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elliestoybox · 9 months
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cinematic parallels
סרט אפס (Loser Movie) deleted scene - 2015
The Perfect PokéRap (clip version) - 2019
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Love me or hate me, both are in my favor (Miguel O’Hara x Fem! Reader [HS Academic Rivals AU])
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Y’all ready for Miguel to finally kiss (Y/N)’s ass??!?!?!? Not proofread enjoy lol, I had a lot of fun writing this. I tried to be a bit artsy near the end it it’s too cringe I’ll probably delete it and redo it lmao.
Cursing, Miguel finally getting his shit together, lol he’s ooc but it’s okayyy lol
(Y/N)- Your name, (L/N)-Last name, (N/N)-Nickname.
Word count: 2.1k
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Chapter 12: What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way
You hated to admit it, but you kind of missed throwing away those stupid little apology notes from Miguel. Oddly enough, they had stopped appearing on your desk the day after your last little “date” with Spider-Man. Though you doubt there was any correlation, you couldn’t help but wonder why all of a sudden he would stop after what was about two or three weeks of nothing but notes after notes of apologies.
“He probably realized that you aren’t going to forgive him and decided to finally give up.” Mj’s voice sounded through your phone speaker, lying next to you as you laid on your stomach on top of your bed. Checking over your new manicure you had just received that morning, before letting out a huff as you dramatically dropped your head down on the mattress.
“Can we stop bringing him up? I don’t need reminders of his existence, not like I didn’t have enough reminders before…” You grumbled, you're sure if she was there with you she’d roll her eyes at your theatrics.
“I feel like we talk too much about you two.” She teased, the end of her sentence trailing off in a chuckle.
“Yeah because now that you're dating Peter, I can’t tease you about how you act like a nervous wreck around him anymore.” You shot back, picking your head back up and raising your brow, your smirk evident in your tone.
“Don’t be bitter that I got a boyfriend before (N/N), I’m sure spidey will ask you soon enough.” Your cheeks flared as your best friend tease, despite you starting it first you couldn’t help but feel yourself becoming a bit more shy at the mention of Spider-Man. You know not to take it to heart though as you let out a small laugh.
“Hey aren’t you supposed to be getting ready for that date right now.” You point out, having remembered that she mentioned to you during your last class together that Peter was planning on taking her to some movie after his photography club.
“Oh shit- you’re right! I got to go, I’ll text you later!”
“Okay bye have fu-aaaand she hung up, welp.” You drop your head on your bed once more after grabbing your pillow to place underneath you. Deciding taking a nap would be better than spending the next few hours doing something else, too tired from school to even attempt to watch a movie or tv show, let alone read or do homework. A sigh escapes through your nose, closing your eyes as you snuggle against the pillow, waiting to succumb to your own exhaustion. The white noise of your air conditioner running in the background lulling you to sleep.
“Maybe this is too on the nose…” Miguel mumbled to himself as he glanced down to the wrapped item in his hands, trying to compose himself as he stands in front of your dorm room, gathering the courage to knock.
It was almost embarrassing, that he was going to grovel at your doorstep in order to get you to even look at him again. He was already bruising his ego enough with the countless apology notes that you didn’t even bother to glance at for longer than a second before tossing them, let alone read. Still despite his… complicated feelings towards you, he’d rather you bruise his ego then anyone else.
His eyes came back to stare at your room number that was etched into your door, before nervously shifting his weight from one foot to the other.
You were a smart girl, a very smart girl. Miguel knew that. So he knew he was potentially playing with fire with his apology gift, he knew more than anyone else how your brain worked, he knew that you could take one glance at it and all the pieces would fall in place. He just hoped that for one, he would wave away any suspicions that you might come up with. Worst case scenario you outright declare him as Spider-Man, but then what? You weren’t one to tell secrets, you weren’t money or fame hungry so you weren’t going to go off and tell the media for a check.
Miguel shook his head, trying to shake away all the possibilities that were now coming to the forefront of his mind. Close his eyes to take in deep breath before opening to them once again to stare at your door.
‘If I keep thinking about it, I’ll end up walking away, just knock damnit.’
Finally, with a sharp exhale through his nostrils, he brings up his enclosed fist to tap lightly on your door. The edge of lips pulling downward after not getting any confirmation that you heard his knocking. After another louder knock, his ears finally picking up the faintest of annoyed groans, making his tensed shoulders slip down just a few centimeters.
Miguel thanked whatever dumb constructor decided to not give the ancient dorm building doors peepholes, because if they did, he knew you wouldn’t have opened the door for him. That’s why he stuck his foot out to act as a stopper, preventing you from closing it in his face once you realized who had decided to interrupt your short lived nap.
What a relief to be able to see your face up close with the mask on to counsel his. Despite the fact that your fake polite smile quickly melted away from your face once you realized who was at your doorstep, leaving a scowl to come and take its place. Miguel barely had time to open his mouth before your frame was once again covered by the wooden door, his school assigned leather shoes certainly getting scuffed from it hitting the side of them. Not even wincing as you attempted to push his foot out with resting your weight against the door.
“(L/N), Come on. It’s been weeks, you can’t keep ignoring me. Just… I-I know I fucked up okay? You were trying to be civil with me and I… Look I’m sorry okay? I’m sorry.” His free hand came up and pushed against the door lightly, not enough to knock you off your balance or anything but enough to peak his head through the door to meet your glare once more. “You know more than anyone else that I don’t do serious apologies. Just hear me out. You’ve-You’ve already got me begging here (L/N), to just be in the same room with you so I can admit I’m an asshole. You don’t have to forgive me, just hear me out! Please-“
He was able to squeeze himself through the crack of the door, closing it before him and leaning against it as he attempted to catch his breath from his babbling, chest raising up and down rapidly as his pleading eyes turned a bit more intense, you took a step back and crossed your arms over your chest, letting out an irritated huff as you kept your eyes on him.
“Get out O’Hara-“
“I’m tired of you ignoring me, what do you want me to do, huh!? You and I are too intertwined into each other’s lives for you to ignore me forever. You know that-“
“Unfortunately.” You grumbled under your breath, rolling your eyes a bit. Miguel, now standing up straight, took a step towards you, a hand flying to his chest as usually narrowed and bored eyes suddenly turned wild and frantic almost like a confused puppy.
“I-“ he paused, letting out a huff, before lowering his voice down to just above a whisper. “I’m not going to leave until you listen to me please just-“ He stutters, taking another pause as his eyes flutter shut tightly, you haven’t even noticed that his eyes were turning glossy and red until he opened them again, had you ever seen Miguel cry before? Well if you hadn’t, this might be a first for you both. “Please (Y/N).”
The use of the first name between you both was rare, you had been in more near death situations then you’ve heard your first name uttered from Miguel’s lips. So hearing it with such… desperation… it made your heart jump up to your throat. Your eyes never leaving his as he took another step towards you and… oh my god… is he kneeling?
“Please I-“ He choked out, the wetness that was threatening to spill out from the corner of his eye finally came down, his hands reached out to yours in desperation, you were too much in shock to think about pulling them away as you blinked down at him almost stupidly. “I can't… take it anymore. I feel like I’m going mad.”
He was being completely truthful with that statement too. He was jealous of his super powered alter ego from getting more attention from you then he was just as himself.
You finally pull yourself back into the current moment, clearing your throat as you shake yourself to help gather your words, neither of you noticing during the whole ordeal that Miguel’s apology gift had landed a few feet away from the door. Tugging at his hands as a signal to get up and off the floor. “O-okay, okay fine. Just-get up Miguel, Jesus…”
You wanted to keep holding onto this grudge of yours, but how could you when you had brought a man who is twice your size and four times your ego down to his knees? Reducing him to nothing more than a crying begging mess. Simple answer, you couldn’t. Whether it’s simple petty or if you felt like you were truly ready to hear him out, it honestly didn’t matter to you anymore. It’s clear from his breakdown that he had suffered enough.
He let out the biggest sigh of relief, sniffing a bit as he finally brought himself back up from your floor. A large hand of his coming up to wipe away a few lingering tears of frustration once he was up on his feet again. A silence fell over you both as you gave him a few seconds to collect himself properly before he could start explaining himself. Finally, with a clearing of his throat, bloodshot eyes met yours.
“Look, I know that… we haven’t been anything more than tolerant of each other… but I should have never,” his hands went to find yours again, grasping tightly as if he was afraid that you’d disappear in front of him. “Ever. Said that stuff to you. It was… too much even for us, if I could take it back, I would. I have no idea what snapped in my mind to say such vile things to you, it was wrong, it was stupid-so stupid-and I regret it. Regret it more than anything I’ve ever done in my life. You don’t have to forgive me, I don’t expect you to. Hell, say the word and I’ll walk out of here and I’ll disappear from your life forever. “
You have honestly never felt so speechless before. Miguel has never made you feel so speechless before.
“But god do I want you to forgive, to take those words back. I'll do anything, and when I tell you that I’ll do anything, I mean anything.”
You couldn’t help the breathless chuckle that escaped your throat, uneasiness bubbling up in your lower gult, despite laughing being your first reaction, you could tell he was all but joking. Your tongue stuck out to lick your suddenly dry lips.
“I can tell you’re being quite… erm, serious, so,” you pause, inhaling the tense air in hopes it’ll help calm your nerves, “I accept your apology.” Miguel took a deep breath to keep himself from turning into a babbling mess again, he could feel that heavy pressure on his chest filling up, he could finally breathe agai-“but I don’t forgive you.” He could feel his airways clog back up, he felt like he was blue screening as his ears heard the words but his mind didn’t want to accept it. He wants to do nothing more than to grovel at your feet again for you to take those words back.
But he couldn’t, it made him a little happier to know that there is something he can build off of, still as he finally was able to drag himself out from your room after putting on the facade of countenance , he felt the need to release all his pent up emotions out. He wanted to cry till his tear ducts stopped working, sob till his throat felt raw. But he couldn’t get himself to do it, his body simply wouldn’t let him, refusing to undo all of his years hiding his emotions more than he’s already done in your room, you're the only one who could make him feel again. What was that book his class started reading last week?
He felt like he had no mouth, and he had to scream.
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finniestoncrane · 1 month
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Wearing In
General!Riddler x Fem!Reader, word count: 750 ok so technically this is sort of unnamed goon x reader, but rest assured eddie is sitting on a little seat watching and orchestrating everything 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: cuckoldery kinda, free use a little bit, sexual instruction, it's hard to describe this lmao
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Your partner was nameless of course. They all were these days. The staff turnover within the ranks of The Riddler's henchmen was far worse than any other gang or faction in Gotham. As far as notorious criminals went, he was by far the worst when it came to any semblance of humanity. His workers were merely tools to be used. No loyalty needed, because under threat of an elaborate death, they tended to do exactly as he told them to do. And his extensive banks of knowledge meant everyone they knew and loved were at risk alongside them, should they disappoint him.
Edward Nygma even found it beneath him to have to call out "you there" to whatever poor minion was closest to him. The notion of learning the names of the ill-fated fools on his roster, then, was a ridiculous one. Why should have have to learn something as useless as that when they didn't even come trained half the time.
Training. The bane of his existence. You expected that was why he wasn't wasting any of his own energy on training you. Not when he could command someone else to do the physical part himself, while he barked orders from a seat across from you. Legs crossed, fingers drumming slowly against his knee.
It really could have been any one of them, any number of goons who happened to be walking by him when he decided it was time to wear you in. This man in particular had just happened to be lucky, or unlucky, depending on how any of the parties involved were objectively looking at the situation they found themselves in. You considered yourself the latter, given that Edward had somehow managed to choose one of his larger men to train you up.
As you hissed in pain, pressing your eyes shut tight and staring to the ground, he hesitated a moment. Pulling his cock out of your stretched and sensitive cunt, you let out a small sigh of relief. This seemed to irritate Edward, as he caught your chin with the rounded edge of his cane. He pushed it up, letting your eyes find him as he returned the intense stare past his domino mask.
"Keep your head up, please. As much as I hate to admit it, any hint of pleasure during this exercise may bruise my ego, so I want to be sure you're not enjoying yourself."
As your eyes began to drive instinctively down, trying to avoid his intense gaze, he tapped your chin, a dull pain appearing and quickly dissipating, but enough to have you focused on him.
"He's here to break you in. To make sure you know what's to be expected from you. The pleasure, I assure you, will come much later. When you're finally good enough, practised enough, for me to bother with you."
Edward nodded towards the goon, who eased the head of his cock between your plump, swollen lips, your body tensing as he filled you up once more. Fingers scratching at the floor you knelt on, mouth opening in a silent scream as Edward pulled his cane back and continued to speak.
"I don't need something shiny and new. Something pretty and untouched. I need tried and tested. Provable. Worthy."
How much longer did you have to last though? You could feel, with the exertion, the embarrassment, the feeling of your partner's thick, large cock hitting your cervix as he made you fit around him. Surely now, you were suitably worn in?
"I need to know that I won't be wasting my time with something that isn't good enough for me. Do you think you're good enough for me yet?"
He didn't let you answer, interrupting whatever word you were about to say.
"Np, you're not. You're barely good enough for him, whatever his name is. So. Stay on your arms and legs and let him stretch you out and warm you up while I watch and make sure you're responding the right way."
Your eyes remained open, even past the intense heat in your stomach, the slight clouding of your vision as you prepared to hold back the climax that was about to wash over you.
"Maybe then, you'll get your reward."
He palmed himself, the tent at the front of his pants visible even from where you were, as you resigned yourself to yet more pounding at his command.
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blaiddraws · 1 year
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happy Valentine's day have a short cozy little thing i wrote the other day.
(i am not immune to sleepy cuddling and it Shows. also this poor man deserves some rest lmao)
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Ingo awoke slowly.
The sound of leaves rustling in the wind, the chirps and trills of starly, gently encouraged him into wakefulness.
A cool breeze began to blow, cutting through his clothes just enough to cause him to shiver. He curled in slightly, nestling closer to the warm body he laid against.
They wrapped their arm around his shoulders, pulling him even closer, and he let out a deep sigh of contentment.
In retrospect, he was a bit embarrassed, though he would only ever admit that to himself, at how long it took for his mind to fully catch on to the situation.
But quickly enough, the gears in his mind finally clicked together properly, and he inadvertently tensed up.
What. He was… cuddling with someone. Zisu. (He was… long since acquainted with Zisu's hugs, the woman did not hesitate to show her affection and was quite physical about it. He could easily recognize the feel of her arms around him, her familiar, unique smell, and any number of other small factors.)
He couldn't remember how he got in this situation.
(Not that he was complaining, per se, but he could feel himself quickly growing flustered.)
But.
The weather was nice. He was… comfortable, despite being flustered. And he was still blanketed by that sleepy haze from having just woken up -- he never did wake up very quickly.
And miraculously, it seemed Zisu was still asleep.
He carefully pried open his eyes, wary of the bright sunlight of the fieldlands. The two of them were resting in the grass under a tree, and Ingo could see a few of Zisu's pokemon nearby.
From his position tucked against her side, he couldn't see her face, but he was fairly confident Zisu was still asleep. She would have certainly noticed he was awake, otherwise.
It was an… incredibly close and intimate position to be in, even if it were relatively "innocent" in nature.
But Ingo, despite being well aware of them, had never really acted upon his romantic feelings towards the Captain.
He simply had absolutely zero idea on how to do so, what to do with himself. (It didn't help that Zisu was so physically affectionate, each hug or hearty pat on the back or whatnot doing terrible things to his poor heart.)
He was comfortable. He was warm, and content.
… So maybe, he could… pretend. Pretend like he hadn't woken up yet. Not question how he got here, and enjoy the moment.
Slowly, he let his tense muscles relax, practically melting into Zisu's hold. He closed his eyes and sighed deeply, basking in the crisp air, the warmth.
This was… nice. It was really, really nice. Even if his face still felt like it was burning.
Soon enough, he began to drift off again, that warmth spreading to slowly encompass his consciousness and pull him back into a dreamless sleep.
(Zisu smiled as Ingo's breathing deepened once more. The poor man had nearly fainted earlier that morning at the dojo -- something about working too hard with not enough sleep -- so she'd ordered him to relax. And of course, she didn't trust him to actually relax, so she'd corralled him off to just outside the village and sat with him underneath a tree to enjoy the fresh air.
It took her by surprise when he began nodding off, and consequently leaning sideways to rest against her, but she certainly wasn't complaining.
Once she had been sure he was fully asleep, she slowly maneuvered him so that she could hold him as she leaned back to rest on the soft grass.)
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kimbapisnotsushi · 1 year
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i started writing this back in the last week of december going on into january bc we had so many karasuno bdays back then so uhhh TECHNICALLY this is a late bday post honoring like four people LMAO but let's go!!
during kageyama's first birthday at karasuno he gets a mysterious series of texts from an unknown number that goes like > happy birthday > not that this means you're forgiven > just thought it was the right thing to do > i know it's your first since. well. you know > you don't have to text back or anything!!!! > fuck fuck fuck just pretend this never happened BYE
he brings up it up two years later when he, kindaichi, and kunimi are better friends and kindaichi buries his red face in his hands and screams and kageyama isn't sure why
kunimi pats him on the back and tells him not to worry about it
ennoshita has a playlist that is solely just like white noise and creaking sounds and generally just things that would make you shit your pants alone in the dark and when asked why he just goes "it's the only way i can feel anything inside"
tsukki will NEVER admit it but he ASPIRES to be the level of deadpan that ennoshita is
tanaka: "so . . . why do you like him again?" ennoshita, watching a video he recorded of futakuchi walking straight into a lamppost bc he was playing pokemon go: "he makes me laugh"
no joke i think ennoshita is a dateko celebrity bc everyone knows about the guy that futakuchi kenji pines over bc futakuchi kenji is just known in a million ways and maybe like 90% of them are Not Good
a third-year has futakuchi by the collar and they're like "all right PUNK get ready to have your lights punched out you'll be seeing stars when i'm done with you" and futakuchi just sighs longingly and goes "ennoshita has eyes like stars . . ."
daichi is that type of upperclassman who knows very single friend of his juniors' but not in like a cool older sibling way he does it in a cringefail modern parent kind of way
kogane used to be soooooo scared of him before finding out what a huge dork he is
actually kogane isn't scared of asahi bc he's so used to aone and asahi cries over it
(sorry for plugging in dateko so much i just genuinely think they have such a fun relationship with karasuno i ADORE it)
onagawa: "man idk how you do it" narita: "do what?" onagawa: "being the only normal person on your team"
yeah no narita is carrying the weight of the world as the only person with the brain cell on karasuno
sometimes it's ennoshita but he's been dead inside since first year so
suga tells the first years he knows martial arts but all he really did was go to one (1) judo club demonstration during his second year of middle school and somehow managed to flip the captain over by sheer luck and never tried again
for takeda's birthday everyone teams up to get him a really nice fountain pen, a classical poetry book, and a quality bottle of sake. for ukai's birthday tsukki leads a powerpoint presentation on why smoking is bad for you and that he really should stop, backed up with everyone else standing behind him with their arms crossed and nodding along
okay that and they also get him a really cute apron (embroidered with crows!!) for him to wear around the store and a bag of good coffee
kiyoko has all - and i mean ALL - the snacks from the local convenience store on a tier list and when the vbc asked how the fuck she managed to do that she just went "my track team was a lot weirder than you guys"
actually the reason why daichi asked kiyoko to be the manager wasn't because kiyoko was the only one with no club activities going on it was because she gave asahi a hair tie when nobody else would and asahi had been trying to befriend her since (and also return said hair tie) but was too nervous to make the first move
asahi: "noooooo daaaaaaaiiiichiiiiiiiiii i caaaaaaaan't i'm so awkward and embarrassing!!!!" daichi, with all the confidence of a fifteen-year-old constantly winging it: "it's okay, i've got this!"
yeah he's just as surprised as you are that it worked out
especially considering he pitched it to her like a used car salesman
kiyoko carries a lot of hair ties with her when she starts just for asahi and when he leaves the team she doesn't stop bc she tells suga, daichi, and the second-years, "he'll come back, just wait and see"
THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!!!! THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!! THEY WERE FRIE -
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revlischarm · 4 months
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what are some of your favourite one piece hc's :?
Sorry this took so long I was jotting them down as I went. I’m sure I missed some of them because a few weren’t coming to mind but uhhhh. The list turned out way longer than I thought it would be!!
• All of the ones you listed because they’re great
• Transman Crocodile
• Transman Ace
• Sabo has a tattoo like Ace’s except on his right arm, and it says “SABO” but with the “A” crossed out. heheheheh ‘SBO’ lmao
• Sharp teeth Zoro supremacy
• Ace has narcolepsy
• Luffy has a tattoo of the dawn that doubles as a Strawhat on his forearm!! I saw that idea somewhere and I’ve just. Amassed it into my horde.
• Zoro getting the Strawhat Jolly Roger tattooed on his back after Luffy is King of the Pirates,,,my beloved,,,
• Luffy has a bracelet of beads like Ace’s after Marineford!!! So does Sabo :)
• Zoro instinctively likes doing things in sets of three’s. Has a thing when it comes to numbers and counting. I’m inflicting him with a very specific brand of OCD/Autism. I saw this stuff with him counting certain things in this one Lawzo fic?? Fucking amazing, highly recommend. I’m gonna link it here just for how incredible it portrays Zoro.
Seriously, even if Lawzo isn’t your thing, I recommend it alone just based on that particular Zoro trait.
• Robin can do an impeccable horror girl scream. You know the one.
