#health humor

[jpollens]

Man: Doc I keep straining my back

Doctor: let me take a look.

Doctor: Just going off the exam it looks like you are at that age where your body isn't going to work like it used to. But stretching it daily should help

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Woman: Doc I keep straining my back

Doctor: Yea it's cause you're overweight

Woman: Really? My weight?

Doctor: Yea you need to lose like 40 plus pounds

Woman: ok, is there anything else I could do while I lose the weight ?

Doctor: Not really, just work out more and eat less.

Woman: Aren't you going to do an exam

Doctor: No need

#doctor bias

#health #overweight #fat women #unbiased #healthcare scam #confirmation bias #perks of being a woman #medical degree at work #health humor #funny humor #sad humor

[daily-spooky]

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[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #mental health

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

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[ur-daily-inspiration]

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[anxietyproblem]

#memes #meme #anxietymemes #mental health #relatable #humor #anxietyawareness #mentalhealthawareness #anxietyproblem #dank

[homosexualfairy]

#lol #memes #funny #humor #haha #facts #mental health

[daily--cats]

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[dilhhindustani]

3 stages of life :-

BIRTH

What the hell is this

DEATH

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[hachama]

Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I'm over 35 and have a toddler, so we'll say yes but it's really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don't want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

#reproductive health #medical stuff #personal #find the humor

[my-kawaii--world]

OMG I FOUND ANGELO HERE WITH FREE SHIPPING!

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[maybe-an-aspd-angel]

#aspd thoughts #aspd feels #aspd things #actually aspd #aspd traits #psychology #life quote #quotes #mental health #quoteoftheday #bipolar #bipolar girl #bipolar disorder #dark humor #dark #art

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #tweet #twitter #mental health #cookies #food #baking

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #mental health

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#work #mental health #relatable #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[ur-daily-inspiration]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #cottagecore #naturecore #funny memes #mental health #introverts #wholesome #aww #love