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nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius · 6 months

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GET IN LOSERS WE'RE PSYCHOANALYSING PIXEL MEN AGAIN

So I was thinking about this scene again this morning (as you do) and something's bugging me:

Rex flattens him. And whilst I'm convinced Crosshair is amongst the weakest of the clones (he's built for athleticism, not heavy-duty stuff. Hunter overpowers him pretty quickly when they're fighting) I really don't think he'd go down that easily. Like, look at some of the stunts he does:

That takes MAD core strength. And at the campfire fight he manages to hold his ground against Kix, even if he can't get the jump on him. I might be reading too much into it, but I'm not buying it. Look me in the eye and tell me that Crosshair would just let himself get decked like that. It doesn't even look like he's trying to stay on his feet. And I don't think he is.

The boring explanation is that Rex just caught him off guard.

The fun one is that he went down deliberately.

Because the thing is, Crosshair is the most arrogant prick in the galaxy. You'd expect him to complain about Wrecker fighting his battles for him. But he doesn't. He just stands back and watches. And why would he do that unless that's what he wanted to happen?

I don't think that fall was an accident. I think he goaded Rex into attacking him because he wanted to see what the Batch would do if he was threatened. And Crosshair is a MASTER of provocation. He does it with Omega too, he knows exactly what to say that'll cut her right to the core. So he goes for disparaging Echo because he knows if anyone said that about his brothers he'd tear them limb from limb.

I think having to work with the regs set him on edge. He started it because he wanted to piss off the reg captain that everyone in the GAR always insists is oh-so-great, but he let himself get knocked flat because he wanted to see if his brothers would fight the regs on his behalf. He needed the reassurance of knowing they'd leap to defend him if he was in danger. He's afraid. Everything about this is deliberate attention-seeking.

TL;DR: Crosshair is so much more insecure than first apperances would give away and I'm feral about it

#this hit me out of nowhere and i'm highkey proud of it #this is one of those things where i feel like i'm thinking more deeply than the writers #it's probably just a fluke that he got decked so quickly but DOESN'T THIS EXPLANATION MAKE MORE SENSE???#headcanons #star wars meta #the bad batch #tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars #the clone wars

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piecanl · 5 months

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Something about qTubbo not just going on a silent killing spree, but making sure it's equal and fair to his opponents sends chills down my spine.

This feeling of seeing someone devolve from hopeless diplomacy to mindless slaughter in just one day and STILL seeing remnants of that fairness yesterday's person so desperately hoped for just. Haunts me

This whole time he could've went for every single kill, could've struck and maimed, could've been showered in a bloodbath day after day

But he chose to farm impossible resources instead, nerfing his whole team to make everything fair.

It haunts me.

It makes me think about what put Tubbo in that ice prison in the first place, just how much is he capable of?

If pushed far enough what would he do?

I mean we saw a glimpse of the lengths he'd go to with Quackity, and even THEN he didn't lay a single finger on the duck.

He could've killed him over and over and over and overandoverandoverandover, but he didn't. He phycologically fucked with his mind.

Just who is Tubbo really?

An engineer, the youngest of the server, kind, slightly naive to a fault, trusting, selfless.

A better question might be "who WAS Tubbo".

#tubbo #qsmp #qtubbo #q tubbo #qsmp tubbo #team soulfire #maybe #not sure for that tag #I REAAAAALLY hope we get an exploration of qTubbo's past at some point #either in a big qsmp ice prison lore drop or by Tubbo himself #personally I'm a big fan of the son of Sparklez and Iskall from VH and a dragon hybrid headcanon #but that's probably never gonna be even CLOSE to canon #so I need am exploration of it so bad #also also people before kept overlooking Tubbo #thinking if him as anything as a threat #but after this event I hope they slightly shuffle away from him in discomfort #avoid eye contact #feel a chill down their spine anytime they see him log on #a sigh of relief as he logs off...#he's a wolf in sheep's clothing #but the wolf chose out of it's own volution to declaw itself and hand it's fur and skin to the hunters #the wolf never wanted to fight #it just wanted to survive.

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devildom-moss · 5 months

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I recently finished reading the third season of OG!OM and I had a miniature idea... How would Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos react if amab!MC told them that when the problems with the three worlds were resolved, he would like to marry them? (I may write with mistakes because I am using a translator, I apologize in advance ☆ｏ(＞＜；))

Thanks for the ask. I wrote based on the assumption that Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos are already in an established relationship with MC where marriage is a possibility, (but honestly, it'd probably be fun to write a less serious version, too). I don't know if these are headcanons or just poorly constructed shorts in headcanon format (oops), but I hope you like it.

M!MC tells them he wants to marry them when the three realms are at peace (Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos)

(MC/reader referred to as "man" "husband/future husband" "boyfriend" "fiance") (Diavolo will only be in red for ease of reading in this post primary colors woo)

(Lucifer x m!MC) (Diavolo x m!MC) (Barbatos x m!MC)

(Suggestive in for some parts)

Word Count: +1,900

Lucifer

You told Lucifer you wanted to marry him during one of his softer, more vulnerable moments: when you woke him up after he fell asleep during a long night of paperwork, exhaustion widening his smile upon seeing your face; on one of those rare mornings when he allowed himself to laze around in bed, pulling you in close and savoring the feel and scent of your body; or one of those other long nights when Lucifer’s breath hitched and the sweetest noises left him – it was all for you.

“When things are peaceful –” “Things are never peaceful with my brothers around.” “– when the three realms are stable and at peace, then, we should get married.”

“Oh?” he asked you with a gentle chuckle.

He didn’t believe you at first – not because he had never thought about marriage before. Lucifer assumed it was more likely that you wanted to tease him than that you would beat him to a marriage proposal. His adorable, handsome, wonderful boyfriend would never surprise him by doing something so endearing and unexpected. It just wasn’t – shit! Is he really proposing to me?

Lucifer waited for a teasing “just kidding” or some kind of retreat on your part. When it doesn’t come, his eyes widen, and the heat rises visibly on his cheeks. You really want to be his husband? He already suspected as much, but to have you take the initiative and ask him to marry you was more than he expected.

When Lucifer falls, it’s hard and deep. He knows you so well. He’s so certain of his love that it doesn’t even cross his mind that it could be too early in the relationship to get married.

He glosses over the entire “when the three realms are at peace” thing, because he’s too pleased. Lucifer buries himself in the nearest part of your body he can get to – likely your chest or neck. In part, he’s trying to hide the grin on his face and the blush on his cheeks, but even with his face hidden, you can see the pink tint painting the tips of his ears.

“We already have a pact, and now you want my hand?” he murmured against your skin, sounding almost shy. “Yes. When things are –” “Why w–” “Would you stop fucking interrupting me when I’m in the middle of proposing?!” “Sorry. Do it again. I’ll behave.” His eyes softened seductively. “Asshole.” “Only when you top – and only if you’re being degrading. Usually, I’m your adoring partner.” “Do you want me to propose again or not?” “I do. Try again.”

“Lucifer, when the three realms are united, will you marry me?” Lucifer stared at you, patiently. “Well?” “Why wait?” “What do you mean?” “Why wait for peace and unity? It doesn’t matter what state the realms are in. I want to be with you. I want to be your husband, and I want you to be mine. Marry me now.”

Lucifer would be so earnest and make his argument sound so logical – but maybe it’s easier to justify something you want, too. “I’m serious. I have faith in us – in Diavolo’s plan – but if anything happens, if it takes a long time, I don’t want to wait. I want you to be my husband.”

He would kiss you tenderly and hold you close until you agree not to put off your wedding for some indefinite amount of time. He’ll be ready to go tomorrow morning if that means he can start calling you his husband sooner. How did your proposal to Lucifer turn into a proposal from him?

He’s so possessive and pompous, of course he would be excited to make you his in a more official setting.

Diavolo

You would tell him when he was already on cloud nine: after another successful event that had incorporated elements from all three worlds or after a business deal that would further entrench the Devildom in human-world culture. He had just furthered his goals. You were proud of him. You loved him, and you knew you were going to stand by his side as he achieved his dream for peace and unity, so you told him, “When you succeed – when the realms are united in peace, I want to marry you.”

“Hahaha. You’re full of surprises.”

Diavolo laughs, but it isn’t to mock you. He’s delighted by the proposal – well, admission. He’s gotten requests for marriage before, but he’s never been so happy to hear that someone wanted to marry him. It was unexpected, but he adores that you can surprise him.

It isn’t lost on him that you didn’t actually ask him to marry you or that you were willing to wait an indefinite amount of time. Who knew how long it would take him to realize his dream, but you believed in him enough to wait. The fact that you just told him what you wanted without asking him felt like you were giving him the space and time to think about it, come back, and meet you with his own feelings about marriage. Maybe he was reading into it too much, but he didn’t feel pressured, and that was a comfort. You made him feel so free, supported, and loved.

Of course, he would love to make you his – give you the whole grand royal ceremony, mark you as his partner for the whole world to see, and give you the title of “king” to match his own (because in this speculative future, the throne is his by then; he’ll have earned it.).

You both understand why it would be best to wait for his success. It can be difficult enough to get approval and ensure your safety when everyone just thinks the Demon Prince has taken a human man as his lover. Marriage might cause more instability.

Furthermore, although he doesn’t expect his workload to disappear once peace is achieved, Diavolo hopes that ensuring peace takes more effort than maintaining it. If he’s going to marry you, he wants plenty of down time to travel with his new husband after the wedding. He wants enough free time in his day to cherish you and remind you of the love he holds for you. He wants to make sure he can kiss you, and hold you, and make love to you to both of your hearts’ content. (In other words, if Diavolo commits to being your husband, he needs to meet his daily physical affection quota or he will pout for a week.)

After taking a minute to process your words, Diavolo would pull you against him and press his forehead to yours. It wouldn’t matter if you were in public, either (not to Diavolo, at least. Barbatos would scold him about it being “inappropriate” later.). With a soft, sweet smile, he would tell you, “I better work harder then. I don’t want to keep you waiting too long.” Even if everyone was staring in your direction, he would take that moment to lean in and kiss you tenderly.

Suddenly, Diavolo would feel his ambition renewed. He’d even feel motivated to get home and start on some important plans and initiatives – unless you wanted to go home with him; in which case, he would take you to bed and resume his work in the morning. Nothing could light a fire under him like his beloved partner.

After your proposal, he may occasionally flirt with you by calling you “my fiancé” or “my future husband,” but he’ll only do that in private.

Barbatos

There is no ideal time to drop the news on Barbatos that you want to marry him, which probably plays to your benefit when you tell him while he’s working. You were shadowing him – probably assisting in the kitchen or giving him a hand with some light chores (dusting, organizing, laundry, etc.). “When Lord Diavolo succeeds in uniting the three realms, do you think we could get married?”

Barbatos’s eyes would widen, and he would stop his work for a second. Even if he had used his powers, he never would have believed that this would be the path you would follow. Barbatos took in a deep breath and released it along with the tension in his body before he resumed his work. “No.”

It was your turn to pause. You hadn’t expected such a flat-out rejection, and it hurt. “Oh.” “I’m sorry, MC.” “No, it’s fine. . . but, do you mind if I ask you why not? Are we – do you not love me enough for marriage?”

Now, Barbatos felt hurt. It’s not that he didn’t love you deeply; in fact, Barbatos imagined his love for you was more eternal than most marriages claim to represent. He would vow his love to you under the moon and swear to that celestial body that his love would outlast it. The truth was much sadder.

Barbatos has a duty to serve Diavolo. It seems like the logical conclusion that he would never commit to marriage before Diavolo’s goals were achieved. You were willing to wait, but Barbatos knew that, and he was reluctant to let you.

Without using his powers, Barbatos has no idea how long it would take for that to happen. In the meantime, he wants you to enjoy life. He doesn’t want you waiting around for him for decades or centuries (because he has no intention of allowing you to limit your life to normal human lifespans). If you want to get married, and he doesn’t feel able to do that for you, Barbatos would rather see you marry someone else – certainly, you have no shortage of suitors. (We can all ignore that this is an idiotic reason, right?)

However, the main reason he turned you down is because he believes you deserve the world. Even after the realms are stable, Barbatos will still be bound to Diavolo. Maintaining that peace takes effort as well. Furthermore, Barbatos enjoys his work, and he would never give it up. His time for you would always be lacking. Surely, you would expect more from him after marriage. That wasn’t something Barbatos could give you.

