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0xochitlsketches0 · 3 months

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Remember folks, it’s not about what you can do for your cult leader, it’s about what your cult leader can do for you (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

#the long awaited sex update is here skfhd #I won’t be able to play it for a while so tell me how it goes #cotl memes #cotl #cult of the lamb

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vanwizard · 1 year

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okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.

sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.

#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART.#i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :)#goncharov (1973)#goncharov #katya goncharov #myart #unreality #okay goncharov spoilers -->#this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was #like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun.#it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie.#irregardless though.#i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao)#so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie.#people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.

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negasonik-teenage-warhead · 26 days

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little rats

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hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain · 18 days

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Which one's your favorite flavor?

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jaratedeguadalupe · 9 months

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i have a djungelskog irl and i can confirm it's heavy in plush form

#the urge to flee to the nearest heavy when playing medic is real #i saw a post about it and was like #yeah???#they keep me fed keep me safe and keep me loved #excuse my shitty redraw of this meme #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 art #tf2 memes #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest #heavymedic #heavy #medic

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noyzinerd · 4 months

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Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.

We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.

And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.

So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.

From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")

Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross 🤢")

Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")

Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")

Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")

Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")

All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")

Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #It hasn't escaped me that this meme has Dylan O'Brien's co-star who played Minho from the Maze Runner series #Gotta love how Derek's always spewing ancient undocumented closely guarded forbidden secrets and being like 'you seriously didn't know that #HOW? HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY KNOW THAT DEREK?! WHERE WOULD WE EVEN FIND THAT KNOWLEDGE #YOU SASSY FRUSTRATING MAN?!

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hyuckonia · 5 months

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Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs

#I KNOW THAT KITCHEN LOUUUUD ASF #next floyd plays a fun game called can sebek dodge all the knives i throw at him #nightmare crucible lineup #IM KIDDING I LOVE THEM BOTH TEEHEE <3 #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #floyd leech #fanart #memes #meme #culinary crucible #shitpost #LITERAL shitpost #sorry for how messy it is i wasnt going to do it all ine one go and i have to wake up in 3 hours just dont zoom in that closely LMFAO #i saw a pic earlier of malleus and leona both turning away from their plates in disgust #im imagining sebeks reaction LIKE PLEASE HED FUCKIJG EVAPORATE #also special shoutout to papyrus undertale for giving me the skills to draw ghost chef #hyuckscraps

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crovoroh · 8 months

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the justice system is rough in wet france

#I dont play genshin but my friend does so this is my fandom in law #Anytime its trending i gotta read what the hubbub is about #Which prompted me sending memes i dont understand to my friend lol #Which then prompted a conversation that birthed this meme #Also wriothesley is there cause im being so normal about him #Im being so brave #genshin impact #childe tartagalia #tartaglia #Focalors #Furina #neuvillette #wriothesley #wriolette #if you squint #Like wrio casue that bitch is diet blind i think lol #Fontaine #genshin impact spoilers #My art

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magizombi · 4 months

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Is this anything

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #choso #aoi todo #yuji itadori #afraid to post this because im worried someones gonna tell me i misunderstood some canon event #but this is how it played out to me and i thought it was funny #jjk meme #jjk memes #jjk spoilers #zombi.txt #be nice to me im anime only for now lmfao

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rosecoloredmuses · 2 years

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#play with me; memes #*whistles innocently*

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bred-is-a-dumb-name · 2 days

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Anyone remember that drawing challenge from a while ago where you would draw your otp or OCs as the go for it nakamura cover??? Yea well I like the second Manga covers pose a lot more so I did that...also it's klapollo <3