• Zoro can do math in his head insanely quickly
• Zoro knows how to garden a bit after time on Kuraigana
• Luffy is super knowledgeable about bugs, actually! His favorite kind of insects are Atlas Beetles
• Sabo is fucking unhinged. Good for him. Would crush the skull of anyone who so much as looks at Luffy the wrong way.
• I’m partial to the idea that Luffy has a super high metabolism
• Zoro’s got an oral fixation (Luffy might too, actually)
• Colorblind Crocodile
• Zoro is agender!!! Mostly uses they/he, but honestly, I don’t think Zoro would fucking care what pronouns you use for them
• Luffy has a bad habit of gnawing on things, especially fingernails, when he’s hungry. Which begs the question, are his fingernails rubber as well? When they fall to the ground like rubbings from an eraser, do they too retain their elastic properties? Who can say. Do Luffy’s teeth fluctuate between solid and rubber. Is Luffy capable of breaking any bones at all. I have so many questions about the physics of devil fruits sometimes you have no idea
• Sanji smokes because it can stave off hunger; he’s also always the last to eat, waiting until everyone else has their meal before eating himself
• Law is a fucking nerd and I’ll say it. He’s absolutely the type to try and act/look cooler than he actually is and I think most of the fandom has fallen for that ruse. I love him still, tho. Pathetic wet meow meow. You are sad and depressing and a genuine freak. Good for you.
• I like thinking that Doflamingo is partially blind in one eye from getting hit by an arrow during his whole backstory as a kid, that’s why he’s always wearing the glasses. Yes I know he’s also wearing glasses as a kid, leave me alone, it’s between that and the idea that maybe he and Rosinante have some sort of light sensitivity, since they both have their eyes covered when they’re younger.
• Crocodile’s eyes are the most gorgeous shade of lavender I’ve ever fucking seen, I swear to god
• Goth family. Goth family. Goth family!!!! I don’t care how unlikely it is I FIRMLY believe that all three of them keep avid tabs on each other, and would 100% do frequent calls on den den if they weren’t affronted by the idea that it would seem needy(Idk if that’s the right word but. You know what I mean. They’re embarrassed to admit they care.)
• Zoro picked up a mishmash of behavioral traits from both Perona and Mihawk after the two years. Man knows how to do hair and paint nails now. Picked up a smidge of fashion sense from them both, too (and by that I mean goth)
• Law and Robin get along insanely well, they have the same sense of humor.
• Law loves anything even slightly bear-shaped. He has so many items that go along with the theme. Fucking loser nerd.
• Law also gets super moody on winter islands; I read a fic once where he tends to go to the local church whenever he visits one and. Yeah idk that felt right to me. Law’s got an overall SOMETHING of a relationship with religion (just based off some of what we saw with his childhood I think) that I’m not complex or knowledgeable enough to do a justified analysis of
• Sanji makes recipe books, and labels them with notes on what’s easiest vs more hard to make in case the crew ever needs that. Dude also absolutely has a notebook somewhere on how to prepare human meat should it ever come to that. The ideal way to mourn his passing. Consume the flesh of the fallen. Become feast.
• Sanji’s hands don’t have a single blemish on them, and he moistures them frequently, actually.
• Luffy gives platonic kisses to all of his crew mates!!! All of the love
• Franky sacrificed a lot of the feeling left in his body during the two year skip in order to get stronger for everyone :(
• Law has golden eyes, Zoro’s is silver, Luffy’s are an abyss of darkness. Like a bug!!!! Bug-eye luffy. He’s a creature to me.
• Luffy likes to walk up stairs on all fours
• I think another reason that Luffy’s built up such an immunity to poison is because he puts his mouth on literally EVERYTHING. Consumes so much that should be inedible and takes it in stride.
• On that note, I think that Zoro would deliberately ask Sanji to poison his meals sometimes just to build up his own resistance. Because that’s also the safest way to go about it honestly.
• Sanji burns really easily in the sun actually I think lmao. And he always has one part of his face that’s perfectly off-color
• The arm that Shanks lost was his dominant one :) that’s part of the reason Mihawk was so disappointed he lost it. He would sword fight with that hand. Any letters he tried to write to people came off as shaky and uneven for the longest time
• Zoro is ambidextrous. He can also write shockingly well with his mouth and his feet if need be. Fucker is absolutely planning to go multiple different sword styles one day. Cut off his legs, replace them with blades.
• Luffy will bite Zoro a lot just because. It’s Zoro. Why would he mind. Captain is just releasing pent up energy cause he got excited.
• Luffy is immune to getting acne—as well as most other skin conditions—since he’s made of rubber. Lucky bastard.
• Kidd has a ton of piercings that he can and will use as projectiles. He’s also 100% had tetanus and rabies as a child. It just fits.
• I think that—Zolu or not—Zoro was Luffy’s first kiss. Just based on principle. A captain and his first mate, sitting in a cramped dinghy for who knows how long together?? Listen, all I know is they must have talked about some weird shit. And Luffy probably mentioned that he’d never kissed anyone before if it was brought up, before going suddenly silent and then asking if he could kiss Zoro. Just because. And who’s Zoro to say no to his new captain?
• Sometimes Sabo will sit and just. Let himself be on fire. Just to see if he can feel Ace.
• I firmly believe one of the reasons Zoro and Sanji don’t get along is because of their differing views on woman—or more specifically, how Sanji acts with them that pisses Zoro off to an extent. And that’s due to the whole Kuina thing. The fact that Sanji would not only treat women like they’re glass, so capable of breaking and delicate, to the point where he refuses to so much as lay a finger (or toe in this case??) on them—it really fucking grates Zoro. If a person is demanding you to fight them on equal grounds, regardless of their gender, you shouldn’t disrespect them just because they’re female. Just feels like an insult. Cant fucking believe I gotta argue in defense of hitting women here because of you, Sanji
• Usopp has the second best observation haki on the crew—and I say second only because of the whole Luffy and Katakuri thing. Yeah. Third best would be either Zoro or Sanji, because we see Zoro specifically training with haki during the timeskip, and after losing an eye I refuse to believe that Mihawk wouldn’t give Zoro a pretty decent training in observation haki to make up for that. And Sanji just. Idk man he gives me the vibes, plus he always seems adept at being able to know when someone’s in danger (even if that’s only catering specifically to the female sex)
• I think that Zoro postures a lot whenever Luffy compliments Sanji or talks about how cool someone else is because he doubts his place on the crew a lot. Like. He’s just the swordsman, right? He’s a lot more replaceable than the other members of the crew, a swordsman isn’t totally needed to survive in the New World. Y’know. Stuff like that :)
• Zoro has a super high alcohol tolerance, so it takes a lot to get him drunk. He’s also got a high tolerance to most heavy sedatives.
• Zoro does the boob-grab thing to himself sometimes when he’s thinking. You know the one. I sure do. Hold the titty for comfort and serotonin.
• Law is an EXTREME control freak. Just in general.
• Zoro and Usopp are part of girls nights. Just because. They are.
• Transmac Usopp my beloved also—this is UNRELATED TO THE PREVIOUS HC. Usopp is part of girls nights because of his chill vibes!!!! Don’t get it twisted. I’ll bite you.
• Everyone is autistic. Not just the Strawhats, but like. Everyone in the One Piece universe. Luffy is the most autistic. He’s going to be King of the Autistics. His hyperfixation is pirates and he’s collecting crew mates like plushies at the end of his bed
Idk if I have more, I probably do just stirring around in my brain somewhere
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Jerome Valeska, Victor Zsasz, and Jervis Tetch with a male!crossdresser!reader
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Jerome Valeska
Jerome thinks it’s hot
Some people judge you, but Jerome doesn’t really see why
He says as long as it looks good on you he doesn’t have a problem.
While you guys are together, he buys you a dress that says J on the back.
You guys live together, and whenever you do your makeup, he sits on the counter and asks what everything is.
HE ASKS YOU TO DO HIS MAKEUP
it’s kinda hard with his face but you do it anyway
When you guys first met he asked you if you were a drag queen
If anyone starts bothering you about it, Jerome just comes up and says “Is there a problem here?” then they just run away.
He always calls you hot or sexy
if you’re ever sad, he goes in your closet and matches outfits with you, then takes you out on a date
He’s never embarrassed to be around you, Jerome honestly doesn’t care about your looks, but he does think you’re hot.
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Victor Zsasz
He saw you while he was on a mission.
Thought you were pretty brave for being a guy wearing feminine clothes in a place like Gotham.
Once he killed the person he was sent to kill, he rushed over to you.
Victor just gave you his number, winked, and left.
He picked up the phone as soon as you called and asked you on a date.
You said yes (obviously)
You guys started talking on the date then just kinda started a relationship from there.
After dating him, nobody has messed with you.
Some random guy comes up to you and says “What are you, gay??” Shot immediately. (I mean if you’re dating Victor technically you are gay but whatever)
That just continues until you’re treated like a normal person.
Victor is not ashamed of being seen around you, because why would he?
He would never admit it, but he thinks you’re adorable
HE TAKES YOU SHOPPING WHENEVER SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS
It’s your birthday? Shopping. You got promoted? Shopping. You paid bills? Shopping.
Yeah
Victor just wants to know what you like so he can buy you stuff himself
If someone makes fun of you guys while you both are out somewhere
They get yelled at before they get murdered
It’s mostly just Victor saying “What did you just say about him?” Before shooting the person like 7 times.
Victor has to go on missions a lot, so he spoils you a lot to make sure you know he loves you :)
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Jervis Tetch
HE LOVES IT SO MUCH
Jervis didn’t expect his Alice to be a man, but whatever.
You caught his eye one day when you were out with your friends and you had a blue dress.
Thats when he knew he was in love.
He followed you home and put a rose outside your door with a note telling you where he was.
When you got there, there was a tea party set up at his house.
Jervis gave you a box, and when you opened it, there was a dress identical to Alice’s.
(I’m going off the Disney movie whenever I make any reference to Alice or anything related to that)
YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ALICE IN WONDERLAND RELATED OUTFIT NOW
Mushroom earrings, the Alice dress, a mad hatter hat, a necklace with a card of hearts (is that right lmao) and a bracelet with a rabbit charm
He draws little teacups on your face when you’re doing your makeup
(Sorry im always doing domestic Jervis LMAOOOOO)
Jervis couldn’t care less that you were a man, all he cares about is that you’re his Alice and he’s your Mad Hatter.
Don’t ask why Jerome’s was so short
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Tags: @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @gotham-swag @mazoga-the-dork and one more it won’t let me tag
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inkrabbit · 2 years
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Hello!
First I'd like to say that I love your writing! Also I'm still a bit new to Tumblr so please forgive me if I'm doing this wrong or don't explain something well lmao.