He would tell you as much. “. . . That is why I must decline your proposal.” “Why? Because I’d have to wait, and you would still work for Diavolo?” “Those are not ideal conditions for a husband. You deserve more.” “First of all, we fuck under your boss’s roof. Second, we are different species from different realms. Nothing about our circumstance is ‘ideal.’ Third, I love you, and I love how our relationship works. I would never take you away from Lord Diavolo’s side. I just wanted to cement my love for you with a silly little ceremony – it’s not that important. I will stand by you, and I’ll love you then as I do now – regardless of marriage.”

Barbatos could feel his face flush with heat. He was overjoyed and overwhelmed. “We have yet to even form a pact.” “Yet? And we don’t have to have a pact if you don’t want one.” “Goodness, you are far too accommodating. May I make a proposal of my own?”

Barbatos would pull you into his arms (he had ceased working altogether after “your boss’s roof.”) and whisper into your ear. “I was wrong. I want all of you for myself. Wait for me. When success is in our grasp, I will mark you, and seal our pact. After that, I’ll make you my husband.”

He’ll sound so tender and seductive. So of course, it’s the perfect time to tease him by saying, “Then I can fuck my husband under his boss’s roof.” “Not if I take you out in the garden. After all, you look stunning in the moonlight.”

#requests #moonly-hides #lucifer #diavolo #barbatos #m!mc #ask #obey me headcanons #I think? I'm calling them headcanons okay #I hope that I wrote Lucifer as the most down-bad pathetic whimpering baby boy like he deserves #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos

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starflungwaddledee · 7 months

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kirbytober 2023 06: royalty [ prev || next ]

i just think objectively that he should be absolutely covered in waddle dees at all times.

bonus flat-colours version:

#kirbytober #kirbtober #my art #king dedede #bandana waddle dee #waddle dees #i also think that he can have a little tail and webbed feet as a treat!!!#sorry but as a bird autist this is not the last birdlike headcanon you'll be seeing from me. i have so many... please ask #apologies in advance for day 07: headcanons. sorry. sorry! sorry #ALSO i am posting this a little early coz i wanna post prompts semi-regularly but there are some i'm skipping? lmk if this is bad form

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blondeaxolotl · 2 months

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Mey-Ron fankids are here yippee!!!

bonus comic with Ronald and his twins:

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transmascaraa · 4 months

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!new year's special!

your bf had a tiring day at work, and you decide to relieve him by...

bf!lyney x gn!reader

author's note: my first time writing smut smh i'm scared. this probably won't be that good or anything cuz it's written by a minor like sorry my parents didn't have me in 1763😓 anyways it's SMUT(it's a bl0wjob and ig a h4ndjob?) so if you're not comfortable with that you can ignore this or whatever. have a good year guys!<3

"archons... you're so good..."

-lyney had come home from his show, looking very tired

-well, he WAS tired

-i mean, putting on a mask for the whole day and not resting for quite some time can be... tiring.

-"hey, mon amour..." he smiled as he kissed you

-"hello, lyn!" you kissed him back and hugged him

-you realized he was tired so you didn't botther him much by talking, and just let him dress up and rest for a while

-instead of him resting, you saw his head peeking from the bedroom door, calling you

-"mon cœur, can you come here for a second?"

-you didn't take time to respond, and got to the bedroom quickly.

-you got there and...

-you see him unclothed on the edge of the bed, only left in his stockings.

-his signature braid was untied.

-desperation in his eyes.

-his dick was already hard and the tip was leaking a bit.

-"can you relieve me, my dear?" he had a teasing tone in his voice.

-"as you wish, lyney~" you pushed him to the bed, to lay down on his back as you did your work.

-he positioned himself on the middle of the bed to give you easier access.

-"get ready, lyn~" you winked at him as you started kitty licking his tip, licking everything that leaked out.

-he was struggling to keep his composure.

-he was moaning loudly, yes, but soon enough, he was whimpering as well, when you took half of his length into your mouth, and pumped the rest with your hand.

-he wasn't that big, you just liked giving him the special treatment.

