#i wanted to go wait till tomorrow and cook some food them

[m-ayo-o]

jjk char reactions;

"hey baby, welcome home, what have you eaten today?"

"not much" :(

very hungry reader had no time to eat all day! fluffy + crack ish. just the main guys. older yuji + megumi. reader likes a lil spicy food. toji + megumi had some kind of relationship. soft sukuna [suggestive right at the end]

satoru gojo

totally overreacts

he'd find it amusing at first, seeing your pouty, hangry face

he will tease and goad you for being so hungry, with numerous belly pokes and cheek squeezes and saying you look cute like this

he'll pause his blabbering just to hear your tummy rumble and gurgle so he can laugh at you some more

after he's eventually finished mocking you and realises just how hungry you are, he'll pat your head and offer to get you something yummy

proceeds to teleport all over the city to collect your favourite dishes from numerous restaurants

comes home with way too much food, all packaged up in fancy boxes and bags- he can barely carry them all

of course, he got his favourites too- eats with you till you're stuffed

"You had THAT??? All day? Angel, baby, how did you survive? Aww, baby's so hungry she can't even fight back. Oh! You really are- oh, you can't stand up? Ok, just sit down here let me get your favourites. Just tell me what you need, I can get anything you want."

nanami kento

gets slightly annoyed then proceeds to mother you like you're his baby chick

he gets a bit worried; he really cares about you and needs to know you're looking after yourself

if not, he will do it for you

he will get out his cook books, have you flick through them and make a choice for your starter, main and dessert

he'll sit you on the kitchen counter while he makes the most wholesome home cooked meal, that he proceeds to serve beautifully !!!

oh, and of course, he won't be letting you feed yourself ever again- starting from tonight

he'll be taking the food to your mouth himself, just to make sure you eat it all

"That's irresponsible, honey. I can go back to making you packed lunches if you want? It really wasn't that much hassle. Ok, right, we can talk about that later. Just sit up here- yep, good girl. We have lots of fresh ingredients so just tell me whatever you want. Oh, you like my cooking? Good, well let me take care of you."

suguru geto

he's endlessly patient with you

like kento, he will be mothering you <3

he asks what exactly you've eaten in the day while stroking your belly gently

he presses sympathetic kisses to your forehead in the hopes to wipe that miserable expression off your face

of course, it works, and he takes your hand and guides you to the living room

he'll lay you down on the sofa, bring you your favourite drink and get you cosy and comfortable

he'll give you one more kiss before leaving for the kitchen

he puts on his apron and waits on you like you're his damn goddess

"Baby, come here, you've got all hangry now. Come on, I need to see your pretty face smiling ok, don't look so grumpy. Just take my hand, yeah come here. Just sit tight, I'll make your favourites, ok? Mm, does that sound good? Ok, good girl, just wait here for me."

toji fushiguro

condescending, belittling, bit mean

but still gives you the goods... eventually puts on his 'best dad' apron that Megumi got him as a joke but he secretly loves it

spanks your ass for banter but nearly makes you fall over

picks you up over his shoulder when he realises what kind of state you're in

plonks you on the sofa and strolls to the kitchen

he's not rushing around for you, he doesn't show you much sympathy in his words- but the food he gives you... says it all

places a little kiss on your cheek and tells you to enjoy the meal (it's so much that you will be full for all of tomorrow as well)

"What? That's nothing, doll. What's up with you? You didn't have any cash? No time, huh. 'kay, well since you're too dumb to prepare food for the day yourself guess I'll have to do it now, hm. Jesus- 'soon as one kid grows up and moves out, looks like I've got myself another one huh? Right, you're not my girl. And I'm not your daddy?"

megumi fushiguro

acts as though it's not his problem- which it really isn't but you're feeling so needy that you just want him to buckle this once and show you some sympathy

you have to spell it out for him that you want him to help you

but once he understands that you want him to take care of you, he feels this odd sense of pride that you're asking

and of course, you've tasted his cooking before- he's amazing and you'd love to encourage him to do it more often

he knows what you like already, so he just cooks in silence and serves you the most delicious meal, filled with all the right spices

it doesn't blow your head off, but gets your tongue tingling in the most satisfying way

once you're done he tidies up immediately and asks if everything was alright

feels more relaxed now you've got everything you need- curls up on the sofa with you and snuggles all night

reminds you to eat well by text every day from now on

"Uh huh. Right. Are you going to make something then? What are you looking at? Oh, you want me to do it? Uh, ok, sure. I suppose I'm not too bad at cooking. Good, I'm glad you liked it. Sure, I can cook for you more often."

yuji itadori

like satoru, flaps around and overreacts like crazy

accidentally makes it worse by talking about all the delicious foods he'd like to eat right now if he were hungry

apologises profusely when he hears your belly rumble and immediately offers to buy you take out

starts to feel sorry that you've had such a hectic day that you couldn't even eat properly

carries you to the sofa like you're his princess and lays you down there with your favourite show on tv

shows you lots of affection and sympathy <3

sits with you and gives you little kisses till your food arrives

"What!!! I can't even imagine how hungry I'd be if that's all I ate! Are you kidding??? That's crazy, there are so many yummy places to eat out there sweetie, you couldn't choose or something? No, oh you just didn't have enough time? Oh wow, you must've been so busy baby, let me order something for you right away!!"

ryomen sukuna

he'd act like the most annoying dad at first

proceeds to chastise you like you're some kind of idiot for not being able to get a good meal all day long

teases you for what feels like an eternity, making shitty jokes about how many mouths he has to feed

finally lets up when you get on your knees on the kitchen floor to start raiding the cupboards

picks you up and you cling to him like a lil baby monkey, trying to kiss his tattooed face when he sets you on the sofa surprisingly lovingly

he just pushes you off and heads to the kitchen

he's never cooked for you before, but it's surprisingly good and you eat it all so quickly he chuckles and offers you dessert by tugging at the waistband of his pants

"Silly girl, can't even take care of herself. Ok, ok, chill out. I'm only kidding, let me do it. Here, you really are a useless brat. Just- no- lie down if you can't do anything else. Yes, I'll make something for you. Whatever. O-oh, you're still hungry...?"

reblog if ur hungry lol also idk what happened to me with this one- will never write fluff again haha

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[abbyromanoff]

G!p Mommy Wanda pleaseeee

Here To Help

Pairings: g!p Wanda Maximoff x reader

Word count: 1933

Had to skip a few requests to get to this one as I’ve been wanting to write this for days now, so, I apologize!!

Warnings: mommy kink, little reader, somnophillia, fingering, jerking off, hand jobs, innocence kink, mentions of slapping

Summary: Wanda couldn’t help herself seeing your helpless form all ready for her.

No one is permitted to steal, copy, or reblog my work as their own!!

The moment you mentioned to your girlfriend that you’ve never been camping, she made it her mission to fix that. She planned out everything, where you’d go, the food situation, renting a lodge, anything you could ever want in a trip. She didn’t tell you, she waited till the last minute to inform you that you’d be taking a little trip with her. The day before, you wondered where all your stuff had gone. But Wanda secretly stuffed it into your bag and put it in the trunk of her car. When you woke up to being carried over Wanda’s shoulder in the middle of the night, you were confused but didn’t say anything.

After a few hours of a drive, you both arrived at your destination and Wanda took a moment to admire your peaceful state before waking you up. You were almost immediately greeted by the harsh sun and a wooden cabin, turning to look at your girlfriend, you gave her an odd look that she chuckled at before bringing you inside.

“Mommy, where are we?” Came your small, fragile voice. Wanda’s heart melted hearing the pure innocence in your tone, she could listen to you speak for hours.

“Well, I know you’ve never been camping, so, I thought, why not take my favorite girl out on a trip? Just me, you, and the wilderness.” You leaned back to look at her, a smile growing on your face.

“Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! I’m so excited! Oh, can we go fishing? Or catch frogs? Did you bring our board games? We could play those and-” You continued your rambling as Wanda chuckled and set you down, you looked over the cabin and ran around each room at least five times.

“So, what do you think?”

“I love it, mommy! It’s perfect!” Your body plopped down on the couch in the living room, feeling the cozy blankets fall on top of you. Wanda took a quick look around the place, making sure everything was alright for her little one. She promised to make this the best trip of your life, she wasn’t going to break that.

“Well, I think the first step in this place is to cook something. I know you don’t like the whole hunting aspect so, I bought us some fruits and pre-cooked food to make. And, I may or may not have snuck in a little dessert that we could make if you’re good.” She trailed on, watching the happiness in your expression.

“Yay! Thank you, mommy, this is already the best trip ever!” She walked you both over to the kitchen, well, she followed behind you as you ran to the room.

“Slow down there speedy, don’t need you tripping over yourself.” You mumbled out a small apology and grabbed the food from the bag, which she soon set you aside to do herself.

The rest of the night was spent with laughter, treats, and your adorable rambles about nature. Wanda wouldn’t trade it for the world. And now, she was helping you get ready for bed. She brushed your teeth, did your skincare, and dressed you up in your cute pajamas. You wore a tank top looking shirt with little bears on it, your shorts matching. She bought them specifically for this day.

“Alright my little bear, time to get you to sleep.” She handed you your stuffed animal and laid beside you, puffing up the pillows behind her. You whined lowly and looked at her with pleading eyes, ones you knew she could never resist.

“Please mommy! I don’t want to go to bed, I want to play.” Your pout was adorable, it had to be Wanda’s favorite thing about you. But she had to deny, she couldn’t have her little one all sleepy during the trip.

“Sweetheart, if you want to play, you need to sleep. I promise, tomorrow will be so much fun! I’ll even teach you how to fish, but only if you’re good and go to sleep.” She bargained, making it impossible for you to say no to her.

“Fine, but only because I want to catch fishies!” You giggled, cuddling your build a bear closer.

“Alright baby, lets go nighty night. I’ll wake you up extra early just so we can watch that beautiful sunrise.”

“Goodnight mommy, I love you.” Your body leaned into hers and your head landed on her chest, using her boobs as a pillow.

“I love you more, my sweet little angel.” And with that, you both fell into a peaceful sleep. Well, for her at least. You were in dream world, a very interesting dream you could say.

“Mommy! Feels so good!” You whimpered out as she pounded into you mercilessly, not letting you mutter out a sentence without moaning in between each word.

“Yeah? You like my dick filling up this tiny little cunt? Oh I bet you do, I bet you fucking love it. You know why?” She panted, trying her best to keep up the hard and fast pace. Her hand landed across your ass, creating a loud cracking sound that mixed in with your thighs slapping together.

“I asked you a question, baby, I expect an answer.”

“W-why mommy?” She chuckled darkly and leaned towards your ear, taking the lobe in her mouth before speaking.

“Because you’re my dirty little whore, you just love to be used by mommy, don’t you? You love being her sex doll? Her pet?” You nodded desperately, already feeling your orgasm approaching for the third time this night.

“Yes mommy! I love it! Love being your toy, your cockslut.” She could feel you clenching around her, the desire to breed you plaguing her mind.

“I can tell you need to cum, fucking do it. Cum with me baby, let me fill this hole till you’re dripping.” She grunted, pre-cum already dripping into you.

Wanda was awoken by soft movements near her thigh, when she looked down, she was greeted with the sight of ler little one humping her leg. Your soft moans filled her ears as she watched in amazement for a moment. Her arms trailed down to your body, twisting your nipples ever so gently through the fabric of your shirt. Her other hand curiously made its way down to your soaked shorts, your arousal making a dark wet spot on the thin clothing.

“Oh Y/N, so needy for mommy even in your sleep. It’s alright, I’ll take care of you.” She didn’t care if you couldn’t hear her, she still treated you like her baby. Her dick grew hard just at the thought of your dreams, she knew she shouldn’t, but she needed to see what you were thinking about.

Her small gasp echoed throughout the room, she couldn’t believe your innocent self would be dreaming about that. She always showed you care in the bedroom, she never thought that you might actually like being tossed around a bit.

“Oh my, you’re getting mommy all hard from that little brain of yours. And you’ve made such a mess! You’ve practically ruined your shorts, the ones mommy picked out just for you.” She fauxed concern and made her way down the bed, spreading your legs just enough to pull down your undergarments.

“Shit, you’re even wetter than I thought. You really are a slut, aren’t you? My little slut.” Her tongue made it’s way to your dripping folds, moaning as the taste of your sopping cunt. She needed more of you, she needed to feel you clench around her mouth as she licked up all of your juices. She dove back in, making sure to lick every inch of you.

“Fuck baby, you taste amazing! Wish I could eat you out every second.” Your body moved slightly, your eyes starting to flutter open.

“Mommy?” Came your small, groggy voice, clearly still being tired as you slipped in and out of sleep.

“Shh, my love, it’s all just a dream. Go back to sleep, I’ll be right here when you wake up.” You gave a short nod and did as she said, falling back asleep with little to no effort. She laughed quietly and removed her own clothing, stroking her hard dick. Her palm went under your shirt, playing with your nipples teasingly. She pinched the swollen buds, picturing it was her mouth on them instead. She lifted the article of clothing just above your tits, moving to take one in her mouth just like she wanted. Her hand continued her motions on her throbbing length, feeling the coil in her stomach tightening.

“Mm, wanna cum all over this cute body. So dumb, such a dumb baby, can’t even register mommy fucking you. I bet if I slapped this precious face, you’d wake up, I know you’d want that.” She muttered, not talking to anyone in particular but fueling her needs. When she heard you whine in your sleep, it only brought her closer.

“Yeah, that’s it, moan for me, you bitch. I know you want this, you love the thought of me whoring you out, making you my precious toy.” Her hands sped up, her mouth moving from your puffy nipple to the neglected one, sucking as if milk would come out. Cum spurted out of her length as it twitched so deliciously in her palm, coating your pussy. Her hips stilled, her eyes screwing shut.

When she looked down, she admired your dripping pussy covered in her release. She used her digits to slowly finger the cum inside of you, your hips jerking up in your sleep.

“M-mommy? What are you doing?” She didn’t take her eyes off of your cunt, being too engrossed in your body.

“Shh, you were just having a wet dream, I had to take care of you. You understand, right? Just had to make my baby feel better.”

“But, it’s all tingly down there. It feels weird, mommy. I-It feels weird in a good way.” She smiled down at you and moved to sit next to you, giving a little pat to your stuffie that you picked back up. You looked down and saw your shirt had ridden up, you quickly and embarrassingly pulled it back down.

“Oh that’s alright sweetheart, I’m here to take care of you. I can’t leave my baby all tingly without any help, now can I? Now, sit back and let me lead the way, just do whatever mommy asks of you.” You nodded and spread your legs slightly, shyly moving your hand to her cock.

“Can I play with you too, mommy?” She could’ve came on the spot hearing your sweet and soft voice, the words you muttered with it making it even harder not to destroy you right then and there.

“Of course you can, baby. Remember that time I taught you how to please mommy? Do exactly that while I play with your little cunt, just sit there all pretty and let me touch you.” You did exactly what she asked, smiling when you heard her moan.

“Like that?”

“Yes! Just like that, you’re doing amazing, my love. Now let me finger this sweet little thing, I know you want it. Or did you want me to fuck you with my dick like in your dream? You want me to destroy you for anyone else?” Your eyes widened hearing the last sentence, how did she know?

“Don’t give me that look. When I woke up to you humping my thigh, I just had to help. What kind of mommy would I be if I didn’t help my angel?”

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[phoniexrose02]

Double shift.

Robby Keene x Black! Reader

Dom! Reader ⚠️ Pegging

Smutt~ 🍃🍆

Robby Groans as he Entered his Apartment, the 12 hour Shift He'd Just Worked Finally Taking a Toll on his Body. He Eased a Bit Smelling Whatever you Were Cooking in the Kitchen, He Walked inside With a Smile as he Found you over the stove. You Wore a Sports Bra an a Pair of His Boxers with your Hair Wrapped in a Scarf, He Slowly Approached taking Note of you Blasting Headphones and tapped at your shoulder.

You Yelped Before Swinging Back at him, Robby Grabbing your Thrown Punch."Shit Robby! I thought I was Alone!" You Pulled the Buds From your Ears as Robby Greeted you with a Kiss on the Cheek." I'm just glad your Using what I Taught you" he Said With a Giggle Before Averting his Eyes to the Stove." I'm Making Smothered pork chops, thought you'd be Hungry after Your Double"

"How was it? Long??" He Grumbled Wrapping his Arms around her waist While She continued to Cook."Very...very Long..." He Laid his Head on your Shoulders as he Watched you."Sounds Tense. Watch the Stove for me?" You Dropped to your Knees Completely Confusing your Boyfriend."Uh...wha? what as you Doing??"

"Releasing tension~" his Face became Red as you Pulled his Pants letting his Dick Spring Free, His Red Leaking Tip standing at Attention."Damn Pretty Boy, You been Bricked all Shift?" You started to Stroke at his Dick that was Hot to the Touch, It Made you Hot to see him Excited. He Whimpered as you Gave his Red Tip a Small Kitten Lick, your Tongue Piercing Making Him Shiver as you Did So.

Cum Here.

He Bit his Lips as he Read the Small Words on the Piercing, as you Slowly started to Suck Down his Dick. He Shivered Setting a Hand on the Counter To keep himself Up, You Rested Behind his Thighs as he Finally Fit the Back of your throat."Oh Fuck~" You Hummed Happily As you started Sucking Him Off, Every Twitch, Every Jerk of his Dick In your Mouth Made you Purr While you watched his Face Twist in Pleasure. He Gripped the Counter as his Legs started to Shake, He Nearly Fell Over as you used your Piercing to Lick at his balls."Oh Fuck! Fuck! I Can't!~" You Hummed in Disapproval as he Grabbed your Chin Pulling yo u Off With a Wet Pop, He Shivered As you Stood Up His Hands still Holding your Face as you Continued to stroke his Dick, you kissed Him Driving another Soft Moan from his Lips.

"I think I gotta Relax for a Sec..I think that Extra Shift Did a Number on me, and I don't want your Food To Burn because of me..."

You Giggled as he Struggled to get the Words out. Turning the Stove off an turned your Attention Back to Him."It's Been Done Since I started, Just Wanted to Blow you~" he Leaned himself against the Counter as you Let him Go and Headed to the Bed Room." Let's Head to Our Bed Than I Re-Uped, Thought you'd wanna Relax After 12 Looong Hours~"

You Could Tell His Body was Tired Working, So Why Not Relax in Your a nice Comfy Bed.

"Wait, What about Dinner??" He Started to Strip himself Of his Clothes, Caring Little about leaving them In the Middle Kitchen Floor. " It'll Taste Better After some Grass!" You Yelled from the Bedroom, As he Entered He found you Digging around your Nightstand For Equipment.

"Take a Lay Pretty Boy~ Let me take Care Of you" As he Laid on the Bed you made your Way to the Closet pulling a Green Strap-on from it as Robby Pulled the a Clear Bag Full of the luscious Greens Nugs from Their nightstand, you Strapped the Toy to your Waist as Robby Rolled a Blunt in the Meantime.

"Damn you Look hot~"

You Chuckled as he Gave your Ass a Slap Holding the Finished Blunt in his Mouth, As he Lit it You Slipped Back Between His Thighs an Gently started Stroking his Dick Again."I Hope you don't have Work Tomorrow~" He Took a Long Drag Before Leaning in for a Passionate Smokey Kiss."Mm Off Till Monday Baby~" You smiled as you started to Kiss down his Neck, Jerking his Dick Painfully Slow.

You started Kissing Lower an Lower Watching Puff away as the MaryJ, He Shivered as you Finally Made it to his Red Tip an Gave it a Gentle Kiss. You Pulled your Boyfriends Legs over your Shoulders as you let your Tongue Lick down his Dick and Balls."No Teasing,Please Baby~" You Hummed at his Quiet Begging Before Finally Letting yourself Rim the Young Man, He let out Satisfied Moan an Laid Back as you Continued your Double Trouble on Him, your Tongue on his Ass while you Jerked at his Dick.

After Awhile you'd shoved your Finger in Him Stretching Him Open an Relocated your Mouth Back to his Dick, One hand Massaging his Balls While another Stretched him Open While you Basically Deep throated his Cock.

He Was a Moaning Mess.

"Oh God! FuckFuckFuck!!~" He Set The Roach into the Ashtray and Let his Hands Rest on the Back of your Neck, the Silver on his Rings Cool to your Skin. He Was shaking and Close to Release so You Decided to Give him what He wanted an Let him Control you, He was Soon Cumming down your Throat With a strained Groan. He pulled you off an Opened your Mouth for Rough Kiss and He Hummed Tasting himself.

"What do we Say SweetBoy?~"

"Thank you My Queen~"

You Reached Over to your Stand Grabbing the Lube that you'd Pulled out Earlier, You Lubed the Toy First Before Applying the Cool Gel to his Ass."You Ready SweetBoy?~" He Nodded as you pulled his Legs Over your Thighs and Position the Toy at his Tip, His Dick was Already Hard again an his Head Fuzzy from the Weed. You slowly Eased the Toy into him Watching For any Signs of Pain, he Gripped the Sheets, his Face showed at bit of Discomfort It Swiftly Changed to Pleasure as you Seated the Rest Deep Inside."Mm~" he Huffed at you Rested your Warm hands against his chest, Making his Look Directly at you."Please Fuck me Angel~"

With His Confirmation you Began you Gentle Thrust, Moving your Hands Back to his Legs that had Wrapped Tightly Around your Waist. His Mewls an Filled your Ears, But not Quite. He Roughly Gripped your Shoulders as He Laid Helpless To the Fat Strap."Harder Please~" he Quietly Asked and Began your Harsh Rutting. He Nearly Screamed as you Hit his Special Point Digging his Nails into you as you Fucked him Hard, His Moans Louder and Full of Bliss as you Continued to Hit the Spot.

That's More like it~

You started Jerking at his Dick trying to Match your Hips, an he Pulled himself Closer Your Warm Titts Now Smashed into his Chest , He Rested his Head in the crook of neck Moaning in your Ear as you Continued your Brutal Fucking."Oh Fuck! I'm Gonna Cum Angel!~ Please Make me Cum~" Your Speed up your Thrust an Robby Responded to Each Pounding with a Whimper, as you started to Jerk Him Faster He Shivered and Jerked against you Before Finally Spilling his Load. His Cum Painted Both your Stomachs and Even the Strap a Lot as you Slowly pulled it From his Hole. He collapsed Into the Pillows Panting an Red in the Face.

"Your Godsent My Queen~"

You Unbuckled the Toy From your Waist Before Hoping off the Bed." I'm gonna Clean this an Clean you Up too, You alright?" He Silently Nodded and Closed his Eyes still Coming down him his High. You Kissed at his Cheek Before Retreating to Bathroom to Clean yourself and the Toy, you Came Back with a Rag Only to Find your Handsome Boy Lightly Snoring. You Cleaned Him up and Careful Slipping him into a Pair of Boxers, as you Pulled the Covers over his Sleeping Figure you let you Hands Roam to his Pretty Sleeping Face Planning a Kiss to his Forehead.

"Sleep Tight SweetBoy.."

More Cobra Kai

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[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for asking my mum to clean out the kitty litter trays even though its usually my chore

i drove to doctors and work this morning, i worked 8.30 till 5 she worked 8.30 til 4 and drove home after her shift ended to pick up my dance clothes for me (i only didnt have them because i had to stay late at work since 3 people went home sick).

my friend cancelled on me for dance tryouts so i spend the afternoon crying and eventually choose to go anyway because i was excited for hiphop but by this point my head is pounding.

i get out of work, she drives me to dance and goes to get macdonalds while she waits for me to get out. halfway through dance they mention we are not even doing hiphop today not until next week (u have to pay for the tryouts btw)

i get out 7.40ish. on the drive home im thinking "fuck its almost 8 i havent done any uni study, (i have 2 lectures, a quiz and like 8 readings that need to be done today and tomorrow), i havent spent any time with our cats or cleaned their litter trays yet."

for reference we have new cats and are introducing them into a house with a dog so rn we have them in one room and let them out occassionally while putting the dog out back, while i clean out the litter trays and top them up every day, once a week we empty them completely and clean them out

so we get home and i say "would it be too much to ask if you could please do the litter trays tonight" i try to explain that i have a headache and ive still got a lot of uni homework to do and i havent spent any time with the cats so i'd play with them for a bit while she cleans the trays and then do my homework

immeadiately she starts yelling at me that shes tired, she hasnt been home from work all day, she did it last time, shes done so many favours for me already today and blah blah blah.

the way i see it, first, i clean the kitty litter trays every day and vacuum their room. she has literally never done this, she emptied out and washed a tray last week because i was sick and got home from work and passed out. i (a learner btw so im very stressed when i drive) drove us to her appt and then to work, i worked more hours than her today, i danced all night with a headache, i also have not been home all day, after being cancelled on and then them not even doing the type of dance i wanted to do and i still have to do uni work tonight so i dont think im the selfish one here.

but sitting in my cats room while they eat their dinner i can hear her storm about and slam doors because shes so mad at me but i dont understand am i in the wrong here?

also literally as i am writing this she comes out and goes "tell me when youve finished dinner so i can let the cats out. and DONT leave it too late" while my food is literally cooking as we fucking speak jfc.

i have a bit of a diary where i write when mum is mad at me because if i mention to her that she upset me it never goes well so i write it down to safely let those feelings out and as i was writing this one i just needed some clarity i really cant fathom any reason for her to be mad except egocentrism so perhaps an unbias outsider can shed light?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[fan-goddess]

For kinktober:

Billy Washington x face sitting

Modern Aemond x getting caught

Tom bennettt x public sex

would adore if you could do these, I love your writing so much! 💕

Authors Note: thank you for these love and the compliment! Gonna do the Billy Washington x face sitting one here and I’ll do the other ones separately so it’s just easier. Thank you for waiting for this as long as you did, I realised I sort of did them in the wrong order ha still boo you like these ♥️

Warnings: Praising, f oral, face sitting, teasing, hint at m oral, (if I miss any let me know)

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You and Billy had been dating for quite some time now, and for the whole time, you’d noticed that he’d always been eager to please.

Whether that was with a nice hot cup of tea when you got back from a stressful day at work, or even just calling the local Chinese place for food when he could tell that you were too tired to try and attempt to cook anything that night.

It was also unsurprising to the both of you when you realised how eager to please Billy was in other areas of your relationship too.

“I’m back love!” You yell, chucking off your coat onto the hook and flinging your messenger bag somewhere by the sofa, before walking to the direction of the bedroom.

“Hey babe” Billy smiles, sneaking up behind you to wrap his arms around your waist and pulling you into him, so he can give you a quick affectionate kiss on the forehead.

“How was your day? Did you chat to Lana? I swear she said something about calling you sometime today… or it may have been tomorrow?” You muse, dragging Billy to the bed and laying down next to him, humming slightly in content as his arms wrap around you once more as your head rests on his chest.

“Yeah, spoke to Lana earlier. She’s doing alright for herself. Had a couple dates with that fella of hers and got another tomorrow. Had a call of the job centre too. Some mechanic place is hiring for apprenticeships and stuff and I got an interview next week.”

“Billy thats bloody brilliant!” You grin, bringing your hands up to cup his face before practically yanking him in for a deep kiss, chuckling slightly against his lips in amusement as you feel how eager Billy is for your kisses and general affection.

“I’ve got no work to do, so I’m free all afternoon for whatever you desire my love.” You grin, a mischievous smile painted on your lips as Billy’s own face turns a light shade of pink from bashfulness. It’s always fun teasing him and seeing the way he gets.

“Well, there is something I’ve been wanting to try for a while. Since you’ve been saying about me taking charge more-“

“Billy I don’t care if you’re more submissive or dominant in this relationship! I just care about you not thinking you need to bend over backwards for me! Cause I’ll be here no matter what kinks you suddenly pull out! Well, I will run for the actual hills if you suggest anything feet related, but that’s a different matter-“

“It’s not fucking feet love!” Billy laughs, the noise making your chest practically ache from happiness as the stress seems to somehow physically drain from his face.

