#secretary!sirius black

[friendly-neighborhood-boricua]

Seeing Each Other Around Town

Summary: James discovers his favorite student and his mom are his across-the-street neighbors and now he can't stop seeing her everywhere.

Notes: Marauders modern elementary school AU, kindergarten teacher!James Potter x nurse!reader, mom!reader x son!OC (Liam), inspired by this post by @ravishinglavishingluvr. Tiny little bit of angst in this one but it's negligible. Y'all this is gonna be a slow burn but we'll get there. Also I'm updating sorta regularly now yay!!!

Poor James is completely infatuated with you after parent-teacher conferences

He just can’t get you out of his head

And Sirius and Remus are usually the ones who suffer the consequences

Their apartment is on the way to school from James’ house, so they almost always carpool

And lately, the entire car ride, James Cant. Shut. Up. about you

(“Boys, you should’ve seen her—she’s so sweet—of course she’s Liam’s mom—Pads, you don’t understand—they’re so similar—Remus, she’s gorgeous—did you see her????”)

By the end of the week, Sirius and Remus are very amused with James’ adoration for you

But it also gets kinda irritating after a while, so they’re pretty thankful when the weekend rolls around and they (hopefully) get a small break from his incessant enamored babbling

Saturday rolls around, and James is up at six thirty (hard to break out of the habit when he has to be at school at eight) and shuffling out in his pajamas, robe, and slippers to get the mail and the newspaper

But just because James’ body wakes up early doesn’t mean James’ brain wakes up at the same time so he’s out by his mailbox looking confusedly at the newspaper and wondering why he suddenly can’t read

And after like a solid thirty seconds of him just squinting really hard he finally realizes it’s because he left his glasses inside

He’s doing his best

So James is about to turn around and go back inside to get his glasses (and probably a cup of coffee) when he hears his own name— —just … well, kinda

“Mr. Potter?”

James just about jumps out of his skin because what teacher expects to see one of their students outside of school???? Like no thank you

But then James realizes it’s Liam and he’s lowkey relieved because like

If he has to see a student outside of school, he’d rather it be this one

And then it occurs to James that if Liam is outside his house at six thirty in the morning, then he probably lives around here

And if Liam lives around here, then …

“Liam?”

Poor James can’t help the full-body flush that rushes through him at your voice

His head snaps from Liam (or at least the blurry shape that sounds like Liam) to where your voice comes from, and it hits him that you’re shouting from the front door of the house across from his own

How the hell didn’t he notice you lived right across the street from him????????

(Not that he’s complaining ofc)

James realizes he hasn’t actually responded when Liam asks if he’s alright, and he’s just like “Yeah!!” and utterly beaming

And then you realize your son isn’t just talking to some rando, and you say good morning to him as well (from your front door) and James is pretty sure he’s about to melt

So you and him exchange pleasantries from across the street while Liam gets the mail from your own mailbox and walks it back to you

(he says “here you go, mama” in his sweet little voice as he hands the small stack to you and you say the gentlest “thank you, baby” back and James’ heart feels like goop in his chest)

James barely makes it back inside before he’s squealing and doing a goofy little dance out of overflowing joy

Over the next several weeks, James begins to notice you everywhere around town

He sees you and Liam at the grocery store (you’re there with Liam and give him the choice between dino nuggets and spring rolls; he decisively choses the later)

And on his way to work (on one of the few days where Remus and Sirius aren’t carpooling with him, James sees you in your own car on your way to work)

And when you and Liam go on walks on the weekends (James had taken to mowing the lawn shirtless every Saturday morning—for entirely unrelated reasons, of course …)

James still isn’t sure how he hadn’t noticed you before because how could he have missed you?? You’re gorgeous????

(Of course, poor Remus and Sirius get to hear about his fawning even more now)

(They both find it cute though, so it’s fine)

So eventually one Friday night, James can’t sleep and is done with his lesson plans

And he’s just bored, so what does he do?

Go to the grocery store, of course

So James ventures out, once again in his pajamas, to the grocery store to get some treats to eat while he watches Antiques Roadshow until he falls asleep

And of course—he should’ve predicted it honestly—there you are

(Also in your pajamas)

And James says hi before he can really stop himself, and you look a little spooked for a second (because who in the world would be talking to you in the grocery store at ten at night?) but then you realize it’s him and you say hi back

Apparently, Liam is at Alfie’s birthday sleepover and you don’t have a shift at the hospital tonight, so you decided to indulge in some celebratory ice cream

James ends up helping you choose which ice cream you want (chocolate chip cookie dough—a classic) and as thanks, you go with him to the candy aisle to help him pick out treats

James ends up getting a container of pretty much every candy, cookie, and chip the grocery store because he didn’t want to leave yet lmao

And when you’re in line to check out, James mentions that there’s a job fair at school in a month and he’s wondering if you’d maybe want to come and talk about being a nurse????

Pretty please??????

James doesn’t notice how your face falls ever so slightly. You kind of forgot for a second that he’s your son’s teacher and not just some pretty guy that you’ve sorta had a crush on for the past few weeks. Nothing could happen between the two of you—not if it mean hurting Liam’s education, or even impacting it at all. But it’s okay. You’ll just suck it up and stick to your job and your son. It’s fine. It’s okay.

You’re agreeing in an instant, and James promises to email you the details so you can plan around it

James leaves the grocery store with his bag of fifty dollars worth of treats feeling full to the bursting with warmth and his eyes are glowing the rest of the night

He sees this really pretty pearl and gold necklace on Antiques Roadshow and catches himself thinking about how pretty it would look on you, but he doesn’t bother trying to stop himself at this point; it wouldn’t be any help anyway

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[wolfstardaughter-jj]

~the boys talking about what role they play in the friendgroup~

James: I'm the mom and Sirius is the dramatic auntie.

Remus: And I'm the hired professional idiot-

Sirius: Who is also our secretary!

Remus: I can also do a little something something if it's requested. *Smirks*

James: Moony! not infront of the child. *Referring to peter while covering his ears"

#sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders #padfoot #moony #remus loves sirius #moony x padfoot #remus x sirius #sirius loves remus #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #james is the mom #sirius is the dramatic auntie #remus is the hired professional idiot who is also a secretary #peter is obviously the kid

[theemporium]

we've all heard of the modern day rockstar!sirius, but what about ceo!sirius who runs his family’s business empire who falls in love with his secretary or the heiress of another huge business family

this is lowkey inspired by the dreamland billionare series by lauren asher because i love that series🤠thank you for requesting!🖤

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“So, let me get this straight.”

Sirius resisted the urge to let out a groan of annoyance but waved for his friend to continue.

“You’re one of the most eligible bachelors in the city.”

“Yes.”

“You have a successful business that you took from making millions to billions.”

“Yes.”

“And instead of basking in the men and women throwing themselves at you, you’re in love with your secretary?” 

Sirius’ eyes widened at the last accusation, quickly sitting up in his seat as he glared at his smug friend sitting across the desk from him. “What? Where the fuck did you get that from?” 

But the thing was that nothing James had said was wrong, in the slightest. 

Sirius Black was one of the youngest CEOs the city had known, taking over Black & Sons at the age of twenty-two and had risen it to a level that his father and grandfather would have never imagined, purely because they were narrow-minded and traditional. And whilst they complained and sneered that he was ruining what made their business better than others, they couldn’t do so publicly when the numbers proved them wrong. 

He did, in fact, have men and women throwing themselves at his feet, wanting to be the one who could make the notorious playboy settle down. He had lost count at the amount of marriage proposals of business associates’ daughters and granddaughters he had thrown away, ‘nice’ women his mother had pushed forward that he had simply rejected on the spot. He wasn’t interested in them, he wasn’t even sure he wanted to get married if he was honest. 

