#the witcher blurb

[astralnymphh]

another epiphany. thought about a warrior/witcher!ellie x mage!reader trope.. GUYS.. THINK ABOUT IT

armor like geralts but not exact. y'know

✰ bonus elaboration NSFW MDNI

i can already see a fic where she's hired to kill a rampaging monster disturbing the peace within a nearby village or sum shit that happens to be in the same kingdom you are a mage for. you both get so enamored with each other. oml she'd be such a cocky witcher at first glance, then you get to know her better, n she'd be so nice, funny, caring. Aghhh but SO HOT in battle. gets all sweaty in that armor by moonrise. so, one murky night, rushed into an inn by the thundering rainstorm, you unbuckle and sheathe all her leather pieces and get her outta that mucky garment. then, behold, all her scars, wears and tears of tales, that handsome bod defined by well built muscles and veins running blue all across her brawny arms. she reeks of absolute monster stench but that's just an excuse to pamper her drained limbs submerged in a hot tub. steps out of the bath dripping wet, expecting you to dry her down with the towel cuz she knows how flustered you get handling her. goes "what are you staring at, my lady? something catch your eye?" while you mindlessly ogle her nude form. notices how ruffled up she's gotten you, collects you in her arms and sits you down on the bed, squatting down low to eat the fuck out of your pussy. would be so good at it too cuz i hc witcher!ellie would hook up with at least a few girls that eye her up at some tavern. ravenous tongue, swirling your clit with her pink muscle, growling into your pussy lips with vigor, staining those pretty lips with your slick, and bestows oh so many hickeys while she fingerfucks you with those thick, calloused digits of hers that drag and excite every wall in your cunt. FUCK THIS IDEA IS HOT FUCK IM GONNA WRITE IT FUCK FUCK FUCK 🤤🤤HOW BAD DO WE WANT THIS GUYS

#ellie williams #⤹𓍢ִ໋aestras thoughts #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #lesbian #sapphic #ellie williams x fem!reader #ellie williams fic #witcher!ellie #warrior!ellie #ellie williams concept #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams blurb #ellie williams brainrot

[dare-to-dm]

Another thing I like about The Witcher 3 is that even though I only ever talk to barbers to see if they'll play Gwent with me, I still have to take off my shirt and sit in their little chair before I can ask.

#The Witcher 3 #I love this game for a thousand reasons #none of which would ever look good on a box blurb #Dare Original

[pirateprincessblog]

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢.

𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘻 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘴

the walking dead masterlist

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥

𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤.

𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

#ateez #ateez oneshot #ateez fanfiction #ateez imagine #ateez requests #ateez blurbs #the witcher #witcher #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #hongjoong #Seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #mingi #wooyoung #san #jongho

[quillscales]

Vesemir gave the most lenient punishments. Lambert wondered if it was because he was ancient. Too old to think up anything more creative than making him face the corner for a few hours. Or maybe he knew the boredom was worse than the beatings. They were meant to be tough, to take a hit, and Lambert got into more than a few fights with the other boys. Staring at stone, however, was almost enough to be torture.

Voltehre was down the wall, at the other corner, also being forced to count cracks to keep his sanity. Or maybe not. Lambert smiled. His friend was creative, so maybe he was making something up in his head; who knows? Lambert wasn't like that, not really, not outside of alchemy, at least, but the others didn't really appreciate his bombs.

Vesemir sure didn't when he blew up part of the North Wall, at least.

Lambert stared, his eyes catching on the wriggling of something coming through the cracks. A centipede. His grin only grew, and he knew exactly what he would do later to make up for lost time.

#fanfiction #fanfic #wip #the witcher #blurb #witcher lambert #lambert #voltehre

[velvetcloxds]

in love with you- send me a character and an au scenario and I'll write a little baby blurb for it

Can I request a Rockstar!Geralt au 🎸 where Geralt is in a rock/heavy metal band with the rest of the witchers, and the reader’s best friend Jaskier plays matchmaker for you and Geralt, when he finds out that you have a crush on him, please? Thank you!

THE WITCHERS | GERALT OF RIVIA

word count: 1.2k

warnings: I mention him swearing but don't actually show it aside for the gif- I enjoyed writing this so much you have no idea

"Move," you groaned, far beyond being friendly as yet another crazed, beyond wild fan attempted to push you out of the way, security was busy at the front of the hall, close to where it led into the backstage area where some of the band members were humoring the fans by waving at them.

You were just barely keeping your sanity as you tried to push through with the bag of takeaway Jaskier had asked you to pick up and bring to the back entrance before the show, the back, which he had conveniently forgotten to mention would be packed with screaming and shoving girls, and boys, and everyone in between, to be fair it was expected, but usually he'd have someone wait at the door to escort you, today you weren't so lucky.

"Get off," you nearly shouted, disbelieved as someone pushed you right into the wall, paying no mind to the pain the action might cause as they held you there, hand scraping the bare brick wall and earning a hiss from your frowning lips as you realized it tore some skin. You were going unnoticed by everyone, you were sure if Lambert took a moment to stop flirting with the girl in front of him he'd have the perfect view of you, but alas, you got lost among the other faces, drowned out by the other voices.

So you started shoving back, acting with the same yet very differently intentioned urgency to shove your way to the front, ignoring every rude comment or recoil until you were almost at the front, pausing only when you realized who was responsible for your lack of escort.

Geralt was standing on the top of the three steps that led into his dressing room, three guards perched in front of him, trying hopelessly to keep people from pushing up the line, everyone fighting for a quick touch, a wave, hell even a passing glance would drive them to unconsciousness. He wasn't doing anything, really, not that he had to, just leaning back against the very wall you'd hurt your hand on, looking down at everyone through his lashes, golden eyes doing nothing to keep them calm as he hid an amused smirk. It was teasing really, seeing how much he could get from them without doing anything at all as he held one hand on his knee with a foot perched against the wall and the other combing through already messy white strands, driving them mad, driving you mad.