I was wondering if it would be possible to do headcannons on how any of the Papas would react to finding out their s/o is incredibly strong? And they can pick their Papa up and carry them around with no problem? I imagined that and thought it was hilarious :D
Thank you and please feel free to ignore this if it is confusing or overwhelming at all <3
you're so sweet omg ty <3333 but bb don't you even apologize. so long as anything is within my rule set, anything goes. requests can literally be like Primo x reader and I would be fine with that xD
hcs below the cut. if anyone's wondering, I'm keeping Rob Zombie's version of Michael Myers in mind as a sort of "base". and, as always, it's GN
Primo:
he's surprised at first
like really surprised
he knows the ghouls are pretty strong, but someone who had originally started out as a sibling??? it catches him off guard
bonus points if you worked under him and one day just casually show off your strength
mans has never been so confused in his life
but you know what? he absolutely loves it
his ghouls get a little jealous since he starts asking you for extra help with anything
but he's also gonna worry about you
"Girasole, are you sure you're not straining yourself? You know you need to take breaks."
pls don't pick him up. he might not like to admit that he's old, but he's decently frail and he's a little scared of heights
Secondo:
he knew something was up when you didn't back down from one of his ghouls that was getting a little snippy with him
and it may or may not have turned him on watching you quite literally throw said ghoul across the church
"Minga! I knew you were the one when I laid my eyes on you, uccello canoro."
starts calling you "mia guerriera/mio guerriero" which just means "my warrior"
but pls don't try picking him up around people
or doing anything to even hint that he's weaker than you (even tho we all know he is)
he still likes to appear as though he's "top dog"
100% changes behind closed doors tho
he turns into such a sap in your hands, and when he's feeling extra stressed, he'll happily let you lead
he trusts you, with both his mind and body. and he especially trusts you know how to keep your strength in check
Terzo:
"MY S/O CAN BEAT UP YOUR S/O!"
often gushes about you to anyone who's unfortunate enough to be within earshot
and he won't shut his mouth, even if you pay him
has his absolute favorite stories about you showcasing your strength
but don't let his enthusiasm about everything fool you. he is a little weary around you
sure, he trusts you. but it's not 100% and he unintentionally walks on eggshells around you
"I'd rather take a fall on stage any day than fight you, amore."
he still spoils you with whatever you want, even if you don't want him to go through all the trouble. he's just that type of lover
if you train/spar, know full well he's gonna be your personal cheerleader. you might make him a little hesitant, but you're still his number 1, and he's gonna remind you that
congratulations, you're also one of his bodyguards whenever he goes out. and it's totally not an excuse to spend all of his time with you
Cardinal Copia:
have you always been this strong??? was he blind???
Lucifer below, he doesn't remember you being able to pick everything up like it was nothing before you two started dating
okay, yeah. it's hot to him. but he's too embarrassed to say anything
who wouldn't want you? you literally make him feel so safe, like nothing could ever hurt him
well... whenever you're not zoning out
Copia's a naturally shy guy, maybe a little too pampered growing up. but he's seen the horrors of the world and of people. he's scared you're only dating him out of pity, or simply you'll simply just one day and snap and show him how strong you really are
don't be offended, but he's also hesitant to let you hold his rats
not many people like them. it's fine, but he's just being extra careful. they're like his children they are
still makes all the time in the world to be with you tho, and he showers you in affection
and it's not just to stay on your "good side". he's just a naturally loving man, and he's gonna make sure you get all of his love second (Sister Imperator comes first)
Papa Emeritus IV/Popia:
any worry he had about you? gone. doesn't exist anymore erased like his older brothers
brings you everywhere with him and shows you off, especially during rituals because, yes, you're either gonna be off to the side of the stage, or down on the ground in front
and expect him to trot on over while he's singing to interact with you
has he cirice'd you during a ritual before? yes he has. does he plan on doing it again? 100% and you can't stop him. he loves telling stories about how "Papa cirice'd the strongest person in the abbey and got away with it"
feels safest when he's with you, especially if you're holding him
pls give his forehead a little kiss. he loves having you pick him up while he's on stage just to show off, but he also craves gentle affection
"Ah, not even my own ghouls give me a sense of security like you do, mio roccio/mia roccia!"
he doesn't look at just your physical strength, but also taps into your mentality
and you're also the first person he goes to whenever he's worried about something
all he'll want is to lay in bed with you, cuddle with you and his rats and talk about anything that comes to mind. nothing else matters
Papa Nihil:
gives you increasingly heavier things to see what your limit is
is a bit scared when nothing bothers you and you're lifting everything up like it's a feather
nearly had a heart attack when you lifted him up as a joke
saw his life flash before his eyes and cowered behind his ghouls for a bit
dw he's fine. he's just being the drama queen that he is
congratulations, you now get all of the heavy-lifting jobs, especially the ones he doesn't feel like doing
he's praising you all the way tho, very supportive
"I know I can be a little... overzealous, especially on stage. But you, mio piccolo diavolo/mia piccola diavola, will always be the one I want."
give the idiot a chance. and then a couple more after that. he's a little dense and lives in the moment, but he's trying his best... and he might like being able to gloat that his S/O could probably lift a train
you'll never know it, but several songs he's written (and eventually scrapped) were all about you and how amazing you are. there was only 1 that ever mentioned your strength
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lady-lunaaa · 7 months
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I come with QUESTIONS for the question game.
What is the last scene you wrote for your neighbor obi wip?
Share the scene you just wrote, written by another person pov- mafia Zeke wip OR the pock breakup wip
Share 3 songs from your playlist for OSAS
What is your favorite scene you've written so far? Your mythology wip please
What is the last dialogue line for neighbor obi, mafia Zeke, mythology wip, spy au, werewolf pock, pock break-up
Share your fave paragraph for werewolf pock
Give the first line for your break up pock wip
Write the next five sentences for merman nai and share
What's the last scene you wrote for werewolf pock
Choose any number you want and give us the inside scoop on the spy au with our fave aot loves and merman nai
Bonus: Do you have any Dottore crumbs to share?
GIRL, YOU WENT HAM. I am wheezing! I love how you know each and every one of my current WIPs 😂 I love you, baby 💙 I shall answer under the cut
The last scene I wrote for my next door neighbour!Obito wip was a little dialogue draft between Kakashi and Obito discussing how he (Obi) needs to let people (aka reader) in.
Lil' mafia boss Zeke pov:
He burst inside to find you lounging behind the bar, sipping on a drink. You liked to help yourself. Only fair, he thought, since he did the same with your sweet pussy. You quickly straightened at the intrusion, perfect tits clad in lace bouncing with the movement, before you noticed it was him and relaxed back into your casual stance. Your elbows leant on the polished wood counter as you eyed him curiously. He didn't bother with a greeting as he stalked over to join you. Time for that drink.
You watched him silently as he catered to himself, downing the first measure of whisky he poured into the crystal-cut glass before pouring another. And then another.
The good thing about you was that you didn't ask questions, never had. You just followed him blindly and let him handle his business while you handled yours. Not to say that you were stupid or timid, far fucking from it. You were the smartest, most calculating, and fucking craziest bitch he'd ever met – you were his perfect match, he'd admit if he was being sentimental.
Okay, I absolutely adore my OSaS playlist so I love this question! It's hard to pick just 3 but Fear of the Water by SYML, Won't by Tanerélle and Her and the Sea by CLANN.
Hmmm I haven't actually written a whole lot for Hephaestus!Obito yet but if I had to choose it'd be the scene between Fugaku and the boys in the throne room. I'll add a snippet:
Itachi sighs, looking at the place his brother once stood with a troubled expression. Fugaku hasn't taken his eyes off his eldest son, a look of disdain clear on his features.
"And you, boy" Obito hates when he calls him that, he is well past the age of being addressed as such, a man of two and thirty, "dress appropriately for when our guests arrive, I will not have you embarrass me any more than you already do."
Obito's jaw ticks as he clenches his mouth shut to keep the foul words he wishes to speak spilling from his tongue.
Last line of dialogue from next door neighbour!Obito (I chose this WIP since it's the only one with actual dialogue so far lmao):
"Because….nothing is gonna happen."
"Is that the truth or what you want yourself to believe?"
Again, I'm not into the meat and bones of werewolf Porco yet but I'll include a snippet of a scene:
"What?! If she wants to be one of us, she might as well get used to the ridiculous superstitions that run this hick town. It's a borderline cult…" Zeke mumbles, wiping at the stain on his front.
"What do you mean by that?" you ask, a feeling of unease creeping into your gut at their shifty reactions, but morbid curiosity wins out. You always were too nosy for your own good, your mother would tell you as a child, "curiosity killed the cat".
"It's nothing, really. Just silly old wives tales, that's all." Marcel answers for him with a nervous chuckle, his eyes darting away from you too soon, betraying his lie. A half-hearted attempt at changing the subject if you had to guess. But you don't give in that easily.
"Oh come on, I haven't encountered anything nearly as interesting as this since I got here. Unless sheep farming and trees count…how's a gal supposed to keep herself entertained?" you take a nonchalant sip of your rum and coke.
"I like this one," Zeke grins wolfishly, showing his teeth, Pieck sends another jab his way before sliding her hand under his and entwining their fingers. They make a cute couple, opposites attract and all that.
First line from ex-boyfriend Porco WIP:
How long does it take to fall out of love with someone?
The last scene I wrote for werewolf Porco was him and reader meeting for the first time. It's in note form so I shan't be sharing a snippet. But he runs into her (literally) all shirtless and sweaty 🤤
I literally hadn't started Merman!Nai besides notes so y'all get the boring beginning 🤣
The ocean is a predator, its roar deafening and inescapable, swelling up as if to devour you whole. The ship shrieks and cracks as its body is ripped apart and claimed by the sea. You can hear the horrified shouts of your men but you cannot see them. Nothing but the dark blue maw opening before you is visible, foaming edges curled like fangs, as it descends upon you.
Okay, I'm choosing my AoT spy!au and I'm just gonna share my favourite moment so far:
You saw the shadow of emotions flicker behind his eyes, saw it in the set of his clenched jaw, the subtle flare of his nostrils. And for a moment you thought he might not keep his cool, but to his credit, he smoothened out his countenance and even pulled a hand from his pocket and held it out to you. Before you knew what you were doing you were placing your hand in his. Your calloused skin softened over the months prior to the war (although your scars remained), but his were still rough and warm against your own, and it jolted a memory loose of the last time your flesh met his.
It was at an ambassador meeting shortly after the peace treaty, a show of good will between two previously warring nations, and the feelings that had welled up inside you threatened to raze the building to its foundations. Who could really blame you for what happened after that? A carnal clash of hatred, desire and frustration.
You didn't even bother looking up at the man as you leant fowards and placed a hand on his chest, resisting the urge to dig clawed fingernails into his heart, and murmured, "Drinks are on you, Galliard."
I unfortunately do not have any Dottore crumbs 🥲 it is my greatest shame, preparing for my flogging as I write this. Maybe one day...
