’t Soap see that? He looked like he absolutely hated your guts.
A couple of hours later,, you got ready to go.
“We’ll be taking the Jeep. It’ll just be through Los Vaqueros. Nothin’ too dangerous,” Soap explained. “Oh yeah- I’ll be driving.”
You sighed. He knew you didn’t like when he drove— he was reckless.
“Okay, well I’m taking the passenger. That means Ghost’ll have to sit in the back.” You sighed.
“Alright. Let's go.” Ghost said as he was leaving the base.
The sun was setting, so you knew the three of you would be going around looking for shit that didn’t exist. Soaps smart enough to scout during the day.
“We’re gonna be meetin’ up with Alejandro Vargas.” You sighed to yourself.
“Oh come on. He’s not that bad’o company, is he?”
“Never said that,” you retorted.
“Stop your bickerin’ and let’s get a move on, yeah? Quicker we get it done the quicker we can come back.” Ghost groaned.
With that, the three of you hopped into the Jeep, Soap getting into the driver’s side, you in the passenger’s side, and Ghost in the back. You made little to no effort to make small talk, seeing as Alejandro would be the one to take that job as soon as he got into the vehicle.
After driving for a while, Soap slowed down to a brightly lit building. You could hear faint voices along with cheerful music. You looked at the man skeptically, and he responded to your expression with a warm smile.
You then turned to Ghost, who was making the same expression towards Soap—except he looked more annoyed than suspicious. The two of you looked at each other, and you swore his eyes softened at your sight. It must’ve been your eyes tricking you, right? There’s no way someone like Ghost could look at someone like you the way he just did.
“Y/N?” Soap asked you, wrecking your train of thought.
“Yeah?” You snapped back into reality.
“C’mon mate.” He motioned you to get out of the car, as he and Ghost were already out.
“Yeah, sorry.” You responded. You hurried out of the vehicle and went to stand by him.
“Uh..what is this?” You asked him.
“What’s it look like? A party.”
“A party?” You turned to him.
“Yeah! Figured my best buds could use some time to unwind— just for the night, at least.” He grinned.
“This is stupid.” Ghost grumbled under his breath.
“Ah, you two’ll love it. Now let’s go! Can’t keep Alejandro waitin’ now, can we?”
“But I thought he was supposed to be showing us around?” You asked.
“Ah ah,” Johnny said. “I said we’d be meetin’ up with him.” He then rushed the two of you into the building.
When the door opened, you saw all sorts of people. They were all laughing and having fun— you tried to hide your relieved smile. Alejandro noticed you as you walked in, and he dashed over to the three of you.
“Hey, amigos! Glad you could make it,” he greeted Soap with a handshake, doing the same with Ghost.
“Wouldn’t miss it.” Soap said.
Alejandro chuckled. “So I take it these two didn’t know what they were getting into, yeah? Based on this one’s face” he gestured towards you.
“I don’t make it that obvious, do I?” You gave him a friendly smile.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve said the same for Ghost over here if he didn’t have that mask on— como siempre.”
“Gotta stay anonymous.” Soap joked, and you could see Ghost roll his eyes in annoyance from the corner of your eye.
“We have drinks,” Alejandro remarked. “I can tell you three have been dying to get loose, yeah?”
“Definitely.” You said, relaxing a bit.
“Alright then, Rudy will show you guys what we have.”
Soap walked over to Rudy and tapped him on the shoulder, making him turn around.
“MacTavish!” He said, sounding a little tipsy. “And Ghost too!”
“How ya been, Rudy?” The Scottish man laughed.
“Never been better! Are you guys gonna get something to drink?”
He begins to make small talk with Rudy. Ghost slips past between the two of you and grabs a red solo cup, filling it with tequila. He then walks past you again and rounds a corner. You too grab a cup, except you only fill half of the cup.
You follow the direction Ghost went, finding him in the only dark part of the building. His back was leaned up against the wall and his mask was flipped up, revealing the tip of his nose and his scruffy chin. You debate going up to him, not wanting to step into his comfort zone by seeing this tip of his face. Finally, you decide to anyway.
“Ghost,” You greet him. He looks over at you and swiftly pulls his mask down. “Oh..sorry. I didn’t even notice your mask was—“
“It’s fine.” He cuts you off. You nod in understanding.
“What’d you think about this?” You ask him, leaning up against the wall in front of him.
“I dunno.” He says quietly.
“Mm,” you hum in agreement. Slowly, you see his hand moving up to bring his mask up again. He sips his drink. You sat in silence for a while.
“Didn’t take you for a drinker.” He comments quietly.
“Usually I don’t, but I think I need this.” You explained. He snorts at your reply.
“Speaking of which,” you started. He looks up at you curiously. “That’s a lot of alcohol. You sure you’ll be able to stomach that?”
“Please. I’m not a pussy. I can drink tequila as much as I want.” He scoffed.
“Damn, okay.” You said, surprised he answered you like that.
You drank in more semi-awkward, semi-comfortable silence. Suddenly, he got up off the wall and started walking away.
“Hey, where ya going?” You asked. You contemplated going after him, but you began to get dizzy.
“Getting another drink. I’ll be back.” He said, stumbling away. You huffed.
He came back not long after with another cup full of alcohol. Instead of standing across from you, he stood beside you. You could feel his body warmth from how close he was standing. He took a drink. Then another, then another. You finished your first cup and decided that you definitely didn’t want another. You already felt like shit.
He looked at you, holding eye contact directly— but he didn’t speak. You weren’t sure what to do.
He looked like he was about to lose his balance, so you grabbed his arm, making him slightly flinch.
“We should sit down, you look like you’re gonna be sick.”
“‘M fiine.” He said, slurring his words slightly. You sat him down on the cold tile floor, and surprisingly, he didn’t hesitate. You sat together quietly, drowning out the laughter and conversations happening in the background. Ghost held eye contact with you once more, and you couldn’t help but giggle at him.”
“What’s so funny, huh?” He questioned.
“Nothing, it’s just— I told you that you wouldn’t be able to stomach all that tequila. Hell, I could barely drink mine.” He stared into your eyes, looking as if he was lost in them.
“Ghost?” You tried to get his attention.
“Hav—“ he belched. “Have I ever told you howw.. pretty your eyes…are?”
“Come again?” You asked, flustered.
“Your eyes. They look nice.”
“Ghost, you’re drunk.” You laughed nervously. You could feel the butterflies in your stomach going absolutely batshit crazy.
“Nononono-.” He stopped you. “I’ve always thhought that.” He said quietly. You sat in silence, not knowing how to react, but you were hoping he couldn’t tell you were dying on the inside.
“I..” you started, but then stopped yourself. Ghost looked at you with puppy dog eyes through his mask. Even if he was drunk, you could tell he meant every word. He leaned into you, and you could feel his hot breath against your face. His breath smelled of alcohol and mint, stinging your nose in the best way possible.
Then, he kissed you.
“Ghost…” you sighed.
“Simon.” He said— almost demanded.
“Simon. You’re really drunk right now. You don’t know what you’re doing.”
“Please, Y/N.” He pleaded. You were in utter shock. This was not the Simon Riley you knew. The Simon Riley you knew was cold, closed off, quiet. This one was… a breath of fresh air, in all honesty. He was soft, affectionate, loving.
He leaned in once more, giving you a gentle kiss. You were far too scared to reciprocate it. Too worried that he didn’t mean any of this.
“Y/N, I’m in love with you.” He sighs. Your eyes widen and your cheeks burn up.
“I…” you huffed nervously. “I think I like you too, Simon. But I think we need to talk about this when you’re not drunk.”
You can see his soft lips morph into a frown. He thinks you don’t believe him, but quite frankly, it’s hard to do that when you’ve only ever seen the reserved version of him.
“Let’s go back to the base, okay? You can get some rest and we’ll talk in the morning.” You smile softly at him. He nods, his lips slightly parted. You scoot over to him and pull his mask back over his face. Then you sit up and pull him up with all your might.
“Stay here, okay? I’m going to find Soap.” He nods again.
You round the corner back into the bright room, and see Soap immediately. He’s cheering loudly, surrounded by the partygoers and obviously extremely drunk. You yell his name and he jogs over to you.
“We need to go back, we’ve been here for too long.”
“Oh come on, mate. Already?” He complains.