"Hey, white wolf!" your voice broke through clearly now, clearer than you'd thought it would, the man in question searching for your eyes instantly, only you knew the little self-proclaimed nicknames Jaskier had given the band members, only you spent enough time with the lot of them to call it out so casually. You smiled, admittedly shyly when he found you, his smirk deepening slightly when you held up your arm to show him the bag in your hands. "You're welcome," you mouthed, no need to shout now that he held you in his gaze, no need to hear it to know he grunted in reply.

As if you'd not endured enough, he paid witness to you once again being guided around by the stream of people, an elbow to the side and a hip trust from the other making you stumble enough to drop the goods, your groan far too dramatic as you bent down to retrieve it in the little space you had. You briefly heard his voice, briefly because as soon as he spoke it egged on a choir of cheers and roars, the excitement only aiding your struggle as you stumbled to the ground and you huffed out a sigh, looking up and around you in defeat. You had no idea why the roaring got even louder until a familiar face appeared in front of you, guards circling the pair of you to make some room.

"You okay?" he demanded, it was loud, a shout that sounded like a whisper due to your surroundings, you managed a nod, vividly aware of the burning glares you received as he grabbed your waist to guide you from the floor, a breach in the circle pushing you taut against his chest. He swore under his breath, shaking his head, rolling his eyes, the full Geralt trifecta as he took the bag into his hand, other hand entwining with yours before he roughly led you to the front. "You should have texted one of us before coming through," he reprimanded lightly once you were safe behind a gate of guards, hand still in his, breath still caught in your throat as he made no effort to put some space between you.

"Jaskier said it was clean back here," you sighed, the guilty party sitting on a chair behind you, not at all bothered by the ordeal you just faced as he looked from you and Geralt's entwined hands to your face with a tooth-rotting smirk and like a bolt of lightning striking through your senses you realized what was going on in that stupid rockstar head of his.

"Jaskier, is an idiot," he grunted and you breathed a laugh, nodding in agreement as you looked down at your other hand, drops of blood tracing your knuckles. Geralt had handed the bag to Lambert in the process, the only thing more important to him than scoring a girl to take to his hotel after the show was food, a bag full of it as he disappeared into the dressing room. "The beasts wounded you," the blonde at your side noted, not even hesitating before taking that hand in his as well, thumb brushing just under the small scrapes as you shrugged.

"Well, I had no witchers to protect me," you quipped in a soft tone, shy, not because he was this big famous rockstar everyone loved, but because he was this big brooding softie that made your knees weak without even trying.

"I see," he was grunting again, a new record, you noted in your head, but it was softer, lighter, more of a caring sound than what he usually used it for. "I think I'll have to keep you at my side for the rest of the night," he offered and you were burning, inside out as the heat rushed to your cheeks because the offer wasn't at all as innocent as he made it out to be, eyes darkened under the hanging lightbulb as he looked at you. "For your safety," he explained and added a shrug, faux sincerity and you rolled your eyes, really just needing to break eye contact.

"Very noble of you."

"Oh, I am all for nobility," and he was leading you away, already going straight for the first aid kit to dress your wounds, making sure you were in fact as close to his side as possible, absolutely devouring the way you melted into him so delicately, so perfectly and he was already thinking of ways to keep you at his side long after tonight.

#geralt of rivia #rockstar!geralt of rivia #rockstar!witchers #geralt of rivia x reader #geralt of rivia x you #geralt of rivia x yn #geralt of rivia fluff #geralt of rivia blurb #geralt of rivia drabble #geralt of rivia one shot #geralt of rivia fanfiction #monique's writing events #right where queue left me

[blushstories]

Would you be interested in writing a Jaskier x Reader where the reader is in the middle of a nightmare? Her yells wake Jaskier up and he tries to wake her and finally he comforts her because she's a bit of a blubbering mess while she comes down off of her nightmare scare. Thank you!

yes amazing thank u anon dearest im here for this !!

At first, Jaskier thinks he's having a nightmare. A haunting, shadowy sort of nightmare that's burrowed into his mind and is overriding all his senses: you're screaming, in pain, and there's nothing he can do. His muscles are wound up so tightly they might snap, and they grow louder and louder, into a full crescendo...

And then he wakes, bleary-eyed and slightly confused, the fire outside almost blown to its embers. His jaw aches.

It's not the dim lighting that reveals anything, though. It's that your screams haven't disappeared, despite his certain consciousness: it's like a Kikimora has clawed at his heart, long, sharp claws tearing him to shreds.

He instantly turns to you, catches the beads of sweat glistening on your temple, the crumpled blankets in your fists that he almost feels sympathy for. Every now and then, your whimpers morph into a more desperate cry, a call for help, that Jaskier believes was much louder when he was asleep.

His blanket scrunches into a log by his feet as he scrambles across to you, hands hovering over your shoulders because he's heard that you shouldn't wake up someone having a nightmare. Or is that sleepwalking?

Another cry slices into his heart and he's had enough. He puts a hand to the side of your neck, and one on your shoulder, squeezing lightly and whispering your name. Over and over, like a spell that will pull you back to him and away from whatever hell is flashing behind your eyelids.

His hand on your neck migrates to your cheek, thumb pushing into the flesh and gently massaging: the face is more sensitive, you must be more likely to wake.

Your eyebrows knit together, unhappy wrinkles settling into your forehead as the frightened whimpers return. Jaskier doesn't know what to do, afloat in an ocean subject to a storm, and is about to find Geralt for a potion when--

A strangled gasp interrupts the previous rhythm of sounds, and your wide eyes meets Jaskier's, your hand flying to grip his wrist. Jaskier wants to utter something like a hallelujah, but the thought escapes him when your breaths sound full of pebbles, and fat, hot tears emerge from the corner of your eyes and fall past your temples.

There's hardly a hint of recognition behind your eyes, but with a hand cupping the back of your head and one on your shoulder, he hauls you upright and sits you against something hard. Your shoulders shake and you cover your face with your hands.

