#in that he ends up getting yeeted into the air | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mariacrow · 9 months

Note

Hey! Wanted to let you know I absolutely adore your writing!

Can I get a request for jealous bayverse bumblebee x reader where reader has just recently gotten a new gaming device and has stayed indoors more often since? He would absolutely miss taking them out for rides

I'd like to think he'd use clips from the song PS5 to talk about it, but that's totally up to you haha

Thank you, friend! 🌻 I’m glad you enjoy my writing 💛 here’s a gift for you 🐝

❁ Bumblebee x reader ❁

2nd person

female reader

takes place in reader’s backyard and house

jealousy, clinginess, needy for attention

taptaptap…

You heard someone tapping on your bedroom window while you were playing video games. You kept the curtains down for a couple of days now so the light wouldn’t distract you from the screen. You didn’t see who it was but you knew nonetheless. You were too busy having fun with your new console so you didn’t budge.

taptapTAP!

“Bee! I know it’s you!”

taptaptaptaptap…

“Stop that! You’re going to break the window!” you shouted while not getting your eyes off the screen.

You could hear him buzzing like a sad bumblebee as he once again, but this time gently, tapped your window.

He made you pause your game. Sighing in irritation, you stood up and spread the curtains. You were welcomed by the sight of Bee’s wide puppy optics and his servo on the window. He let out a sad buzz once again.

“Bee. What do you want?”

To what his optics only widened as his muzzle wobbled.

“I’m busy, can’t you see?” you said and closed the curtains again.

But oh, he’s stubborn. He won’t give up until you give him the attention he wants. He wants Y/N’s cuddles now and he’s gonna get ‘em!

It was quiet until you heard him trying to open your window from the outside.

“That ain’t gonna work, Bee!” you said while trying to concentrate on the game.

He’s smart though. He sneaked one of his wires through the window crack and unlocked it, opening it and scooting away the curtains. He peaked his head into your bedroom and happily buzzed as his antennas wriggled.

“WHA- you’re unbelievable!” you said through a chuckle. You can’t be mad at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE’S ADORABLE.

“Great, you made me lose my game.”

He reached with his servo inside and grabbed your console, ripping it out from the outlet and dragging it outside.

“WHAT ARE YOU- HEY! CAREFUL, IT’S FRAGILE!” you rushed to your window to see him holding it in the air.

He crossed his arms and tapped his foot on the ground like an angry parent.

“Beeeee… come on man…”

“You were playing— too long!— Time for a break!” he sulked over the radio.

“I was about to! After that match!”

“You always say that!”

“Please give it back! You’re going to break it!”

He shook his helm, lifting his chin and pouting, holding it higher in the air.

“Okaaaay.. What do I need to do?”

He opened his one optic, giving you a side eye. He then leaned closer to you and tapped his cheek plate, happily buzzing. Indicating he wants a kiss.

He made you giggle, “So that’s what this is all about huh~?” you said and leaned to give him a kiss but this cheeky little bastard turned his helm in the last moment so you ended up kissing his muzzle. You didn’t mind though, you giggled as he gave a happy little dance shuffle.

He then grabbed you and yeeted your console back inside, damaging it.

“BEE!”

He laughed as he transformed and so you found yourself inside the Camaro.

“You broke it!!!”

“Nothing— Ratchet— can’t fix.” he said as he floored it, heading to the main streets, taking you out for a ride.

You couldn’t help but laugh. You slouched in your seat, “How can I possibly be mad at you?”

“I missed you…”

“I know, Bee… I’m sorry…” you rubbed the steering wheel, “It was kinda selfish… I promise I won’t be so irresponsible anymore.”

He happily buzzed and played “Sunflower” by Post Malone and Swae Lee on the radio.

“Get ready for the ride of your life, beautiful~!” he used a movie quote.

You finally realized no console or game can replace your actual loved ones. You two enjoyed each other’s company like you used to as you rode into the sunset…

Dividers belong to @patches-1105 and @lostsozai

#transformers #transformers x reader #transformers bayverse #bayverse transformers #bumblebee #transformers bumblebee #bayverse bumblebee #bumblebee x reader #tf bayverse #tf bumblebee

629 notes · View notes

xagave · 2 months

Text

Absolutely, get ready for BABIES. The oldest foster we have right now is Lazarus who we got when he was 3 months old from a hoarding case. He had an extremely bad case of herpes that almost killed him and it turns out he has a really bad immune system so he's always getting sick. He's about 8 months old now and he's sort of a long term foster because he currently has FIP and treatment requires one shot every day for 80 days minimum. The meds are a bit expensive so shameless plug but if anyone wants to help us pay for the meds my wife's ko-fi is here

Here he is the day we brought Lazarus home ^

And here he is now! His FIP treatment is going very well so far ^ Our second oldest are Penny and Kazoo. We got Penny when she was 5 weeks old from a guy whose dog brought her home in his mouth (she was fine the dog was gentle.) We got Kazoo when he was 10 days old from some dudes in the next town over who didn't have time to bottlefeed a newborn. Kazoo is 2 weeks older than Penny and they became best friends!!

10 day old Kazoo and 5 week old Penny ^

Kazoo and Penny now ^

Kazoo and Penny at an adoption event ^ We're having a hard time finding them a home because we refuse to split up bonded pairs

Penny playing in the tub lol ^ Next are a batch of kittens we got from an irresponsible breeder who was fine with letting kittens get sick and starve to death. We originally only got 2 of them when they were 3 days old (breeder let mom cat get sick and die because she didn't want to pay for vet care and tried to pawn the babies off on the other nursing moms and it didn't work out) and they were born premature so they had a lot of health problems. They had rhinovirus and coccidia and the little brown kitten had an umbilical hernia that then became septic and THEN she started getting big pockets of infection in random places like under her chin and in her toes? But we managed to get them healthy and fat and thriving. My wife was able to convince the breeder to give us the remaining kittens 3 days ago and they're half the size of our first two because they've been sick and slowly starving this entire time (they're now 5 weeks old). They're still really sick and have Poop Liquid Until You Die disease so it's not fun on our end but we're working hard on getting them fat and healthy. They don't really have official names but we've been calling them Zoosmell Pooplord, Insufferable Prick, Flighty Broad, Farmstink Butlass, and Huss lol

The first two nuggets ^

They were sooooooo small ^

Finally fat and healthy at 3 weeks old! ^

The full litter now at 5 and a half weeks old ^

Comparison pic ^. Right kitten is the nugget we've had since he was 3 days old and left kitten is his brother who the breeder just now let us take. It's hard to tell with the fluff but he's borderline skeletal :( Next is a 3 month old kitten that a foster brought to an adoption event who was very clearly sick. Skinny and lethargic with a bad coccidia infection so we took him home that day 1.5 weeks ago and also sent the foster person home with some medicine to fix the coccidia in their other kittens. We've been calling him Christmas Tree Boy cause he's always got a poofy tail or Poop Boy because he hates sharing litter boxes and keeps pooping in random corners 😒 Didn't take long to get him healthy so this weekend he's getting yeeted into another adoption event and whoever adopts him needs to give special attention to his Litter Box Needs

^ He's very cute and loves playing with our other fosters but for the love of god we are TIRED of his Poop Surprises Someone who adopted a bonded trio from us a few months ago is returning them to us tomorrow because their fiance is allergic, so as of tomorrow we will have 12 fosters in our house. Sounds like a lot but we've had 30+ foster kittens crammed in here at the same time so it's a breath of fresh air in comparison💀

Edit: Not a foster kitten but honorable mention to my new betta who I named Gemini because You Know Why

He has a 5 gallon tank all to himself but I don't have a pic of him in it cause he's shy and he hides lol but it's the one behind the cup. Aiming to give him live plants soon

#p #peak kitten season is hell on earth this is NOTHING in comparison

90 notes · View notes

pinejayy · 10 months

Note

Hey gurl, can I pls request upper moons with a scarlet witch s/o that doesn't hesitate to blast or throw anybody with their chaos magic/telekinesis? So can you do their reactions of throwing douma far away while douma is annoying them???

sure thing!! i really love this idea, i love the idea of yeeting douma uwu

Upper Moons with a Scarlet Witch like S/O

Kokushibo

Now the Upper Moon one is highly impressed by your powers. He couldn't believe a human could obtain such impressive powers. And with you having these powers he'll want to protect you at all costs!