“Johnny, don’t make this any harder, please.” He looks away, and then back at you, as if he’s thinking about what to do.
“Don’t even think of saying no. You’re too drunk to drive alone and so is Ghost. Let’s go.” You said forcefully. He groaned and went back to tell the others it was time for him to go.
You loaded the boys into the car and sat in the driver’s seat. This time, Ghost was in the passenger side and Soap was in the back. The whole ride back you could see him gazing at you in your peripheral vision.
When you got back, you led them to their rooms. Soap was first, and then Ghost.
When you brought Ghost to his room, he took his gear off and laid on the bed immediately. You were about to leave when you heard him whisper your name. You turned back to him.
“Don’t go.” He said, almost inaudibly.
“Gh— Simon, I can’t stay here all night.”
“Please..just lay with me.” He begged.
You thought for a moment, and then walked over to him. You sat on the edge of his bed and looked at him. The room was lit by the moonlight. He sighed contentedly, and then reached his hand out. You slid closer to him, when suddenly he grabbed your hand and pulled you on top of him.
“Simon-“ you yelped quietly. He hushed you and rubbed your back, you could feel him relax against your touch, so you relaxed against his too. Soon enough you felt his rhythmic breath entering and exiting his calmed body. He was asleep.
You sat up, careful not to disturb him. You stood over him for a second, thinking to yourself. Then, you leaned over and planted a kiss on his cheek.
“Goodnight Simon. I love you.” you sighed, giving him one more kiss.
You really hoped he meant what he said tonight.
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asmallpinkfan3 · 4 months
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Hobie brown and young! troubled teen reader hcs (more like oneshot)
Note-this is the first time I’ve tried writing for him and if u get his personality wrong please forgive me.
TW: reader has issues, swearing, slight mentions of sucidal feelings. Also I’m not British so idk any slang. So if anyone is British out there I’m sorry. And I dunno if I’m gonna write more for him I gotta figure it out.
GN reader, also reader is a younger teen like 13-16
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You had met him purely by accident, you ran into him while not paying attention in the spider society headquarters, he didn’t get upset really seeing that you did it by accident but it did catch his attention when you were apologizing like you had ran into Miguel.
He noticed the way your hands gripped your sleeve almost as if you were mentally beating yourself up because you ran into someone. “It’s fine”. He said with a small smile trying to assure you he wouldn’t body slam you into the concrete like your mind had overreacted because of bumping into him.
He saw you a couple more times around headquarters, spacing out,fiddling with your hands, etc. he also noticed how you stayed at headquarters a lot not seeming to wanna go home for whatever reason.
The time that you had actually got a proper introduction to him and not bumping into him or catch him looking at you was when Gwen befriended you and introduced you to him.
Overtime he kinda saw the way you would try to be near him without saying anything almost like his presence gave you comfort. He never pointed it out nor did he seem to mind when you went to his place to be around miles, Gwen, and Pav you would always sit near him.
Sometimes he caught you staring at his stuff, posters, pins, wall decor, all that. You seem to like how his place was decorated and he felt a little flattered.
The first time you had started talking to him and showing interest in his stuff by speaking was when you asked where his pins were from. “Made them myself.” He replied with a smile and you nodded in understanding. One time you had watched him play his guitar and you kinda just stood there and watched amazed at his playing, he didn’t mind. It’s not like you were being a bother just by watching with big eyes and being completely focused on it.
The first time you opened up was when you had a fight with your parents about something so small and for some reason you went to his universe. “Y/n? Mate what you-“ “can I stay here for tonight?” You cut him off before he could finish, and he noticed the tears in your eyes as it’s obvious you’re not doing too good.
“The couch is free you can sleep there for tonight.” He replied softly as he threw a blanket to you. “You caught it with a tight grip and nodded as a thanks and went to the couch and laid on it, you did have to move a pair of shoes out the way but other wise it was pretty comfortable.
In the morning you woke up to Hobie making himself some breakfast and you sat up and walked over to him, blanket still wrapped around you.
“Thank you for letting me stay the night”. You thanked him as he gave you a soft smile, he then took a sip of his coffee . “No problem mate, you wanna talk about what happened?” He asked and you sighed as you explained everything from your parents being assholes and constantly feeling like you wanna end it all.
He put his coffee down as he stared at you with a concerned look as tears started falling. “Mate, you need a hug?” He asked softly as it’s pretty much the only thing he can offer as he watched a young teen just tell him everything on why they feel like shit constantly.
You nodded as he then gave you a massive hug mainly cause he’s 6’5 and you felt safe, protected, like nothing could harm you. “I’m just tired of everything and my parents don’t help, and being a spider person it just-“ you sobbed into him as he rubbed your back keeping his voice soft and low. “Shh mate it’s ok, it’s alright your parents aren’t here and I’m not gonna judge ya, ok?”
He didn’t move or let go till you did and when you stopped crying he wanted to make sure you felt at least a little better so he tried to think. “How about this, we go get ya cleaned up and go somewhere, you ever had fish and chips?”
You shook your head as you looked up at him and he only smirked a little trying to lighten your mood. “There’s this small shop around here we can go get some, plus their food is really good not like that rubbish that big company’s produce.” He explained as it got a small smile from you. “I would like that”. You responded as you put the blanket that’s currently wrapped around you on the couch.
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malleusthehammer · 8 months
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(Not sure if your taking request or not but here goes nothing) could you please do Sasaki, Lu Bu, Buddha and Thor with a reader that asks to braid they're hair?? Idk, I just think it would be very cute reaction from them 😭
YES YES YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES!! THANK U SM FOR THE REQUEST!! I truly hope u enjoy it :3
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Braiding Lü bu, Buddha, Thor, and Sasakis hair
Warnings: None! pure fluf :3
Type: Headcanons;drabble
⚔️ Sasaki Kojiro
He loves having his hair brushed and played with.
super silky!!
Rarely leaves it down, but if you ask he might :3
Dude falls asleep if you start brushing his hair
Sasaki laid back gently, his head resting on your thighs. His dark brown eyes locked with yours, his goofy smile plastered on his face.
“You’ll brush my hair?”
You giggled, of course you would! Who wouldn’t? You grabbed the brush, combing it gently through his silver locks. His eyes closed in full relaxation, his smile still hung on his lips. Life couldn’t get any better.. or could it? After you combed the tangles and knots out, you began braiding it. He felt you stop brushing and his eyes opened.
“Why’d ya stop, Tsuma?”
He tried to sit up a bit, but was completely rejected by you pulling him back down.
“Lay back down! Im braiding it..”
You stuck your tongue out as you concentrated. He smiled at you, his eyes trailing over your face as you finished the braid with a hair tie.
“There you go! You look so handsome!!”
Sasaki sat up, looking in the mirror on the dresser of the bedroom. His eyes lit up as he examined the hair. He gently ran his hand over it, turning to look at you.
“Wow.. you’re amazing! Can you.. do it more often?”
🐴 Lü Bu
slightly hesitant at first, but gave up from your persistence
Bro is so eepy
You sat up on the wall that held a little courtyard. Lü Bu was sitting underneath you, his head resting on his hand. You could hear him grumbling as you undid his bun. Your smile grew as his hair fell down. His hair was so long and beautiful, you wish you could just play with it forever. You gently combed through it with your hands for a minute, then pulled a comb through it.
He watched as the usual people who followed him trained in a field not to far from the house. With a yawn, he glanced up at you.
“Why did you wanna do this anyway?”
He didn’t seem annoyed like he was when you asked, but slightly raised his brow.
“I love your hair, it’s just.. i dunno!”
He smiled slightly before looking back down, your hands working tirelessly at his dark locks. You pulled the hair gently, trading the sections of hair one by one. You felt him leaning more and more back, knowing he was getting sleepy.
You patted his head gently, letting him know you were done. He gently woke up with a gruff, looking around for a second.
“You’re done!”
You passed him a mirror, his groggy eyes looking at himself. Soon, his face lit up and his smile grew. He stood up, facing you.
“I love it! It makes me look so..”
He cut off his sentence as he flexed.
🍬 Buddha
you’re both just chillin in Nirvana as he lets you play with his hair like usual
his hair is SOFT
Fluffy too :3
Buddha quickly unwrapped another candy before popping it in his mouth. He hummed slightly as your nails scraped his scalp. He felt your hands work at his hair, the light breeze falling through the two of you. The silence was gentle, but peaceful.
