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eddiemunsongf · 2 years
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argyle peaked when he made eye contact with mike and monotoned “ive heard a lot about your sister” while jonathan quietly choked beside him
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caramel-cream50 · 4 months
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raspberry-rampage · 26 days
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omgg thanks for over 6k on this post!!!!
here's more Velvette content, inspired by @moonshineandstars05 's idea
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lunaicfantastic · 6 months
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fav part of gideon the ninth is for the first pre-canaan house chunk of the book, she's all "ugh I'm so normal surrounded by all these weirdo goth freaks when I blow this popsicle stand everyone will see how cool and normal and charming I am" and then she gets to canaan house and realizes that while she might have been a normie jock in the ninth house she is not exempt from being a goth weirdo who hides important doors behind tapestries and sneaks around in the dark so she doesn't have to talk to people. like we talk about her being a jock forced to be goth but nature v nurture babey she's not shedding that bone freak skin anytime soon
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samscorch · 5 months
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has this been done yet
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redrobin-detective · 7 months
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I find it completely hilarious to think after Simon was freed from the crown and got to be himself in Ooo that he and Finn have a close relationship that neither of them understand.
Finn views Simon as a fellow human, someone he saw at their lowest point and now is on the upswing and now they can be buddies and go on adventures together. He also wants to do sleepovers all the time, what a bro. Simon sure is fussy with him, like Jake sometimes is, must be because they're such good friends.
Simon meanwhile is going around to people in Ooo like 'why did you let a child/teenager live alone in a treehouse with a dog and access to weaponry while making him fight monsters?' and when no one stepped up, Simon unofficially claimed Finn as his own. He checks in regularly, goes over a brings groceries, cleans up the treehouse, educates Finn as best he can on human anatomy, culture, history as well as other stuff.
Its so obvious to everyone - especially Marcy who is laughing her ass off in the background - that the former Ice King is trying to parent Finn who doesn't get it and proceeds to friendzone the hell out of his father figure.
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shigayokagayama · 8 months
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TOP TEN WORST PIECES OF MOB PSYCHO OFFICIAL ART
NUMBER ONE:
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prolibytherium · 3 months
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Cuz I know you man! Also you casually mention RPGs like, a weird amount.
(The Gang Tends Bar themed carfire for @its-always-ziney-in-philadelphia Valentines Zine)
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erinsintra · 7 months
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not in the mood for shitposting today so here's the cylinder story that never fails to make me laugh
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chaoswarfare · 1 year
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dp x dc prompt #50
The Justice League are investigating a series of accidents in a haunted newly-abandoned high rise, and call in Constantine to take care of the problem.
Danny is retrieving one of his wayward subjects from the same building.
Quiet murmurs fill the stuffy room as the leaguers sent to deal with the problem wait for Constantine to sort out their problems for them. One of the newer heroes shrieks as a door flings open and a white haired teenager all but struts through.
“Connie! It’s been a while since we ran into each other like this-!” is all he manages to say before John yanks him by the wrist and chucks him out the open window.
The heroes freak out, (their coworker just threw a child out the window!) and demand to know why he did that.
“Every time i run into him, without fail, something always happens!” The kid knocks on the window next to the one he was tossing out of, floating like he’d never even heard of gravity, and John lets out a string of very creative curses about the trouble magnet ghost king.
Half a second later, he’s just proven right when a hair raising shriek and a rumble like an earthquake shake the building.
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tiredjuniper · 1 year
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when i see/hear the phrase “put my dick in every hole” i instantly think of some dude trying to put his dick in his girls ear💀💀
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purrvaire · 11 days
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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone
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diesoonandsuffer · 2 years
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this clip from “The Apple” is literally just this post:
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pluviatrix · 5 months
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tav&astarion gay worsties 5ever
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b4kuch1n · 1 year
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hahaha wheee haha
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yeapples · 7 months
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dutch my man do i have some news for you
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