Your nightmare rewinds in the heat behind your eyes, seared into your mind's eye. The darkness provides no comfort, your hideout in your hands holding a toffee-like heat, dripping through your fingers and trapping any oxygen from coming through.

Through the sticky heat of your hands comes a voice, a familiar voice that melts away some panic, enough for the light to seep into the gap. You hear your name, and drag your hands from covering your entire face to just your mouth.

You're met with Jaskier's loving eyes, his eyebrows threatening to cross. His hand is on your knee, thumb swiping along your patella, as he looks for an opening.

"Oh, darling," he whispers. "It's gone now, see?" He gestures around the both of you. Sure enough, nothing from your nightmare is anywhere in sight. Just you and Jaskier. And somewhere else, Geralt, probably.

"It's just us here. You and me. Oh, please don't cry," he shuffles next to you, pulling you into his chest. You grip the soft fabric of his shirt tightly, as if he's going to slip away the moment you let him go, and you'll be dragged into the depths of your tortured mind once again.

"I'll fight it. Whatever it was, I'll get rid of it," he says in a low voice. "Better yet, I'll set my guard dog on the monster. Geralt's had a lot of practice." Your soft sobs are interrupted by a hiccup of a giggle, and Jaskier begins to relax.

"There she is," Jaskier's glad when you've let it all out, two hands on your face to really look at you. You offer a small, tired smile, and he leans in to kiss the tip of your nose. When he releases you, you sit as close to him as possible, arms overlapping.

"Bad dreams can be a real ball ache," he says lightly. You hum in agreement, still shaken.

"Thanks for waking me," you say leaning on his shoulder. He grabs your hand and squeezes tightly.

"Always. Will you be okay to sleep soon?" He asks. "Soon," you nod. "Not yet, I think," you inhale deeply. "Can I stay with you? It's fine if not, I just--" "Of course you can," Jaskier interrupts, kissing the back of your hand firmly and lingering. His breath skips across your skin, and you feel grounded.

The night isn't as long with him next to you.

#jaskier #x reader #jaskier x reader #the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #jaskier x you #jaskier x y/n #jaskier fanfiction #jaskier the witcher #jaskier oneshot #jaskier imagine #jaskier blurb #the witcher reader insert #jaskier reader insert

[honeywitchers]

Witchers and Crafts Don’t Mix

A/N:  This is from another one of my blogs that I decided to seperate my Witcher content from.  I plan on deleting the original from that blog so if you have seen this before under a different name I promise I didn’t steal the story!

Pairing:  Lambert x Fem!Reader feat. Eskel & Geralt

Content and Warnings: Strong Language per usual, banter, established relationship, use of Y/N and she/her.

Word Count:  684 just a lil’ guy

Summary:  Y/N and the boys take a moment to rest and somehow end up trying out wood carving.  It turns out that she and her significant other, Lambert, are the harshest critics.

It wasn’t often that Y/N and the group of witchers, who she lovingly referred to as ‘her boys’, got a little down time.  Because of this, sometimes they found themselves doing the most unusual, uncharacteristic activities when the opportunity presented itself.  Why not indulge in things other than monster slaying?  I mean, why shouldn’t a group of burley, manly, intimidating witchers be allowed to sit upon scattered tree stumps in the middle of a field of long grass and wildflowers while whittling miniature animals out of wood?

“How do you like my creation, darling?”  Y/N smiled widely, turning to her romantic companion, Lambert, who was sitting on a tree stump to her left.

“It’s….”  Lambert paused for a moment to glare at Eskel, sitting across from him, who was not so sneakily trying to hide a snicker.  “Esk, what do you think?”  

Eskel’s face straightened up immediately when he noticed Y/N staring at him intently, waiting for an answer.  

“Oh!  It’s, um, it’s a lovely looking…uh…”  Eskel’s eyes narrowed at the object  that vaguely resembled an animal in her outstretched hand.  “It’s a lovely looking goat, Y/N.”  A grin slowly appeared on his face as Lambert rolled his eyes.

“Thank you, Eskel!”  She said, her face gleamed with delight.

The three friends turned their attention to Geralt, who was seated quietly on the ground against the only tree left in the field.  His position was nearby, but far enough for the group to not hear what words he was mumbling to himself.  As if he felt the sets of eyes focused on him, he lifted his head from his carving-in-progress.  

“What?”  Geralt grunted.

“What in fresh hell is that, wolf?”  Lambert blurted, earning a smack to his shoulder from his love.  “What?!?”

“Oh, don’t look offended, Lamb, you were being rude!”  She scolded him.

“Yeah, Lamb.”  Eskel repeated, emphasizing the nickname she gave him.  

Y/N huffed and rolled her eyes, gently placing her finished wooden goat carving on the soft ground next to the stump she had been seated on.  Placing her small dagger along with it, she then stood up and began to walk slowly over to Geralt.

“So….”  She kneeled down in front of him.  “What is it that you’re making, Geralt?”  Her eyes narrowed, yet her smile never faltered.

“It’s….it’s supposed to be a donkey.”  Geralt’s eyes didn’t meet Y/N’s as he set his whittling knife back into his leather pouch.

Y/N’s eyes widened at the misshapen object in his hands.  It looked like it somehow had two heads, a rabbit’s tail, and seemed to be missing a leg.  

“HA!”  Lambert erupted with laughter.  “Are you serious?”  He stood up and walked over to join Y/N and his fellow witcher.  “Geralt, tell me, since when do donkeys have two heads and three legs?”

“Hm.”  Geralt grunted, tossing the donkey-like creature aside.  “Better than her deformed goat.”  He pointed at Lambert’s mate, unaffected by the frown on her face.  

“Geralt!”  She crossed her arms across her chest after she stood back up.  “You know what?  Yeah, Lamb, that looks nothing like a donkey.”  Y/N smirked.

Geralt furrowed his eyebrows and looked back and forth between her and Lambert, but said nothing.