You paused for a second, looking at the bowl of candy in Buddhas lap. You leaned over his shoulder gently, holding his hair in your hands.
“Can I have one?”
He smiled before grabbing one, and unwrapping it. He placed it gently in your mouth before you returned to your duties. You traded the strands of hair, and soon enough, you had finished. The way his bleach blonde hair faded into the dark layer of his hair was so beautiful. Almost like a sunset, but prettier in your eyes.
“Are you done? Can i see~?”
His sing-songy voice reached your ears and snapped you out of your trance. You eagerly nodded as he looked in a handheld mirror. His smile grew as he turned to look at you. The wind gently blew the loose hair in his face.
“You know how to make me so handsome..”
⚡️ Thor
Not entertained by it
lowkey wants you to do it, but doesn’t want to seem soft
you finally convince him
more like he gives in from your begging
Thor sat down in his room, his coat hiding his face as you ran your hands through his long red strands. The screen infront of you both was playing the 4th round of Ragnarok. Thor didn’t say anything. He never did. But you knew everytime he saw Hercules get hurt, he’d cringe.
“Brünhilde pisses me off..”
His voice growled slightly as his eyes narrowed. Thors grip on Mjlönir tightened. You caressed his hair gently and shushed him.
“Calm down.. i’m sure it will turn out a win for the Gods, hm?”
He sighed, leaning back into your hands. His dark eyes continued to stare at the screen, feeling you braid his hair. Soon after, you had finished his hair. You ran your hands down the braid, placing it gently on his shoulder. He glanced at it, seeing the dark black ribbon you tied it with. You could see the faint smile on his face, his dark eyes darting up to meet yours.
“Thank you, my love.”
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GRAAHAHAHHAHA okay i’m sorry they get shorter as they go on 😭 this is my first time writing for thor, but i really hope you enjoyed it! My requests are open! Feel free to drop somethin by and i’ll make sure to try and cook it up for ya!! Have an amazing day!! :3
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ediewentmissing · 1 year
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Hiii!! Could you write an angst/fluff eddie fic based on a bad habit of mine? 😬 I have this habit of using things like using the bathroom or eating as a reward for finishing a task 🥴 I won’t use the bathroom even if I have to go bad until I finish an assignment or something. I’d love to know how he would react to reader doing that 🫶
this is such an adorable thought. i wish i could’ve done this better but i have a shit ton of work to do so i had to smash this out in 10 minutes 😭 so sorry for the lack of quality here but hope it’s up to standard ❤️
you’re scribbling away at your desk, filling out an important stack of sheets for mr. higgins to review tomorrow. your wrist aches from writing and your stomach is growling at you for not feeding it.
you look over at your alarm clock on your bedside table. 1 PM. shit. you haven’t eaten anything since yesterday night’s dinner. you look back at the incomplete papers miserably and continue jotting.
“hey, sweets!” eddie bursts through your bedroom door. he flashes you a smile and stands in front of you, rocking excitedly back and forth on his feet, hiding something behind his back.
you giggle at him, “what have u got hidden back there?”
“well, y’know that vinyl at camelot that you were obsessing about?”
“appetite for destruction?” you ask, “yeah, i remember. why?”
he pulls the shiny new vinyl from behind him, waving it in both hands, “i brought it!”
“eddie! i told you not to!” you laugh as he hands it over, “it was expensive!”
“hm, well i may or may not have done a massive deal with one of the tiger’s basketball players and earned a fuck-ton of cash,” he smiles, “so how ‘bout we get up and dance…” he wiggles his brows, “and relax for a bit, yeah?” he holds out his hands to lift u up from the seat at your desk.
“yeah, that sounds good,” you wave his hands away, “but i’ve gotta get this done. maybe later, ‘kay?”
“later?” he frowns, “you’ve never said later to music before, babe. what’s up? have you miraculously decided that music isn’t good enough for you anymore?” he crosses his arms.
“no, music is life, and as much as i love the idea of jamming out, i have to get this done. shoo, shoo,” you wave a hand at him, but of course he doesn’t plan on going anywhere.
“what are you doing that so important, huh?” he questions, leaning over your shoulder to take a look at the important work in question. “wait, wait, wait,” he says confused, “weren’t you doing this this morning, like, before i left?”
you nod timidly, and his mouth opens to protest, but you speak quickly, “yes, but it’s really important! it needs to be done, eds!”
“okay! okay!” he puts his hands up, mock surrendering, “well have you taken a break since you started?”
“uh…” you hesitate.
“have you eaten?” he asks, concerned. you don’t say anything. “right, that’s it,” he claps his hands together and hauls you up from your seat, “i’m going to make you a signature gourmet eddie munson special. extra special for an extra special lady, yeah?” he smiles as he drags you down the hallway to the living area.
“now sit,” he says, promptly pushing your shoulders down so you sit on the springy sofa in front of the tv. he turns it on. “watch,” he points to the tv, “relax,” he pulls your feet up to rest on the coffee table, “got it?”
you nod, closing your eyes and lolling your head back on the couch, finally relaxing. “mhmm… i can’t feel my butt.”
“probably because you’ve been sitting on that same fucking chair all day,” he chuckles from the kitchen. you can hear food bubbling.
after a couple minutes he comes back with a bowl, setting it down beside your feet, “there ya go, babe.”
you pick it up and giggle, “is your ‘signature gourmet eddie munson special’ really spaghetti?”
“ah, ah, ah,” he tuts, “canned spaghetti,” he says, as if it makes it even more special.
you’re about to eat it before you stop the forkful of spaghetti from entering your mouth. “hang on. since when did we have canned spaghetti?”
“dunno,” he shrugs, “found it at the back of the cupboard.”
“at the back of the cupboard?” you repeat, “pass me the can.” he gives you a confused look before darting to the kitchen to grab the empty can from the counter.
he passes it to you and you read it aloud, “use by the fifteenth of april, 1984… eddie your supposedly ‘gourmet food’ is expired by three years.”
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w-wolfhard · 5 months
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hi would u write for rodrick heffley? i’m living off of crumbs lmaoooo
paring : rodrick heffley x f!reader.
warning(s) : none.
a/n : yall oh em gee i havent been on tumblr in so long holy shit😭 missed y'all😪 also i'm writing f!reader cus thats what im used to but if ya need me to write it differently i could try and do so 🫡🫡
in which y/n & rodrick try to bake cookies for a thanksgiving party but fail horribly.
it was thanksgiving weekend and rodrick's family next door was throwing a party. everyone had to bring a dish if they wanted to enter, so there you were; in your house next door, trying to bake a batch of last minute cookies with rodrick.
he pulled out the cookie dough from the fridge, slapping the package on the counter, "soooo.." he sighed. "do you know how to do this?" rodrick questioned, looking at the package of cookie dough as if it were a question from his previous math test.
"sure i do!" you said hesitantly. "you just have to– i dunno." you sighed as well.
"well okay.. that's fine. that's alright! neither of us know how to bake fucking cookies but that's decent!" he tried to be enthusiastic but he just sounded stupid.
"rodrick no, we're being fucking dumb. we don't even have to make the cookie dough. how are we gonna fuck this up if the cookie dough is already made?!" you rambled, slapping the cookie dough.
"i don't know man! it's you and i, and we could never cook!"
"we've never even tried cooking, dumbass!" you slapped your forehead. "y'know what, directions exist for a reason; let's read the directions." you told him, taking a deep breath.
"nuh-uh! directions are for babies, y/n. we're highschoolers, we can do this without that dumb shit." he scoffed.
"yeah, we're highschoolers that don't know how to bake cookies," you bit the inside of your cheek. "if you don't wanna read the directions then be the director! go on, i'll follow."
"fine! then i will," he folded his arms. "why dont we just roll up the cookie dough into a ball, place it on a paper plate then pop it in the oven?" he said proudly. "ya ever thought of that smartass?"
"i'm glad i haven't, 'cause what in the world kind of plan was that. you sound like a kindergartener rodrick." you narrowed your eyes at him and he looked at you offended. "seriously?! a big ball of cookie dough, on a paper plate, in the oven? we'll blow up or something!"
"will not!" he argued.
"gosh, i'm dating someone insane," you muttered.
"well do you got a better plan? 'cause if you do, i'd like to hear it." rodrick scoffed.
