#poor Duke

[ryzanecrow]

Danny is just trying to hide his secret identity while upgrading some sort of ghost tech for Batman when he stumbles across Duke

Wait a minute, Duke's seen that orb of light before (the first time he worked with Phantom he squinted the whole time)

Duke is trying not to make it obvious he has light powers, but its REALLY difficult when there's essentially a flashlight shining directly in your eyes and it's kinda awkward to look at anything but Danny every time he talks to him

Danny is sad because Duke is avoiding him :'(

When Danny finds out the truth, he feels super bad and suppresses his core so that it's not as bright

Duke's horrified when he finds out that Jason has the same thing and doesn't know how to control it yet since his core was only recently fixed

#duke thomas #danny phantom #danny fenton #jason todd #dpxdc #halfa jason todd #ghost core #dp x dc crossover #i need to write this #poor duke

[dc-eased]

you get used to it

cass: *emerging out of the shadows* what's for breakfast duke, new to the house: AAH- WHAT THE FUCK- alfred, not missing a beat: Good morning, Ms Cassandra. I am making blueberry pancakes, as requested by Master Richard, though he does not seem to have woken up yet. jason, peeking his head out of the kitchen, somehow fully dressed in Red Hood gear, except sans helmet and plus frilly pink apron: lazy ass probably won't crawl out of whatever hole he's died in till two, he went to sleep at four this morning. cass: *nods sagely* duke: *still frozen in shock and horror, internally screaming and gaping* damian, stepping out from behind alfred: Good morning, morons. I'm surprised to see you're all alive, though Drake appears to be nearing death's door. everyone: *glances over at the corner of a random hallway, where a drooping, haggard time lurks* tim, eyes manic and smudged with the darkest eyebags known to man: WHAT DAY IS IT? bruce, hair unkempt and sleepy looking: *yawn* thursday. alfred: It is Saturday, Master Tim. Master Bruce, you could do with a pick-me-up. (derogatory) duke: WHAT. THE. FUCK. alfred: Language, Master Duke. dick and steph: *still blissfully asleep in their rooms, dick is passed tf out on his stomach, steph is sprawled on her back in a stunning imitation of a starfish*

#steph is def doing cartwheels in her dream #jason todd is always in his redhood apparel #this is my design #such sillies #poor duke #dc #duke thomas #cassandra cain #dick grayson #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #damian wayne

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Duke: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Harper: Theft.

Stephanie: Disturbin the peace.

Cassandra: Aggravated assault.

Damian: Arson.

Jason: All the above. In that order, probably.

#source: ??? #Poor Duke #dc #dc characters #jason todd #red hood #Duke Thomas #DC Signal #Cassandra Cain #DC Orphan #Stephanie Brown #The Spoiler #Damian Wayne #Robin #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #Batfam #Batfamily #Bat Family #DC Batfam #Waffle Girl #Quiet Bat #jaybird #Batbrat #Harper Row #Bluebird #Gadget Bat

[graveyardgremlins]

One more snippet

Duke took a deep breath. “You’re telling me ghosts are real?” “Sorta,” Jason answered. “Are you telling me you’re a ghost?” “Sorta.” Duke took in another deep breath. “I swear to God. One of these days, I’m gonna kill you again.”

I think I might be better at marketing than a lot of companies lmao anyway, if you look in the last tag you will see more of this fic

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dead on main #jason todd #fanfic #danny fenton #dp x dc fanfic #dead on main ship #poor duke #he can't take it anylonger #this family is gonna make him even crazier than he already is #tsdloo

[emma-d-klutz]

Tim “blackmailed his way into the family to take care of Batman” Drake: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT?!

Bruce “world’s okayest dad” Wayne: When was the last time YOU slept?

Duke “the day shift” Thomas: [banging on the wall] I know To The Hour the last time I slept

#poor day shift duke is a great joke actually. he's taking Tim's place as sleepless batboy but it's much less on purpose for him #poor duke #duke thomas #the signal #tim drake #bruce wayne

[justexistinghere122]

*making the yearbook after like three ,,suicides'' *

That one random blonde guy in the movie talking about Ram and Kurt: But how will people who didnt know them personally find stuff about them? Heather D.: Meh. They will find out. Lets put it in the yearbook! Heather D.: Everything true is in the yearbook. Its how I found out Im smoking hot!