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flowered-mp3 · 2 years
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pls ignore this (unless you’re curious), i’m literally just going to rant about this guy that i’m seeing because he makes my brain hurt and i’m kinda freaking out over it
date number god damn three went horrifically well. i’m a god damn mess. his guy actually likes me and i like him (i actually made him tell me that he likes me in plain language lmfao). 
this date was chaotic as shit, but it was the most fun that i’ve had in a long time. i spent over 12 hours with him. we went to the mall to play a stupid fucking game, went to an arcade place (but he couldn’t reload his points properly to play the games and we were CRYING laughing because he felt so embarrassed but it was funny to both of us because it was super chaotic), and then we went to a restaurant to eat dinner instead BUT it was a 30 min wait so we go to a wendy’s instead BUT no one was at the drive thru so we settled on eating mcdonalds in his car LMAO. he also admitted that he didn’t eat the entire fucking day during this “searching for food” process and i got kinda mad and yelled “WHAT?” and he laughed at my response but then i remembered that i also didn’t eat since he picked me up and i felt bad alsdfjlkj
so as we were getting food i was like “i feel so bad i’m so sorry for not saying something or suggesting that we get food” and this MAN puts his hand on my thigh and said that it’s not my fault in that comforting voice that he has and my brain-short circuited so much to the point that i held his hand immediately and interlaced our fingers?!?!? i squeeze his hand and he squeezes back? then after we eat mcdonalds in his car he drives me back home, but parks 2 mins away in my residential area to talk (just like our first date). we hold hands again and cuddle in his car at 10:30 pm and it’s dark out LIKE WTF and then my arm was falling asleep so i ended up hugging his arm (?) lol and his hand was resting on my thigh and he started rubbing his thumb against my thigh like FUCK that’s so fucking hot of him like my GOD why tf like WHAT IS THIS DATE
we talk about relationship shit, and essentially talk about our fears and stuff. i literally said that i like him and that it terrifies me and he says that he’s scared too. then he asks about my past relationships with men and i answer them and i ask stuff too. he says that all three of our dates are in his top 5 of all time. idk how to do this anymore. i’m fucking scared. i don’t know what’s happening to me. 
but he made me laugh so much, like i genuinely cannot remember the last time that i laughed and smiled that much. i don’t think that i’ve ever felt so comfortable with someone in a long time. we matched and i felt nothing. i responded on a whim. first phone call i was like “oh. he’s funny and i laughed alot”, then first date i was like “oh, he’s cute and fun to be around.” and now i’m like “i want to see you all the time and kiss your stupid fucking mouth and hold your fucking hand and share my fears and goals and experiences with you. i want to learn about your interests. you’re so dorky but i’m so unbelieveably attracted to you that i want you to do filthy things to me and i want to do filthy things to you and [redacted]”
BUT U KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING KICKER IS? he’s also seeing another girl so i am trying my absolute best to remain unfazed and uninvested. like i signed up for this. i KNEW that he was also talking to another girl. i KNOW that i signed up for this. but all i can do at this point is wait it out, and see where it goes. who knows, maybe this feeling will go away, and this whole rant is pointless but i’m losing my mind right now when i know that i shouldn’t be but i am anyway. 
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haitanizzz · 3 years
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hello since you guys are a new blog i wanted to request. Can i have separate headcanons of mikey, the kawata twins, baji and mitsuya with a male s/o who takes the dominant role in the relationship. Hes also a really badass fighter and has a really scary reputation thats makes people afraid of him but is really chill and more like a himbo.
omg tysm for requesting!! we did our best since this is our first request, we hope you like it♡
characters: mikey, souya, mitsuya, nahoya, baji x male reader (2nd pov)
cw: slight violence, pure fluff tbh, spelling errors
L: mikey, souya, mitsuya
F: nahoya, baji
mikey:
mikey would be the one who wants to be pampered by you all the time. always asking for piggy-back rides/asking you to carry him, basically clinging to you everytime he’s with you. you're basically the new draken once you start dating lmao he isn’t scared of pda at all so expect a lot of that too especially when you’re the one being intimate in public. he’s not the type to get embarrassed easily but when it’s with you..oh boy..just grab his wrist and pull him into a hug and he’s already red as hell (the others will tease him if they see you especially draken and baji). he likes how intimidating you're to other people but also gets jealous when you get way too much attention lol if anyone looks at mikey in a bad way you just glare at them and they're already walking away in fear. loves it when you take him out to eat to your fav place and actually falls asleep on you. everyone in the gang who doesn't know you is actually really scared of you but it changes once you brought food to a meeting. (everyone loved it)
he thinks you're really cool when you fight and actually looks up to you in a way. when he sees you fighting it gives him so much energy that he's next to you in a second throwing punches as well. he loves it when after a fight with another gang you're all over him checking him for any injuries and taking care of him if he got hurt. (he deserves all the love tbh:(<3) he will fake being hurt just to be carried.
souya:
i think he's a very shy person when he's with you especially at the beginning of your relationship. the same as mikey, he's the youngest sibling and he loves to be pampered but doesn't really show it. grab his hand in public and he's gonna be a shy blabbering mess, he doesn't know where to look or what to say he's so embarrassed😭 nahoya will make fun of him if he catches you two and souya's face gets even more red if that's possible and since he's too shy to hold hands he just follows you around like a puppy or just holds your pinkie. your reputation comes in handy since i feel like he's not really a social person and hates being at the center of attention, so people usually stay away from you.
he absolutely adores how strong you're and thinks you're amazing and would love to have you teach him some moves! secretly loves it but pretends to be annoyed when you just show up at his house and take him for a ride not taking no as an answer. hug him from behind when you're in private and he will melt.
mitsuya:
now for the love of god please take this boy to your house at the weekends for a day long cuddling session cuz he needs. a. break. don't get me wrong he loves his sisters more than anything but he really needs someone to look after him too. (and that's why you're here) loves to go shopping with you for fabrics and going out to eat to a nearby restaurant that you choose everytime. not gonna lie he was scared shitless when he first met you but that image of you quickly shattered when you used a corny pick-up line on him when he bumped into you and yeah you've been dating ever since lmao the first time he took you home his sisters were hiding at his legs and the next second you showed them the stuffed toys you bought them they were all over you. luna and mana loves you sm tbh you always bring them candy (without mitsuya knowing ofc) and they just love the headpats you give them. once he was in the kitchen preparing dinner for you guys (you were sleeping over) and found you and his sisters on top of you sleeping on the floor, he took a polaroid of you and has it hanged up in his room.
he loves how you're more than capable of protecting yourself and actually wants you to teach him so he can get stronger. even though he knows you're strong he still worries but when you just flash him your stupid smile it all goes away. (he also blushed but looked away.)
nahoya:
i just know he would show you off to everyone. he's so proud of you and he wants everyone to know how amazing you are:( also i feel like he would use you to treathen people?? "do you have any idea who my boyfriend is? don't make me tell him to-" you would have to cover his mouth in embrassement and apologize to the poor guy who accidentally bumped into smiley and made him fall. i like to imagine that he's clingy as hell, especially when you're around others. you can't get him off of you because he constantly wants to hold your hands, ask for headpats maybe even climb on your back and clinge to you like a koala. (please do give him headpats he will melt on the spot). he just wants to show off his love for you to the others:(
his poor brother was literally shitting his pants when you first joined the gang, meanwhile nahoya was basically all over you, asking things like "where did you learn to fight?","can you teach me some moves??", basically smiley being the social butterfly he is.
he's overall so so proud of you and looks up at you so much. he loves how you're independent and that you can protect yourself and others, it makes him feel at ease!
baji:
to be honest he didn't like you at the start when he met you. he imagined you as a person full of himself because he's stronger than others. he was really avoidant of you, maybe even suspicious that you want something from the gang. but when he saw you play with some kittens at his usual spot where he was feeding the stray cats?? oh boy that man literally fell in love with you, he just didn't want to admit it yet. from that day you two would usually go and hang out around that spot, just talking about meaninlgess things and playing with the kittens. and when you planned a cat cafe date with him as your first one, he never thought he can fall even harder for you.
i like to imagine that when baji does something stupid the gang is calling you immediately, half of them already has your number saved just in case 💀. he hates to admit it but he loves pda, he's just too shy to ask for it and likes to play the though guy. but when you take his hand in your's around the others?? he would be a stuttering and blushing mess.
he thinks you're the coolest person he ever met, even if he had his doubts in the beginning. you're like his role model, he always tells you how you take out the best of him. i feel like he has a hard time showing his emotions, but he loves you and is really proud of you!:)
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simplysimpingsimp · 2 years
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Hiya! since requests are open, can I please get a kamaboko squad x s/o who used to perform by singing and dancing before becoming a slayer?
And s/o likes to sing sometimes while they all travel together on their missions, just to keep the spirits up. so she's like their equivalent of a radio lmao
s/o's not necessarily famous, they just like, performed at their local theatre or smth - to cheer people up and sometimes earn money. I've been listening to the traditional version of the song Senbonzakura too much(Kyounosuke's voice is so powerful! and maybe s/o's voice is that powerful too), and I just think traditional Japanese dancing is dope
thank you and have a good one ^^
Hi hi anon!! I’m super sorry for taking a while to get to you TT I promise I’m not ignoring any of you when i take long ToT Ahhh I love this prompt! It reminds me of this really cute clip of Dolly Parton with Patti LaBelle and they’re making music with their nails and singing together TT it’s completely unrelated but made me think of that haha (,: as always I’m super sorry for any mistakes! Please feel free to let me know if there’s anything you’d like me to change or fix <3
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🌼 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝚂/𝙾 𝙷𝙲𝚜
🌼 𝚔𝚗𝚢 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛
🌼 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛
🌼 𝚃𝚆/𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎!
🌼 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎'𝚜: 𝙵/𝙰 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕
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𝑻𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒊𝒓𝒐
he absolutely adored her voice TT genuinely believes that she should have a career as a performer and not a demon slayer
Tanjiro would definitely try to sing with her but would mostly end up humming because he felt bad for his own tone deafness when he tried to harmonize with her
Though he did feel his heart flutter whenever he’d hear her words of encouragement to join her
There was always a greater sense of peace because of her singing when they would travel long distances
Her singing always made things better to him, just hearing the power in her voice was enough to motivate him
Mans constantly had water ready for her whenever she’d pause her singing TT
He always loved to hear her take on classical type songs especially romantic ones — honestly he might even be moved to tears
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𝒁𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒔𝒖
this man was automatically her number one fan
He would definitely do fan chants TT even though he was openly embarrassing himself but he could care less — he would express his love in any way possible
Zenitsu’s requests would always be love songs and his interjections would be his fangirl screams of “N/N I DIDNT KNOW YOU LOVED ME THAT MUCH”
Would constantly cling to her when he could while she sang
Zenitsu definitely believed her voice had some demon warding power from the sheer strength
He enjoyed being able to hear the little tone and note changes in her voice because of his enhanced hearing
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𝑰𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒆
at first didn’t understand how a war cry could sound so gentle and soothing
Then it was explained to him that she was singing
“OHHHHHH, N/N SING ONE ABOUT HOW GREAT LORD INOSUKE IS!”