He would like to train you so you could improve on your skills, and once he's sees you're improving he'll be so proud of you.

Only the Upper Moons and Muzan know about your powers, they can't let the word out about you and your powers! But one time there was an Upper Moon meeting, and honestly you weren't to excited to see the other Upper Moons since you hated most of them but one stuck out the most...Douma.

As you were in the Upper Moon meeting, Douma was getting on your nerves today. And you knew that he loved messing around with you.

"Oh dear Y/N!! I've missed you so much!! How are your powers doing! OH CAN I SEE THEM PLEASE!!" He would whine out to you, and you gave him what he wanted.

"Oh you want to see them? Very well then." And with a flick of your finger he was floating around the air, and he was laughing but it soon came to an end when you threw him against the nearest wall.

Everyone was shocked, it even earned a soft chuckled from your boyfriend Kokushibo which made everyone's blood run cold...his laugh was very unsettling. "Good word my Love~"

Douma

Douma adored your powers!! You were his favorite plaything in his cult. So you were his number one plaything while the other girls were jealous of you. And of course he loves to take advantage of you, he loves seeing you use his power to kill off someone.

As you are his favorite person in the cult he does tend to get on your nerves alot!! And you've never used your powers on him, too afraid to face his consequences but today somethin snapped inside of you.

He was getting a little too close to a female in the cult and you so happen to walk in on him on top of this girl, and this man didn't care if he hurts your feelings. But what shocked him was that he was thrown against the wall.

The other girl ran away leaving you guys alone, to which you walked slowly towards him. And he was laying on the floor too stunned on what happened. "Oh my! Sweetie, I didn't know you were the jealous type!"

And of course it really pissed you off to which you used your powers to hold him by the neck and pin him by the wall and hiss at him. "Shut up before I throw you to the sun."

Honestly he would probably get turned on by you throwing him around like a rag doll.

Akaza

Now he's quite impressed by your powers!! He wanted you to grow stronger than ever!! And he'll do everything in his power to help you reach powerful goals and use your gift to the fullest!

And he knows that you'll never hurt him or the other Upper Moons with your gift, but Akaza never allowed you too close to the Upper Moons, he's afraid that they'll want to use your powers or take them away if it's even possible.

But one time he was in total shocked when he saw Douma fly across him. As if someone threw him with great force. And when he looked to the side he saw you standing there with an annoyed look at your face.

He made his way to you and asked you what's wrong. "What's wrong my love? Why did you throw Douma across the room?" He asked you, to which you crossed your arms and pouted. "He was annoying me!"

And honestly he just chuckled at your cute reaction. He wasn't too fond about Douma so you throwing him across the room was very funny to him, to made him laugh.

He'll probably tell you to throw him again, and throw him to the wall. And you guys would be laughing as you did this until you felt Kokushibo's hands on your guy's shoulder... RIP YOU GUYS!

Hantengu

He's honestly so scared of your powers, he's afraid that you'll hurt yourself or him. And he isn't too fond of the idea of a Demon Slayer finding out about you and wanting to take you away from him.

So you'll have to keep your powers to yourself, not even the other Upper Moons know about your special ability.

But one time you were by his side as there was an Upper Moon meeting, everything was going great and all until Douma was being his annoying self as usual. And you could tell everyone was getting annoyed by him, especially you.

As you were sitting next to Hantengu you looked at Douma and narrowed your eyes at the Demon. So you titled your head to the side which sent him flying to the wall and crashing quite hard. Leaving the other Upper Moons in shocked as they didn't know what happned.

But Hantengu knew why he went flying against the wall, and he looked at you and gave you a weak smile. "Thank you love, he was giving me a headache."

So poor Douma was just laying there. Family Guy Pose.

Gyokko

Now he's quite impressed that you have an amazing gift! He didn't know that a human can obtain such a powerful gift! And he definitely loves to show you off to the other Upper Moons. "Like ha! Look my Y/N has great powers!"

Now he has seen your powers in action and he's pretty amazed him, you always manage to drop his jaw. But one time he jaw was on the floor!

So one night you guys were in a date, just enjoying alone time. And that alone time was ruined when a wild Douma appears out of no where. And clearly he wanted to be third wheeling on your date.

As he was walking to your guys directions, you didn't give him an opportunity to come close to you. You raised your hand at him and sent him flying back. And far away. He probably got sent back a few feet away until a tree colloided with his body.

This made Gyokko look at you, he was shocked and laughed nervously. "Oh remind me to never piss you off my love!" to which you smile at Gyokko and nodded. "Yup! Don't ever get on my bad side!" You say with a smile across your face.

As Douma was against the tree you guys enjoyed the rest of your date.

Gyutaro

Now this boy was highly impressed by your powers! He wanted to see you grow powerful so you guys could end the Demon Slayers running around!

Now he loves you but one time you did something that made him realize his love for you. As you were at the infinity castle, enjoying your time with him. Douma was being his annoying self once again that he was picking on poor Daki. Like grabbing her hair and tugging on it while saying rude comments to her.

And you could see the rage in Gyutaro's eyes, he was about to jump Douma but you placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him and shake your head.

And he was confused ready to snap at you, until he saw Douma's body fly far away and falling off the floating floors. And Gyutaro looked at you shocked. Daki was also shocked.

He gave you head pats! He was so thankful that you did that for his sister and Daki was also greatful for what you did.

"Don't thank me! He was asking for it!" You say. "Want me to do it again?"

OOF I CAN IMAHINE DOUMA LIKE-

#upper moon #demon slayer #kny #x reader #reader insert #kokushibo #douma #akaza #hantengu #gyokko #gyutaro #headcanons

272 notes · View notes

stonertora · 1 year

Text

Sub Kenma x Demon Fem. Dom reader ❤️

Part 1

MINORS DNI, HEAVY NSFW

Warnings: drug use or abuse idk (reader smoking weed) , breath play, fingering, size kink, rough sex, blood, spanking, marking, biting, slapping, pet play, bondage, humiliation, orgasm control, cursing, heavy language, overstimulation, age gap (age isn’t mentioned), choking, hair pulling, squirting, anal, spit, pegging, mommy kink

So I’ll just make something clear right ahead or ppl get confused, the reader definitely has some demonic abilities and features like horns, wings and a tail, I’ll just say that Reader herself can choose who sees the features or not, so people might not see them. I’ll also write it in readers pov.

After I ended my 9 hour shift, I just needed something to drink, an energy drink would do it’s job tho, so I’ll buy two for my boyfriend too. after I say goodbye to my coworkers, I quickly left.

my legs were hurting. standing all day really wasn’t made for me, I could just fly all day, but of course I can’t do that, what would people think of me, seeing some cashier randomly floating in the air? they’d probably freak out and call the police, so yeah, I can’t do that here.

It’s about 8 p.m. so now I’m on my way to the nekoma highschool, getting my boyfriend from his volleyball training. I could hear his friends already yelling and laughing, nothing new though they’re always fucking around with each other. I bet Yaku’s beating Levi’s ass again.

Only thinking about it got me crackling. I mean he shouldn’t mention Yaku’s height all the time, so it’s his fault. As I walked closer to the boys, I looked for Kuuro cause where Kuuro is, Kenma can’t be far away.

,,Sup bitches. Where’s Kenma at?’’

I yelled out of no where, suddenly the pain in my legs all gone, and adrenaline building up in my body, that’s one thing I love about his friends, they never fail to light the mood. Most of them nearly got a heart attack, which brought a wide grin to my face.

,,Damn y/n, you could’ve warned us at least, Levi almost shat his pants. Anyways your boyfriends on the toilet right now.”

Kuuro told me, almost loosing it himself thinking about Levi’s scream, but couldn’t suppress a slight grin on his face. So I sat down on the bench next to the boys, listening to how their training went, how Levi kept on fucking up the easiest stuff, or how they once again tried to stop Yaku from beating his ass, which I know had Kenma’s hair growing grey soon.

,,Damn Levi, you really should keep up with the training, if you keep fucking up Yaku’s really about to kill your tall ass.”

I told him, while opening my energy drink.

,,But it’s not that easy y/n-Chan, I just seem to really be too stupid for all this. And stop calling me ‘tall ass’, or I might call you minor dater, old hag or something like that.”

he said already getting himself ready to run for his live.

,,The fuck you said you lil bitch?”

I yelled at him, ready to rip his limbs one by one. I was ready to yeet his stork ass, but couldn’t do it. He got hit pretty hard in the face by some basketball.

,,OWWWW! That FUCKIN’ hurt man!!”

He yelled while blood ran down his nose.

,,Then shut your reckless fucking mouth, bitch.”

Everyone now looking shocked over to the direction the basketball came from. An angry Kenma walking towards us. Okay he was pissed, even more than me myself, you can see it, even a blind person could see it. The fact he extra got himself a basketball instead of a volleyball proves it even more.

I walked over to Levi, and stared straight into his eyes while he sat in the ground, Tora holding a paper wipe on his nose.

,,You can be happy it was Kenma who threw the ball, if it was me and I’ve had be half as mad as Kenma you’d be headless by now. So watch your language.”

I told him, I know he’s probably shitting his pants, but he must hear it.

,,I-I’m sorry, y/n-Chan, Kenma-San, won’t do it again I promise.”

I kneeled down of his level of height and grinned slightly.

,,You’re good, lev. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t kill you. take my energy, it’ll help with the pain, yeah? Keep the cold can on your nose it’ll help it to stop bleeding. “

I stood back up walking over to Kenma handing him the other energy I bought.

,,Take it. You need to calm down. You’re right about what you said but you really didn’t needed to throw a whole ass basketball in his face. Poor man’s probably got a broken nose by now.”

I told him still grinning, I know Lev deserved it, and the scene replaying in my head almost got me loosing it.

,,Whatever…”

Kenma said, taking the energy drink out of my hand.

,,What you say?”

I asked him, voice stern.

,,Sorry, I meant thanks, Babe. He just pissed me off.”

he told me.

,, Yeah, I understand, let’s go home. Your live stream should start in about an hour.”

we walked over to the others.

,,We’re leaving now, his livestream’a gonna start in a hour. See y’all tomorrow!”

After we said goodby to everyone, we’ll except to lev for Kenma, we walked home, enjoying the weather, it’s so hot outside like we’re almost melting. We went inside our apartment, while he started his livestream I started cooking. Some Katsu cutlet with rice and fried eggs and soysauce.

Placing it in two rice bowls, and walking to our shared bedroom. I opened the door quietly, careful not to make any noise, not to disturb his livestream. I placed his bowl next to his PS4, and quietly sat down on our shared king sized bed. I ate my food while watching him gaming. After about 10 minutes I finished, meanwhile he didn’t even touch his food once or looked at it. I didn’t wanted to disturb him, so I sent him a message to eat his food before it gets cold.

After another 10 minutes I got an idea on how i could make him eat. I crawled under his gaming desk, gently laying my head on his left thigh, gently massaging the other one with my right hand. He slowly looks down, while I whispered to him to eat his food. Which he nodded to, but still didn’t touch his bowl once. This. Little. Bitch.

The fuck he thinks he is to just ignore me? So I decided to change my plan a little. Just a little. While he kept streaming and talking to his viewers I started massaging over his crotch, which finally got me a real reaction. Man’s almost choked on his own spit but no one noticed. But he kept ignoring me, so this bitch really wants to know it huh…?

Playing all cool in front of his friends, only if they knew what a little slut he is for me. I kept massaging a little harder on his crotch, already feeling how his boner grows. Still acting all cool huh? Wait till you feel this. I slowly pulled down his pants, together with his boxers. His cock jumping out of his boxers, saying hello to the cool air. A little whimper can be heard.

,,AYO? What was that Kodzuken? 🤨”

I heard one of his friends ask.

,,Nothing, are you schizophrenic or something?”

,,Nah, I heard what I heard. But if you say so…”

heh. You heard damn right, I slowly licked a stripe along his cock, then a few licks on the tip, which ended in me sucking his cock while he’s streaming. I can hear his breath getting faster, heavier, it got worse with every second. Swirling my tongue around his cock, adding my hand to pump what doesn’t fit in my mouth. When I felt him almost cumming I suddenly stopped and stood back up and let myself fall on the bed, watching some TikTok’s. After another 5 minutes I heard something like,

,, Alright, that’s all for today chat, see y’all in 2 days. Bye.”

then he ended the livestream and turned off his PS4, and walked over to the bed, laying down next to me, trying to kiss my neck.

,,Uh excuse me sir? Sluts that don’t eat don’t get to cum, it’s that easy. So eat your food now it might still be warm, if not put it in the microwave. After you ate we can maybe talk about this.”

He looks at me with the “are you serious right now” look on his eyes, but stood up and started eating. I knew he wanted to talk back, but this ain’t working on me, it’s only gonna make everything even worse for him, and he knew this. So I continued watching my videos, after a few minutes i felt something entering the bedsheets, one look down already told me everything.

so I laid back, turning off my phone and laid it down on the little nightstand next to the bed. I felt my pants being pulled down, then some light kisses and rubs against my clothed pussy. My heart starting to beat faster, legs lightly trembling. I felt him pulling my panties aside, his hot breath meeting my now free pussy. He slowly started licking along my pussylips, just how I like it. His tongue meeting my clit, licking lazy circles around it, sucking on it here and there.

,,H-hah…keep going, pretty boy.“

I told him, my breath getting a little heavy. He then moved his wet tongue from my clit to my entrance, now tongue fucking me.

,,Hnggh…just like t-that..“

I grabbed a fist full of his hair, pulling on it, he moaned into my pussy, sending little vibrations straight to my core.

,,Mmhh..g-gonna cum soon, pretty. Make mommy feel good..“

he then again started massaging light circles around my clit with his tongue, adding two fingers inside me, curling them up to meet my g-spot.

,,H-hnggghh~…just like thaat…you’re making mommy feel soooo good..”

my moans getting louder from minute to minute, the lewd sounds working me up even more,

,,P-please…mommy…wan’ you to…c-cum all over..m-my face…m-m’ s-soo…needy for your c-cum..”

that’s all I wanted to hear, him begging, knowing his place, the lewd sounds of moans and being eaten out mixed together sending me over the edge…

———

Sup:) There’s definitely going to be a part two for sure! It’s just it’s 1 am over here and I have to work in like 5 hours. 💀 so I’ll post part 2 tomorrow or Thursday:3 I hope you liked it

441 notes · View notes

bluginkgo · 1 month

Text

Depression is hitting hard, but you know what hits harder? Eternal Dream with the context of ep7

I kid you not, I was doing regular chores and brain said "Hey, pssst, eternal dream is HELLA depressing now."

...

BRAIN I DID NOT NEED THAT-

So here's me dissecting Eternal Dream yet again but with images from ep7 just to cope ;w;

Spoilers duh

(indicate my thoughts/ramble/not part of the lyrics)

I am tired of this dream Will it ever end for me?

(Betrayal after betrayal, the general tiredness of being let down over and over)

I don't have the will to know... Can you help me see?