"how 'bout we, i dunno, read the directions?"
he groaned, giving in. "fine. just so we can get this over with so we could finally feast back at my house."
you chuckled and picked up the package, reading what it says; step #1 – get a trey. step #2 – put small pieces of dough onto the trey. step #3 – bake the cookies in the oven at 350° for 10-12 minutes. step #4 – take them out let them sit for a bit & feast on your cookies!
"that's basically what i said—"
"that's the complete opposite of what you said." you cut him off, shaking your head. you both did as the directions said; rodrick handed you the trey and you covered it with parchment paper while rodrick was preheating the oven. you and rodrick made small balls of dough together and placed them on the trey, spaced out good enough.
once they finished doing all that, rodrick popped the trey of cookies into the oven and closed it. once they finished, they pumped their fists in the air, celebrating. "woohoo! we so just did that!" you gave him a high five.
"definitely! i can't wait for them to be done!"
"yup, then we can finally go to your place and feast on the funnel cake your mom made." you licked your lips.
you both cheered and went over to the couch in your living room and watched tv. you guys were so indulged in the movie that was playing that you forgot about the cookies. except the smell reminded the both of you. "rodrick! the cookies!" it's definitely been over 10-12 minutes since you guys last popped those in the oven.
"fuckfuckfuck" rodrick hurriedly took out the cookies which looked burnt but still looked edible. you both sighed, "well we tried?"
"did we rodrick, did we?"
"yes we did." he nodded slowly. " atleast that's what we'll tell them," he chortled, grabbing two paper plates and stacking the cookies on it neatly, he made his way to the front door while you followed. he handed you one of the plates, as he unlocked the front door, "after you m'lady."
"never call me that again," you both laughed and he shut the door behind him locking it. he picked a cookie from the top of the stack, "cheers to shitty cookies on thanksgiving?"
you chuckled and grabbed the cookie on the top of your stack, "cheers to shitty cookies on thanksgiving." you clinged your cookies together and then took a bite.
god were they burnt.
you both forced yourselves to choke it down. "i'll stick to your mom's funnel cake." you sighed as rodrick unlocked his front door.
"yeah same."
susan answered with a grin, "hello y/n! come in, come in!" she stared down at your cookies and her grin morphed into a different look, "are those edible?" she motioned to the cookies in your guys' hands.
"well yeah, but i advise that you don't eat them. leave it to the little ones to chow it down." you snorted and rodrick nodded in agreement.
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2knightt · 11 months
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heyyy i love ur acc. SM. do u think u could do johnny x reader w some type of argument or the gangs reaction to having an argument?? like i dunno some one tryna come onto johnny and reader throws a lil bitch fit? IF NOT LITERALLY JUST IGNORE THIS LMFAAOA LOVE YA
↳you the fucking coldest₊˚✧
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➬ johnny cade x fem!reader
a/n; THANK U OMFG!!! ILYT!!! ALSO I GOT TOTALLY CARRIED AWAY LMFAO IM SICK AND BORED SO. also,,,SORRY I DIDNT ADD IN SOMEONE GOING ONTO JOHNNY I HAD NOTHING FOR THAT LOL
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you and johnny were the perfect couple, but every couple has their rough patch.
you had heard that your cousin was in, the two of you were real close before he moved up north.
but it’s not like you were gonna see ‘em. too lazy, you said.
one day, you were just chilling on your couch. it was hot in oklahoma, but who’s surprised? it’s always hot.
but this time, it was so bad you wanted to go into soc territory just for the pool they got.
you were about to say fuck it and go, until you heard a knock.
all your friends and johnny just come in, they should know that by now.
you sighed and got up and walked towards the door.
“hey, y/n! long time no see?”
“ANDY?”
your cousin just smiled and opened his arms, welcoming you in for a hug and you gladly took it.
you dragged him into your house where you talked for hours, catching up, reminiscing about the old days, laughing, all that good stuff.
the next day, it was still unbelievably hot.
so, you and andy thought it’d be funny to go into soc territory for at least an hour of being cool.
jam packed in there, you joked about how you felt like a fish in a sardine can.
the two of you got in after andy started scolding you for not putting on sunscreen.
you and him had so much fun! so much fun that you forgot about the people around you, like johnny’s friends.
two-bit thought it’d be funny to be a well known grease in a soc’s pool.
until he saw you, laughing with some GUY in the pool! splashing, chasing each other and basically flirting!
so you better believe he rushed right over to the curtis house to see johnny cade sittin’ on the couch.
“JOHNNY! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IT’S IMPORTANT.”
“wo-woah, calm down two-bit. what is it?”
“I’M PRETTY SURE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU! I SAW HER IN THE POOL WITH SOME GUY! THEY WERE BORDERLINE FLIRTING TOO!”
and johnny’s world came crushing down.
he was devastated, but even that would be an understatement.
was he not good enough? was he too quiet? too shy? did he not take you on enough dates?
the poor boy was on the verge of crying, ‘till dallas winston came in and started shouting some nonsense.
“how ‘bout we go pay your broad a visit later? right when they come back, huh?”
“why?”
“to confront her, ya dummy.”
his friend said, smacking the top of his head lightly.
and pay you a visit they did!
you put on your cousin’s favourite movie, made some popcorn, gave him his favourite soda, and right when you got comfortable, you heard another knock.
weird, again.
you opened the door with a sigh to see your boyfriend and dallas winston right behind him.
johnny looked pissed while dallas looked…normal.
his friend bent down and whispers something in his ear and walked off.
“so, where were you? at the pool?”
“yeah? wait—how’d you know?”
“oh so you don’t even TRY to hide it?! cheatin’ on me in public, y/n?! are you fucking kidding me??”
he shouted at you as you scrunched up your face.
cheating?? with who??
“what? i wasn’t cheating on you?! i never would, johnny! be serious right now.”
“i bet you have him in here right now. two-bit told me how he looked. wouldn’t be a problem if i looked, right?”
he said, squeezing his way into your house.
he locked eyes with andy real fast.
“…are you fucking with me, y/n?”
“what? that’s my cousin.”
“yeah fucking right!”
he threw his hands up in the air and stormed out of the place while you tried to explain.
he just slammed the door shut, leaving you speechless.
you cried and cried on your cousins shoulder while he apologized for not speaking up.
the next day, you went on a hunt for johnny cade.
you found him in the lot, he looked like he was cryin’.
“johnny? johnny please let me speak.”
all he did was give you the stink eye and walk away.
you kissed your teeth and rolled your eyes.
if he didn’t wanna hear you out, fine.
let him be like that.
dallas knew he fucked up. he knew he fucked up real bad.
he caught a glimpse of what he thought was your side fling through the window but he noticed, he looked an awful lot like you.
dallas winston went on his own misson, to find your mother.
he found her at her workplace and he dropped the question that’s been on his mind.
“hey, uh, mrs.l/n.”
“oh my! hello dallas, lovely to see you again.”
“yes, yes you too. uh, do you know this guy that’s been at your house? has brown hair, tall, sorta looks like y/n.”
“oh, andy? that’s my nephew. he’s just the sweetest! you should go talk to him, he’s visiting this crummy old city for awhile.”
ah shit. shitshitshit.
he just ruined your guy’s relationship!
scratch that—two-bit just ruined your relationship!
he ran while thanking your mother, he ran his ass alll the way to two-bits home.
he knew he’d be there, drinking, watchin’ mickey mouse, and whatever other bullshit he does.
dallas barged into his home and shouted for his friend, only to find him on the floor.
“what d’ya want, dal?”
“you fucked up, you fucked up realll good.”
“what?”
“that was her COUSIN YOU DOPE.”
fuckkkk.
how was he supposed to know?
and that’s exactly what he asked, after the feelings of guilt washed over him.
“how was i supposed to know?”
“i knew with just one look! how couldn’t YOU TELL?!”
“WELL SHOOT WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO NOW?!”
two-bit asked, jumping up to his feet.
dallas licked the inside of his cheek while looking of to the side.
“i dunno, explain it to johnny?”
“if they end things for real, i ain’t never believin’ in love again.”
dallas shook his head as two-bit walked through his door. he couldn’t help but agree with his friend.
they drove until they seen him walkin’ around, lookin’ like a bum.
“hey, johnny! get in! we gotta talk.”
johnny nodded and got in the back seat.