-"a-ahnn... mmh.. mon amour..." he was gripping the bedsheets hard with one hand, while the other was on your head, trying to desperately push you lower, but failing due to your hand being there.

-"oh... archons... you're so good... mmhn..." he was spilling out random praises at you, for making him feel so good.

-you took a second to ask him a question.

-"you gonna cum, m'love?"

-"mhm... don't stop..." he was just begging for you to stop teasing him, to give him what he wants already.

-and just like that, you started bopping your head on his dick again, taking him in even more by removing your hand, letting it squish his soft and jelly thighs.

-soon after that, with a loud moan, he came into your mouth.

-you swallowed it, and licked him clean of his work.

-"you did so good, lyney..." you praised him as you kissed him softly.

-"thank you, mon cœur..." lyney gently kissed you back.

-later on, you two cleaned eachother up, dressed up for sleep, and got ready to cuddle.

-"i love you, lyney..." you told him as you hugged him tight.

-"i love you too, my love..." he replied, laying down on your chest.

-you two surely loved eachother, a lot...

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HELP THIS ISN'T GOOD I THINK

idk what i even wrote

i kinda like it but i also kinda hate it

nvm dahlia confession is next

#genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin impact headcanons #genshin lyney #lyney x reader #lyney x you #lyney smut #lyney #genshin impact lyney #lyney x gender neutral reader #lyney x gn reader #first time writing smut i'm not ok guys i think it's bad #⑅⁠čikonyxo's post🎭

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hiso03 · 1 month

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Who would say that?

Okay, today I was reviewing some Halbarry videos that I made in some free time and then I came across one specifically that I love the song, especially the verse that appears in the video.

"And I can simply tell you that you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

I put it in because it really reminded me of them, but, when I sat down and started to think about who would think this about who, it was my big problem.

My first thought was "Barry."

Because one of my most personal headcanon (which isn't all that much of a headcanon when you think about it), is that Hal is one of the most attractive members on the league and that he may never do as well in popularity polls as Flash, Batman or Superman, but when it comes to beauty, the guy has won online polls. In short, Barry probably sees Hal as an Adonis.

But my second thought was "Hal", because I feel like even though Barry probably has a beauty that many might consider average and common, Hal thinks Barry is really gorgeous, and he probably wouldn't have any problem telling him directly "Hey buddy, I think you're really hot," but… Would Hal feel safe saying something so cheesy that it would show his crush?

I don't believe it

And now I'm in a dilemma where I don't know who could apply that verse to it.

So if anyone has any other point of view about my silly problem, I would really appreciate some other opinion.

#hal jordan #dc comics #halbarry #barry allen #green lantern #headcanon #i love them #again I'm advertising a song in Spanish #Sorry for my bad English #This is all based more on headcanons and ideas that come to my head when I have nothing to think about or a lot to think about

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arkiwii · 1 month

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very sad still see the saria/silence divorce headcanon still going around

have you ever tried to consider that they never dated before lone trail because it would be unrealistic with the timeline and the events and also because it would be overshadowing the actual truth of why they couldn't get along

#i'll elaborate #firstly it's ok if you headcanon this i don't want to invalidate what people think #it's just that I think it's a fanon joke that have been going around for way too long #and I can't help but shed a small tear when I see people really headcanoning it #I personally think it's way more interesting if we consider that they never had something going on before Lone Trail #mostly because it's weird that they started dating in like some months when they barely knew or saw each other #but also because it adds nothing but just makes things even more harder for them #my personal headcanon is that Silence was maybe having feelings for Saria but like #you know these very premature feelings #like just “oh wow she's pretty and nice”#but nothing like really deep #but they never had anything going on before the diabolic crisis #and after lone trail after they made up and saw each other's true person #they start to actually get real feelings #I'm just complaining but I've been still seeing it around somehow and it's sad to me that this joke became a fact for many people #there's still a lot of fanfics about how they had been dating and now they're on bad terms #I think that going on the “they're exes” route is way too easy and actually hides the potential and interesting reason #of why Silence was mad at Saria #it's not because she hates Saria or blame her #it's because she's mad at herself for being so weak #really making them appear as exes just hides this really interesting truth and makes it all seem to be a sad love story #consider that they never had any of this and that this tension between them is because they blame themselves!!#their story is not a love story but above all a story about self love and acceptance #just my two cents enjoy my rambling i go back to bed now #(not putting this in the main tag I don't want to start a war I'm just rambling)

