#venom comedy

[reaperlight]

Carnage: Dad... easy. I mean you no harm. I just need some advice.

Eddie: ...With what?

Carnage: How did you know you were in love with Venom? Like, when did you guys figure that out?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: ...I'm in love with Venom?

#venom let there be carnage #venom #eddie brock #carnage #cletus kasady #symbrock #kasbiote #shriekingcarnage #the unholy trinity #incorrect quotes #incorrect venom quotes #symbrock divorce arc #comedy #clueless idiots #source: tumblr

[kitausuret]

Source material: children and babies are not inherently afraid of the Venom Symbiote 99% of the time and in fact have been shown to be quite fond of it

(Amazing Spider-Man #362, Venom: Funeral Pyre #1, Venom: Space Knight #1 & #10)

Every adaptation:

#venom #flash thompson #eddie brock #listen... the third Sony film can fix this problem #i believe in them #the baby playing with the Venom tendrils 20 seconds after being yeeted out a window by Carnage is peak comedy #and also speaks to how naturally they just latch onto the big goo #I'm pretty sure Mac made a few children cry but that's to be expected #'kita are you vague blogging about a certain video game again' MAYBE

[linddzz]

"oooh sorry op you're in the monsterfucking fandom" this and "lmaooo op don't you know this is the monsterfucking site" I'm gonna fight every single one of you for daring to imply that me disliking tentacles specifically (because I know the TRUTH!!!) means I am clutching my pearls at monsterfucking over all.

meet me in the Denny's parking lot you sonsofbitches I'm showing up with my venom rp logs to beat all'y'alls asses with them!!!!!!!!

#my rage is being dramatized for comedy #just to make it clear #brennan lee mulligan.gif I WILL DIE ON ANY HILL #'op how is goopy venom smut less gross than tentacles' fuck you is how!!!!!!!!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#the day of the beast #gif #venom #welcome to hell #classic metal #Genre: NWOBHM/Black/Speed Metal #80s #NWOBHM #Iron Maiden #movie #1995 #90's #90s #Spanish-Italian black comedy horror film #logo #metal #day of the beast #Santiago Segura #vinyl #album #record stores #record #Vinyl Records

[mikimeiko]

Venom (Ruben Fleischer, 2018)

#venom #venom 2018 #venomedit #i feel like this film was trying to be two different films at once and i hated that #the eddie/venom buddy comedy/romcom was funny and good but there was SO LITTLE of it #and the action/marvel part that was most of the movie was so uninspired and boring #i wish they commited to the absurd comedy more it would have made a far better film #anyway i had great fun for about 20% of the movie XD #films i watched in 2023 #i made this #i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world

[bat-snake]

Sometimes I wonder how many times PV has woken up with feathers in his mouth after he started sharing a bed with Boxman. Whether he snuggled in his arm or not.

#Honestly lots of missed opportunity for Feather Comedy in general #ok ko lbh #ok ko let's be heroes #voxman #professor venomous #lord boxman

[righteousruin]

Honestly Conquest should've been Bane's first appearance after Secret Six, it would've been so much better for his character

#like i do hate that dixon in the year of our lord beyonce 2018 was still trying to make bane a wall-punching mysoginist but aT LEAST #we can attribute that to the venom making him hyper-aggressive because Bird calls him out using multiple times #Dixon doesn't always write my favorite Bane but Bane IS his baby and he does love him and it does show #ooc #rascal reads comics #also he has dumb cute buddy cop stuff with batman and there's a lot of comedy and it's just so much better

[tiktoksinspo]

#marvel #marvel filter #marvel adventure #omg #oh no #funny #comedy #jesus christ #wanda maximoff #mcu #pietro maximoff #eternals #venom #ultron #wtf #ajak #tiktok #tiktoks #@shamasmalls

[swashbuckler5e]

Venom 2018

Venom is a 2018 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character of the same name, produced by Columbia Pictures in association with Marvel Entertainment,[5] Tencent Pictures, Arad Productions, Matt Tolmach Productions and Pascal Pictures and distributed by Sony Pictures. . The first film in Sony's Spider-Man Universe (SSU), it was directed by Ruben Fleischer from a screenplay by Jeff Pinkner, Scott Rosenberg and Kelly Marcel. It stars Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, Scott Hayes and Reid Scott as well as Eddie Brock and Tom Hardy as Venom. In the film, struggling journalist Eddie gains superpowers after becoming host to an alien symbiote, Venom, whose species plans to invade Earth.

