After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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Im so tired of all these 'dominant' style yanderes, even in sfw settings.. I get that a lot of people are into them but theres so much to be explored on the side of yanderes who are self aware, who have restraint, who think themselves below you- Even just yanderes who try to hide their yandere side and dont want you to find out about it.. It feels like so often when there is material that explores this it just ends up subverted into a dom esque yandere by cruel twist of fate, like no.. please.. leave them as they are...
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"Joe, why do you have Lady MacBeth's laundry?"
"Well, sometimes, when a friend calls you up and says, 'you know, I have this evidence, and it would be really bad if this evidence was found if I was searched', you do what you can. You know. For Scotland!"
joe hills lore of the day: if you call him to ask him to hide the body he will do it,
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all i wanted was to draw scarab in a onesie and the rest is a lucky bonus lol
+ the before and after
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