Rachel Roth: I come to you as a future daughter-in-law to conduct a contingency plan to prevent disaster and pain which you, as the future father-in-law, will have to suffer through.
Bruce Wayne: You have the floor. And my entire afternoon.
Barry Allen: wtf
Rachel Roth: Kory and Dick are planning classic family activities that will threaten the foundations of this family and we cannot allow them to continue. You know that they’re going to want to take that picture of everyone in a white shirt and blue jeans jumping on the beach. Selina will not agree to it, Damian will not agree to it, Jason will play along just to screw it up, which will piss Dick off, which will then in turn piss Damian off, and finally piss off Tim through collateral. In the end, they will all try to kill each other, and we’ll have to watch along with whatever poor witnesses are present.
Bruce Wayne: *a single teardrop rolls down his cheek* I’m not alone anymore.
Barry Allen: What is HELL just happened—
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Bruce cannot piss off Dick anymore. It’s not possible for the continuation of the batfamily.
The First time Bruce pissed off Dick, he left him for another partner
The Second time Bruce pissed off Dick, he left him for another city
The Third time, he left him for another country
If this happens again for the fourth time, Dick’s gonna leave him for another planet (and probably get married to alien royalty cause alien royalties have a thing for him)
And then there’s no batfamily bc the one thing every batfamily & robin story has in common - regardless of who it’s about or which world it’s on - is Dick.
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first time posting something that isnt harry potter related! (inspired by @jasavrts)
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how are there almost no good dickkory fics they deserve so many more
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BTW KORI AND DICK ARE IN LOVE!!!!!!!!
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Found this on Twitter.
Credit goes to @ problemadick on Twitter
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Dick: so, if I was to wear this to any upcoming wars, you'll do the dishes without complaining?
Wally: Babe, you wear this I'll clean the whole apartment for six months.
Dick: Okay then, one of my siblings or uncle hal will start a war at some point.
--- Hal done fucked up later---
Dick, in a catwoman suit(not the real one tho): Six months of not cleaning up the apartment, let's go!!
Roy, Barb, Kori, & Wally: *saying a prayer to Dick's ass in that even tighter suit for good luck*
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the entire thing honestly
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*Dick and Kory at karaoke*
Dick: I absolutely can't sing. They'll throw tomatoes at us
Kory: We'll make a salad
Dick: Rotten tomatoes
Kory: We'll make someone else eat it
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
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E2 Dick with Kori? 🥺💖
Ofc!
I just love Kori's hair and I hope I did her justice!
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are there still beautiful things? ☁
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*When Jason starts moving in on Dick*
Kori :
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