After Venom's appearance in Spider-Man 3 (2007), Sony attempted to produce a spin-off film based on the character but it could not go ahead due to problems with Sony's ongoing Spider-Man franchise. In March 2016, work began on a new version that would begin a new shared universe featuring non-Spider-Man Marvel characters that the studio had the film rights to. Sony also intended for Venom to share the world of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), but ultimately moved the film away from Spider-Man. In March 2017, Rosenberg and Pinkner were set to write, with Fleischer and Hardy added in May. Filming took place from October 2017 to January 2018 in Atlanta, New York City, and San Francisco. The film was initially inspired by the comic book miniseries Venom: Lethal Protector (1993) and the story arc "Planet of the Symbiotes" (1995). Ludwig Göransson was hired to compose the film's score, marking his second Marvel film after Black Panther (2018).

Venom premiered at the Regency Village Theater on October 1, 2018, and was released in theaters in the United States on October 5. Despite being received negatively by critics, the film became the seventh-highest-grossing film of 2018 worldwide with over $856 million and set several box office records for an October release. A sequel, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, was released on October 1, 2021, and the third Venom film is scheduled for release on November 8, 2024.

#action adventure #movies #marvel #marvel series #action movies #hollywood #comedy drama #spiderman #venom #venom comics #venom 2018

[chloeseyeliner]

it's always one step forward and three steps back/i'm the (") love of your life (") until i make you mad but it's me and my mom.

(hence the quotation marks. you know how sometimes parents claim they'll never love anyone the way they love their child and do anything else but to show just that?

yeah. me too. me too, buddy.)

#vent ahead #(i sure hope it does-) #(sorry for that i was born in 2004) #we hadn't seen each other in some time #and i invited her to join me to a stand up comedy show by one of my fave small comedians #and she accepted #so we went #and after that she asked me if i wanted to grab something to eat but i declined her offer #because i have to get up early tomorrow and my stomach issues are... well. weird #and she got mad #she was mad at my dad as always and she just reflected it to me AS ALWAYS #how innovative #anyway #another innovative thing she did you may ask? #(asked nobody) #she told me full of venom that u have zero friends #and that i need my mom to take me anywhere #and i am convinced i am going to die alone again #as always #anyway part two #thing is #if you ever want to have kids #listen to them #i am not saying i am an angel baby #i make my mistakes when i talk to her #but i acknowledge them and apologise #i said too much about my personal life #but internet anonymity does that #mommy issues #good night now if i manage to get any sleep that is

[reaperlight]

Eddie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Venom: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Eddie: ...

Anne: ...

Mrs. Chen: ...

Dan: ...No need for that. I know where you can get some bones.

Venom: Yay!

#venom #incorrect venom quotes #comedy #source: tumblr #symbrock #d.a.v.e. #venom crack #incorrect quotes #dan lewis #dr. dan lewis #mrs. chen #anne weying #eddie brock #venom symbiote #adapted incorrect quotes

[sirrichardpitchard]

In my latest effort to clean up the mess of the video games industry, this time I'm kindly lending my wisdom to #metalgearsolidvthephantompain A game so good that Hideo Kojima was literally not allowed to make another one.

This time round we talk about defecation, Joe Pesci and the horn. Enjoy!

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#youtube #comedy #game review #gaming #retro gaming #metal gear solid #the phantom pain #venom snake #hideo kojima #konami

[ormspryde]

Twitter: *this*

My brain: Ahh, finally, a use for that 'red and yellow kill a fellow, red and black venom lack' thing I've been holding on to since we were tiny instead of peoples' birthdays and shit like that! I knew that'd come in handy.

Me: ...goddammit lol.

