Miguel: Welcome to the Spider Society. We try to give new members nicknames based on a unique attribute of their's. Does anything come to mind for you?
Mcu Peter: Peter 1.
Miguel: No.
Mcu Peter: Peter 1.
Miguel: No. 1 isn't even your Earth's designation.
Mcu Peter: Peter 1.
Miguel: No!
Tobey Peter: Hey! Let the kid be Peter 1. He earned it.
Miles: Ganke isn't picking up on my hints.
Gwen: What hints have you given him?
Miles: Well, I think about him a lot.
Miles: And sometimes I even think about talking to him!
miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life
Peter B.: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Porker: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Porker: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Peter B.: ...
Noir, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen!