#idk what I was thinking

[miingyur]

baby fever | bakugou headcanons

part 2 part 3

tags: suggestive themes, not proof read, heat in the moment writing, fem reader, mentions of pregnancy, established marriage, they’re pro heroes, crappy writing.

word count: 642

☆ bakugou katsuki. when people hear that name, they say he’s rough, brusque and edgy, a double sided sword. on the other hand, you find him sweet and loving, quite adorable even if he denies it.

☆ you often think a lot about how he would treat your kids in the near future and despite his tough exterior, he’s grown fond of kids.

☆ social media thinks that he's going to be the worst dad to exist if you have kids, you think they’re delusional.

☆ but the moment you realize you know he’s the one for your non-existent kids is when you’re both out on patrol and you find a lost kid. “leave him to me” katsuki grumbles. “go get yer injury healed”

☆ you do as told, conversing with one of the medics, and in the corner of your eye, you spot the child laughing with your husband.

☆ butterflies dance about in your stomach, fluttering vigorously. “he’s going to be a great dad, [hero name].“ the medic says. “I’ve seen the way he looks at you, almost like you held the earth up for him.”

☆ you softly thank her with a smile, beaming with rays of sunshine as you approach your boyfriend. secretly watching him play with the young boy.

☆ “I see you’re both having a great time” you say. katsuki whips his head in surprise, coughing into his fist as if to hide his blush. “has dynamight been nice to you, sweetie?”

☆ the kid jumps up and down in glee, bobbing his head. “mister dynamight is the best! he even gave me a lollipop! but mommy can’t know or she might get upset”

☆ he sheers away in embarrassment. “thought it might cheer him up or somet’ing” you press your lips against his cheek, praising him for his work when the kid pretends to gag. you both chuckle.

☆ “aoi!” a woman calls out and the boy goes running to his mother, “oh my god, I can’t thank you enough.” you smile at her and tell her it’s your job as heroes, waving back to aoi as they leave.

☆ “having a kid doesn’t sound so bad. I wouldn’t mind waking up to our baby in your arms. It’s adorable and sexy.”

☆ he pauses. freezing in place. did he hear you right? our baby. him being a dad? sexy? fuck. you were definitely going to be the death of him.

☆ “[hero name]!” he calls out. you wink at him, skipping off to the agency. “baby! you can’t just say that and leave me like this!” he groans. having a hard on in the middle of work was going to be difficult to explain.

☆ the next morning, you saw the media, snorting at the headline. PRO HERO DYNAMIGHT SEEN SMILING WITH A KID. COULD WE POSSIBLY BE SEEING POTENTIAL FATHER MATERIAL?

☆ you yelp in surprise, dropping your phone on the side of the bed at the sudden touch of your boyfriend. “c’mere” he rasps. “why the fuck are you up s’early? it’s only 8am, go back t’sleep”

☆ “wanted to check the time is all. do you need something?” you ask.

☆ he shakes his head and lays you atop of him, grinding against your ass as a grin paints his lips, canines showing. “only thing I need is to fill you up to the brim and pump you full of my cum.”

☆ “katsuki! It’s only 8am!” you repeat his words. they fall deaf on his ears.

☆ next thing you know, you’re holding a test in your hand, double lines are present as a smug katsuki smirks at you. what a little shit.

#leewrites ☪︎ #idk what I was thinking #brain go bye bye #bakugou headcanons #boku no hero imagines #bakugou brainrot #bakugou x fem!reader #bakugou x y/n #bakugou x you #anime fic #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #katsuki x reader #bakugou smut #katsuki headcanons

[duckytree]

i don’t watch mlp and i’ve never drawn ponies before, but i saw a cute edit and wanted to draw them as princesses

#mlp #my little pony #idk what i was thinking #it’s 4 am here #i realize now that i hate drawing animals #rarity #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #fluttershy #applejack #art #fanart #character design #duckytree

[phantomoftheorpheum]

"when you fall asleep, fall with me down into the deep"

#bellefoxedit #belle fox #theartfuldodgeredit #the artful dodger #lady belle fox #colors #mine #my edit #0/10 do not recommend trying to make this show blue #idk what i was thinking #if i do a fagin one the man is gonna have to be like yellow or something because this was a nightmare #the artful dodger spoilers