#snake #snakes #comedy #venomous

[backwzzds]

absolutely need a plug!zoro cheating on his gf with u nsfw …

no bc y’all are on a roll w these plug!zoro requests! position is based off this video btw 😩

ೃ⁀➷ what you want, roronoa zoro

thinking about the way that man would literally hate his girlfriend fr. like, he’s sure he’s only with her because his family loves her, but he just doesn’t. and i mean he proves that when he ends up outside your door in the middle of the rainy night, somewhere around 3 AM.

everyone would always ask him—why not just break up with her? and zoro never had an answer. his girlfriend was too fragile of a person and he hated that crying shit honestly. the only person he ever cared about making cry was ironically you.

his relationship was anything but secure. zoro was chill with whatever his girlfriend did. he trusted her, at first. she wanted to go to a party, he’d let her. she got a ride from some guy friend who was maybe his level of attractive? he didn’t care. but the same rules didn’t apply to him. zoro could be getting ready to go to work and his girlfriend would be up on him with accusations.

“i feel like you’re gonna go and fuck that bitch,” his girlfriend spat with venom, referring to you as he slid on his jeans. the green head couldn’t help but roll his eyes as she rambled on about disliking you. he couldn’t help but chuckle to himself lightly when he realized how crazy she was behind closed doors.

“well now i’mma go do that just cuz’ you said it,” he muttered, just trying to get underneath her skin. his girlfriend thought he was bluffing, but not with the way blood rushed to zoro’s dick at the thought of just being in your arms to cuddle tonight.

zoro doesn’t think twice either when it comes to pulling up to your crib. he parked in front of your cute little car, something he did to express his dominance over you in the way your cars together looked like a ‘his and hers’ pair. he was weird like that, but that’s just how much he felt for you fr.

by the time he gets to your door, his heart is already thumping in his chest. not in fear of getting caught, but instead at the sight of you in your tiny nightdress, two sizes to small to barely contain your wide hips and busty breasts.

you give him a blank look as you leaned against the threshold of the door. “ian call you for no weed.”

zoro gives you his million dollar smirk. “you should know that’s not the only reason i come over anymore.”

“yeah yeah to cheat on your girl, sure zoro,” you roll your eyes.

the green head kisses his teeth, “not cheating if i don’t want her.” with a step to the side, you helplessly let him in, and he wastes no time in kissing your lips. “missed you so damn much.”

“missed you too,” you can’t help but mutter against his lips. zoro wraps his hands around your waist and pulls your smaller frame against this larger own. his hands shamelessly wanter down to the fat of your ass as he grips it, giving it a reddening smack and repeating his actions.

zoro pulls away with one last peck to your lips. “how was your day mama?” he grabs your hand and drags you to the couch.

“fine,” you muttered with a bored expression, grabbing the remote to turn on the tv.

zoro furrows his eyebrow and snatches the remote from your hand. “what’s up wit’ you? you okay? talk to me.”

you shrug your shoulders. “i’m straight,” but your tone wasn’t convincing him otherwise.

zoro gives you a suspicious hum before pulling you into his lap. “what you doing tomorrow night?”

“probably homework,” you admit. “why?”

zoro can’t help but grin at you, flashing his gold canine pieces. “got us tickets to see that standup you been wanting to go to.”

your eyes can’t help but brighten at his words. “you lying.”

“i’m so deadass,” zoro laughed.

you kiss your teeth and slap his chest. “you don’t even like comedy!”

the greenhead gives you a shy shrug with a small blush flaming his tan cheeks. “they have an open bar, free sake so,” with a playful roll of your eyes, you kiss your teeth but smile. “so you gon’ stop giving me this bratty ass silent treatment?”

“whatever. you’re a whore for sake.”

“nah,” zoro shakes his head. “you ain’t hit me all week. you know what i had to go through not talking to you.”

you give him a sarcastic frown before pecking his lips. “aw, poor baby.” you move to pull away but are shocked when zoro grips your face and forces you back into his orbit.

how you found yourself half naked on his lip with your legs spread for him—you don’t know. damn mosshead was just that good.

