#seriously tho how many of us did think that he would win it

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Any mtmte (did I spell that right, I also want rodimus included in it) characters you want, I want to see the bots reaction to bot (gn) buddy that use (still is) to be megatrons sparkmate, and a gladiator before. 🫣 megatron and buddy still on good terms tho.

Okay... I had a bit too much fun with this one, so its a bit longer than what I usually do my writings. I used a different writing style than what I usually used too. If this isn't what you wanted, please let me know.

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy being Megatron's sparkmate (its complicated) that was a former gladiator with Rodimus Prime, Nautica, and Ravage

SFW, Platonic, Romantic implications, Pre-war Cybertron and Post-war Cybertron mentioned, Cybertronain reader

MTMTE

Megatron had met Buddy while waiting for his next match.

The two had entered a nice conversation before Buddy was called off to their match. That wouldn’t be the last time they would meet each other.

Megatron met Buddy again in the infirmary after a particularly brutal match. Both gladiators had to stay in the med bay for the night. That night was filled with much talking and laughter.

That’s where everything began.

So, the two gladiators began sneaking off to go meet each other and secretly watch each other’s matches.

Despite the circumstances, they made it work.

“Buddy?”--Megatron

“Right here Megatron.”--Buddy

“Perfect timing as usual. How was today’s match?”--Megatron

“Same ol’. Same ol’. What about yours? I heard through the guards todays was particularly spectacular.”--Buddy

“I… showed the crowd my panels.”--Megatron

“You have panels?”--Buddy

“Yes, I know it—”--Megatron

“And you didn’t tell me?! Now you have to show me them!”--Buddy

“Hush! You’ll give away our position!”--Megatron

“And? What do you think the guard will do at this late hour? They’ll be too tired to do anything, plus our biolights are on low. The bot wouldn’t be able to see our faces before he’d see our pedes!”--Buddy

“You know what they would do Buddy. You shouldn’t be so careless.”--Megatron

“Yeah, but still, I bet we can take them together. Assuming you’d be by my side and not using me to give you a head start.”--Buddy

“I would stay by your side, you know that.”--Megatron

“I know. You’d start panicking and worrying if I wasn’t around anyways.”--Buddy

“Maybe I should leave you.”—Megatron

“Oh, Megs, you’ve wounded me!”—Buddy

“But in all seriousness, I would come to you if you’d call.”—Megatron

“…Thanks Megs…”—Buddy

“Don’t call me that.”—Megatron

“Nah.”--Buddy

Buddy was there for many of his major achievements in and outside the ring.

They cheered for him as he basked in the energon of his enemy after a win.

They helped him continue his writing after Terminus disappeared.

They even had the pleasure of meeting his inner circle for the new Decepticon movement he was starting.

“So, this is the infamous Decepticon circle I’ve been hearing about?”--Buddy

“And you are?”--Starscream

“Megatron’s friend. I am a gladiator as well.”--Buddy

“Just friend?”--Thundercracker

“Yes?”--Megatron

“Well just hearing how much you talk about them, we assumed—”--Skywarp

“Why don’t you introduce yourselves first.”--Megatron

“Hey is that-- Buddy!”--Frenzy

“Rumble! Frenzy! Ravage!”—Buddy

“Looking good Buddy.”--Rumble

“What—”--Megatron

“How’s is your arm wound from the fight?”--Ravage

“What arm—”--Megatron

“I thought the guards caught you, guess you gave them the slip huh.”--Frenzy

“Guards?”—Megatron

“Oh, you know me. I never get caught!”--Buddy

“How do you three know each other?”--Megatron

“We met after some drunk bots started fighting dirty with us. Buddy in and used some of their signature moves to gives all a head start. We got some drinks then we split when the guards started coming by the sector.”--Ravage

“Never gonna mess with ya after that display. Truly an artform.”--Frenzy

“It wasn’t that big of a deal.”--Buddy

“Yeah, tell that to the other guy’s servos.”--Rumble

“Wait what happened to—”--Megatron

“ANYWHO! The triplets over there are Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker. Screamer’s the one in red, Warp is the purple one, and Cracker is the blue one.”--Frenzy

“Hello!”--Buddy

“Hi.”--Skywarp

“Buddy.”--Starscream

“Hello.”--Thundercracker

“The purple one over there is Shockwave.”--Frenzy

“Hello!”--Buddy

“Greetings.”--Shockwave

“Don’t take it personally, he doesn’t have his emotions anymore.”--Ravage

“Oh…”--Buddy

“And this is Soundwave!”--Rumble

“Hello!”--Buddy

“Hello.”--Soundwave

Through telepathy. “Really ‘just a friend’.”--Soundwave

Through telepathy. “First, WOW! This is amazing! Second, just give me a couple more cycles! I’m working up the courage… how often does he talk about me? Are they good things?”--Buddy

Through telepathy. “Too much its painful now. Please put us out of our misery.”--Soundwave

Through telepathy. “I hope so, if he does feel the same way.”--Buddy

Through telepathy. “He does, believe me. His thoughts if not thinking about this whole operation and his writings is you. Which is happening a lot more than usual these days.”—Soundwave

“Really?!”—Buddy

“You should hear the poems he thinks about you.”--Soundwave

“Umm… Boss? You’re not threatening Buddy are you?”--Rumble

“Negative. Simply having a chat.”--Soundwave

“Was it?”--Megatron

“It was. You seem to have a strong foundation, Megatron. And with all the followers that are going to come in, the Senate will have to hear you now!”--Buddy

“Hopefully.”--Megatron

“Don’t get so down in the dumps Megs! Have a little faith. A little faith never hurt anyone.”--Buddy

“…Maybe.”--Megatron

“See!”--Buddy

‘He is down bad for them.’—Soundwave and every Decepticon there.

Megatron was pleased to see Buddy get along with his colleagues.

A couple cycles pass he starts getting thoughts about the Conjux ritual. The bot that always comes into his processor is Buddy.

But would Buddy even want that?

What if they didn’t want that?

What if they just wanted to be friends or Amica?

After a few peptalks with Soundwave, he is ready. He believes he is ready to finally begin the first steps.

“Buddy.”--Megatron

“Hey Megs? You don’t usually come by this sector, you know there’s more guards at this time right?”--Buddy

“First of all, don’t call me that. Second, I know its… just meet me at the old oil house tonight.”--Megatron

“Tonight? What happened with next cycle? You already breaking tradition?”--Buddy

“Can you—”--Megatron

“I’m just messing with you Megs. I’ll be there.”--Buddy

“Be careful.”--Megatron

“Please Megs, I’ve never been caught, and I will not get caught. Don’t worry so much.”--Buddy

Everything was going to be all right.

Right?

That night, Buddy was an hour late.

Buddy was always a punctual bot, the most they had been late was a couple minutes late.

Worried, Megatron decided to take things into his own servos. He managed to sneak into their quarters the same route he had done multiple times before.

The entire place was stripped clean.

“Buddy? Buddy!”--Megatron

Silence.

“Buddy this isn’t funny. Come out!”--Megatron

Silence.

“Buddy?”--Megatron

He went to ask the bots in the next room, but no one was there.

The room was also stripped clean.

He went in a frenzy opening door finding the same thing in each one.

He would have been caught by the night guards, if it weren’t for Ravage and Soundwave.

They would later find out that the entire quarter of gladiators in that section had been relocated to another city. But the ship had been ‘accidentally’ taken down as soon as it took off near the city limits. It was clear as day that the ‘accident’ was planned, but no one would investigate a case of nameless gladiators.

There were no survivors.

“I am sorry Megatron. They are gone.”--Soundwave

“…”--Megatron

“Megatron?”--Ravage

“I need some time by myself now.”--Megatron

“…Ravage.”--Soundwave

“On it.”--Ravage

Ravage hadn’t felt such spark break than he had in that moment with Megatron. He and Soundwave had to break the news to the others when they got back to their makeshift base. There was a lot of shock and mourning that happened that night. Everyone tread carefully near Megatron as if he were a ticking time bomb.

Ravage stayed by his friends’ side for a good time before he was deemed fine once again.

Megatron was far from fine.

Megatron was near inconsolable at the beginning. He felt almost as helpless as when Terminus had disappeared. His old friend, Impactor, after hearing the news tried to get him out of this hole. He was lucky enough to get him out of his habsuite and back outside. He took him to Maccadams for a drink.

The rest went downhill from there.

Meanwhile Buddy had actually been transported to a different ship at the last second thanks to an error in the system that no one wanted to fix.

Buddy had been taken to one of the colony ships instead.

The ship set to go to Caminus.

While it was rough to adjust at first, especially after hearing what happened to their ship. Buddy quickly found some friends and began their new life on Caminus. They wanted to build a life on Caminus first and as soon as they got the chance, they would go back to Cybertron, grab Megatron and his friends and have them all live with them on Caminus.

Buddy met three bots named Chromia, Nautica, and Windblade. The three didn’t judge Buddy by their past and made it their goal to help Buddy adjust to Caminus the best they could.

Windblade would go more on the cultural and artistic facts about Caminus, a planet that made Cybertron seem very rough by comparison.

When Chromia found out about Buddy’s fighting career, she wanted to spar.

If it was okay with Buddy after all.

She was not disappointed with the new challenge.

She even managed to get Windblade to join in too.

Nautica was a bit intimidated by Buddy at first but quickly warmed up to them once she saw that Buddy wasn’t a bad bot.

Being the wall flower Nautica was, she didn’t offer buddy to go out in crowded places too often.

Instead, she indulged Buddy in her deep sea findings.

Buddy loved seeing their friends so happy.

They did try and find out more things about Buddy’s past, but with Buddy being vague with the details, they decided that if Buddy did wanted to talk about it, they would on their own time.

“You care to go on another sparring match Buddy?”--Chromia

“Since when have I backed down from that challenge Chromia?”--Buddy

“Well good luck you two—”--Windblade

“And where do you think you’re going Windblade? You’re sparring with us.”--Chromia

“But—”--Windblade

“Maybe if I join in, it won’t be so bad? I could use the warm up.”--Nautica

“Well…”--Windblade

“Well?”--Chromia

“All right. I guess—”--Windblade

“I’m on Buddy’s team!”--Nautica

“Nautica!”--Windblade

Buddy did try and call Megatron, he never answered them. They stopped trying after hearing all the atrocities he was committing on Cybertron. It soon became clear that the Megatron they once knew was gone and replaced with this… awful monster.

Between their work on Caminus and their free time, Buddy did try and keep tabs on Cybertron through the air waves.

Buddy decided to stay neutral for the longest time, not wanting to get involved with politics that no longer concerned them.

That was until on night they had been flying their personal space cruiser when they received a distress signal.

They turned to the signal and saw a red mech flouting around waving his arms around.

Buddy grabbed the mech and pulled him inside the ship.

“Wow, you look like a Sharkticon chewed and spat you out.”--Buddy

“Thanks…”—Hot Rod

“Anyways stranger I’m here to help you with some repairs.”--Buddy

“You’re going to repair me? But you’re a NAIL.”—Hot Rod

“So… your point?”--Buddy

“Don’t you guys hate us, for the war and all?”—Hot Rod

“Kid—”--Buddy

“The names Hot Rod.”—Hot Rod

“Hot Rod, I may not be associated with either of your sides right now or ever, but that doesn’t mean I’m some sparkless bot who’s going to let you bleed all over my ship cold and alone. Now hold still, I know how to repair most of this stuff with what I’ve got so let’s make it count.”--Buddy

“…Thanks…”—Hot Rod

“The names Buddy, Hot Rod.”--Buddy

“Buddy? That’s a… fun name.”—Hot Rod

“Yeah, yeah, it was supposed to be a mean nickname for me back in the old days for my ‘friendly’ personality, but jokes on them, I liked it better than my actual name, so I adopted it.”--Buddy

“Oh!”—Hot Rod

“So, what actually chewed and spat you out because these dents are definitely bite marks.”--Buddy

“It’s a long story.”—Hot Rod

“I’ve got time and enough fuel to get you to…”--Buddy

“Junkion—Wait you’re going to fly me there?”—Hot Rod

“Sure, I got free time.”--Buddy

“And you’re willing to help a stranger get to a planet near enemy territory? Aren’t you afraid of getting caught in the crossfires?”—Hot Rod

“Roddy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I don’t get caught. Never have and never will.”--Buddy

The two had a nice time together while flying.

When Buddy touched down on the planet, they gave him their personal commline in case he was ever blow up into space again. He smiled widely and waved good-bye before racing out to join his group.

Buddy simple took off feeling a bit lonelier on the ship than before. In small solidarity of their little Autobot friend, Buddy decided to get a small Autobot insignia on the inside of their arm.

Time skip after the war and Nautica and Velocity had joined the Lost Light.

Buddy was feeling a bit lonely on Caminus now.

Chromia and Windblade were frequently going to Cybertron now that Starscream had requested their help in speaking with Metroplex. How either didn’t tell Starscream that Buddy was on Caminus was beyond them.

Nautica did call every now and then.

Even Velocity had managed a call or two.

Mainly talks about the science staff and the medical staff on this crazy ship.

Buddy wanted a change. This ship sounded like the change they needed, at least for a little bit.

Buddy packed their things and left the planet on their cruiser looking for the star ship.

It took a while of flying before the giant star ship of the Lost Light came into view.

Buddy hailed in the ship and was received with a talk from the ship’s captain.

“This is the Lost Light. Please state your business.”—Magnus

“Hello, this the space cruiser 1232024, permission to come aboard?”--Buddy

“…You sound familiar. Who are you?”--Rodimus

“My name is Buddy—”--Buddy

“Wait Buddy?! Buddy from Caminus? Wow! It’s been a while!”--Rodimus

“I’m sorry?”--Buddy

“Excuse him, he might think you might be someone else.”--Magnus

“No, you patched up a red mech during the war with pieces of their hull.”—Rodimus

“How do you know that?”—Buddy

“Well, I would be a horrible bot if I didn’t remember who saved me those years ago in space.”--Rodimus

“Oh Primus! Roddy is that you?!”--Buddy

“Yeah! Well, I go by Rodimus Prime now, but yeah come aboard!”--Rodimus

Buddy was greeted by Rodimus and Ultra Magnus at the docking entrance.

Rodimus is pulled into an armor denting hug. Buddy is relieved that their small Autobot friend was okay after all this time.

A former Prime too.

Buddy shook their servo with Ultra Magnus and greeted him politely.

Magnus has gained a friend.

Magnus is going to treasure this friend.

Finally, someone else on this ship that knows decent manners!

“So, what brings you in? You need some oil?”--Rodimus

“No thank you, I’m actually here to ask if I could join you and your crew on your quest.”--Buddy

“Really!”--Rodimus

“Really?”--Magnus

“Yes! I’ve heard about it through some friends of mine that are crewmates of yours. Nautica mainly.”--Buddy

“Yes, you can join! Welcome on aboard. I can comm in Nautica if you want.”--Rodimus

“Oh, that won’t be necessary Captain.”--Buddy

“Why?”--Rodimus

“Well, it kind of defeats the purpose of surprising someone if they know what the surprise is.”--Buddy

“Oookay! I got it! Magnus!”--Rodimus

“Rodimus--”--Magnus

“Call in for an audience in the bridge. We have a dramatic entrance to make.”--Rodimus

Rodimus leaving to the bridge.

“I don’t remember him being this energetic. But he did have though injuries.”--Buddy

“Get used to it, as Co-Captain he loves his role.”--Magnus

“Co-captain? Is that even a term?”--Buddy

“It is now. And welcome aboard.”--Magnus

“Thank you, Ultra Magnus.”—Buddy

Buddy soon was with Ultra Magnus behind one of the bridges blindside chatting about stories that happened before Nautica came aboard.

Apparently, they were going to have a rather unorthodox travel. They started loving this ship more then before.

Buddy would sometimes slip a glance out from their hiding space to see the crowd of Bots around them.

A familiar purple bot caught their optics. Buddy couldn’t hold back the fond smile coming onto their faceplate.

But something else caught their optic.

It was a streak of black, but Buddy could have sworn they had seen that bot before.

“What are you looking at?”--Magnus

“I found Nautica, which is amazing and all, but I thought I saw someone else.”--Buddy

“Who did you think you saw?”--Magnus

“I thought I saw—”--Buddy

“Buddy?!”--Ravage

“No, that’s me, but—wait…”--Buddy

“Ravage what are you doing here? You’re supposed to wait with the others down—”--Magnus

“Buddy! You’re alive!”--Ravage

“Ravage?! Wow! I haven’t seen you—”--Buddy

Ravage leaping to Buddy’s face, but Buddy quickly catches him and keeps him at arms length.