[nordsea-horizons]

da for my normcore island petrichor💛🪴

#okay so i toured my own island for this post lol #this is not gonna be a thing i do but! #i was doing my post with link to all my da’s #and i noticed that i never saved one for the final version of this island?? #bc this was originally a rainy day island! #but bc of the trend at the time i changed it to a normcore island midway #and yea i just wanted a post that matched that to exist on my blog #sorry for the random old island post😅💛 #i also turned it into a sunset island which is nice but i kinda wish i hadnt?! it should have been a day time island for sure #Idk what i was thinking #rant over #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #new horizons #acnh island #acnh exterior #acnh petrichor #petrichor island #acnh autumn #acnh fall #acnh normcore #acnh community

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #💀 cant say nothing bc i was a 5-in-1 shampoo guy for longer than i care to admit #also? EL DEBARGE?? in 2023? it's more likely than you think #edit: boo i translated this inaccurately. it's more like 'when you have no choice but to use his toiletries' #idk what i was thinking

[scatteredlight1]

Elrond and Elros

Random thought...

Elros is just a random human child that Elrond adopted as his brother. They were both just playing on the beach, and the Feanorians attack, so Elrond just goes 'welp you're now my brother, just run with it'. And with the help of his Maia witchery, Elrond makes himself look similar enough to Elros that they're basically twins. (He also connects them together with said Maia witchery, but that's accidental).

Elros is probably a distant cousin of Elrond's (but then again, who isn't??) but he's def not Elrond's brother. But he also doesn't want to be abandoned and left to die. So he goes with it. And the two of them grow at relatively similar rates (cause Elrond is half-Man), so no one questions it.

And then Eonwe conveniently gives Elros an out when he offers Elrond the Choice (which Elros never gets, but no one else knows that). And after Elros leaves for Numenor, Elrond slowly starts removing the Maia witchery thing, and then it's completely removed about 400 years later, and that's when Elros dies (cause he's no longer connected to Elrond, who was keeping him relatively immortal)

#silmarillion #tolkien #elrond peredhel #elrond #elros tar minyatur #elros #random thoughts #what if idea #idk what I was thinking

[eimikomii]

Tighnari : I hate you

Cyno: no you love me

Tighnari: you're right but right now I hate you

*Cyno gets punished in the bad corner for making a dad joke*

...

Kaveh: I hate you

Alhaitham: oh really ? I'm not surprised if you hate me you can just move out (knows Kaveh doesn't actually hate him)

Kaveh: I WILL !!!

*an hour being drunk later*

Kaveh: *crying* no I love you *sniff* I love you I love you

Alhaitham: ... *Satisfied*

#kaveh #genshin #alhaitham #haikaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #cyno #tighnari #kavetham #cynari #cynonari #shitpost #genshin impact #idk what i was thinking

[cyofii]

Imagine being taller than Furina and being forced to bend down to her level in order for her to pin you against the wall.

#— ( 💭 ⁞ drabbles ) #idk what i was thinking #furina #genshin impact #furina x you #furina x reader #furina x y/n #genshin impact x gender neutral reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x gn reader #genshin x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader

[aviolettrose]

So I once posted an idea about the Arkham Knight timeline, and I have another idea for it

(Triggerwarnings for mentioned SA, vomit and things you shouldn't do with it, and torture)

(It will get dark, I'm not going into detail but the stuff is still dark)

(please look out for your own safety and scroll further as soon as you get uncomfortable)

Bruce rescues Jason after locking the Joker up into Blackgate.

The Joker taunted that B's little bird doesn't scream like he used to, and Bruce just freezes and goes to Arkham where he finds Jason completely injured and unresponsive.

Bruce brings Jason to the Justice League Station (because he doesn't trust anyone else more with his son at the moment), and there he gets the needed medical attention.

Jason needs a wheelchair, he can't use his hands properly (he also has different kind of injuries), and he doesn't really talk to anyone (only to:

-Diana, because she was his childhood hero and she's the only thing that never changed in his entire life;

- Barbara, because it's his fault she is in a wheelchair she was the first person that he trusted when he moved into the manor (because she's a woman and he only trusted women back than due to trauma he got by men in Crime Alley) and it greated an special bond between them;

and

- Alfred because it's Alfred).

The younger members try to get him to talk but Jason looks at them empty as if he doesn't really believe that they're there with him and it freaks them out.

Jason can't really eat. After just eating either rotten food or living things (like mice), his gut can't keep normal food in (it's normal actually, when the gut gets only weird things or nothing, it needs time to accept normal food, that's why you have to eat light food at first like chicken, rice and so on).

