#i like to put his vids on when i cook i feel like i have a friend in the kitchen with me

[koishiro]

# - 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒 📍

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Now, this doesn’t mean he doesn’t like rest of you, 𝘯𝘰 𝘯𝘰.

Your tits are great too, he just prefers your ass.

Toji just gives off ass vibes (in literally every sense of the word, megumi would agree).

“𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬,” and that’s when he’ll shoot his shot, landing the harshest slap known to man on your ass.

You’re both in the kitchen cooking dinner when he’ll ask if you can pass him the spice from the cupboard which doesn’t lead you to think anything’s out of the ordinary considering you’re the closest to said cupboard when it happens,

“．．．𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴?”

Yes he did sweetie. He will purposely ask you to pass him things just so he can 1) have a great view of your ass in those tight spandex shorts, and 2) slap your ass of course, what else? He has to leave his mark somehow after he’s ran out of room on your neck.

And if you’re laying on you stomach on the couch, you’re just asking for it at this point. Toji will be right behind you to land his reign of terror.

Will sit on your legs to stop you from interrupting his fun and starts playing the drums on your ass, don’t argue with me.

“𝘸𝘩𝘺’𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘩? 𝘥𝘰’𝘺𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵’𝘤𝘩𝘢?”

I have no doubt in my mind that he’d sleep on it too like if you’re in bed and end up falling asleep on your stomach you will 100% of the time wake up with his head firmly planted on top and his arms wrapped around your hips to keep you in place. Why use pillows when he has you?

And if you ask what in the fuck he’s doing, he’ll reply with a response too muffled from your ass cheeks to be coherent, not bothering to lift his head in acknowledgment.

Other times he’ll be on his back scrolling on his phone with you tucked into his side while his other hand just uses your ass as a stress toy.

“𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 ’𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯’？'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 ’𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴”

Don’t think for a second that you’re safe once in public, nothing shall stop this man from his desires. You’re his after all, what’s there to hide?

He’s the type of guy to put his hand in your back pocket just so it’s a discreet and socially acceptable way of holding your ass.

And if you’re both waiting in line for something he’ll stand directly behind you so his cock his snug between your cheeks while his arms are wrapped around you, pulling you closer and preventing you from pulling away.

Also prevents other guys from staring, so that’s a bonus in his eyes.

“𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺”

When he’s gone away for business he would definitely ask you for pics and vids but not of your cute face (although he’s not complaining when he does receive them) and not nudes (that will definitely come up though) but of your ass in those tiny little panties you bought specifically for him, pulled high to create an arch above your cheeks, accentuating your round and plump ass.

No doubt he has a private folder in his phone dedicated to your ass. Ranging from ‘innocent’ shots from when you were cooking with your back to him or a picture he took with his one arm around your waist, the other on your lower back with you facing away from the mirror.

Then the other (most) part of his folder ranges from the multiple positions you make during sex. Some in the classic doggy-position, others in the reverse cowgirl and if he’s really feeling it; him sat on the edge of your bed facing the mirror while you’re bouncing on his cock, those are his favourite.

“𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺, 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧’𝘮𝘦, 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭”

When he arrives home the first thing he’ll do is bend down to pull you into a hug with his hands firmly planted on your ass, ending with a slap.

He’ll be talking about how the trip was and what he did while he casually massages your ass - still standing in the hallway.

“𝘐 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘯’ 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶?”

This concludes my list of why I’m convinced that Toji’s an ass man.

All in all, Toji is an ass guy and no one can change my mind.

－ 𝘬𝘰𝘪 ♡︎

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[xotication]

idc what anyone says, i lowk feel like kaneki is such a slut, & he doesn’t even realize it.

like he’ll send you shirtless pics when he wakes up but he means no harm. he just wakes up that way & stretches his arm out to snap a quick pic. you’ll NEVER complain but it’s just so mmm. what’s more is that he doesn’t even think he has a great body or anything, but you drool over every picture.

when you sleep over at his house, he always wakes up before you so he can cook the two of you a nice lil breakfast.. it’s just that when you walk in & see him with no shirt & black sweats hangin from his v line, you damn near drop to the ground. he looks so fucken good with his hair shaggy & his lil puffy sleepy eyes nd swollen lips. you could DIE for this man.

omg nd when he showers, he’ll wrap the towel around his waist & not even like tuck it in. he’s just loosely holding it nd his hands look soso pretty. plus he doesn’t mind if you’re in the room or not.. he’s gonna get changed. & don’t get me started. HIS BACKKKK?! it’s not huge or anything but it’s just nice to look at; the way that his shoulder blades move nd everything. you’ll never feel ashamed for snapping a pic of it either.

when you guys go out, he will not keep his hands off of you. especially if you’re wearing a dress or a skirt..? his full attention is on you. not even just because you look good, but bc he’s making sure that shit doesn’t ride up in the slightest. if it does? he’s wasting no time in running his hands down your body & pulling it down. & he’ll give you a “be mindful, sweetheart. there’s people around” AAAHHHH!!!

you just melt at this. because deep down you know you don’t have to be mindful of shit. his eyes are on you like a fucken hawk. don’t even think abt leaving his line of sight.

kaneki also can never pull you in for a kiss normally?! like when he wants it, he’ll get it. he fucken grabs you by the neck nd pulls you in for one. either that or he’ll lift your chin up & then let his hand rest on your neck. it’s so dwkfjeksk. your mind goes hazy.

one thing abt him is that you literally don’t have to do anything but breathe around him. you’ll be trying to open a water bottle, he’ll come & open it for you. someone’ll ask you a question & he’ll answer it for you. you need to go somewhere? he’s driving you. you’re tired? he’ll carry you to the bed. going out with friends? he’s putting your socks nd shoes on for you. he’s quite literally told you “when you’re with me, you barely have to think baby” like HELLO?! stop that.

also unpopular belief but. he SENDS YOU NUT VIDS!!! like he’ll outwardly tell you he’s horny bc he doesn’t gaf abt tmi. your his partner nd 1,000% the reason he’s feeling that way anyway. so he’ll be sitting pretty in front of his mirror, making the most prettiest noises too. nd he’ll send that shit to you like it’s nothing.

“fuck y/n” “you’re so fucking pretty baby” “making me feel so good— shit” “can’t wait to touch you— gonna fucken cum”

LIKE?!?! i need to stop. i’m fainting.

ugh. i could go on & ON about this man but i’ll leave it here.