(This verse remains a bit up in the air for me, as it always has been. I'll try a jab at it though. This is Uzi asking for help. She's tired of the horrors, the secrets, and betrayals. She needs someone else to help her see that this is not a waste of time. She needs N to help her see that there is going to be someone to encourage her.)

Let my body keep you warm Let my essence be your breeze

(So, technically, these images are rather hard to connect. But going with "Let my essence be your breeze" everything that N does in the fighting scene is to get Uzi to return to herself. Her entire being and personality is what is driving N to fight so hard. And in turn her "essence" becomes his "breeze" and will to fight back in situations that seem hopeless.)

Can you hear me calling? Please look out for me

(And he does, despite fighting to the death, he still continues to look after her TwT)

Can you set me free? Will you take my soul away?

(I keep going back and forth on this one. But the more positive one would be if N could set Uzi free from the Absolute Solver, like he has done in ep4 and helped in ep7.)

Casting me in cold Bury me in bones Rest eternally

("Bury me in bones" was first made me think of even doing this silly thing 😅 Because Uzi is literally going to be buried in the grave of Absolute Solver cores and humans that the solver snagged during the core collapse.)

Will you take me home? Can we see the moon again?

(I'm mostly pulling on the moons because they're seen in the background. This can be taken also as a way of asking to go back to the old times. To the times when none of this happened before.)

Dancing in the dark

(Hey, I know I've overused this, but I still can't stop thinking that this was a nod back to ep3. Their entire fight seems like a dance... a brutal, angst-filled, dance ;w;)

'Till we fall apart

(You know, I WAS THE ONE THAT FELL APART TwT. In all seriousness, they did fall apart. Fell/forced apart by the events of ep7.)

I can't end this dream

(This is not the end. Despite being ready and accepting of death, I- personally, so feel free to yeet this into the void- believe her job is not done. She still has something else to settle. And this dream will not end until Uzi finishes that job.)

Does this make any sense? I reckon not. But I needed Eternal Dream out of my head, and this is the only way I could think of getting rid of it ;w;

131 notes · View notes

doctorgerth · 2 years

Note

Not me actually being awake for one of your box openings 😭 my horrid sleep schedule hadn't cursed me today.

I'm terrible with request ideas so please feel free to yeet this if it's not good Coop, but could I please request a scenario (if hcs are easier with this don't hesitate to change this ♡) for Sanji or Zoro taking a bubble bath with their fem!s/o? Just being with each other in the warm bath, washing each other's hair or something? Maybe it can escalate into something...spicier? 👀

I hope this is okay, and thank you so much for your time and amazing work Coop! I'm always excited to see what you write ♡♡ and don't forget how incredible you are!

a/n: Emmmm always so happy to write for you!! Glad you were able to get a request in. 😋 Thanks for always being such a wonderful friend to me. Hope this turned out okay! x

featuring: Sanji, Zoro x F!Reader

warning: ns.fw, 18+ content, bathing together, sexual tension, fondling/groping, brief handjob, allusions to sex

TAKING A BATH TOGETHER

SANJI —

You instinctively sink further under the water as someone barges into the bathroom, readying to warn them of your presence, but you instead smile warmly upon seeing your boyfriend at the door with a towel draped over his shoulder.

“Oh! Sorry, darling, I didn’t realize you were —” he’s covering his eyes and stumbling backwards towards the door, making you laugh out loud.

“Don’t act as if you haven’t seen me naked before.”

A warm blush dusts along his cheeks, “Well, I still want to protect your privacy.”

Truthfully, seeing you naked still has a nearly fatal effect on him. The two of you have been intimate for months, and he knows every inch of your skin by heart now, but he still can’t control the dizzying adoration that makes his heart want to beat right out of his chest when he sees you bare, looking so unbearably perfect he still wonders if he’s stuck in a dream.

His hand is fumbling with the knob, lips trembling through hurried apologies, but there’s a pout evident in your voice when you call out to him, making him stop in his tracks, “Don’t leave, Sanji. Join me?”

How could he possibly ever say no to you?

You smile to yourself as he quickly discards his clothes then eases into the warm water, sighing heavily as he relaxes against the end of the tub opposite to you. You can tell he’s trying hard to be modest as he keeps to his space, careful to not invade into yours. Little does he know, the harder he tries to avoid the skin of your legs against his, has you longing all the more for his touch.

“This feels great.” He huffs, sinking further into the water and resting his head along the edge of the tub. Sanji looks undeniably attractive like this; knees above the water with legs spread wide, arms draped over the tub’s edges, head thrown back, neck vulnerable and bobbing to open air. You find yourself sneaking over to him, water gently sloshing around you as you slot yourself between his legs and plant a tender kiss against his Adam's apple, making his head jerk in response. His chin just barely misses a collision with your head.

“Sorry, honey,” you apologize, but he catches the mischievous twinkle in your eyes, “Could you help me wash up? I can’t reach my back.”

He swallows hard and nods, reaching for the loofa as you twist around, putting your bare back on full display for him unabashedly. There’s a shift in the water below that neither of you miss. He rubs the loofa in small circles starting at the top of your back, then slowly cascading down. You close your eyes, arching your back as he travels lower and lower, small sighs of pleasure puffing past your lips because his touch against you is electrifying, the tension in the stifling bathroom air making the both of you lightheaded. His touch starts gentle at first, innocent as he helps reach the parts of your back you’re unable to, but soon, the loofa is long forgotten, replaced by his hands smoothing along your waistline. Keeping his hands to himself when you’re in his presence is a battle he’s too often lost at, and the way you’re leaning into his caresses with soft hums of pleasure has him waving his white flag.

“You feel so nice,” He whispers against your wet hair, soapy hands coming up to cup your breasts. He takes a peak over your shoulder, struggling to contain himself at the sight of your tits covered in iridescent suds, fitting perfectly within his large hands. He squeezes lovingly, making you lean further into him. He places a few kisses along your neck, ignoring the pungent taste of soap that coats his tongue because he actually might die if he doesn’t put his lips on you.

You can feel his cock prodding at your backside, begging for a little attention from you. You’re eager to help him out, turning around and melting at the intense passion burning in the love cook’s eyes as he stares at you. You rise to climb into his lap and Sanji’s hands instinctively grip at your hips as you straddle him. There’s no doubt in his mind that you were created to fit within his embrace.

“You’re so beautiful,” he praises with sincerity, “I need you.”

“I’m all yours,” you smile as your lips crash against his.

The two of you always swear your intentions are innocent when offering to bathe together, but the two of you also can’t fight the impulses that seem to continuously have bath time leading into something much more sensual.

ZORO —

Trying to change someone you love in most cases is incredibly wrong, but when your boyfriend only bathes once a week, change is simply necessary. It’s taken quite some time, and a little bit of forced bathing, but the two of you have compromised on a bathing routine set for every other day. Zoro’s terms? You have to bathe with him.

And boy, does he love bath time now. He won’t admit it out loud, but he does get tired of crew members and a certain jealous cook always trying to steal your attention. He’s good about distracting himself with training or naps when you are preoccupied but you are his girlfriend, so surely it’s not a crime to want to spend time with you. He takes advantage of any private moment he can get with you, most especially bath time, which is ultimately a win for you, because that means he’s bathing much more regularly. He gets a little pouty on the days you bathe without him, but that’s a confession you won’t hear anytime soon either.

Zoro is the one to slot himself between your legs, his back flush against your soft chest despite being considerably broader than you. You can reach the spots he always misses, and after one too many comments from you on how he doesn’t bathe properly, he settles for letting you take care of him. You don’t mind of course as it’s rather amusing to have your burly swordsman of a boyfriend relaxed against you as you work the shampoo through his green locks and scrub at those hard to reach spots at the middle of his back. He takes plenty care of you, so it’s nice to return the favor.