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pcstan · 11 months

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Marsh family face headcanons and inhereted traits <3

#The much awaited part 2 to the mccormicks face headcanons!!!#my art #fan art #south park #art #fanart #shelly marsh #sp shelly #stan marsh #sp stan #randy marsh #sp randy #sharon marsh #sp sharon #Albanian family check!!!!!!#Idk they're albanian in my heart randy looks like any albanian man you #Also I'm being SO brave by saying Shelly is the one that looks like randy and not Stan #Stan is so Sharon looking he's like if Sharon was a little gay boy #People who say Stan wouldn't smoke weed cuz of randy make me think Stan stans want Stan to be Shelly so bad #Also God those terrifying blue eyes I cant imagine Tolkien having to wake up next to those limpid blue orbes starring straight into his soul #marsh family #Also he chipped his tooth falling from a skateboard #It wasn't his skateboard he just wanted to look cool and he fell on his face immediately #Shelly wanted a nose job as a kid cuz her nose looked so much like Randy's but she grew to love it #Shes like if randy was a smiths fan and a girl

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pain-is-too-tired · 1 month

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One thing I like to hc with the Apollo Head Counselors is that they all represent a time of which the sun is out.

Lee - Dawn/Dusk

Mainly dusk, but pretty much imagine him in browns, oranges , dusky yellows and reds and the like.

Michael - Twilight

Starts after the fall of Dusk,short lived. Haralds the start of darkness and but also first light when it falls. The darkess time in which the sun is out. I see him muted/ dark blues,dull browns and blacks. Maybe a touch of greyish pale yellows.

Will - Daylight

Longest lived, bright, it's what most people think about when they think of the sun. With his golden sun kissed hair and sky blue eyes its pretty on the nose. I see him in bright/light yellows and blues.

Idk why I thought of posting this, I just love them and wanted to share my thoughts.

Think it is pretty obvious how I tend to draw them, but it's fun to write it out ^^

#mine #pain rambles #pjo fandom #pjo hcs #pjo hc #apollo cabin #cabin 7 #cabin 7 hcs #apollo cabin hcs #lee fletcher #pjo lee #micheal yew #pjo michael #will solace #pjo will #will solace headcanon #will hc #pjo headcanon #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #i just love them your honor #rick I'm so mad we got nothing about them in toa #you're telling me that one of the most family oriented gods didn't even think about the multitude children he lost in the Titan War ONCE #THE FIRST TIME HE WAS HUMAN WAS BECAUSE ZEUS KILLED ONE OF HIS KIDS #LIKE IT BE VERY REASONABLE FOR PART OF THE REASON HE WAS GETTING ON ZEUS' BAD SIDE WAS CAUSE HE WAS IN GRIEF AND NOT WATCHING HIS TONGUE #but no #we got his exes angst only #goodness sake would've loved to see him be the most nervous wreck of a dad because now he is living with HUMAN FATHER GRIEF #i'll stop now

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riddlerosehearts · 6 months

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thinking about floyd and riddle spending their first halloween as a couple together... i think floyd absolutely loves how varied and lively all of the different halloween traditions he's learned about since coming to live on land are, and he wants to try out as many of them as he can each year. so when riddle tells him that his mother always made him stay in his room studying on halloween, and that the only halloween activities he's ever done were those that NRC students were required to participate in, floyd decides that the two of them are just going to have to spend the day doing everything they possibly can. riddle tries to say he's far too busy for such things, but floyd will not let it go and honestly riddle is only half-heartedly protesting anyway because he secretly did always dream of doing the things that other kids got to do on halloween, and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to take one day off and spend time with his boyfriend.

so, riddle never got to make jack-o-lanterns? floyd decides to "borrow" about half a dozen of the pumpkins jade and azul had bought for mostro lounge and takes them to riddle's dorm room. riddle is terrible at trying to carve them at first and floyd can't help but laugh at him a little, but since he knows it's not riddle's fault he's never gotten to do this before, he says he'll show him how to do it. unfortunately floyd isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is on account of having lived in the ocean for almost his whole life and now riddle gets to laugh right back at him. they probably both get the hang of it right as they're down to their last two pumpkins.