“It kinda looks like roadkill.”  She continued.

“HA!  That’s my girl!”  Lambert’s arm found its place around her shoulder.

“It’s got a face only a mother could love.  Like it got pulled off a ship and mauled by an aeschna.”  Y/N giggled as she went on.  “Actually, is that a tail, or its intestines coming out of its ass?”

“She’s got a point, you know.  Should listen to the lady.  She knows her monster mauls…..and asses.”

“There is something deeply wrong with both of you.”  Eskel chimed in, not daring to move from his seat, still whittling away at a clump of wood.

“What can I say, Eskel, I prefer my women disturbed.”  Lambert smirked before placing a quick peck on Y/N’s lips.

“Yeah.”  She looked at Lambert dreamily, hugging into his waist.  “A match made in hell.”

#the witcher #lambert x reader #lambert x y/n #witcher imagine #lambert imagine #witcher eskel #geralt of rivia #witcher x y/n #witcher fic #lambert fic #eskel #blurb

[mystra-midnight]

Open for Business

i’m having trouble finding the muse to finish off my wips. i think i just need a good distraction, so i’m opening my inbox and welcome everyone to send me blurb and drabble requests!

below is the how to guide if you're interested. 💜

The Fandoms & The Characters

☪ indicates high interest and muse

☪ Stranger Things - eddie munson. steve harrington.

☪ The Witcher - geralt of rivia.

Supernatural - dean winchester. sam winchester. john winchester.

The 100 - bellamy blake. john murphy. lincoln. roan. finn collins. jasper jordan

Sons of Anarchy - jax teller. opie winston. tig trager. chibs telford. half-sack epps. juice ortiz. happy lowman.

The Limitations

- genres. smut, fluff, and angst are my holy trinity and typically feature in what i write is some form. if you want something specific, make sure you specify in your asks. the same goes for if you want specific kinks, character portrayals or reader portrayals. the more details in the ask, the better i can do for write for you.

- kinks. this is a shame free blog and all kinks are welcome though there are something that i wouldn't be able to adequately portray. i encourage everyone to send in an ask and i can go from there. unless it is something extremely uncomfortable for me, i won't usually say no.

- patience. i'm a working woman and will get to everything that is sent in, in good time. that might be within the day or within the week. be patience with me and i promise to write something for you.

- 18+. this should go without saying as this blog is strictly for adults and not minors, but do not send in asks or messages if you are not eighteen or over. should it be revealed that you are not, your ask and anything written for it will be deleted.

#inbox is officially open #drabble requests #blurb requests #supernatural #sons of anarchy #stranger things #the witcher #the 100 #dean winchester #sam winchester #john winchester #geralt of rivia #bellamy blake #john murphy #finn collins #roan #lincoln #jax teller #opie winston #chibs telford #tig trager #happy lowman #half-sack epps #juice ortiz #eddie munson #steve harrington

[thewritersaddictions]

Drabble Master List:

This is just a list of things that are no longer than 1500 word. Fics that I write while out of town or just short stories that pop into my mind.

(r) just means that they were requests.

This will also be any requests that are not apart of my list of Fics I already write for.

Drabbles Master List p2

Dimitrescu Sisters : Tea Vampires (11/28/22)

Klaus Mikealson : Dating Him (11/29/22) r

Yandere Klaus Mikaelson: Don’t Leave (12/04/22) r

Alcina Dimitrescu: Opera House (12/02/22)

Klaus Mikealson: Court Me? (12/03/22) t

Arron Hotcher: Caught (12/06/22)

Karl Heisenberg: Daddy will listen (12/07/22)

Klaus Mikelason: Red Heart (12/10/22) r

Jim Hopper: Balance (12/11/22) r

Negan Smith: Tell Me (12/12/22)

Vernon & Ciri: Best Part (12/20/22) r

Klaus Mikealson: Only You (12/22/22) r

The Adults: Love Language (01/03/23)

Resident Evil 8: Love Language (01/06/23)

Steve Harrington: Stripped (01/16/23)

Damon Salvatore : Sleepy, Baby (01/26/23)

Jim Hopper: Punishment (02/02/23)

Salvatore Moreau: Romcom (02/06/23) r

Joel Miller: Temporary (02/14/23)

Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove: AfterCare (02/18/23)

Joel Miller: Dad Jokes (02/22/23)

Steve Harrington: Husband (02/23/23)

Albert Wesker: Pity Her (02/28/23) r

Klaus Mikleason: Laid Up (03/06/23) r

Klaus Mikealson: Jealous? (03/08/23) r

Klaus Mikealson: Mate (03/10/23) r

Salvatore Moreau: Clingy (03/15/23) r

Klaus Mikealson: Lover Boy (03/22/23) r

Vernon & Ciri: For Us (03/24/23) r

Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley: Fired (03/26/23)

#blurbs #klaus mikealson x reader #fem reader #female reader #fluff #strangers things #stranger things x you #requests are open #the witcher netflix #the witcher x y/n #eddie munson #the witcher x reader

[angelltheninth]