#girlypop youre the president #she totally wrote that herself to feel better #poor duke #heathers movie #heathers incorrect quotes #heather duke

[ilovecharile]

Me after watching robot trains:

#that virus ruin everyone's lives #poor duke #robot trains

[ghostbsuter]

The reason Danny– and in turn, Phantom - nearly dropped kicked Wes into the sun was, because the ginger believes that Bruce Wayne is batman.

Batman.

And with that, the entire family of Mr Wayne being the batcrew.

Them.

Which was ridiculous, Danny watched this week's episode of "keeping up with the waynes", he's seen Mr Wayne in a bathrobe, trying to drink his omelette and his children being absolute chaos gremlins.

These people could NOT be the batman and Co. Of Gotham.

#he doesnt BELIEVE SHIT #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #danny and sam have SEEN TIM DRAKE TRY AND FAIL TO SIT STRAIGHT #this teen keels over 24/7 #poor alfred is professional as always and is hokding up the manors sanity alone #they saw dick destiry a chandelier just for the clip #and damian sulk because his cat liked duke more ta the mkment #or cassandra spook the videoman #steph has bombed the camera in glitter psin fo often its hilarious

[mylifeingotham]

Damian’s Birthday party

Bruce: Alfred tell them the cake is supposed be in the centre of the room

Alfred drinking a glass of Bourbon: Of course Master Wayne

Bruce: Damian! Stop attacking Tim with your birthday present!!

Damian: Father it was not my fault, Drake annoyed me!

Tim: I didn’t do anything

Damian: You were breathing!

Bruce: Sigh, Dick get off the chandelier!!

Dick: Shh we’re playing hide and seek

Bruce: We??

Jason storming into the room holding two guns: Ready or not, here I am

Steph: Not fair! You didn’t give us enough time to hide!!

Bruce: Cassandra Cain you better put that cake down! The party hasn’t even started!

Cass holding a slice of cake: Aww

Bruce: And Duke, I actually don’t know what you’re doing. What are you doing??

Duke stuffing food into his pockets: Nothing

#poor bruce #hes just so tired #that man needs a break #he’s got too many children #alfred is honestly tired too #why do you think he’s drinking before the party even started? #batman #bruce wayne #gotham #batman and robin #robin #damian wayne al ghul #jason todd #dick grayson #richard grayson #red hood #dc batfam #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #cass cain #steph brown #duke thomas #dc batman #dc characters #red robin #alfred pennyworth #tim drake

[dragonpyre]

Secret Robin au

Duke!

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#poor tim #he's just a kaleidoscope at this point #secret robin au #batman #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #batbros #duke thomas #bruce wayne #dick greyson #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #fanart #fan art #my art #comic

[horribluh]

jinbei joining the luffys crew with the misconception that zosan are together is so funny. hes like "what a spirited couple have they been together long?" and everyone just looks at each other and then just goes "yes. oh forever. they tried hiding it at first but theyre sooo obvious." franky is crying bc "their love is sooo beautiful guys." usopp claims he had a hand in getting them together. nami and robin are like fighting is how they show love. luffy and chopper don't get the joke but they agree that zoro and sanji are really close! brooke is playing a raunchy love ballad in the background

zoro and sanji walk in and jinbei is like "the crews just regaling me with tales of your enduring romance, truly a love story for the ages." zosan take in the crews shit eatting grins and proceed to try and murder each other because "this is all your fault!" and jinbei is like "ah youth how i envy you two"

obviously they get together after this and jinbei only finds out that it was because of him when theyre saying their wedding speeches.

#mine #zosan #one piece #poor jinbei #he sees zosan duking it out daily and is like?? is this a romance???

[havendance]

Anyway, my proposal for a run on Detective Comics where I write a series of one-shot stories showcasing all of the various supporting cast Batman has accumulated with stories, including, but not limited to:

Batman invites Nightwing to Gotham to help him solve a murder. The murder is very straightforward and they dance around the real reason Bruce invited him, until at the end, he finally admits in a constipated Bruce way that it's the anniversary of him adopting Dick and he wanted to spend time with him.

Huntress and Robin (Tim Drake) team up to investigate Killer Croc. It turns out he's turning over a new leaf in the sewers near the Marina. Huntress is dubious, but Robin convinces her to give him a chance, though she says she'll be watching him. We re-canonize Joker: Last Laugh.

Damian and Duke team up to take on a street-racing operation--a mission that naturally requires them to do some high adrenaline racing together.