riddle never got to go trick-or-treating with his childhood friends? floyd texts trey and convinces him to get in touch with chenya as well so that they can all go together. when they approach the first house, in the costumes they had prepared for each of their school's halloween events, riddle starts to get nervous and asks if they aren't all a little too old to be doing this. floyd shoves several huge handfuls of candy from that person's bowl into his and riddle's pumpkin-shaped buckets and tells him it's not like there's any rule that says they can't, and besides, riddle is such a cute little goldfish that he practically looks like a kid in his costume anyway! chenya stifles a laugh while trey has to stop riddle from committing murder that night.

riddle's never gone to a haunted house before? floyd and chenya both think it would be hilarious to make him go to one, so they do. riddle absolutely hates it, but it honestly does make him happy to see everyone else enjoying it--even if floyd and chenya both keep trying to egg him and trey on and get them to go down creepy corridors and check around corners by themselves, and even if floyd keeps running off to different parts of the haunted house and then coming back and hugging or even lifting riddle from behind knowing full well that he'll get freaked out by it.

riddle never got to play the apple bobbing game that's traditional in the queendom of roses? turns out there's a place right by the haunted house where they can go to do it! predictably, floyd is great at it while riddle ends up drenched without getting any apples, but just giving it a try is more fun than riddle expected.

riddle's never gotten to make candy apples before? luckily, trey knows an amazing recipe as well as what combinations of toppings work the best, and he's willing to teach them both! riddle gets very confused at imprecise directions such as being told to use "a few" drops of food coloring on the syrup or to drizzle "a little" white chocolate over it, and keeps asking trey exactly how much he should use. floyd thinks this is adorable. he also thinks it's adorable when riddle tries to scold him for ignoring half of trey's directions and just doing whatever he thinks sounds good.

riddle's never done a horror movie marathon before, or even seen any halloween movies in general? floyd insists that they marathon at least 3 movies together. after the experiences he had at the haunted house, riddle doesn't think he'll enjoy horror movies, but he tries to keep his cool throughout the first one anyway... which does not work out, because he really can't handle jumpscares or excessive gore. during the first movie they watch, floyd (who loves slasher films so much that he laughs and cheers every time the monster gets a kill) is happy to let his goldfishie cuddle up to him and grip onto his arm to keep himself from knocking the popcorn bowl onto the floor, but you know that once it's over riddle is getting teased relentlessly about how scared he was. floyd decides to be nice and put on something tamer for their next two movies, and riddle actually ends up really enjoying coraline and especially beetlejuice.

by the end of the night riddle realizes that they've stayed up way too late at night and a small part of him wants to scold floyd for keeping him up so late, insisting on having him do all of these silly activities and eat all of these terribly unhealthy snacks. another part of him wishes he could scold his mother for keeping him from doing any of these things as a kid, with his friends and the other kids in his hometown, the way you're supposed to do it... and another part of him still is just incredibly happy and grateful to floyd for finally giving him the chance.

#twisted wonderland #twst #riddle rosehearts #floyd leech #florid #floyddle #floyrid #floydriddle #floyd x riddle #riddle x floyd #man i wish the twst fandom agreed on ship names and tags lol. i think that's all the ones i've seen.#also YES i AM still posting halloween headcanon posts after halloween #sorry if this post is dumb and ooc. i may have a canon url but i do not claim to be a riddle expert much less a floyd expert #BUT i really do think riddle would enjoy animated halloween movies and more lighthearted horror comedies like beetlejuice #especially since beetlejuice has Rules. the ghosts have rules for the afterlife and even beetlejuice himself Has to follow rules.#so it's comforting and easy for riddle to understand #and i think floyd enjoys slashers and thrillers and such MORE than those types of movies but he will make compromises for his bf #because as much as he loves teasing him he doesn't want riddle to be like Actually Upset or to have a bad time #plus maybe i'm just a baby but i think coraline is genuinely pretty creepy even as an adult lmao #okay anyway. if it wasn't already obvious i love them <3

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