#anime #manga #kaneki smut #kaneki ken #kaneki x reader #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #fanfic #headcannons

[luvsugu]

housemate suguru (sighs dreamily)

geto suguru x reader fluff!!!! housemate!AU </3, kinda canon divergence (as in, geto doesnt die and is happy with his best buddies), lots of domestic themes!!, will also probably expand on this idea later hehe

housemate!suguru who moves out of the bigger bedroom when you move in with him because he doesn't want you to have enough space for all your things (aka your cute trinkets n collectibles)

housemate!suguru who always asks if you want him to include your clothes in his load of laundry so that you don't have to worry about it for later. he even folds your clothes neatly into a basket so they don't get wrinky if you wanted to deal with putting them away later.

housemate!suguru who always wants to eat meals together because he enjoys your company (he'd never admit it and refuses to acknowledge the pout you point out when you once came home just before midnight and he ate by himself). eating meals together is just good for the soul!!!!!!!

housemate!suguru who does the dishes whenever you cook because he says it's only fair. he really really likes when you decide to help him out anyway or just stick around him to give him company (like sit on the counter and continuing the conversation from your shared meal)

housemate!suguru who also reassures you that you don't have to worry about any of the dishes when you want to bake (for whatever reason, whether its for the two of you or for others). THIS always makes your knees weak because!!! he's lingering around, just waiting and eagerly helping you and being a total sweetheart. he also loves taste testing!!!

housemate!suguru who cleans the apartment with you every sunday like you two are some married couple. the sun is shining!! music is playing in the background!! and you two are giggling with each other!!! he loveslovesloves having sunday resets with you because it's just so calming and it also is a way that you two bond. he's a very tidy person so he appreciates you joining him and putting in the effort to make sure you guys' home stays tidy and cozy.

housemate!suguru who (if you didn't know already) teaches you how to care for houseplants. it's a little hobby of his and he says that it makes the house look and feel more alive. that and he just enjoys the aesthetic (which goes hard for the tiktoks/vids that he's post??? this dude lives and breathes plant girl aesthetic)

housemate!suguru who pushes the cart when you two go grocery shopping so you can oogle as much as you want in the aisles. he always physically writes down stuff that he needs and, more often than not, you're the one who holds that list. it's sosososo cute seeing your thinking face when you look for stuff on the shelves. he also knows the thinking face you have for when you're trying to put things you both don't need in the cart--what doodoo excuse are you going to give him that he'll pretend to believe because he can't say no to you?

housemate!suguru who makes you carry the lightest grocery bags because you deserve no less. yes help him, but let him inflate his own ego by helping YOU (just pretend you don't see him telling his curses to help bring groceries inside). he also is the one to put things in the fridge away while you take care of all the pantry stuff. it just became routine at this point and suguru mentally giggles and kicks his feet at how domestic it is

housemate!suguru who rolls his eyes at gojo whenever gojo teases him about you, saying that "suguru's playing family with y/nnnn~" and "they always eat together, do groceries together, and even clean the apartment on sundays together!" and OF COURSE shoko is entertained because "omg? i thought you said you liked living alone?"

housemate!suguru who truly can't escape satoru and shoko, begrudgingly lets them into your guys' shared apartment after coming UNANNOUNCED!!!!! and you are of course thrilled to actually meet them and happily invite them for dinner. suguru is pouting and sulking the entire time because your "y/n and suguru" weekend plan to take a day trip to mt. fuji turned into a "y/n, suguru, satoru and shoko" weekend plan

#jjk imagine #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen reader insert #jjk reader insert #jujutsu kaisen drabble #jjk drabble #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen one shot #jjk one shot #jujutsu kaisen imagine #geto suguru #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru x y/n #geto x y/n #geto suguru fluff #geto fluff #geto suguru headcanons #geto suguru reader insert #geto suguru drabble #geto x reader

[bowandcurtsey]

When y/n is unwell (haikyuu) 

Been watching the Haikyuu Anime again because I've been back to playing leisure volley. hehe. Also it's the le kuroo hubby's birthday in a week's time! yay!

Kuroo | Tsukishima | Akaashi | Atsumu x f! reader

Post timeskip

Kuroo Tetsuro

Suddenly becomes the househusband and does everything in the house. Well he's not superb at everything but he makes sure that everything still runs smoothly. or Kinda.

There is a possibility that he'll use the wrong bowl for the cat. Or he may mistake the softener as detergent.. But it wouldn't be anything major.

He'll make sure you're tucked in nice and snug and if you're cold he'll put on them night socks for you. If your temperature gets too high he'll grab a towel and do a cold compression for you.

He gets kinda worried actually seeing how fragile and unwell you are. And when you start muttering nonsense like "am I going to die.." He'll shush you and give you extra kisses on your forehead.

he'll pat you to sleep before he carries on doing other things. Yes he'll slack off a little and watch some volleyball vids on youtube or social media.

He'll buy you some soupy meal because god bless, this man can not cook that well. He'll feed you of course, very gently and blowing at your food before putting it to your mouth because you're his queen.

Well, when you're finally feeling slightly better and you find the strength to get out of bed, you creep out to your living room to find your hubby napping on the couch with the animals. awww.

Tsukishima Kei

He doesn't really know what to do actually. You seldom fall sick and are usually independent so it's really a rare sight for him to see you vulnerable like this.

He even took a day's leave from divisional training just to take care of you.

"Am I dying?"

"Well at least you have the strength to make dumb jokes like that." your husband is as savage as ever.

He disappears for awhile and then he'll come over with some warm water and some asprin. He'll help you get up to take your meds before tucking you in again.

You'll wake up and find those cooling patch pasted on your forehead and water right beside your bed. He came in to take your temperature.

"Good. Your fever went down. Are you feeling better?"

Whether you said yes or no, he'll bring you to see the doctors, to be safe. He was actually really worried about you, while you were sleeping, he constantly came in to check on you, stroked your hair and pressed a kiss to your cheek.

And when you were feeling much better, he would definitely tease you about it.

"Maybe you should fall sick once in awhile, you're more sweeter and less naggy."

Of course you knew he was kidding.

Akaashi Keiji

Your Akaashi was Mr perfect husband. He knew exactly how to take care of you. He would totally apply to work from home and take care of all your needs.

From cooking some hot soup or porridge, to making sure you were properly tucked in, Akaashi took care of you well.

He made sure you always had warm water to drink and he gave you a water bottle with a straw so you could drink without using much effort.

He constantly changed your cooling patch on your forehead and sponged your body with a cold towel to keep your temperature down.

Bokuto was banned from coming over because he was "too noisy and would disturb your rest"

When you took your meds, he would bring in some gummy so that the meds weren't too bitter for you.

He would also make you something yummy and healthy at the same time, like a berry smoothie so that not all your food were too bland. He would let you cheat a little and eat some ice cream too, because a happy mindset keeps the body healthy as well.

Would keep you in his sight 24/7, works in the same room as you with a mask on and a tiny lamp turned on while you were resting.

You should also take this time to ask your husband for anything you want, he'll probably agree because you looked so vulnerable and sad, he'll do anything to make you feel better.

Miya Atsumu

Actually, He's probably sick together with you. But hey in the case that he isn't, he's panicking.

He calls everyone. Osamu, his mom, Sakusa... Even Bokuto and Hinata. Well, initially you had doubts when he called Bokuto but he was the only one that suggested ice cream so you were glad he did.

Well he runs out to the supermarket after leaving an ice pack over your head.

He comes home with BAGS of stuff. Different types of medicine, more ice packs, all kinds of healthy food- fruits and vegetables, and yes, ice cream.

He feeds you some medicine and pastes the cooling patch on your body as well.

He then proceeds to make a lot of noise in the kitchen and tries to make you some fruit salad or some sorts and some miso soup or something that has chunks of fish and chicken inside.

When your fever does not go down by the end of the day, your husband calls 911. Yeap. He tells the person that it's an emergency..

You had to drag you sick ass to your husband and grab the phone telling the person over the phone that you're okay and that your husband is just a little panicky.

You end up telling him to just bring you to see a doctor.

"Oh yeah baby! why didn't I think of the doctor!"