You always loves Billy’s laugh. The small barely noticeable stress wrinkles you never tell him about seems to magically smooth away, and almost make him look strangely innocent.

“It’s… well… I wanted to maybe have you sit on my face…”

“You want what?” Your eyes furrow at Billy’s murmur. But when he repeats it louder and clearer, your breathes go ragged and you can already feel your legs clenching together in anticipation.

“I want you to sit on my face. So I can eat you out, till you can’t take it anymore…”

“Oh…” You hate how breathless you sound. But the thought of Billy doing that to you is doing too many unholy things to your head that you can’t help but bite your lip in deep thought. “Yeah… I think we can definitely do that baby.”

“Good!” It’s so precious how he smiles so bashfully in front of you. He’s like a whole new man. Like he didn’t just suggest something that made your face blush bright red from his request mere moments ago. “So get on my face now.”

Your heart feels as if it could explode with how hard your blood was pumping to your face right now, but you can’t help but nod eagerly to Billy’s demands and quickly strip yourself nude, your clothes flying all over the room as you focus on Billy, and Billy only.

You’re awkward in your movements at first, never having a man do this so intimate thing with you before, and yet Billy takes this in stride. Before you can even get to sit yourself on his chin, he grabs at your thighs and clumsily forces your whole body on his face, where you can’t help but grind slightly on as one of the most intense feelings of your life hits you.

It’s strange, to have Billy’s wet warm tongue piercing your wet cunt, and to have his nose simultaneously nuzzling your clit, but it’s amazing, perfect, and is honestly making you feel practically delirious.

Yet even with the intense feeling, the worry of suffocating your beloved boyfriend is more important. So when you try to lift yourself up a bit to give him some room to breath, you find yourself letting a loud sigh of surprise and pleasure as Billy only goes and pulls you straight back, holding your legs even tighter in his grip to stop you from moving.

“Don’t move again…” Billy murmurs, “Fucking gorgeous…”

You can only sigh in agreement, and can’t help yourself from grinding further on Billy’s eager face, completely disregarding your earlier worries. Your hands clasp desperately where they can, which in your case, is Billy’s shaggy hair that tickles your lower half slightly. Though when you tighten your grip slightly, you can feel Billy groan slightly as he eats you out, seemingly aroused by your tight grip on his body.

You quickly begin whining in approval though. “Fuck Billy so good for me!” Adoring the way he becomes to desperate to hear your praise, and the way his actions seem to quicken to appease you.

His own groans of pleasure may be muffled, but they certainly are enthusiastic, as the vibrations somehow seem to only heighten your pleasure.

You can feel the bed shake slightly, and when you turn your head slightly to look behind you, your mouth falls open on its own accord as you see Billy’s hard cock straining in his underwear. His hips even mimicking small thrusts in order to get some kind of stimulation for himself.

It’s almost endearingly amusing to you to see the small wet patch forming in his underwear from his own arousal. You think he could almost cum alone from eating you out. A thing you soon almost find yourself doing as Billy’s movements get rougher.

“Oh my god I’m gonna cum Billy!” You whine, your grip on Billy’s hair becoming rough as the knot in your stomach tightens, on the brink of bursting, only spilling over when you begin to rut your pussy on his willing mouth like a woman possessed.

It’s so intense, that you find yourself somehow more aroused and yet thankful with Billy’s tight grip on your thighs, that turns almost bruising as he makes sure you don’t almost fall off his face. And when your legs begin to cramp and you move to lay beside your lover and properly look at him, your breath feels like it’s been swept away as you see your juices shining all over his face.

You can feel your face burn red in embarrassment, covering your face with your hands as you try to hide your shyness. “Billy, you’ve got well, me all over your face love…”

You can hear him hum slightly and when you peak through your fingers to see what he does, your legs unconsciously clamp together seeing his tongue trying to pick up as much of you as he can, his fingers too trying to catch any he was unable to get with his tongue.

“You’re gonna kill me someday Billy Washington!” You grin, moving to give him a firm kiss on his damp cheek, and giggling when you see his beautiful bashful smile. The Billy you’re used too, the submissive Billy, coming back to you right before your eyes.

Speaking of your eyes, they once again trail to Billy’s crotch, where his cock still strains against the fabric of his pants with a distinct wet patch still drawing your main attention.

“Do you want me to help you out with that baby?”

“Only if you want to darling.”

Your hand teases the outline of him, your smile smug as he whines into the air. “Of course I want to sweet boy, I’d be crazy not to.”

#Ewan Mitchell character #trigger point #billy washington x reader #billy washington #Billy Washington/reader #my works #my kinktober #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #Billy Washington x y/n #Billy Washington x fem!reader #billy washington trigger point

[janesaridoll]

Cravings

Pairing || woc!reader x chris evans.

Summary || pregnancy cravings, besed on this tiktok

Genera || short fluff

Warning || pregnancy

To love masterlist

Kofi

Cravings to fulfill

“Chris please do this for your pregnant wife”you begged your husband for the hundredth time this afternoon to go to your next door neighbour who seems to have a barbecue out with their family, you wanted a taste of their food so badly.

You think you might throw up if you didn’t get a taste, this pregnancy has a heavy craving on you, you gained weight in a small amount of time, which doesn’t bother you. But its bothering your doctor.

“no babe I can’t it’s so weird to go there and ask for food” he said.

“Yeah but it’s different when you’re pregnant, your son wants this are you gonna refuse his first ever request in this life?”

He side eyed you “he can live with it, besides why don’t you go, It more reasonable for you to go”

“Sometimes I don’t like you” you said upset.

“If you want im gonna get a barbecue recipe from mom and i will make it for you tomorrow” he said trying give you reasons for not going there.

“Did you call your mom?” You asked

“No, but i will” he puts his laptop down and picked hus phone up.

you felt tears building up in your eyes, the smell were so good and you felt nauseous.

“I’m gonna go and ask them” you said standing up and continue “but If they told me no we would have to move out”.

“Sure sweetheart” he replied without even looking at you.

You sighed and went to the kitchen, you picked a plate and went to grab your jacket, you yelled at your husband before going out “wish me luck”

you reached you neighbour house, you took a deep breath and knocked on the door, you waited for seconds before a dark haired woman who looked like in her late thirties opened the door, she’s taller and has a pretty smile on her face, you can hear the loud noises of kids behind her.

You smiled shyly at her, cursing Chris in your head for putting you in this situation “I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help but smell your delicious food from my house” you pointed at your house “can you give some of what you’re cooking?” You pushed the plate in front of you, smiling at her feeling awkward and embarrassed.

“Sure!!, pregnancy cravings?” She took your plate from your hand and pushed the door wider for you to come, you thanked her and got inside, she called her daughter and gave her the plate to put some food in it, she even told her to put some from all of the things they are having.

“my craving this pregnancy is out of hand im sorry”

“Oh honey don’t apologise, I know how pregnancy cravings is!” she told you, emphasising “i know” to make her point.

You made a small talk with her till her daughter came back with the plate and a plastic bag with some drink in it, you thanked her again you told her you were gonna pay for her if she wants but she refused.

You went back to your home smiling like you made a victory, the food even looked as good as it smelled, you opened the door and your husband called for you.

“Did they gave you?”

“Yeah, it look so good, and i’m not giving you a thing”

“Not even a taste?” He asked kinda feeling bad right now.

“Not even a look, and don’t try and steal a pregnant woman food” you pointed at him and went to the dining table to eat.

You took a big bite from the food in front of you “mmm, god it so delicious” you enjoyed your food while making a sound of how good the food is to tease Chris.

Marlyn came from her playroom and stood beside you she opened her mouth to take a taste of the food and you fed some of it, she smiled “mommy! It’s good”

“Right baby?, it’s bad daddy can’t have a taste”

“I’ve other things I would like to taste better than food” he smirked at you. you know what he meant. You gave him a look and smirked in return “who knows maybe you can’t taste it either” you winked before going back to feed your daughter some of your food.

#chris evans #chris evans x woc!reader #chris evans x black women #chris evans x fluff #chris evans x plus size reader #chris evans x poc!reader #chris evans x desi!reader #chris evans x wife!reader #chris evans x you #chris evans imagine #chris evans x reader #dad!chris evans #chris evans x mom!reader #to love au’s

[breannasfluff]

Sleepy Morning

“Ravio. Hey, wake up!” Legend across and nudged Ravio’s wing. The satin bowerbird just grumbles and burrows further into the nest.

“It’s too early.”

“No, it’s not. We’ve got to cook breakfast.”

One sleepy eye peels open to blink at him. “Can’t but hungry if you’re sleeping.”

“You were going to open the shop today.”

“Shop can wait till tomorrow.” Ravio yawns and stretches. His arms go out, making little fists and his wings stretch up to the high ceiling.

Legend coos at the sight because the bowerbird’s wings are beautiful. In the dim nestroom, the color is almost black instead of the normal purple-blue.

Ravio flaps his wings, then folds them back over his back. He props his chin on his folded arms and looks at Legend. “Would it kill you to sleep in? Some of us aren’t built for a life of adventuring.”

Neither avian mentions the fact that Legend normally doesn’t function without coffee, either.

“Stuff to do, Ravi.”

“But nest! Look at how cozy it is!” He rolls over, careful not to trap his wings, and sprawls across the blankets. Then he wiggles a little for good measure. The nestroom window, shade drawn slightly, sends bars of sunlight across his hair.

Legend takes advantage of drinking in the sight. Ravio is lazily showing off his inner secondaries, sleek as always. His loose sleep shirt is caught up on one side, showing off a slightly round stomach. The bowerbird may be strong from lifting wares in the shop, but he doesn’t have the lean physique Legend does.

He doesn’t mind. The vet rather pad out sharp edges with soft curves. When he and Ravio first met, the bowerbird’s wings were dull and dingy and the scarcity of food in Lorule showed. It took a while to come this far, but the bowerbird’s slight pudge is one of Legend’s favorite things. Well, besides the secondaries.

“Link, come on, can’t we stay in the nest a bit longer?” Ravio bats his lashes, which isn’t fair. Haloed by the sun his purple glows a compliment to his wings. Why are his lashes so long? Dark and delicate, framing liquid eyes…

It’s not till Ravio giggles that the bowerbird jolts. He was staring.

Legend makes a show of rolling his eyes, but he crawls over to join Ravio. “Fine, we can sleep a little longer. Now move your wing so I have a place to be.”

The merchant gives a soft chirp and doesn’t move.

“I’ll lay on top of you,” Legend says.

If anything, Ravio’s self-satisfied smirk grows. If that’s how he wants to play it, who is Legend to deny squashing him? Careful of his knees around feathers, he crawls on top of Ravio and then—deliberately—drops all his weight on the avian.

“Link!” Ravio squawks and thrashes, but Legend doesn’t move. “You’re too dense! Get off!”

The vet doesn’t move, just coos and nuzzles at his shirt.

“I changed my mind! Get up!”

In response, Legend wiggles down slightly and coils his arms around Ravio’s waist. That round tummy makes a delightful pillow.

The satin bowerbird continues clucking and fluttering, but Legend doesn’t move. Finally, he settles as well, letting a hand rest in Legend’s hair.

Soon the only sound in the dim nestroom is contented coos, followed by soft snores.

#flufftober2023 #hey wake up! #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu flufftober #breannasfluff #mywriting #ravio x link #ravioli #lu wing bois #lu wing au #lu legend #lu ravio #ravioli ship

[albatris]

do u want a cute scene. this has been floating around inside my brain

in their second meeting (quinn has brought alex some murderers to kill and it's very gory but never mind that) alex is like. ready to be FREE of this horrible abandoned house that it fucked off to for two months to fight god. ok. alex wants to Rejoin Society. and is like "I can't take another minute here please we have to go Right Now or I'll explode" and quinn is like "nah we won't beat the sunrise we can just hang here till tomorrow"

and alex is like >:( and is DETERMINED to leave so quinn is like. "ok at least go get yourself cleaned up so we don't immediately get arrested if we leave, then we can see how u feel"

n alex goes back to the house n gets cleaned up and then is like hm I am kinda tired actually I'm just gonna sit down for a sec n just ends up passing out on its bed n sleeping for like sixteen hours

it wakes up once! n finds quinn has just decided to curl up next to it and is sleeping soundly. n alex sorta wakes in a panic bc 1) stranger and 2) HUMAN stranger. then it's like..... oh wait no it's just quinn. ok. weird but ok. zzzzzzzz

n alex just devours all of them so fast n almost cries bc this is the first time its been able to actually properly taste human food in like. forever. bc the garble was all like "oh you're not going to drink human blood? ok all other food will taste like rotten garbage until further notice 😊"

wakes up later to delicious (?) smells and quinn absolutely burning the shit out of some pancakes

I need you to know quinn sucks at cooking at this point. these pancakes are burned but even if they weren't they would Suck

thx for coming on this imagination ride with me

like YEAH early friendship quinn is still such a. quinn. but I have been rotating this in my brain. soft quinn. cooking for alex and sleeping next to it n letting it rest because they know it needs to, alex finally feeling some relief and connection after weeks of hell n just. little tender moments at the start of a friendship

idk if I got the emotion in all this to come across but I am having Feelings and there are Feelings

#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[v1smokewife]

you take my breath away

day 30 of a zosan centric kinktober

The only one keeping Zoro and Sanji apart is Sanji and Zoro is tired of it. (Part One of Two; Day 31 is part two)

authors note: so this one is a set up for a two part story so the "kink" section of this is kinda small but I wanted to set up the conflict. Don't worry though as tomorrow will make up for it thank you <3

There was a cold sort of feeling in the air tonight. It was the kind of cold that went through your bones, but Zoro was feeling a different kind of cold. A longing that couldn’t be sated as easily and it left him feeling empty inside.  

It was a quiet night, but Nami swore a storm was on its way. Most people kept inside but Zoro was outside the kitchen thinking about going in and talking to Sanji. 

His little relationship with Sanji was beginning to eat away at his heart which felt weirdly unexpected. Their relationship, at the beginning, felt very much like a relationship of convenience. They were both men on board a ship looking for company. Neither of them wanted anyone else...but they didn’t exactly want each other. Sanji had to do these mental gymnastics regarding his sexuality and Zoro had become tired of hearing it.  