“we gotta talk about y/n.”
he groaned and leaned his head back against the head-rest, looking up.
“seriously? can’t we talk about somethin’ else?”
“no, johnny! we messed up.”
it’s too late for ‘mess ups,’ now.
johnny rolled his eyes and got out of the car while dallas chased after him.
“hey, man. we’re being serious.”
“how much she pay you?”
“nothing! i ain’t spoken a word to her.”
“yeah right.”
dallas sighed as johnny started walking in the opposite direction.
he walked to two-bits car and knocked on the window and two rolled it down.
“go n’ find y/n and tell her johnny’s sorry. he ain’t yet, but he’s gonna be when i tell everyone else.”
two-bit nodded and drove off while dallas started walking to the curtis house.
steve and soda were off work, ponyboy wasn’t in school since it’s the summer, and it’s the weekend so darry can’t work.
he basically kicked the door down, and shouted for everyone to get into the living room, NOW.
“what is it, dal?”
“yeah, what happened?”
dallas sighed and said answered their questions,
“johnny and y/n broke up over a the uh,”
“the cheatin’? yeah we heard.”
“yea..can’t believe she’d do that.”
“but she didn’t. that was her goddamn cousin. even asked her mom to confirm.”
the house erupted into gasps and groans.
“so what do we do?”
“convince them to talk to each other. they gotta come ‘round sooner or later.”
they annoyed johnny, and they annoyed you.
your whole days were filled with the gang shoutin’ your name, but you thought it was to argue over the false accusations.
so you walked the other way, and johnny did the same.
until, sodapop and steve finally cornered you.
“if you guys are here to yell at me, i ain’t no cheater!”
“we know, jeez.”
oh. now you kinda seem like a douche.
“oh. so, what do you want?”
“TALK TO JOHNNY, PLEASE!”
“PLEASE!!! IF YOU DON’T I’LL UH—I’LL BREAK UP WITH EVIE!”
“what the fuck, steve?”
“go with it, soda.”
they whispered to each other, while still glaring at you.
“yeah’ an-and i’ll kill ponyboy!”
“okay not that far.”
steve said, turning to look at soda.
you giggled to yourself watching their banter. you kinda missed them, just as much as you missed johnny.
“does he even wanna talk to me?”
“uh-totally!”
“yeah girlfriend! let’s go to my house! he’s there, just bawling!”
even though you were confused at the nickname, you still went with the two best friends.
you three walked into the curtis house where you seen ponyboy rubbing johnnys back while they sat on the couch.
he was sittin’ with his head down and his hands intertwined.
they pulled darry’s chair so it was right in front of johnny.
steve sorta, pushed you into the chair.
johnny looked up and soda wasn’t lying. he had looked like he’s been crying.
the gang walked into darry’s room to leave the two of you alone.
you were the first out of the both of you to speak.
“i-i’m sorry johnny.”
“no-no. i’m sorry, y/n. i’m sorry i ain’t believe you, i don’t know why i acted like that. it was so stupid of me. and i still love you, i really do.”
you smiled and got out of the chair to sit next to johnny.
“that was real stupid of you. next time, just let me talk, okay?”
“i will. i swear, i’ll be a better boyfriend. just give me another chance.”
you kissed his cheek and grinned at his shocked face.
“couldn’t imagine being with anyone else, but you.”
you guys were having a sweet moment, just staring into each others eyes, living in the moment.
until you heard cheers.
“YESS!!”
“FINALLY!!”
“good for you guys.”
“I DON’T HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH EVIE!!”
“AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL PONYBOY!!”
“wait, what?”
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accidentally outing themselves on live tv? dunno how or if anyone else at sky knows but it’s something they’d do providing some images from the carraville discord that we were talking about yesterday
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god they WOULD end up accidentally outing themselves bc they already can't keep their hands to themselves imagine how much worse they would be.......... I shudder to think............
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“I’m here pitchside with Gary Neville –“
“—Carragher were meant to be joinin’ us, but he’s late getting up from London.”
“Yes, quite. I’m sure he’ll be arriving soon. In the meantime – Gary, what are your thoughts on United’s starting line-up tonight?”
*
Gary is nodding along to something Kelly is saying when his attention suddenly shifts to something off camera. He rolls his eyes as Jamie comes crashing in, bag slid halfway down his shoulders, seemingly unaware of the producer holding his earpiece who’s trying to get his attention.
“Sorry, love,” he says as he hurries up to Gary, immediately stepping into his personal space. He ducks his head down to press their lips together in a quick greeting before he continues, “there was a crash on the M6 or summat, a whole section of the road was closed off. Bloody nightmare, I’m tellin’ ya.”
As he talks, he doesn’t seem to notice Gary’s wide eyed stare, the blush rising in his cheeks, or Kelly clamping a hand to her mouth while her shoulders shake in laughter.
Gary tries his best to compose himself and turns to the camera with an expression caught between terror and amusement, and he says “well, now that Jamie’s very kindly provided us all with a traffic update I think it’s time for us to hear from our colleagues in the studio.” When the light of the camera turns off, he reaches out to give Jamie a slap round the back of the head and hisses “live television, James, how many years’ve you been doin’ this again?”
“Wha?” Jamie looks over, already surrounded by a small hoard of tech people and a make-up artists trying to get him camera ready as quickly as they can.
“Oh my God,” Gary mutters, pinching his brow. “Jamie, you dolt, you just kissed me in front of our live audience of what – a million people?”
“I never,” Jamie says with an offended glare, far too confident for someone who definitely fucking did.
“Oh my God,” Gary repeats. “You don’t believe me? Check your fucking phone.”
*
“You don’t even get Sky Sports in America, Philip, how have you already seen it?”
“Tray sent it to me, it’s all over Twitter.”
“Oh, well that’s just great then in’t it?” Gary huffs. At Jamie’s questioning look, he repeats “it’s all over Twitter, apparently.”
For a moment Jamie looks almost proud that he’s a trending topic, but he shuts his expression down when he sees Gary’s glare and turns back to his own phone call (“no, Ma, I –”)
“I just don’t understand why you didn’t tell me, Gaz,” Philip whines down the phone. “I tell you everythin’”
“An’ I keep askin’ you not to tell me everythin’! Isn’t a man entitled to a little privacy?”
*
Group: STF Gang NO PARENTS > Jill: who had money on it being Jamie cos I’m pretty sure I’d said Gary > Roy: I think we all said Gary > Ian: statistically it was most likely to be Gary. > Ian: but Roy said it’d be while they’re covering a match so I think he wins it > Jill: :(((
*
(24 new messages)
Stevie G: > you’re trending on twitter what have you done now > NEVIlLE??? Carra have some self respect
J Redknapp: > you melt 😂 > everyone in the studio is running around panicking rn
MO: > did everyone know except me?? > you’re shite at texting I didn’t even know you had a boyfriend > I didn’t even know you liked men? > Gaz is nice though we should all go for drinks sometime
*
(57 new messages)
Scholesy: > twat why didnt u tell me > u was moaning about him just last week
Philip MU mob: > you hung up before I could say but proud of you Gaz!
Roy Keane MU mob: > does this mean we’re allowed to tease you two about it on camera now > here if you need anything > [image: a blurry, blank-faced selfie with a thumbs up]
BIG MEEKS: > you could do better 🙄😉
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Sakuya Sakuma | [SSR] Petals and a Letter | BE.MINE ver. SAKUYA - Part 2
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*Door opens*
Citron: I have brought them, Sakuya! Helpers from Summer Troupe are the perfect ones for this!
Kazunari: RonRon told us all about your lil’ problem!
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Misumi: So we’re gonna help you, Sakuya~!
Sakuya: Misumi-san, Kazunari-san! Thank you so much!
Tsuzuru: So you know about the details of the situation for the photoshoot?
Kazunari: ‘Course we do! A sleeping SakuSaku’s gotta be woken up by a girlfriend, right?
Sakuya: Yeah! So any kinda advice on how to wake up would be great…!
Kazunari: ‘Kay, ‘kay! Well then, just try to act like you’re sleeping.
Sakuya: G-Got it.
Misumi: “Hey, what are we gonna do~? Wanna wake him up first, Kazuko~?”
Kazunari: “Hmm, I dunno~. Hey, which one of us do you want to wake you up, Sakuya-kun~?”