And Zoro loves the way you take care of him. Your gentle fingers carding through his hair, tender hands dragging a warm rag along his skin. It’s so intimate, bathing with you, relaxing underneath your fingertips, letting go of the day’s stressors as the warm water and your loving caresses envelop him.

But you also enjoy witnessing this side of Zoro. Your otherwise stoic and stern boyfriend who’s near melting underneath your fingertips, humming contentedly to himself as you wash him, listening intently as you go on about your day — it’s truly a sight to behold. Being perhaps the only person to ever see Zoro so relaxed, so loving as he tries his hardest to be gentle when it’s his turn to wash you, sporting a bright blush when you sigh at his rugged fingertips at your scalp, or squeak when he helps wash your more intimate areas. There’s a tangible growth to the bond you two share when you get to enjoy moments like this, speaking a combined love language of quality time and acts of service that Zoro has become fluent in thanks to your relationship.

The two of you (mostly Zoro) can’t help but wonder why you hadn’t formed this habit earlier on. Especially as a private bath together proves beneficial for other things. Your hands traverse along his torso, washing along his chest. He feels your fingers teasingly scrape against his pert and sensitive nipples, making him shudder in the wake. A low growl reverberates in his chest when your hand creeps lower, pretending to meticulously wash at his V line.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish, sweetheart.”

He feels you giggle behind him, breath hitching in his throat when you grab hold of his hardening cock. You feel it come to life in your hand as it throbs and the flushed red tip peeks just above the water. You pump him for good measure, his knuckles turning white as he’s now gripping at the lip of the tub. The comfort of the warm water seems to heighten his senses, making him extra sensitive to your every touch.

“I’m just helping you wash up,” you admit sweetly in his ear. He releases a guttural groan when you start fisting his cock. His hips can’t help but to buck into your touch; you’re simply too good for him.

Water crashes in waves against the tub, splashing onto the floor below as Zoro maneuvers the two of you until you’re on top of him. Now your back is pressed against his chest, legs spread open by his thighs pulling yours in opposite directions, leaving you vulnerable to his every touch. One hand reaches up to squeeze at your breast, the other trailing down to tease the heat between your thighs as he litters your shoulder with sharp kisses.

“Seems like you’re the one who needs help washing up. Let me help you with that.”

As Zoro gets the pleasure of a peaceful bath and having his way with you, he can’t help but be thankful for oversized crew members needing an oversized tub.

2K notes · View notes

scekrex · 2 months

Note

You gave ma an idea babes and I really wanna go with it, because the mere thought almost made me burst out laughing.

So, Adam's kid, right? Yeah. The kid can learn how to fly, yeah? Yeah. SO NOW IMAGINE ADAM ACTUALLY TRYING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO FLY. But if you thought it would be a normal parent style - you were wrong, come on, it's Adam 😂 So at first he would just crappily explain what and how to just then pick up his kid AND THROW HIM OFF THE BALCONY TELLING HIM TO FLAP HIS WINGS 💀 If he saw the kid didn't he would just screech and fly after him and catch him before flying back up to the balcony and saying 'Alright, we're never doing THAT again' before seeing the reader just standing in front of him with arms crossed over his chest and a pissed off look, his cat mom instincts kicking in, wanting to protect and hide the kid from the - IQ levels baby daddy 😂😂🤌

So the ending might be heavily inspired by our talk about us yeeting babies too- xoxo babes

Flying and Falling are pretty close to each other

pairing: Adam x male!reader

warnings: language, yeeting of children, a crack fic once again bitches

note: not beta read bc fuck you I don't have beta readers

Adam had been given the task to have an eye on his son while you were taking a bath. It had been a stressful week and you desperately needed some alone time, some time away from Adam and your son to relax a little. So Adam had assured you that they would be fine.

Adam was standing on the balcony of your apartment, his son was lifted over the railing like Simba in ‘The Lion King’ as the brunette spoke, “So remember, flapping your wings will make you fucking fly, got it shithead?” The kid in his arms nodded and Adam took that as his go to yeet the child off the balcony.

Your apartment was on the highest floor, the 96th to be exact. So if you fell off the balcony - or in that case were yeeted by your father - there was enough time to spread your wings and flap them. When that didn't happen though, Adam was quick to get in the air himself and catch the little boy who seemed to be enjoying the free fall more than he should've.

Adam wrapped his arms around the kid's body and pressed it against his chest, his hands shielded the child’s ears from the wind as he rushed back to the balcony, “Listen you little fucker, we're not gonna tell dad about what just happened, alright?” Adam hummed, seemingly proud of what he had just done as he landed on the balcony, his back towards the door that led inside.

“No need to tell dad anything,” you were leaning against the door frame, arms crossed over your chest as you watched Adam and your son. Adam spun around, with a loud, frightened gasp, “Fucking Christ, babes, you can't sneak up on a guy like that.” You simply raised an eyebrow at him, clearly demanding an explanation. “I was teaching our little fuckhead how to fly,” he explained proudly as he puffed his chest and spread his wings pridefully, his chin tilted upwards and he looked down at you through hooded eyelids. “Mhm, how did it go?” you asked critically. You had seen what had happened and in all seriousness you couldn't bring yourself to be mad at him, you knew you would've done the same, that's how birds learned how to fly after all. But someone had to pretend they were the responsible parent and Adam wasn't even trying.

“Pretty good, he's still alive and he made it back up, with a little help, but he made it.” You grabbed the little boy from him, he was eager to grab a fistful of your hair and pull on it, “Yeah we're never doing that again.” It was a lie, both of you knew that. But you had to keep the act up. So you walked inside with the kid on your arm as Adam playfully chased you through the apartment, “I’m gonna fucking get you and I'm gonna yeet the fucking child again.”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam x male reader #male reader #adam x y/n #adam x reader #adam x you

78 notes · View notes

gabessquishytum · 2 months

Note

Resistance bands seem like a great way for bovine armies to train in that dairy cow war prize au.

But I can imagine that poor dairy cow hob wouldn’t have been very good at it. He wasn’t ever as strong as the others in the army and since the exercise works by both pulling the band in opposite directions, he wouldn’t be able to quite keep up the tension in the band. He always ended up whimpering and getting dragged back across the floor bit by bit. He definitely got teased by his fellow soldiers for being the worst at it no matter how hard he tried.

How embarrassing for him! It’s such a good thing that he belongs to dream now and doesn’t have to worry about anything but his pleasure.

More resistance band content!!!!!!! I had a mental image of Hob just being catapulted through the air because he's not quite strong enough to keep the tension in the band and it just goes TWANG and yeets him 10 ft across the training yard. He tries so hard and train even more than the other soldiers but he just doesn't have the body for it 😭 and of course he gets laughed at and told that he should just go back to the fields where he belongs...

But after 6 months with Dream, he doesn't even worry about that stuff any more. If he did try to use the bands for a workout now, he'd probably be much better at it because Dream has fed him and nourished him properly. Not that Dream would let him participate in such strenuous, dangerous exercise. Hob gets all the workout he needs from bouncing on his King's cock every night <3

#the sandman #dreamling #nsft #cow hob

44 notes · View notes

the-travelling-witch · 11 months

Text

𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑

@zhongrin, this one’s for you!! i’m a little late and i rushed to get this done between lectures but i hope you can feel my love anyhow; happy birthday!! i hope you have a great day and i wish you only the best for the new year and all the ones to come ♡ this was too long to drop it into your askbox, so i'm yeeting it at you this way

warnings: a little suggestive at the end, zhongli (that’s your warning right there)

A soft hum and the feeling of pillowy lips pressing against your temple roused you from your sleep. Slowly blinking the night from your eyes against the soft streaks of sunlight filtering through the curtains, your gaze focused on the smooth planes of muscle in front of you. You decided you might as well sleep in a little longer as you mushed your face into your husband’s chest.

Feeling the deep rumble of Zhongli’s chuckle against the side of your face, you exhale a soft sigh at the feeling of slender fingers running soothingly over your scalp, the sensation only aiding in lulling you back to dreamland.