Though Zenitsu and Tanjiro would definitely cringe hearing her made up lyrics about a cool boar boss and a gang of a mouse,tanuki, f/a and rabbit, it always made all of them laugh
Inosuke would probably carry her around, lifting her onto his shoulders so her voice could be heard louder
Though he wouldn’t admit it out loud, he loved her lullabies most
He would always ask for her to sing him a song just before he fell asleep in her arms
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𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒚𝒂
at first it got on his nerves because he didn’t know how to act TT but now it just makes his heart go all mushy
Feels that the trip is incomplete and awkward if she isn’t singing
He loves to hear the bright and cheery songs that she sings
Definitely would be shy to ask her to sing specific songs especially if they were love songs
Genya would love holding her hand when she would sing, he’s so precious TT
He would also quietly sing with her as she sang, though he would get so lost in the song that it would become a solo
The only thing that brought him back was her gentle giggle and apologizing for messing up his groove when he stopped singing TT
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ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ! ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ ɪɴ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs/ᴀsᴋs/ɪᴅᴇᴀs/ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs/ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs/ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ !! sᴇᴇ ʏᴀʟʟ sᴏᴏɴ <3
ᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs: 27
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moonandsunwoo · 3 years
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Eric Sohn as your boyfriend
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➛ eric sohn x reader (I dont think I used any pronouns but feel free to comment if I missed it!) fluff
➛ listen to: let me in (20 Cube) by ENHYPEN
➛ warnings: some mild swearing, there is suggestive content under the second cut but not fullblown nsfw
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❥...!𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭:
Eric quite literally fell for you
and it was a painful fall at that, your freshly bought succulent adding some extra weight and definition to the whole tragedy
also because the dirt spilled everywhere and your poor Echeveria plant got yeeted right under a moving bus - because of course it would
and Eric just panicked
Like if he could have moved from beneath you, he would have definitely considered just going for it because oh my god the embarrassment
And then he looked up and you had about the prettiest face Eric could even imagine
So that made it ten million times worse
Luckily Sangyeon didn't raise no bitch
Luckily, Sangyeon also saw what happened from inside of the building, alongside Hyunjae and Jacob who had sent the poor boy running in the first place
Alright, technically Eric sent himself almost tripping out of the facility himself, because he forgot about the existence of bus times
Therefore he had to sprint to catch the bus
Well he didn't, funny enough, your poor succulent however did
-.-
it resulted in Jacob sweet-talking you from your initial shock into a state of almost comfort and Eric wishing he could have that kind of effect on people
it resulted in Jacob sweet-talking you from your initial shock into a state of almost comfort and Eric wishing he could have that kind of effect on people
it resulted in Jacob sweet-talking you from your initial shock into a state of almost comfort and Eric wishing he could have that kind of effect on people
But noooo he just had to run them over
He went and did pick the succulent up tho
or more like, tried to scrape the mashed up remains from off the pavement until you told him that it was no use anyways
That succulent was mush and so were Erics hopes of catching that last bus to get to class on time
So he offers you to go buy a new plant with him (after class though, because Sangyeon already gave him a warning death glare)
And whilst he wasn't as smooth as he had wished he was, you happily agreed
because damn he was cute alright
You guys did meet up after his class ended and you had a blast to say the least
and Eric came home with a cactus himself and a huge massive crush on you
Tries not to flex that he got your number and fails
Can't stop talking about you for the rest of the week because wow you guys just clicked so well and and and
Sunwoo would obviously never not call this a date btw and Eric would blush every time.
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❥..!𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩:
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Took him some time tbh
Simply because even though it was obvious, he still couldn't believe that someone like you fell for him
You guys went on so so many dates shopping sprees, small trips ect. and checked out almost every cafe that was near (for scientific purposes ofc. to see where the best coffee would get served. wink wonk)
to the point where he even took you to meet the rest of the boyz
And no one really believed that you guys were just friends
because you weren't
Well luckily he got over himself one day
and confess he did, just maybe he was so rushed and mumbly with it, and probably switching between every language he knew, that he had to do it twice
At least he made you feel special lmao
When you confessed your feelings to him too, he just kinda sat there for a second
Like 'wow it's that easy??'
He felt like he skipped an important step in an instruction book
Like a math problem that was too easy to be that simple
Would have his moment of megalomania right after because you ✨liked ✨him✨ back✨
We all know how competitive he can get, the good man
So prepare yourself for battling out the most basic things
will make everything a competition if he can
will also lose, like more than fifty percent of the time but its okay
just kiss him afterwards or something
That will send him into a hormonal overdrive instantly
Not that he would admit it tho hahah
Heeee??? flustered because you did as much kiss him???? ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦᶠ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ
Please wear his clothes
Can be anything, really; his shirt, sweater, hoodie, his huge jackets or a pair of sweats
Do it and he will melt and only grin dopey for the rest of the night
The type of boyfriend to wake you up at 3AM because he swears he heard someone knock against the window no kidding
on the third floor
he had a nightmare, just hold him
Can't cook, will however try to impress you with his cooking skills none the less
Hey at least he cleans up afterwards *ahem* sunwoo *ahem*
if you cant already do it, he'd probably love trying to go skating with you
would one hundred percent be the most patient you had ever seen him and so proud after every accomplishment no matter how tiny
Will ramble about his day to you
Will get all loud and boast-y if you decide to visit him at the studio
"HEY BABE LOOK I CAN DO TWELVE FLIPS BLINDFOLDED-"
"Eric no."
Eager kisser, I just want to say it again
Will buy you a succulent every anniversary. Guaranteed.
Very unlike how he is when your like alone and sinning (lol sry)
Very gentle with you, asks like seven thousand times if its okay and if you're comfortable
kinda scared that he could do something wrong, kinda insecure about himself
Maybe you’re even his first time and he's just so unsure oh dear
Like what if you dont like it oh my god what if he does something WRONG
knocks out almost immediately after sex, after giving his best to take care of you
Very much into cuddling afterwards, but don't ever bring it up he will yeet
I know many people might disagree with that but I will gladly die on that hill alright
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🪴 ꒱
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neo-shitty · 3 years
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bruise lee — h.js
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description. han jisung has lost to lees all his life, he should’ve been used to it by now.
pairings. han jisung x female reader (ft. 3racha and mark from nct lmao)
genre. fluff, high school!au, slight pining
warnings. swearing.
word count. 2.6k
notes. this is a checkmate prequel but you don’t need to read it enjoy this one (i still recommend it tho xd). and yes, mark’s here and the ‘hanlim tigers’ are mostly the lees of nct. a stayzen has her needs, let her be. rest assured, no lees were harmed in the making of this fic. lastly, you might want to play close by han jisung while reading this one. you’ll get it later!
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Han Jisung has lost to Lees all his life, he should’ve been used to it by now. But no other loss came close to the one he suffered after the hockey game between Seoul’s top art high schools. 
The score was 1-0 and the entire time they—Jisung and the 2 other boys—were thinking the game would end in an egg. But right as the timer ticked zero, a Hanlim Tiger striked the puck hard enough to score a gino therefore winning the game at the last second.
No, Jisung and the others weren’t a part of the hockey team that suffered the loss. They were just mere audiences rooting for their school. And beside them were the 3 girls who were torn between supporting the team of the school they hailed from and cheering for their childhood friends on the other team.
Hanlim, despite only coming second to the list of top art high schools in Seoul, wasn’t too bad when it came to sports. Specifically, hockey. Though they did admit that hockey was pretty much a dead sport, with only a small number of the population still interested in it, it didn’t stop Hanlim from making an effort to win the interschool sports fest every year for the past five years in a row. 
And the rumored key to their success? The frightening amount of Lees. 
Jisung believed that Lees simply existed to ruin his life. He remembered losing the top spot in the class ranking to a Lee in middle school, losing all the dance offers and opportunities to his own friend Lee Minho in high school and losing the first and only underground rap battle he had in freshman year to a fellow freshman from the rival school named Lee Minhyung. 
He recalled Minhyung’s retreating figure being welcomed by the Hanlim seniors while he stood there frozen and unable to rebut anything. Thankfully, Changbin took over to recover the lost points. But the trauma of losing against such an angel-looking boy he underestimated made him both frustrated and embarrassed.
Seeing the same guy from the traumatic memory embedded in his head—even after all those years—still made his skin crawl. Even more so when he saw Minhyung score the winning goal for Hanlim which made him think, Is that man bad at anything at all?
As soon as the game was over, Jisung wanted to leave immediately. Watching Minhyung march around only made the memory of the most embarrassing experience in his entire rapping career resurface in his mind as if it just happened yesterday. But his luck couldn’t get any worse when Minhyung was called over by the girls he was with.
Minhyung, who went by the name Mark now, walked over with a bright smile on his face. He gave a high five to each of the girls before making small talk. Jisung didn’t get how he had a grudge on someone who probably didn’t mean to embarrass him all those years ago. Mark seemed kind, nice, humble and harmless. In short, a thousand times better than he’ll ever be.
But Jisung caught him as he eyed one girl in the group and all thoughts of befriending Mark were thrown out the window.
“We should catch up some time,” Mark said, tapping your shoulder.
You smiled back before giving him a small nod, “Let’s see. Next week?”
Mark nodded before running off to the other direction where the rest of his team was. And it was the shy smile on your face and the teasing looks on everyone else’s faces that made Jisung think that he’d lost to another Lee again. Scratch that, one Lee but twice. Talk about ego downfall. 
It’s been about a month since it happened and as the talent show at the end of the first semester of junior year neared, Jisung desperately needed to get his shit together but he couldn’t. He’d been writing song after song for his final performance but none of them met his standard and it only left him in a bout of disappointment.
In a fit of pent up frustration, he found himself in Chan’s apartment on a weekday night about three days before the talent show asking for help. 
“So, you’re going solo for the talent show?” Chan spun on his swivel chair to face Jisung who was lying on his bed, staring at the empty ceiling. “Changbin and I are performing together. What if you join us instead?”
Jisung shook his head, “I promised myself I’d go solo this year. I’ll join you in the year-end performance though.” He pushed himself up to hand Chan his pocket notebook filled with scattered, unorganized writing before he lied back down. “I wrote a few lyrics but I don’t feel satisfied with any of them.”
Chan flipped the pocketbook open to the last page with spilled ink. It took him a few moments to read the words written in lazy, rushed hand-writing. But what fazed him more was the lack of correlation from one line to another. “This isn’t like you, ‘Sung. These are half-assed lyrics. Is something bothering you?” 
A sigh left Jisung’s lips as he traced letters in the air over his head, “Is this how it feels like?” 
“How what feels like?” Chan asked, turning around and facing his laptop to set up everything he needed. 
“I don’t know. Having a crush?” Jisung furrowed his eyebrows, struggling to admit the infatuation out loud.
The older boy’s eyes widened, “You have a crush?”