“Ravage!”--Magnus

“Hold it Magnus. Ravage—”--Buddy

“We mourned for you! Do you have any idea what happened when you left? Where did you go? Did someone kidnap you? Tortured you? Put you in a stasis chamber? What?! What happened?!”--Ravage

Buddy pulling Ravage close to their chassis.

“It is good to see you, my friend.”--Buddy

“…I’m not helping you with what happens next when you meet him.”--Ravage

“Meet who?”--Buddy

“You mean they haven’t told you yet?”--Ravage

“Told me what?”--Buddy

“Who do you think the Co-Captains are?”--Ravage

“Rodimus and Magnus?”--Buddy

“I’m not a Co-Captain.”--Magnus

“Really? Because it looked like you’d be one of the bots in charge of things around here.”--Buddy

“I am, however, I am not the other Co-Captain.”--Magnus

“Then who—”--Buddy

“—and without further or do. Here is our newest crewdition!”--Rodimus

“I guess this is my cue. See you in a minute Ravage.”--Buddy

Buddy putting down Ravage down and walking to the main part of the bridge.

“Wait! He doesn’t know they’re here!”--Ravage

“Who doesn’t know?”—Magnus

Buddy turned the corner and saw a sea of bots looking up at them. They saw many curious optics looking over at their frame. The first thing they heard was the familiar sound of Nautica squealing. Buddy saw Nautica making her way up to reach Buddy with Velocity trailing behind her.

The second sound Buddy heard was a loud gasp next to them. Buddy turned and saw the last mech they would have expected being there.

Megatron, in all of his gunmetal glory, stood next to Rodimus. Optics trained on Buddy as Buddy looked back with the same intensity.

Nautica stopped seeing Buddy looking at Megatron like they saw a ghost…

Oh!

Oh!

This made sense now.

Buddy had always mentioned a certain gladiator back in the old days with much fondness. She always teased Buddy from time to time about the little love, but Buddy wouldn’t do much to say otherwise.

Of course, it was Megatron! He matched too many of the stories Buddy had told her from time to time.

She looked back at Buddy as she began moving forward slowly to the ex-warlord.

“Buddy? Is that you?”--Megatron

Buddy picking up the pace a little bit.

“By the Prime’s it is you! But, how? You’re ship! The whole thing had engulfed in flames!”--Megatron

Buddy sprinting opening their arms out.

Megatron reactively opened his arms out too.

Buddy grabbing said arm and judo flipping the mech onto his back with a pede on his throat.

“THAT WAS FOR NEVER ANSWERING ME BACK YOU SON OF A TURBOFOX!”--Buddy

“Woah!”--Rodimus

“Hold it, hold it!”--Velocity

“That’s kind of hot.”--Whirl

“Not now Whirl.”--Nautica

Buddy getting off of Megatron and single handedly helping him up so they could hug him.

“This is for…for…”--Buddy

“Buddy…”--Megatron

“Hey Megs, I told you I wouldn’t get caught.”--Buddy

“I shouldn’t have doubted you, for a second.”--Megatron

“Finally learning your lesson?”--Buddy

“Maybe.”--Megatron

“…FINALLY!”--Ravage

“Yes!”--Nautica

“What. The.—”--Rodimus

“Rodimus language!”--Magnus

“I have a right!”--Rodimus

“Hey Buddy! Flip me next!”—Whirl

#transformers #transformers x reader #maccadam #idw mtmte #mtmte x reader #bot buddy #mtmte rodimus #mtmte nautica #mtmte ravage #mtmte megatron #mtmte megatron x reader

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HOW SUN WUKONG, MACAQUE AND MK REACT TO A QUIET BUT TALKATIVE READER

fluffy + romantic/platonic

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scenario: reader is usually quiet w people they arent close to. but when is in a conversation of something they like or talking to someone they feel close w, they are talkative. they still feel bad for talking a lot tho :T

reader: they/them pronouns used, no physical appearance established, not a request

warnings: insecurity w talking too much

authors note: reader is so me fr fr. maybe is trauma... or im just autistic :P /hj

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SUN WUKONG

MACAQUE

- he gets it. mf is centuries without proper communication

- plus hes scared of people, especially a lot of them

- so when he noticed how quiet and closed about ur feelings u are, he is totally ok w it!

- and he was slighty curious about u, but not enough to try to actually have long conversations

- i dont think hes currently much interested in any communication w strangers, to be honest

- tho, one day he acidently touched in a topic u are passionate about

- and BOOM.

- it was like a bomb exploding ur imaginary walls

- he didnt mind one bit, he was just suprised by how talkative a quiet person can be!!1!

- he didnt see someone so passionate of something for a while other than MK (isolation blink blink), so he is actually interested on hearing u

- then when u stop to talk and immediately apologise OR interrupt yourself to apologise, hes like- nuh uh

- "ah- sorry for talking so much" "uh? but i dont mind at all"

- you smiled, dont lie to yourself, even tho it was in ur imagination

- anyway, when yall get closer (in any relationship u prefer), he purposely touch in subjects he knows u will talk for minutes

- even the weirdest. like death, a weird and silly animal or a chair

- im actually curious if u are passionate about chairs

- no, actually. is how it is built? the material? the history? ... how... u sit in it...? are you passionate because humans was so smart to build it? cause same, best human invention fr fr

- ANYWAY. he dosent mind at all and is just glad that u are happy

- i feel like hes very curious and passionate about animals facts, food (facts and taste/smell) and smart humans inventions (like wifi or machines)

- so he would ask u a extra number of questions if u talk about those things

- also would infodump about those things if gave the opportunity

- also loves when u infodump about ur day, its sweet

- he tries to dump about his too, but... he dosent think its too exciting

- still does if u ask tho!

MK

- he also gets it.

- hes illegal in 9643 countries

- the last time he counted was 200 years ago, he dosent know how the number is now.

- ok, but seriously, he steals and love to bother others

- i dont think many people wanted to interact w him

- not like he wants either

- so he can freely annoy people and people dont talk to him. its a win-win

- anyway, he likes how chill u are

- someone matching his quiet energy isnt so bad

- but then, one day he poke the subject you love

- aaand you talked for minutes

- and he didnt minded at all.

- i mean, watch people being passionate doing their own thing is a thing (im reviewing this post and thats such a confusing phrase) (i mean that "watching someone be passionate w someone else is a thing")

- now- someone TALKING to u while being passionate is another

- he finally felt like he did someone happy happy happy

- so... he kinda likes the feeling (ssssshhh tho)

- apologises? NO.

- "ah- im sorry about talking too mu-" "shut up." "..." "now keep talking about ur thing"

- it was kinda sweet ngl

- when yall get closer (in any way u would like), he also poke random topics until he finds ur trigger to talk

- and hes very happy when it works

- and listen to u w arms crossed and w a grumpy face, but when u finish talking, he ask questions so he can hear u again

- he wanting to know it or not

- STOP BEING SO SWEET MONKEY MAN.

- me thinks. blink blink. he is passionate about history (in general, even of a chair. again, i woudnt mind at all someone tell me about the great chairs history), crimes documentaries (he loves to make fun of and insult the killers who are actually a horrible person) and smart human inventions (again, like wifi and machines)

- he also would be extra interested in ur talking if u talked about those things

- hey hey... he is autistic too... he will infodump about those things... dont tell anyone. wink wink

- he dosent start to talk about his special interests, u will have to touch the topic first

- and also will interrupt himself to say "but, anyway... ... ..."

- just say "continue what u was saying" and he will feel all fuzzy >w<

- and then he continues :3

- after a year or two, he will stop to interrupt himself to stop his infodump

- loves when u infodump about ur day

- literally about anything, he just want to hear ur voice

- will talk about his in return, but wouldnt give a lot of details

- redson isnt so different from u, somehow

- plus hes also VERY passionate by some stuff

- so- dont worry, my dear, no judgments here

- psssst... autism and ADHD... ssshhhh

- actually, mf is the last person u would expect a judgment for silly things

- when he touches a topic u are passionate about

- and u start to rant

- he just hears, making some amused or suprised faces

- somes genuines "oh!" and "ah!"

- he dosent like when hes interrupted a lot when hes rating, so he tries his best to not interrupt A LOT

- but its still kinda hard, he have fish brain! HE DOSENT REMEMBER HIS QUESTIONS WHEN GIVEN TGE OPPORTUNITY TO QUESTION!!!!1! ARRRRGH

- but he kinda succeeds in it

- kinda.

- but he tried, so its ok

- mwa mwa for u, MK /p

- anyway... he dosent mind at all!!1!

- he acidently comforts u too

- u was going to apologise after seconds of silence and a question appear in his mind

- "im so s-" "why u like it? no judgment!!1! just- how u got into it"

- bro is such a cutie >w<

- close to u or not, will poke topics u love

- but will do more often when yall are closer (in any way u would like)

- passionate about JTTW, chinese gods, demons, animation, drawings, books w drawings and little text, plushies, toys, collections of anything (even tho hes scared of it, he finds it cool) and- ... he have a lot of passions.

- everytime yall talk about ur passions, he starts one of his own

- its like yall are trading knowledge w each other <333

- loves u, and ur passions are a part of u, so he loves it too!!!1!

- loves when u infodump about ur day

- literally about ANYTHING

- even the weirdest, useless or disgusting information

- also will tell his in return

- but w A LOT of details

- even the weirdest, useless or disgusting information

#lego monkie king #lego monkie kid #lmk #macaque x reader #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong x reader #sun wukong #mk #mk x reader #lmk mk #headcanon #x reader

[bluesylveon2]

Omg!! Thank you so much for sharing your art with us <3 I would like to request Levihan, prompt 05 <3 thank you beautiful human

Hi anon! Sorry for the wait but it is here! First, let me apologize that it has been a year since I wrote Levihan, so the characters may be oc. I tried to capture how they were when I was into Levihan tho. I hope you like it!

Prompt 05.  I’m a pro-athlete at a press conference and I make a comment to my buddy about you because I forgot my mic was on

Note: Modern au (Winter Olympics), fluff, potential for something more, fem Hange

Word count: 1k

Warning: not beta read, possible OC characters, and idk much about the Olympics besides what is on TV/TikTok

The infamous Ackerman siblings. Levi and Mikasa Ackerman, also known as the Monster Siblings, due to their "awakened" abilities the moment their blades touch the ice. 

Two of the greatest Olympic skaters in this generation with a gold medal in ice dancing during their debut year. They even had more medals under their belt from other events.  

Levi Ackerman was used to the attention. The lights and cameras took some getting used to at first. Now, seven years later, Levi could care less about them before their third Winter Olympics. 

The same applied to his little sister, Mikasa, who typically kept a stoic face on camera except when she won. Of course, this meant the world had nothing better to do than get into the sibling's business. Especially now, after their recent win and the gold medals to prove it is shining around their necks. 

"Question for Levi, when are you thinking about retiring?"

Levi's face remained stoic, but he wanted to groan in annoyance. Luckily, for Mikasa's sake, he refrained from it. "Not thinking about it. Next question."

The reporter looked away and turned to Mikasa to address it. Mikasa smiled before rambling on about whatever her answer was. Levi leaned back and internally thanked his sister before letting his eyes wander through the crowd.

There was a tall guy with a horse-like face, another guy with the ugliest bowl cut Levi had ever seen, and a woman eating a plain potato.

Seriously, who let her in her? Levi grimaced as the crumbs fell on the floor. He mentally made a note to increase security for the next press conference and clean that up later. Levi's eyes wandered some more as Mikasa continued about today's performance.

There was a very tall guy with blond hair covering his eyes, a woman with short banana-blonde hair, and another woman. who had-

"The most shittiest glasses I have ever seen."

Many eyes turned to face Levi, including the woman who had the supposed "shitty glasses." His eyes widened slightly as the woman's eyes met his. The woman was not the only person wearing glasses, but her oval-shaped glasses stood out to him for some reason. They were due for a cleaning, too, and Levi had to stop himself from wiping it with his handkerchief. Instead, Levi mentally prepared herself to face the stranger's wrath but was met by the woman grinning wildly. Meanwhile, Mikasa turned to see who her brother was looking at and the woman, connecting two and two together. She cleared her throat and spoke into the mic.

"What my brother means is that everyone here has nice glasses. He has a shitty way of expressing it." She said with a closed-eyed smile. Despite his sister not looking angry, Levi could sense it from where he sat. 

Levi sighed and took a sip of his earl grey tea nearby. 

This was going to be a long day.

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Hange scribbled down her notes gleefully as she reflected on her day. First, her puppies, Sawney and Bean, were the most absolute angels she had ever met. Then she met up with her co-workers to head to the Olympics. Finally, she was noticed by Levi Ackerman. The most famous ice skater of the century! Sure, she was noticed in an abnormal way, but Hange did not mind. Her favorite celebrity acknowledged her, and it could not get any better than that.

"We are going to head out, Hange," Erwin said, and Hange smiled.

"I'm just finishing up, so you can go ahead. See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow!" Nanaba replied, and Mike nodded before leaving. 

The center hall was silent, minus a few voices around here and there. Hange was on her last note when she heard footsteps heading closer in her direction.

"Oi, Shitty Glasses."

Hange could not hide her smile, practically ignoring his insult. "Levi! Nice to meet you! My name is Hange. Do you need something?" 

Levi shuffled around awkwardly like he was contemplating what to say. "I just wanted to apologize for earlier. I should not have said that for the cameras to hear."

Hange laughed loudly. "It's alright. I was not offended. I was happy that you acknowledged me, though. You are one of my favorite athletes in the Games."

Levi's mouth curled up slightly. "Thanks. I appreciate that. Just don't let my sister know, or else she might do something about it."

Hange moved her fingers along her mouth and threw the imaginary zipper to the ground. "Don't worry, that will be safe with me."

"Thanks. There is something I want to do before I head back to the Village."

"What's that?"

Levi held his hand out. "Hand me your glasses."

"Okay…" Hange replied in confusion as she fulfilled Levi's request. She watched Levi pull a handkerchief from his pocket and gently wipe it along her lenses. Hange heard rumors of Levi being a clean freak, but seeing it in person amazed her. Levi meticulously cleaned and often held it to the light to ensure no dust remained. He returned the glasses back to her once he was satisfied. 

"Here. Make sure you maintain it, or else you won't be able to see."

"Thanks, Levi." Hange placed the glasses back on her, and her eyes widened in amazement. "Woah! Everything looks so much clearer now! It's like those commercials!"

Levi's smile grew a millimeter bigger. "Don't sing the song. But I have a question to ask before I go."

"Shoot."

"I have a free skate coming up. You can watch it if you want as an apology for earlier. I can even set you up with seats that are close by. You will just be sitting with my sister."

Hange grinned from ear to ear. "YES, YES, I WILL DO THAT!"

"Good." Levi dug inside his pocket again and handed Hange a slip of paper. "Here is my number. Just text me later, and I can send you the details."

Hange grabbed the paper and stuffed it in her purse. "Thanks, Levi." She glanced at her watch and shot Levi an apologetic look. "I need to get home to check on my pups. See you later, Levi!" Hange yelled as she ran off and waved goodbye.

Levi only waved back as he watched her move farther away, his heart beating a mile a minute for some reason. "See you later, Hange."

Disclaimer:Attack on Titan is a manga/anime series written by Hajime Isayama and published by Kondasha.

©: These stories belongs to bluesylveon2 2020-23. DO NOT modify, republish, or plagiarize my work.

#levihan #levi x hange #levihan fanfiction #levihan drabble #attack on titan #aot #levi ackerman #hange zöe

[rkrispyt]

I was curious if you still have hope for Portwell? I saw that some portwells still have hope. I personally lost all hope mainly bc r*na is so popular and I don't think that Tim won't make them endgame... It's sad that, nowadays, many ships happen bc of fanservice... You don't even have to look from a storytelling perspective to see where things are going, you just have to check what the fandom says and that's prob gonna happen... One thing that I don't get tho... If Tim really wanted for r*na to be canon since ep 1x5, why did he spend all s2 to make us not ship them? In the second half they didn't have any interactions. Gina was still annoyed with him in ep 2x11. Why didn't Tim plant some seeds for them in the second half of s2? Why is Gina most of the time the one who does sth in that relationship and when Ricky does sth, it's bc Gina asked? And the only time when he has initiative they ruin that (taking his role seriously for her (ep 3x4) and later they reveal that he didn't even read the whole script on the opening night day). I personally could never ship them. I saw potential in s1 but after that they were ruined. S3 just tried to hide the s2 mess under the carpet instead of cleaning it (Ricky still does the bare minimum for Gina and he wasn't held accountable for how he hurt her in s2, he should've apologised!!!). Idk but Gina deserves so much better... They'll prob make Ricky the best bf to her in the next seasons, but that won't change the way they got together (with Gina putting in most of the effort)... That means she is ok with the bare minimum as long as she is with Ricky which is really sad... She deserves so much more... Portwell deserved so much more... s2 Portwell would've def survived that summer... I hate fan service for ruining them...