But he definitely wasn’t in love with his secretary. 

James snorted. “Really? You’re gonna deny it.” 

“Yes, because it’s utter bullshit,” Sirius told him, a frown plastered on his face as James seemed to laugh harder at his reply. 

“Is it really?” Another voice sounded, and his attention moved to Remus who was standing by his bookshelf, arms crossed over his chest as he looked just as amused as James did. 

“You both are ridiculous,” Sirius scoffed, moving to fiddle with the tie around his neck. It took less than three seconds before he was irritated by the piece of clothing, instead tugging it off and moving to unbutton the first two buttons of his shirt.

“You give the poor girl extra work to do just so she stays behind with you,” James mused with a shake of his head. “You’re a sadistic bastard who can’t even admit how he feels.” 

Sirius frowned. “I give her the work she needs to do.”

“Please,” Remus scoffed. “I’ve seen it myself, it’s a pisstake.”

“It’s a good thing you’re not doing it then,” Sirius deadpanned. 

James waved him off. “All I’m saying—”

All three boys quickly fell silent as three raps knocked against the door. Sirius called out for the person to walk in, and all three pairs of eyes were staring at you as you walked in. You paused for a brief moment, caught by surprise at the sudden attention but quickly cleared your throat as you walked towards the desk. 

“Here are the contracts you wanted reviewed, all the notes are summarised at the front of each file,” you told your boss as you placed the contracts on his desk, the pile at least a couple of inches thick. 

“Thank you,” he murmured as he glanced down at the pile, hiding his surprise. He had given you the contracts last night. He had expected at least another two days before they got back to him.

“Do you need anything else, sir?” you asked, standing just a few feet away from him. 

Sirius’ eyes turned to you, taking in your awaiting expression. You stood there, a white blouse tucked into a tight, black pencil skirt. You wore heels, despite the fact most of the people in the office wore flats unless they were in meetings for show. Your hair was in a low ponytail, slicked back and long enough that he could wrap his fist around it—

“No,” Sirius cleared his throat and shook his head. “That’s all for now.” 

You nodded. “Of course, sir.” 

He fought to keep his eyes on your back as you walked back towards the door, letting it shut behind you. But going by the sudden tightness in his slacks around his dick and the fact he forgot his friends were in the room as he watched you go, he knew he failed at keeping his eyes off your ass. 

“You were saying?” James asked in a tone that was far too smug for his liking. 

Yeah, maybe he was in love with his secretary. 

“Fuck off, James.”

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[patrophthia]

masterlist

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most of my work, if not all, are written using fem pronouns.

🌷: fluff | 🌾: angst | 🍀: humor | 🪷: smut | 🌟: personal fav

◎ mauraders era

halloween blurb

get up | series masterlist

new jeans 2nd ep ‘get up’ out now and every all streaming platform! which track would like to listen to today?

→ sirius black

sycamore girl | 12.3k 🌷 / 🍀 / 🌟

sirius black has the smartest plan in mind for scamming his family, and it might or might not be faking a marriage.

libraries and abs | 1.7k 🌷 / 🍀

sirius makes sure that his girlfriend does well on her test if that was the last thing he does.

make you mine | 1.7k 🌷

part of my get up series

it's hard having crushes, its even harder when you're someone who's on the shyer side crushing on someone as popular as sirius black; good things lily evans has it in herself to play a little bit of matchmaker!

★ blurbs (fics under 1k words)

just kiss already! | hello kitty clips

→ remus lupin

can i kiss you? | series 🌷 / 🍀

an AUs series of established relationship!reader and remus.

bad habits | 1.6k🌷 / 🌾?

remus bites his tongue, it’s a bad habit.

it wasn’t implied? | 4.2k 🌷 / 🌾

to quote clairo: girlfriend or girl that’s a friend? is what you wanted to ask remus when everything becomes a little too complicated.

★ blurbs (fics under 1k words)

it’d be an honor |

→ james potter

falling for ya | 1.7k 🌷 / 🍀

mutual pining with james

the triwizard tournaments | 7.4k 🌷 / 🌾

what happens when james claims that you’re his girlfriend to save face? well let’s find out!

what letters? | 3.1k 🌷 / 🌾

what happens when your letters to james gets lost on their way over right after you confessed your feelings to him? apparently way too much confusion for the both of you

say the word and i’m down | 4.5k 🌷 / 🌾

part of my get up series

your boyfriend is a dick but your best friend james always has your back so maybe, maybe it was time you ended things with him

→ regulus black

what once was | 2.6k 🌷 / 🌟

academic rivals to lovers but it’s with regulus!

willow | 3.8k 🌷

life was a willow and it bent right through your wind

idiots to lovers | 2k 🌷

an argument leading to confessions in the rain!

dresses and fish bait | 0.59k 🌷 / 🍀

reg being annoying bf/best boy at the same time

cruel summer | 1.1k 🌷 / req

regulus purposely throws a game just so people could know about the two of you.

how you get the girl | 1.7k 🌷/ req

best friend CFO!regulus au!

★ blurbs (fics under 1k words)

better man | what’s wrong with secretary, lupin? | the carpet incident | meowtoos | does it pawther you? | unicorn and squids | a(cceptable)

◎ golden era

→ george weasley

christmas gifts | 1.6k 🌷/ req

your biggest comfort will always be the weasley, whether they force you to join their christmas or not

→ theodore nott | headcanons

love is sour grapes | 5.9k 🌷/ 🌾 / 🌟

theodore is a quiet piece of shit and that leads to miscommunication and complicated feelings

impossible | 2.4k 🌷

fluffy established relationships with theo after reader gets a little (tiny teenie bit) hurt whilst playing quidditch

red ears, and redder string | 7.2k 🌷 / 🌾 / req

red string soulmate!au with theodore!!

fairy of shampoo | 3.9k 🌾 / req

theodore doesn’t know how to talk to reader

take you to the basics | 3.9k 🌷/🍀/ 🌟

theodore is new to this dating thing and his friends + the golden trio are there to help!

try again | 1.1k 🌾 / req

the classic trope of blaise zabini meddling between you and your exes relationship during draco’s engagement dinner

just curious | 2.2 🌾

words of advice: don’t fall in love with your best friend’s other best friend!

attention is what i want! | 4.3k 🌾

it’s no secret that you have a crush on theodore nott, theo knows it, hell the whole school knew it; maybe if they didn’t then it’d be easier for you to get over him after you embarrassed yourself in front of the whole school. at least you got a new friend because of it.

mini skirt | 3.5k 🌷🪷

blaise zabini’s idea of how to play matchmaker might be different from the traditional way of doing it but at least you ended up getting dicked down, so you guess his method works too.

★ blurbs (fics under 1k words)

ASAP | you’re nice | hey emo boy! | too spicy for your heart | you’ve bewitched me | you’re my favorite comic | ditto | thought you loved me | make it make sense | just fine | dirty little liar

◎ riddle era

→ tom riddle

do not make him ‘go away’ | 4.6k 🌷 / 🍀 / 🌟

the head boy tom riddle might or might not just fancy a certain hufflepuff who doesn’t seem fazed by his charms.

show me how | 1.2k 🌾?

tom can’t love, but he’s willing to learn how.

love again | 2k 🌷 / 🍀 / req

tom finds himself attracted to someone who wasn’t phased by his charms

from the glue | 1.1k 🌷/ req

tom never thought he’d find love, but you’re here now and so he loves you.

★ blurbs (fics under 1k words)

know you better | new jeans, do you see? | not funny riddle untitled |

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#— masterlist

[krisstheidiot]

1-Character Intros 1.0

A/N:- It's a lot but I thought this would be more of an effective background and context than in pics so yeah spare me guys I wrote this with half my usual braincell lol

@series directory

Name: Y/N Holmes

Age: 18

Year: Freshmen (Fall Sem)

Major: Double major in Computer science and Film Studies with a minor in Fashion Design.