“Shocking, I know,” Jisung rolled his eyes but his heart stuttered at the mention of the topic, a particular person coming to mind. “That’s the thing, it feels so new. But I think I really do have a crush on someone.”
“Since when?”
Jisung counted the months in his fingers but he wasn’t entirely sure when it started at all so he answered unsurely. “A few months ago? More or less.”
“Okay,” Chan nodded, “it’s been a while. Why open up now?”
“Because,” Jisung finally sat up, feeling the weight of having to carry all those new emotions by himself slowly lifting off as he began to vent, “I thought it was just some happy crush but I got to hang out with her a month ago and I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“Oh my god, you’re smitten,” Chan said in astonishment.
“I only started feeling this down when I found out that someone else liked her and I feel like that guy has a bigger advantage because he knew her longer.”
Chan leaned back to think, slowly piecing each fragment of Jisung’s story to figure out who the mystery girl was. There was someone in mind but he wasn’t that sure of his hunch yet. “You’re usually fearless when it comes to taking risks. Why are you chickening out now?”
“I know it’s all in my head and this fear is irrational but it’s because I’m going against a Lee. If that isn’t enough, it’s Minhyung, Mark, whatever. Remember him? The Hanlim guy?”
The older boy nodded slowly, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips when he found out his guess was right. Before he could tease Jisung about it, the younger boy pushed himself off the bed and paced the bedroom.
“Hyung, do you remember when you left us alone after the hockey game? I’ve never felt so nervous talking to someone my whole life. It was confusing because I was rambling—nonstop—but I couldn’t shut up too. I’m not sure if anything I said made sense to her. Heck, I was more shaken up talking to her than for this upcoming talent show that I have no performance prepared for and it’s 3 days away. Like, when we were talking at the mall, I had no idea what to do with my hands.”
Chan raised a brow, amused at the state he was seeing his friend in.
“I know! How could I get so conscious over something like that? Maybe it’s just these feelings. All these emotions, it’s just so foreign to me.”
Chan cleared his throat, “First of all, as far as I know, Mark and _____ were friends when they were kids. You are her friend, present day. We spend each day with her. Compare that to someone who sees her once every few months. Second, this is the only time you’ve ever called me Hyung ever since I moved here. And third, how can you expect me to help you with this when I’ve never dated anyone my whole life?”
Jisung stared at the boy, “I just wanted to let off some steam and I didn’t know who else to tell this to. You wouldn’t tell her right?”
“‘Course,” Chan replied, no questions asked.
“Bottomline is I just want to ask her out but I don’t want to be as typical as Mark.”
“Then don’t be typical,” Chan suggested, throwing the pocketbook back to the younger boy with a few more scribbles added—excerpts from Jisung’s ramble a few moments ago, “I think you have an idea in mind. Now, about your performance. Let’s work on it, shall we?”
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The good thing about SSA was the fact that their written final exams didn’t weigh as much as their talent show performances did. During the last week of each semester, all students were required to present an output of the field they specialized in depending on the criteria set by their coaches.
The juniors were given the third day of talent week to present everything. In the morning, they decided to make an exhibit for all the visual artists. In the afternoon, they planned a program encompassing the film-showing of the film students’ short film, the theater students’ short play and the traditional dancers’ presentation. The most exciting part for their talent day came at night where all the modern performers and aspiring idols were given the chance to present.
You and your friends scored front row seats, partial benefit from being close with the organizers of the event. The night seemed like a concert with some acts matching the energy of the previous, keeping the hype up. But some performances would drastically contrast their predecessors and the vibe change would make everyone laugh. However, Hyunjin did a pretty good job of keeping the transitions as smooth as possible.
Nearing the end of the night, the 11A boys were finally called and the first to be up was Han Jisung.
There was a resounding applause from your batchmates when he finally came on stage. He wore a white unbuttoned polo over a plain white tee tucked into his denim jeans—simple, but it earned the whole crowd. Jisung, along with Chan and Changbin were known to be 3racha. They were known for being one of the few students in SSA to perform original tracks during the talent shows. 
They usually performed as a trio since freshman year, so when Han Jisung appeared alone on the stage that night, it confuses everyone.
“Ah, I see you’re wondering why I’m alone tonight,” Jisung said into the microphone. “No, no. We didn’t fight! Chan even helped me out on this one.”
Like the entertainer he was, Jisung continued to chat with the crowd to pass the time. 
Watching from the front row, you got a good view of Jisung. But you couldn’t help but think back to the day of the hockey game. 
“We’re awkward,” you said to your friends who were all staring at the man performing at the front.
One of them arched an eyebrow in confusion, “Why?”
“Remember when you all left us after the hockey tournament. We hung around the mall for a while and he,” you corrected yourself, “we realized that we didn’t know that much about each other even when we were in the same circle. So we hung out like we never hung out before, introduced ourselves like it was the first time and it was hilarious. I had such a fun time. And I expected that he’d have the same energy when we saw each other at school the week after. But he ended up just snobbing me entirely. Not really, though. Just casual, but not close like we seemed to be that afternoon.”
A sly smirk tugged at the corner of the former’s mouth, “You like him, don’t you? That’s why you’re disappointed.”
Your eyes widened at the confrontation. But before you could admit or deny it, the lights went dim. Finally making it back to the center of the stage, Jisung was finally ready to perform.
“I wanted to try out something different tonight, so I hope you are listening. This song’s called Close.”
And you weren’t dense enough to be oblivious of what he was talking about. 
You figured that you were getting ahead of yourself and that every lyric that seemed to match that afternoon you spent together was nothing but a coincidence. You tried to convince yourself that he only drew inspiration from that day just for the sake of writing a song which contrasted what 3racha normally did. But you knew Jisung didn’t know how to write outside of experience because he’d tried that and failed miserably every time.
But when he did draw on his emotions to conjure up the right mix of words for a song, he did it flawlessly. So when the beat changed right where his rap came, you listened. 
“It’s been over a year now, has it?” you asked Jisung who stood beside you. 
He stared at the empty stage, seemingly recollecting memories of that same night last year. “Yeah, mid-year talent show.”
While the others were busy getting their photos taken behind you, you and Jisung were busy reminiscing memories from that fateful night.
“Imagine that,” you said, “you were shy about asking me out but you seemed pretty confident performing up there.”
Jisung looked at the ground and avoided your gaze, “I was trained to do that. I wasn’t trained to ask someone out.”
“I almost thought the song was for someone else because I didn’t own a sports car,” you remarked, earning a light chuckle from Jisung.
“Chan told me to add it so it wouldn’t be too obvious,” he scratched his head before finally looking at you again.
You smiled at him, “I thought so. It’s still pretty cool though. To have a song written for me.”
“Does it beat the ring Mark bought you when you were in 8th grade?”
Your face contorted in confusion, “Are you kidding me? If Mark really had that much of an impact, I would’ve declined your proposition for a second date—with or without the song.” You shook your head before you turned and walk away.
Jisung tailed behind you, “So, between me and Mark. Who would you choose?”
“Who’s my boyfriend now?” you turned, spinning on your heel so suddenly that Jisung nearly bumped into you. He stared at you, smiling. Mainly, because he knew the answer to your question—which was your answer to his prior question, and if you didn’t make it more complicated the moment would’ve been perfect.
He just wanted to hear you say that you chose him and it would settle the (unnecessary) thought in the back of his mind that had bugged him for years on end. Maybe his losing streak against the Lees was over. Maybe the competition against them never existed at all.
A chuckle left his lips when he stared down at your annoyed face. In his mind, he made a strike on his mental scoreboard against the Lees. 
Lees - 3 Han Jisung - 1
He might’ve only won once but it was the only win that ever mattered.
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a/n: if you want to read the date part, click here! thanks for reading owo
© neo-shitty, 2021
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watchmegetobsessed · 3 years
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Never Have I Ever - Harry Styles
this is very random and just a lil somethin’, bc i secretly dream about being on one of these shows and meeting one of my crushes lmao, not me pretending to be at an interview in my own kitchen, hah, not at all!
hi hello so im adding this after this was posted. i randomly turned this into a series so you can find further parts for this in the series masterpost!
word count: 1.8k
pairing: Harry x actress!reader
SERIES MASTERPOST
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“It’s so good to have you here, it’s been quite some time since the last time you sat in this chair, am I right?” Ellen asked with a warm smile as you nodded.
“Yeah, I’ve been busy, I guess,” you chuckle tugging your hair behind your ear.
“I mean, of course. You starred in two movies since then and even got nominated for an Emmy as well for your role in The Umbrella Academy!” she lists and the audience starts cheering on your successes. “Of course you’ve been busy, but I’m glad you had time to drop by for a talk. So, let’s talk about your upcoming movie. You’ll be co-stars with Zendaya and Finn Wolfhard, it’s a quite interesting cast.”
“Yes! I’m very excited to work with them, I just met Zendaya the other day and though I’M yet to meet Finn I’m sure we will get along well.”
“What was your first impression about Zendaya?”
“Oh, she is very sweet and funny, I think working with her will be more like just a fun activity,” you admit chuckling and Ellen nods in agreement.
“I bet. Alright. So let’s talk about quarantine, it was a rather huge part of the year, where did you spend it?”
“I went home to my family, so I quarantined with them in my hometown.”
“And what did you do mostly?”
“We played a lot of board games and my mom taught me to cook,” you admit with a shy chuckle.
“Yeah, we had the luck to see parts of that,” Ellen chuckles as a video of you and your mom in the kitchen appears on the big screen behind you. It was posted to your Instagram when she attempted to teach you how to make her famous meatloaf. “It seems like you are a natural talent in the kitchen.”
“Well, I haven’t burned it down, so it’s going fine,” you chuckle.
“Alright, and what else did you do? Seen any good movies or discovered some new artists in the world of music?”
“Oh, absolutely. I definitely watched everything I’ve been postponing and I got to listen to new music, so now I have a few new favorites,” you admit smiling.
“Have you been listening to Harry Styles lately?” she asks and you find the question a little odd and very… specific.
“I mean, yes, but it wasn’t anything new, I really like his music,” you admit truthfully. “He is a great artist for sure.”
“Have you been at any of his concerts by any chance?” she asks and you notice that the audience is getting a little excited over something, but you don’t pay too much attention to it.
“Not yet, but I hope it’s gonna happen one day.”
“Well, I think I can get you tickets to see him,” a voice speaks up from behind you and immediately, the audience starts cheering as your head snaps around and you see none other than Harry Styles standing behind you. Your mouth hangs open as you feel yourself blushing, he is so tall and handsome, dressed in a bright blue suit with a silver shirt underneath, smiling down at you widely as he walks around the armchairs to greet you.
“Oh shit, I was not expecting this,” you breathe out as you stand up and hug him shortly before he moves over to greet Ellen as well.
“’M glad you like my music, Love,” he smiles as he sits in the armchair next to you and you swear you see him wink at you.
“We thought you wouldn’t mind our other guest joining in,” Ellen explains Harry’s appearance.