Sakuya: H-Huh? It doesn’t matter, um…!
Tsuzuru: Hold on, you two switched on him way too suddenly. Tone it down, you’re supposed to help Sakuya, not confuse him.
Citron: Sakuya’s Onii-chan is angry! You two better make up your minds fast!
Kazunari: “M’kay, I’ll wake him up first then ☆”
Kazunari: “Time to get up, Sa-ku-ya-ku~n.”
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Sakuya: Y-Yeah, I’m up…!
Citron: You do not have to be so nervous, Sakuya~.
Misumi: Just wake up like you usually do and you’ll be all okay!
Sakuya: Sorry… the more I think about trying to do it naturally, the more restless I get…
Kazunari: Maybe it’s ‘cause you’re too conscious of the “boyfriend” part of it?
Tsuzuru: That’s true… a situation where a girlfriend wakes you up out of nowhere sets the bar pretty high.
Kazunari: Ah, well then… why don’t you just focus on the “waking up” part of it first?
Sakuya: Just the waking up part…?
Kazunari: Yeah, yeah! Just pretend like we’re waking you up normally at first!
Sakuya: I get it! That way I’ll be able to wake up without being so nervous.
Misumi: ‘Kay, I’ll try to wake you up then~!
Sakuya: Yeah, go ahead!
Misumi: Sakuya~, the triangle onigiri is ready, so it’s time to get up~.
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Sakuya: Mnh… good morning, Misumi-san… Thanks for waking me up.
Misumi: Yeah, you’re welcome!
Kazunari: That was good! SakuSaku woke up supes naturally!
Citron: It was very Sakuya-ish!
Tsuzuru: I think they’ll be able to get a better, more natural shot if you don’t think about the word “girlfriend” too hard, Sakuya.
Sakuya: Yeah. Thank you so much, guys…!
· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·
Kid: Bye, Sakuya-sensei!
Sakuya: Bye, see you tomorrow!
Teacher: Good work, Sakuya-kun. Was that the last kid just now?
Sakuya: Yes. Good work to you too!
Teacher: By the way… you’ve been becoming more and more dependable lately, Sakuya-kun.
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Sakuya: Huh, really?
Teacher: Yeah. In the beginning, it was more like you were just trying with everything you had…
Teacher: But now you’ve changed a bit, and I can tell by all the things you do that you’re really thinking about the kids.
Sakuya: Is that so… It makes me really happy to hear that from you!
Teacher: Like today, the kids were really happy with the origami crafts you made for them, Sakuya-kun.
Sakuya: Thank you so much…!
Sakuya: It’s thanks to all of the other teachers and kids that I was able to grow enough so you can say that.
Teacher: Fufu. It’s amazing how you’re still so modest about it too.
*Phone rings*
Teacher: Ah, my husband is picking me up near here today. I need to be getting ready to leave.
Sakuya: Okay, good work again tod--.
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Sakuya: Wait, husband!?
Teacher: Y-Yeah. Something wrong?
Sakuya: U-Um! Actually, I have a question I’d like to ask you…!
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flower - j. kiszka
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pairing: josh x reader
a/n: helloooo i'm back with my first josh piece since i came back from hiatus <3 promise i'm planning on updating oh, what a sin here soon, but i wanted to post some josh content because i've been neglecting him lately. so, josh girlies come get y'all's food <3 this one does contain some smoking of the devil's lettuce so if that's not something you're into, then this one isn't for you. also, idk why i can't write anything under 2k words here lately i guess i'm dedicated to setting the scene for my porn. anyways, hope u cuties enjoy! ok love ya.
genre: smut (18+ ONLY, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT), fluff
word count: 2.8k
summary: the reader and josh spend the morning smoking and spending time together. they find an interesting way to enjoy their high.
warnings: marijuana usage, swearing, explicit sex scenes, oral (f receiving), non-penetrative unprotected sex, etc.
A hum settled in your throat as you sat in the sunroom, legs crossed beneath you as you rested on the large cushion in the corner. Pillows surrounded you, cradling your form as you relaxed in the hazy room. Plumes of smoke billowed around your face, the room reeking of weed, sandalwood incense, and the numerous potted flowers surrounding you. A dreamlike state had overtaken you, your head swimming deliciously as you reveled in your high; Josh had gone back inside, grabbing a pre-roll out of the little baggie on the kitchen counter. He had always been able to smoke you under the table, but you gave it your best shot. Safe to say, you were on cloud nine. 
“Should I open a window out here?” Josh waved his hand in front of his face as he joined you, the unlit joint resting between his lips. He leaned over your perch in the corner, his shirt brushing against your face as he reached for the window above you to open it. You giggled, watching his shirt ride up to reveal a sliver of his lower stomach above his sweatpants. Reaching up, you trailed one finger over the soft skin. Goosebumps bloomed, and he swatted your hand away.
“Sorry,” you mumbled halfheartedly, still grinning like an idiot. “Couldn’t help myself.”
“All right, silly goose,” he laughed, “Whose idea was it to hotbox the sunroom anyway?”
“Yours,” you sighed. You closed your eyes and laid back on the cushion, feeling your boyfriend settle onto the plush area beside you after a moment. “Dunno how we even managed that, anyway. This room’s huge.”
You heard the smile in his voice, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.” Then came the click of the lighter again, and you smelled another cloud of pungent smoke floating past your face. Then, the subtle breeze of Josh waving his hand through the air. Blindly, you reached for him, fingers skirting past the plants on the windowsill above you, and finding solace in the feeling of his skin against your fingertips. You brushed over the back of his neck, hand entangling in his curls. He sighed contentedly.
“Lay with me, will you?” you asked quietly. You finally forced your eyes open, blinking through the fog around you to eye your boyfriend. The early afternoon sunlight framed his face, shining across the planes of his gorgeous face. You admired his side-profile, watching as his lips curled around the joint and took a long pull. He put it out in the ashtray, his freehand resting on your bare shin. Though his palm was warm, the touch sent a shiver up your spine.
“Your wish is my command,” he said, then leaned down to settle into the cushions next to you. You turned to face him, your other hand curling beside its counterpart in his hair. You stared at him, admiring every miniscule detail of his being. From the tiny bump in his nose, to the growth patterns of his facial hair, to each microscopic pore on his face, you wanted to memorize him. You wanted to burn the sight of him into your mind forever, yours alone to keep. No one else would ever be in this moment with him; he was completely, entirely yours. You brushed one hand over his soft face, leaning in to press your lips against his. The touch was feather-light, barely even there as you laid there. He met your mouth with an exact match in delicacy, his breath mingling with yours. 
“I love being close to you,” you whispered, blinking at the intensity in his gaze. You imagined your own expression matched his, blissed out by his presence in front of you. Your skin flushed as you felt his eyes examining you as closely as you had been him. You wanted to close your eyes, bashful, but you couldn’t force yourself to look away from him.
Josh smiled, dazzling you momentarily. “You’re so pretty, flower,” he brushed the back of his hand over your cheek. You moved one of your hands to grasp his, holding his soft hand against you. You pulled it to your lips, kissing his hand, his fingers, his palm. “Prettier than the sun, the moon, all the stars in the sky.”
You grinned at his words, your face flushing even more. Closing your eyes, you pressed his hand to your forehead, trying to hide your face. 
“Oh, don’t get all shy on me now,” he giggled, peeling your hands away from your face. He began to pepper kisses all over your face, soft lips tickling your skin. You burst into laughter, his mustache tickling you as you struggled against him. 
“You’re tickling me,” you breathed, writhing beneath him.
“Am I?” He nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, still kissing you. You squirmed, running your fingers through his curls as your chest shook with laughter. He moved his hands again, trailing down your sides to poke at your ribs and elicit squeals from you. You were both thrashing on the cushions, pillows flying across the room as you tried to fight him off.
“You’re killing me!” Your stomach ached from the laughter; he was holding you down easily, his arm muscles flexing deliciously as he pinned you to the floor and continued his onslaught with his mouth. You wiggled desperately, your hands pinned above your head by one of his. It always surprised you just how easily he could overpower you.
“Oh, I’m not done yet…” A mischievous glint flickered behind those honey brown irises, and you knew you were in for it. He was practically straddling you at this point, holding you down so there was no possible escape. His free hand slowly slithered down your side; you were still giggling, shifting beneath him to try and break free. You hissed as his hand trailed over your lower stomach, and found its destination. The inside of your thighs, where he had quickly found out you were extremely ticklish. You screamed with laughter, bucking your hips and jerking to try and get out of his grip.
