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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: “Out of all the ways you could have possibly dealt with that, why the fuck did you think glitter bombs were a good idea?!” Eli: “In my defense, it did work.”

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Sorcerer: This was a bad idea…

Wizard: I could have told you that ten minutes ago, oh wait! I did!

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[incorrectuksies]

spot: disgusting, don’t ever refer to me like that again.

davey: what? “my friend”?

spot: *gags*

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[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Kieran: I swear, the only thing worse than being stuck looking after a reckless idiot, is being stuck looking after a brave and reckless idiot!

Casteel: I'm not quite sure and I might be wrong, but I get the feeling you’re a little upset with me.

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[incorrectspquotes]

Valkyrie: Are we even meant to be in here? Skulduggery: Not really, but at this point, trespassing is the mildest of our many misdeeds.

#skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery #valkyrie cain #source: write it motherfuckers

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche: There's something seriously wrong with you!

Finral: ...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.

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[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Janus:  I can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!

Remus:  I didn’t even know we had a plan!

Virgil:  That’s probably why it worked.

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[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: ….What on earth are you doing?

Julie: I’m building a pillow fort.

Frank: Isn’t that a little childish?

Julie: Does that mean you don’t want to join me?

Frank: …..

Julie: …..

Frank: …..Move over.

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve: Did you steal one of the neighbour’s garden gnomes again? They’ve been standing out there glaring at them suspiciously for the past half hour.

Bucky: Nah, I got bored of that weeks ago. I’ve been adding new ones to their collection every few days. I was wondering how long it would take them to figure it out.

Steve: You're a menace to society.

Bucky:

Steve: I love you.

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[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Nick: What are you doing? Sel: Something terribly immoral and definetly illegal... Care to join me?

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[cabin9sblog]

On the Argo ll

Percy OR Leo OR Nico: I’m so tired, I think I’m going to go to bed.

Any of the 7: You literally just got up.

Percy OR Leo OR Nico: ….What’s your point?

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Isaac: “Why were you sneaking around in the dark.” Stiles: “Because Derek doesn’t like it when I have midnight snacks.” Isaac: “…You’re literally the highest ranking person here. You can do whatever the fuck you want.” Stiles: “Yes but then I have to listen to them lecture me. Again.” Isaac: “….Fair enough.”

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[strangerthingsquotes]

Steve: I don’t know how you do that.

Billy: Do what?

Steve: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Billy: That’s because you look and sound, like the human personification of a warm hug.

#stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #source: write it motherfuckers

[incorrectuksies]

davey: is any of this even legal?

race: oh i'm sure it's legal somewhere.

davey: ...and here?

race: not even remotely.

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[xiiiwayfinders]

Demyx: *holding up a gun* Holy fuck, these are super rare! How did you even find this many?!

Xigbar: Actually, I had a box of them hidden away in one of my old storage containers, from when they were first made. Completely forgot they were there, to be honest.

Demyx: ...How old are you again?

Xigbar: Old. Don’t ask questions that you really don’t want the answer to.

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[kaitcreates]

Maia: I’m not sure how to say this without coming across as judgmental, but this seems… highly illegal.

Lily: Oh, that’s because it is! Or it would be, if I hadn’t gotten Alec’s written approval before hand.

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