It hurt...he wouldn’t tell him that but hearing Sanji coming up with every excuse under the sun as to why this doesn’t mean he had an attraction to men. 

Zoro had feelings for Sanji. Zoro only liked men. This constant rejection of him hurt him in ways that he didn’t expect. Zoro never got upset and just got angry, like he wanted to throw things. Tonight was no different. Overthinking things meant he had a fire in his heart and when he had decided enough was enough, he was going right into the kitchen to confront Sanji. 

His steps felt heavier than normal as he approached the door to the kitchen. Then he reached for the kitchen door and pulled it open. The light from inside shined into the darkness outside. 

Sanji was standing there facing away from the door. He was making some sort of light refreshments for later on... probably for the girls. 

Another thing that bothered him. 

“You’re going to have to wait till dinner for more food, Luffy,” Sanji’s voice was dismissive but focusing on what became clearer to Zoro as icing small cakes. Zoro let the door close behind him. 

“We need to talk, cook,”  

Sanji stopped, but only for a moment. They had been meaning to talk for a while. There was always that air of a conversation that hasn’t already happened between them and you could use a knife to cut the dense air between them. Sanji knew it. However, didn’t have the spoons to actually deal with the issue at hand. 

“I don’t have time to talk,” Which is probably why Sanji met Zoro almost at once with hostility, “Unlike you, I don’t just nap and drink all day. I actually try to help with the running of the ship,”  

Zoro rolled his eyes. “Your attitude is starting to really piss me off Sanji...” Zoro approached him with slow deliberation. “It was cute at the beginning of all of this because I would bring you down a peg but you’re just plain annoying now,”  

Sanji scoffed, crossing his arms and leaning against the counter, “Why are you so fucking cranky anyway? Didn’t you fit in your 12th nap of the day?” Sanji was only arguing to deflect what the conversation was likely about which Zoro saw through because Sanji always does this. He doesn’t want to talk about the possibility that he might like men, so he deflects. 

“You’re the cranky one. Fucking hell I’m barely in the door, cook, and you’re already at my throat with your shitty goddamn attitude,” It wasn’t working with Zoro. “What we need to talk about is us,” 

“What about us?” And that at once made Sanji nervous, moving around the counter to not get caught in Zoro’s path because he knows what will happen if he is...he’ll prove Zoro right and that isn’t good for him, “There’s no us. Do you think that because we fuck sometimes that there is an us?” 

“Don’t pretend as if you don’t like it,” Zoro felt his blood run hot. Sanji’s attitude sucked and it was starting to piss Zoro of but not how it normally does. No, Zoro normally finds him irritating but in a bratting way. Sanji is downright being hurtful right now. Which is fine. If it doesn’t mean anything to Sanji then it doesn’t but it’s all the other things, he’s doing alongside that are hurtful, “When we will you admit to yourself that you like men Sanji? I don’t care if I don’t mean anything to you but jumping through hoops to justify this to everyone is so unfair and you know it,” 

Sanji was caught. He had been caught in these lies and for a few moments, he didn’t say anything because what could he say? Zoro was right but Sanji was still going to do these mental gymnastics. 

“Just because I have sex with one man... that means nothing. I’m still straight. I couldn’t possibly have any romantic feelings towards any men...” 

Now that just boiled Zoro’s blood. And Sanji made the mistake of trying to move past Zoro to leave the kitchen, but it didn’t quite work out that way when Zoro grabbed Sanji by the wrist and slammed him against the wall. His hand grabbing Sanji’s neck. Not hard but enough to grab his attention...which it did because Sanji was...shocked but he didn’t move as she started at Zoro was surprised looking eyes. 

“You don’t mean that... I know you don’t,” Zoro almost said lowly. He squeezed at Sanji’s neck. This was something he had always wanted to do. Have Sanji by the neck like this. He had just wished it had been in better circumstances. He pressed his leg closer and shock horror to find that Sanji was getting hard from Zoro holding his neck like this, “This...right here is proof,” 

“It... doesn’t prove anything,” Sanji wasn’t being bratty anymore. He was being stubborn because Zoro was annoyed at him.  

“Quit being a fucking brat,”  

It wasn’t expected...nor was it unwelcome but Zoro’s other hand was raised and gave a slap to him. Sanji tried to hold back the delight in his face at the rough treatment that he was being given.  

“You’re pissing me off cook. I don’t even want to waste my time on you anymore,” 

Zoro then held his neck for a few seconds more before...stopping. He let go, then he stood back. 

“Hey! You can’t just-” 

“I don’t want to see you anymore,” 

The words ran in Sanji’s ears. Zoro...didn’t want to see him anymore. Sanji went to open his mouth, but Zoro just looked him. Zoro always had an unreadable expression. That goes for when he was making him do embarrassing things for his amusement or punishing him...but he never expected this. Zoro couldn’t be read, and it left Sanji in a weird spot. 

“But...why?” Sanji was pissed off too. Their relationship was always like this. They said from the start it would have no strings attached. Why now?  

“Because your indecisive ass is pissing me off. One moment you want me to fuck your brains out and the next, you would rather throw yourself at women who don’t care about you,” Zoro said, rather bitterly, standing by the door, “If I don’t mean anything to you, I don’t care. Don’t bullshit me about your interests,” 

“I’m not bullshitting you about anything...” But Sanji was and he knew he was. Why would he admit to himself that he liked men? All men did was hurt him. His father... his brothers, all they did was hurt him and make him feel unwanted. He couldn’t find it in him to trust men in the way he trusted women. He wanted to trust Zoro...he wanted to love Zoro but...things were difficult...they were harder than Zoro would ever realise, “Well, fine...I guess if you don’t want to see me anymore...” 

“Fine. Then that’s it. We aren’t anything anymore. Just allies on a ship,” 

And that right there hurt both of them.  

Without a word, Zoro left the kitchen and disappeared into the night. Regret and longing for Sanji was heavy in his chest but until Sanji learns to love himself for who he is instead of hiding, he had no place in Sanji’s life.  

Even if this hurts him... 

#one piece zosan #vinsmoke sanji #zoro x sanji #zosan #zosan fanfic #one piece #op zosan #opla #roronoa zoro

[cirilla-fiona-riannon]

Chapter 12 Gacha Dramatic (His Pov)

These translations are not intended as a replacement for the game. Please support cybird by buying their stories. SPOILERS under the cut. Expect mistakes.

Mitsuhide: "So, is this enough for a number?"

Kicho: "Yes. But just in case一"

As Mitsuhide and I were planning for tomorrow, we suddenly heard a high-pitched voice.

Mai: "Excuse me for interrupting."

(Mai.)

I turned to see a figure peeking into the tent, holding a large tray.

The other soldiers also noticed her, and everyone looked in her direction.

Kicho: "Is something wrong?"

Mai: "Yes, I made you guys some food, if you don't mind."

Mai: "It's just a simple miso soup, though."

Mitsuhide: "Oh? This is something of a treat in this situation."

Kicho: "Yeah, let's eat."

Kicho’s men: "Yes, sir."

As Mitsuhide and I urged them, everyone's faces grew calm as they looked and fetched the still-steaming bowls.

(A hot meal is essential in this kind of situation.)

(She must be tired herself, but she still manages to worry about us.)

Kicho: "Mai. Sorry for the trouble."

Mai: "It's fine. I hate sitting still. Also, you guys really need this since you're moving around."

Kicho: "I see. Then, let's eat."

Mitsuhide: "It's been a while since I've eaten a hot meal on the battlefield."

Mai: "Don't they make soup in places like this?"

Kicho: "No, it's not like that. This guy just doesn't care about food. He'll eat anything as long as it fits in his stomach."

Kicho: "Other soldiers cook meals like this."

Mai: "I see. You know a lot."

Mitsuhide: "He was originally from the Oda army."

Mai: "Right. It's been a few years, yet you're getting along pretty well."

Kicho: "You think so?"

Mai: "Yes. You two are similar in some ways."

Mai: "Not necessarily in terms of appearance, but, for example, in terms of being a spartan."

Mitsuhide: "Spartan?"

Kicho: "It's a term that refers to harsh and strict teaching."

Kicho: "I see. I made you do something harsh, huh?"

(I checked on Mai as much as possible, but did I miss something?)

Mitsuhide: "Weird. I don't also remember doing something like that."

Mai: "You're unaware of it!?"

Mai was shocked by both of our reactions and started thinking about something.

Mai: "Um, I take it back. You two are..."

Mitsuhide: "Mai."

Mai: ".........."

(What the!?)

I furrowed my eyebrows and glared at Mitsuhide as he leaned in close and smiled at Mai like a fox.

(What is this guy up to?)

Mitsuhide: "Let me ask for future reference."

Mitsuhide: "What other aspects of me do you feel are similar to Kicho's?"

Mai: "Um..."

Frantically moving her eyes, Mai compared mine and Mitsuhide's faces.

Mai: "You both take good care of me and are kind."

Kicho: "What?"

Mitsuhide: "Are you sure you're not talking about Hideyoshi or Mitsunari?"

Mai: "Nope, those two certainly are like that, but in a slightly different way."

Mai: "I was going to retract my earlier comment about you guys being spartan because you guys weren't just being strict. You were also being considerate."

Mai: "So, thank you for sticking with me till the end."

Kicho: "I never thought you'd thank me."

Kicho: "For me, I think it was your own effort that made it possible."

(But it's typical of her to still want to thank the other party.)

Mai: "But nothing starts without a good teacher."

Mitsuhide: "Oh? You were a pretty good student yourself."

Mitsuhide: "You almost get knocked off by a spirited horse, and you eagerly admire the scenery that you can't hear a thing."

Mai: "That doesn't sound like a compliment."

Mitsuhide: "What are you saying? It's my highest compliment."

Mitsuhide: "The more of a handful a kid is, the cuter they are."

Mai: "-----!"

Mitsuhide chuckled and patted Mai's head with his other hand.

The moment I saw this, the last thread holding me back snapped, and the possessiveness I've always kept hidden showed itself.

(So this guy is really...)

Mai: "Um..."

Kicho: "Wait."

Mai: "Whoa!"

I stepped in between them and swatted Mitsuhide's hand away.

Kicho: "That's enough. I'm telling you, Mai and I are already lovers."

Kicho: "Even if we have some similarities, we're still different people."

Kicho: "More importantly, I don't have the same taste as you to mess with other people's stuff."

Mitsuhide: "That's outrageous. I was just praising my beloved student."

Kicho: "I didn't see it that way. That's why I stopped you."

Mitsuhide: "I see."

Mai: "W-Wait! Let's get along, okay?"

Kicho: "Don't worry. I'm just removing the pest before it gets on you."

(I'm not gonna give up my one and only.)

Mai: "Pest? It's just a misunderstanding."

Mai: "Mitsuhide intentionally says things with these kinds of implications."

Mai shook her head in panic and looked at Mitsuhide as if seeking his agreement.

Mai: "Right?"

Mitsuhide: "Well, I don't know. I'll let you be the judge of my true feelings."

Mai: "See, I told you."

Kicho: "..........."

(She doesn't have a clue, does she?)

(I love that she can be slow like this sometimes, but I can't keep quiet about this.)

I let out a small sigh and turned to Mai.

Kicho: "Fine. If you say so, then here's what we'll do."

Mai: “Mnn...!”

I kissed and lightly sucked her lips, making a sweet smacking sound.

Mai: “K-Kicho?”

Kicho: “If I misunderstood, that’s fine. But there are times when all is not as it seems.”

Kicho: “If we do this, it’ll serve as a warning.”

Mai's cheeks suddenly turn red, perhaps because I suddenly kissed her on the mouth.

Subordinate 1: “So it’s really...”

Subordinate 2: “I knew there were some awfully intimate moments, but Lady Mai...”

Mai: “Ugh...”

She hid her face with the tray she was holding, embarrassed by the stares of those around her.

However, the murmur didn't subside.

Kicho: “No need to hide. You have nothing to be ashamed of.”

(This is why I'm not going to stop checking on you.)

(I'm the only one who can kiss you, make you blush, and make you look happy.)

Satisfied with the reactions of those around me, I once again pushed my possessiveness into my heart and smirked.

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The truth doesn’t hurt

Masterlist

Peter, after a realisation with his cousin, finally tells Erik the truth- and it’s a better reaction than he expected.

Warnings: none | cousin OC

Peter stared down at his cousin’s son, the six year old babbling about his newest obsession while Lili cooked the trio dinner. James, like Peter, was growing up without a father- and just like Peter it wasn’t really by choice and for some reason that stung more than usual today. His heart ached for his cousins because he realised something… Peter at current had the choice to change that.

Erik Lensherr is his father. Magneto is his dad.

According to Liliana at least James’ father isn’t a major terrorist so points to her he guesses.

He blinks down at the kid who is now staring blankly at the TV, a long day at school finally catching up to him again it seems.

“Pietro, James. Dinner!” Lili called, that soft polish accent loud and clear as she did (the proud Eisenhardt accent Peter’s uncle- his mums brother and Lili’s dad- would say)

“Coming Mama.” James called back.

Peter zipped the two into the kitchen, James giggling like a madman as he did, settling them in for dinner.

“Thanks for watching him today Pete.” Lili said for what was probably the tenth time since she came home from work. “But… are you okay?”

“Yeah I’m okay why wouldn’t I be okay I’m perfectly fine.” He said at what many would say was a fast tempo (which he would then say it was Andante at most thank you).

“Because you haven’t said a word since James started talking about dinosaurs and you love those giant lizards Kyzun.”

“Ah.”

“Pete quiet today.” James interrupted, food being shovelled into his face at an alarming rate- where Lili definitely didn’t shoot him a scathing glare at that. Peter only shoots one back that says *after James goes to bed*.

And so he waits till then to ask for her opinion on his troubles.

“Just been thinking.” He admits and waits for the usual teasing jab they would share but she’s quiet, listening. “I have the chance to tell Erik he’s my father and I haven’t taken it yet.”

“Why is that?” Liliana asks with a frown.

“I don’t know… I’m scared?” He shrugs. “Either he’ll think I want to replace Nina or he’ll hate me because I’m.. well I’m not the best son in the world so…”

“I’ll rip him to shreds if he thinks that. Peter there isn’t anything wrong with you for one and for another you know it’s the right thing to tell him.” Lili pats his arm. “You said family is important to him yeah?”