Dick and his team (either the Titans or the young justice team, whoever you prefer, tbh) tried to eat with him once, but Jason threw up into the trashbin. He was only able to because Dick saw that something was wrong and caught on, on time, and held the bin.

(Jason had a panic attack afterward because he thought that they're going to force him to eat it, like they did)

Then Dinah tries a therapy session, but he just looks her deep in the eyes and says , "The last therapist I saw graped me. Are you going to grape me too?"

Dinah tries to gain his trust by saying stuff like, "I would never do something, you don't want to. If you want, I can talk to Diana and ask her if she can be with us as your support. Do you rather wanna talk to her instead of me? "

However Jason just replies,

"If I ask you to kill me and to finally release me from my pain, would you do it?"

And Dinah just excuses herself, and as she leaves the room, because tears threaten to come out of her eyes and she can't cry in front of a patient.

(She cries because Jason is a child, let's say about 14 or 15, he came to Arkham when he was 13, and he shouldn't ask people to k¡ll him)

(Jason also leaves the room after her because he knew that she was lying and wouldn't help him. No one wants to help him)

Clark once wanted to help him with his physiotherapy, and Jason just started to scream at him that he should leave, but Clark didn't leave, so Jason started to crush this man's mentality with question.

"Why won't you leave me alone?! Did you enjoy it so much to hear me suffer that you want an encore?"

"Did you like the way I threw the rotten food up? Or how they fed me with rats and cockroaches?"

"Did you enjoy it to hear me scream when he pulled out my nails?"

"Did you enjoy it to hear me getting waterboarded and electrocuted?"

"Did you enjoyed my screams when they graped me? I bet it get you off. Did you listened to me getting g@ng graped while you slept with your wife?"

And Clark Kent, Superman himself, started to cry, knelt down on his knees and started to apologize to Jason, (who sat in his wheelchair and just looked at him with so, so, so much hate) telling him that he hadn't heard him the whole time and that if he did he would have been the first person to show up to help.

But he wasn't the one who showed up and rescued him.

It was his dad

Bruce

Batman.

He doesn't know how to feel about Bruce. Yes, he rescued him, but he is also the reason he was there, but he replaced him after three months, as if he meant nothing.

Jason hates Tim.

He calls Tim pretender and taunts him every time he sees him.

"Do you really believe that you're soo much better than me?"

"It's just a question of time when he replaces you, like he did with Dickiebird and me."

"You're nothing special."

(In reality, he tries to get Tim to quit so he doesn't end up like Jason)

(And it hits Tim really hard because he admires Jason, and Tim tried to tell Jason that if he wants Robin back, he can, but Jason just scoffs because no one should be Robin. Robin died in Arkham, and that's it.)

(Here's a list of all the torture that happened, I got it sent by @caramel----comforter (<3), so please look take a look by both blogs if you've time)

#that is dark #idk where this came from #idk what i was thinking #i hope the Triggerwarnings were enough #jason todd #i really love jason todd #believe me please 🙏 #i just want him to traumatize the JL #idk #but fr what was Superman doing the whole time Jason got tortured 🤔 #dc universe #dick grayson #bruce wayne #justice league #dc titans #dcu #comics #comic #dc comics #arkham knight #arkhamverse #i still try to figure out how he could become the AK #anyways hope you have a nice day/night whatever #🫶 #should i tag it dead dove : do not eat? #tim drake #teen titans #young justice #dinah lance #clark kent

[gortass-romance-when]

durgetash after hours

#enver gortash #durgetash #idk what I was thinking #enjoy this shatty art of mine lol #inspired by that ship meme #my durge severin #oc severin #my art #durge #I'm not used to digital #a friend asked if she had sex while he was dead #or if he died after sex #🥲🙃🙃🤪

[noodlesketchbook]

[1:47 a.m]

Deku–no, Izuku, always had the prettiest green eyes. They’ve always been bright, brighter than any glint in the sky. Such pretty things should only reflect good things, not the anguish that pools in them as you stare at his grief-stricken gaze.

“You’ll- you’ll be fine! Stay with me, [Y/N]!” he chokes, a wavering crack following your name. He grips you closer to him, cradling your body close to his. Close to his chest, you hear each tumbling breath he takes as his heart speeds up by the second. The bullets dig deeper into you from the movement but you dare not tell him.

You lift your hand to his freckled cheek, your weapon now abandoned on the ground.