Extracurriculars: Student Rep in the student council, Tennis, Theatre, Writing.

Vibes: Chaotic Academia, Occasionally casual chic, Smiley, Crack most of the time, Spontaneous, Very Indecisive, Sarcasm goes undetected as jokes, Every word is laced with sarcasm so good luck, history is full of how to pull off crimes but its for research nothing much.

Background: Part French(Maternal) and part British-Korean(Paternal), Skipped two years when she was a kid but then took a gap before applying for college, met Seungmin and Han in 7th grade, Mom is a famous fashion designer, Dad a surgeon, during the gap she took she had gone on a trip around Europe with her mom and made friends in France during the month she stayed there.

Name: Kim Seungmin

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Double major in Journalism and Media Arts.

Extracurriculars: Treasurer(Student Council), Runs the campus newsletter, Photography club, Baseball.

Vibes: Smart Casual look, Citycore, Straightforward, does not believe in delulu, Sarcastic mean but funny in a way, will sassy shit on people who bother the people he cares about, pretty smile, is very sentimental inside, book boyfriend coded to the T. (*Mom I want one*)

Name: Han Jisung

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Double major in Audio Engineering and Music Technology

Extracurriculars: Extra curriculars head(student council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks"

Vibes: Grunge, graphic tees with blazers, Beatles, Chaos, Very shinchan coded lol, Sirius black outfits, Emo boy x Indie, funny but the stupid kind, Will snort at a funeral, under the surface he is very feeling like very, likes anime, will force you to watch silent voice and then proceed to cry like a baby though ofc you would too, Taps his knee to calm his anxiety.

Name: Bang (Christopher) Chan

Age: 22

Year: Senior

Major: Double major in Music Production and Audio Engineering.

Extracurriculars: President(student council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks".

Vibes: Black, Casual Neat, Comfort is fashion core, Protective, Nice, sweet, Caring, will smile at you for no reason at all, Cry and the person who did it will be 6 feet under, Mans is a walking green flag y'all, Father of 7, Aussie Aussie Aussie, Kangaroo, Very huggable.

Name: Lee Minho

Age: 21

Year: Junior

Major: Major in Dance and Minor in Culinary Arts

Extracurriculars: Vice president(School council), Dance team, Volunteers at the animal shelter.

Vibes: Casual comfortable, does not like being extravagant, add cat fur on every piece of clothing, Convenient chic fashion, Sass in a very aggressive manner, Mans has evil written all over that attractive ass smirk on his face but in a good way ofc, Will not take anyone's shit, prefers cats to humans but honestly who doesn't, Cat butler to his three fur babies(we Stan).

Name: Seo Changbin

Age: 21

Year: Junior

Major: Music technology and Production

Extracurriculars: Secretary(Student Council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks".

Vibes: Black again, But make it more edgy, beanies, gym buddy, will fight someone for you, Mans is strong and fit, intimidating at first look but girl don't kid me he is the sweetest when you get to know him, Badtz Maru but slay, will bring you to eat with him because why the hell not.

Name: Hwang Hyunjin

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Fine Arts and Dance.

Extracurriculars: Arts, Dance team, Soccer team.

Vibes: Artsy light academia, Fancy, luxury, part times as a model(flex), Sassy, Judgy sometimes, Side eye 10x, Fears Minho, Sad eater, Seungmin biased, Procrastinates too much, Laughs at every thing you say, Laughing while clapping 100x.

Name: Lee Felix (Yongbok)

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Culinary arts.

Extracurriculars: Gaming club, Dance team, E-culture club.

Vibes: Fancy, colourful, pastels, bright, Deep voice baby face, So sunshiney all the time that you might melt from the warmth he radiates, mans is fixated on levelling up in his games, will help you build your pc, rgb went brr, streams a lot on twitch, shouting ensues whenever he is playing headphones recommended to protect your eardrums.

Name: Yang Jeongin

Age: 19

Year: Freshmen(Spring Sem)

Major: Fashion Design

Extracurriculars: Soccer team, Theatre(Costume design), Campus volunteer for extra merits.

Vibes: Modern chic, very stylish, ootd's all the time, very confident somehow and will judge people just because, Sass king, Baby bread, is very much the maknae on top even if he isn't the youngest in a setting, also models part time yay!, this guy will bully you about your height ofc in association with Seungmin.

Name: Simon Daneu

Age: 25

Occupation: CEO of a company specialising in Games and Software called Solyx.

Background: Y/N's Cousin brother but is closer to a real one because of their bond, Part French(Paternal) and part American-Korean(Maternal).

Vibes: Formal casual, Polo shirts, Button ups, corduroy pants, very chic, very overprotective as well, will spoil with no hesitation, still will bully as well with no hesitation whatsoever, likes mocking his younger sisters and brother, will pull out his card even you need the most trivial things because with him no one pays.

Name: Noelle Daneu

Age: 20

Occupation: Famous chef/baker, Owns a line of cafes and bakery/patisseries called 'The Dusk' around that are viral for their desserts and specials, also a model.

Background: Simon's younger sister, Y/N's cousin sister but is closer to a real one because of their bond, Part French(Paternal) and part American-Korean(Maternal).

Vibes: Light academia, Boss girl look, Is very funny, will spoil her younger sibs, Y/N is her baby sister and will be spoiled to bits, besties, Is very sassy which is very much a family trait honestly.

Name: Theo Holmes

Age: 9

Background: Y/N's lil brother, is a elementary student, lives in Seoul, very much rich kid but the good kind.

Vibes: Whatever mom buys lol, acts way too smug for his won good, will get bonked if he doesn't behave, finds it funny when y/n is annoyed and it makes his life a bit better to see her irritated, will tease y/n and then will whine when faced with retaliation, fights like they were enemies and then the very next minute will be giggling around like idiots.

Name: Amelia Wallis

Age: 19

Background: Y/N's bestie from Paris(met when y/n was on the Europe trip)

Vibes: Confident, cool, fashionable, always looking out for y/n, will hit someone for her.

Name: Mattheo Grey

Age: 20

Background: Y/N's bestie from Paris(met when y/n was on the Europe trip)

Vibes: Dark academia, poems, research papers, theatre kid, Hamilton.

Name: Elliot Wesley

Age: 19

Background: Y/N's bestie from London(met when y/n was on the Europe trip and then proceeded to become friends with Mattheo and Amelia)

Vibes: Smug, confident, bold, proud, country club fashion, tennis partners with y/n when she was in London, is very annoying when he wants to be.

Series Taglist:- @hyunverse , @nujeskz , @queen-in-the-shadows , @phtogravi , @authentic-65 , @rylea08 ,......

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[vrnicky]

Finally... I present thee

All Jobs!

Sans- college teacher, science

Papyrus- carpenter (hobby) and architect

Blue- cop

Miere- muffet's bakery cashier

Rojo- mechanic

Cap/tain- chef and also culinary teacher

Orion- works in the planetarium but is also a sustitute teacher

Perseo- cop

Atlas- waiter in different restaurants

Orbit- secretary of the boss of the casino

Meteor- writes books, hides his image tho

Sirius- police officer

Zen- works in a restaurant, he makes the meals

Max- works in a restaurant, he makes the dessert

Odiseo- mechanic but more in the area of fixing bikes for people with disabilities

Hator- from home translator

Loan- works in the same restaurant as Zen and Max, he makes the meals

Nayer- works in the same restaurant as Zen and Max, he makes the desserts.