Peter nods slowly.

“Then let him know he isn’t alone.”

“I know I should… but what if Erik is already gone when I get back to the mansion?”

“Then you make the bald man find him and you tell Erik everything. You make sure he doesn’t leave until you tell him.”

Peter stands, pushing down those nerves threatening to stop him for the thousandth time.

“I’ll tell him tonight.”

“Give me a call tomorrow about it yeah?”

“Yeah.”

His palms were so fucking sweaty.

Like really fucking sweaty. Worse than Alex trying to drill Scott on the plasma beams and accidentally burning a few (a lot of) really expensive antiques and then Charles going on a rager about how fucking stupid this idea to train inside the house, away from the bunker, was while Kurt stared into your soul for ruining a perfectly good book case… no his brain was not trying to plan an escape route.

His knuckles hit the door before he knew it, three sharp knocks surprising even himself as he heard the door unlock and creak open.

“Peter.” Erik said as way of greeting.

“Hey Erik.” Peter said in kind. “Uh…”

“Do you need something?”

“No-yes… yes I need some help.” His shoulders dropped. “It’s really important and uh.. can I come in?”

Erik frowned in contemplation before moving to the side. Peter was never this… scared to look someone in the eye and Erik was half ready to call out for Charles should the boy do or say something worrying or dare he say stupid.

“How can I be of help?” Erik asked after some long seconds of silence. He was notably irritated which only made Peter more nervous, he felt sick even.

“I was babysitting my cousin’s kid and I got to thinking… he’s gonna grow up like me.” He started, easing into the plan he had haphazardly thrown together.

Erik’s irritated stare softened a little. Peter was sharing personal information, according to Charles Peter didn’t like to share that sort of thing unless it was something… fun.

“Like you?” The metalokinetic prodded.

“Without a father figure.” Peter gulped. “And like me it’s not really on purpose. Neither of our dads even know we exist but Lili… she wants James’ dad to know- she just doesn’t know how to find him and she fucking tried.”

“I do hope she can find him then. I imagine anyone would want to know if they had a child. I certainly would… family is important no matter the circumstances.” Erik sat on his bed, patting it down for Peter to join him.

“You would want to know?” The speedster said quietly. Erik only nodded. “I found my dad.”

Erik’s brows rose, a smile tugging at his lips.

“That’s excellent, no? Have you told him?”

“I haven’t, I’m just… I’m scared.”

And though Erik still wandered why Peter came to him, thought he could be of any help he placed a hand on the twenty-six year old’s shoulder and squeezed. “Why?”

“He’s a… powerful mutant… Because he lost his new family not that long ago. Because he scares a lot of people.”

“Does he scare you?”

“Not anymore.” Erik nodded again. “What would… how would you react if I came up to you and said hey… I’m your son and I’m twenty-six but you’re my dad!”

Erik frowned, not expecting that kind of question.

“Well I would not be disappointed. Perhaps miffed I did not know sooner and angry that I hadn’t been there for you because and know this Peter I would have raised you.”

Peter’s brown eyes widened, something shining by the corner of one that Erik suspected was a tear and his heart well… it aches for the man.

“Do I know your father?” Peter seemed to freeze at that before tentatively nodding. “Practice what you want to say, with me I mean.”

Why was Erik doing this for him? Peter was so confused and yet relieved all at once before snorting out a laugh. He nodded and turned to face him.

“Twenty-eight years ago you met my mother. Dated for a little under two years and after your break up and her move to America she found out she was pregnant with me and my twin sister… my mama is Polish you see so I actually have a traditional name- Pietro.” The slight crease in Erik’s brow told Peter that something had started to click. “She decided to americanise our names for school but anyway… her name was Ma..”

Peter gulped.

“Ma?” The former terrorist tried to joke, to make Peter feel better. “You’re doing well so far Peter, a strong start.”

“Her name was Magda Eisenhardt.“

Erik felt a twist in his chest, a lurch in his gut. He knew that name.

Peter’s mother is Polish… Peter’s real name is Pietro- a name he and his former partner had cooed over once they heard it. Magda… Magda Eisenhardt.

Peter’s silence seemed to be louder than any other sound, than when Banshee would scream or when any explosions echoed.

“But… Maximoff?”

“Mama remarried, we took his name and now I have a little sister.” Peter said quickly. “Her name is Anya but my twin is Wendy which is actually-”

“Wanda?” Erik pulled Peter in for a tight hug. “Like Magda’s mother’s name.”

“Yeah.” Peter relaxed into his father’s hold.

“Thank you for telling me. I wish… I wish you had told me sooner I would have-”

“Stayed?” Peter quipped.

“Yes. I would have tried to stay.”

“Don’t force yourself to stay.”

“I have a son… a daughter.” Erik pulled back, looking at Peter- Pietro… he looks like Magda, he looks like him. “I still have family.”

“Yeah. Yeah you do.”

After moments passed and both men had taken deep breaths Erik asked quietly.

“Your cousin? Is she Aleksey’s daughter or through your step father’s sibling?”

“Uncle Aleksey is still alive and kicking but yeah Liliana is his. He’s still a great brother for ma…”

“And she has a son?”

“James.” Peter smiles brightly. “A six year old with more energy than me some days.”

“I think.” Erik starts. “If you’d allow it I’d like to get to know you, your sister- my daughter- and your family if they would too.”

Peter smiles. He hadn’t expected the immediate warmth, the utter joy on his fathers face the fact that Erik didn’t think he was trying to replace Nina.

Lili was so going to make fun of them both for crying on each others shoulders.

Worth it!

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What zoos do for people Claudia pina story chapter 4

Micaellas pov:

The next morning i woke up and noticed that  I was cuddled up with alba so I got out of bed and went into the bathroom to get changed and do my morning bathroom routine and then afterwards I walked into the kitchen to start the  coffee and feed the pets. I look at my schedule and I see that I have a day off and I text Claudia letting her know that I'm getting her lunch today.

She messages you back really excited saying she can't wait to see you. I giggle softly, smiling at my phone and I blush when Alba smirks at me. I blush hard and say yes I am. I'm making her lunch now to bring it over. Then I'm gonna go grocery shopping. Alba smiles  and says damn your wifey material sister. I look at alba and say Why is that sis. You aren't even dating Claudia but you're doing so much for her. I then say so she deserves to be spoiled.

She giggles and says you just proved my point. I jokingly say maybe I should marry her. She looks at me and laughs alexia will love that. I laugh and say why would you think that. She's your baby that's why. I say she is definitely my baby girl. She better spoils you too says Alba. I say I hope so. She looks at me and says I'm not playing she better you deserve it all.I messaged Claudia asking her where she wants her lunch dropped at and she says She says at training. I message back okay I will drop it off right now and I look at alba and say are you staying or are coming. She says I'm coming sis.

I say good let's go and I grab Claudia's lunch and alba drives us to the training grounds so I can give Claudia her lunch. I play with my hands and then we get to the stadium. Alba looks at you and say you will be fine. You know them already and look , Claudia waits right there and I smile and open my door and hand her the food. Claudia takes the food and then she leans down and gives you a  kiss then says thanks baby girl you are the best. Of course baby I also made something for alexia as well and made snacks for the team it's all in there.

She then says really they are really gonna love you now. I smile and nod and then give you kisses all over your face. She then smiles and says after training i will give you  your special present for making snacks for the team and I blush and kiss you deeply. She then turns back inside with her lunch and training and the entire team is waiting there for her and I watch her till I can't see her. patri then asks claudia what's in the bag thats got you all smiley. I drink my water and then my sister drives us home.

Claudia responds to patri saying my lunch and she looks at alexia and says your sister is amazing and no im not talking about alba. Alexia smiles and says oh I know she's amazing did she make me lunch too she made breakfast for me earlier and it was amazing. Claudia goes yes and she makes snacks for the team as well. Alexia giggles, she's trying to impress you and the girls. I hope it's working.

They all say yes it is and can she cook us dinner as well and Alexia laughs eventually she will. They all say yes and Claudia messages you back saying thanks for the lunch and the girls loved the snacks. I messaged back of course beautiful and aww I'm so glad that they love them. she messaged back saying they want to when you will cook them all dinner now. What about tomorrow night? she says perfect i will tell the team and claudia walks back over to where the girls are and says seriously you guys are now arguing over the snacks. I wait for a text back talking to Alba.Claudia sends a text back saying they all say tomorrow's perfect. I say  Sounds good, beautiful. I hope you enjoy the food ,we need to talk later. claudia messages back we are infact the girls are all arguing over who gets the last piece and I giggle I have more at home and she says okay i will tell alexia that and I say Okay beautiful can't wait to talk about some things.

She messages back a few hours later that training is down and she's on her way over. Hey beautiful, I'm making dinner now. Claudia walks in through the door and over to you. I grab the chicken out of the oven and I plate the food. Claudia helps you bring the food over to the table. I say Oh baby you don't have to help me go sit down. She asks are you sure baby girl and I say You can get the salad baby. She says okay baby and grabs your butt while walking past you. I moan softly and look at her and I smile when I see nansica running to Claudia. Claudia kneels down and says hey pretty girl were you good for momma today. She barks and nods her head and I giggle while putting the chicken and rice on the plates. claudia then asks if you fed her already and I say No not yet I was on the phone with mama. she says i will feed her then for you and Thanks baby should we talk now or after dinner.

she says we can talk now if you want and what do you want to talk about. Are we dating now Claudia because I really like you and we act like we are dating. she then says i like you too and i would love for you to be my girlfriend and i already asked alexia permission to date you and she said yes. I blush and kiss her yes definitely yes. She then kisses you back and says let's eat before our daughter jumps up on the table to eat our dinner. I blush hard, yeah our daughter.

The both of you start eating your dinner and she asks you how was your day today and It was good your sister in law and I went on a hike. She says oh how was the hike and I say It was great how was training?It was great except the girls didn't stop teasing me today and patri made a joke about us and i say what was the joke baby? That you were already wifey material and we should get married already and alexia actually agreed with her. 

I blush because of the snacks I made with extra love. she said thanks for that the girls are gonna be wanting more. You can bring the rest tomorrow baby i giggle I'll take you to training. she says yay and after dinner she helps you clean up. I giggle and once we finish we dance in the kitchen together. while dancing claudia reaches down and grabs your butt. I moan and hide my face in your neck. claudia kisses the side of my head and says she's happy to be my girlfriend and she's never letting me go.

I smile widely and lift my head up and kiss her. I'm all yours. Claudia smiles and says good and I heard that there's ice cream in the freezer and I say Yes that's for dessert mi amor . She gets all excited and says i think our kid needs to go outside. I giggle and say go tend to our daughter and I'll do the ice cream. She takes nansica out for a quick walk and  then after she went to the bathroom claudia brought her back in for the night. I take off my top and bottoms and put some chocolate sauce on my boobs. Then I scoop up the ice cream and put it in the bowls. Claudia licks her lips and walks up to you and starts to lick the chocolate sauce off of your nipples. I moan and hold onto her hair oh fuck.

She says do you like that baby girl licking the other boob clean. I blush and moan yes baby god damn your tongue. She looks up at me and smirks and innocently asks if she want to finish the ice cream or go have sex in the bedroom. I giggle and say you're the dominant one in our relationship. You tell me gorgeous.Claudia says damn right I am and we are going to the bedroom. I giggle then take us to the bedroom papi. She throws you over her shoulder and carries you to the bedroom. I giggle softly and grab her ass. Do you want kids eventually, my queen? Çlaudia says yes I do my princess. I blush good. I'm glad maybe I'll get treatments soon.

She looks surprised and happy  and she says really yay. I giggle and nod I want kids with you my love I know it's early but I want that with you. Claudia replies with so do I " . I want to start a family with you. I ask now? And then I kiss her back and mark it up. She says right now and I blush I'll set up an appointment right now baby can you grab my phone please. She hands the phone to you all excited and I giggle and then call my doctor.

Claudia looks at you and asks if you want your sisters and mom to know. I definitely do if that's okay baby but I also want to meet your parents as well. She said of course and I lay on my stomach on the bed and I said hey good afternoon dr. Deluca I would like to set up an IVF appointment. Dr. Deluca says omgggg that's wonderful, who's the lucky one who's going to be getting you pregnant and I said my girlfriend Claudia pina can we set it up for tomorrow or tonight. Dr. Deluca says we can do it tomorrow at 10 am and I say Is there not for tonight if not that's okay we just are very eager to start our family and I feel Claudia's hand on my ass.

Oh wait, we can do it tonight at 8 pm and I look at Claudia and see her nod her head happily and I say that works great and then I look at the time we will get ready now. Thanks so much. Dr deluca says I will see you both in a half an hour. Sounds great thanks so much and then we both get ready quickly and I ask Alba to watch the dog and cat. Alba says sure and where are you two going in such a hurry and I blush and look at Claudia we are going to get pregnant. She yells you're going to do  what and I say I'm 24. I have the perfect job and a perfect and beautiful girlfriend, We want to start a family.

Alexia walks in and says omg you two are together now please give me a niece or nephew and can I come. Claudia looks at you and says sure why not and I say Let's get going then and I give Claudia a small kiss and then I grab everything that I need and then we walk out. Claudia drives you and Alexia to the ivf appointment. I feel her hand on my thigh and I smile and then look out the window, would Mama  support us. Alexia then suddenly asks you if mama knows that your gonna be giving her a grandbaby.

I'm going to call her now. I grab my phone and call mama hey mama I just wanted to let you know that you're getting a grandbaby soon and a daughter in law eventually. Eli says  wait what you're gonna give me my first Grandbaby oh I am so excited and tell  Claudia she better spoil the both of you. I giggled softly, yes mama Claudia and ale are going to my ivf appointment and mama she already spoils me. I love you so much and thank you for adopting me. She says don't tell your sisters this but your my favorite child and even though I didn't give birth to you I will always be your mama and I love you too.