He was still amused by this, but underneath that there was a darker look in his eyes. 
“Hmm, okay,” he gasped after a second, “Ah, I think that’s enough…” You shifted beneath him, managing to twist your body so that your legs were now wrapped around his hips. But he no longer seemed as playful, instead his face was slightly pink and he leaned back on his haunches. 
“What’s wrong?” Propping yourself up on your elbows, you eyed him carefully. You still had your legs hooked around him, and you tried to use your thighs to pull him in. Then, you felt it.
“Oh,” you said, eyes widening as a small smile tugged at your lips. 
He flushed a deeper shade of crimson, pulling away from you. 
“Who’s getting shy now?” you said, amused.
“Hey, don’t tease,” he whined, wrinkling up his nose. He was so cute, sitting there blushing. You wanted to ravish him.
“I’m sorry, baby,” you soothed. 
Leaning up, you snaked an arm around his neck and pulled him back down against you. His skin burned against yours–coupled with the sun filtering in around you, you felt like you were on fire. Lips brushing his, you rolled your hips up against him. He was half-hard, though you could feel him stiffening as you kissed him, tongue darting out to greet his. He moaned softly against you. 
“Need you,” he muttered, already panting by the time the two of you parted for breath. “Need to taste you…”
You sighed at the thought, watching him with hungry eyes as his hands trailed down your sides and found the waistband of your shorts. His eyes skirted down your body, sweeping over the thin t-shirt covering your bare chest, your exposed midriff, his sights finally landing on the shorts that he was dragging down with agonizing patience. Finally, he dragged them over your ankles and threw them to the side. His touch trailed back up your legs, hands massaging and squeezing the flesh as he made his way back towards your center. His fingers pressed into the skin of your thighs, pushing them open to expose your slick center to the air. You gasped as you felt the cold air, sending a shiver up your spine.
“This okay?” he asked, looking up at you with those saccharine eyes. He trailed open-mouthed kisses down your calf, slowly making his way to your inner thigh. 
You nodded. 
“Need to hear you, flower,” he breathed against your skin. “Tell me what you want.”
“Josh, please,” you sighed, chest heaving with the effort of not pouncing on him. “Please, I want your mouth on me…”
His lips parted into that dazzling smile. The sight of him between your legs was intoxicating; that smile, his curls shining gold in the light, the unwavering eye contact. A flutter shot through your stomach down to your center. His tongue darted out for a second to moisten his lips, and then he gave you exactly what you were craving. 
A moan erupted out of you immediately; his lips wrapped around your clit, suckling softly. One of your hands found his hair, the other gripping one of the pillows below you. As he swirled his tongue around the bundle of nerves, your eyelids began to flutter.
“Oh my…” you breathed, unable to even form a sentence as he continued his steady pace. One of his arms circled around your hips to pin you down; the other joined his mouth, prodding at your needy entrance. He coated the digits in your arousal, before inserting them into you slowly. Another breathy moan broke through the air around you.
You forced your eyes open to look down at him; his eyes held your gaze as he devoured you relentlessly. White hot pleasure pulled in your lower belly, coiling up at an unprecedented speed; at this rate, you would be cumming in less than a minute. Your toes curled as he massaged his fingers inside of you, hitting your sweet spot. Your entire lower body clenched around him, your hand pulling at his curls with desperation. 
“You like when I hit that little spot, don’t you, pretty girl?” He watched you intently. “So pretty writhing and moaning like that baby… I could just eat you up…” He circled his tongue around your clit, flicking the sensitive spot without any hesitation.
“Josh–” you gasped, your hips jerking beneath his strong grasp on your waist. “Shit, I’m gonna cum…”
He grinned, tongue licking your juices from his lips. He continued the slow thrusting of his fingers into you, keeping you right on the edge. “You want to cum, flower?”
You nodded, unable to speak as he entranced you with his movements. The sight of his fingers entering you steadily, his chin and mouth dripping with your arousal, the want in his eyes. A tremble shot through your thighs. You were so, so close…
“Please, baby,” your words were barely audible. Nothing more than a whisper as you shook under his ministrations.
There was that smile again. He could never deprive you of anything you wanted, especially not something that you were so desperate for. No, he was eager to please you. Anything for his precious flower.
He removed his fingers, now using both of his hands to pin your legs wide open. The muscles ached dully, but that was the last thing on your mind as his mouth reattached to your clit. He licked and sucked it with renewed vigor, sending electricity shooting through your entire body. You screamed in pleasure, your voice cracking as you held onto his golden locks to ground you. It felt like you were flying, your entire body seizing and shaking as you came. The muscles in your abdomen and legs tightened so much that it almost hurt. You cried out his name, and felt him smirk against your center. He enjoyed every second of your undivided attention, was content to worship your body for hours and hours if only to hear the sound of you crying out for him. He reveled in it, bathed in it, burned it into his mind as best as he could. 
As you came down from your climax, he pulled away. One of his thumbs replaced his mouth, drawing slow circles over your clit. You jerked at the feeling; he placed a lazy kiss against your thigh, reddened by his hand holding you down. 
“You okay, flower?”
“Mmhmm,” you nodded, in a dreamlike state as you let your head fall back and closed your eyes. Your chest heaved as you struggled to catch your breath. “You’re too good at that…”
He laughed, the sound like music to your ears. 
“You always make me feel so good, Joshy,” you continued, humming gently as he moved to lay down beside you. “I love you so much…”
“I love you, flower.”
You turned on your side again, brushing your hand over his face. His lips had become raw and swollen, practically glowing red in the sunlight. You traced your finger over them, admiring their plump shape. God, he was too good.
Gently, you reached for the waistband of his sweats and pulled at them.
“Take these off.”
He obeyed instantly, kicking his sweats off along with his underwear. He flushed pink as you hooked a leg around him, and used your hand to grasp his length. A tiny moan filled the space between you. A smile graced your lips. You pressed your hand on one side of his cock as you brought it to your slick center, and began to grind against him. Your fluids slicked along the underside of him, the head of his cock nudging your sensitive clit. You breathed in unison, pleasure blooming through both of you even without his cock inside of you.
He hummed his satisfaction, pressing his face into your neck. “I could cum like this…” he admitted, his cock twitching against you.
“Do you want to?” You breathed, still rutting your hips against him. “Wanna cum all over me, Joshy? All over my hand and my pussy, hmmm?”
“Ahh–” his hips jerked against you. His length pulsed again, and you moaned into his ear. You loved making him melt, loved that you could have this effect on him without him even being inside of you. 
“Tell me what you want, honey,” you cooed. You began to stroke him as you rolled your hips into him. You were getting close again, too, the feeling of his cockhead dragging against your center was delicious. 
“Ah, Y/N, wanna cum just like this…”
You nodded, your free hand petting his hair as you continued your movements. You felt the muscles in his stomach clenching and releasing as you grinded against him. His breaths came shakily in your ear. His fingers found your waist, digging into the skin as he began to rut against you needily. Your combined voices were a chorus of moans through the quiet room as you both chased your release. Closing your eyes, you let yourself be taken by the sensation of having him close to you, the pleasure blooming through your body as the both of you held onto one another. 
“Are you there, baby? I’m so close,” you sighed. This seemed to invigorate him.
“Yes, flower, I’m there. Just need you with me… Need you close to me…”
“I’m close to you Joshy, I’m here,” you breathed against him, finding his lips and pressing yours against him softly, slowly. Your mouths moved together tentatively, contrasting with the desperate rocking of your hips against one another. He swallowed your moans as you tensed against him. Your orgasm overtook you, each wave rolling over you more intense than the last one. 
He groaned, then came your name in that beautiful voice as he found his own release. Sticky ropes of cum coated your hand and your center, mixing with your own release. You both continued rutting against each other, slowing your movements until finally you were both still.
“I love you so much,” Josh whispered. He kissed your head, stopping to breathe in the scent of your shampoo. A contented sigh left his lips as you shifted, him laying on his back and you letting your head rest on his chest. The steady thrum of his heart comforted you. The sound, coupled with the weed, and your physical exhaustion made you want a nap desperately.