Azrael- library’s receptionist and translator

Deus- owner of the library, also the one to organize everything, books from his universe

Angelus- vet

Daimon- not a vet but works with Angelus, calming the pets

Astarte- blacksmith

Morpheo- cashier in a coffee shop

Bonnie- works in a casino, either guard or with paperwork

Clyde- doesn't have a main job in the casino

Shark- hitman

Gorilla- matón/bruiser

Patrone- security guard of the casino

Chief- head of the casino along the royals

Devonte- informant to the royals

Sargent- security guard of Iron, ex-mafia member

Wine- makes clothes, often in Black's store but makes his own designs

Coffee/Cofi- freelance artist, webtoon artist

Berry- lawyer

Money- candle maker

Black- manager of fashion store, mind behind the designs

Slim- fashion store, jewelry

Edan- daycare

Hans- animal shelter

Butcher- works at an antique shop as an employee by a nice old lady

Twister- doesn't work

Disco- dance studio, teaching kpop sometimes (forced)

Tango- dance studio, teacher of more traditional dances

Swing- waiter in a cafeteria

Regga- works in a dance school and as a DJ in the weekends

Caramel- owner of a bakery

Sweet- waiter or Caramel’s bakery

Vino- full-time model

Cappuccino- full-time artist, sometimes anonymous modeling

Lur- owner of the market in the farm district

Farren- he harvest everything for the market while also taking care of his animals

Vega- mailman of the neighborhood and carpenter

Carrot- beekeeper

Nicte- foreman

Balam- horse tamer but also a furtive hunter

Garo- forestry and floriculture

Bosco- woodcutter

Sugar- vet

Cherry- doctor

Lemon- dog herd

Lime- soil and plant scientist

CC- agricultural engineer

PJ- winemaker

Gent- General surgeon

Lupin- college teacher, physicist

Aloe- head of the department of chemistry

Lion- mathematician

Cempa/súchil- Quantum control, annealing and computing. Mathematician.

Velvet- Fashion and interior design (hobby). Nature preserve ranger.

Allen- flower shop

Bliss- freelance painter

Nolan- in the police as a detective

Eros- model

Phew, long text

#taco writes! #undertale #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #imagine headcanons #my headcanons #underswap #Underfell #outertale #outerswap #outerfell #dancetale #danceswap #swapfell crystal #swapfell purple #fellswap red #fellswap gold #fellswap wine #mafiatale #mafiafell #mafiaswap #mafiaswapfell crystal #farmtale #farmswap #farmfell #outerfarm #dancefarm #gasterfarm #tons of aus #worldbuilding!

[cinnamonwords]

Boss bends Busty Secretary over Copy-machine

Pairing(s) James Potter x Female!Reader

Warnings RAPE/NON-CON, dark themes, loss of virginity, p in v, public sex, cheating, bondage, rough sex, slapping, no condom, creampie, non-con breading, mention of pregnancy, swearing. let me know if I missed anything please!

Read at your own risk!

Working at Prongs & Padfoot Law Firm was truly a dream come true. After graduating law school and receiving no job invitations you were devastated but your friends had cheered you up and convinced you to apply anyway. A few weeks later you received a call back from one of the best law firms in England, there was one problem though, the position was for a secretary not a lawyer. After another round of depression your friends convinced you that any job at a law firm was better than no job at a law firm and being a secretary could help you gain experience.

You had been working at the law firm for 3 months now and things were coming along nicely. Your boss, Sirius Black, was fair and considerate. He was an amazing lawyer who cared deeply for the victims and worked hard to make perpetrators pay. Your coworkers were all hardworking and dedicated and helped you out with any questions you may have.

Today the office was buzzing with nerves. James Potter, the other boss, was arriving back to the office after going on his honeymoon with his beautiful wife, Lily. James Potter was a legend in the courtroom. He could pry secrets out of a corpse with his wit and charm. You had admired him for so long and he was the reason you had chosen to study law in the first place. You just hoped nothing embarrassing happened.

You were alone in the copy room making copies of yesterday’s meeting notes to give to Mr. Black when the door to the copy room slammed open and the shut. You jumped in surprise as you turned to look at the door. Panting, with his back pressed against the door was a man you’d recognize anywhere, James Potter. His eyes were closed as he caught his breath, his dark curls stuck to his sweaty forehead, and his whole body moved as his lungs weezed tiredly.

“Mr. Potter? Are you alright?” You asked, taking a hesitant step towards him, he looked ready to pass out which was odd considering how athletic he was.

James Potter’s eyes snapped open at your voice. He immediately straightened himself out, “Sorry, I didn’t know anyone was in here. I just needed a moment.”

“No, no. Don’t apologize. It’s so nice to meet you, I’m Mr. Black’s new secretary.” You smiled up at him happily. He was just as great as you imagined, much more handsome than his pictures too.

James tried so hard to listen he really did, but his body felt like a sauna. He had just gotten back from a three month fuck-fest in Bora Bora were he had not cum once. Sweet Lily tried everything. She let him fuck her cunt, asshole, mouth, tits, they had sex outside, inside, in the pool, in the ocean, she even slid underneath the table during dinner and sucked his cock like a porn star, nothing worked. Their sex life before marriage was amazing and full of cum but now James couldn’t cum no matter how much they tried.

“Mr. Potter? Are you sure you’re okay? You look really red.” Your soothing voice engulfed James’ senses. You were peering up at him with wide worried eyes and you were so beautiful. Your lips were red and James wondered if you tasted like cherries or strawberries. Your outfit was modest, with a pencil skirt that fell to your knees and a blouse buttoned all the way to the top, fit with a tie and everything. You were perfect, James needed to have you.

He pushed himself forward, grasping your shoulders roughly and pressing his mouth hungrily against yours. You were caught off guard and had no time to fight as James manhandled you on top of the copy machine with your back pressed painfully against the surface. His lips continued their assault on yours as you desperately tried to twist your mouth away from his. James pulled away from you with squelch sound.

“Mr. Potter! Please! What are you doing?!” You were incredibly confused and shocked about the events occurring.

James answered you with a harsh slap across your face, you cried out in pain and he slapped you again. He untied your tie and wrapped it around your mouth, creating a makeshift gag. He then took his own tie off and quickly tied your wrists together. You looked so pretty with mascara running down your face and body twisting trying to find an escape, James was going to have so much fun with you, he would not stop until he came.

James made quick work of unbuttoning your blouse and lifting up your bra. Your boobs were so soft and big, your nipples instantly perked up at the cold office environment. James grasped them and groped them the way Lily liked, rolling your hard nipples in between his fingers. You soft mewls were muffled but James could tell you liked it by the way your thighs rubbed together.

James continued exploring your body with his hands, dragging them downward, past your thighs until he reached the end of your skirt. He pushed your skirt up until all the fabric was bunched at your waist. You shook your head desperately, muffled ‘no’s’ and sobs leaving your lips. James payed no mind to you as he forced you legs apart and pulled your underwear down your legs. There would be time for teasing and eating you out later right now James needed to be inside you.

James ran a thick finger down your pussy, rubbing your engorged clitoris and teasing the entrance to your vagina. You were so wet James was certain he didn’t even need to prep you, but he was larger than average so he decided it was best to do it anyways. James teased your entrance a bit more before gently pushing his middle finger into your hole. Before he could get far he was stopped by a barrier he only felt once before. You were a virgin, your hymen was still in place. Fuck prep James needed to be inside you now.

“Fuck. Why didn’t you tell me you were a virgin, sweet thing. Fuck I can’t wait to feel you.”

You wept silently as James quickly unbuttoned his trousers and brought his cock out. You nearly fainted at the sight. He was big, bigger than you had ever seen on porn or in your imagination. You whimpered at the thought that that thing would be inside of you.

“Don’t be scared, love, I’ll be gentle.”