NSFW Masterlist Part 4

DC COMICS

Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader - Roger That, Over

Jason Todd x Fem!Reader - Sweet Smoke

Being Friends with Benefits with Bruce, Nightwing, Red Hood and Oliver Queen

MCU

Dom!Druig Makes You Beg

Peter Parker x Fem!Reader - Wall Crawling Lover Boy

Namor x Fem!Reader - On the Waves of Pleasure

Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader - Warm on the Inside

Edging the Moon Boys

Moon Boys + Breeding and Creampies

CALL OF DUTY

Domestic Smut Headcanons with Ghost

Ghost Can't Keep Quiet

Sub!Ghost with a Mommy Kink

Ghost's Mask Stays on During Sex

Ghost Stamina Headcanons

Ghost Using Sex Toys

Ghost Marking You

Ghost + Condoms

Ghost with a Breeding Kink

One Night Stand with Ghost

König with a Breeding Kink

General NSFW Headcanons with John

Bondage with John

Task Force 141 and Alejandro being Overstimulated

Size Kink with König

Ghost and König + Primal Kink

First Time with Task Force 141 and Alejandro

KIMETSU NO YAIBA

Wedding Night with Tengen Uzui

Kidnapped by Akaza

Fun Under the Table with Tengen Uzui

Breeding Kink Blurb with Tengen Uzui

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS

Cockwaming Dazai

Overstimulation with Fyodor

Fyodor Punishes You

Worshiping Fyodor

Pain Play with Nikolai

CRITICAL ROLE

Grog Strongjaw x Fem!Reader - Rough Around the Edges

NSFW Letters D, E, I, K, R with Percy de Rolo

First Time with Percy, Scanlan and Grog

Scanlan x Fem!Reader - Sing Me Your Song of Pleasure

Percy de Rolo with a Baby Fever

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Put on Display

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Conquest in the Sheets

THE WITCHER

Geralt x Fem!Reader - Bad Influence

First Time Having Someone as Big as Geralt

BLUE LOCK

Bachira Using Your Panties to Masturbate

Friends with Benefits with Sae Itoshi

Chigiri Rails You Over the Table

Breaking up and Getting Back Together with Sae Itoshi

Bachira Going Feral on You

NSFW Letters B, F, J, K for Sae Itoshi

Praise + Cockwarming with Mikage Reo

Chigiri Blingfolding You

Reo and Nagi + Facesitting Headcanons

Rin Itoshi Wants You to be Loud

Threesome Blurb with Sae and Rin

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Sukuna x Fem!Reader - In the Eyes of God

Yuuji Itadori x Fem!Reader x Sukuna - The Mirror Effect

JJK Men when You Have Big Boobs

AVATAR

Miles Quaritch x Fem!Reader - Alien Needs

Jake, Quaritch, Tsu'tey, Tonowari + Mating Season

Tonowari x Fem!Reader - How It Should Be

Aonung x Fem!Reader - Under the Surface

TWISTED WONDERLAND

Leona Kingscholar x Fem!Reader - Hate You Fuck You

Malleus Draconia x Fem!Reader - Green Colored Lust

Leona Chases You Down

Malleus Draconia x Fem!Reader - Wedding Night Frenzy

GENSHIN IMPACT

Al-Haitham, Childe and Ayato when You Fake an Orgasm

Genshin Men when You Call Someone Else's Name During Sex

Dainsleif and Kaveh with Sex Pollen

Pantalone x Fem!Reader - Just Say Yes

Genshin Men with an S/O who Loves Their Big Chest

Ayato, Childe, Al-Haitham and Zhongli when Their S/O Cries After an Orgasm

Genshin Men with an S/O who likes to Hold Hands During Sex

Dottore x Fem!Reader - His Greatest Achievement

Closet Sex with Bodyguard!Capitano

Pregnancy sex with Childe, Al-Haitham and Zhongli

Genshin Men when You Laugh in the Middle of Having Sex

Scaramouche x Fem!Reader - Sit Down and Shut Up

Fatui Harbiger Men + Size Differance

Being Cumdrunk and Cockdrunk with Genshin Men

Threesomes with Genshin Men

Make-up Sex with Diluc, Xiao, Scaramouche and Al-Haitham

Diluc x Fem!Reader - Darknight's Undoing

Shower Sex with Childe, Dottore, Pantalone and Al-Haitham

ARCANE

Sneaking Around with Vander

Finn x Fem!Reader - Within These Halls

Vander with a Breeding Kink

First Time with Cassandra, Grayson and Ambessa

Vi x Fem!Reader - Brawler Who Got the Cream

STRANGER THINGS

Billy, Eddie, Steve Fingering Headcanons

Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader - Like Fire in My Skin

Steve Watches You Masturbate

Missionary Sex with Billy

Eddie, Steve and Billy + Being Loud or Quiet

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

Dabi x Fem!Reader - Dirty Dancing Through Life

BNHA Men Fingering You

Izuku "Deku" Midorya x Fem!Reader - Disciplinary Action

STAR WARS

Din Djarin Blindfolds You

Darth Maul Catches You Masturbating

Din Djarin with a Baby Fever

#cod x reader #kny x reader #critrole x reader #genshin impact x reader #arcane x reader #the witcher x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #hotd x reader #blue lock x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #stranger things x reader #jjk x reader

[bamf-jaskier]

Cavill is not a martyr

I have been seeing so many posts and comments along the lines of “Henry Cavill left the Witcher because they were inaccurate to the books and he had enough of all the changes”

And this thought process, especially if you mention the recent DeMayo writer’s interview, is just a flawed thought process.

Just a quick blurb on DeMayo, as I said here his comments are probably a cry for attention from a fanbase he knows how to rile up and I would take what he says with a grain of truth salt. And Cavill has already filmed season 3 and I can assure you that a random writer he probably has already met making these comments didn’t send Cavill over the edge and have him march into the office an rage quit. Recasting and deciding on a new actor and getting out of contract is a lengthy process that has likely been going on for months. If anything it’s more likely DeMayo knew about Cavill leaving and then made his comments than the other way around.

So Henry Cavill announced he was leaving the Witcher just a few days after announcing he was returning to Superman.

In fact, he was quoted as saying this about his recent cameo as Superman in the new Black Adam movie:

"It was a very powerful moment for me. I wasn't sure how I would feel… whether it would be something very emotionally connective because I put the Man of Steel suit back on," Cavill said. "I chose that one in particular because of the nostalgia attached to the suit. It was important for me to be standing there and enjoying that moment. That is one of the top moments in my career. It feels great to have the opportunity to wear it again."

"The character means so much to me. It's been five years now. I never gave up hope," Cavill said of the half-decade he spent waiting for news about playing Superman again. "It's amazing to be here now talking about it again. There is such a bright future ahead for the character. I'm so excited to tell a story with an enormously joyful Superman."