I blush and tear up. I love you more. Can we have lunch tomorrow? I'll make your favorites. She says perfect I will see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow mama and then after we say our goodbyes I look out the window trying not to cry. Claudia reaches over and grabs your hand and kisses your knuckles. I look over and smile and watch her then I say I heard Claudia asked for your blessing sister. Alexia smiles and says she did and I told her yes.

Was she a blushing mess and then I giggle softly. She smiles and says yes she was. I say awwww so cuteeeee and then I giggled and then we get to the doctor's office and we go inside and we immediately get seated and then dr. Deluca comes in awww my favorite patient how are you sweetie I'm really good ah this is my girlfriend Claudia and this is my big sister alexia. Dr deluca shakes their hands and says nice to meet you both.

After the introductions she says that she looked in her files and sees that Claudia is a egg donor. Okay so since Claudia is a egg donor she only donated one egg so we will be using that to make the sperm and then while that is happening she gets me set up for the treatments. Once that's done she injects me with a needle in my stomach with the sperm and then says that if it works you'd be pregnant in 2 to three days or even sooner depending on how your body reacts to it.

You say that sounds perfect. Once she finishes with the needle she smiles at me and tells us all of the things to look out for. Claudia and I both say perfect and do we need to come back here for the ultrasound. She giggles and says no I know where your apartment is and I know you would rather have a home birth so I'll be there every step of the way.

You say perfect and She smiles and cleans up my tummy alright your free to go it's on the house so don't worry about it okay. Okay and I look at Claudia and say lets go home I'm exhausted and Claudia and Alexia and I all walk out to the car to head home. Once we get home I instantly fall asleep and then the next day I wake up and I run to the bathroom to throw up. Claudia then asks if you took a pregnancy test yet to see if it took. I grab one from the bathroom after I finish throwing up and then I take it and set a timer. Once the timer goes off Claudia takes a look at it and gasps. What baby? What is it I look at her nervously.she says It's positive we're pregnant. It worked. I jump up and down happily I'm so excited then I brush my teeth.

Okay baby that's understandable go get ready for training okay and I'll make lunch and another batch of the snacks. Okay baby and are you driving me to training today.Yeah of course apparently Jonathan said now that I'm a wag I can watch you guys train so mama and I are coming. Okay and maybe we can tell Alexia that it worked since she is the only besides my family that knows that we had the ivf appointment last night. Ok baby sounds good I'm going to go make the food I give her kisses and walk towards the kitchen making her lunch and mine and mama's lunch. Once that's done I clean up and then change and then wait for Claudia.

Claudia walks in and asks did you make Alexia's lunch too and how is the  nugget doing right now. Yes I did. I made it before we left last night my love and I say they are good. I'm  just ready to see my mama and sister. I called my boss today about it and he is letting me work from home now.

#woso imagine #woso x reader #sandra panos/reader #claudia pina x reader

[gaycaffeinebee]

ok first I just read your author description and I think im in love. could you write a tiny prompt about a chaotic fire sign who likes cooking and a quiet but extremely smart water sign making dinner together? I was thinking friends to lovers but I've also never seen a platonic making dinner together scene. ill let you figure that out 😅

Aw thank you - I love you too my dear anon <3

I'm gonna try to write both just for the hell of it lol

Platonic version (80 words):

A- "DUDE!"

B- "What? It's a tomato. Tomatoes are squish-able,"

A- "THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NE-" *they take a deep breath* "B, sweetheart, tomatoes being squish-able does not mean you must squish them. Completely. To smithereens. On the bare ass goddamn counter,"

B- "The recipe says we need to mash them tho. Its like tomato soup,"

A- "It's marinara sauce, but close enough,"

B- "Why can't we just put canned tomato soup on spaghetti? Like it's all tomato. Just different fonts,"

Friends to lovers version (395 words):

A- *walking in through the front door on the phone, holding groceries* "Yeah well that project can wait 'till tomorrow, Kevin. I don't have the mental energy to handle your attitude right now. Goodnight,"

*A hangs up*

B- "Well that conversation sounded exciting,"

A- "Jesus fucking Christ, B. What are you doing in my apartment?"

*B peaks around the corner from the kitchen to see A*

B- "Well aren't you fancy-shmancy,"

A- "I was at work, B. This ain't fancy,"

B- "Oh but it is! See-"

A- "Is something burning? What are you making? B what the ever living fuck are you doing in my apartment?"

B- "I spilled some batter on the burner so it's making a smell. I know you were going to be alone tonight and tomorrow because of *insert important date here*. If you don't want me here, I will leave but let me finish the pancakes so you don't starve during your self-isolation,"

A- "B, you didn't need to do this. I didn't give you the spare key so you can break in and make me food,"

B- "Then why did you give me a key? I know for damn sure it wasn't for funnzies,"

A- "I wanted to give you a safe space that wasn't your house so you can come and take a breath, or a nap, or stay the night. If you want pancakes I can make the rest so you can eat,"

B- "Stop making this about me. I'm making you food so I can leave you alone for a few days and know you won't be dead when I come back,"

*Slight pause as A climbs up onto the counter, not making eye contact with B who's now flipping more pancakes*

A- "What if I don't want you to leave?"

B- "Then I will stay. I know where all the extra sheets and blankets are so don't worry-"

A- "B, you don't need to sleep on the couch, if you don't want to,"

B- "No no. The couch and the floor are both very comfortable. I am perfectly fi-"

A- "Hey, ADHD brain? Can you turn around and look at me? You're missing the point,"

B- "I'm gonna burn the pancakes, A! I can't look away,"

*A jumps off the counter, walks up to B, and turns them around manually*

A- "Can I kiss you?"

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Coming home to you!

I wrote this for you after seeing your post on wanting Jade to come home. I dunno if you got him or not but here we go! Also, I saw on your blog that she/her so I made the reader female. I apologize if I got it wrong. Please do know that I wrote this in the feel of the moment and I’m sorry if this doesn’t seem accurate to Jade’s character.

This one is for @clovcly​

Warnings: None just some pure fluff

Part 1

Your POV:

After finishing up your daily schedules you’re waiting for Jade’s return from home. Although you live together Jade has been more busy than normal at work. You’re typically asleep when he comes back and when you leave, he’s either asleep or gone already. Things were about to change though, earlier today you received a text from Jade saying that he’ll come back on time today. Excited to finally see your lover, you decided to prepare both his and your favorite meals to eat tonight. It took some battles in the kitchen as it’s normally Jade who cooks, but you’re happy with the outcome.

You had just finished making dinner when you heard the front door swing open.

Jade’s POV:

At work, his inner thoughts.

I haven’t seen her for a couple of days. I love my work, but I want to see more of her. The only time we get together is when I hold her in bed. It’s frustrating. We’re close but we’re not at the same time. Today should mark the end of all that pent up frustration though. Afterall, the current project I had been working on just wrapped up today.

I should let her know that I can finally come home on time today. With a small smile on his face the eel sends his warning.

“I’ll be back home at my normal time today”

*ding*

“Okay, I’ll be waiting for you!”

The small smile on Jade’s face slowly formed into a bigger grin at the thought of you waiting for him at home.

Jade: Now then, I should get her a surprise on my home today.

Floyd: He’s at it again.

Azul: Let him be, you know how he gets when it comes to her.

Part 2

Attention, there has been a wild eel spotted looking at none other than a moray eel plush. Along with an octopus looking at pots.

Jade’s POV:

Jade: Hmm, should I pick the moray eel for her or the crab plush?

Floyd: Didn’t you already buy her both? How about buying this instead?

Jade: You’re right that suits her much more~

Floyd: Should we get this for Azul as well~

Azul: Count me out of your random purchases.

At the front door:

Jade’s inner thoughts: Shall I try something new and enter through the window instead of the front door. I could make it seem like I’m opening the door with magic then fly in through the window. That would get her attention for sure. Oh, but she’s probably waiting near the door to greet me. I guess that plan would have to wait. Till next time.

Your POV:

Since the door was opening you ran to see your lover after his long day at work. There you greeted him with a warmhearted smile.

You: Welcome back!

Jade: *hugging you* I’m back. Hmm I can smell dinner already. Did you make dinner all by yourself?

You: Nope. Our neighbors came in for a quick visit then they ate all of the food. Grim claimed that he thought it was for him. The food on the table are the ones I forced them to help me make.

Jade: So, Ace, Deuce, Grim, and Yuu all ate the food you made for us?

You: *you smiling without a care in the world cause your man was back home* Yes.

Jade: Well, now I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

You: Ye- wait what! Don’t those poor unfortunate souls are the ones who helped make you dinner in the first place.

Jade: They’re also the ones who ate it all, were they not?

Knowing hell was about to break out you came up with some excuse to save those neighbors of yours. Especially since you know what he’s capable of. Pushing Jade over to the table you finally eat and enjoy a nice conversation. Or so you think.

Jade’s POV:

Honestly I don’t really know what I’m tasting. She’s just too cute. Look at her eating her food like she’s been starved for days. Oh that’s right, the present. I need to make sure I give it to her. I almost forgot about it because of her cuteness.

You: Jade, is there something on my face you keep staring at me.

Jade: No there’s nothing on your face. I’m just staring.

You: *sweating bullets* Are you sure? The face you’re making at me says something else.

Jade: Oh my, you don’t seem to trust your lover. How disappointing.

Fast forward dinner

Your POV:

You and Jade had been cleaning up the dishes when you noticed him disappear. You didn’t think much of it and decided to finish up the rest since there wasn’t much left. Little did you know your lover had quite the surprise for you.

Part 3

Your POV:

Twisting the door to your bedroom open, Jade greeted you in an eel onesie.

This is his pose: 

Baaam! Closing the door one more time because you could hardly believe your eyes. There he was in the middle of bed, in an eel onesie while posing like that one guy. This meant trouble. Taking a deep breath to prepare for what was to come, slowly you open the door once more.

Jade: Come closer~

You were scared of what was to become of the situation. This wasn’t what you had in mind for the events after dinner. Even so, this was the man you feel in love with. You loved his weirdly refreshing actions that caught you off guard. Which is why you didn’t hesitate and jumped into bed.

You: So what are we going to do next?

Jade: Change into this!

After you changed

You: I thought we were going to be matching in eel onesies, but why is it that I’m an anemone?

Jade: Actually, Floyd suggested I get matching ones too. Yet, I knew you would look cuter as an anemone.

Jade was smiling like a fool in pure bliss, there was no way for you to tell him the truth. To be honest, the reason you didn’t want to wear this was because Ace and Deuce both have matching ones. You gave it to them earlier today when they visited. For now, you decided to leave him in the dark before the moment broke.

You: Well, I guess it’s time to go into dreamland now.

Jade: How mean, I was hoping I could have some more fun looking at you like this.

Laying down in bed Jade gave you one more kiss for the night and hugged you tight. Although the two of you slept in the same bed each night you felt closer to him than the other nights. Wrapping your arms around Jade you fell asleep peacefully after wishing him a good night.

Meanwhile next door to the lovely couple: 

Ace: Ariel, listen to me the human world, it's a mess~

Deuce: Life under the sea Is better than anything they got up there

Yuu: The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake, you dream about going up there but that is a big mistake

Grim: Under the sea!!!! Under the sea~

Ace: Wait! Grim, that's not the lyrics!

Grim: Well that’s the only lyrics I know!

Deuce: But the lyrics are in front of you!

Yuu: *takes photos of the mess* I should send this to the neighbors~

#twst #twisted wonderland #hope that was okay #jade leech #floyd leech #azul ashengrotto #singing #under the sea #coming home #halloween #gacha #octavinelle #this was quite long #deuce #ace #grim #yuu

[kleoyeager78]

Fashion designer | 2

I spent the whole night overthinking about my new life.

I don't even know when I fell asleep. All I know is that I awoke from the sound of knocking on my door which I assumed was Sasha.

I stretched my legs and arms then made my way to open the door.

Like I thought, it was Sasha. “Good morning,” she said.

“Good morning” I gave her a light smile.

“How did you sleep?” She asked.

“My sleep was great!”

“Really? I’m surprised you got any with the neighbors arguing.”

“Oh they were?” I was confused because I didn't hear anyone last night. But maybe I was too stuck in my head to notice.

“Yeah they still are. Apparently Mr. Robinson's wife came home to him cheating again and everyone has to hear about it.”

“Again?” I was kinda shocked but really just trying to be nosy.

“Yeah he cheats on her like everyday but she catches him like once a month or so.” Sasha shrugged uncaringly.

I started feeling kinda bad for the woman.

Sasha noticed my sympathetic expression and decided to continue. “When I first moved in and saw it I told her but she basically told me in the rudest way possible that it wasn’t my concern. So I just figured it’s best to mind my business.” Sasha cleared her throat a little. “But that doesn’t stop me from watching the fights,” she said with a smirk.

“Wait watching?”

“Yeah girl we got front row seats” She took my hand and led me to the kitchen.

When we arrived at the window, she pulled back the blind and whispered, "Pretend you're doing the dishes." I obviously followed her instructions, and as she had informed me, the argument was still going on, and I was able to see it in clear view.

Chairs were being thrown, and because the walls were so thin, I could hear names being called, and they were not pleasant.

The woman the husband was having an affair with was trying to gather her belongings. Her legs were shaking like crazy and she looked like she was about to shit herself.

The husband looked pretty used to this type of scene which made me question how many times this has actually happened.

Since our kitchen window wasn’t that big me and Sasha both had our faces squeezed next to each other which was pretty uncomfortable but I didn’t even care I was too invested.

I let out a little gasp as the woman approached the mistress of the husband and started beating her. She was really throwing punches one after the other until the husband decided to intervene and stop her, at which point he also took a few blows, but he and his mistress eventually made their way to the door with the wife chasing them and fled the apartment.

The wife turned around in our direction which made Sasha close the window and sigh. “he’ll be back tomorrow” she said

“Damn” was all I could think to say.

“You think that’s bad just wait till you have to hear them having make up sex” she groaned while I made a disgusted face.

“Anyways” Sasha suddenly said after everything went quiet. “I was going to ask you if you wanted to come shopping with me and some friends?” She gave me puppy dog eyes since she expected it to be hard to convince me to go.

But I needed a fan so I was more than willing to go shopping. “Sure!”

“Really?” She was shocked I actually agreed.