The Riddler gets on social media with a plot that involves lots of puzzles and clues all over Gotham. Oracle taps into old members of "We are Robin" to take it down.

Batgirl (Stephanie Brown) and Batman end up on the same missing persons case. With the pressure on to find the missing child, they snipe at each other as tensions rise. In the end, after saving the kid, Bruce sort of kind of apologizes in a Bruce way and expresses some measure of respect for her.

Jason teams up with Ghostmaker to take on, idk, one of the Clayfaces. Does Gotham still have one of those? I haven't read any comics ghostmaker's in yet, but from I've heard it sounds like they'd have an interesting dynamic. Jason gets flashbacks to digging his way out of his grave.

Luke Fox recruites Harper Row (She does engineering stuff right? I also need to read comics she has a significant role in.) They take some new tech for a joyride and go bother the Penguin.

Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) and Azrael team up to take down Mad Hatter. He probably has some elaborate Alice in Wonderland theming going on that neither of them get. (I think neither of them should have read it.)

Batwoman and Catwoman team up to steal back some Kane family heirlooms, possibly from Jacob Kane (What's his and Kate's relationship looking like anyway?), possibly from someone else.

Gotham Girl and somebody. Me advancing my Cass & Claire agenda Possibly Oracle trying to rehabilitate her in that controlling yet well-intentioned way she has sometimes? Someday, I will get to being more up to date on what Claire's status quo in current comics is.

A handful of representatives from Gotham's various crime families get together in the backroom of a bar somewhere. They play poker and exchange stories of being busted by the various bat-affiliated vigilantes in which they are very scary and almost inhuman. It ends with Batgirl (Cass) busting in and beating them up.

Helena Bertinelli takes a gig as a substitute teacher at Gotham Academy. She teams up with Maps & other supporting cast when Mr Freeze takes the school hostage while trying to escape the police.

#batman #dc #thoughts and other ideas welcome #the cooler gotham antihero #ugh I guess I'll tag everyone: #bruce wayne #helena bertinelli #tim drake #damian wayne #carthago delenda est #duke thomas #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #jason todd #ghostmaker #luke fox #harper row #cassandra cain #jean paul valley #dennis o'neil's poor little meow meow #<- new jpv tag #kate kane #selina kyle #claire clover #bats + birds + affiliated #dick grayson #last of the flying graysons

[sporksanwhich]

Okay so when I said soon I meant like right now.

Here's our favorite french man 🤲

#nevermore webtoon #duke nevermore #hes in the walls #release my poor boy

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Duke: This is insane, I feel like I’m losin my mind!

Jason: I’m more surprised you have any left to lose.

#source: write it motherfuckers #Poor Duke #dc #dc characters #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #the red hood #duke thomas #the signal #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect jason todd #incorrect red robin #incorrect red hood quotes #incorrect Duke Thomas #incorrect the signal #dc jason todd #dc red hood #dc duke thomas #DC Signal #2nd robin #second robin #dead robin #zombie robin #jaybird

[cubbiekins]

Robber : *Breaks into the Wayne Manor*

The Kids : *Still in full kevlar suits and trying to steal cookies from Alfred*

Alfred : ...

Robber : I'll see myself out-

Alfred : See that you do, sir.

#dialogue prompt #batbros #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #alfred's cookies are to die for #bruce was in the cave #the poor robber didn't know what happened #robber : I am confusion #batfam shenanigans #incorrect dc quotes #short prompt

[p1nkshield]

Dick: if I was an animal, what animal do you think I would be? Serious answers only!

Wally: a rooster!

Jason: A Rat.

Tim: A Rat.

Duke: A Rat.

Cass: A Rat.

Steph: you’d be a Rat.

Damian: Grayson you’re a rat.

Dick: >:( I think I’d be a wolf!

Dick: I think so too.

Duke: did you just-

Dick: I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix.

Damian: ???

Dick: King of the junjile- the junjile but still social and with it and ferocious.

Alfred: As you can see the pain medication is still very much in effect. If you all would be so kind as to let him rest rather than use him for amusement? Out! The lot of you!

#part of the batfam experience is being the entertainment after any sort of anesthesia #poor dick had to get a tooth replaced or smthn idk #dick grayson #batfam #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #jerma meme #dc comcis #I love that the sober speech of a jerma can be compared to how people speak after receiving a general anesthetic #they’re just all sitting around him listening to him talk