James was anything but gentle as he pushed his cock inside of you mercilessly. He continued pushing even when your walls tried to push him out and your pained sobs grew louder. James could not register anything except the feeling of his cock entering your body. You were tighter than any woman he had ever been inside (and it was quite a few). James was balls deep inside of you when he felt it. The tip of his cock kissed your cervix and his balls convulsed painfully as he let go of 3 months worth of semen and sperm into your uterus.

“Fuck, I knew you were the one.” James groaned as he rode out his orgasm and rubbed your clit as a reward.

Once his orgasm died down James began to thrust into you, he was gentle but he picked up the pace as you began to move your hips to his rhythm.

“See, baby, I knew you would enjoy this. Good girl, that’s it, move your hips just like that.” Your mind was blank as pleasure overwhelmed your entire being. James’ cock stretched you deliciously. The drag of his cock against your inner walls was like nothing you had ever felt before. The pain and fear was long forgotten.

James was in heaven. After the ordeal with Lily he thought he would never find pleasure in sex again but just one thrust into your virgin cunt had him cumming and drooling at the mouth. James bent his body over yours to look you in the eye. He unwrapped the makeshift gag and kissed you passionately. From this moment forward, you were his.

“Cum for me, my love.” James held on to you as the head of his cock pushed against your cervix and once again filled your uterus with his sperm. Your legs shook and your back arched as you felt a powerful orgasm run across your body.

You and James laid there, trying to catch your breath and process what had just happened. After a while James lifted his body off of yours and carefully took his cock out of your body. You whimpered at the empty feeling and James gently shushed you with a kiss. Using his index and middle finger he softly fingered runaway cum back into your overstimulated vagina. It wasn’t James’ intention to baby trap you but he prayed to any god listening that you weren’t on birth control.

#cw rape #cw noncon #james potter smut #virgin!reader #marauders smut #power imbalance #bebepb #bebensfw

[lumosatnight]

Lani's Kinktober 2023 Masterlist

31 days | 31 ships | 31 kinks

In an effort to practice my smut writing, I am participating in @kinktober2023!! Everyday I'll post a ficlet (500 words exactly) with a different ship and a different kink.

Fair warning to anyone horny enough to read them, some contain dark/disturbing topics (i.e. rape/non-con, underage, vore, emeto, etc.). I will try to include any relevant info and warnings before each story, but just be advised. I also took the prompts very loosely, and some of the stories don't contain smut, only the build-up to it (I ran out of words, oopsies). These will be a mix of common ships, rare pairs, and my personal blorbos. I tried to include a good mix!

I had a plethora of inspiration for these juicy ficlets. All sources of inspiration are linked above the individual stories, and I highly recommend checking them out. All remixed/inspired stories are written with the original authors' permissions.

Links and summaries will be added here as they post. Or you can read them on AO3. Hope you enjoy! I know I did 😘

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Day 1: Micro - Draco/Harry Harry Potter has a tiny dick. And oh, how Draco loves it.

Day 2: Inflation - Lucius/Charlie Lucius Malfoy has an intimate meeting with the head dragonologist.

Day 3: Bootworship - Astoria/Bellatrix Astoria tests the limits of her houseguest’s control.

Day 4: Prostitution - Regulus/James James pays a visit to his favourite club.

Day 5: Collaring - fem!Harry/Severus Harrie sees a light in the darkness in the form of Severus Snape.

Day 6: Chastity - Lily/Severus Severus was used to waiting for Lily Evans.

Day 7: Stuck in Wall - Angelina/Fred/George Angelina gets stuck in a wall, and the twins help her out.

Day 8: Breeding - Lily Luna/Blaise Blaise finds out by accident that his secretary likes a certain kink.

Day 9: Glory Hole - Harry/Ron Ron doesn’t know how much longer he can keep pretending.

Day 10: Infidelity - Sirius/Draco After Draco and Astoria have a fight, he goes to his cousin’s house to cool off.

Day 11: Petplay - Petunia/Minerva No matter what Petunia did, the cat was always there.

Day 12: Somnophilia - Peter/Percy Peter just wants his owner to be happy.

Day 13: Menophilia - Gwenog/Ginny Ginny and Gwen get hot and steamy in the showers after Quidditch practice.

Day 14: Cloning - Parvati/Tonks Parvati can’t get over Lavender, no matter how much she tries.

Day 15: Noncon - Rabastan/Ginny The Dark Lord gifts Rabastan a new pet. Now, he must claim her publicly.

Day 16: Double Penetration - Marcus/Percy/Oliver Percy gets pounded by two extremely buff Quidditch players.

Day 17: Vore - Alecto/Nagini Alecto always took great care of Nagini.

Day 18: Olfactophilia - Sirius/Remus Remus unexpectedly goes into rut while staying at Grimmauld Place.

Day 19: Uniform - Narcissa/Harry Harry visits the manor and lets Mrs Malfoy take care of him.

Day 20: Watersports - Theo/Harry Theo gets marked by his Alpha boyfriend in an alleyway. He only complains a little.

Day 21: Tentacles - Luna/Giant Squid Luna wants a baby, and she’ll do anything to get one.

Day 22: Intercrural Sex - Draco/Narcissa Narcissa comforts Draco as only a mother can.

Day 23: Facesitting - Millicent/Cho Riding a person was similar to riding a broom.

Day 24: Crossdressing - Neville/Pansy Neville and Pansy have some fun in the dressing room while shopping.

Day 25: Pregnancy - Gilderoy/Pandora/Xenophiliius Gilderoy Lockhart was a stud. The ladies all loved him, what could he say?

Day 26: Grooming - Bellatrix/Luna Bellatrix meets a ghost from her past and is determined to not let this chance slip by.

Day 27: Emeto - Remus/Severus Severus makes Lupin take it all.

Day 28: Cockbulge - Sirius/Theo Theo meets the monster haunting Grimmauld Place.

Day 29: Feeding - Fleur/Hermione Fleur held the fork up to Hermione’s lips, a gleam in her eye.

Day 30: Sounding - Newt/Theseus Newt gets poisoned. Thankfully, his brother is there to deliver the antidote.

Day 31: Heartbeat - Lily/Black Sisters Lily wanders into a drafty castle. She isn’t prepared to meet her hosts.

Also read them on AO3!

#kinktober 2023 #kinktober #masterlist #hp smut #hp fanfic #500 words #lumosdrabbles

[jimblejamblewritings]

I'll Always Come Back | part 2.

Summary: It doesn't matter what happens in life. Sirius always comes back.

Warnings for the Series: violence, character death

Pairing: sirius black x reader, sirius black x black!reader

Word Count: 1.0k

Previous Part

Ben looked up from his computer as he heard his secretary yelling at someone. A goofy smile appeared on his face as you kept moving despite his secretary trying to stop you. He stood up from his desk. 

“It’s okay, Susan! I have an ongoing appointment with Mrs. Black.” 

You closed the door to his office before Susan could say anything. Ben slapped his forehead as you started closing all the blinds. The rest of the office was definitely going to talk later. They probably thought you were a booty call which made it more awkward because Ben was sure he emphasized the Mrs. part of your name. 

You set the map down on his desk. “Look!” 

Ben’s eyes wandered over the parchment. “Is that…” 

“Peter Pettigrew.” 

“The dead man?” 

“This map shows everyone at Hogwarts.” 

“This only proves he’s a ghost.” 

“No. Because I’ve been to Hogwarts more than once over the years. Neither I or a single staff member has ever seen his ghost. This is an alive man.” 

Ben nodded. “Then Mrs. Black, I think you have a winnable case. I’ll help you write up the arguments and then you’re good.” 

“Thank you so much… I’m not going to obliviate you. But please don’t tell anyone about magic.” 

“My lips are sealed.”  

Ben watched you scurry out of his office, frantically folding the map back as you did. His entire law firm kept going back and forth between your fleeting figure and his office. He had so many questions to answer and even then they probably wouldn’t believe him. 