“Yeah just let me get ready.”

She shook her head and I headed to my room.

After I got done I came back to the kitchen and noticed that Sasha had made me breakfast.

I gave her a thank you and began eating my food.

Let me say the food was amazing! Sasha was by far one of the best cooks I had ever met. “Wow Sasha this is amazing” I praised making the girl blush.

“Thank you.” She said trying to hide her blush with her hand. “We should go now before the mall gets too packed and we can’t find what we need”

I nodded and we made our way out the door.

-

“If I’m being honest I didn’t expect you to say yes” Sasha said as we made our way down the sidewalk.

Sasha had suggested we just walk to the mall because it would only take a short time so we were currently doing so.

“Really! Why?” I said, it hurt a little if I’m being honest.

“I don’t know you just seem like the type to like being alone” She said with a faint smile letting me know she didn’t mean any harm.

“Well I am but a little fresh air is good sometimes. And plus I need a fan.”

“Oh” Sasha said, dragging out her sentence and then looked over at me. She snapped her fingers and made air guns at me. “Gotcha.” She said,

I laughed at her funny gesture. Sasha had a lot of them so it was hard not to laugh.

The next thing I know Sasha wrapped her arm around my neck and we were in front of two huge doors. “Well we’re here so let’s go find you that fan!” She said,

“Wait, what about your friends?” I asked.

“What about them?”

“Aren’t they waiting for you?”

"Yeah but the store that keeps all the fans gets crowded very easily so best to go now. We don't have time to go looking for those idiots." She said dragging me along.

When we arrived at the store with the fans, Sasha directed me to the one she called "the best," so I purchased it.

We were able to receive a discount because Sasha apparently knew the cashier, but it was obviously an extremely awkward interaction.

“Hey I didn’t know you worked here!” Sasha said to the cashier.

“That’s surprising given you always come in here for discounts” The woman said looking aggravated.

Sasha just awkwardly chuckled. “Oh it probably just slipped my mind”

The woman basically growled at Sasha. “What do you want?”

“Hey Annie no need to get all aggressive I was just seeing do you guys offer-“ the lady cut Sasha off.

“Discounts. You want to see if we offer discounts like you said the other fifthteen times you came in here” the lady rolled her eyes.

Sasha let out another awkward chuckle but it only aggravated the lady. She snatched the fan out of Sasha’s hand. “Will this be all?” The lady asked, obviously annoyed.

“Yes it will” Sasha gave the woman a smile.

“Your total is 25.66” the lady said and I reached for my card but Sasha stopped me from moving my hand.

“You can pay for it with my credits” Sasha told the woman making her look like she was going to explode.

Sasha grabbed my arm and walked out the store laughing leaving the woman mumbling profanities to herself.

“You guys have drama or something?” I asked confused about the whole encounter.

“No, that's just Annie. She’s a friend from school and I like pissing her off.” Sasha said laughing to herself. “It’s the best part of my day really so I do it a lot.”

I nodded my head in understanding and I noticed Sasha was leading me to the food court. “Get ready to meet the most annoying people in your life,”

I noticed she was walking towards a table with two men. One of them had a buzz-cut. The other man had a mullet and looked extremely irritated with the buzzcut man seated next to him.

I figured these must have been her friends.

We made our way towards them but they didn’t notice because they were fighting.

“Settle down boys, the queen is back” Sasha said Putting her arm around their necks.

The one with the mullet was the first to speak. “Oh please Sas-“ he was about to say and then his eyes landed on me “I didn’t know you brought your friend with you” He looked at me flirtatiously and all I could do was give him a faint smile.

“Really? I told you like 30 minutes ago” Sasha said.

“Hm, it must have slipped my mind.” He replied.

Sasha smacked the both of them on the head. “Maybe now you’ll remember” she sent both of them a smile.

“Hey why did you hit me?” The short haired one whined.

“Because I know what you were going to say.” Sasha stated.

“Oh yeah? And what’s that?”

“You were going to flirt with y/n right after Jean embarrassed himself” she confirmed.

The boy with the buzzcut put his hand to his chest looking offended. “Sasha I didn’t know you thought that low of me. Unlike Jean I know how to treat a woman” he looked up at me with a smirk which earned another hit from Sasha.

“Why would you hit me again if you already hit me in advance?” he groaned, holding his head in the back.

“I just wanted to hit you,” Sasha shrugged.

“That’s not fair”

“Well it’s not fair you have such a hitable head”

They began to bicker like little kids which made me laugh. I could tell they were really close just by this encounter.

“Sorry about them” The guy with the mullet spoke. “They’re always like this”

I turned to look at him and his face made me want to laugh. He looked like a stressed father.

“Don’t worry about it, I think it’s funny” I chuckled.

He smiled at me and began to speak, “so your names y/n right?”

“Wait, I thought you didn’t know me” I said, giving him a sarcastic smirk.

“Well I mean I-“ The man was about to make an excuse for himself but he was met by a punch to the face. “Hey”

The punch had come from Sasha and looked like it was meant for the buzzcut boy but he had dodged it.

The man with the mullet appeared to be quite irritated, like he had had enough, and he transitioned from being a stressed-out father to one who appeared to be preparing to scold his children.

Sasha and the buzzcut boy, on the other hand, only laughed. They couldn't take him seriously, which irritated him even more.

I couldn't help but laugh at the scene in front of me. The pair who were fighting earlier were both dying of laughter as the mullet guy tried to scold them but his words did not seem to reach them.

This went on for a few minutes. Me giggling and them fighting.

It stopped when the man with the mullet was finally able to calm the pair down.

“Sorry about that” He turned to me.

“It’s alright” I said, sending him a light smile.

“Anyways y/n these are my friends Jean” Sasha said, slapping the man with a mullet on the shoulder. “And Connie” She then slapped the man with a buzzcut on the head again.

"Hey," said Connie. It sounded like the two were about to have another argument.

And it seemed Jean caught on because he was quick to suck his teeth in. “Are you guys ready to get some food?” He said

Just then the pair looked at him like they had found treasure. “YES” they shouted in unison.

“Okay, okay keep it down we’re already getting stares from the scene you two caused earlier. Let’s go”

-

We were now all sitting in me and Sasha’s apartment.

After we got done eating Connie was dying to show us a movie that he had watched recently and thought was good, and since we lived the closest and Sasha wasn’t willing to walk all the way to his apartment to see it, we decided it was best to just watch it at our place.

“So badly, what's this movie you want us to watch?” Sasha said sitting on the couch.

“Well it’s called cruella” He said sitting on the couch next to Sasha searching for the movie.

“Isn’t that the lady who was killing dogs for a coat?” I asked standing next to Sasha bending over the couch to see the tv.

“Yes but it’s kinda like her background story. It’s really good y/n I think you’ll like it.”

“Me? Why me?”

“You’ll see, just watch” Connie said looking extremely excited while Sasha was giving him a side eye for whoever knows the reason.

I made my way over to the couch and sat next to Connie. “Jean hurry up with the popcorn” he shouted.

After another minute Jean came from the kitchen with the popcorn and sat next to me. Connie started the movie and we all got comfy.

-

When the movie was over I was mesmerized. Great was an understatement for this movie. It was truly brilliant.

I loved everything about it. “Connie, this was so good,” I said, yawning. Although the movie was good my bones had gone numb sitting on the couch for so long.

“Yeah it actually wasn’t bad” Jean said from beside me.

When I looked at Connie I couldn’t help but see how Sasha was staring at him out of the corner of my eye.

Connie, did you go out of your way to find a movie that y/n would enjoy based on what I told you about her just so you could one-up Jean?

“How the fuck did you-“ Connie looked in complete shock his friend has scouted him out.

“Fashion designing? Really Connie? You don’t even know what a sewing machine is, So why the hell would you watch a movie about it?”

“Ugh fine you got me. So I guess there’s only one more question to ask” Connie put his head down and then slowly looked up at me with one eyebrow arched, “you do like me better than Jean don’t you?”

“CONNIE SPRINGER” Sasha yelled making the boy get up and run and she chased after him. Leaving me there laughing my ass off and Jean just sitting next to me unbothered.

“Where did you get them from?” I said in between laughs.

“I have no idea,” Jean said, crunching on leftover popcorn.

Just then my phone started to ring.

“I’ll be right back I’m going to take this” I said getting up and going to the bathroom.

I thought it would be my parents since they are the only people with my number really but when I looked it was an unknown number.

“Who the hell is this?”

When I looked at the location I noticed it said Paradis which could only mean two things. This was either a scam or,

I quickly answered the phone.

“Hello”

“Hi, is this Y/n, L/n?”

“Yes it is” I said, almost shaking.

“I’m calling from Design Den ( I’m sorry I couldn’t think of a name) . I really liked some of your designs and I’m wondering if you could come in tomorrow morning for an interview?”

“Yes,” I blurted. This was my dream place to work. I couldn't believe they had reached out to me.

“Great!” See you tomorrow then”

“Yes I will be seeing you tomorrow bye” I hung up and then decided to silently scream.

I walked out of the bathroom beaming. Connie and Sasha were out of breath and on the verge of passing out on the floor, so Jean was the only one who noticed me.

“What’s got you all smiley” He asked.

“I just got a phone call from Design den and they want me to do an interview”

“Oh my gosh y/n that’s amazing!”

“I know right” I couldn’t help but smile so big.I probably looked like a freak but I didn’t care I was so happy.

“You should probably get ready for bed you’ve got a big day tomorrow”

“You’re right it’s getting late and I need a lot of sleep to survive tomorrow.” With that I headed to the bathroom.

“Goodluck!” Jean shouted.

“I’m gonna need it.” I shouted back. When I made it to the bathroom I remembered something. “Oh Jean”

“Yeah?”

“I like Connie better” with that I closed the bathroom door laughing and headed towards the shower.

In truth I didn’t know if my statement was true. I barely knew these people. But so far they were awesome.

A/n - Hi

#aot fanfiction #aot x reader #aot x y/n #attack on titan #attack on titan fic #armin arlert #annie leonhart #eren jaeger #eren x reader #jean kristen #sasha braus #connie springer

[ashboy-3]

What is it Like in your Shoes?

Written for DabiHawksweek 2023 Day 4 Prompt: BodySwap Fandom: MHA/BNHA Characters: Hawks (Keigo Takami), Dabi (Touya Todoroki), Aizawa Shota, Minor OC, Endeavor to push the plot along Words: 3691 Warnings: Mentions of Dabi's chronic pain that he should have and Aizawa being done with everybody Summary: Hawks and Dabi were happy to just eat dinner and hang out at their apartment, but a quirk mishap makes their day so much worse and why does Dabi have to go out and be a hero!?

“Hey pretty bird,” Dabi greeted the number two hero in the muddy ally.

“Hey, hot stuff, waiting long?” Hawks asked with a smirk.

“Please I’m used to you being late,” Dabi scoffed, but it only made Hawks laugh more.

“So we going to hang out here all night. Backway alleys aren’t exactly good for my image,” Hwask tilted his head.

“To good for the dirt of the city?” Dabi asked but grabbed the hero’s arm nonetheless.

“Hell yeah, I’m too good for the dirt of the city!” Hawks put a hand over his head mocking being offended, getting pushed by Dabi into a wall.

“If your to good for the dirt then why spend your time with me?”

“You’re not the dirt of the city Dabi,” Hawks rolled his eyes, use to the fire user blowing off his attempts at compliments.

“Yeah yeah,” Dabi waved him off as they continued to sneak through the night till they made it to Hawk’s apartment.

“Ready to fly up?” Hawks asked, grabbing Dabi around the waist to lift him.

“As I’ll ever be. You drop me and I’m roasting your ass,” Dabi glared but let himself be picked up and flew to the penthouse.

“Finally free!” Dabi ripped the medical mask off of his face.

“I’ll be right back. I’m going to pick up dinner,” Hawks told him as he flew right back out of the apartment.

“Dumb bird needs to eat better,” Dabi grumbled as he sat on the couch putting on some random movie.

Meanwhile, Hawks was able to make it all the way to KFC without incident, a place that he knows Dabi will yell at him about later but he has no food and he agreed to go food shopping once a week. That day is tomorrow not today and even if it was the fire user never gave him a list so fried chicken it is.

The actual problem arises as he was ordering. Hawks was happy to sit in the dining room and wait for his food to be ready, use to the attention that comes with being a top hero.

“Your Hawks,” a kid said, looked to be younger than his favorite and only intern.

“Yep! Number two hero and everything,” Hawks smirked. “Do you want an autograph or a picture?” Hawks asked.

“Wow fame has gone to your head,” the kid glared as alarm bells started to ring in Hawk’s head, but he tried to ignore them. This was just a kid.

The lady at the counter called his name and as he was about to get up and get it the kid stopped him. “Let me! I need to get paper for an autograph anyway,” the kid smiled.

Hawks couldn’t say no without sounding like a dick in public so he just smiled at let the kid go, texting Dabi that he would be home soon with dinner.

“Who am I making it out to?” Hawks asked as he got out a pen.

“Thomas Himura,” Hawks wrote the name flawlessly.

“That’s a strange name,” Hawks commented, curiosity getting the better of him.

“My dad’s Japanese but my mom is from America. Couldn’t decide on a nation so I got the lucky mix,” the kid shrugged as he passed the bag of food to Hawks. “Thanks so much for the autograph number two!” Thomas waved as he flew back home.

“Took you long enough,” Dabi grumbled from the couch.

“Got stopped by a fan,” Hawks shrugged, but put the chicken and sides on two plates, passing one to the fire user.

“You’re going shopping tomorrow. This is sad,” Dabi ordered, but still ate the food.

“Write me about what you want to get. You know I can’t cook,” Hawks shrugged, as he finished his food and the two cuddled on the couch for the rest of the movie before washing the dishes and heading to the bedroom to get some well-rested sleep.

Dabi woke up the next morning with a heavy weight on his back and a distinct lack of chronic pain in his body. Feeling tired and still out of it he made his way to the kitchen, hissing in pain when he felt something hit the weight on his back.