#kuroo scenarios #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro imagine #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo tetsuro scenarios #tsukishima scenarios #tsukishima kei headcanons #tsukishima kei x reader #tsukishima kei imagines #akaashi keji x reader #akaashi x reader #akaashi fanfiction #akaashi imagine #akaashi fluff #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu headcanons #miya atsumu x you #atsumu imagines #atsumu fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu fic #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu x reader

[helyiios]

I had a dream once that the IMF boys had a tiktok and did the classic tiktok things mid-missions and stuff and I NEED to know you opinion on what their account would be like

Ok so replying to this again. I think Benji Jane and Will are the most online (and let’s indulge and say that it doesn’t cause conflit of interest with the fact they’re secret agents lol)

Benji’s the most popular (2.3M followers) and he posts the randomest most funniest shit on the PLANET. He hardlaunches Ethan with the out of my league trend (13M) despite NEVER mentioning being in a relationship before. He regularly forces Luther and Ethan to do trends w the rest of Hunt’s team, like I can’t find ayesha cuz she’s probably sucking dick/bitch pick up your goddamn phone you’re gonna make me sick where they all are on it w really cool transitions. He likes to talk abt SW or ST or DW a lot and one of his most liked videos (and how some people discovered him) is him replying to a comment that’s like “what’s knotting” and he just stares into the cam while putting one a red nose to a circus music. He posts himself and Ilsa while they’re dressed up for the opera on a mission with like the song fashion in the background and everyone goes crazy. He posts a vid where it’s him and Ethan looking at each other with the baby I’m yours song and it gets like 20M views. He does a transition from him at the gym to him in evening clothes he had to wear for a mission to everyday I spend my time drinking wine feeling fine and he doesn’t EVEN mean to do it as a thirst trap but that’s how it’s received and people are like oh my god…benji. Similarly he makes a post where he details his tattoos (after being asked a buncha times) and he’s shirtless, and everyone’s losing their minds because they’re like YOU HAVE A SIX PACKS? He and Jane post a short dancing vid to cmon let’s get it started lemme see you move your body and it goes goes viral bcs that’s when their respective followers find out they’re friends. He makes a photo post that’s like we’ll be a fine line we’ll be alright with a pic of the first hunts team mission w their latest one, and people ask him if he likes Harry styles and he just goes “who❤️” He does the pabrobui mwah mwah trend w Ilsa while they’re ALSO in a mission in Poland and they’re dressed in very warm clothes and everyone’s like oh my god…I’ve seen two pretty best friends. I genuinely think he’s got a few moves in him so there’s one of his most liked vids where he’s filming himself cooking in his kitchen where he’s barely dancing to busy earnin’ and the vibes are IMMACULATE. He 100% did the ceilings and you with the dark curls you with the watercolour eyes trends. He ALSO forced the entire team to do the benjamin’s deli trend (dancing slowly in the light vs throwing moves in the dark while people put on their phones’ light). He also posts himself during a training sesh to bts’ steve aoki remix mic drop and people are like YOU FUCKING KNOW BTS? and he just goes stan jin👍 he’s also a skilled violin and piano player so sometimes he posts himself playing.

Jane’s account is at 700k and one of her most liked vids is with Ilsa where they’re lipsynching the pam and i feed off each other’s energy. I tease her, she teases me (…) and that’s when people start to get that they’re all mates. She does the bitch you know I’m sexy trend with Will and Benji. She forces Ethan (he lost a dare) to do the you carry yourself with the confidence of a…much taller man trend. She soft launches Ilsa w a video of “24H in my life” (while she’s on break) where you can see glimpse of her gf and her followers go insane trying to figure out who it is. She posts herself and benji where benji’s tied to a repelling cable on a high building and she’s zooming in on him w the never back down never what/never give up audio in the background and people are like what the fuck r y’all doing??? She also is a great dancer so she regularly posts herself to the latest dance trend (she KILLED Angel in Tibet and Back on 74.) Both she and Benji did the okokokok lalala trend w their respective partners. (ilsa’s ok janes lala and ethans lala while benjis okokok)

Brandt (560k) is fucking hysterical bcs you’d think he doesn’t know what fun is and is so serious about literally everything and well. you’d be kind of right. He mostly post himself at the gym and people ask him a lot abt his supplements and his program, things to which is gracefully replies. His most liked video is SO Brandt coded because it’s just him crossed armed at his desk looking into the cam with like, company in the background, which technically qualifies as a thirst trap and everyone’s so confused because they’re like oh my god…I think I’m attracted to office workers. He also posts a lot of him sparring, sometimes w Benji or Jane or Ethan or Ilsa and people go kind of insane about those. He never gets Hunley on cam but once he replies to a comment that’s like “are you free tonight” and he just stares into the cam and pulls hunley’s left hand w the wedding band on it with the audio IM MARRIED in the background. THATS where his followers find out he’s gay and they’re like A WIN FOR THE COMMUNITY. Just like benji he can play the guitar, so sometimes he posts vids of himself playing, either of requested songs or some he likes.

#yvaintive #ask #anon #mission impossible #ethan hunt #ilsa faust #benji dunn #jane carter #william brandt

[9w1ft]

Idk if you've already answered this, but do you know why vogue deleted kaylor's bff game vid? P.S. love ur tumblr

hi! tyvm 🥰

so first of all, just to clarify, the video was put on private, it hasn’t been deleted. second of all, no i don’t know why —i don’t think anybody can know why— but if you are interested in what i think, i guess i will say it this way,

over the years i’ve felt like i’ve experienced a pattern of happening when it comes to kaylor, where often something really big and loud in a positive sense will be accompanied either before or after by something to the negative side of the spectrum.

i think that sometimes the argument is summed up as any of the following, that “something bad just happened, that means something gay is coming” or “something gay just happened, that means something bad is coming” or “the girls decided to throw us a bone” or “this must have been an early apology to appease us because they need us to spread their message” but speaking for myself i see it a little differently. because i don’t think we (the fans) are the focal point of their actions. when you put taylor and karlie as the focal point of their own actions, i think that you might be able to see this pairing (of kaylor positive happenings with kaylor negative happenings) as a sort of risk management. what i mean by risk management is, it’s a way to continue to keep their options open to them as to where they want to go next with their narrative, every step of the way.

so for example, if they add a qualifier or several qualifiers, karlie can easily go to eras tour (and taylor can sing maroon (a song people say is about karlie) on karlies birthday, and she can pair our song with the kaylor anthem you are in love, and sing king of my heart and exile and new year’s day etc etc all in the same week) and even the most clever of gaylors will end up saying “but. BUT!! the bff video got taken down! taylor must have done that! or karlie must have done that! they must be feuding! so i still don’t believe!” and so the needle isn’t drastically moved. it keeps people confused and not in agreement and allows the girls to be able to do things without the ball rolling out of control.

it’s like that one parable about boiling a frog. if you turn the heat up suddenly on a pot of water with a frog in it, they will jump right out. but if you keep the water heating up ever so gradually, the frog won’t move and it will become cooked. imagine the jumping frog is a fanbase becoming suddenly uncontrollable, and the adjustment of the heat as this continual pairing of hot and cold developments, ultimately (i would argue) trending towards hot in the long term.

so anyway when i see something like the bff video being put on private so close to when karlie went to eras tour, i just kind of nod an smile and say, ah, okay, another adjustment, all is good. and move on. that’s it. and when you are more aware of this and see things happening in concert with one another time and time again, the mere existence of this pattern starts to feel like more evidence pointing to this being business as usual. and i think it helps you relax a little bit.

