#gf incorrect quotes

[marce-mallow]

Stan: You’re giving me a sticker?

Mabel: Not just a sticker. This is a sticker of a kitty saying ‘me-wow!’

Stan: I’m not a preschooler.

Mabel: Fine, I’ll take it back—

Stan: Hey, back off! I earned this!

#source: ??? #can’t believe i’ve been in this fandom for three years and I haven’t made a single quote before this #move definitely has been done before #stan pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #gf #gravity falls incorrect quotes #incorrect gravity falls quotes #gf incorrect quotes #incorrect gf quotes #incorrect quotes

[cipherconstellation]

Dipper: listen little buddy, you've got to expect the unexpected

Gideon: *slaps him* did you expect that bitch?

#gravity falls #gravity falls incorrect quotes #gf #gf incorrect quotes #dipper pines #gideon gleeful

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"

Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?

Charlie: "........."

- one perspective change later -

Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"

Vaggie: "It's an experiment."

Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."

Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."

Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."

Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #that one starwars meme #charlie's admiration for her smol gf grew three times that day #and vaggie miraculously did not dump her #literally /or/ metaphorically

[siriuslygay1981]

Sirius-This is my best friend

Regulus-Oh haha you should hide him from me if u don't want me to flirt with him

Sirius -He's older than you?

Regulus-He don't gotta know that

Sirius-He's literally right here listening

*James making heart eyes at reg*

Regulus- We don't gotta tell anyone bbg

#marauders incorrect quote #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #marauders #jegulus #modern marauders #this was me to my brothers gf #jokingly ofc #but anyways #marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #harry potter marauders #the marauders #marauder era #the marauders era #jamespotter #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #regulusblack #regulus a black #jegulus headcanon #jeggy #jegulus incorrect quotes #sunseeker

[fandomnerd9602]

Agatha knocks on Rockstar!Wanda’s apartment door…

Y/N answers…

Agatha: oh…is Wanda ready for practice?

Y/N: she’s tired right now. I’m sorry Agatha

Agatha: oh I bet she’s tired (winks) probably went all night, am I right? (Laughs)

Y/N closes the door…

Y/N rolls their eyes and goes right back to Wanda who has a cold…

Wanda: thank you detka

Y/N: I’m not gonna leave my rockstar’s side til she’s all better

Y/N kisses her forehead….

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #rocker chick #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #rockstar Wanda #the scarlet witch #agatha harkness #scarlet witch

[iamharryhale]

*At a bar*

Buck, drunk: I feel like in another universe Eddie and I are definitely dating.

Albert: Don’t you have a girlfriend? Like— like in this universe?

Eddie, also dunk: We could definitely date in this universe, you coward.

Ravi: Don’t you also have a girlfriend?!

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect 911 #evan buckley #buddie #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect buddie #eddie diaz #buddie 911 #buck x eddie #evan x eddie #they have gfs #unfortunately #ravi panikkar #buck albert bestiesm #albert han

[celestial-artisan]

Angel: I love ya. Husk: How many people have you said that to? Angel: Everyone. Husk: What? Anthony: I told everyone that I love ya.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #huskerdust #husk #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #anthony #i wrote this and i'm crying #this is like me and my gf #me being angel and my gf being husk #except usually our personalities are more like she being a tamer niffty and me being a (somehow) more unhinged angel #i'm gonna try and post more diverse ships now #hehe

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, to Mona Lisa: There’s so much for you here on Earth! Like fighting, pizza and Spaceheroes!

Leo, who over heard: Oh I’m sorry? Spaceheroes? You mean MY favorite TV show Spaceheroes? We like Spaceheroes now??!

#I still find it funny that Raph in canon used Spaceheroes (a show he disliked) as a reason to why his gf should stay XD #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: trolls band together #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!

*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*

Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!

Leia: no she’s got a point

Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!