I’m shocked to hear anyone still has hope for canon Portwell, ngl. I do not and can’t imagine ever having any ever again tbh. They not only effed them up pretty bad but the writers have lost me entirely. At this point I’d dread seeing what this team would do with them if they tried again.

To answer the rest of this ask, I will die on the hill that Gicky was not actually the plan or endgame or any of this nonsense backtracking Tim’s been doing. I can believe that when he put them together in season one it ended up intriguing him more than he had thought, but considering what they did with season two clearly it wasn’t enough for him to switch up the plan at that point to put them together or set up something in the future - quite the opposite soooooo tell me again how this was always the plan? Sure, Jan.

It’s so obvious to anyone paying the tiniest bit of attention that Olivia left, so they shifted everything to give Ricky another love interest that they thought could compete in any way with Rini and lose the least amount of viewers upon her departure. Gina was the only real option. They didn’t even do it WELL cause they cared more about doing it as quickly as possible.

I admit that during season three I don’t know if I would have claimed it was fan service, but after seeing that Tim had a version of that final scene where he jumped on that entirely unfounded and random Gicky theory about the chocolates, unfortunately, I have to agree with you.

I will never not be disappointed that this show that brought me such joy, was written so well, didn’t do all the garbage you would expect from this kind of show, and boasted about being proud that they were telling stories of good people being good to each other, has turned into such trash.

S2 Portwell will forever be one of my favorite ships, winning me over completely (as an anti and Gicky fan going into that season) because of how well they wrote it . Alas, another casualty of outside factors switching up the plan and terrible choices being made by those in charge as a result.

The Summer of Portwell was one for the books, but now, for that HEA fanfiction is where it’s at, friends!

#portwell #ej caswell #gina porter #my babies

[chromotps]

Another CoraLaw and AceLu HC ask. And also, shenanigans and fluff.

- Law uses Takt on Cora whenever he's about to trip, knock something over, in the enemy's line of attack and more. But also, he uses them whenever people get too physically close and "friendly" to Cora. Switching Cora with a paper that says "fuck off" infront of the person lmao. Cora teleporting into Law's side/lap and shouting apologies about what Law did even tho he has no plan to get up and go back to the person (Yes I know Cora is too big to fit in Law's lap. No I don't care about that xD). He also uses Takt to keep Cora from escaping him. Especially in arguments.

Law: Either we fix this right now or you'll stay afloat for the next 8 hours.

Cora: You seriously can't wait that long. I was a marine, I can wait!

Law: I'm a doctor AND a surgeon. You wanna test my patience? Do it now.

After 20 minutes Cora relents bc Law stares at him pointedly the whole time.

- Luffy brings Ace with him when he's on the hunt for food. He'll look for a new kind of species and have Ace cook it (AKA set it on fire until it looks cooked). Then, when they're full, they'll sit under a tree and talk about anything. They also take a short nap there under the tree. It reminds them of their adventures when they were kids (Sabo is with them in spirit /j). I think this is more of an AU where Ace joins the Strawhats, and he's joined by the hip with Luffy.

- Everytime one or two (or all) of the Heart crew members does something that will piss Law off, they hide behind Cora (metaphorically). Cora will attempt to distract Law (he doesn't even have to try, the moment Cora is on Law's line of sight almost all of his attention is on him) and calm him down. It works, kinda. Cause his idea of "distracting" Law is cuddles and kisses, but instead of Law, HE'S the one who gets distracted LMAO. So after a bit of cuddling and putting Cora to sleep, Law goes back to the crew cause he knows how the crew acts when they've done something and kept it a secret from him xD. At least Cora brought them some time to clean up whatever they could from the mess they made before Law comes back.

- Ace and Luffy will switch hats, sometimes intentionally and sometimes unconsciously. Intentionally is when one of them is feeling down or under the weather. Unconsciously is when they wake up and don't bother to see if they wore the right hat or not.

- Whenever the other crew members of the Heart Pirates wants to do something for their entertainment, they ask Cora first. If he's interested enough and also wants to do it, then they have an additional 40% chance that Law will let them do what they want. They now have a 42% chance of doing whatever shenanigan they have in mind. If there's no danger to what they have in mind, then it's an automatic win! Bonus is when Law joins in (he does it for Cora).

I don't know how to end asks lmao. I hope you enjoyed!

-S

hooo so many cute hcs!! That last idea of the Heart crew trying to get Cora on their side in bargaining deals with their captain makes so much sense. 😂 Very strategic of them... They're masters of navigating Law's pride/strong instincts of preventing fun.

And I love acelu switching hats... i think i talked on twitter once about how it would mean a lot for luffy to trust Ace with his hat, and for Ace to trust Luffy with his necklace (since it was possibly a tribute to Dadan ;w;)... hhhh sharing accessories!!!

#sorry i'm taking a while with theeeese #my brain decided we're in a full on 1930s depression #it's been a little hard to get back into Fun Mode #headcanons #lawcora #acelu

[id-rather-be-an-outsider]

Because You’re a Fuckboy

Oikawa Tōru x femme!reader

summary: in which Oikawa tries to win you over and you’re having none of it.

word count: 3984

a/n: I am once again, sexually attracted to multiple fictional characters. I have a problem 😩💕😔 this is sfw tho, so enjoy! uh, short curly girls ftw, tyvm <3

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Oikawa Tōru is many things. One thing he is not, however, is a quitter. He doesn’t think he’s ever been rejected by a girl before, usually they’re all over him. He knows he’s handsome, he knows he’s charismatic, he knows he’s talented both on and off the court, and he knows how to make just about any girl flustered. But for some reason, y/n, the ace of Seijoh’s Girls’ Volleyball Team, has either paid him no mind or has snapped at him multiple times. This time is no different, him having angered y/n after he scored a series of points, and pointed at her in the crowd after the last one. Of course, the stands erupted into cheers and ‘awwws’ when they all realized he meant her, but y/n? Oh, she was infuriated. He knew he was in trouble when she stormed out of the gymnasium doors when no one was looking.

And now, well… he’s getting major heat from her.

“Like, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Why would you even do that when every time you’ve made a play for me or hit on me or did something that was supposed to make me like you, I’ve rejected you?” She’s fuming, hands on her hips, and he finds it adorable. He’s not going to show that he finds it adorable, lest he face even more of her wrath.

He smiles, saying, “Because I know you’re attracted to me and are just pushing me away. I don’t know why, but I know how I make you feel.” He takes a step toward her, and she takes a step back, though not as big. Though, he supposes that might be because she’s so short. Something he also finds adorable about her. “Come on, the best players of both of our teams? That photographs well.”

“And this is why that will never happen.” She says, sighing. “You’re thinking about your Instagram feed, not about what a relationship between us would actually be like.”

He scratches the back of his neck, saying, “Well, the Instagram feed is just a bonus if I get to put your cute face all over it.” He smirks when she averts her eyes. “But seriously, why won’t you go out with me?”

She looks back up at him, brows furrowed. “Do you seriously not understand?” He shakes his head, and she groans, thumb and index finger pinching the bridge of her nose. “You’re a fuckboy. I literally would not go near you with a ten foot pole.”

He pouts. “I am not a fuckboy! Girls are attracted to me, why should I be blamed for that?”

She rolls her eyes, scoffing. “Oh, you’re fucking ridiculous. Oikawa, how many of those girls that have come on to you have you denied?”

“Uh, lots of girls! There are a lot that aren’t pretty. Just because I’d let them take a picture with me doesn’t mean I’d fuck them.” Examining her face, he comes to realize he might have made a mistake with that sentence. Mostly because she has an empty stare fixed on him.

Y/n crosses her arms, tapping her foot. “And how many of the pretty girls have you fucked?”

His confident smile falters. He tries to regain it, but he can tell she’s winning. “Not… that… many…” Y/n raises a brow, as if to say, ‘See?’ She turns around to walk away, and in a moment of blind faith, Oikawa grabs her hand and pulls her back, then locks her between his arms as she’s pressed up against the wall.

She stares up at him, shocked, and the look of surprise in her eyes also betrays her nervousy. He smirks - he’s got her. He starts to ever so slightly lean his head in, knowing that just a tiny bit of distance will seal the deal, and how he’s been waiting for months to be able to kiss her, when she shakily brings a hand up to his chest, stopping him. “Please… don’t.”

Although disappointed, Oikawa’s always been chivalrous, and would never kiss someone against their will, so he does reluctantly step back. “I’m sorry.”

“I…” She still leans against the wall, the hand she used to stop him now twisting one of her curls. “I don’t hate you, Oikawa. And it’s not that I don’t find you attractive, either - I’m not an idiot. But because I’m not an idiot, I know that this—” She motions to the general space occupied by the both of them, “—Is setting myself up for heartbreak. Maybe—” She pauses, looking up at Oikawa, who only has eyes for her, but she shakes her head. “Nevermind. Forget it.”

Oikawa reaches out, lightly rubbing his thumb down her arm, exposed from the short sleeve she’s wearing. She came to see the game after a practice. He’d always admired her drive to study and learn, as well as her supportive nature - the entire boys’ team considered her their biggest fan - sometimes they’d ask her to bring the other girls along, or would ask her for some of the girls’ numbers. Never hers, though. They all know she’s the apple of Oikawa Tōru’s eye.

“No, what were you going to say?” He asks gently, quietly, noting that she doesn’t shake his hand off, even if she won’t look at him. He takes a silent step closer to her.

“…Just that… maybe if you… well, if you weren’t a fuckboy, we could’ve had a chance. But as is, even if you ‘reformed’ yourself or whatever, I could never trust you. I’ve heard things from your past flings and the timelines usually overlap so bad that if you made a venn-diagram of one relationship and the next the whole thing would be a fucking circle.”

“I would do it, you know. Reform myself. For you, I would.” He offers an olive branch, but he fears it won’t be enough.

It isn’t. “You wouldn’t stay that way, though, and that’s why we can’t happen.”

He slides his arms around her in a hug, hands wrapped tightly around her waist, and rests his head on top of hers. Tentatively, she returns the embrace, but it’s shy, like she’s a timid cat, ready to vanish if things get just a little too scary for her. “Y/n, please. Just give it some thought. Doesn’t this feel right?”

Her head is resting against his chest. “I have given it thought, Tōru. Just because something feels right physically doesn’t mean it makes sense when every other aspect of it is wrong.” She slips out of his arms and leaves the room without another word. The cat has vanished.

Two years later, Oikawa Tōru and y/l/n y/n are attending the same university, and Oikawa can’t get her out of his head. For the rest of their third year of high school, Oikawa had stopped giving other girls attention unless they were fans asking for pictures, and he showed up to all of y/n’s games. She pointedly never looked in his direction.

Then, they were both offered an athletic scholarship to the same university, and he was over the moon. ‘Surely she’ll stop fighting it now,’ he’d thought, but then he realized how rarely the university teams interacted, save for monthly practice matches where the men’s and women’s teams were split up to make the game fair in terms of height and play style. Somehow, y/n was always on the opposing team.

If Oikawa thought keeping girls at a distance in high school was hard, university would be ten times harder, but for Oikawa, it’s easy. He knows who he wants, and he knows that someday, y/n will want him too.

Somewhere along the journey, he realizes that she isn’t ignoring him anymore. If they pass by each other on campus, she offers him a small smile, and in their practice matches, he notices her watching him.

But the real change is when they’re finally put on the same team together, and she sends a ball directly to the back corner, right on the line, and scores after a particularly long rally. “Yea!” She shouts, running in a tiny circle to give everyone high fives, but when she reaches Oikawa, she gives him a hug, saying, “Thanks for the set, Tōru-chan.” After the match ends and the next team takes their spot on the court, Oikawa takes his chance and taps her on the shoulder. “Do you want to do some peppers?” When he meets her eyes, her gaze softens. She must see how anxious he is for her answer.

“I’d love to.”

After that fateful day, she greets him when he passes her on campus, and he returns the greetings. After the next monthly match, he asks if she wants to get coffee because the quarter just started and he noticed they share a class and wants to know if she’d like to study together, and pretty soon they’re showing up to each other’s home games, studying together every chance they get, hanging out, until-

She has a date. She asks him to come over because she wants help picking out an outfit, because he has better fashion sense than her. He agrees, because just because he wants to be the person taking her out, doesn’t mean that he’s not going to help her to look and feel her absolute best.

Her date is taking her to a new club, and when she tries on a peacock green, backless little bodycon dress with sequins detailing different parts of it, he tells her it’s the one, and it takes everything in him to not ask her to please just call off the date because one look at her in that dress and he wishes no other guy could see her looking that beautiful unless she was on his arm, his baser instincts want to wrap his arms around her, rip that thing off and have her watch through the mirror she’s been looking in as he tells her how alluring she is, how beautiful she is, how much he loves her while he-

Oh shit.

He loves her.

He leaves before her date arrives to pick her up since he doesn’t want to ruin the guy’s impression of her - seeing an attractive man leave y/n’s dorm building at the same time as her probably doesn’t do anything good.

He’s telling himself to just accept it, this is as close as he’ll ever get to her, he’s lost, when he gets a text message. He unlocks his phone, seeing it’s from y/n. Why is she texting him during her date?

Satisfied, he leaves her to her own devices, and for the next half hour he’s thinking about how much fun she could’ve had if she was on a date with him instead. What did she see in this guy anyway? He isn’t… ugly, if Oikawa has to admit it, but y/n is way out of that guy’s league. At least he knows she isn’t going to gratify him with a second date any time soon. Or at all, really. That gives him just a smidge of satisfaction.

Oikawa’s not the ‘if I can’t have her no one can’ kind of guy, but he does know for a fact that most guys don’t deserve y/n. He’s known her for so long, and if he can admit he is in love with her while not interfering in her love life, then he thinks he’s fit to judge whether other guys are good enough for her. He can think of a few teammates over the years who were really genuine. It would hurt to see her with them, but he doesn’t think he would have any qualms with it other than her being the person he wants, but that’s selfish of him.

As he ponders this, he jumps out of his seat when his phone rings. The unexpected interruption catches him off guard. He grabs his phone and answers it. “Hello?”

“Tōru, I—” Y/n breaks off as she sobs. “He left me here. He literally blew me off for some other girl and I saw them leave and I called him, and he said we weren’t gonna work out, and I said I don’t care if we work out, but how the fuck am I supposed to get home, and he told me to just figure it out and hung up. I don’t know what to do, Tōru.”

His eyes widen and he grabs his keys, pocketing them and slipping on his shoes. “Oh my god, y/n, I am so sorry. I’m walking out the door right now, just stay by the bar, I’m coming right now.”

She whimpers out a ‘thank you,’ and they say their goodbyes.

She called me Tōru. Is his first thought as he robotically gets in his car. He doesn’t think he’s ever driven so fast in his life. Okay, maybe he has a few times, but it’s not often that he goes 20 over, optimizing his route on Google Maps to avoid traffic and get to y/n’s location, which she sent to him live only a few minutes ago, in record time. Formula 1 should hire him, really.

When he pulls up, he parks his car, walking into the club and making a beeline for the bar to find her. A few women send looks his way, but he doesn’t bother with any friendly smiles - he’s here for one person, and one person only. He doesn’t see her, so he sits down, pulling out his phone to text her.

“Tōru?” A sniffling, familiar voice says behind him. He turns around and there she is, terrified and shaking. “I was in the bathroom.”

Without waiting for her to initiate, Oikawa launches to his feet, engulfing her in a strong, supportive hug. Her composure breaks, and she starts crying again. “Let’s go home, y/n.”

In the car, y/n sobs nonstop, graciously accepting the tissues he provides for her. He keeps a box in case of emergencies - mostly in case of nosebleeds from practicing at the beach in the spring and summer. He likes playing with the locals.

Eventually, her sobs turn to cries, her cries to whimpers, and her whimpers to sniffs. Out of the corner of his eye, Oikawa sees her hunched over in the passenger seat, looking so dejected and downcast, that he tries something stupid - he sets his hand on her leg, palm up, fingers outstretched. He lets it sit for a few seconds, but before he pulls his hand away and apologizes, he feels her dainty digits slide into his, and it almost feels like a shock of electricity runs through him when he realizes her hand fits into his so perfectly. But he knows that what y/n needs right now is a friend who can give her emotional support, not admit their huge, undying crush on her.

“Thanks, Oikawa.” She says meekly, sniffing. “For everything. I’m sorry I ruined your night.”