And that 5 year mark is important. Because it is no coincidence that on September in 2018 it was reported that Cavill will no longer be playing Superman in the DCEU just days after it was announced he would be taking on the role of Geralt in The Witcher.

In fact, it was stated:

the Witcher commitment came after the Warners impasse, suggesting a change in the studio’s strategy.

Meaning he signed onto the Witcher because he stopped being Superman. So what we are seeing right now with Cavill announcing he is returning as Superman and then announcing he is leaving The Witcher is an exact reverse of the situation in 2018.

Cavill loves playing Superman and not only is it a project he is passionate about, but he also nets in a massive paycheck.

Even back in 2018 when Cavill left the role of Superman there was talk that he left because of contract disputes:

Cavill's original contract was for four movies, so a contract extension would naturally need to be arranged before Warner Bros. could move ahead with another standalone Superman movie. According to Revenge of the Fans, Cavill's team wanted to leverage a better deal out of the contract extension - including more movies, more money, and possibly even a producer role. From Warner Bros.' perspective, however, there isn't exactly a burning need to get another Superman movie made.

Then in August of 2022 reports began to come out from comi-con that Henry Cavill was looking to return to the role of Superman but wanted more money for the role.

And considering Cavill was paid a truly insane amount for 2013′s Man of Steel -- an estimated $14 million and a $20 million for 2017′s Justice League I have to wonder what wildly high amount he will be paid to return as Superman now in 2022 when he is a bigger star than ever before.

And his Witcher paycheck does not compare to that Superman money -- with him making 500k an episode in season 1 and $1 million an episode in season 2. Even if he was just making as much money as Justice League, and he is likely making much more to return, that is still well over double the amount of money to play Superman vs playing Geralt.

And at the end of the day, The Witcher is a show with very specific scheduling requirements and set locations. Blood Origin and Season 2 lost actors because of the scheduling conflicts. And that is not at all unusual for the industry.

And for set locations The Witcher is mostly filmed in Mafan Film Studio in Hungary as well as various locations around the country as well as Arborfield Film Studios in the UK and other locations there such as North Yorkshire & The Lake District. And with fewer COVID restrictions the production team is likely to want to go around Europe again for S4 and S5.

Meanwhile it’s hard to know where the new DCEU movies will be filmed but Man of Steel was filmed around Vancouver, British Columbia and Illinois in the US. Justice League was filmed around Scotland and London. Black Adam was filmed in Atlanta Georgia in the US. 

All this to say filming DCEU movies and The Witcher are two very time intensive processes that require film locations that could be on opposite sides of the world. And in addition Cavill is starring in the new Highlander Reboot and in the Enola Holmes movies. Being a TV actor takes a lot of time for not as much money and acclaim. Cavill is seemingly going back to just being a film actor instead of a tv actor which considering his busy schedule makes a lot of sense.

So it’s pretty clear why he would leave The Witcher to return to Superman and his other films roles:

1) Far higher paycheck to play Superman

2) He loves both the characters but Superman is very meaningful for his career and he has stated he has always wanted to return to the role

3) Scheduling conflicts and very different filming locations and the prestige of film vs tv

Trying to spread the narrative of “Cavill is a martyr in the battle against the inaccuracies of the tv show” is based on nothing but your own confirmation bias. And it honestly says a lot about the type of person you are that you jump to find a symbol to represent the victimization of your hatred of the show.

You can dislike the show but the tinhatting and conspiracy theories I have seen flying around are quite frankly embarrassing and this is a needed reality check.

At the end of the day Henry Cavill is a high-level movie star who makes choices based on his career and what he wants to do. Your parasocial relationship with the man is entirely in your own head and I recommend trying to get out. 

#and there's my thoughts on all the people commenting under my other post #the witcher #henry cavill #twn #liam hemsworth #discourse #superman #dceu #long post #myposts

[v1olentdelights]

Fic Recommendations

a/n: another update... probably my last one for a while, college starts in like 3 days so yeah :) give some love to the authors and I completely understand reading a fic without reading tags (I do it all the time) but please please pleeeeeease read the trigger warnings. Also idk if you like... tag authors in these anymore, bit I am going to.

Lockwood & Co

Hear the Crackle of the Radio, I Know I'm Home - Lockwood x reader - @writtenontheport

drives me crazy series - Lockwood - @tangledinlove

heart eyes - Lockwood - @tangledinlove

I Need You - Lockwood - @genieofthebooks

Walk Me Home? - George Karim - @writtenontheport (every part)

ACOTAR

My Fearless Mate - Azriel - @k-daydreams

Spiders - Azriel - @danikamariewrites

Stitch up - Azriel - @florence-end

blushing - Lucien - @honeybeefae

Unexpected - Lucien - @profound-imagination

A voyage come to rest - Azriel - @unknownbyme

Shattered under your skin - Azriel - @jemandderkeinenusernamenfindet

No More - Azriel/Tarquin - @redheadspark

Outer Banks

intimidated - JJ - @goldenroutledge

The Witcher

Home - Geralt - @lightning-hawke

The Summer I Turned Pretty

Dating Cam Cameron - @kaicubus (cam needs more love!)

taylor swift? - cam cameron - @suckerforprettyboys

Criminal Minds I know I have a spencer reid problem

Stardust - Spencer Reid - @imagining-in-the-margins (Im so sorry in advance)