[transmutationisms]

do you think the kids will ever realise logan is human and therefore fallible? obviously he’s been somewhat immortalised in death but kendall watching that vid on repeat struck me because logan looks so powerless and frail and human there. having makeup put on him and being told what to do by a director is just in total opposition of the image he projects. kendal watching it on repeat was grief & missing his dad obv but part of me was wondering if he was thinking about how he could surpass his father & finally having the realisation that all children have — that their parents are fallible & flawed & in some sense, pathetic

i think this is a good example of how the characters' outrageous levels of wealth and power stymie their emotional growth. like, grief is a common emotional experience, and so are many of the complex feelings the kids are having about their abusive dad whom they loved and deified. the issue is that, especially for kendall and roman, they're in this insane position where they can cook up immortality fantasies and actually have other people go along with them. like, in episode 6 we can see how no one wants to tell kendall No because they're afraid he might break. and then the investors don't tell him No because they're taken in by the spectacle and have their own fantasies of eternal life and youth. so it's like, how is kendall ever supposed to move past this very infantile deification of his father when the whole world is accommodating itself to him at every turn? same with roman and his reign of terror, and even shiv playing boss more subtly. like, there's nothing inherent in the kids' psychologies that would prevent them from coming to the kind of realisation that you're talking about, but in these material circumstances? i'm not sure it's possible.

[sugarpearsao3]

ZoSan AU with Pornstar!Sanji and normie!Zoro

Where Sanji is a popular pornstar and /very/ good at his job. He does both gay and straight vids and his fans love him bcuz he gets dommed by women and can be versatile for gay films.

But, everyone is shocked to find out he actually has a boyfriend

Sanji is doing an IG live one day when he read one of the comments. ""Hm? Do I have a lover?" he'd spin in his gamer chair and grin. "Yeah, I do have one actually!"

And people are distraught. There are different reactions to that statement.

User12399283120: What a slut. Don't you feel bad for your boyfriend whoring yourself like his?

sanjiismybabygirl69: You're not supposed to have a bf. u belong to the audience

idkyimhere123: Whoa I wish I was your boyfriend

It turns out Sanji's bf wasn't even a porn actor. He was just a regular guy.

Sanji never showed a picture or reveal his bf's face, but one day on one of the days Sanji was streaming on Tw*tch, his followers got a video clip.

The camera was angled really low, just enough to accommodate Sanji's gaming face, but suddenly a large man passed by behind him. His head wasn't seen.

kinky_cook: holy fuck who's that

sanjiswhippedcream: WAS THAT WHO I THINK IT WAS!?

Sanji didn't even notice that the other man passed by. He was too focused on his game. Until a deep, sensual voice was heard thru the mic.

"Oi, cook, where'd u put my jacket."

The blonde whipped his head around with wide eyes, looking at a man outside the camera frame. "What the fuck mosshead! I said I was streaming! What if they saw you!?"

"Pfft, they didn't see me."

Then, the mystery boyfriend stepped into the frame, the camera only seeing his face's lower half. "What are they talking about?"

The audience could see he was a well-built man. The body of an athlete. A tight black shirt and grey sweatpants.

He began to read the comments.

Iheart9k36: Holy shit it's the boyfriend!

fxkinluvblondes: fuck off, man

ipeggaymen420: hey, boyfriend. aren't u jealous Sanji sleeps with other men for work?

The bf chuckled, exposing his sharp canines, and responded, "Why the fuck would I be jealous?"

He took a large, tanned, hand and held Sanji's jaw, tilting him to look upwards. The blonde only blinked and held onto his bf's wrist loosely.

"By the end of the day it's my bed he sleeps in, fuckers."

Then, Sanji flushed red, an embarrassed and adorable expression that had the followers spamming donations.

"I'm quite proud my baby makes bank."

Then, the bf leaned down and gave Sanji a kiss. The back of his head was against the camera, hiding his face, but everyone saw spiky green hair.

And it was quite... an /intimate/ kiss.

Suddenly Sanji was tapping out by smacking his bf's back. They separated with a wet smack, and the blonde whined, "Ur gonna get me banned!"

But the BF only leaned back flipped off the audience with a grin exposing his sharp canines.

"Stay jealous."

After that, the opinions towards Sanji's boyfriend drastically changed.

Mosshead180: Sanji will ur bf ever feature in ur porn vids

Sanjiluver4ever: Is your boyfriend single bcuz hot damn daddy--[gets shot]

Sanji's response to the new comments was quite interesting.

On the pornstar's exclusive twt account, he uploaded a new photo.

It was a risque photo of him skillfully sucking a huge cock. He was knelt in between two strong thighs, and the photo was clearly taken by the other man.

Caption: this is all you're getting . . . END

I just really liked the thought of Zoro being the kind of guy who felt really secure about his relationship with Sanji. Like, he ain't afraid or anything like that he's pretty chill bcuz he knows their relationship, he loves his boyfriend and knows Sanji loves him.

Anyways if you go to Sanji's onlyfans you'll see really intimate videos of him riding Zoro's cock

#zosan #zoro #sanji #one piece #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #sugarpearsdrabble #fanfiction #fanfic #drabble

[i-love-to-draw1]

I really like 4halo

Like I haven't watch bad pov of today I've been trying to catch up bc I had fam over n I promise my bby cousin tht ill play with him so ya know got busy

N rn I'm watching bags but I've been reading the liveblogs whenever I got the time. N I just really like 4halo n how it's developing. I'm not aro or in its spectrum, but my sister is. I like 4halo tht I rant bout the characters n how they are n ll tht jazz like I had a full explanation of wut happen to my sis from the liveblogs n I'm just excited but worried. Mostly bc bags is in sister mode n I get tht as the older Sibling. But I'm worried if bags tell forever tht it might make their friendship [4halo] tense or off. Bc I don't mind where it goes so long as they still care for eachother but I'm worried this might cause some strain n the cc are really good with their acting.

Like I had a full on conversation n my sis who is in the aro/acespec feels seen bc she is also in a relationship. Like she enjoys qbad bc she sees herself in him. She told me how she decided to take the chance in a relationship [r] bc she has this similar mindset like jaiden [if u saw her coming out vid] n she's happy but still has worries n doubts if she's doing romance right n I just bonk her head n say yes bc it's ur form of it. She rooting for them n hopes they can work themselves out but she's also happy if thy dont put a label as well.

I also see my relationship in them but in forever pov bc my partner n I were also slow n oblvious. Lmao like we confessed in December but we didn't got in a relationship bc of some stuff but I was okay with waiting so long as I'm by his side n I didn't even mind if on day it turned to a nvm bc my friendship with them mattered more so lmao. Like we didn't have official tittle till the end of February n we just call eachother partners/r

We ranted bout how it's best tht the two work on themselfs before going in som relationship. N we know it's gonna take a while lmao. We are excited for this slowburn. But wut happen makes me worried tht it might hit some roadblock but I do love m e some angst but my heart is also soft when I get attach so I'll cry if something happens xuebdhdvd

Also I'm sorry if I don't explain myself well lmao like we talked for 2hrs bout them n now idk how to type it. Lol but I do know tht I hope people [Twitter] let them cook, bc this is a slowburn so they should fuk off. 2 don't harass bad n bags bout their characters actions. Let them cook lol. 3 be fuking patient n don't be weird. Like bruh I don't even go ther other then fanart n live update accounts. But reading the discourse om here is annoying people be weird.