“You have nothing to apologize for, y/n. And really, you can just call me Tōru at this point. We’ve known each other for so long now, it’s only fair.” Oikawa says with a shrug.

“Okay, then Tōru.”

“Can I ask you something?” Oikawa tries.

“Anything.”

“Was he even cute?”

Her face scrunches up in thought. “I mean… he wasn’t ugly ugly, but… he was a lot nicer on Tinder. Looked better on there, too.”

Oikawa chuckles. “That’s your problem - you’re never gonna find a good guy on Tinder. They’re all either catfishes, douchebags, or ugly.”

“You’re not wrong. I went on two other Tinder dates last year, and neither of them turned out well either.” Two? Oikawa realizes he hasn’t been paying as much attention to y/n as he thought he’d been, and inwardly grimaces.

“Of course I’m not, I know you. The right guy for you wouldn’t be on there anyways.” Y/n hums in acknowledgment as Tōru focuses on the road. He slows down, turning into the parking garage below her dorm building. He coasts from level to level, until he finds a section of three vacant spots, choosing the middle one. He turns the car off, but can’t find it in himself to let go of her hand.

“Tōru.” Y/n says with bated breath. He looks over at her, but she’s staring into her lap. He gives her hand an encouraging squeeze, as if to let her know it’s okay. This is a brave space. “Would you believe me if I told you that this is all my fault?”

“No, I would not, sorry.” Oikawa states as if he’s an expert on fault and morality. To be fair, he’s an expert on knowing y/n, so maybe he’s not that far off.

“Then would you believe me if I said the reason I went on this date was because I’m a stubborn idiot?” She asks.

“Also no. But I’ll listen to your reasoning, even if I don’t think you’re an idiot.” He says, smiling. Y/n’s not looking, but he still finds that simply being around her is enough to warrant a smile.

She furrows her brows, letting go of his hand, and starts picking at an interesting hangnail. “I’m a stubborn idiot because this whole time, I’ve been telling myself I can’t have feelings for you since I said I’d never date you two years ago, and having feelings for you now would make me a hypocrite. That’s why I went on the stupid date in the first place.”

It’s Oikawa’s turn to stare at his hands. “Well. I was not expecting that.”

“Yea.”

“That being said, I don’t think you’re an idiot because of that. Stubborn, yes, you’ve always been stubborn. But not an idiot, and not a hypocrite.” He assures her.

Y/n tests, “Then what am I?”

Oikawa counts off on his fingers. “A human being. Someone who just so happened to change. Someone who’s willing to admit hard things to themself. Maybe someone who can hold a bit of a grudge. And someone who can forgive, and doesn’t hold static opinions about other people.” He looks at her, and she looks up at him. “None of those are bad things, they’re human things.”

Y/n thinks to herself, then settles on, “Okay. But then where does that put us?”

“I never stopped liking you, so really, it depends on what you want.” Oikawa supplies.

“Like… dating?” She suggests.

“Yea, sure. Is that what you want?”

“Is that what you want?”

Oikawa bursts out laughing. “Yes, god, yes, y/n. I’ve been in love with you forever but didn’t want to say anything in case you found someone who could make you happier.”

“You have?” Y/n says, incredulous. “I thought I was making up the tension in my head. Why didn’t you stop caring after I gave you the run around third year?”

He smirks, “Because I knew I could change your mind.” He drops the smirk after she lightly slaps his arm, glaring. “Kidding. But no, really. I tried to move on, but I kept coming back to you. I figured, if I ever had a chance, it would only be as a friend, because you’re not someone easily convinced.” He opens up his car door, and steps around to open y/n’s as well.

“That’s sweet. Then… If it’s what you want, then it’s what I want, too. But… we can take things slow, right?” She says, reaching a hand up and playing with her hair to calm her nerves, her other hand taking hold of his to help herself out of the car.

“As slow as you want, as fast as you want- whatever makes you more comfortable. I’m just glad I have the chance to make you happy now. Mind if I walk you to your dorm?” Y/n nods, and her smile makes Oikawa melt. He doesn’t think he’s ever been happier that she rejected him once upon a time - ironically, that crushing blow really did help him in the end. He ponders this as they stand idly in the elevator, and as they walk side by side down the hallway.

He wants to hold her hand, maybe throw an arm around her shoulder, but second guesses himself. What if it feels too fast for her? What is too fast? Is it possible for things to progress too slow? He’s not sure, but what he is sure of is that his brain has never been so loud before, a million thoughts running through his mind all at once. Is this the ‘thrill of something new’ that people always talk about in relationships? It’s scary, but exciting.

All too soon, they reach y/n’s dorm unit, and he finds himself standing there at a loss for words, looking between y/n’s feet, her hands, and her eyes. If he’d been looking a little longer, he’d notice her doing the same.

Before he’s finished concocting a goodbye, he’s surprised to feel y/n’s arms wrap around him tightly. “Thanks for tonight. I’m really glad I got to see you.”

He laughs in surprise, hugging her back. “What do you mean? I didn’t take you on a date, I just saved you from one.”

She looks up at him, chin resting on his chest. “The time we spent together on the ride back was way better than that stupid date. Next time, we can go on a date together, and that will be way more fun.”

He smirks again, saying, “Of course it will. I’m the Great King of planning fun dates, or something like that.”

“You’re only the King of the Court, sir - don’t get ahead of yourself there.” Y/n says jokingly.

Oikawa gasps dramatically. “Did you just put me in my place? I feel betrayed.”

Y/n laughs. “I have a feeling you’ll forgive me.” She gets up on her toes, planting a light kiss on his chin, since she can’t reach his lips.

Oikawa smiles, lifting a hand to tilt her chin. “You’re right, I already do.” He traces her jaw, lifting her face up and tilting his own down toward hers. The kiss is brief, but the few seconds of their lips touching is like a breath of fresh air to the both of them. Already parting, Oikawa feels giddy in his excitement, smiling dumbly as y/n says goodbye, gently closing the door of her dorm unit. He’s never been more clueless while simultaneously knowing exactly what he’s doing, while also knowing he looks like a total dork doing it.

Oikawa decides he likes that.

#outsider writes #haikyuu!! #oikawa tōru #oikawa tooru #oikawa toru #oikawa x reader #athlete!reader #femme!reader #fuckboy!oikawa #reformed!oikawa #college au #sfw

[smallestapplin]

Wax anon! I got it done, I’m very tired tho, so hopefully y’all like it! It’s rather short, I think ao3 said 1,500 some words? This does kinda follow the Volo is a time traveler theory!

Follows a Volo x reader

Reader is Fem and dead and has a reincarnation.

little bit of angst in there if you will.

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It was so many years ago when his people traveled from Sinjoh to Hisui.

When his people arrived there were others to greet them. The Hisuian people were friendly and welcoming, happy to introduce the new comers to their customs of ways of life.

At the time volo was eighteen. Abandoned by his parents he left with the others for a fresh start.

Fascinated by the Hisuian ways he wanted to learn more, he spent months learning their language, reading their scrolls and books, but those only gave him so much.

Then he met you, a girl his age said to be the priestess of the mighty Giratina. He jumped at the chance to speak with you at the temple, interested in all the knowledge you had to offer.

And so many years ago he fell in love.

It was no surprise to Volo that he did. The two had so much in common and spent anytime they could together.

He remembers getting bashful and nervous around you, face completely red at the smallest form of affection.

He remembers all the times you’d call him precious for his cute reactions.

He remembers the days he spent reading about every courting method he could find, hoping to win your heart. And he did.

When you accepted his courtship he cheered, he was so unbelievably happy, promising to give you the love you deserved.

His sweet priestess.

But the more he learned the more he wanted.

He learned just how powerful Giratina was and that there was a creature stronger.

He wanted to meet Arceus personally.

Volo knew you took your job seriously, you’d never break a rule just for him.

So he did the only thing he could think of.

Use you.

He remembers the day at that cave. You stood beside that wretched hero, tears falling, pleading with him to stop.

But he didn’t listen.

He finally had Giratina under his control, he was so close to his goal.

With the last bit of the hero’s power and yours, you sacrificed yourself to seal Giratina way.

He screamed watching your body crumple to the ground, he screamed and screamed. The hero glaring at him, ready to end the blonde’s life.

But he escaped through the faint time distortion that lingered just for him. Volo landed in water from what he recalls, and waking up on the coast lands on Ginkgo landing.

It was easy for him to blend in. Merchant’s didn’t question his story of a ship getting taken out by a storm leaving him washed up.

It feels so long ago now, and it has been.

To this time his people are the ancient Sinnoh’s who showed up thousands of years ago.

To him? His love for you still ran deep as if it was yesterday.

He stills goes to the turnback cave where Giratina resides. You and him where there most of the time back then, you being Giratina’s priestess, you were there to keep the deity calm.

He still goes to the wall you two would lean against. Your initials are still there after all this time.

You died trying to stop him.

Yet that only seemed to drive him further into madness. Feeling like he now has to meet Arceus, maybe to reset it all or to take it’s power for himself and set the world how it should be.

First it was Ingo that he brought from the future, but the man was useless with no memory. Volo didn’t bother with him.

But then the space time rifts started behaving oddly. Volo knows this wasn’t Giratina’s doing but something else.

He wasn’t too far away from Jubilife village when a black spec fell from the sky. With his interest peaked he set to investigate.

It was you.

No she wasn’t you.

She looks identical to you, so similar yet so different, she wasn’t as friendly as you, she has your hair, your eyes, your nose, your cheeks, everything, but she’s not you.

He can feel himself going insane just looking at her.

He wants to scream at her for being so foolish that day.

He wants to cry and hold her, asking for forgiveness.

But she’s not you!

She doesn’t have your warm smile, she doesn’t have that stupidly cute laugh of yours, she doesn’t have the same accent as you.

Volo keeps reminding himself that this is a completely different person. Probably sent by Arceus to taunt him.

Though he will admit, sending the reincarnation of his lover to stop him is a smart move.

With the constant reminder Volo keeps his emotions distance, he just needs to use this one to get the plates.

He watches your reincarnation closely he wants to make sure she stays in the dark.

Just like last time.

You used her.

She trusted you.

You betrayed her.

What kind of horrible lover does that?

Did you think about him in your final moments?

Did you hate him with your last breath?

Or did you still love him?

“Hey Volo?”

The merchant snaps out of his spiraling thoughts “Ah apologies! I was reminiscing, what does my favorite customer need?”

He doesn’t like how she looks at him, like he’s suspicious.

“I just wanted to ask about that necklace you have.”

His face morphs into surprise, necklace? He keeps it hidden under his clothes, how did she see it?

“I can see the chain poking out, I was just curious, if it’s personal you ain’t gotta tell me.”

You gave it to him.

Volo feels so angry, how could you not remember giving it to him!

……

Right. This isn’t you, this isn’t his sweet priestess.

Just something dressed like you.

“Mm it is rather personal, so I’m choosing not to say.” He beams with that large smile.

Your look a like huffs “ooof course, anyways what did you want here.”

“Well I’m glad you caught up! These are obviously important ruins, but what I’m more interested in and the destroyed statues.”

He walked around gushing about the history of the ruins and peaking an interest in galaxy team’s newest member.

“Join me at the temple of Sinnoh, I’m sure there will be much to learn there.”

The woman had a bad feeling, something in her gut telling her to run away, but another part resonated with her, she is not sure what it’s saying, but she knows it has something to do at that temple.

At that temple he only gave the information needed, he explained his reasoning and explained what he wanted.

“And if you wish to defy me again I will prove myself to you.”

The battle was intense. His grin only growing at each fainted Pokémon, his mind flicking between images.

Just like old times.

His laugh could only be described as unhinged, echoing across the ruined temple after the defeat of his team.

“Join me, my love! We can over throw this world and make a new one! Oh my dear priestess I beg of you, I don’t want to repeat this again! We can make a new world perfect for us, like back then!”

The utter shock and confusion broke the last of his stability.

“Can't you feel it? The chill creeping through your veins—the eldritch presence icing your heart?”

His heart stops at the fear on your look a likes face.

“Giratina! Strike her down!”

He watched in a mixture of glee and horror at the almighty pokemon going in for the kill.

Only several moment later to be taken down.

Does history always repeat itself? The only difference here is you’re not dead.

But he doesn’t know if that’s any better.

Volo could only break down. His failure in achieving his goal, the anguish he feels is immense, he can’t see you again, at least not yet.

His loud gut wrenching screams only breaking in between sobs.

“I’m sorry my love I didn’t- I couldn’t-“ he can’t breathe.

His chest feels so tight.

He wants you back.

He wants to lay in that field of flowers you loved so much. To hover over you and give you that upside down kiss that always left you giggling.

He wants to listen to you talk about your day.

He wants to hunt seashells with you by the coast.

He wants to hold you in his arms again.

He misses you warmth.

He misses your love.

He is all out of option.

He can hear foots steps getting closer, but he stands back up before they get too close.

“I refuse to let someone with her face touch me!”

The poor girl jumps back. But Volo continues.

“You aren’t her! You weren’t ever her! I will make him pay for this, you can have this plate, I can always come back years or even centuries from now, I will overthrow Arceus and make this world better and have my beloved back!”

He tosses the plate and leaves. Off to find the few places he has comfort left. Not this temple of which he stood rejected by the deity he worshipped.

He found himself in that same field, it was your favorite place to be. His only regret is that you weren’t with him in this life.

#pokemon #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader #pokemon fanfic #pokemon volo #pokemon volo x reader

[katyspersonal]

Heyo! How about sharing some Bloodborne ships opinions/ideas? It's been a while since you talked about those!

To be honest, 'Bloodborne ships' is a concept so boundless and infinite that 'bottomless Sea' compared to it is just a pathetic shallow puddle, because in my monkey brain a BB ship is any character + any character out of consenting adults who are not blood related (and even in THAT case you'll probably have ghosts of people who ship Maria with Annalise trashing your pots at night at least once *eyesroll*). So I think, for the sake of this post having a start AND an end, I'll only touch upon "acknowledged" ships.

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, time to recall what is POPULAR! OOOooooOOOOoooooOOOHHHH-

WHO LIVES IN THE RESEARCH HALL UNDER THE SEA?

MAAAAARIAAADELINE

Mariadeline - I am always back and forth on this ship. It is shifting between 'it doesn't seem to have came to fruition in canon since Adeline addresses Maria as her superior, and also the ship is better in Adeline's Blood Saint stage since the horror of the Research Hall doesn't fit for some uwu fluff, and Adeline seems to be too carried by Arcane to care for simple human happiness anymore' and 'since WHEN canon "evidence" and timeline could stand in the way of imagination and simply enjoying the ideas?'. A struggle between my brain and my pp..... I think I like pretty much any way to go about this ship, but in my heart it will always be superior as attraction that not only never been resolved, but also has been a breaking point for Maria, with Adeline dying in her arms no less.

I do think they'd make a cute dynamic, it is absolutely the case where one does full autistic ramblings about their special interest (Adeline) and another just listens (Maria). I also do think they both suck at being direct about their feelings and every AU where they DID date needs the third party as a wingman xD

Laudwig (or Holyvicar, as I see often) - I do not have strong feelings on this ship? My engagement with this ship is passive (ie I just see fanart of it on my dashboard/timeline and might like it). It has a huge depth and drama potential, though! Which one became the beast first and how another reacted? How much Ludwig really knew about the Healing Church's nasty secrets; how much Laurence was hiding from him about their impending doom in the name of potential progress? I can say whereas Logarius is arguably a more useful 'pawn' in the grand plans, Ludwig's more knightly, 'naive' honor could more likely win Laurence over. I actually wrote my interpretation of the ship once! Observe:

Not a flawless ship, as Laurence has to keep many skeletons in his closet and Ludwig would have been sick if he learned HALF of the shit Laurence has to hide… Besides, there is no saying if Ludwig would spare Laurence should his precious moon sword call for hurting him. This relationship is more of a game with neigher side being allowed into depths of another's soul. However, despite his higher status, Laurence would be the one feeling more shy, helpless and red in the face because Ludwig is so big and strong and radiates hope and joy, whereas Ludwig would be more of passionate no-insecurity caring lover that had already organized a pretty date before Laurence even as much as had a THOUGHT about one. Alas with canon context in mind, this "ship" works better as a plot device to show messed up things about Church and things people gotten themselves into, to the point of no longer being allowed deep, genuine bonds.