New Traditions - Spencer Reid - @railingsofsorrow

the nice guy - Spencer Reid - @ebullientheart

afternoon nap - Spencer Reid - @in-another-april

tenesse whiskey - Spencer Reid - @evansflowers

im sorry - Spencer Reid - @gizmo-writes

meeting the team - Spencer Reid - @tinyluvs

meeting Diana - Spencer Reid - @tinyluvs

dad reid - Spencer Reid - @radiant-reid

JJ x Daughter!reader - jj - @tacotruckxveniceb1tch

Father Figure - Spencer Reid - @imagining-in-the-margins

Viral Video - Spencer Reid - @imagining-in-the-margins

Anticipation - Spencer Reid - @imagining-in-the-margins

I won't let go - Aaron Hotchner - @0and0its0doctor0

running to safety - Spencer Reid - @gizmo-writes

You're Losing Me (pt 2) - Aaron Hotchner - @14buddy22

glasses Reid!! -Spencer Reid @luveline

Hair cut - bau/derek - @luveline

fainting - Spencer Reid - @luveline

Harry Potter

seven minutes in heaven - slytherin gang - @azrielscrown

Neville Longbottom blurb - @sarahisslytherin

IF I CANT HAVE YOU BABY - Mattheo Riddle - @earthgirl616

Theo Nott - @veryberryjelly

baby, won't you be my girl? - Theo Nott - @azrielscrown

Pretty Crier - Mattheo Riddle - @ancientparsnips

Theo blurb - theo nott - @suugarbabe

butting heads - Lorenzo Berkshire - @s1ater

Theo Nott HC - @evergone

LOVEBITES AND POTIONS - Theo Nott - @caramelcal

romance by the season - Theo Nott - @anakinellie

#grace recommends #fic recs #harry potter fanfic #mattheo riddle #lockwood and co #theo nott x reader #anthony lockwood x reader #george karim x you #acotar x reader #azriel x reader #lucien vanserra x reader #outerbanks #jj maybank x reader #geralt of rivia x reader #tsitp x reader #cam cameron x reader #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x reader #aaron hotchner x reader #jj x daughter!reader #jennifer jareau x daughter!reader #bau x reader #x reader

[quillscales]

Lambert wouldn't admit to being afraid. Never. It wasn't just pride either, he's seen what happens to whelps who cry at night. If the other whelps don't nip it, then the teachers would. A Witcher can't be afraid of the dark or what's lurking in it, and they make sure to beat that fear out of them. Or at least everyone learns to hide it better.

Voltehre still got scared. Lambert wouldn't admit that he did, too. As long as everyone was asleep and they were in their own beds by dawn, then there wasn't an issue with Voltehre climbing into his bed whenever there was a crack of thunder or a howl in the distance.

Eventually, they would have to stop clinging to each other; the path was meant to be walked alone, or at least that's what they were told. Yet, with Voltehre wrapped in his arms, his heartbeat so close, Lambert wondered if maybe they could break that rule, too.

#I apologize for nothing #somewhat back into the witcher #kinda #not the netflix version #lol #I just really love Lambert #the witcher #witcher fanfiction #geralt of rivia #geralt #lambert #witcher lambert #fanfiction #fanfic #wip #blurb #excerpt #tw child abuse #I think that warning works here? #It's hinted at #at least

[velvetcloxds]

if you're too shy- send me a character and a scenario and I'll write a little baby blurb for it

Geralt of Rivia falling in love with a beautiful chubby cottagecore healer, after she helps him, when he is wounded, please? Thank you!

SOFT HANDS | GERALT OF RIVIA

word count: 0.6k

warnings: plus sized reader, not specified per se but definitely implied

You woke up startled by a crash in your kitchen, looking around your room in tired confusion, trying to figure out the time by looking out through the rags you had weaved into makeshift curtains, it was not morning just yet, far from it, but the timing of the intrusion usually only meant one thing- your witcher was there. You stumbled from your bed, pulling one of your blankets with you, covering your nightgown as it did not aid you much in concealing your curves, thin it its design- Geralt never minded though.

"Geralt," you breathed, you were barely awake, stumbling slightly as you found your footing, already smelling him and you were glad that he had managed to bathe before breaking into your home, very considerate of him.

"Good evening, las," he was talking with his mouth full, busying himself among your wooden cabinets, it piqued your interest, making you speed up until you were next to him, his hands hard at work making some sort of stew. "Are you hungry?"

"Let me see first," you were very convincing, voice just soft enough to make him pause to give you a quick glance at his face, new scars, still bleeding as they stretched over the side of his forehead. "Are there more?" he nodded, grunting when you swatted his hands away from the knife and began pulling him to your washroom, the action only possible because of his willingness to follow you. You noted the burning candles he had arranged around the house, knowing you would need the light, always uneasy when he arrived in the dark.

He could not help the sort of amused tilt to his lips as you forced him onto a chair, struggling to remove his armor but he made no attempt to help you, enjoying the little huff and pout the struggle earned from you. When you finally managed to take it off, you threw it to the floor, giving him an unamused glare, not at all fooled by his faux innocent shrug.

You sat down in front of him, folding your legs and shifting the blanket over them, another huff was given as you dragged the bucket of water closer, taking one of the clean cloths from where you had folded them in a pile. Your cheeks burned as you scanned his torso, it was not right, was not fair for that matter that he had that effect on you- none of your other patients had, in fact, you prided yourself on being professional but only Geralt could make you flustered while cleaning his wounds.

"These are fresh," you noted, eyes averted from his as you dragged the wet cloth over his stomach, frowning lightly when he did not flinch. "You know, there are plenty of healers on the road, most if not all of them more suited to treat wounds such as yours," you were done with his chest, drying it with another cloth and wrapping it with strips of cloth that had been soaked in your homemade healing remedy.

"Hmm," a grunt, a familiar sound, a comfortable one. "I prefer coming to you," he stated and shifted lower, leaning his elbows onto his knees so you could easily access his face, a new surge of heat finding your skin at the eyes that soared over your features. "Your hands are the softest," he explained and you nearly pulled away from him, hands just barely keeping still as you wiped lightly at the scar on his face, the other hand gripping his chin to keep him still. "I also do not mind the view," he was being sly, daring, and extremely cruel as he breathed a light chuckle, not missing a single beat of your sporadic heart. "Nor the company," you paused, eyes falling to his without any control and you were stuck, entranced, unable to move or look away, only managing to break the daze when he cleared his throat.

"I assume it would be a waste of breath to ask you to be more careful?" you attempted a change in subject, following the same process as you did for his stomach as you finished up your work.