“Good morning, my dear,” a deep rasp sounded from right above your ear. “As pleased as I am to see you find so much comfort in my presence, I am afraid I must rouse you all the same. After all, today is the day we celebrate your birth and I have a few things planned, which I hope will be to your liking.”

You merely give a half-conscious grumble which was probably more of an acknowledgement you heard him speak, rather than an expression of understanding what he was speaking about.

With an amused sigh, Zhongli slipped a strand of hair behind your ear. “I suppose letting you rest some more is just as well. There is no need to rush my appreciation for you, isn’t that right?”

By the time you raised your head again, the sun had tracked a little farther in its endless cycle. After patting around on the bed, you quickly figured out what had caused you to wake up. Your lovely husband was nowhere to be found as you sat up on his side of the bed.

But you needed not search for him long as the door to your bedroom opened quietly and you were greeted by Zhongli and a tray full of breakfast, the fragrant aroma of tea driving more sleepiness from your senses.

“Ah you have finally awoken,” Zhongli mused, setting the tray aside to lean down and press a sweet kiss to your forehead. Much to your pleasure, he hadn’t dressed for the day yet, giving you a nice peek down the untied front of his robe. “Happy birthday, my dear. May this day be as pleasant and gratifying as all those to come.”

“Thank you,” you whispered, eagerly pulling him down for a proper kiss, breakfast almost forgotten. You could’ve lost yourself to the sensation of his soft lips against yours, yet your mortality came with the downside of needing air to breathe. With your chest rising and falling, your eyes found molten golden ones, as always utterly entranced by their depth.

The rest of your morning was spent sharing breakfast, holding up food for the other to taste and sharing kisses in between bites. Then, you washed up and got dressed, all without haste, fleeting touches full of adoration sprinkled throughout.

You might not have remembered what Zhongli told you that morning but he held true to his word anyway. From walking around the harbour to filtering through the collection at Wanwen Bookhouse to indulging in your new purchase over a cup of afternoon tea and finally to an early dinner at Luili Pavilion, he had planned enough to never bore you but not enough to tire you; not that you could ever bore or tire of him in the first place.

The setting sun painted the sky in gorgeous colours of pastel and ignited the leaves around you to glow all kinds of crimson and amber. Yet, on the hills on the outskirts of Liyue Harbour, you had once again found an amber much more interesting to study.

Twisting in his protective hold, your palm came to hold the side of his face gently once more, your thumb tracing the sharp contours of his features in reference.

“I hope you found today to be enjoyable, my love.” A strong hand softly caressed the length of your spine, the fingers of his free hand tracing the length of your collarbone. In contrast to the size of his fingers, his touch was as soft as a feather, treating you like the finest china under his care. “For you, I wish to give only the best. I will never leave you wanting; if it’s in my power to give, you shall have it. That is my promise to you, now and forever.”

The sincerity, deep as his voice, had goosebumps rise in the wake of his touch and you had to exhale sharply to ground yourself. Running your hands over the front of his fine coat, you didn’t stop the smile from playing around your lips. “Today was perfect, thank you, dear. But since you brought it up… there is something I’m wanting.”

“Oh?” Catching onto the playfulness of your tone, one of his brows raised in curiosity. “And what would that be? I’ll be sure to satisfy your every need.”

“I’m sure you won’t mind granting this wish of mine.” You couldn’t help but grin at his choice of words, no doubt you were of the same mind here. Pushing your palms against his sturdy chest, the former geo archon was pliant under your will and slowly laid down on the blanket covering the ground.

With both his hands resting on your hips, fingers grazing the dips of your hips and the plush softness of your thighs, you merely gazed down at each other for a few moments, ingraining the sight of each other into memory like countless times before. Gloved fingers tangled with yours as your husband brought them up to his lips, looking up at you through the lashes of his half-lidded eyes. Despite the seeming innocence of the action, this kiss in particular had your skin heating up more than any of the previous ones you had shared.

“It will be my pleasure, my love.”

#┊holly’s potions ೃ༄#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fluff #genshin x reader #zhongli x reader #zhongli fluff #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY MOOT!!

171 notes · View notes

olichat-reads · 9 months

Text

Imagine | ProHero!Bakugou x Villain!Reader #2

a/n: I felt like writing some insight to what i meant when i say you and bakugou working together is somehow worse than you two going against each other. Because, yes, its that bad haha.

she/her reader

🌟

Imagine being tangled in wires and each other like cats in yarn, with you strapped to katsu's leg, trying to wiggle yourself free like a dying fish while reading the manual upside down for katsu who is frantically defusing a bomb with only his left hand because his right is stuck to your face.

"Why do we always end up like this?"

"20 years of friendship and i still have no fucking clue."

"Red wire or white?"

"Re- WAIT. WAIT. NO. WHITE."

"FUCK YOU. ARE TRYING TO GET US KILLED."

"BITCH YOU TRY READING FROM THIS ANGLE. NOW FLIP THE PAGE."

*sigh of god's most tortured soul*

"Y/n. I only have one hand free."

"Well good for you. I have none. Now. Flip- OW. OW KATSU MY HAIR. MY HAIRRR"

"STOP FUCKING SQUIRMING. I CAN'T REACH THE DAMN THING FROM HERE."

*3 minutes left on timer*

*incoherent screeching*

☆

Its usually why you rarely have anyone else on comms- because no one can stand you guys' stupid 😭.

"Red, are you hearing this psychopath??"

"Shitty hair, if you take her side I'm going to blast your ass into next thursday-"

"Don't threaten him into admitting you were right! You KNOW you're fucking NOT."

"YES, I FUCKING AM-"

"OH YEAH? LETS PUT IT OUT THERE THEN. SEE WHAT THE PUBLIC THINKS OF THE NUMBER ONE HERO DRINKING HIS COFFEE WITH HOT SAUCE-"

"ITS AN ACQUIRED TASTE-"

"ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING IS WHAT IT IS. RED TELL HIM-"

"..."

*red has left the call*

*pinky has come online*

"...HI GUYS PINKY HERE. Red had to um-"

"Pinky please tell this psycho that hot sauce in coffee is fUCKING-"

"Ohhhh its you two...... Yea, nope :D." *call disconnected*

"HAH."

"THAT WAS NOT A *YES* YOU FUCKING-"

But weirdly no one is ever too worried about you two fucking up on missions. You're both the best in the field. Feral, reckless and a little insane? Sure. But you get the job done.

A cross between lawful evil and chaotic evil.

"Can we just kill him?"

"No."

"...can i just kill him?"

"No."

"You've read the file! I'll be doing the world a favour by offing trash like him."

"This world has laws that you are binded to. And the law said fucking no."

"...please?"

"..."

"How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in this conditions?"

*big sigh*

"Fine. Mess him up. No killing. Death's too good for him."

":D!! I feel like I should be worried about the number one hero's morals but FUCK YEAH! VIOLENCE! >:D"

☆

You're also not against smacking the stupid out of your bestfriend, especially when he gets a little too reckless on the job. Injured or not. It never works but it makes you feel better at least.

"Please stop getting shot. It stresses me out."

"Oh well if you don't fucking like it- PUT THOSE HANDS AWAY I'M INJURED YOU HEARTLESS WENCH-"

☆

Its not just him tho. You're BOTH stupid. It goes both ways. ✨️ b a l a n c e ✨️

"Why are you like this."

"Idk, man. I think its the anxiety."

"The anx- BITCH YOU JUST JUMPED OUT A 12 STOREY BUILDING."

"DON'T YELL AT ME I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU I HAVE ANXIETY"

"'I haVe aNxiETy' she says, yeeting herself out the window because the elevator is 'sUS'."

"Small spaces makes me twitchy-"

"AND JUMPING OUT A FUCKING BUILDING DOESN'T??"

"( ; ω ; )"

"Fuck you."