Soft, you muse once your fingers meet his face. You pull it upwards, doing your best to lift the frown off his downcast face.

You take a harrowing gulp of air, carefully choosing your next words, “Tell Eri that I-” a cough disrupts you, rattling your near-resting body, “-tell Eri that I love her.”

Izuku presses your hand against him, bringing it closer to his face as more tears fall from his face, “I will, I promise. I’ll tell Eri everything!”

A satisfied smile creeps on your face as you close your eyes, content with how things will end-

“THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?!” a brash yell booms behind you both, “And why the hell is the common room such a fucking mess?!”

Izuku practically shoves you off his lap, standing up with panicked haste, “Kaachan! Um, please don’t tell Iida and Yaoyorozu! You see, well, um…”

Still on the ground, mirth takes over your body as you roll around in laughter. Izuku sends you a desperate look for help as Bakugo yells his head off at your boyfriend. In your joy, you fail to notice how the foam bullets unstick themselves from your clothes.

“I wanted to play with the new Nerf guns Kaminari-san got me!” a high-pitched voice disrupts Bakugo’s unending rant. A head of silver hair pops up from behind the overturned couch, soon followed by shuffling steps on the wooden floor 

Eri, as tall as only Bakugo’s legs, gives him the cutest darn pout you’ve ever seen her give. In her hands, you spot the small Nerf gun decorated with cats and musical notes stickers, the exact same plastic toy she used to shoot you with.

“Is Deku-san in trouble?” her voice wobbles as she stares at Bakugo with wide and almost teary eyes. For once, Bakugo’s at a loss for words as he stares down at the little girl, not immune to her cuteness.

With one last bellowing laugh, you scoop Eri up in your arms as you smother her with an affectionate hug, “No, he isn’t! We were just having some fun. Bakugo doesn’t mind, right?”

Now, matching pouts stare at Bakugo who was only a second away from putting Izuku into a chokehold. He freezes, whatever sharp response he had ready now dead on his tongue.

“Tch… whatever. Just clean this shit up before Four-Eyes or Sensei find out,” he spits out, clearly in no mood to deal with whatever mind game you’re trying to pull this time. Bakugo walks back up the stairs, petulantly kicking one of the stray foam bullets on his way.

“He’s right though,” a strong arm winds around your torso, the other placing itself on Eri’s back. Izuku takes a glance around the cushions and carpets all strewn around the common room before releasing a tired sigh, “We should really clean up before Iida or Sensei get here.”

#izuku midoriya x reader #midoriya x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha #mha #bnha imagines #mha imagines #kinda a crackfic tbh #idk what i was thinking

[sm0y]

from the internet?

#weird #weird stuff #weirdcore #idk #odd #oddcore #strange #strangecore #dream #Dreamcore #i need a moment #idk what i was thinking #my art #my thing #my edit

[ceruleancattail]

#the mage’s hat 🎩 #idk what I was thinking #I searched up his height #so yeah it’s time for y’all to guess #if y’all call me short I’m coming for your ankles #/j

[ver16stry]

I just had a little delulu thought: what if Charles and Max they start following each other again on Instagram after the Las Vegas GP JUST WHAT IF

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #idk what i was thinking #just what if

[nyatem]

Atem sketch

Was too lazy to draw the puzzle sorry folks ,,

#doodle #digital art #yugioh #pharaoh atem #atem #yami yugi #yugioh fanart #idk what i was thinking #lols

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Heyyy, im backkk

not a ship this time, but a Pandora hc

I know that everyine always says that she is an adorable bbg, but what about psychotic murderer Pandora

I need everyone to be afraid of her, even Evan (i hc Pandora as a Rosier)

I need Pandora to be Voldemorts worst nightmare

I need her to take revenge on Voldy afer Reg dies

I. Need. Evil/Psycho. Pandora

welcome home, hun <3 I missed you dearly <3

urghhhh I need evil pandora too fr

just batshit pandora that rivals barty with how insane she is but hides it all behind her sweet and a bit oblivious persona. no one would ever think that she's terrifying but everyone who knows her well knows that she is

that leads to Voldemort underestimating her (you'd think he'd learn after dorcas, but obviously, he didn't)

I just looooveeee evil! and or mean!pandora. I know she's usually sweet and stuff but her as someone mean just feel correct to me. idea why

#also ignore my housewife ass greeting #idk what I was thinking #human has shared their brain. let's feast! #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandora lestrange #wow... you're bad at parking