~~

Sirius was very confused when the weekend rolled around and he didn’t see you. He hadn’t seen you last week either. The man sat in cell, back against the wall, trying not to think too hard about it. He wasn’t sure what was worse, either you were in trouble or you no longer believed in his innocence. Sirius couldn’t stand to lose you. 

An Auror came by his cell with a bundle in hand. “Get up and get dressed. You’ve got a court date.” 

“A what?” 

The guard didn’t repeat himself. Sirius barely caught the bundle of clothes that came through the bars of his cell. He got dressed as quickly as possible, still confused as to what was happening. As best as he could, he smoothed his hair back. The guard still wouldn’t answer questions as they left Azkaban. 

A smile automatically reached his face when he saw you. You looked nervous — that was something you were never very good at hiding. Sirius might have been rambunctious but he wasn’t an idiot. As you gave your arguments — Ben’s arguments since he wrote them — your husband stayed quiet. You left the map in front of Fudge. 

“So as you see. The very nature of Peter Pettigrew being alive blows a hole in the entire story. But I can prove even further that Sirius is innocent.” 

The Ministry couldn’t deny the facts when presented in front of them. Fudge slumped down in his seat as they started to discuss the trial. It was going to be a major headache when everyone found out they screwed up. Not just screwed up but ruined a man’s life. There was nothing they could do to get out of it. Fudge banged the gavel. 

“Mr. Black, it appears that we have made a grave mistake. You are a free man from this day on.” 

Sirius didn’t hear the rest of the speech. He ran at you when the handcuffs were taken off of him, embracing you tightly. You finally held your husband’s face in your hands. It felt so good to feel him under your touch. His hands covered yours. 

“Let’s go home, love.” 

“We can’t.” 

“Hmm?” Sirius raised an eyebrow. 

“The kids get out of school today. We have to go get Harry.” 

That brought a smile to Sirius’ face. He held your hand as you two left the building, choosing to take the public Floo Network to King’s Cross Station. You waited, hand still holding onto your husband, for the train to pull in. You and Sirius were trying to figure out the best way to let Harry get used to him. The first step was showing him that Sirius was actually innocent. But past that, he needed to get used to the other man — his godfather turned father. No one expected Harry to call Sirius “Dad” the way he called you “Mum” but you wanted him comfortable. 

The train sped into the station. You and Sirius waited back while a bunch of parents crowded the train. You learned from last year, Harry took his own sweet time getting off the Hogwarts Express. He was usually talking with friends. The boy jumped out once the platform had somewhat cleared. He waved at you as he ran over. 

“Can I go to Hermione’s tonight? A bunch of us will be there. Neville, Ginny, Ron, Dean, Luna, an—” 

“Harry.” 

“Please? Mr. and Mrs. Granger already said yes. Please, Mum.” He looked over at Sirius. “Can I go, Dad?” 

You couldn’t help but laugh. “Harry James Potter, you are just like James.” 

Sirius shrugged. “I think we should let him go.” 

“Of course you think we should let him go, pushover. Fine, go have fun.” You watched him run off. “But, hey! Letter home before midnight and Sirius is coming to get you in the morning.” 

“The morning?” 

“Yes, Harry. Eight o’clock, okay?” 

He reluctantly agreed and ran off to go with the small group of friends that had gathered near the Grangers. You gave a wave to them. Remus strolled over, holding a newspaper. The Daily Prophet was quick to announce Sirius’ trial. He scratched the back of his head. 

“I have to say I’m sorry for ever doubting you.” 

Sirius pulled the other man in for a hug. “Oh, please, Moony. We all know what it looked like. I forgive you… but only if you never nag me again.” 

“I promise I won’t,” Remus said with a chuckle. 

You held onto the waists of both of your boys. “Let’s go home.”

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#sirius black x reader #sirius black x black!reader #harry potter au

[ygrittebardots]

an incomplete list of fun facts about the harry potter universe that only I know

Vernon Dursley is 17 years older than Petunia. She was his secretary. He became the Director of Grunnings by working his way up from Son of the Director of Grunnings.

Despite what certain films may lead you to believe, wixen robes resemble the unisex fashion of medieval robes. Trousers are not worn underneath.

Wixen society largely predates the concept of nations, which is why most schools of magic are regional rather than national.

Wands are a western system of control. Many regions and cultures don’t use them at all.

Remus Lupin is more aware and capable of wandless magic as a byproduct of lycanthropy. He learns to embrace his abilities between the two wars, but tries to keep the practice to himself around other wizards.

Remus Lupin’s favorite job (when he can get it) is working as a sessional instructor at muggle universities.

Remus Lupin’s dad calls him RJ.

The Evans family moved from West Belfast to Cokeworth in 1969 due to the Troubles. Petunia got rid of her accent and tried to assimilate. Lily did not.

Joining the Order isn’t as big a deal for Lily as others think it is. The threat of violence has always been a backdrop of her life. You still have to get on with it.

Crookshanks is not part kneazle. He is simply the best boy.

Dean Thomas’ father was Caradoc Dearborn, who disappeared before he knew his muggle girlfriend was pregnant.

Dean Thomas and Luna Lovegood date for a few years after the Second War before accepting that trauma bonding isn’t a stable basis for a relationship. They remain lifelong friends.

Peter Pettigrew was devastatingly witty and clever in his youth, though undiagnosed ADHD made schoolwork extremely difficult for him. Twelve years living as a rat wreaked havoc on his neural pathways, and the man who emerges after June 1994 is a pale shadow of his former self.

In school, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black were fast friends whose love language manifested in giving each other so much shit.

Ted Tonks is a seer. He doesn’t take it too seriously.

Andromeda Black was arrested at a muggleborn rights demonstration in the late 60s. Ted was assigned her public defender, or whatever the wixen equivalent of that is. He got her off with a slap on the wrist and then said yes when she asked him out for a drink.

Andromeda is an investigative journalist.

Tonks (the younger) is nonbinary.

The plot to bring Harry to Voldemort in 1994/95 could have been accomplished with a significantly less convoluted plan, however. One thing Voldemort and Barty Crouch, Jr. share is a passion for magical education. Barty always wanted to be a teacher, and it turns out he’s actually pretty good at it. Voldemort’s just really into the idea of slowly infiltrating the Hogwarts staff one by one right under Dumbledore’s nose.

Rubeus Hagrid is a trans woman, but never has the framework to realize it in those terms.

Teddy Lupin is a trans girl, and very much does.

(James and Harry Potter are desi, Hermione Granger is Black, and Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are in love. But everyone knows that.)

#never heard of a pottermore let me live #ask me about my textual evidence #marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans #dean thomas #luna lovegood #peter pettigrew #andromeda black #ted tonks #tonks #teddy lupin #headcanons

[fuckmymunson]

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 [𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚!𝐒.𝐎.𝐁]

A/n: Small drabble cuz I'm sleepy but wanted to pin this for later<3

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Sirius was much more than a simple 'gangster'. He owned many, many things, he was creepily rich, he was intimidating, and besides that and so much more; He was fucking handsome. He was a true Adonis.

He knew who he worked with and why. He knew how useful any certain friendship with others like him was for him and his self-built empire. A certain friendship, one who was side by side with him since the very first day, sadly had to leave the business for good. A chronic illness and an old body didn't go along well. Sirius knew his acquaintance had a child, although the topic always intrigued him.

He never knew who this child was.

This associate was very, very careful with sharing any personal information, to the point that Sirius even wondered if that was his real name. So when his partner announced that he was ready to retire and live the remaining years of his life with his loved ones, Sirius expected his firstborn to be the one who step in and take charge of what seemed a familiar business now. A business that circulated around drugs, guns, illegal and prohibited cargo, and so, so much more. With this in mind, Sirius expected (probably without even giving it a second thought), that it was a man. A grown man, probably one or two years younger than him. A grown man that was in fully understanding of his surroundings, of the role he was about to play, and who was he working with.