#qsmp rant #4halo #not maintagging this #bc lmao its 4halo theme n i don't wanna clog the qsmp #tag so yeah #excuse the rant #lmao

[graphic-hawk]

How different is Anti in ‘He’s coming for you’ from your other versions of Anti in your other books? And if it’s no problem what are your headcanons of the other septic egos?

Well it depends if you mean Anti OR Antisepticeye since there’s two of them. If you mean Anti, he’s more of the softer version that’s discovered what love and family can feel like and wishes to protect his loved ones at all costs even if they don’t like him. Antisepticeye, however, has no ties or wishes like that and is just the embodiment of evil wishing for death and destruction of all the septic alters/egos.

And really the headcannons for the other egos vary because I tend to change them a bit with every book I write. In this book for instance:

Chase was honorably discharged from the military. He was excellent with a gun and always hit the target but he couldn’t kill another person. He has trauma with guns currently and tries to soothe his ptsd and anxiety with making YouTube vids making trick shots and sometimes drinking. Until Stacey leaves him, taking his son with her to her sister’s house. Chase is very protective and the most fatherly one out of all the other egos. He likes to cook and play games.

Jackie is a vigilante who get repeatedly arrested but doesn’t care as long as he was helping someone. He gets his powers (in this book) from a mask Marvin made but in other realities, he was born with his power. His older sister is a lawyer and she has a son named Benny who draws Jackie as a superhero in red. He loves games like Chase but the difference between them is that he’d kill if he thought it necessary. He’s physically the strongest of the egos and the tallest. He also always has his hair pulled up in a small pony tail.

Henrik is a medical doctor but always wanted to be more. His knowledge is vast and eventually he peruses his dreams and creates Iris. The others forget a lot of the times that Henrik is actually very rich, too and owns a mansion they later call the Septic house. He married a scientist like himself and had two children. He is fatherly and protective like Chase but also very stern and more mature than the other egos.

Jameson was a performer who loves putting in puppet shows. He lost his voice when Antisepticeye cut out his tongue. He had always loved a dancer named Emily but was very shy and couldn’t even talk to her when he had a voice. He loves to collect clocks and take pictures. He loves to dress up dapper and keep a groomed mustache because it fits in with the nature of his shows. He learned sign language very quickly so he could talk to his friends but upon meeting the others, Marvin had cast a spell on them all so they could all understand him and his signing without having to learn it for themselves.

Marvin didn’t know he was a magician until another one had found him and helped him learn. Marvin had worked at a bookshop and always dreamed of owning his own store and doing something big with his life. And then he met Evan, his trainer and now boyfriend. He always had an addiction for learning cool and new things but then that addiction expanded to him learning magic he shouldn’t which led to him finding the other egos in the other universes. Marvin loves to learn new magic tricks and spells and spends his time making potions or collecting weird things or spying on others through his crystal ball like a creep. He keeps a lot of secrets but eventually tells everyone what they need to know when the time is right.

The Anti head cannon changes the most in every book but in all of them, Anti acts tough but is actually soft. He loves kids, games and being around others. He hates being alone and he is secretly a little scared of the dark. He is the most immature one of the egos next to Chase. He is strong in most books like Jackie and in half of my books, both Anti and Jackie share the same kind of powers. Anti is also always the shortest septic ego. He loves pop tarts and other junk food.

Antisepticeye is different in that all he knows is killing and death but he also likes similar things like Anti like games and pranks. However he is still also the shortest like Anti. He also loves food in general.

Let me know if you have any more questions and I’d love to answer them! This was fun :) if you haven’t read the book or its sequel, I highly recommend it as there are a lot more insights in it than I can give in one post lol

#jacksepticeye #fanart #septicart #therealjacksepticeye #anti #septic #ego #jse #jse community #antisepticart #one two anti's coming for you #jse anti #antisepticeye fanart #antisepticeye

[kkujo]

hi! im not entirely sure if ill actually do anything with bread but i saw your posts and im interested in trying it out (especially since i need stuff to help me where im at mentally). i havent really done any baking before (except for store-bought mix brownies and cookies) and my cooking skills are abysmal, but id love to have bread of my own anyhow. do you know of some good resources to help me start? some advice too maybe?

HI YES OF COURSE!!!! this is the instagram account that helped me figure out sourdough, i would reccomend watching a bunch of her vids because the way she explains it is super easy to understand!!

how to make a sourdough starter:

you will need: a jar (remove the rubber seal to allow air in), an elastic band, kitchen scales, flour, water, honey, as well as something to stir with like a spoon or knife!

DAY 1: mix 50g flour, 50g water, and a teeny bit of honey in a jar. weighing is more accurate than using cups so that's the best way to measure out the ingredients!! i like to use a knife to stir personally. put a teeny bit of honey on the tip of the knife, that's all you'll need!! the sugar from the honey helps the yeast grow faster (or something. idk)

DAY 2: stir the mixture!

DAY 3: discard half of the starter. add 50g flour, 50g of water and a tiny bit of honey, and mix. around this time is when you wanna put an elastic band on the jar at the same level as the starter, to help measure how much it rises!! it won't rise much at this stage but you might start to see some bubbles :)

DAY 4: discard half of the starter, add 50g flour and 50g and mix!

repeat the steps of day 4 until around day 10-14 - by this time the starter should double in size a few hours after feeding!! around day 7 to 9 it will smell HORRIBLE like you won't be able to sniff it without gagging but that's normal dw. when it gets to the point where it doubles in size after feeding it won't smell so bad and you can use it to bake!!

at room temperature you should feed the starter every day (discard half, add 50g water and 50g flour, mix) but at cooler temperatures it won't need feeding as often so you can keep it in the fridge and feed once a week instead!!

when you've had your starter for a couple weeks, i recommend saving some discarded starter in a plastic bag and putting it in the freezer - this way if your starter ever gets ruined you have some of your original starter saved!! you can let it thaw and feed as normal and it will come back to life within a few days :D the only times you'll really need to throw ur starter out is if it gets moldy which is pretty uncommon, or if you forget to feed it for a while and it gets super stinky. at which point restarting with the frozen starter is best

you can bake pretty much anything that uses flour/yeast using ur starter!! my fave thing to make is a super simple loaf of bread!

you'll need 500g flour, 250g water, 150g of the sourdough starter, 25g olive oil and 10g salt. i also usually add something like 20g of sugar bc it helps the dough rise faster!! mix it all up and cover with a tea towel and let it rise for around 6 to 8 hours (you can feed your starter at the same time and use that as a measure for when the dough will be ready!! once the starter has doubled the dough will be risen)

once the dough has risen, knead it on a floured surface. my fave way to knead it is twisting towards the middle, rotate & repeat (i hope this makes sense) you should feel the dough getting tighter as u fold it!!