Kallus: Bridger I swear

Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash

#Hera later regrets staying this because Ezra uses this quote to dig through dumpster and keep the space raccoons #Sabine pushes her gf in the dumpster #Hera tells her that doesn’t count #Leia says it does #Ezra finds Luke in a trash compactor but ignores the boy to save the trash monster #Luke falls in love when a blue hair boy shoves him to save a trash monster #Leia dispares that her brother was the one found in the trash #she punishes Luke by hosing him with a fire hydrant #also because he smells terrible #Leia yells at Ezra for pushing Luke further into the trash #Ezra tells her to then keep him out of trash compactors #Ezra went in the trash for the cute trash animal not for true love #Sabine is jealous that the little bro finds the trash true love before her #Hera canonically found Kanan in a dumpster and proceeded to fist fight a gang over him #hera syndulla #sabine wren #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #leia organa #zeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #star wars rebels #star wars the original trilogy #the ice moon #a new dawn #Hera Syndulla x Kanan Jarrus #Ezra x Luke #kallus x zeb #han x leia #Star Wars rebels incorrect quotes

[bishopsmacaroni]

Yelena: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm not tough! *aggressively tries to open a Caprisun* Kate: Kate: Would you like me to open it for you? Yelena: *voice crack* Yes please.

#bishova #hawkeye series #hawkeye tv #bishova incorrect quotes #kate bishop #yelena belova #kate x yelena #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #I AM BACKKKK #DID YALL MISS ME??? #lgbtq #wlw #kate bishop x yelena belova #yelena my beloved #yelena x kate #your honour they are everything to me #yelena is def the type of person to get frustrated and throw food packaging against walls #hawkeye incorrect quotes #kate is a supportive gf #yelena is still a child at heart (awwwwwww) #hawkeye #your honour i love them

[mysticprofessoralienhumanoid]

Dick, driving Marinette, Damian and M'ari: So, how was your day?

M'ari: We almost got surprise adopted!

Dick: What?

Damian: We almost got kidnapped.

Dick: Oh, okay.

Dick: *slams on the breaks* WAIT, WHAT?!

Marinette: But then the kidnappers looked at Damian and figured out it wouldn't be worth the trouble so they let us go.

Damian:*trying to figure out if that's a compliment or an insult*

#in this car you can find a little ball of sunshine her overprotective uncle his badass gf whos a chaos magnet and a very stressed father #maribat #maribat incorrect quotes #daminette #maridami #damian x marinette #marinette x damian #mlb x dc #dc x mlb

[cipherconstellation]

Mabel: goodnight moon

Mabel: goodnight trees

Dipper: goodnight ghosts only I can see

#gravity falls #gravity falls incorrect quotes #gf #gf incorrect quotes #incorrect #dipper pines #mabel pines #mystery twins #pines twins

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

[siriuslygay1981]

James- Draw me like one of ur French girls

*Bats his eyelashes with a grin*

Regulus- You're an idiot

*James grinning as regulus yanks James's collar, pulling him into a kiss. James pulls regulus closer by the hips*

Regulus-Take ur clothes off

James- Wha-what?!?

*Regulus backs up and takes his sketchbook out*

Regulus- You asked, so deal with it. Take em off.

#marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus incorrect quotes #jegulus #jamespotter #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #regulusblack #regulus a black #regulus arcturus black #artist regulus #james teasin reg cuz why not #james is regulus' muse #also thought of this cause i saw a video of this guy pulling his gf in by the waist #and all i thought was wow regulus so has a slutty waist #and james cant keep his hands off of it #also i constantly think of memes in my head #and bam thats the post

[fandomnerd9602]

Rockstar!Wanda wanders the downtown streets with Y/N…

Wanda: detka this is amazing!

Y/N: small town life has its wonders

Wanda: only if I’m spending it with you

Y/N: you can be so corny

Wanda: (giggles) you bring it out in me

Wanda kisses Y/N…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #rockstar Wanda #scarlet witch #the scarlet witch

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Wednesday: That was so awe inducing, Enid.

Enid: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Wednesday: I'm so in love with you.

#day 2 of making wednesday say fancy words rather than hot #enid just wanted to protect her tiny (but murderous) gf #wednesday may or may not think it's cute #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #wednesday incorrect quotes #incorrect wednesday quotes #wenclair