The moment he opened the doors of the old meeting room, which was being hosted at his former partner's mansion, he stumbled across a young lady, standing up in front the fireplace. The flames danced on top of the old oak wood, bathing her figure with bright reds, yellows and oranges. She was gorgeous. Wearing a deep, red wine dress with a deep slit in the center of her chest, exposing enough to tease but not enough to satisfy. Sirius drank her figure without any hint of shame. A part of him, the one who (wrongfully) liked to assume things, thought you were just the new secretary. It made total sense. If an old one was making place for a new one, it was expected that everything else was also new. Just to make things even.

The moment you turned around, facing him. Sirius Orion Black was one hundred percent sure, you were the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. And believe me, he had seen a lot before...

"You must be Mr. Black." Your voice was like a melody, the way his last name rolled off your lips made him wonder how pretty his last name will sound on a pleased cry.

"A pleasure, darling." He nodded and walked closer, to reach his usual seat and also to get a better look to you.

"Please take a seat, the meeting will start once everyone else arrives." You smiled, and that damn smile made the whole room a thousand shades brighter.

"I'll wait here, doll." Sirius said while throwing a playful wink at you. "Although, if your boss wants to keep me waiting a bit more, I wouldn't mind with you here."

"My boss?" You asked with a small frown. "I don't know what you are talking about, Mr. Black."

In that very moment, Sirius's former partner walked into the room, being helped with his cane. For a man his age and with the life he had been through, he still had his head up as proud as the day Sirius met him.

"Oh my boy! Sirius." Your Father greeted him with a handshake. Placing a hand around your shoulders at the same time. "I see you already had the pleasure to met my beautiful daughter!"

His daughter.

Needless to say, Sirius was dumbfounded. A daughter. A daughter his partner never talked about. Never mentioned before. A daughter he thought and assumed was a son.

"I know it's quite shocking, a beautiful and young woman like my lovebug, getting involved in such an awful and bad business." Shaking his head, your Father smiled proudly. "But she has prepared herself for this for years. And believe me when I tell you she's the smartest one around here!" He laughed loudly. "She's more than just a gorgeous lady, Sirius. Remember the catwalk operation we did six months ago?"

"How could I forget it." Sirius smirked at the memory. "Our profit was three times more than the average. And we didn't ran into any problems with cops, customs, or noisy people. I could argue with anyone that, by far, catwalk was our most successful operation."

"Well, guess who was the one who designed it." Your Father laughed again, his words making you blush. "My daughter has been helping me all this years undercover. Our work is not a safe one, and I'm truly sorry for keeping her locked in so many years, but she is my precious little flower. I needed to protect her one way or another."

Sirius locked eyes with you once again. This time in a whole different way. Drinking your image once more, now it felt even better. He felt ashamed of his early actions, it had been completely unacceptable from his part to just assume you were the secretary. But even though your Father talked wonders about you... He still had his concerns. Could a woman so young and well, inexperienced like you step in this world? A world ruled by wealthy and dangerous men.

"Mr. Black." As if you were reading his mind, you spoke, gaining his attention. "I know this change will be though, I don't expect everyone to welcome me with open arms. But I can assure you one thing." Your eyes were penetrating, analyzing him, testing him. For any words, any actions, any false movement. "I will not give up. That's not in my blood. I will make sure to bring this last name and this work to even higher steps." You took a step forward, your hand in the middle of your bodies, reaching for him. "And if you please, we will do it together, just like my Father and you had been doing for this years."

Sirius grabbed your hand unhesitatingly. Shaking it, sealing the deal. Partnering with you.

"I know you won't disappoint me, doll."

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Sorry for any mistakes! English is not my first language. I appreciate any feedback!˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ 

#sirius x reader #sirius orion black #sirius black #mafia!sirius #modern marauders #marauder x reader #mafia!marauders #omenhel's love letters #omenhel's little drabbles!

[friendly-neighborhood-boricua]

Parent-Teacher Conferences

Summary: James meets his favorite student's mother for the first time.

Notes: Marauders modern elementary school AU, kindergarten teacher!James Potter x nurse!reader, mom!reader x son!OC (Liam), inspired by this post by @ravishinglavishingluvr

teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james teacher!james te—

specifically james as a kindergarten teacher

(see inspiration post)

(just kindergarten instead of preschool)

(yaknow, for the plot)

Okok lets get started :D:D:D

You’ve got a sweet baby boy of a son (I’m sorry if you don’t!! I also don’t but idk my stepmom is pregnant with a boy and I’m super excited and this mess is what came out so here you go)

And he’s five and in James’ kindergarten class

Baby boy is just the sweetest little thing

James loves him to death

He’s smart and nice and helpful and just an absolute gem

Like seriously tho James goes to the library during his lunch break to hang out with school librarian!Remus and school secretary!Sirius and just can’t shut up about how much he loves your son like James just talks about him the whole lunch period

And Remus and Sirius are like

“That’s great, James 😐"

But James doesn’t care he’s just too excited to have such a bright young boy in his class

And also (because James is nosy af) he’s super curious to see what kind of parents this kid has

So parent-teacher conferences roll around and he’s like “What kind of geniuses are raising this kid?? Let’s see em????”

And then nurse!reader rolls up to the 7:30 PM meeting, still in her hospital scrubs and profusely apologizing for being like three minutes late

And James is like

What.

Not at ALLLLLL what he was expecting

(not that he’s complaining, you’re fucking adorable and a great break from all the stuffy parents he’s had to deal with all day)

So you and him sit down and talk about your son’s work at school

And James just gushes about him to you practically the whole time

Like legit James fell for him before he even met you

Meanwhile you’re like

1) damn i didn’t know my kid’s teacher was so pretty

(Not like that’s important ofc because you have priorities and your son always comes first.)

And 2) but like can my son read?? Can he do math?? Are you teaching him science sir????

And James is like “yeah but he’s NICE and KIND and EMPATHETIC

“DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET FIVE YEAR OLDS TO SAY THEY’RE SORRY

“AND HE JUST DOES IT”

And you’re like

“……yeah…… bc that’s an important part of learning to be a good person … ofc I showed him how to be kind?? Like what????”

And James

(poor baby’s bar is on the floor from all the Karens who’s kids he teaches)

He’s just so enamored about how you’re just like naturally kind and caring??

And you imparted that onto your kid????

Your conference time is the last one on James’ schedule, and he absolutely irritates the fuck out of Remus and Sirius as he drives them back to their flat

Like he can’t shut up about you

And your kid

Like he just loves your son

And has a little puppy-love crush on you

Remus pretends to be annoyed and Sirius teases him

But when James drops them off they’re already planning you two’s wedding

(Remus: “You know, we haven’t actually even met her …” Sirius: “So? Have you ever seen James this smitten??? It’ll happen, love. Trust the process.”