"I deserve that."

"THE FUCK YOU DO-"

☆

I feel like as much as it seems like a bad idea for both parties involved, neither you can help that your work life bleeds into your regular life as well. And you both surprisingly manage it well around each other.

"Have you heard about that new hero??"

"You talking about that air brained newbie?"

"Oh my god, so he WAS dumb! I literally thought you guys were using him as bait!"

"We weren't. He's just fucking stupid."

"I almost felt bad knocking him out :("

"Nah, you're fine. In fact, you should've hit him harder. Maybe give him a concussion or hell a scar as a souvenir. Make sure the lesson fucking sticks."

"You are worryingly condoning of violence for the number one hero, Katsu."

"Bitch, have you met me?"

☆

Another thing that i thing could go awfully wrong is literally planning out your work plans together but you two are just??? So trusting of the other to never double cross you.

"Wait, what? Why the fuck would you do that?"

"Because thats the nearest and fastest exit to the train station. I can cut down on 10 whole minutes and i need that time to catch the train."

"But its the riskiest, you fucking dumbass. Look, you have four other exits WHY would you pick the one you KNOW the heroes would target?"

"Because MATHS SAID-"

"You know what just let me do it-"

"Katsu no-"

☆

You give each gray hairs but you both of you were ready to risk your neck for the other.

"Having you as my bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable daughter that never listens."

"...but?"

"There's no buts. You give me migraines."

":("

Yeah. You love each other.

🌟

a/n: hehe

#bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff #oliwrites

119 notes · View notes

rayshippouuchiha · 2 years

Note

U know how children enjoy being thrown up/away in the air?

I have this vision of Shouta, just recently out of Hero School and not yet developed his Spidey Senses properly, being startled by something coming up to him from behind, and his ingrained reaction is to just like, flex his capture scarf and yeet the thing away.

Only the thing is a child.

And the child is Izuku.

And young Izuku is all in all the time and he wants to be thrown some more because it was So Cool, and so now Shouta has a smol fan that won't leave him alone.

He tries to make the parent aware of the situation and perhaps rein the stubborn child in, only Inko thinks this is the cutest thing ever and so now Shouta also gets forcibly adopted and made regular baby sitter.

When canon comes knocking, Class 1A will not know how to react/handle the way that their teacher regularly yeets their classmate

Oh god this is perfect. Especially since this has been going on for years now so by the time Izuku ends up in 1-A it's an ingrained habit between the two of them.

So that obviously changes things a bit.

First day rolls around and Shouta obviously knows that since his Problem Child is gonna be in his class his usual lurk and scare tactic isn't gonna work out the way it normally does.

1-A starts wandering in and none of them really pay too much attention as to why every single window in the classroom is open (except Iida of course). So they're all settled into their seats, vibrating with excitement, when Shouta just slams 1-A's classroom door open, stomps inside, and fucking plants himself in the middle of the floor.

Izuku's moving in the next second, high pitched shriek of manic joy escaping him because he hasn't seen Shouta in weeks now and he's missed him.

Izuku just fucking launches himself at Shouta who automatically grabs him with his scarf and just fucking yeets him out the open windows, Izuku screaming (in joy) the entire way.

Shouta's just standing at the front of the class now, sipping on a jelly pack and all "put your gym uniforms on and meet me in the pit on the field" and then turns and throws himself out the window too.

The rest of the class is sitting there gray faced like "did, did sensei just kill the green kid??"

#RayRambles #BnHA #MHA #Yeet AU

805 notes · View notes

theriu · 1 year

Text

By a stroke of unexpected blessing, I acquired an actual in-store copy of LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom! Behold!

And the natural first thing to do was inform my niece and nephew who are also avidly awaiting it. This was quickly followed by impromptu arrangements for a Cool Aunt Sleepover including said niece and nephew and also another niece and nephew. We took turns playing through the intro and exploring the first map and completely lost track of time! And now, slightly out of context potential spoilers under the cut as I recount our reactions and my favorite moments of the night:

[Link crawling on the ceiling like a lizard while Older Nephew searches for Clues] Zelda: Oh! Link, the master sword is glowing! [Link back on the ground, but tbf she totally could have noticed the sword glowing while he was crawling on the ceiling]

“[Older Nephew], can you PLEASE keep moving?” “I need to click Zelda a fifth time to make sure we got all the dialogue!”

Awwwwww ZELDA IS A LIL HISTORY NERD BLESS HER HEART

“Those rocks are definitely patterned like breakable rocks. I bet we can come back later and break them.” “Yeah they are you’re probably right.” (We were not right.)

Older Nephew: “Just what is Ganon smoking for there to be so much? He must have horrible lung problems.”

Me, totally nervous about upcoming creepy scene: “[Younger Nephew] you’re gonna need to leave pretty soon, this next scene is probably gonna be SUPER CREEPY” (It was indeed creepy but nowhere NEAR as creepy as I expected from the trailers, altho I did close my eyes for the one head-turning part, dont judge me)

Older Nephew: “Yeah, dead Ganon. Ganon without water. Dehydrated Ganon.”

“SO THAT’S HOW THEY RESET HIS STATS”

[Everyone to Younger Nephew] “You can come back in now!”

“Where did his shirt go?” “Magic” “Why are his PANTS gone?” “No idea”

[After finding pants] “Did we miss his shirt?!” [The quest for a shirt continues]

“The portal is down there—“ “I KNOW I’m EXPLORING”

Link really just walked up to a giant drop into open air without his parasail and went “Time to yeet,” no answers given and no questions asked. Classic.

“Giant lilypads!”

“I found a STICK!”

“NEW MUSHROOMS!!!”

[Everyone while Older Niece was breaking pots] “Destroy ancient relics! Demolish personal property for cash! Commit vandalism!”

Older Niece decides her talents are better served livetexting our progress on Discord.

Younger Niece is delighted that the new fuzzy race have big wing-shaped ears like her original character and is now calling Rauru her grandfather.

“I bet you can ride the emus!” (You can’t and I’m still mad about it)

[While I am searching a tree for eggs] Older Nephew: “Are there any eggs? Do we get to consume a bird’s children-to-be?”

Younger Nephew ends turn early because he hasn’t learned how to hit yet and there is an enemy robot RIGHT OVER THERE. Understandable, really.

Older Nephew slides down to explore dangerous ledge hovering over the abyss. Younger Nephew, repeatedly: “This is dumb.” Me: “Yeah, it is.” Older Nephew: [finds a hidden chest] Me: “Never mind!”

Older Nephew has dubbed first hand power Magic Superglue. I don’t remember what it’s actually called, so apparantly it stuck (ha!)

“THE KOROKS ARE BACK!” [cheering]

The children cheering me on as I fuse six giant blocks into SUPER BRIDGE

Accidentally glueing comically small-by-comparison crate to the very corner of Super Bridge

Younger Niece gets jumpscared by an emu BOLTING out of the trees RIGHT AT THE SCREEN. Gameplay paused while room recovers from laughing fits.

“We can FUSE STUFF INTO NEW WEAPONS?!! This is the BEST THING EVER!!!” [Older Nephew and Younger Niece conduct rigorous experiments resulting in some actually cool weapons, a stambulb arrow, and an apple stick.]

REVENGE OF YOUNGER NEPHEW: Comes out of shrine and destroys a robot in two hits with Boulder Sword.

[After 2 1/2 hours] “WE FOUND HIS SHIRT!!!” [cheering]

“You hit the fans to make them work!” [Older Nephew forgets to unequip ax and obliterates half the raft]

Utterly delighted over discovering the glow seed arrow trick myself while ineffectively trying to kill a robot.

Younger Niece: “How come you always find the eggs?” Me: I’m just that good. It’s because I own birds.”

[Group hilarity] “MINE CART SHIELD!”

[Group insanity] “MINE CART HAMMER!!!!”