baking in a pot with a lid helps keep the moisture in and stops ur crust from getting too hard!! i cook the bread in a greased ceramic pot for about an hour on a lowish temperature around 150 degrees celsius, and then about another 20 mins without the lid to let the crust crisp up!!

it definitely takes some trial and error to get ur bread looking good, especially bc each starter is slightly different and unique so you might have to adapt certain things to help ur starter thrive!! for example i've found that my starter likes being fed more, so i usually mix about 120g of flour and water instead of 50g!! but it's really just a matter of seeing what works for you and ur starter ^_^

#I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU OR ANYONE ELSE WHO'S INTERESTED!!!! #SORRY I KNOW THAT'S A LOT OF INFO. must infodump abt bread. #BUT YEAH it can be super intimidating at first when you don't rlly know where to start but you get the hang of it!!! #also the bread recipe i included is so easy like even if you'd never cooked before all it is is weighing the ingredients and mixing!! #you can't rlly go wrong with it as long as you weigh the right amount of ingredients!! #you might end up with a flat or dense loaf but it's still gonna taste good so who care #asks #bread tag #SORRY AGAIN FOR THE HUGE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION OMG I HOPE THIS ISN'T TOO OVERWHELMING.

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

i know you often comment on weird and bad behavior on insta so that's why I'm sending this but I'm feeling genuinely upset - a friend sent me a reel of some cute kid about idk 5-6 yo maybe, cooking and spilling flour on himself, it's illirian_cook i think, the whole account is just cute vids (putting aside the matter of parents exploiting their kids on social media) and almost every comment is "sell him" or a variation of that. and i checked other posts, on almost every post when you scroll the comments 9 out of 10 are "sell him/sell the kid/looking sellable" and shit. what in the fuck. like i know half of those are idiots who feel like they need to jump in and follow the trend in the comments because they're stupid and have no sense of humor let alone manners and common sense, but how is that an acceptable comment to make repeatedly on posts of a cute small kid even as an extremely stupid joke. and anyone who's remotely normal and says something like he's cute or how the comments are weird has a bunch of replies of more of those idiots. like I'm sorry I'm fully turning into an old person afraid of technology at the ripe age of 31 but I really don't think people were like this before social media rotted their brains.

SELL HIM???? EXCUSE ME? what! thats so bizarre. its one thing to do that on some meme page or something that reposts it but on his actual videos. what the hell

#?????? wtf #anon

[drewscrib]

South Park HC's Part 2 BAY-BEE

My last HC post got a lil interaction, plus I felt like writing some more because I love the little skrunkles so much SRDBVCDHGBJHGVIFCTV enjoy these !!!

WENDY

He/She/They, Genderfluid/Pansexual, half black

Favorite color is blue, but has mostly purple stuff

Decent friends with Kenny and Butters, they borrow each others clothes and Kenny gives them makeovers

They also have sleepovers together and watch horror movies that Henrietta lends/watches with them

Goes by Wendyll at school and Wendy to his close friends

Cut his hair to shoulder length because it was easier to maintain

Also ran into Cartman at the animal shelter because she wanted to volunteer and now she blackmails him

Vegetarian and student body president, hardcore activist

Loves to play the piano

Plays minecraft and is really good at shooter games

Dresses in skater fashion when masc, has likes 4 binders in different colors to match his outfits

Has like 700k on youtube and blew up on tiktok because he ruthlessly bullies conservatives online (also because he's conventionally attractive)

TOLKIEN

He/Him, Gynosexual, Gender apathetic

Doesn't care if people see him as a guy because he just does what he wants

Likes to knit in secret, knitted Kyle a new hat to practice crotchet and pretended he 'Just saw it at the store'

Has an etsy shop selling his crochet products

Chick magnet which caused Stan to HATE him at one point

Sleeps often during the day due to insomnia

Watches horror videos with Clyde because his reactions are funny

Good at math, but terrible at biology or anything science related

Has a scar going from his shoulder to his forearm from a biking accident

Can dance really well and won a few school elementary talent shows by getting sturdy

CLYDE

He/Him, Straight, white hispanic

Literally the biggest crybaby ever

Makes Tolkien watch horror vids with him so he doesn't cry

Has pissed his pants going to halloween mazes/scare attractions

Used to quote the joker thinking it was cool, now does it as a joke

Eats snow religiously, doesn't do it so much after he accidently ate yellow snow

LOVES oreos, has a sleeve of them in his bag and locker because he's always hungry

Likes sports way more then the average person

He cannot take care of his hair for some reason

HORRIBLE at speaking spanish, tries to flirt with girls in his spanish class anyways just for them to correct him

JIMMY

He/Him, Unlabeled, white atheist

Class clown lowkey

Let's his friends occasionally put stickers on his forearm crutches

Still a comedian, constantly being on stages makes him damn near unphased by public speaking

Likes to wear knitted fingerless gloves (courtesy of Tolkien) because his hands feel sore sometimes from standing and leaning on his crutches 24/7

Can only cook kraft mac and cheese, doesn't work out because he doesn't even like mac and cheese

Lactose intolerant to hell; Devours more dairy products than anyone you have ever met in your life

Failing art class because he cannot draw if his life depended on it

Has braces due to an underbite, still makes fun of Craig for having braces despite this

In charge of the schools social media accounts and announcements, has to edit out every time he calls something 'gay'

OMG AHHHH I love writing out headcanons and these were so enjoyable to write, I am gonna post more stuff tomorrow kekekeke

Thank you for reading btw! I'm gonna post art and stuff tomorrow but I kinda didn't feel like it today so I am sorry grggrgrg

#south park #wendy testaburger #tolkien black #clyde donovan #jimmy valmer #everyone mentioned is about 16 #MY FAVORITE SILLY GUYS

[frenskcup]

Itadori's Kitchen

Summary: think of Julien Solomita's cooking vids, specifically the one where he bakes a cake w Jenna. This plus Yuuji and Fushiguro :) no romance, just reader interacting with them in a highly specific scenario.

Warnings: silly goofy times, cursing

A/N: uploaded this on AO3, but thought tumblr users might enjoy it

The red light of the camera blinks to signal the start of the recording.

“Am I in focus?”

You step towards the camera to look at the viewfinder. Itadori’s scrunched-up face shows up on the screen with the background blurred. Giving him a thumbs up, he smiles and claps his hands.

“Awesome! Thanks for agreeing to this. No one else wanted to help out.” His little frown adds to his pity party.

“Don’t sweat it. Didn’t have much else to do today. Kugisaki dipped on our movie plans to drag Maki with her to the shopping center,” you say, rolling your eyes at the memory of her reasoning being the spring sales starting and not wanting to look through the ugly garments after the first day. Itadori rummages through the drawers of the kitchenette to find whatever utensil he needs.

“Well, no need to fret! I, Itadori Yuuji, shall be your entertainment!” he declares with spatula and wooden spoon held towards the ceiling. You chuckle at his excitement as he winks at you.

“Okay, okay. So what’s on the agenda, head chef?” you ask while grabbing your phone for the list Itadori had sent you a few hours before when you agreed to help him film for his YouTube channel.

“Well, I usually have Fushiguro help me stay on track with the ideas I have lined up on that list. I try to put them in an order that makes sense.”