“I love you, Josh,” you yawned. He brushed your hair out of your face, glancing down at your tired expression. A smile played on his lips, and he kissed your head again. “Can we take a nap?” you asked hopefully.
“You don’t wanna clean up first?” Josh inquired. 
“No,” you mumbled, fighting back another yawn. “Just wanna sleep…”
“Okay, flower… Nap time it is.”
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thomawifey · 8 months
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Hi!! I hope everything is going well for you!!
I was wondering if I could request a Ranpo or Poe x reader. Like maybe the reader drunk calls them and confesses in the middle of the night? Only to try and play it off the next day. Only for the reader to be horrible at playing it off?
drunk confession
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pairings: edgar allan poe x reader
contains: ooc, fluff, mentions of alcohol
wc: 850
a/n: HAI ANONN!! so sorry if im late </3 also sorry for not posting, i've been really busy+ writers block but I AM BACK~ (not proofread)
Poe and You were simply just friends, a close one to be exact. Some people might think you guys are dating because you tease or flirt with him too much, but you just like doing it did you?, Poe knew about that.
The bar was a bit crowded, drunkards everywhere. You were out late at night, sitting alone. You brought the whiskey to your lips, taking a sip of it.
After drinking a lot, you're a bit tipsy now– well, drunk actually. You continued to drink more releasing stress you have in your mind.
Everything was spinning, you couldn't comprehend what was happening at this point.
“My head fucking hurt so bad..” you murmured, bringing out your phone.
Scrolling down your phone, you found his number, Edgar Allan Poe.
Not realising what you're doing, you called his number which he answered.
“n-name? it's 11PM, what do you need?” Poe stuttered, a bit worried why you were calling him this late.
“Wanna– hic hear something?”You muttered, taking another sip.
'Oh, the bar.' Poe thought to himself.
He does know about your alcoholic side.
He muttered a 'yes', holding the phone with both of his hands now.
Your lips turned into a smirk, before confessing something–
“I love youu~ did ya hic know what?” you confessed with confidence, the whiskey still in your other hand.
You swore you heard him let out a 'yelp' in shock. Was he not expecting this? Or your stupid teasing was not enough hints?
“U-um.. I– I dunno how to confess but hic yeah.. I love you.. a lot, Poe. Night–”
Before Poe replied to your confession, you hung up on him first. He was a bit disappointed that you didn't wanna hear his answer. On the other hand, you stood up, waving goodbye to the bartender before leaving the bar.
In the morning, you woke up and continued your morning routine like everyday except you took some meds to freshen up.
On the way to work, you opened your phone to see a message from Poe.
[23:54] Poe: Goodnight, name.
[07:35] Poe: Don't forget about the meeting today, see you.
'Pfft- why did Poe say goodnight, what happen–'
Right before you thought about something else, a sudden realisation hits you. Poe? Like Poe you confessed to last night? Yeah, you're definitely not gonna see his face today.
Upon meeting him, you didn't even dare to see his eyes nor face.
'This is just embarrassing, imagine confessing to someone and not even dare to talk to them aga–'
Your mind snapped back to reality, hearing someone called out your name.
“N-name, are you okay?” he asked sounding a bit worried.
He was worried that you didn't look at him at all, and because of last night. Should he be the one bringing this up?
You nodded your head, looking at anything but him.The tension was awkward, both of you sitting in front of each other not saying a word. It was always you leading the conversation but this time was different.
Poe took a deep breath preparing himself to ask you about last night, before you stopped him.
“So.. um, about your novel yesterday? Have you finished it? Haha..” you chuckled awkwardly, eyes still not on him.
“Ah, yes! About the novel, I almost finished writing it, would you perhaps be the first one to read?” he said in excitement, bringing out the novel which was half done.
Nervousness was still with you, thinking of a way to dodge talk about last night. You agreed to read his novel mystery, and he gave you it.
Right before you read it, Poe spoke about it. About last night.
“name.. a-about last night..” he murmured quietly, while your body tense up a bit hearing it.
Putting down the book, you brace yourself to look at him that got him a bit nervous. The tension was sure getting more awkward.
“Right, about last night. I- uh..” you tried to think of the right word for it, not wanting to make a misunderstanding.
While thinking, you felt soft hands intertwined with yours, it was Poe’s.
“Look, I– feel the same as well..”
Within a moment your eyes went wide, a bit shocked by his answer. Did he really love you back or was it just a pity?
While thinking, you felt soft hands intertwined with yours, it was Poe’s.
“Look, I– feel the same as well..”
Within a moment your eyes went wide, a bit shocked by his answer. Did he really love you back or was it just a pity?
“So, does this make us official now or?”
You asked bravely, waiting for his response.
You didn't want to force Poe into a relationship with you, you know there's always the right moment.
Poe gulped before mumbling out a small 'yes'.
Poe swore he could feel the happiness through your eyes and when you gripped on his hands more.
“Ah– I'm also sorry for uh.. trying to dodge about last night.”
“It's okay, name..!” he gave you a soft smile, that gave you butterflies.
He was just too perfect for you.
live laugh love poe guys (THANK U ANON FOR THE REQUEST ILY U REMOVED MY WRITERS BLOCK BLESS YOU.)
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soshaaaa · 6 months
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50 SHADES OF ASMO??? INTO THE ASMOVERSE??? 100 AND 1 ASMO?
Dunno about u, but I think thats veeery cool when artists make smol changes to the character they draw. And thats very interesting to see how different people see the same character! ♡
Sooo Sosha drew some sketches with 5 different Asmodeus designs.
IF U ARE ONE OF THOSE UNLUCKY PEOPLE WHO I TAGGED IN HERE, DON'T WORRY, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO IGNORE THIS POST♡
Time is priceless and there is no need to spend it on some random person's post only because they tagged you in it.
-Sosha. 2023.
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First one we have... Original one!
Pretty simple cuuus, ya already know how he looks like.
-classic
-boring
-awful hair colour. no wonder why he has different hair colour on different arts.
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Second one is... @soshaaaa aka me.
I actually drew this in the end, but i thought that "Well, if i will be harassing other ppl's Asmos, i need to harass my own Asmo first!"
-Eyes. ah, these eyes.
-"You draw nude man because you are horny, i draw nude man because im lazy to think of a new outfit"(×1)
-Why this one have so many "@Sosha"? because im angry when i have empty space on canvas
click to see more..
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THIRD ONE ISSS @hiort
NOOO, FIRST DESIGN THAT IS MADE BY NOT-SOSHA?? (Aw, Sosha don't want to interrupt anyone, but I need to give credit for design so Sosha had to tag you, srry.)
-I found only 2 images of this one, but i just HAD TO draw it! I mean, look at this barbiegirl!
-I loove long haired Asmo. Also blonde looks pretty good on him!
-I made this first, so its less full than other ones. But i still think it came out cool!
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FORTHTH ONE ISSSSS @noecoded
(srry for tag)
-I saw this Asmo some time ago, even before i went to tumblr, and when i found original artist I KNEW THAT I HAD TO DRAW THIS ASMO SOMEDAY.
-"You draw nude man because you are horny, i draw nude man because im lazy to think of a new outfit"(×2)
-I decided to use orig.artist shading style so it would look more familiar (and because i like it)
-darker skin and bright pink hair look sooo good!
-"Oh nooo, they made her EMOOO (deadass music)"
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AND FIFTHTHTH ONE ISS @shootingstarrfish
(srry srry tag srry tag)
-U gotta say "Sosha, but this design is not very different" and i will say "SHUT UP IT GIVES EMU OTORI ENERGY AND I LOVE IT"
-He looks so silly and happy, I COULDN'T SKIP THIS ONE, OKAY????
-This one looks like mostly memes, i admit. I'm guilty. But i like it tho-
-Stealed lighting because IT LOOKS COOL
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ULTIMATE MEME SKETCH!
IMAGINE BEING ASMO AND ENJOYING YOUR LIFE, THEN SUDDENLY 4 ANOTHER ASMOS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSES APPEAR AND START TO DESTROY DEVILDOM TOGETHER???
...yeah, i definitely was high while i was drawing this.
Why they all pink? because i picked colours from their backgrounds, and when i was colouring backgrounds, i used mostly pink.
ALSO ASMO SCREENS FOR ALL YOU ASMO SIMPS AS USUAL♡♡♡
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ANYWAY, END OF POST
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