Gehrmaurence (???) - This is canon because Gehrman basically moans his name in his sleep lol

Ok ok or OK seriously tho! I am kind of rooting for this ship and am always happy to see it recognised, I just, yet again, am passive about it and just 'like it when I see it'. It is undeniable that Laurence and Gehrman were close. Gehrman trusted Laurence enough to give himself to the "insidious Moon" in faith that Laurence WILL succeed at his designs while he sustains the Hunt for him, and WILL free him then. I do think that realising he has been failing Gehrman miserably was one of Laurence's most horrible, devastating fears when beasthood was taking him over, maybe even the last cry of his humanity. But it is that situation where character can share very deep and intimate bond without romantic involvement and it is still good; I'll certainly take them as 'friends doomed by the narrative' JUST as willingly as 'lovers doomed by the narrative'.

Gehrmaria - I do not even know whether I want to share my honest feelings about this one... lol OF COURSE I DO because nobody read the post to this point except for you anyway! xD Alright, but upon my arrival in the fandom, when I was digging up my own lore and sometimes comparing it to the fandom popular one, I was content with the idea that Doll creation was Kinda Sus and Gehrman was a bit creepy. Then I found Bellringermal's blog and was like 'OMG CURSED but you go girl!!!!!!'. Then I started to slowly develop the enjoyment of the ship that I desperately tried to deny and suppress because, again, back then I saw Gehrman as a creep, so I just blamed Mal

Yo but do you remember what actually triggered my researcher streak? OH LAURENCE OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER-

Right, I've had that dream about a snow/ice Great One attacking altered Yharnam, several characters gathering in a castle built-in the mountain, Rom being pregnant from Simon (wtf!!!!!!!) and… Maria was there too. There was that brief moment where Gehrman was awkwardly trying to see her from the shadows and someone asked Maria like 'hey who is that guy following you everywhere :т', from which Gehrman got scared and chickened away, and Maria was like '…nobody important'.

So after that time I woke up with the strange +15 Insight effect, because something about her intonation, her face and the context made me perceive the depth to which that bond went, and the complexity of her resentment. You know how in the dreams you sometimes can just... 'perceive' feelings and information that wasn't directly said? Telepathy. Makes sense, because dreams happen in the brain... or... DO THEY? So, I knew I NEEDED to grasp that exact sentiment and find out WHAT Maria was feeling in my dream. It felt significant. So that day I dived EXTRA deep into research and wrote the 'Let's analyze Gehrman, Maria and the Doll' ( x ) that not only is my real, genuine take on the relationship, but also the girls liked it and some changed previously harshly negative opinion on Gehrman.

I still wish I never poked my nose deeper on the matter and things just stayed that way, because this is the only controversial ship in the fandom and it constantly brings out the worst in fans. Letting people enjoy their ship and have their takes on the old man is far too much to ask from a western community, so for every toxic, mean-spirited, disrespectful hiss towards Gehrmaria shippers, I kept discovering new counter-evidence, new ways to see Maria and new redeeming qualities about Gehrman! Until I've lost the sight of whether I myself actually SHIP it, started to root for this ship to pick-up and prosper as a matter of 'cool people keep winning', lost the creepy but so needed 'darkness' of this ship as a concept... And although PLENTY of people thanked me for "saving" Gehrman's ass and the ship as a concept (not exaggerating), sometimes I wonder: would not it have been better to just leave things as they were and enjoy my own thing in secluded, individualist way?

Pfffft LMAO mfw you came to listen about ship dramas, but ended up listening about my PERSONAL dramas XD But yeah, my interpretation here is pretty darn simple. Maria might have had a crush but by now is greatly disappointed - based on Gehrman's curiosity that WAS digging through corpses to seek eyes for Willem, but she is disappointed in herself more than in him, he taught her a great deal but she also got her gentler, sweeter side practically ruined by the hunt, he liked her but never dared to approach her because of age gap and he just felt undeserving, he could not even dream of her because of his own regrets and crashing realisation of how much he failed her - including not being there for her to prevent her Minecraft… Another case of ship that never came to fruition in canon. But in an AU where it did happen, I think it would be bittersweet; Gehrman is older and beaten up by hard life, and is a callous brick in emotional situations at times, so their relationship would know some conflicts; not a bad thing, arguments are normal! They're both tough outside and gentle inside, both are capable of great self-sacrifice but also of great war crimes, lol. But Gehrman is just… a bit dead inside? They have enough in common to get along, but not enough to get bored by each other.

Valmura/Valtmura/whatever - Funny enough, they do somewhat remind me of how Gehrmaria is in my head! The 'dead inside', somewhat cruel and callous murderous mentor figure that Seen Some Shit before and might be intimidating with how far he goes and his sensitive, emotional, slightly naive, passionate student with great knightly chivalry that is effectively broken by walking this mentor's path, LOL.

So the same sort of relationship that is not ideal and almost certainly is canonically SCREWED, only Valtr pulls his big boy pants and sucks the grief up instead of succumbing to despair to the point of madness. I think this is a nice ship, the dynamic is great! Just the perfect balance of 'similar enough to get along but enough differences to have productive conflicts and not be bored' I do not find very often! (Also yes I keep completely disregarding power imbalance of mentor/student for both this ship and previous one, I hope ya'll are still hooked </3 )

Gasgoryk - I used to dislike this ship, actually! No shit, outright going 'grrrrrrr' seeing it because it reminded me too much of my internet childhood during my 12-13 years where the girls would always neglect the male character's canon crush/lover/wife to not "stand in the way" for their gay ship! It just felt like Viola was pushed aside despite being mother of Gasc's children...? And I thought the two ships could not coexist because Henryk MUST be Viola's father (source: younger daughter mentioning 'grandpa'). But I've since seen plenty of good interpretations, justifications for 'grandpa' commentary, and all in all, setting events in the past and AUs still exist! I just don't mind by now, I simply prefer Gascola more! But I think I enjoy the thought that Henryk might have had silent crush on Gascoigne that he never delivered and it was too late when he got engaged with his daughter; but the pain was forgotten when the first child was born!

Gascola - A lot to explore, a lot to speculate (wholesome and not much), doomed by narrative, IS CANON! Everything I love. Will always prefer this ship to Gascoryk or Violeen because... canon... guys this is SUPER canon... and they also have children, guys you don't understand, it is ACTUAL family... (too bad they all fucking die lol)

Micorom/Romicolash/whatever - This, my fellas, was my very first ship when I poked my nose in Bloodborne! I clicked with Rom so much almost instantly, and Mal was my first exposure to the ship, as well! I thought absolutely nothing could be more fun. Back then, my Rom had a different personality (simply she was sassy, bitter and a bit tired from being overworked by Micolash and Willem). I was fully prepared to become a Micorom type of fan and give this ship soooooooooo. muuuuuuuuch. CONTENT. ...but at some point I saw this:

And EVERYTHING clicked into place.

So yes, Rom being his sister is my official idea now. But- honestly, this is still such a great ship as a concept! It feels like no matter how Rom's personality is written, the two could have a great dynamic! And what is the outcome? Does Micolash end up being jealous and resentful because he hates to see the girlboss win- I mean, that Rom ascended and he didn't? Or he simply misses her and hopes to JOIN her when he ascends? I just don't know what a mf would have to do to not make a ship like this work imo, because these characters are just cursed to have The Dynamic TM no matter what. I definitely cheer people who ship it... Do what I can't! *sobs*

Hunter x Doll -

Ok ok ok listen dfhhdshdf With Bloodborne, everything depends on the interpretation, so it is not excluded there are ways to make this work! But this is just certainly not my thing.

Doll is an interesting case though, because like I said before, I think soul of Maria DOES live in her - without memories and sedated by the Moon, and Gehrman probably doesn't even know that himself. But when Doll is asleep - she is awake somewhere else and vice-versa, yadda yadda. However, before a hunter as much as looks at her the attracted way, she still needs to find a decent connection with her humanity. And there is her perception of her role as a servant for those hunters that will just stand and take it if they hit her. This is just... it is such a delicate matter that I can't even begin to cover it. It is not even the same level of delicate as complexities of mentor/student!

Rombrietas and Romurie/Yurrom - Perfect ships, nuff said. Though I feel like they are no longer 'popular' and are the thing of the begone era of the fandom (forgotten like Julie x Imposter). But from what I gathered, fandom of 2016-17 enjoyed them. I think that both of these are so likely that I can declare them canon-plaucible. As in, they could actually happen IN canon, not even in alternative/happier timeline. Ebrietas weeps the petrified corpse that looks like Rom when lyrics of her theme refer to Mensis ritual that Rom is covering; meanwhile, Yurie/Julie irrationally fights you on the way to Rom that even Willem encourages you to hunt... That's just two whole women to care about Rom deeply!

Of course not tryna push anything; Ebrietas could lament something else (maybe fate of humanity in general), and Julie could just be winning time for imposter Iosefka to do her experiments. But... why? x) I am very on board with the idea that Ebrietas worries about Rom all the way, seeing Rom becoming a 'spider' (association with Amygdalae and forbidden knowledge). She, who used to be a pawn of the Moon behind her, got in contact with her human side (as an adult celestial larvae), to the point of crying red blood when 'celestial' Kin have it drained of color normally.

AYYYYY that's why it is called 'Paleblood sky'!

Also an oldie:

She loved listening to Rom's 'epiphanies' and took her 100% seriously before it became mainstream x) Though Yurie was eager - getting angry at anyone that dared to criticize Rom even IF criticism was right! Meanwhile Rom always shared personal info with Yurie before anyone else. Plus they always had many shared interests - singing, nature, stars, bothering teachers long after classes are over with silly questions… Yurie having always been by Rom's side physically and mentally made her by effect keep Willem's teachings at heart even if other former Byrgenwerth students who joined Choir ditched those mostly. When Yurie ends up losing her sanity too, one thing she still holds onto is refusing to agree to harm Rom, completely ignoring Damian's pleading that not only it must be done, but also Rom will come out alright as a Great One.. really sad downfall.

Alfred x Crow - I am not very comfortable with the fact that Alfred... well... listen, it is a rather sensitive topic, so I will try to address it as discreet, subtly and maturely as possible. Alfred, as we can conclude... IS A GODDAMN RELIGIOUS FANATIC THAT THINKS VILEBLOODS SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED AS A KIND BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD HIS RELIGION DEEMS "IMPURE"!!! This ship is just certainly not my thing. I know Crow messed up a little by causing Eileen's death, but I am sure not even he is bad enough to deserve any advances by the guy that dehumanizes (devampirizes????) him by proxy. Sure, ship can fit into hatef4cking territory, but we talk about ship... like, relationship... relationshipies...

Ariadella - Fun fact! Despite this ship being basically the same problem as Alfred x Crow (except worse because Adella DOES kill Arianna), I used to like it initially! These two show the personalities that I can see as type of opposites that can mutually improve and complete one another! ...in a happier AU somewhere. But more often than not I am unhappy with the idea of "erasing" the fact that Adella considers Arianna worthy of being murdered in the scenario where she "dirties" the Hunter with her blood just for some shippy fluff. It is a back and forth for me, depending on how the ship is portrayed, and in what context!

Alfhunter - No strong feelings, it got nice art but I just shrug it off. Like, valid, but that's it. However, I do lay awake at nights and think:

"Man, but what could possibly make people see that psychotic religious fanatic beat a defenceless vampire queen into a bloody pulp and decide this is the most desirable man ever that they want to hook up their self-insert or mindchild with?" And you might ask: "Wait, doesn't line up, THIS is where you draw the line? But then how do you explain your crush on Micolash who's done much, MUCH worse things?". Well, I actually have an answer to that that will clarify your confusion and prove that I am not being a hypocrite! You see,

*gradually becomes transparent upon spinning around and teleports away like Rom*

#bloodborne #ask replies #bloodborne headcanons #multi character post #ships #thank you for the ask val.. i needed to distract #(until 3 AM...... lol) #it did bring back some memories hooooo boy #but yeah yurie x imposter went extinct.... for SOME reason? #like why? when i first joined fandom it was very alive and prospering! #i do not consider micoed popular because only like 4 people ship it #though i do refer to western community #when you check asian fandom you will SWIM in micoed and damico #very based

[lovelykhaleesiii]

Okay, but I cannot get the twin a.u with dark!aegon and dark!rhaegar with innocent!niece out of my head 🤭 here are some headcanons bc I can🤭

- first thing is first.

- the niece has seriously scary dog privileges.

-ok, now, while the niece was the eldest of rhaenyra's children, she was younger then the twins by a year.

-Rhaegar immediately grew attached and soon enough guards saw them running through the halls gleefully or her head on his lap as he read a history book, a flowercrown on his head and sipping wine under a tree.

- Aegon, however, didn't really care. Not until he had got black out drunk and the niece had offered to take him to bed, tucking him in. At that moment, he swore he saw an angel.

- thats when it clicked.

-a silent agreement was made between the twins.

- and so, the troublesome trio was born.

- for a nameday, they had both gifted her gold rings, which she never took off.

- one of them includes her favorite stone in it while the twins have matching ones, with their own favorite stones.

- where ever you would see the twins, their niece would follow.

-they would somewhat try to be on their best behaviour in front of their beloved niece.

-like Helaena, their niece was fascinated by bugs. Particular, butterflies.

- anytime one of them would hear somebody commenting how weird it was for her to like bugs, they would tag team them and beat them senseless, lmao.

- they are just overly protective.

-one name day, they gave her a gold ring with her favorite stone in it. They then showed her they all had the same ring, the only difference being the stones.

- both of them love to play and fiddle with the rings. They would go in for a hand hold before playing and twisting the rings.

- shared secrets. Like how their beloved niece caught the eye of a guard to which the niece has returned the guard's affection.

-people would have not been surprised if a betrothal between the niece and one of them (or both) was already in the words. Considering how close they all were.

- Even Nyra wasn't against it.

-many people found it odd, to say the least. An angel like her and the demon twins.

- but it worked.

- surprisingly, there was no jealously between the twins. Only when another man would try to flirt or win her hand. All hell would break lose.

- so the realm nicknamed her the princess protected by the two headed dragon.

- the good times had sadly come to an end when news came.

- their beloved niece would have to get married.

- unsurprisingly, they began working on a plan to get ride of what poor soul would have the guts to face them.

- they heard of what had (or may not have) happened between Daemon and Nyra when she was their age.

-so, they snuck her out when it was dark. Making sure they held onto her so she wouldn't get left behind.

- of course, they went to a brothel. Where it got heated, lmao. But they wanted to pace themselves. So they did.

- until the morning.

- lets just say Daemon and Nyra wasn't thrilled to find the twins taking their daughter out of the castle and to a brothel after dark and defiling her.

- plot twist tho, after they had left her, she made her way home by herself where she ran into the guard she had semi entered into a relationship with. Where then she her maidenhood.

-she entrusted a maid to keep quiet and to bring her moon tea. She couldn't risk it.

- not even trying to deny it, Aegon does what Aegon does best. "It's better her first experience be with one of us then some whore!"

- leading daemon to kick him. He isn't angry about the whole fucking before marriage thing but he knows what the realm thinks about women who have their own minds and desires.

- while Rhaegar is more level headed but like his twin, doesn't deny anything happend.

- the niece however...

- she is called to her mothers chambers while Daemon deals with the twins.

-she denys everything. "Neither of them touched me. All we did was go into town. It was nothing."

- rhaenyra can tell when her daughter is lying but like the great mother she is, she isn't angry. She just takes her daughters hands. After all, she had done the same thing, who was she to judge?

loveeeee this!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

#aegon ii targaryen #aegon ii targaryen asks

[zalrb]

Skins Rewatch - Maxxie and Anwar

1. Oh, the Russia episode. I have mixed feelings about this episode tbh.

2. These two are really adorable friends though

this episode hurt me.

3. “I thought you were going to put [the drugs] in your turban!” “I don’t wear a turban, Chris.” “I thought you were going to get one especially!” I love these dynamics, I swear.

4. Oh Sid, being used as the drug mule, ofc. 

5. ‘“I’m trying, it’s just that they look SO disappointed when I’m not a terrorist.” I love this show.

6. “Well, you’re a very dull Muslim, Anwar.” Tony, could you just NOT?

7. POSH KENNETH!

8. “Did [your mom] pack you these as well?”

“No, but she packed me this”

THIS IS WHAT FRIENDSHIP LOOKS LIKE, GUYS.

9. “You don’t want to look at the girl with boobs?” “Nah, I prefer Welsh women.” This was the line that sold Chris for my friend, she was all about Sid and then it was Chris.

10. Anwar, you asshole. IT’S SO UPSETTING. And I was happy with how his father ended up handling the whole situation in the end.

11. “I’m not a hobby, Tony, you’re not taking up canoeing here.” I MEAN SERIOUSLY. Also, handled way better than many shows now would do despite there being more LGBTQ+ characters on TV.

12. “Will you give me and Tony some time alone please?” “No. I mean, yeah sure.” LOL.