The said list is composed of the standard ‘film intro,’ ‘make cake,’ and ‘get friends to try’ formula most of Itadori’s videos followed. The occasional ‘fart noise’ or ‘insert meme here’ was scattered in the list. It seemed easy enough to follow.

“This is doable. So I’m just your help? Or can I talk with you?”

Looking up from your phone, you see him struggling with putting the apron over his head. You wait it out and watch him try to stick his arm through the head loop. Visible confusion washes over his face when he realizes this. He sees a flash towards him and looks at you, a grin on your face and phone in hand.

“It feels like Fushiguro never left,” Itadori sighs, trying to fix his apron.

“Oh, I’m Fushiguro now? I guess I have to act all emotionally unavailable and pretend I’m uninterested in everything, huh?” you joke.

“Ah, don’t forget making me think I’m doing something wrong by giving me very vague responses,” he says matter of factly. “You act like you don’t even watch my channel!” Itadori says like you’ve told him his chicken meatballs are awful and also spit on them. His hand clutches his chest in pretend pain.

“Excuse you, I am Chef Itadori’s number one fan!” you retort at him, pointer finger showing up in the viewfinder.

“Says who?”

“Says my damn username!”

Itadori gasps, his hands coming together and sparkles appearing in his eyes.

“Show me! Show me! Show me!”

“Okay okay! Jeez, give me a second to pull it up,” you tell him. It’s almost like trying to get an overly excited puppy to sit and stay.

“Wait! You gotta show the camera, too! As proof,” he orders, threatening you with his wooden spoon.

“Here, look. My profile name is exactly what I said.”

Itadori leans over the counter to get a better look. His eyes squint to try to see the small text. The smile on his face after seeing your username rivals the sun and the ring light set up next to him. He does a little dance and makes you show the camera the screen.

“It’s actually “Chef Itadori’s Number One Fan,” guys! Pog!” he shouts.

“I’m glad I’ve entertained you so much. Now, entertain me with your baking, Chef,” you command. “I’m gonna sit my buns in this chair and watch. I feel like I’m in Jun’s Kitchen. Let me sniff that flour, nya.”

“Okay, dry and wet go together to form the superior cake batter. A cake batter to dominate the baking industry. I am the cake boss, now,” he says to himself whilst mixing the ingredients in a bowl.

“Oh yes. Bakeries around Tokyo are trembling now that they feel the power of your batter. You’re too powerful.”

“Thank you for noticing my magnificent batter and my baking prowess. They’re both quite impressive, yes?” he asks, accidentally flinging batter on the floor when gesturing to you. “Oh.”

“Which one of us is cleaning that up before Demon gets to it?” you ask, fully knowing that it’s you who’s going to do so. Damn Fushiguro and his very adorable, yet abnormally large canine.

“Well, you’re the sous chef here. How can I, the executive chef, be responsible for such a menial mess when I’m in charge of this powerful batter, the one to dominate and destroy all cake batters.” Itadori seems to be in his own world as he finishes his statement.

“I knew it,” you deadpan, standing up to get a paper towel. Itadori dons a playful smirk, satisfied at the outcome of his actions.

The layers of cake are carefully set into the small oven. Curse Japan’s lack of full size ovens. Itadori and you laze around on the couch, waiting for the timer to ring.

“So what do we do now?” you ask, sitting with your legs on the back of the couch.

“I guess just wait. We never film the little break that’s in between the prep and the decorating.” He looks towards the ceiling with pursed lips. “Do you wanna go annoy Fushiguro to let us play with Demon?” He knows the answer before he asks. Your struggle of an attempt to swing your legs around the couch confirms it.

“Where’s the damn dog?”

“Okay, now let’s decorate!” Itadori yells while throwing his arms up.

You move the camera towards the different sprinkles and icing splayed on the counter. Somehow, Itadori convinced Fushiguro to join in the fun, on camera. How would the viewers react to the appearance of the illusive cameraman?

“Yo, you want the day off after this? I’m willing to edit,” you offer, panning the camera to the two of them shuffling about, trying to kick the other’s foot. Itadori’s head shoots up and he grins.

“Bet! I need a break after doing all the work today.”

A slap to the head knocks the smile off his face.

“And what am I?” Fushiguro asks flatly. His face holds no emotion.

“You’re the eye candy. Duh,” Itadori states like it’s the obvious, wrist flicking an offset spatula with sass to match.

“What do you think this is? A magic show?”

“Well-” another slap.

You hold back your laughs at their interactions and struggle to hold the camera still. If Kugisaki was here, it’d be even more chaotic. Itadori’s little frown tells all as he starts to ice the cake with a crumb coat of blue icing.

“I guess someone isn’t getting a piece of cake later. And it’s not my fault in the slightest,” Itadori says with lips pursed. His concentration on not ripping any cake out has his eyes squinting as if it’d help his hands.

“Like I’d want to eat it, you big baby.” Rolling his eyes at his friend’s childish antics, Fushiguro grabs an offset spatula to help smooth out the icing.

“God, I hate it when dad and dad fight,” you groan behind the camera. They both look at you, one with disappointment and the other, distress.

“Look what you’re doing! Tearing this family apart? How could you?” laments Itadori. With puppy dog eyes, he stares at Fushiguro and pouts.

“Look what you’re doing. Tearing this damn cake apart,” Fushiguro deadpans, pointing out the obvious hole that has been left by Itadori’s distracted hand.

“Ah! My cake!” You share a look with the spikey-haired man, both of you shaking your heads while Itadori tries to salvage what’s left of the spongey cake to patch the hole.

“Hey, if this cake goes sideways, we can always turn them into cakepops or whatever-balls with icing.” You slowly pan the camera to the hole to show how Itadori is trying his hardest to make it look like nothing happened.

“But that’s not what this video is for! I made a cake. How could I betray those who depend on this cake for their mental wellbeing?” He slams his hands on the countertop while exclaiming.

Barking comes from the living room, Demon clearly upset at being woken up by the chaotic pink guy on the verge of fake tears. Fushiguro looks at his roomie before starting to count.

“Oh no…” Itadori’s eyes go wide. He carefully sets the tool down and books it for the window, narrowly avoiding Fushiguro’s grasp.

“No! Not there! I just-” you yell to the flash of pink, running towards him in false hopes of stopping him.

A crash of clay sounds out from the fire escape.

“Put my plants outside.”

Your defeated face looks toward the camera, exhaling deeply with hands on hips. Demon runs to the window before slipping on the hardwood because of lack of traction. Both you and Fushiguro wince as the dog smashes into the wall before scrambling to chase Itadori once more.

“Cut the camera! Deadass!” shouts the man in the window.

#gender neutral reader #reader insert #jujutsu kaisen x reader #sfw #jujutsu kaisen fanfiction

[amoreemioo]

🤍 HMMM....v4 and/or v6 🧎‍♀️ JSDHSFDKJ

SEND ME 🤍 + A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…     v4 / v6.

Who cooks meals for the other? v4. uh. well. sg doesn’t. uh. yeah. ares cooks sg takes bites. :( v6. ares does his best as we know. but. if they want to eat somethin good. seunggi. SJDFASKLDF or take out. or a chef???

Who spams the other with memes?  v4. i don’t think they meme spam but txt/vid spams v6. i don't think they do this. cute tiktoks tho.