"Completely," he agreed and you wiped your hands, shaking your head in familiar disapproval as he simply enjoyed the very view he had traveled many miles for. "For what reason would I have for coming to see you if I were?"

"I should go and make myself decent," you dismissed the question, not surprised when he took your hand to help you stand, rough hands uncharacteristically gentle as his thumb brushed your wrist in his hold. "Do you have a place to rest for the night?" he shook his head, he dare not attempt to lie to you with words, tell you that Jaskier had booked the pair of them a room not far from your cottage, because truth be told he rather enjoyed you fussing over him, taking care of him, and he knew you did as well- so, who was he to take that chance from you?

"I was rather hoping you could spare me a room."

"Of course, I will prepare it while you clean my kitchen," he smiled, a true smile, one you had not had the chance to see before but you were grateful you could, it was lovely, dreamlike. He nodded in silent appreciation and agreement, looking down to where he still held onto your hand. "They truly are the softest that I had ever held," he told you and you were the one to smile, a shy smile, warm with affection as you tried to consider how you would survive a whole day with this man in your house when he was insistent on stealing your heart and your sanity.

#geralt of rivia #geralt of rivia x reader #geralt of rivia x you #geralt of rivia x yn #geralt of rivia x y/n #geralt of rivia fluff #geralt of rivia blurb #geralt of rivia drabble #geralt of rivia oneshot #geralt of rivia fanfiction #geralt of rivia fic #geralt of rivia fanfic #monique's writing events #right where queue left me

[dirtyvulture]

Beefy Fics/Blurbs

18+ only. Read at your own risk.

A separate masterlist for all my beef-related requests.

Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader

Beefy!Nat

Beefy!Nat’s obsession with Reader’s boobs Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Beefy!Nat’s hands Beefy!Nat being eaten out by Reader Beefy!Nat and Reader at the beach Beefy!Nat sparring with Reader Beefy!Nat NSFW alphabet Beefy!Nat being tall

Alpha!Beefy!Nat and Omega!Reader

GP!Beefy!Nat

GP!Beefy!Nat in Norway GP!Beefy!Nat titty fucking Reader GP!Beefy!Nat in the kitchen GP!Beefy!Nat gym sex GP!Beefy!Nat being too rough GP!Beefy!Nat and Pregnant!Reader GP!Beefy!Nat blowjob GP!Beefy!Nat handjob Beefy!Nat and Bottom!Reader

Beefy!Reader

Beefy!Reader and Nat’s first time Beefy!Reader and Nat morning sex Beefy!Reader size kink Beefy!Reader making Nat squirt Beefy!Reader being eaten out by Nat Beefy!Reader obsessed with Nat’s boobs Beefy!Reader and Nat after being apart Beefy!Sub!Reader and GP!Dom!Nat, Part 2 Beefy!Firefighter!Reader and Nat, Part 2 Beefy!Model!Reader and Nat Beefy!Reader and Nat moving houses Beefy!Reader being spotted by Nat Beefy!Reader and Nat after No Nut November Beefy!CEO!Reader and MILF!Nat, Part 2

Beefy!Reader and Possessive!Nat a.k.a. Peeping Kate Bishop Universe Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 9.5 Part 10

Wanda’s turn Part 2 Part 3

Maria’s turn

I Will Always Love You Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

AU with Beefy!Nat x R

GP!Beefy!Reader

GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat get distracted on a mission GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat soft breeding GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat car sex GP!Beefy!Reader and Pregnant!Nat GP!Beefy!Mechanic!Reader and Nat motorcycle sex GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat’s first date GP!Beefy!Reader being ridden by Nat GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat, rough to soft sex GP!Beefy!Reader and Nat, birthday sex, Part 2 Beefy!Sub!Reader* and Nat, teasing

“Super J” feat. GP!Beefy!Superpowered!Reader and Nat Part 2

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Natasha Romanoff x Male!Reader

Nat x Witcher!Reader

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“The Beef Off” feat. Beefy!Nat x Beefy!Reader Part 2 with GP!Beefy!Reader

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Nat x Beefy!Sergeant Reader* series a.k.a. Sergeant Beef AU

Part 1 Part 2 - “The Inspection” “Aftermath” “Deployment” (AU) Part 3 - “Operation: Avalanche” “Deployment” AU - Happy ending NSFW alphabet Part 4 - “Ceremony”

Artwork of Sergeant Romanoff by @amanda13parker

Short blurbs and asks in the “Sergeant Beef universe” can be found under the tag #sergeant beef au. 

*Reader has a penis, no pronouns

#natasha romanoff #black widow #beefy!nat #dirtyvulture fics #request #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x female reader #Headcanon

[mayasaurusss]

Masterlist

I will be mainly writing for Yellowjackets!

What I'll write: Fluff, angst, horror writing (in details), morally grey characters, possibly smut in the future. What I wont write: anything releated to fetishes.

Request rules: if you want to request anything, it would be helpful to be really specific so i dont mess it up ;). Writing time may take a while.

Yellowjackets:

Lottie Matthews:

Curses (series)

Cheerleader Lottie x fem basketball player reader

Modern soccer jock Lottie x fem reader

Van Palmer Just like in the movies: Spider-Van x fem reader

Natalie Scatorrcio

Blood hive: Vampire Natalie x fem reader

Shauna Shipman

Having a situationship with Shauna in the wilderness

Transmasc! Shaun blurbs

Jackie Taylor

Misty Quigley

Laura Lee

Taissa Turner

In the works...

Curses: chapter two

Witcher Natalie one-shot

Witch school Lottie one-shot

Spider-Van!

Transmasc Shaun oneshot

Werewolf Lottie headcanons

Transfem Jackie in the wilderness

Dark Witch Lottie oneshot

#yellowjackets #lottie matthews x reader #natalie scatorccio x reader #shauna shipman x reader #van palmer x reader #jackie taylor #misty quigley #taissa turner #yellowjackets x reader #yellowjackets headcanons