“Not at all,” you smile shaking your head. Harry has been your celebrity crush for quite a while, but the two of you just never crossed paths, until now.
“’S very nice to meet yeh,” he nods in your way.
“Same goes for you.”
“Okay, so now that Harry is here, I thought that we could play a little game,” Ellen announces reaching for something next to her armchair.
“Oh man,” you breathe out earning a round of laughter from the audience. “Last time we played something you asked me the most embarrassing burning questions!” you whine thinking back how you had to admit that you sleep with your lights on when it’s raining outside.
“We’ll do something similar this time too,” she chuckles before handing out two round boards to you and Harry as well.
“Oh fo’ fuck’s sake!” Harry groans making the audience laugh again. “Not this!”
“I know you loved it when we played it the last time,” Ellen grins as Harry hides his face behind the board that’s now showing his I HAVE sign towards the cameras. “We’re gonna play Never Have I Ever, I think you both know the rules.”
“Yes, this is why I want to run away now,” you mumble under your breath.
“I’m going with yeh,” Harry smirks at you finally letting his board drop to his knees. Seemingly, the audience is enjoying your misery.
“Don’t be babies, it’s gonna be fun!” “For who? Not me!” Harry exclaims making everyone in the studio laugh. “Should’ve asked what we’re gonna do before I said yes.”
“Too late, Harry. Alright, let’s start,” Ellen announces as she takes her card in her hands, picking the first one and she reads the lines on it. “Never have I ever had a crush on someone I worked with.”
You huff as you turn your board so the I HAVE side is facing the camera, while Ellen has the same side showing, but Harry shows the I HAVE NEVER.
“Never?” you ask Harry.
“Well, what do yeh mean by working with?” he asks with narrow eyes as he taps on his chin.
“Anyone you had any relations with through a job.”
“Well then…” he sighs turning the board, earning some cheering.
“Okay. Never have I ever drunk texted someone and regretted it in the morning,” Ellen continues with the next question.
“Oh, too often,” you blurt out holding up the I HAVE side.
“What did yeh write?” Harry asks with a cheeky smile while he holds up the same side.
“Well, there are just too many, I can’t choose,” you admit laughing. “I often tend to write down my feelings when I had a little too much to drink and then send it without a second thought.”
“Then I better get yeh drunk to find out what yeh think about me,” Harry teases and you hear a loud “ooh” coming from the audience while you can only hope your make up covers the blush on your cheeks.
“I’d need your number for that to happen,” you say arching an eyebrow at him.
“That’s something we can easily fix,” he smirks.
“Okay, before the two of you go on your first date right away, let’s finish the game,” Ellen jokes and you both turn to her. “Never have I ever kissed someone I didn’t know.”
“What do you mean by knowing someone?” you ask to clarify.
“Let’s say you didn’t even know their name,” she adds and as you think about it, you hold up the I HAVE NEVER side first, but then flip it over.
“Oh, something popped into yeh mind?” Harry teases while he holds up the I HAVE side as well.
“I guess I just want to forget about it, but I can’t,” you admit chuckling awkwardly.
“Were you drunk or you just didn’t care to ask for their name?” Ellen questions.
“I’ve had quite a few drinks if I’m being honest. But I think he told me his name, I just didn’t catch it,” you admit.
“Poor guy, he is completely forgotten,” Harry chimes in shaking his head in a dramatic way.
“Alright, we have two more questions. Never have I ever had a friend with benefits.”
“This game sucks!” you snap as you hold up the I HAVE side, making the audience laugh. “You’re making me look like such a bad person!” you whine to Ellen.
“Don’t feel so bad, Harry is in the same shoe!” she chuckles and turning to the man on your right you see that Harry has the same side showing and a very cheeky smirk on his lips.
“How did it end?” you ask out of curiosity. You know how yours ended, in a horrible fight, because he wanted more, but you were in it just for the fun.
“Not in the best way, if I’m bein’ honest,” he clears his throat leaning back in his seat. “How about yours?”
“Same,” you nod chuckling.
“I guess it was a learning lesson for the both of you,” Ellen smirks before reading the last question. “Never have I ever ghosted somebody.”
“Shit,” you mumble, trying to hide your smirk as you hold up the I HAVE side. Harry thinks to himself before doing the same. Leaning forward he checks yours and your eyes meet for a moment.
“I think it would be an honor to anyone to be ghosted by yeh,” he teases you making you roll your eyes. “Wha’? ‘M telling the truth!” he chuckles.
“Wanna get on the list of my ghosted people?” you joke raising your eyebrows at him and he immediately holds his hands up.
“Would rather not.” He places a hand over his heart before smiling in your way sweetly. “Tha’ would break m’ heart.”
“Oh come on!” you chuckle feeling the heat crawling up your neck and cheeks as the audience lets out a soft “aww” at his words.
“Alright, thank you for playing, I think we found out some interesting things about the both of you.”
“Thanks for embarrassing us,” you add mumbling as you hand her back the board.
“It was a pleasure,” she chuckles. “We’ll be right back after a short break, please stay with us, we have more from Y/N and Harry coming right in your way, so stay tuned!” she announces as the crowd cheers.
“Friends with benefits, huh?” Harry asks smirking in your way as you fix your dress. You just shrug your shoulder trying to look casual when you feel so intimidated sitting next to him.
“Had to try it, I guess,” you admit.
“I get it,” he chuckles. “So, if I were to ask for yeh number, would I eventually be ghosted as well?”
You have to bite into your bottom lip to hide your growing smile at his attempt to flirt with you.
“We’ll see. You gotta ask for it first,” you tell him with a knowing smile, hoping to look flirty and light, not the nervous wreck that you truly feel like talking to him.
“I think my dressing room is two doors down yours, so expect me to drop by after this,” he smirks, making your heart skip a beat before Ellen starts speaking and the taping continues.
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jake as your boyfriend
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a/n: I wrote this while very sleepy so I apologise if there are some grammatical mistakes </3 also this is 95% gender neutral apart from one point (:
open to read <3
honestly the boyfriend that anyone wishes they had
very very caring and sweet with you ):
CONSTANTLY boasts about you to the members, but in reality is pretty shy in front of you when it comes to truly describing how he feels about you, to you
jake is your number one simp and yes very openly admits it
you know how he often posts mirror selcas on twitter? YEAHH well he also takes them with you
saves it as his lockscreen photo (:
and will he stare at said photo at 1am when he cant sleep?? thinking about you?? yes
has a shared spotify playlist with you where you both can add songs to it
likes to just sit and vibe to music with you
you have SO many inside jokes with him, literally
you’ll both be around the members when someone says something and you two will just look at each other and giggle about a reference no one else but you and him understand
jake is the type of boyfriend to randomly show up at your house in the middle of the night after practice just because he misses you
jake is very cuddly!!! 
he also wears hoodies vv often so it makes cuddling with him extra comfy and soft ): not to mention how nice he smells 😳
likes laying with his head either on top of your chest or in the crook of your neck, your hands running through his hair softly ):
he is the biggest koala youve ever seen i stg
will NOT let u go as soon as he holds on,, seriously
once that man has attached to you, you know that its gonna be a while before you’ll finally be allowed to get up lmao
will beg you to come cuddle with him saying it’ll only be for 5 minutes when by the time you realise its surely been longer than 5 minutes its actually been nearly 30 minutes
will even cuddle you in front of the members. will spot you across the room and open his arms wide, beckoning you over to him on the sofa
at first it was very shy skinship in front of the others since jake only really likes sharing such precious moments with you when youre both alone, but soon enhypen adjust to it and instead it becomes a regular occurence to see u and jake sitting next to each other half draped across one another lmao
it’s embarrassing for you but its jake sim. how could you even reject your boy?
if youre in school, our smart boy will like to take interest in whatever youre studying!
sits and watches lectures with you and reads your notes lol
asks you questions to do with what youre learning and helps you revise
honestly just likes learning new things since he misses it, so he likes to pay attention with you to help you study and also for him to learn new things too! 
expect cheesy good morning texts and pickup lines whenever he is not busy lmao
also expect him to not-so-discreetly leave his hoodies at your house ever since he first saw you wear his grey one
always sends snaps(?) to you of selfies and generally updates just for you on his day. 
yes he will make them cheesy by for example saying “we are eating bibimbap for lunch today. but i wish you were here too~” or “today is so long, i hope to see your face as an energiser 😍”
he uses the ‘😍’ emoji all of the time in his tweets so expect him to use it all of the time with you too lmao
😍😍😍😍😍
yep. the emoji pretty much sums up how he feels about you tbh
doesnt mind buying you something if you ask him for it
but you never do
but will your rich boyfriend still unnecessarily splurge money on you? yes
kisses!! with jake :D
at first he will ALWAYS ask for your permission to kiss you
even after youve dated for a while he will still 95% of the time ask for your consent
mainly is because he is very very shy when kissing you
but also because he never wants to make you feel uncomfortable!! at all. NEVER. not on his watch!
very very soft, breathy and giggly kissing 🥺
likes it when you kiss his nose 🥺🥺
many giggles,, many many giggles during soft kissing hours with jakey
also likes it when you hold his neck/jaw
and as for not so soft kisses 😳
loves loves loves it when you run your hand through his hair and tug on it
soft groans from him
will deepen the kiss by holding onto your jaw to angle better
he likes french. no more comments
whenever you kiss jake its literally heaven. butterflies in your stomach,,  always !!
idk but there is just something. about the way that he leans forward and gently drops you to the bed before he’s soon on top of you and quite literally caging you between him and the bed
whenever this happens you swear you nearly pass out every time by just how simply intoxicating jake sim is. his cologne, his kisses, his hands, his words, his heat
and quite quickly is goodbye to shy, flustered jake
...anyways
NEVER lets anyone hurt you
if anyone ever disrespects you he can become pretty scary.. will get in their face and directly confronts them. but that rarely ever happens so dw!
(if youre a girl) jake is the type of boyfriend that makes no issue from you accidentally staining the bed from your period
will pause and ask you instead if youre okay, if youre in pain, if you need to go get you anything or buy you pads
will then help you change the sheets and while he waits for you to finish showering, he’ll in the meantime make the bed extra comfy and will choose a film for the cuddle session you two have after you come out 🥺
literally will do anything you ask him to
is WHIPPED for you. literally a puppy when it comes to you
Talking about puppys,, constantly shows you photos of layla
you very soon become layla’s mother in his eyes despite you not even having met her yet lmao
‘one day,’ he says. one day 😔
he really wants to take you to australia one day and show you his hometown
he even has a section in his notes app where he’s written down all of the different places he would take you to if you both did go ):
Overall such a kind and considerate boyfriend
The type of boyfriend that just makes you feel so so safe and warm. He is your home and he never fails in making you feel comforted
And same thing for him! He simply loves being around you, staring at you and complimenting you
You are his favourite person <3 and he always puts you as one of his main priorities. Always.
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