Who likes to tidy around the house? v4. they have someone that deep cleans but they both tidy as they go v6. both. ares likes cleaning the kitchen idk why

Who likes to play pranks on the other? v4/6. neither ??? idk they don't seem like. pranksters JASDFKLAJS

Who asked the other to move in with them? v4. na seunggi. v6. IDK STU WHAT DO YOU THINK HUH

Who is in charge of the music during a car ride? v4/5. mod pop v. 90s rap. rock paper scissors. AJSDFAKL

Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly? v4/6. oh. oh ares. ares does the tickling. he is also. very ticklish so like hes dumb on that front

Who needs to hold the other during scary movies? v4/6. ares puts the scary movies on. ares jumps during those same scary movies. hold him.

Who has to help the other when it comes to technology? v4/6. neither??? i don't think omg. is sg okay or is he an old man here

Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting? v4. if they can get away w it, both?? v6. ares ares ares ares ares ares ares ares ares

Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest? v4/6. i think ares wakes up first in general but he has his days he sleeps in. and omg he'd never wake sg up UNLESS he has something planned.

Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking? v4/6. both. both.

Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything? v4/6. neither stop aJASKLDFJAKLSDF.... wanna jokingly say v4 sg forgets idk why asjdfaslkdfja

Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night? v4. does sg snore. are we counting a’s nightmares scaring him awake JASDKFLA v6. also neither. but also. do they sleep over much idk we have to talk ab this maam.

Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy? v4/6. i know ares doesn't really play and hes also not very good at the ones he would play. so. ajskfaksldf

Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other? v4/6. why do i feel like this is sg ASDJFKALS

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[rrxnjun]

from here

Ohh so k-pop does get overwhelming at times like keeping up with all of their comebacks and activities does take a toll on the psyche 🤧 i took a small break of sorts back in 2021 just to get a breather and instead focus my energy on books :') the whole pandemic situation and the lockdown was beginning to get to me + i had to deal with an academic burnout but !! things are definitely better now.

OKAYY so it took me a lot of time to finalise a bias in nct dream and tbt all nct units unghhh i lobe them all but my nct dream bias as of now is renjun. this man has me wrapped around his finger and activates the heart eyes WDYM HE HAS A PRETTY VOICE HES AN ARTIST HE'S PRETTY HE'S SHARP TONGUED AND HE'S A TOTAL SWEETHEART LIKE HE'S SO CARING 100% BFF/BF MATERIAL :( FDIBCFBN GOD HAS HIS FAVOURITES ALRIGHT and oml don't even get me started w the yangyang and renjun interactions im still reeling from when they did this.

In 127 i have a soft spot for the vocal line lol so i usually bias whoever's in the vocal line for a particular song (DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT SO HARD TO CHOOSE THO). rn it's jaehyun bc I'm obsessed w his voice (it's his first few lines in good thing <33)

Oof faded in my last song just hits so hard and it hurts so bad the songs so deep. It's one of my favourite nct u songs that and baby don't like it (again. hoe anthems >>>) for 127 it's either heartbreaker (bc it's hyuck's world and we're just living in it) or good thing (bc jaehyun.) Basically love the limitless era. and for dream okayy i can't really choose but reload and boom era were both crazy good. as for wayv it's after midnight and maybee take off. Wbu what are your favourite eras/songs?

Ahh you're a carat ?? I've been trying to get into svt since hoshi's spider came out but it's still a work in progress :') Which all groups do you stan ?? (40k slowburns are segci and it's for Vernon?? sounds v interesting 👀)

and the yangyang fic's going to have angst okay thanks for the warning angst scares me but i find it beautiful (?) as a genre like whoa how do mere scenes and words strung up together in a completely different world make me feel so much. But again that's why i like reading in general. bonus points if i actually find the smth in the fic relatable :')

YUSSUH 5SOS SUPREMACY youngblood was THAT album yk. weird but their music and a few select songs from twenty one pilots and imagine dragons help me concentrate and actually solve calculus ... esp easier and good girls 😭 idk why tho and whahfkfkkg they came to your city ?? Djnffkfm most international artists usually don't come near South Asian countries ie the place where I live 🤧

and yes so i listened to a few more songs by waterparks but I'm obsessed with 21 questions. i can't stop putting it on loop 😭😭 fdhjk pls feel free to send in more song recs

p.s. i enjoy talking to you too to the point where i think i ramble a little too much hrkfjfnf Have a good day/night <3

SORRY FOR REPLYING LATE I SUCK AT HUMAN INTERACTION

kpop does get overwhelming sometimes dfkjlas but also i just kind of got bored for a bit so i didnt feel motivated to check up on it in so long,, but now i just found the excitement again and i feel the same i did when getting into it for the first time its so amazing. i got into kpop just before the pandemic started, so it was something that was keeping me going during the lockdowns and shit :) i am glad you're feeling better now, though!

OUR BIASES MATCH AAAAAAA #besties fdlksaj renjun is literally the love of my life i think us two are similar in a lot of things (our zodiac signs, personalities, interests, anger issues...) so i think loving him so much helped my selflove djfkla this sounds weird but its true to some extent?? AND DONT MENTION THE CAMPING TRIP VIDEO IN FRONT OF ME ITS MY COMFORT VID AAAAA everything abt it is so wholesome,,, their little karaoke sessions, the shopping, the cooking,, them switching languages every now and then,, also yangyang singing i'm gonna love you by d.o. is stuck in my head that moment felt special.

in 127 i tend to gravitate towards mark and hyuck but i cant really count them bc theyre my dream biases as well LMAO but if i exclude them, i'd say i bias doyoung? i have a soft spot for yuta as well haha and recently my head is full of jungwoo but i'm not gonna give that too much weight just yet it might be a phase we'll see

I LOVE HOE ANTHEMS AAAA no one does sexy songs like nct. no one can compare. period. my fav eras would probablyyy be hot sauce/hello future for dream i fucking love that era and i miss it so much it was comfort for me. hot sauce was the first album ive ever bought from my first ever paycheck haha<33 for 127 probably superhuman/kick it/punch era? altho i wasnt a stan back then yet,, so i didnt fully experience it and for wayv turn back time era!!

i AM a carat!! spider is so good oml truly a cultural reset. no one does it like kwon soonyoung. i stan quite a few groups i think?? my ults are definitely nct, seventeen and txt! i keep up w them the most:) and then i stan enhypen, stray kids and p1harmony, although i dont really watch their contents or anything anymore,, im more of a casual stan for them. wbu?

yesyes its an angsty one but its not that bad i think fklf i definitely wrote more traumatic fics than this one. there's actually a yy tiktok i saw that literally represents how i wrote him in this fic it fit so much uh god i'll show it to you if you're interested

SOLVE CALCULUS HDAKL thank god i dont have maths anymore<33 that was a real struggle. i used to have a twenty one pilots phase tbf but im glad its behind me now bc the tyler joseph now is not the tyler joseph i used to stan!:)) and nooo they didn't come to my city! i'm from slovakia and literally no one comes to slovakia so i get your sturggle. they came to krakow and vienna though and that's kind of close to me!

21 questions>>>>> literally one of the songs that inspired my yy fic. do you use spotify? i'll make you a rec playlist if you really want!

p.s. i really enjoy talking to you hihi i missed your asks hhhh please dont think you ramble too much bc i do too!! it shows that we are comfy w each other xx

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