13. Also why don’t you and Tony go somewhere ELSE Michelle? Why do you have to kick Maxxie out?

14. Angie, he’s a STUDENT whose peers freak out over a girl with boobs, stop this.

15. “He can’t talk to you like that, I’m gonna get the fucking twat!” CHRIS. But also Angie, you’re able to draw hard boundaries with a peer but not with a STUDENT?

16. “I’ll give you head, THAT’S friendship.” Tony, you’re terrible.

17. “You’re the WORST MUSLIM EVER.” “I PRAY FIVE TIMES A DAY.” “FOR WHAT? MORE PORK CHOPS? OH FUCK IT, LET’S GET A DRINK. Can’t believe I was friends with such a FUCKING HYPOCRITE.” Oh, this hurts, it’s a well-done argument, though. Because you see what Anwar has to deal with regarding the profiling but you also see how Anwar’s homophobia is obviously harmful but he’s also selective in what religious rules he follows so of course Maxxie’s blow up is a valid one even though yelling “Happy fucking Ramadan” when Maxxie yells back, “IT’S NOT RAMADAN” also indicates an ignorant flippancy.

18. “So why are you with Tony?” “He’s exciting and he must love me because he can have anyone he wants.”

Every time he’s “exciting” YOU get hurt, Michelle and he sleeps around constantly and flaunts it IN YOUR FACE.

19. “He wants me the most, I mean, I’m his girlfriend, that has to count for something right?”

Jal:

20. “I don’t have sex with 17-year-old students.” “How old are they normally?” and when he realizes what he just said

21. And again, I do like that the dynamics get switched every episode, even though it’s usually Sid and Tony, you get to see Sid and Anwar, Maxxie and Tony, Jal and Cassie etc. I think the only person who doesn’t really shift much is Michelle.

22. This whole Anwar/Russian woman plot line is just ... OK. Even when it turns out to all be a scam it’s just ... a lot. It’s what makes me “eh” about the episode.

23. “What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shit.” Or Sid, you can just learn to say no. You didn’t HAVE to be a drug mule, you didn’t HAVE to help Anwar with this Russian woman, you don’t HAVE to be Tony’s friend.

24. “If you flaunt it they will come” Lol, Michelle is SO regular. but fine.

25. “Anwar lies to his mom all the fucking time, no no he makes ME lie to her.” “...Who is Anwar.” “Friend.” “Who is homo?” “ME!” the delivery tho.

26. The enduring legacy of Titanic. “Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.”

27. “He’s pretty angry with me.” “Why?” “Because I told the truth.” No, Anwar, it’s because you’re being an asshole.

28. “He must’ve paid for her.” Jesus.

29. “Perhaps she wants a taste of the Kenneth.” This man is an Oscar-winning actor now.

30. “Why’s she kissing her dad??” Miles’ delivery.

31. “Tony, I think we found something you’re not actually good at.” So, Tony is just trash in bed it seems.

32. Sid: “Cassie, wow you made her look beautiful.” Maxxie: “She IS beautiful.” Sid, you piece of absolute shit. You deserve drugs up your ass.

33. “Tony, have you got anything to tell me?” “Uh, I don’t know, I like your hair? No? Your top’s nice? I love you? Any one of those?” Michelle, he’s TERRIBLE.

34.

it hurrrrrrrrrts.

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

Flower Husbands Arranged Marriage AU

i have been sitting on this esmp au for a while, mostly just talking about it in discord and thinking “man i should write that” while. not writing it. because my attention span is bad. but i wanna share it with the world so im gonna just make a huge post explaining the concept and if anyone’s interested they can shoot me an ask or something!

side note, MASSIVE thank you to my friends on the [REDACTED] server for helping me work some of this stuff out!! i’m not actually sure how many people gave ideas, because a lot of us were talking about it, but i want y’all to know i love and appreciate you guys and wouldn’t have gotten it this far without you 🥺

i know there are a few other flower husbands arranged marriage aus out there but this is my take on it and i love it quite dearly

the very general idea is this:

scott is a king, and he’s like, super pissed at the royals from another kingdom/empire. and they’re like "oh shit, we wont win a fight against that dude, how can we make him like us?" and then turn to him all "heeyyyy...wanna marry our son? would you not declare war on us then?? if you don't want to marry him you can just like...do whatever, we don't care, so long as it pacifies you"

and scott is like "wow, that’s like....super shitty of you. why the fuck would you offer up your own son to a man you know fucking hates your guts. much less imply that you don't even care if i like, kill him? what the fuck. are you fucking insane? you know what, just for that, i will take your son, because i feel like if he stays there he might fucking die when you, i don't know, offer him to the next person you piss off? seriously, you guys are fucked in the head" and then he's like "wait fuck i just agreed to marry a stranger. i don't even know the dude. i don't even know what he looks like. oh this was a terrible idea"

and then jimmy comes and he is, unfortunately or fortunately, very very cute, and sweet, and charming, and scott genuinely Does Not Understand why the guys parents didn't seem to care about him at all but also he’s straddling this line of like "okay, he's hot, i like him, but he married me because he was obligated to, so trying to actually do anything would be taking advantage of him" while also being like "but damn he's really really hot and i really really like him tho-"

meanwhile jimmy is just like. trying to figure out if scott. actually is interested or not because wow is he getting mixed signals, and he was prepared for the worst but scott is actually pretty nice and even if he’s a bit of a smug bastard at times it’s kinda part of his charm-

that’s the very basic setup, more details under the cut so the post doesn’t drag on too long

prince jimmy has awful parents for the sake of the plot. which sucks for him but it’s okay it gets better. but you know who else has awful parents for the sake of the plot?? his older sister, princess lizzie, who ran away a few years back because she couldn’t take them anymore. she didn’t want to leave jimmy behind, but he told her to just get out while she could, and not to worry about him, he could take care of himself. so she did, and became a pirate queen that goes by the alias shadowlady. she and jimmy sort of kept in touch, but they couldn’t be close anymore, not without her getting found and brought back to their parents. they write letters when they can, but it’s a very slow form of communication

when she gets a panicked letter from jimmy informing her that their parents are marrying him off to the king of another kingdom in exchange for peace, with it being heavily implied by their parents that said king could literally just kill jimmy if he wanted if that’s what it took to bring peace, well. lizzie is not happy to head that!! so she goes to put a stop to the wedding

but letters aren’t a great way of sending urgent news, and, well....by the time she hears about it and heads off to save him, the wedding has already happened

meanwhile, back with the flower husbands, jimmy is downright bewildered with the fact that scott is. just kinda leaving him alone? he’s not bothering him, basically said “what’s mine is yours, sorry about all the fuss, uhhhh bye” and went to do politics while trying to give jimmy space. jimmy expected scott to be like...a horrible monster or something because that’s what everyone from his home kingdom seems certain scott is. but no, he’s....actually pretty nice when he’s not ducking away from jimmy out of some sense of guilt. jimmy came here prepared to die for his country, having realized lizzie wouldn't make it in time to save him, but this has gone...fine? scott’s actually a lot nicer to him than his own parents are, even if he mostly just tries to leave jimmy be

so jimmy decides to get to know the guy better, and then start to become friends. most people think that their marriage is purely political, and they don’t really like each other, but actually they find they can get along pretty well, despite their differences in personality. they balance each other out, in a way. so they start to get along, and this causes problems for both of them because before they know it they’re both pining, and both convinced that the other has no romantic interest in them. the marriage was for peace, not for love, so clearly that won’t change no matter how much they’re both starting to wish it would

that’s around when lizzie gets to the kingdom

she starts trying to “kidnap” jimmy in order to save him from his clearly quite evil husband(because, well, he just married her little brother when jimmy didn’t want to marry him, clearly he’s EVIL and it’s totally not that he just make a snap decision to get jimmy out of a bad situation in the fastest way possible as opposed to the best way possible), still going under the moniker of shadowlady. basically she’s acting like some kind of vigilante. she’s basically running around scott’s kingdom acting like zorro while also trying to rescue her brother in ways that make it look like she’s trying to kidnap him(she doesn’t want her identity getting out, and there’s only so much she can do when her hair is naturally pink. she tends to tie it up at the top of her head and wear some sort of hat over it, but even then, sometimes a few strands slip out. “kidnapping” instead of rescuing obfuscates her identity just a little bit more, and she’ll take what she can get)

while doing this, she meets a nobleman named joel, who becomes somewhat enamored with her pretty quickly because omg bamf vigilante lady wants to use HIS manor for a secret base?? of course, she can do what she wants, he certainly won’t stop her!! he has a bit of a conflict of interests here, since he doesn’t particularly want the cool masked vigilante lady to kill scott, like he and the king don’t get along 100% of the time but he knows the guy has been dealing with like 3 different coup attempts lately and scott is definitely a better option for king than the people that keep trying to overthrow him. and he also knows that jimmy has been settling into the kingdom more and more and seems pretty happy these days? he doesn’t know how the two are getting along, exactly, but jimmy certainly doesn’t seem to be in any danger

but also...wow that vigilante lady is smart and pretty and badass....it can’t hurt to help her a LITTLE bit, right? lots of people have tried to kill scott in the past and not succeeded, surely she won’t manage to come any closer!

she will, in fact, come a lot closer than anyone else ever has, which makes joel start to regret his decision making skills

that’s the long and short of this au. there’s more details scattered throughout it, a few scene ideas i have, but this is all i feel like typing up atm. it does have a happy ending for all four of the main characters, because i don’t do sad endings to my aus. im a wimp like that

#flower husbands #jizzie #i HATE joel and lizzie's ship name but also it makes me laugh but also i hate it #empires smp #empires scott #empires jimmy #empires lizzie #empires joel #scott smajor #smajor1995 #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #arranged marriage au

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

Hello I hope your doing well! I have a headcanon idea how would the brothers and previously undatebles react to a masseuse/masseur (people who give out professional massages)

Let's try this shall we~

Edit: I was informed by someone who is actually familiar with this field that the term Masseuse and Masseur can be seen as insulting in the profession, thank you for informing me again!

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The Boys and a Massage Professional/Therapist MC

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Warning: uncensored swearing, a lot of it asfkfkajshfkslajd

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Lucifer

Tense shoulders that could cut steel, harder than a fucking nokia phone from centuries to eons of stress, if I was a professional at massages I think I would be itching to grab onto those muscles of his like dough.

He will probably feel chills down his spine whenever you are around.

Won't take much convincing if the time is right to ask him to please let you release the pressure on him because dear fucking lord I wouldn't be able to just stand and watch either.

Good fucking luck in the process, when I say this man is stiff this man is STIFF.

He will be feeling so much better by the end of it there's a chance he will be slightly dazed.

Also it improved his mood which led to less harsh punishments, which now has led to more demands from others than from Lucifer himself for you to massage him.

I think you should start asking for payment at this point-

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Mammon

And talking about payment, you will definetelly need to ask it from this one because after the first time you gave it to him for free out of your own good will he started to come back for it all. the. time.

Okay, he's cute and the sounds he makes are so 👌. But damn boy this is not exactly so easy so please give something back??????

Well, you just need to say the word and he will always have something in ready to give you. A date at a place you have been wanting to go for a good while now or something you have had you eyes on for a good time.

It's a very win win kind of deal.

Though at some point when you massaged his legs he felt so light he ran faster than he could control and almost ran into a wall, actually no, he did ran into a wall there's a crack in there ouch-

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Leviathan

In which the cause of the second oldest running was probably to scape the demands for his money back from the third oldest, though Levi was definetelly too stunned by the lighting speed to react right away.

He now makes sonic jokes when refering to Mammon.

But going back to massages, this fucking snake has such a bad posture I would be in back pain just from watching him sit.

And don't expect it to be easy to fix that because everytime you touch him he just tenses up further.

I swear it would be easier to just knock him out and acupuncture him.

You will succeed at some point if you don't give up, and BOY he also makes some 👌😩 sounds.

They're a lot more dorkish and high pitched and he will definetelly not be functional by the end of it.

He will start trying to fix his posture from now on to not make your work go to waste.

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Satan

A curious cat that would just straight up ask for a session (not for free of course he already has something to give you back in ready) after witnessing the shenanigans above.

Not so stiff as Lucifer but still fucking hard, which is to be expected since he has so much rage bottled up.

Chances are he's turning into his demon form unconsciously.

It's a bit of an intimidating session not gonna lie, he is basically using it to relieve himself from part of his wrath so with every groan it feels like he's going to jump at you and rip you to shreds.

He won't of course, instead he will smile brightly by the end of the session and give you your reward for such a good job.

It's honestly worth it though you will probably be needing a massage yourself after-

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Asmodeus

And that's where pretty boy comes in! He doesn't have a professional tittle on him but he has centuries of experience so that's close right?

He will have all things ready, just say the word and he will give you the best payment for all your hard work ever: a chance to relax yourself.

And man he's good.

It's also not very tiring to massage him either, his smooth skin is addicting to touch, the atmosphere he will help set up will be perfect, and he also spills a lot of tea in between so that's a plus for entertainment.

Seriously whenever it becomes too much to be with the rest of the brothers just hit Asmo up and he's gotchu.

Private spa day comming right up.

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Beelzebub

He won't ask because it will completelly scape his mind.

He plays a lot of sports and does a lot of exercising so of course he has a lot of sore muscles.

And you can't tell me you wouldn't want to massage his belly, he's a glutton, it's literally asking for you to massage there.

Baby boy is always so gratefull, thanks to your aftercare on his legs, arms and torso, he has never felt lighter!

Which has led him to accidentally break some of the gym weights, win a sports game almost all on his own and make another restaurant suffer because he felt he could eat more than usual.

Although I would like to say you should proceed with the massages with caution, his smile is too precious to ever say no to.

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Belphegor

Easiest target ever, will probably sleep for 24 hours in one go right after.

And he won't wake up for shit.

Though once he wakes up after those 24 hours he will basically be wide awake for the next 24 hours, so honestly? This has turned out to be very useful in important ocasions.

Will often give out some whines in the middle of a session, possibly half asleep for the entire time.

I feel like he would feel quite ticklish in some places even though you wouldn't be purposelly trying to tickle him, probably.

And I know many of you love his laugh, so yeah that's a plus.

He will definetelly offer to massage you back, and yes he will be good at it, and no it's not because of experience, yes it's because he's too much of a genious and has basically learned through osmosis just from getting massages from you.

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Solomon

Let me tell ya, he's stiffer than you think.

Bad posture, centuries of responsabilities, strain from excessive use of magic and pacts and the weight of existence when you are both immortal and unable to die.

He could easily rival Lucifer and he won't even realize it.

Will definetelly agree to get a massage and will definetelly say "well I do feel a bit under the weather" and his muscles will definetelly feel a little bit more than just under the weather.

It's easier to chew on hard bread than massage Solomon.

He also offers to pay you back.

Do not agree to get a massage from him, I repeat, DO NOT.

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Simeon

If you didn't feel like touching that exposed waist of his then you're lying.

If you don't offer first, he will ask you for it at some point.

And man to have a literal angel right under you, letting out a few exhales of satisfaction and bliss with every move of your skilled hands and arms, sometimes a chuckle followed by a comment that could start a small conversation.

Smooth skin, perfectly shaped body, I don't think I would be able to get my hands off him either.

Massage his hands, from his palms to his fingertips, massage his shoulders, from his blades to his neck, thumbs pressing close to his spine.

He will gladly let you indulge yourself for as long as you wish.

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Diavolo

Another one who's stiffer than you think.

You could literally jump on his back and it would feel like pavement.

Oh and he's now definetelly addicted to massage.

Of course he will also be paying you back with whatever you wish (don't make a joke and say something like 100,000,000 grimm, he will take it seriously-).

Depending on the day he may actually fall asleep, which is very cute.

On another note tho, have you ever thought about sleeping on his back? Because I have-

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Barbatos

Good luck getting him to take off his clothes, even more good luck to catch him not being busy.

This man will gladly give out massages of his own (which could probably knock out a dragon because damn boy those hands are skilled) but will probably not be as easy to convince to get a massage.

It will take an extremelly tiring day to make him agree and it will be so worth it.

Why you ask? Because the look in his face will alway be so soft by the end of it. Pure gratefullness.

Since then he will start to actually seek you out from time to time, the little smile on his face almost looking excited.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos

[melo-yello]

✨Self-Care Day✨w/ 💥🪨KiriBaku HeadCanons💥🪨

Off Day

💥🪨 You’re hanging upside down on the couch in your shared apartment with a boyfriend on either side of you. Kiri’s hand in yours while Baku’s had one hand on your thigh and the other scrolling on his phone as some cartoon drones on the tv

💥🪨 This is not how you envisioned your first free weekend into the last two weeks going



💥🪨 You sigh loudly before poking out your bottom lip “Suki? Eiji? I’m bored.” you pout dramatically as you throw a hand onto your forehead before you continue “Can we do a self-care day?”