“Too early for this shit,” Dabi grumbled as he started the coffee maker, getting the sugar and creamer out. How Hawks can drink this shit black still amazes him. Grabbing the two fixed drinks he took a sip of his and noticed one that it was way too sweet for his liking which is strange cause he makes it the same way every time. The second thing he noticed was looking down, now fully awake, his arm had no scars, no staples, and no dark purple. It was clean and perfect. Paying attention now he put Hawks’s drink down and put his now free hand to his face. He didn’t feel any staples pulling at his skin. His skin felt way too soft and his eyes which held no staples felt sharper. Looking in the mirror closest mirror he could find he looked and instead of his reflection, he saw the birdbrain himself.

“WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!” Dabi screamed, dropping his coffee on the floor, and making Hawks run in.

“Who the fuck are you!” Hawks asked pointing at the person standing in the living room who looked exactly like him, confusion forming on his face when a feather didn’t come to his hand when summoned.

“Shit!” Hawks yelled as he dropped his arm from pain, looking down he saw the vast purple scars that he came to fall in love with. Touching his face he felt the staple. Felt them as they connected his skin and induced pain with each movement. 

“Hey, Hawks. You good?” Dabi asked in his body and ‘oh my gosh Dabi is in my body!’

“Fine! I am the furthest thing from fine! How the fuck did we swap bodies!” Hawks was freaking out trying to move his arms and talked but was reminded of the pain. “How the fuck do you function with this much fucking pain!” Hawks gasped and he could see the frown forming on his face.

“I’m used to it. How do you handle this huge ass weight on your back?” Dabi grumbled, slouching.

“Don’t slouch. You’ll ruin my posture!” Hawks yelled, making Dabi roll his eyes.

“I think that you’re posture is the least of your worries.”

“You don’t understand. I have to go to work today. You have to go to work today,” Hawks pointed as Dabi’s eyes widened.

“Hell no! I can’t go to work as a hero!” Dabi protested.

“You don’t have a choice. I will go through hell if I miss work. So listen carefully. You have a morning team-up with Endeavor and I don’t want to hear it. Kill him in your own time, but not in my body,” Hawks glared at the fire user.

“I am not working with that asshole,” Dabi growled.

“You want to kill Endeavor well I worked too hard to get this close to him for you to fuck up my image. When you get your body back you can kill him all you want, but while in my body you will not lay a hand on him,” Hawks glared.

“Fine I won’t lay a hand on him,” Dabi grumbled knowing that if he truly angers the number two hero he could lose a good deal the two have going on.

“Good. Second, we have to find the kid that did this to us. I think I know who but we’re going to need Aizawa’s help. I need you to go to UA during your lunch break. Make it like you visiting Tokyami. I can be on call telling you what to say during the entire day if need be. Say his then get Aizawa alone and explain the situation. We will try to keep you being you a secret for as long as possible,” Hawks explained.

“This is never going to work. I don’t have control over your quirk as you do. I won’t be able to do this at all,” Dabi started to freak out.

“You will. I have trained my quirk well. They work kinda like an actual bird. Treat your wings like a second limb. If you jump out of a window and need to fly they will. Trust me,” Hawks smiled at him.

“Do not bring that shit in here. I am not jumping out of this window!”

“If you don’t I will push you,” Hawks glared and Dabi can admit, being on the other side of his glare he can understand why people do what he says.

“What are you going to do while I’m out playing the hero?” Dabi accused, turning on the scared man. 

“I can’t go anywhere and it is still my apartment so I’m just going to stay here. Enjoy my time off while I direct you and make sure you don’t ruin my reputation or get me in jail,” Hawks glared, not leaving any room for argument.

“Fine,” Dabi grumbled finally walking towards the window before immediately turning around. “Nope, I can’t do this.”

“Yes you can,” Hawks stopped him easily, slowly pushing him towards the edge.

“Hawks. Babe. Birdie can we talk about this?” Dabi asked, slowly walking backward.

“Their nothing to talk about. Now fly,” Hawks gave him a small kiss on the lips before pushing him over the balcony.

“Fuck you!” Dabi yelled as the wings stopped his fall, deciding not to stay he grumbled and started to fly towards his boyfriend’s agency.

His phone rang just as he landed. Dabi was confused for a second before he remembered. He had the bird’s jacket because he is the bird. This day is going to last forever,” Dabi groaned as he walked into the office, ignoring the call.

‘Deep breaths. You belong here,’ Dabi thought to himself as the sidekicks and other workers waved at him as he passed.

“There you are!” A high-pitched voice stopped him as he was walking, but that didn’t stop the person from grabbing his arm and dragging him to what he hopes is the bird’s office.

“You’re late! Not that I don’t appreciate you finally acting like every other person in the workforce but just because you sign my paychecks doesn’t mean you can’t call ahead like everyone else! Lucky for you that I work for you and I’m damn good at my job. I already warned the Endeavor agency to push the morning patrol to mid-morning. I got the message to clear your lunch which means your modeling gig was pushed to tomorrow but this is the second time I pushed it back so you have to be there. You have a lone patrol tonight, but Best Jeanist has been calling you again. Want me to redirect his calls again?” the woman who must be Hawks’s secretary asked.

“Actually can you give me five seconds?” Dabi asked as he pulled out the phone that hadn’t stopped ringing, they’d just been actively avoiding it.

“I’ll give you two minutes. You know how I feel about personal calls. Honestly, this place would burn to the ground without me here,” she rolled her eyes as she walked outside the office and closed the doors.

“Thank God you finally picked up,” his own voice came over the phone.

“I don’t have a lot of time. You’re secretary lady only gave me like two minutes. She’s scary,” Dabi told him as Hawks laughed.

“Yeah, but she keeps the agency up and running when I can’t. Now listen in my top drawer there’s a set of headphones, not the ones that I wear for flying but a smaller pair. Put one of those in your ear and make sure you can still hear what’s going on around you. I’ll talk you through the day,” Hawks informed him as Dabi did as he was told and found the headphones, putting one in his ear.

“Alright let’s get this day officially started. Make your way to the front desk and grab the papers that I know you didn’t grab,” Hawks's voice came in through his ear.

“Ah, you’re finally done. Are you okay with the schedule change?” she questioned.

“Say yes and thank her. Her name is Sakura.”

“Thank Sakura and yeah the schedule works great,” Dabi assured her as she smiled and walked away. Dabi was amazed at how easy it is to smile in Hawks’body.

“Ah, Hawks there you are. Here are the papers,” the guy at the front desk handed them to Hawks.

“Bring them back to my office and just leave them. I’ll have to do some extra papers tomorrow or whenever we get this fixed, I don’t think you can pull off my signature,” Hawks laughed as Dabi had to stop from rolling his eyes.

“Alright now make your way to the center. That’s where you’re meeting number one.”

“I don’t want to be in the same room as him unless I’m killing him,” Dabi grumbled.

“As long as you’re in my body-”

“I know I’ll behave,” Dabi groaned.

“You’re late Hawks,” Endeavor groaned.

“Relax big man! I’m here aren’t I,” Hawks said with a smile as Dabi repeated it.

“Whatever let’s go,” the taller male started to walk away, leaving Dabi to follow.

“I saw that Shoto is going to be interning at your agency,” Hawks commented and his brother was the last thing that Dabi wanted to talk about.

“How’s Shoto?” Dabi chooses to ask instead.

“My family is none of your business,” Endeavor grunted.

“Don’t lose your cool,” Hawks voice came into his ear, but Dabi didn’t feel like listening.

“Sorry for trying to give a fuck. What else are we supposed to do while on patrol?” Dabi asked and he could hear the head slap through the headphones.

“You have the nerve to talk to me like that!” the fire user roared, turning on his heel to face Dabi.

“Oh, I have the nerve! You have no right to treat me like I’m below you,” Dabi countered as an audience started to form around them.

“Are they fighting?”

“I mean it is Endeavor”

“What did he do to Hawks?”

“Dabi you really fucked this up,” Hawks groaned.

“Hey leave Hawks alone!” a bystander started to yell.

“Yeah stop being a jerk!” 

“Oh no! Dabi you got to start riot control! Try to calm them down and assure them that nothing is wrong and everything is okay,” Hawks directed.

“Fuck that shit. I’m walking away,” Dabi whispered back as the crowd parted ways for him., making his way to UA, and hanging up on the bird.

“Hawks, what are you doing here?” Aizawa asked as the number two hero walked into the gym.

“Oh you know just wanting to visit my favorite intern,” Dabi said, but how Eraser’s eyes narrowed at him.

“Cut the shit. I don’t have enough brain cells to deal with shit for the rest of the day,” Aizawa said as he took a drink out of a water bottle that Dabi was sure did not contain water.

“It’s more of a private situation. Just come over to Haw- my apartment when you have time,” Dabi asked.

“Class All Might and Present Mic are taking over I’ve got some business to take care of,” Aizawa yelled as he walked outside the gym.

“Are you coming?” the black-haired man asked.

“Right coming,” Dabi started to walk next to him.

“I’m not flying,” Eraser glared as he jumped up on a rough top, using his cloth.

“Fine by me,” Dabi rolled his eyes as he followed from the ground the two eventually made it to the apartment.

“Alright, what’s the problem?” Aizawa asked.

“We got to get inside first,” Dabi said, voice laced in sarcasm.

“Thank God you are here! I’ve been having an urge for a cigarette since you left. The news already knows about the morning patrol with Endeavor and the HPSC has been calling my personal nonstop,” Hawks complained, but was quickly stopped as Eraser activated his quirk and punched him in the face.

“Hawks, what is going on?” Aizawa asked, looking towards Dabi.

“Did you not tell him anything? You are such a dick!” Hawks yelled, trying to struggle out of the bonds. “Aizawa let me go! He’s Dabi I’m Hawks. I got hit by a quirk and I need your help!” 

“Do I want to know?” Aizawa asked.

“He’s telling the truth,” Dabi shrugged as realization hit him and he turned towards Hawks.

“You didn’t feed my body it’s morning or lunch cigarette!”

“I don’t smoke!” Hawks said, sarcasm in his voice.

“But I do and you’re in my body! You know I live off of cigarettes and alcohol!”

“Yet you yell at me to take care of my body,” Hawks rolled his eyes.

“My body is already fucked I can do whatever the hell I want to it! Last I checked you were supposed to be out saving lives!”

“Will you two shut the fuck up! I believe you. I’ll clear your schedule, Hawks. Do not leave this apartment and tell me what happened to make you both like this,” Aizawa used his dad voice on the two.

Dabi and Hawks exchanged a look with each other, fighting quietly before Hawks’s body turned and pouted as Dabi’s smiled wide. Aizawa was deeply unnerved by the body posture of both.

So with a smiling Dabi. Hawks explained what happened to them last night before they both went to bed.

“Ignoring the fact that you are harboring a villain and you are living with a hero,” I will go out and find this kid and let you know what I find. Behave,” Aizawa glared at the two before leaving.

“Could have gone better,” Hawks grumbled.

“Could have gone worse birdbrain,” Dabi rolled his eyes.

“Since you’re in my body would that make you birdbrain?” Hawks asked.

“Nope 'cause I’m still smarter,” Dabi smiled back.

“What do we do till he gets back,” Hawks asked out loud as he stretched on the couch.

“Movie and dinner?” Dabi offered.

“I’ll put in an order,” Hawks got off the couch.

“I’ll find a movie,” Dabi grabbed the remote.

It was forty-five minutes later that there was a knock on the door.

“Hawks Food,” Dabi pointed towards the door.

“I’m the one who looks like a villain you go get the door,” Hawks tried to push Dabi off the couch but forgot about all the muscle on his body.

“Will one of you open this fucking door!” Aizawa yelled from the other side, making both of them walk towards the door.

“Aizawa you got a kid with you,” Dabi observed as Aizawa was indeed holding a teen by his collar.

“Thomas remet the number two hero and fire villain Dabi. Dabi Hawks meet Thomas Himura,” Aizawa pushed the kid inside the apartment.

“Hey that’s the kid from last night,” Hawks observed.

“Yep and here’s your food. Be happy I stopped the delivery boy on his way up, now Thomas touch the damn food. I am too tired to deal with this shit,” the kid did as he was told.

“I only wanted to have a little fun,” Thomas mumbled.

“And I want to go one day without dealing with problem children, but we can’t always have what we want. Now fix the food.” the kid touched the bag of food as Aizawa placed it in front of them. “Now eat. I’ll explain. Kid, you’re free to go, but If I catch you doing something again I’ll put you in a cell for a week,” Aizawa pushed the kid outside the apartment.

“Am I going to jail after this?” Dabi asked as he ate the food.

“Are you going to kidnap another one of my kids?” Aizawa countered.

“Aaaww you call them your kids,” Hawks looked wide-eyed at the tired teacher.

“No Shiggs originally wanted that Todoroki kid and the fire guy, but I actually got him down to one,” Dabi told him.

“And I still have to make sure he’s in therapy!” Aizawa took a few deep breaths before continuing. “I’m not arresting you. If I run into you causing trouble then I’m carting your ass away. I was ready to arrest you when I first found out but was calmed down. The kid had a parent that was taken from him when Hawks did a drug bust a few months ago. His quirk works on food. He can make people switch bodies as long as they ingest the food that he touches. He wanted some revenge, but he already signed forms so he can’t talk about anything that happened today without consent from all three of us or he really will be in a cell. His guardian was there for him to sign the papers so don’t worry. When you wake up tomorrow you should be back to normal. Hawks if you are ever in trouble call me. I don’t care what time it is or what’s going on. I will answer and if I find out that Dabi has hurt you in any way I will kill him,” Aizawa assured as he walked out the door.

“Was he aware that I am still here?” Dabi asked as he finished eating the food.

“I think it was sweet. While I never want to experience this again it was nice to know what you have to go through every day. I had to take way more pain pills than necessary,” Hawks groaned as he picked up both plates to wash them.

“I guess your life as a hero isn’t as easy as I make fun of you for,” Dabi agreed.

“So you’re going to stop making fun of me!?” Hawks asked hopefully.

“Not a chance!” Dabi laughed as the two walked back towards the bedroom.

“Night Kei,” Dabi laid down in bed, turning off the lights.

“Night Tou,” Hawks pulled the covers over them.

Both were in pure bliss when they woke up the next morning to discover themselves in their original bodies.

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