#teacher!james potter #teacher!james potter x reader #james potter x reader #teacher!james potter x you #james potter x you #nurse!reader #james potter x nurse!reader #teacher!james potter x nurse!reader #james potter x mom!reader #mom!reader #librarian!remus #librarian!remus lupin #school librarian!remus #school librarian!remus lupin #secretary!sirius #secretary!sirius black #kindergarten teacher!james potter

[oncasette]

# — 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃, 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘

# — 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋?

regulus black, sirius black, james potter, remus lupin, theseus scamander, fred weasley, george weasley, ron weasley, oliver wood

SIRIUS BLACK

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sfw

REMUS LUPIN

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sfw

JAMES POTTER

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grumpy!james x sunshine!reader

THESEUS SCAMANDER

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sweet lover, you should’ve come over

the three times theseus asked you to move in with him and the one time you asked

'cause you're just a man (it's just what you do)

theseus can't stand your secretary

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complimenting your fiancé

GEORGE WEASLEY

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sfw

angst

RON WEASLEY

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sfw

OLIVER WOOD

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#george weasley #george weasley x reader #harry potter #harry potter x reader

[theemporium]

oneshots

☞i think he knows

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series

n/a

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☞sirius being a lovesick fool for slytherin!reader

☞ceo!sirius being in love with his secretary

☞ceo!sirius fucking secretary!reader over his desk (smut)

☞the other marauders finding out sirius is dating pureblood!slytherin!reader

☞sirius defending muggleborn!reader

☞sirius in a secret relationship with regulus’ best friend!reader

☞james being dramatic about sirius dating potter!reader

☞ceo!sirius being in an enemies with benefits relationship with his rival

☞sirius meeting his match with confident!gryffindor!reader

☞reader teasing sub!sirius (smut)

☞sirius being shy around the reader

☞sirius finding potter!reader crying on the day of her wedding

☞the boys teasing sirius about being shy around reader

☞reader being the only one who can touch his hair

☞reader worshipping sub!sirius’ body (smut)

☞sirius with needy!touch-starved!reader

☞sirius saving reader after she’s been stood up on a date

☞sirius letting reader use him like a toy (smut)

☞making out with sirius in the back of his mustang

☞golden retriever!sirius being caught off guard by black cat!reader

☞sirius being jealous of a cat

☞sirius jealous of best friend!reader being asked out by someone else to the ball

☞golden retriever!sirius being nervous about his date with black cat!reader

☞sirius being obsessed with reader’s tummy

☞sirius getting jealous when reader goes on a date with another marauder

☞rainy late nights with sirius

☞sirius taking care of reader when she’s sick

☞auror!reader visiting sirius in azkaban

☞reader surprising rockstar!sirius on tour

☞sirius being dramatic when you’re apart

☞shy!sirius finally asking you on a date

☞sirius being happy and giddy on your wedding day

☞sirius being clingy during a heatwave

☞sirius being in love with his cottage core girlfriend

☞hockey!sirius getting into a fight on the ice about reader

☞hockey!sirius messing with reader when teaching her how to skate

☞hockey!sirius getting pissy when wife!reader isn’t wearing his jersey to a game

☞sirius comforting reader during migraine

☞hockey!sirius fucking reader whilst she wears his jersey (smut)

☞sirius wanting to spend all his money on spoiling his girl

☞vampire!sirius being obsessed with reader’s blood

☞sirius being besotted with shy!reader

☞sirius being overly touchy with best friend!reader

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#「sirius black masterlist」

[patrophthia]

what’s wrong with secretary, lupin? (plot bunny)

i recently started watching what’s wrong with secretary, kim? and fell in love with the idea of CFO!regulus working with lupin!reader and just putting them in that scenario (except the characters aren’t actually childish here)

imagine you’ve been secretary for regulus for years and it has always been notorious that he’s hard to work with until you stepped into the picture

people are convinced you only got your job because your brother (remus) was best friends with the CEO (sirius), and although that might’ve been true, you’ve worked hard to prove time and time again that you’re a very competent secretary, you know regulus’ schedule like the back of your hand and understands the man’s wants and need

so it’s really no surprise that you knew that you’d have to tell him that you were quitting a whole month before you actually do

it’s beneficial for both you and him that you do so and he understands that, he just doesn’t understand why you’re quitting so suddenly, after nine whole years of working for him you’re quitting? and when he asks you why all you tell him was for personal reasons? wtf???

he’s confused and he goes to everyone for help, sirius, remus, lily, and even james for god’s sake. in the end he was able to come up with the conclusion that you were quitting because you were getting older and wanted to settle down (he came to this understanding by himself, this was not at all lily’s idea, nope) but with the nature of your job, it’s difficult to do so when you’re always working by his side.

so he thinks to himself, he’s okay looking, he has a stable job and is much more likable than sirius is, he himself isn’t the worst match possible, right? when regulus offers himself to be your husband and gets promptly turn down he’s plain out upset. not only did he just lose the best secretary he’s ever had, but also just got downright rejected.

he’s way too over in his head about this, not understanding why he’s so upset about you leaving when people who has been working for him way longer than you have has left and he didn’t even bat an eyelash.

he decides to be mature about it and let’s you go and wishes you the best, he only hopes that you could remain somewhat friends bc maybe he’s grown a little too attached to you.

he takes you to dinner to congrats you on taking the next step of your life and after a few glasses of wine, accidentally kissed you and to his surprise, you accidentally kiss him back, and neither of you bother to (not) accidentally pull away

he understands now why he was so upset, and tries to take a chance with you, you let him and your first date goes well, so well that two dates later you agreed to be his s/o

when the time comes for the two of you to get married, you decide that it’s best for you to rejoin the Black company, but this time, instead of being the secretary, you were to take place as his right hand man.

— from bee: my plot bunnies are fic ideas i have that just will be written so i write them down with no proper double checking or anything 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i really fell in love with the idea of CFO!regulus tho and honestly would love to write more of him

#regulus black scenarios #regulus black x female reader #regulus black fanfiction #regulus black x yn #regulus black humor #regulus black fluff #regulus black x you #regulus black x reader #regulus black imagines #regulus black angst #Spotify #🧳: my writing

[impishtubist]

Imp you’re doing such a good job. Remus would LOVE your dash. He’s cheering you on like, “FINALLY!!! I am NOT attractive, and I AM the worst, and I DON’T deserve sirius!!!” He wants to make you vice president of the Remus Lupin hate club (he’s the president obviously. Snape is the secretary. Walburga’s portrait is the treasurer.)

Who cares that sirius is sobbing and frothing at the mouth and cursing your very existence?? It’s Remus’s birthday!!! Keep giving the man what he wants!!! 🥰

Thank you. See, you get it! I'm doing a great job and Remus would love my blog. (Although, ew, Snape and Wally are not allowed in our club, thank you very much. We have some standards.)

Anyway, I have been so good today, I've been so restrained with all this Remus love on my dash (read: capitalism has kept me ridiculously busy all day) but now you've done it. You've poked the bear, and now you get a cursed ficlet in response. You're so welcome <3 I know that this is exactly what you wanted.

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“I know that look,” Harry says when Remus comes into the kitchen, looking more than a little shell-shocked. “Who did you catch him with this time?”

“Kingsley,” Remus says weakly.

“Oh, that’s a new one,” Hermione says. “Where?”

“In the library.”

Ron winces, knowing as well as Harry and Hermione do how much Remus loves spending time in the Black library. That’s probably ruined, now. “Tough break, mate.” 

“Could be worse,” Harry says gamely. “I walked in on him and Rita Skeeter last week.” 

“You think that’s worse? I walked in on him and my brother!” Ron exclaims.

“Which one?” Remus asks.

“Charlie,” Ron says, at the same time that Hermione says, “Bill.”

They both stare at each other, and Hermione reddens. “Oh, well, I walked in on him and Bill last summer.”

“That’s when I saw him with Charlie!” 

“At least you didn’t see him snogging your ex,” Harry says darkly.

“Cedric?”

“Oliver.” 

Remus slumps in a chair. “So Sirius will get off with everyone but me, is what you’re saying.”

Harry pats his shoulder consolingly. “Sorry, Moony. There’s a new Boggart infestation in the attic if that would cheer you up?”

Remus sighs. “Yeah, it would, actually.” 

“Come on, let’s go take care of them. And then we can look for Grindylows in the pond later.”

#imp is writing #sirius black deserves to bang everyone when he's out of prison #except remus obviously #anyway this was fun thank you for antagonizing me #happy starking friday!