💥🪨 Baku just grunts in affirmation as he stretches before standing. Kiri just smiles “Of course, Pebble. Whatever you want.”

💥🪨 You pop up pecking both guys on the cheek as you bounce off to the kitchen with Kiri’s hand still in yours “Thanks you two are the best!I’ll make tea!!!”

💥🪨 “And don’t you forget it!” Bakugou smiles popping your soft ass as he follows behind most likely to micromanage

💥🪨 You three chat about your week not having much time outside of courses to really talk. Between studying, training, and hero work you guys just didn’t have a lot going of free time.

💥🪨Per usual you and Kiri really carry the conversation Baku only chiming in ever so often to offer up things that he hates

💥🪨 You pop up remembering one of for favorite parts of a good ole fashioned treat yo self day. The cute headbands for you and Kiri to push your hair out of your faces. You return with a pink bunny one, a brown Teddy Bear one, and a plain black headband. Baku takes the black and Kiri takes the bunny.

💥🪨 “How do I look, Peb?” Kiri smirks flexing to show his broad ass built ass frame after putting on his bunny headband. “Ridiculous.” “-ly Hawt!” You laugh correcting Baku

💥🪨 You film in absolute awe as your Manly bf’s pierce Suki’s ear with ease after the off handed joke you made sipping tea. Cue Baku voguing it up with pride and a freshly pierced ear. Bakugou is slightly leaner and a couple inches shorter but just as toned

💥🪨 “Suki, Eiji, you are too manly!” You hype your man up as you post the video to your IG story

💥🪨 It’s your turn now!! Kiri easily pierces your ears with a red stud in your right and an orange in your left. Adding a second set of holes right above your first ones

💥🪨 Next comes high quality and novelty animal face masks Bakugou buys online to compliment his vigorous skin care routine. It rivals half of the YouTube Beauty community’s

💥🪨 Niether of you have any idea of where he buys them or where he hides them for that matter. He stores them away so you guys can’t steal them when he’s not around. Bakugou allows you and Kiri to use his masks on special occasions tho

💥🪨 “Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass.” He smirks handing you a frog and Kiri a tiger. Earning him a playful jab from you and “A Thanks, Babe.” from the red head

💥🪨 You suggest nail 💅🏾 polish next and Kiri is automatically on board. “Oooooo can you make them Red, Babygirl? Because they’d be so manly!” Kiri beams bouncing up and down. Baku will only allow his middle fingers painted. “I want white with bombs or just F U. Whichever is easier for you, Teddy Bear.” Bakugou nods scrunching up his nose from behind his own red panda face mask.

💥🪨 Kirishima’s nails are a simple sparkly red that say 🤍BITE MANLY in white while Bakugou’s middle fingers are white with black bombs with an orange F U on each one respectively

💥🪨 After you peel off your masks, you and Kirishima squeal in nearly perfect sync “Oooooooooooo! Sooooo Soft! Aren’t we hawt, Bakubro! Seeeeeeeeeee!” Both of you placing his hand on your faces

💥🪨Bakugou will just roll his red eyes into the back of his head as you two wrap him in a tight embrace “I’ve told you idiots a thousand times the importance of regular skin care with quality products.” He shrugs nonchalantly even thought he loves when you two are touchie with him. He hates to admit it

💥🪨 As you begin to search you nail kit for your preferred color, Kiri grabs your hand and presses it to his cheek “Can we do yours, Pebble?” He pouts. Bakugou follows suit grabbing your other hand “Pretty please, Teddy?” He whines firmly pressing your hand to his heart.

💥🪨 You buckle so fast it’s not even funny. “Bbbbbbbut...😤😖😞fine.” You concede

💥🪨These two really know how to put on the charm. Especially if Bakugou Kasuki is calling you Teddy instead of Dumbass.

💥🪨 “Great! Y/n, pick out a show to watch before we start.” Baku barks handing you the remote. “Why?” You question snatching it and putting on Criminal Minds. Simply thrilled you were getting to pick (Typically there were mini competitions for such a privilege)

💥🪨 “You’re judging, Bighead. You can’t look til we’re done.” Kiri hums thoughtfully trying to pick a good color combination. Baku already had his colors hidden in his lap before scouting so his hip was against yours sure to obscure your view of your own hand from you.

💥🪨 “Yea, no bias. When I win it’ll because I’m the best! Isn’t that right, Shitty Hair!” The ash blonde smiles cockily at the red head across from him. “In your fucking dreams, Spark plug!” Kiri spits backs just taking all the colors and copying Bakugou’s positioning

💥🪨 “If either of you fuckers, get those polishes on my favorite jeans there’ll be hell to pay.” You warn with a sinister tone to rival even Katsuki’s and the widest smile. The boys shiver at the seriousness behind your smile. Your threat is far from empty

💥🪨 You pretty much figured your nails would probably look terrible with each of your vividly different boyfriends competing with each other. “What do you, dorks, even get for winning?” You muse leaning into Kiri’s broad ass shoulder

💥🪨 “The next date plans and solo cuddles with Teddy Bear for the rest of the night seems fair to me. Huh, Eijirou?” Baku looks up from his work with a self assured grin blowing one of your nails. Vermilion irises float from you to Kiri.

💥🪨 Knowing damn well niether of them could keep you their hands off you. “Deal.” Kiri nods without giving Baku the satisfaction of meeting his gaze.

💥🪨 “Oh and I get shitly painted nails.” You sigh rolling your eyes. You’d be lying if you didn’t find it kinda hawt when they got like this

💥🪨 “There.” Halfway through the 2nd episode Kiri says and finally caps his last polish. Blowing gently across the surface of your nails.

💥🪨 By this time Baku has placed your arm on his lower back and his head in your lap. A firm grip on your wrist so you couldn’t checkout his work until Kiri finished. Your fingers make light circles there despite being held hostage. “Bout time, slow poke.” Baku huffs releasing your arm as you brought both hands side by side.

💥🪨 They had somehow managed to pick colors that didn’t totally clash. Kiri’s hand were mix match rose gold and pink with the teeniest (not to mention even) little white hearts in the middle of each nail.

💥🪨 Baku’s hand was very simple and clean. Black French tips with one red to orange nail with a black X on top as an accent.

💥🪨 You weren’t expecting anything this good. You could barely speak. You hadn’t been this lost for words since they had asked you out. You sniffle a lil bit. Your eyes glass up a little too.

💥🪨 God your partners are so great sometimes. The fact that they genuinely gave a fuck still manages to catch you off guard at times. After so many terrible relationships, effort, in and of itself, is kinda baffling

💥🪨 “Damn Pebs, it’s not that bad if you squint.” Kiri laughs nervously squeezing your shoulders. “Woah there, Teddy Bear, I’ll get the remover.” Baku stands ruffling your curls before you grab his wrist stopping him in his tracks.

💥🪨 “Suki. Eiji. Don’t be mad but I can’t pick! You guys both did really good! Fuck! I couldn’t ask for better lovers. You assholes are so much better than I deserve!” You gush before hiding your face in your hands. A little ashamed you let your boyfriends doing something as simple as your nails make you emotional.

💥🪨 “But Baby you deserve the world.” Kirishima immediately scoops you into a bear hug as he stands spinning you with ease and peppering you in kisses. Kiri places you back down even more gently than picked you up

💥🪨 “Princess, you’re a bad bitch! Don’t you dare forget it!” The shorter ash blonde says unwaveringly lifting your chin so you’d meet his eyes. He softly bops your forehead before kissing it and both cheeks. He pulls you close right as he yanks you up to straddle his waist

💥🪨 “Eijirou, I think our Babygirl needs a reminder of who she is and who she’s with.” His already deep ruby eyes darken lustfully. With no hesitation Kiri is right behind you in seconds

💥🪨 “I know just thing to jog our Pebble’s memory, Katsuki.” He whispers licking the side of your neck just as moves to capture Katsuki’s lips with his own

💥🪨 “Promise?” You moan softly lacing fingers into Kiri’s loose kitchens and trailing a cool hand across Baku’s abdomen stopping only at his joggers waist band

💥🪨 With that the three head to the bed room for some much needed group physical therapy

#kiribaku #bakukiri #kiribaku headcanons #polyamory #kiribaku x reader #self care #self care day #y/n #poly headcanon #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijiro headcanons #mha kirishima #bakushima #mha bakugou #y/n x bnha #cute #soft bakugou #kirishima x bakugou #black reader #kiribaku x black reader #bakugou katsuki headcanons #fem reader #kiribaku x fem reader #kirishima eijirou

[itsclydebitches]

I kinda wonder, what could bakugou do (hori write bakugou to do) to make him less popular with the "anti" crowd. Like He was a horrid child no doubt and people who try to put blame on Deku or lessen the terrible shit bakugou did aren't great. But as we don't rly see it, we have to assume bakugous behaviour wasn't stopped, we only ever saw his mum "punishing" him when he was being rude after getting kiddnapped. Nothing will excuse what bakugou did, but he has stopped? He's overall a harsh person but he's not harrassing and bullying people anymore, specifically not deku, he's trying to attone for what he did to deku and has now apologised for it. His behaviour was never viewed as justified or good in the series, he's a scary figure in middle school, we're not meant to like his behaviour, so the series itself hasn't justified his actions.

As someone who relate to both bakugou and deku more than I'd like to admit (never told someone to jump tho, that's fucked lol) so I can 100% understand not liking or even hating bakugou but as someone who's not 15 anymore, looking back I also made a lot of really shitty decisions and like bakugou have tried to make up for it, and like deku I was 'friends' with people who hurt me.

Is there anything he can do for the "antis" to just dislike him rather that be "anti"?

(I'm very sorry if you've talked about this somewhere, you can just tell me to look for it if you have, I'll continue to look for your posts on the subject)

Hey there, anon! I think I’ve spoken about this only tangentially and/or in my main Bakugo meta, which is too big for anyone sane to read. So yeah, let’s chat here!

For me personally—and that’s all I can ever do: speak personally. I think it’s important to keep in mind that there is no single solution to please the “anti” crowd. Each fan will be looking for something slightly different in Bakugo’s character, much of which might contradict what a “stan” is currently enjoying. Given how charged a character he is, I'm not sure it's possible to get the entire fandom to like him—what I’m looking for hinges on having a different reading of the story than you seem to. Meaning, I think the series does justify his behavior. Not in any overt, super obvious way like having all the characters go, “Wow, Bakugo! I sure do love how you threaten people all the time. That’s super cool and heroic!” Things are rarely that straightforward. Rather, it’s in a more subtle, but consistent manner that paints a rather conclusive picture across hundreds of chapters.

Simply put, Bakugo is continually rewarded for his actions. Or, if not outright rewarded, his actions are ignored in a way that implies silent acceptance. Characters may not always like what he does... but they're willing to let it slide because Bakugo's heroism was always treated as a given, not something he had to earn and prove.

With the ever necessary disclaimer that I’m not fully caught up yet, here’s a list of some of the things that stood out to me in the first half of the series:

Bakugo’s bullying made him the most popular kid in school.

Bakugo’s bullying was ignored by/outright supported by the teachers.

Bakugo’s bullying did not hinder him from getting into U.A., one of the most prestigious hero schools around.

Despite acting horribly throughout his time at U.A. too, this behavior was continually ignored by the teachers and other authority figures around him.

Bakugo’s struggle to realize that other people aren’t “trash” doesn’t hurt his achievements in any way. He still gets top scores, still wins the tournament, etc.

Bakugo’s behavior gets him special attention from All Might, the greatest hero and Bakugo’s personal idol.

His behavior doesn’t make others dislike him in any manner that’s taken seriously. Everybody is still willing to not just put up with Bakugo, but—in time—start treating his behavior as a quirk (no pun intended lol) that they’re secretly fond of, rather than something he should legitimately be striving to change. Kirishima is the most overt example of this.

This is compounded by his behavior constantly being framed as humorous. Much like with Mineta’s perverted actions, characters might superficially go, “No, that’s bad!” but the story never demands any significant development because then we’d lose the “joke” of Bakugo screaming in rage at the slightest inconvenience, threatening to murder someone over nothing, constantly belittling everyone around him in a “funny” manner, etc. When fans talk about development of a manga character as archetypal and extreme as Bakugo, most don’t really want to see significant change to his base personality. Because then that would result in someone who doesn’t look like the “real” Bakugo: someone nicer, more even-tempered, more mature, etc. But for those of us who were never drawn to that personality in the first place, the continued acceptance of his rude, egotistical, and violent behavior is discomforting. The easiest comparison I can draw is between this and Bakugo’s mother slapping him. That slap is meant to be another “joke”—we see it constantly in shonen anime, something "humorous" you shouldn’t take too seriously because haha, it's just an overprotective mother—but many fans do take it seriously, using it as the basis for a whole “Bakugo was abused and this explains his behavior” reading. Well, I take the “joke” of Bakugo’s threats and insults seriously, especially in a story that starts with something like telling Izuku to jump off the roof. In the same way that many fans want others to treat Bakugo’s mother as a serious topic that has had a negative influence on his development, I want the series to take Bakugo’s everyday actions seriously as a negative influence on… well, everyone around him. But it doesn’t. His base personality is grudgingly adored.

The above two points are seen most overtly in Izuku, who never wavers in his respect for Bakugo despite how Bakugo treats him. Not just prior to U.A., but during their training too. Izuku, as the protagonist, is the emotional heart of this tale, so when he talks about how inspiring Bakugo is, it encourages the reader to see his behavior as inspiring too. Rather than, as said, something that needs to change. Izuku's continued friendship with Bakugo, his adoration of him, and his acceptance of the way he's treated has severely warped how the entire story sees Bakugo's actions. After all, if #pure Izuku can see the good in Bakugo, why can't everyone else? He must not be that bad after all.

I could get into detailed analyses of all the above—like how Bakugo was the one comforted after attacking Izuku outside the dorms at night and how the messed up relationship he has with Izuku is upheld as something to nurture; how the remedial courses he had to take were made to be rather silly, thereby undermining their supposed importance to his development; how Bakugo’s kidnapping had nothing to do with his flaws, but much of the fandom uses it as a way to dismiss any appropriate consequences because, “Hasn’t he suffered enough?” etc.—but in the interest of keeping this within a readable length, I’ll leave it at that. The point is that Bakugo has always been privileged when it comes to his behavior, resulting in others either outright praising it, ignoring it, or demanding that he change a miniscule bit, which always keeps him far below the standards of both his peers and the expectations of a hero. Everyone in 1-A must learn to be even better than the good people they already are... Bakugo needs to learn that other people aren't dirt at the bottom of his shoes. It's never been a particularly impressive development when pit against the rest of the class. All of which can make something like an apology feel pretty hollow. Yes, he’s apologized and I say with all seriousness that that’s great! But how does that apology stack up against 300+ chapters of content? As Bakugo’s words highlight, he's been a really awful person up "until now": he was consumed by Izuku being “miles ahead of [him],” he “looked down on [him]” because he didn’t have a quirk, he “didn’t want to recognize that,” he “hated that,” “grew distant,” “tried to beat you down,” “opposed you and tried to show my superiority over you,” and ends it all with, “it probably doesn’t mean anything telling you all this” before finally getting to the “I’m sorry.” This is basically a laundry list of how horrible a person Bakugo has been for the entire series, with an acknowledgement that this apology is coming really, really late. This is the moment where I could START to like Bakugo, depending on how he acts form here on out, but that pivotal moment arrived after six years of content and in the final arc of the story. It’s too late. Bakugo needed this kind of self-reflection and positive action 250+ chapters ago so he could (hopefully) grow into a better person across the story, not at the story's end. What we got instead is 322 chapters of him being a really horrible person, but the story going out of its way to excuse or even praise that behavior the majority of the time.

As a quick comparison to end on, I think what Bakugo needed was what Soo Jin got in True Beauty. You don’t need to have seen the drama to follow along. The tl;dr is that she has a lot of the core qualities of Bakugo: an all-consuming drive to win that was created due to abusive parents with high expectations, resulting in her bullying a peer to a pretty horrific extent. The difference between them is how the story frames their actions. When Soo Jin becomes the bully she loses everything. Rather than succeeding academically, her grades plummet, making it clear that this anxiety and self-doubt (things the fandom keeps insisting Bakugo is struggling with, but that rarely ever show up in the text) is actually impacting her day-to-day life. Her best friend drops her because she’s not going to support her choices. The boy she likes rejects her. She’s eventually forced to start over somewhere new - which importantly separates her from the girl she was bullying - and get some distance from her parents, resulting in the growth needed to become a healthier, happier, good person again. So when Soo Jin apologizes to the girl she hurt, it feels earned. The story continually recognized how horrific her actions were and put her into a place where she either had to change, or continue losing at everything else that was important to her. Bakugo? Bakugo doesn’t lose. Oh, he claims he does because he’s comparing himself to Izuku constantly, but that’s just him thinking in extremes. He still wins academically. Still wins many battles. Still wins at having friends. Still wins by maintaining the prestige of being a U.A. student. Still wins by getting All Might’s attention. Still wins by receiving Izuku’s respect and an agreement to maintain this rivalry that Bakugo is so obsessed with. Bakugo comes out well 99% of the time, he just thinks he's "lost" because he can't stand not being the absolute best.