And that’s when I looked at the clock and realized it was 1:30 in the morning, so we wrapped up and went to bed. AND A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL!

#loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #botw #rauru #totk rauru #link #zelda

155 notes · View notes

willboland · 10 days

Text

A dumb little thing about who i think the f1 boys would main in overwatch based on my own perception of the idiots.

Max - Absolutely the annoying Genji main who spams I need healing but will also get a 5 stack on his own when he's on crit bc he's just that good.

Sergio - Mercy bc he'd just pocket Max all game and heal NO ONE else and get angry messages from the rest of the team about him not healing them. There's two healers for a reason in his eyes.

Carlos - Reinhardt but he's very chaotic and charges in swinging his hammer on his own and then kicks off when he immediately dies.

Charles - He'd play Echo and always flank the enemy healers when they were out of position so the rest of his squad can capitalise on capturing the point.

Lewis - Sombra bc he loves hacking everyone and pissing them off and then just yeeting out of there with his translocator. Absolutely stands invisible next to the enemy team spamming boop

George - He'd be that annoying Lucio that just wall rides everywhere and boops everyone off the side of the map and then do the dj emote he paid 8 quid for.

Lando - Widowmaker for sure. He's got a really good shot on him and would terrorise the poor enemy Mercy and snipe them out of spawn all the time.

Oscar - Junker Queen. Half bc she's an aussie and half bc no one else will play a tank. He only hopped on the game one time with Lando and now he's 400 hours deep.

Daniel - I think he'd like Orisa. He's definitely played a few different tanks bc he hates playing healer and Lando and Max would always hog the dps roles.

Yuki - Definitely DVA. He loves getting play of the game with his DVA bombs that he definitely just yeets into the enemy team and hopes to get a few kills.

Kevin - Torbjorn. He'd run around with his little hammer trolling his team and the enemy team and get no kills himself whilst his turret has 100.

Nico - Moira but a dps Moira. He hates playing healer but its the only role left so he picks the most dps healer and is a nightmare. Gets the most kills on the team and has 800 healing in a 10 minute match.

Esteban - Wrecking ball. He's actually good at him too but will still just swing around a point and keep hitting the enemy team off to stop them contesting.

Pierre - A really REALLY good Tracer. He jumps around everywhere and knows exactly which target to go for and when to back out and use his recall.

Zhou - Life weaver bc he isn't the best at aiming and wants to help the best he can so he plays healer. He's pretty good at prioritising his tank and other healer and lets the dps just do what they usually do.

Valtteri - Symmetra. Definitely spams the sentries outside of spawn so the squishes will just instantly die and the team gets staggered. Actually pretty good and skilled with her.

Lance - Junkrat bc he's annoying af and he loves just standing behind a wall spamming his bombs into the air in the hopes he might kill someone. Would only end up with like 3 kills too.

Fernando - Mauga. Man's a machine and so is Fernando. You know he loves terrorising tf out of the enemy team with his massive machine guns.

Alex - Reaper main through and through. He's really good too which makes it even more annoying bc he can wipe a full team on his own if he really tries. Definitely in a mini war with Max to get the most kills in a game.

Logan - Soldier 76 sorry not sorry. He's not very good at OW and is more of a COD boy so picks the most generic easy to play hero he can.

24 notes · View notes

themonkeycabal · 7 months

Text

Highlights from the WoT finale off the top of my head:

SPOILERS obviously.

* Lanfear yeeting Lan and Moiraine out the waygate. ‘Walk, bitches’. L O L Forever

* Rand cutting to the chase with the whole Turak scene. I kind of don’t think he entirely meant to do that, but I enjoyed it anyway.

* Uno being a Hero of the Horn. I got misty, okay? I don’t think the timing’s right for him to be Gaidal Cain, but I’m not dug in over it or anything.

* I see you Birgitte. Vaguely because they haven’t properly cast you yet, but I SEE YOU!

* Mat being a clever boy with the dagger.

* Mat saying he remembered once he blew the Horn. Very good. That got me a little misty, too. That was a nice moment to give to Mat. He goes through quite a lot and he can be a Hero of the Horn as a little treat.

* And on that subject: “Dovie’andi se tovya sagain!” (I might’ve punched the air a bit)

* Elayne reminding Nynaeve that, whatever else, she’s still a Wisdom. Elayne’s so great, I’m so pleased with the casting.

* Egwene’s whole thing on the tower with Renna. Get fucked, Renna.

* Egwene standing between Rand (and Mat) and Ishamael.

* Perrin showing up with the shield to stand with Egwene against Ishamael.

* The way they all ended up on the tower. Ta’veren *nods*

* Moiraine telling Lan she always saw him as the better of the two of them. Bless. I mean, we all knew what she meant, but it made him so angsty. We don’t need so much angsty Lan, much as I do adore the man.

* Moiraine raising the banner. Yes.

* Heron brand. Yes. “Twice and twice shall he be marked … Once the heron to set his path.” Watching the show is kind of like seeing prophecy unfold. I keep looking for the Signs of Things Foretold and am so thrilled when they appear.

* Lanfear looking so proud of herself for fucking with Ishamael’s plans until she realized he fucked with her’s first. Oh lol. Forsaken gonna forsake.

* Moghedien being an absolute fucking weirdo creeper. Perfection. Loved it.

Lowlights:

* We have to wait how long for season 3? Nonsense.

* Not nearly enough of you are watching this. Tumblr, I swear it’s made for you.

#wot on prime #wot season 2 #wot s2 spoilers #wheel of time #wheel of time spoilers

101 notes · View notes

childotkw · 1 year

Note

yeet au: im obsessed with this au. tom just showing up and, just, telling harry everything, ruining all of dumbledore's plans. horcrux stuff too and all. next time dumbledores being all cryptic or whatever, tom's just like, yeah fuck that guy anyways want to break into gringotts with me? also (this is kinda biased on my part because i like cute pets) do you reckon he'd end up stealing nagini at some point? like, idk, "was gonna kill her but she gets along with harry and i like hearing him speak parseltongue more often" or something. also (slightly unrelated), you said voldemort gets curious later on, but I assume at the start he's still on his must-kill-potter plans, I wonder how angry tom would be if he tries that in front of him lmao (i imagine lots of literal cursing with spells, and also metaphorical cursing because how can someone who has an ALIVE harry in their world be so ungrateful?)

Tom really just rocked up and became the best filter in existence for Harry.

He hears Dumbledore being all mysterious and whatnot and just starts 'translating' in the most bland voice ever because it's so stupid in his eyes to not tell your ace-in-the-hole everything he needs to know to fight your Big Bad.

Forewarned is forearmed is something Tom takes very seriously.

And it's not that he thinks Harry is an idiot or can't figure it out for himself, but Tom's impatient and he loves ruining Dumbledore's day, so he takes great pleasure in cutting through the crap in these instances so Harry can give his attention to more important matters (like training or listening to Tom or gathering horcruxes).

I'm not sure if I'd make Tom gather this Nagini - but I could see him bringing his own version of her with him? Then we could have a badass snake vs snake fight at some point. It'd also mean Harry could speak to and be friendly with a massive snake that isn't technically the Dark Lord's. au!Nagini would be chill af compared to this Nagini.

And oh boy the first time Voldemort tries to kill Harry when Tom is there goes... poorly. Tom would become so cold and blank as he stepped between Harry and his other self. His rage would be destructive but frigid like frostbite, and more than one of the unfortunate people caught nearby choke from the sheer anger permeating the air.

Tom has lost Harry once already, has had him snatched away by the cold hands of Death and has seen how life (his life) became darker as a result.

That any version of himself would think the only good Harry Potter was a dead Harry Potter was one he pitied. Because they had clearly never experienced what being the centre of such an intoxicating man's world was like.

What being loved by Harry Potter was like.

#anonymous #HP #YEET AU #harry potter #tom riddle #tomarry

122 notes · View notes