For me, the story needed to have Bakugo face consequences for his behavior, not receive rewards and/or have others ignore it, and that revelation/apology needed to come way, way sooner. For me the issue is not a specific action that Horikoshi can have Bakugo do in the next chapter and them bam, I like him now. The problem is Bakugo’s entire concept, how he’s received by the entire cast, and his run across this entire series. "Entire" is the key word there. Which is why the “But he’s apologized. What more do you antis want?” reactions don’t sit well. What we wanted is a better written redemption arc across those 300+ chapters, not a single scene that’s meant to have us forget all the other problems inherent in the story. At this point it’s a far more complicated situation than, “Bakugo just needs to do X, Y, and Z and then we’re golden.” At the end of the day, Horikoshi failed to make me like him as a person and I’m pretty sure he isn’t going to change Bakugo enough to make him likable to me. Bakugo was never the sort of character I’d be inclined towards without a serious, nuanced redemption arc, but sadly, a core, crucial part of that redemption arc took six years to arrive. At this point there’s no way to change the problems in Bakugo’s writing for that huge chunk of the series and not enough time left in the series, it seems, to do the work we should have seen across the entire run. Honestly, idk if the Bakugo we'll get going forward is someone I can just dislike as opposed to being really uncomfortable with, but my money is on there being too little story left and too much investment in upholding Bakugo's base personality for that to happen. I could absolutely be proven wrong! But I think the problems are structural and needed to be better dealt with from page one, not hastily patched over in the final hour.

#BNHA #My Hero Academia #anti bakugo

[honey-milk-depresso]

Stuck with Heartslabyul

I also procrastinated on this for so frickin’ long. I made two other series of being home dorm quarantined with other TWST characters like Octavinelle and Savanaclaw which you can go read if you want! I hope you enjoy this one! ^^

Riddle Rosehearts

He still somehow carry out his dorm leader duties-

Let us shed a tear for this young boy-

also there is from head to toe neatly

V e r y  neatly 

placed in order

organized files, books, documents-

What tf is this an office or a dorm room?????

well whatever-

He thinks that this is the perfect opportunity to bake things.

With you!

Well, truthfully he can’t really bake as well as Trey but he tries,

and if you are by his side baking,

he feels a little bit more confident, and a lot more happier!

Unbirthday parties can’t be carried out since

ya know,

no social contact :’)))

so, he’ll just have daily unbirthday parties with you!

And lemme just tell you,

after so many hours of baking,

he’s getting the hang of it-

And you realized he’s actually really good in setting a tea party atmosphere.

Like he knows how to arrange the teacups,

he prepared frickin’ napkins my lord this Ciel Phantomhive kid is extra-

But not going to lie, 

It’s really pretty the set up.

AND HE GOT THEM ROSE PETALS ON THE TABLE-

EVERYTHING IS ARRANGED SUPER PRETTY-

Buuuut, his baking still needs some work going-

D A N G THO-

“RIDDLE, THAT’S A LOT OF SUGAR-”

“Oh? R-really? Didn’t it say 5 tablespoons?”

“You poured 5 whole cups-”

“Ah-”

Trey Clover

Listen,

being stuck with Trey is the best option-

He bakes

A SHIT TON OF PASTRIES-

And I’m not saying he baked a lot of pastries equivalent to how much he bakes for unbirthday parties-

Oh no non no-

It’s frickin’ thrice the amount-

THE ENTIRE ROOM SMELLS LIKE EVERY SWEET PASTRIES OUT THERE-

He experimented a lot-

From baking macrons, chiffon cakes, frickin’ candy art-

You are blessed when you’re stuck with him, s/o-

seriously-

“Holy shit Trey, what is that??”

“Oh, I’m just carving the chocolate.”

“Honey, that looks like you just created Van Gogh shit, that looks fancy and really hard to do-”

“Sugar, I’ll make your food look and taste like ‘Van Gogh shit’ for you anytime.”

“OH MY SHIT YOUR SO SWEET, I CAN’T-”

Cough cheesy Trey cOuGH

And he’s like a housewife not gonna lie-

he wakes up earlier during quarantine surprisingly, 

maybe cuz he always finish schoolwork MUCH earlier now-

and he doesn’t have much to carry out as Vice dorm-

so he wakes up early,

and cooks frickin pancakes whatever delicious shit that comes to mind for you to eat for breakfast

cbdhidcchnff hnf

W H A T-

Also brush your teeth after you finish eating-

Cater Diamond

Man-

Cup noodle game is strong-

Unhealthy, yes-

but you do all sorts of things with it,

to which he’ll always post on Magicam.

Like you guys make curry instant noodles,

salad with the dry instant noodle bits for salad toppings--

list goes on my dude-

bruh-

and not only that, 

he posts all those like daily life at home (or in this case his dorm room-)

and he’s gonna be posting about E V E R Y T H I N G

From what you both had for breakfast, what you guys did at 3 pm,

Every. Second. Of. Being. Stuck. With. You.

B R U H

“CATER, I LIKE SOME PRIVACY-”

“I know, that’s why I’ll post it in my private account which is my diary btw~”

“First off, your private account has like at least 1000 people in it, secondly, buy yourself an actual book diary, and thirdly, I’m liTERALLY IN THE TOILET WITH UGLY ASS BAGGY PANTS TRYING TO FIX THE LIGHTS-”

“BUT BABE-”

Because of this incident, you bought him a plain writing book online.

You know he wouldn’t like writing with a lot of words,

soooo

Scrapbooking! *Cue the glitter filter*

he has so much fun!

Decorating, pasting all the photos he took with you and printed them out.

He loves it so much! Being stuck with Cater is productive and maybe a little tiring, but hey! Works for the both of you!

Deuce Spade

This boy-

Oh my god-

He’s absolutely so sweet and adorable-

I can’t-

He’s not the best, he knows,

sometimes he wonders why you would ever want to be stuck with him-

but this man puts in more effort than he can to make sure you are comfortable during the pandemic time-

like his cooking went from a C to S class dear-

Although they are egg based dishes, there is

A  w i d e variety in each dish-

And it really tastes good-

But you can tell he’s really tired trying to perfect his dish,

he wished he was Trey my lord-

DONT EVER THINK THAT BBY

YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE VSJVSWEADFGFHFTYKV-

Cuddle him please,

every day at every hour at every second just pleaseeeee

he needs it-

and he wants it-

but is just shy about it-

GIVE HIM THE CUDDLES-

ahem sorry-

continuing,

he surprisingly took up knitting and wanted you to join in after browsing online for more recipes to which randomly stumbled upon knitting basics videos

So arts and crafts time!!! ahh children-

He knits a very simple cloth at first-

which escalated to become scarves, blankets , mittens, sweaters like-

w o a h

Grandma Deuce-

and he also found these charity organizations who sold homemade products online to collect money to raise funds to give to people in need.

Let us put it as it’s not a scam website.

Soooo he published some of his hand made scarves, blankets and sweaters online-

And I swear this man is so sweet I can’t-

“Well, we have to do something to help these people! And they’re giving us a chance to give them our support!”

YES DEAR U ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

YOU ARE GONNA BE MODEL STUDENT EACH YEAR-

He also used the first handmade blanket he knitted with you as your official sleeping blanket.

With shit tons of cuddles.

Being stuck with Deuce is honestly just so sweet and wholesome.

Ace Trappola

This idiot-

This absolute h e a t h e n-

I just wish you good luck man-

He just absolutely LOVES to prank you.

“ACE WHAT THE FUC-”

“What the fck what?”

“YOU PUT THIS WATER BALLOON ABOVE MY DOOR DIDN’T YOU?!”

“Huh? What makes you think that?”

“WE’RE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONES IN THIS ROOM WHAT YOU MEAN HOW WOULD I FCKING KNOW-”

You just gotta survive by pranking him too.

Also this man-

LOVES

G A M E S

And not just video games,

Oh non no no-

Hide and seek, chase-

ya name it.

At every hour-

You also play virtual UNO with the whole Heartslaybyul gang sometimes-

“WTF GIVE ME A GREEN-”

“AHAHAHAHHAHA-”

“Riddle, lower your microphone level-”

“TREY SHUSH, I’M NOT LETTING THAT ACE BASTARD WIN, SO I WNT THIS STUPID CARD DECK TO GIVE ME GREEN-”

*Pulls a green card*

“FINALLY!”

*You put in the green reverse card*

*Switch back to poor Riddle lmao*

“NOOOOOOOOO, WTF GIVE ME A GREENNNNN-”

“AHAHAHA NICE ONE S/O-”

Cuddles

every night-

moving on,

He’s also the type who will make memes of the two of you when being stuck together lmao-

As for food-

either take out or you cook-

He cannot be trusted with the kitchen-

he can’t take one step in it no joke-

All in all, being stuck with Ace is really just crack level head energy soraing through the sky with his love dovey antics.

#Twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #Twst x reader #Riddle Rosehearts #Trey Clover #Cater Diamond #Deuce Spade #Ace Trappola #Riddle rosehearts x reader #Trey Clover x reader #Deuce Spade x reader #Ace Trappola x reader #Cater Diamond x reader #Heartslabyul #Twst riddle #Twst Trey #Twst Cater #Twst Deuce #Twst Ace #Twisted wonderland headcanons #Twst headcanons #Twst x reader headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader headcanons #Heartslabyul x reader

[freakynct]

「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— wong kunhang

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i feel like hendery is such a goofball after sex and loves to be playful after all the sexual seriousness. he likes to stay close to you, pulls you closer and kisses your cheeks and loves teasing you about how good he made you feel or about something particular you did to him so you both just end up laughing with each other and cuddling

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i  think he’s really proud of the abs he worked hard for so i would say that’s his favorite body part of his. on you however, it’s your smile, he just loves when your whole face lights up when you smile and how contagious it is

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

messy, messy, messy. he loves anything that has to do with cum and loves having fun with it, so he’s not concerned if things get a little dirty. but he loves especially when he gets you so turned on that you can’t stop dripping for him, it boosts his confidence and makes him so happy that he has that effect on you. and when it comes to him cumming, his favorite place is either over your tummy or inside your mouth and if you swallow everything that’s a plus for him

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

hendery is shameless and he doesn’t care if anyone finds out the dirty things he’s doing with you but something that turns him on so much is having any type of sexual interaction in public, god he loves that. he once had your back pressed against him on a bus while you were on vacation as you reached around to jerk him off right there with people around you. he swore he fell in love with you a little bit more after that surprise but fucked you like he hated you right when you got back to the hotel room

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

some people may say that he has been with a lot of people before due to the fact that he is a natural flirt but... no actually they’re right, he has. hendery has a good amount of experience, he has been with multiple people before because why not? he thinks it’s fun and everyone involved has a good time. he has had enough time to learn and practice and become really good at what he does in bed and he’s proud of it

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

 i don’t know if it’s really a surprise to anyone but his favorite position would have to be 69. a chance to eat you out at the same time as you suck him off with the perk of grabbing your ass? sign him in

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

to me hendery is very versatile. yes he is a dork at heart but when it comes to sex he can be as serious as he can be playful, it really all depends on what his partner is more into and that’s important to him

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he likes to keep himself well groomed and has tried shaving everything off a couple times but he finds that he prefers having hair down there but trimmed to perfection, so everything is clean and is pleasant to his partner too

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

hendery is more of a casual guy, he doesn’t like having too much preparation before having sex. he likes to let things happen casually and normally and likes living in the moment. however that doesn’t mean that he can’t be romantic at times if the occasion asks for it but i see him as the type to make that attempt and failing a little bit or being awkward or clumsy which is not always bad and can make both of you laugh. at the end of the day it’s the intention that counts

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

very regularly and only because his schedule doesn’t allow him to do it every single day, because trust me he would. his favorite place to do it is on his bed, he gets to lay down, close his eyes and take his time but when other people are around and he doesn’t have the luxury of having the room all to himself he prefers doing it in the shower. he even tried using the shower head on him since he heard it felt good on girls and he always needs to try out everything at least once and lets just say he wasn’t disappointed

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think his main kinks are exhibitionism, voyeurism, pet play, sensory play, brat taming, spanking and sir/master kink

l; location (favourite places to do it)

hendery doesn’t like anything too boring so he always prefers to have sex in adventurous places and therefore his favorite places are anywhere where there’s a chance of both of you being caught

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

teasing. he absolutely loves when you make the first move and you start to tease him. just your touch and your sweet words can make him hard in seconds

n; NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hendery is pretty experimental so i see him being very open to try out anything he or his partner wants to do and for that reason i really don’t think there’s anything specific he absolutely would say no to

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

loves both so much, i don’t think he can choose between tasting you or feel your mouth around him but when it comes to eating you out he knows exactly what he’s doing and what you like. there’s not one time that he won’t make you cum just with his tongue

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

like i said before i think hendery is a very versatile guy and his partner's needs and wants are very important to him too so this aspect really depends on that. but i would say that his preference is rougher and faster sex. it’s definitely more exciting and fun for him that way so he tends to have that type of sex more often

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he is all for it, why not? he loves a challenge and he will take any opportunity to fuck you. i think he still prefers to have proper sex because it lasts longer and there’s a lot more he can do but quickies are exciting to him so he wouldn’t say no

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

yes, yes and yes. i think that’s an obvious answer considering everything i’ve already said. hendery is basically up for everything and is super experimental and loves to take risks. the thought of being caught and doing something you’re not supposed to be doing turns him on so much

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

i think most of the time sex with hendery would be only one round, except if he’s feeling extra horny that day or you beg very nicely for him to fuck you again. however i see him being able to have sex multiple times a day and he has the stamina for that. but one thing is for sure with him, sex doesn’t end until both of you are completely satisfied

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

hendery loves the idea of using toys on you and if you’re in a relationship he would definitely have that talk with you and ask if that’s something you’re interested in and if he can buy some. he loves making you feel good, so the thought of you squirming as he uses a toy on you really turns him on but he would also really enjoy watching you use one on yourself, that’s for sure. i think he would be open to let you use one on him if you really wanted to try that but i don’t think that would be something he would ask himself

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

in my opinion he likes when you tease him more than teasing you. but even tho he loves when you make the first move, he also really enjoys when you play hard to get and he has to resort to his teasing tactics to win you over and trust me, he’s a master at it

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

hendery isn’t loud nor quiet. he simply doesn’t hold back and if he feels like moaning then he will, especially if his partner likes to hear him as well. he uses it to insantivate you as well when you’re the one taking over to show you how much he’s enjoying what you’re doing. he loves moaning or groaning in your ear because he knows how weak that gets you

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

“where are you running to baby? i told you you have to stay still.” hendery looked up at you with the biggest smirk on his face knowing exactly that not moving was impossible for you. you whined as he tightened the grip on your thighs that were now straddling his head. “c’mon, i’m not done tasting you yet.” and right as he said that he was back at pulling your hips down, forcing you to sit on his face once again as you desperately tried to stay quiet, his tongue running between your folds, collecting every last bit of your wetness.

“kun-...” you didn’t even manage to say his whole name as a moan fell from your lips, the combination of his sweet lips on you and his hands exploring as much of your body as he could made your mind spiral, your hands involuntarily making their way to his hair, pulling on it and receiving a grunt from hendery in return.

“hm hurry up and cum on my tongue baby, i can't wait to fuck this pretty pussy."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

in my opinion i think hendery is on the average size, let’s say the perfect size because it’s not too big to the point of hurting you but not too small to the point of not feeling that much. i think he’s circumcised and more on the thinner side but barely

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

another obvious answer based on everything i’ve said so far but very high sex drive and it’s very easy to turn him on. i would say he’s able to have sex everyday if it comes to it and he can go multiple times a day

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i would say pretty quickly if he’s really tired but he will make sure to clean up and check if you’re ok before dozing off. however i have a feeling that he can be a little less careful when it comes to one night stands and just fall asleep right after you’re done. he’s definitely the type to sleep over after a one night stand even if that was not the plan

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