“i got you,” zoro’s voice is all you hear as he steadies you on top of him with your back facing the tv. his one arm is all he needs to steady your body against his lip while he uses the other to start rubbing at you clit. “just touch me baby.”

a breath escapes from your throat as you find the courage to wrap your hand about his hard cock. his tip is an angry peach color as it oozes out pre cum, already excited from your touch. “like this daddy?”

“fuck, just like that mama,” zoro’s own breath hitches in his throat as he fights not to buck up into your grasp. “love the way you touch me. just like that baby. make me feel so safe.”

you’re almost shocked by the words leaving your mouth as you continue jerking him. the two of you hold an intimate scope of eye contact as you touch each other’s body, nothing being heard but the soft moans and breaths from your arousal.

“make you feel safe?” your voice is soft and sultry as you run your thumb over his tip. zoro can’t help but groan at his sensitivity, too late to even catch himseld. “feel safe when im loving you like this papa? you like that?”

“oh fuck, yes,” zoro whined, fully submitting to you. his girlfriend had never seen this side of him. every time he had sex with her, if he ever did, it was quick and to the point. no one was able to milk out this soft and vulnerable side to him but you. oh how you had his fucking heart and dick in the comfort of your pocket.

your legs are spread in front of zoro, giving him a complete view of what you were working it. somehow wanting to see you spread more, he grabs you by your thighs and opens you up more, practically salivating at the sight of your pretty clit glistening from his touch.

“you make me feel safe too,” you breath out with a blushed smile, trying to keep your pace with jerking zoro off. it was hard to do so when he was rubbing you nice and slow, just the way he knew you liked it.

at this point? it was all more than sex. zoro meant every word he uttered out, especially how you made him feel safe during his most vulnerable moments. only you bought this side out in him.

“fuck i’m almost there, zee.” you throw your head back and grind further into his touch.

“me too baby,” zoro breathed out, watching as cum oozed from his tip by the second. “you fuck me so good, no one does it like you—shit.”

you lick your lips as you lean over and spit on zoro’s cock, adding more lubricant to your already slippery movements. “like it when i stroke your fat cock papa? like this?”

“zoro bites his lip and nods his head. a whine fights to break through from his mouth as he lets out a broken “mhm. fuck, mama. keep going and you’ll make me cum.”

you take this as a challenge and speed up your movements with hopes to overstimulate him. zoro’s mouth falls open, and the tables inevitably turn when he’s shaking beneath you, watching you milk every drop of cum out of him. you hold your tongue out as he shoots his load upwards, droplets of his semen landing on your taste buds.

a greedy smile graces your lips as you continue jerking him off, more and more cum flying out from his sore tip by the second. “fucking hell—just like that just like that, fuck!” zoro moans loudly as he feels himself get drained.

you didn’t mind the fact that he came before you this time. watching this hard man come undone before you was enough to have you creaming all over his fingers right after. you too begin to breathe heavily as zoro maintians his circular movements against your clit.

when you’re both fucked out from your intimate session, zoro slides you onto his lap, your clit begrudgingly grinding against the base of his still hard dick. with his face in your neck, he breathes out, “i’ll break up with her. your eyebrows raise at his words. “if that’s what you want.” you waste no time in giving him a stern response.

“it is what i want.”

#lora’s fics! ೄྀ࿐ #plug zoro #plug!zoro #plug zoro x black reader #plug zoro x chubby reader #plug zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x black reader #zoro x black reader #zoro x chubby reader #roronoa zoro x chubby reader #roronoa zoro smut #zoro smut #roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #zoro x reader #one piece x black reader #one piece x black!reader #one piece x chubby reader #one piece x reader #one piece smut

[chriscarbene]

https://www.twitch.tv/chriscarbene2/v/1593494760?sr=a SPIDER-MAN BEST GAMEPLAY YOUVE EVER SEEN.. ILL BLOW YOUR EXPERIMENT TO SMITHEREENS #comedy #producer #celebrity #films #style #filmmaker #picoftheday #filmmaking #casting #cinematography #spiderman #marvel #avengers #peterparker #mcu #captainamerica #comics #thor #venom #hulk #marvelstudios #spiderverse #gaming #gamer #ps #playstation #videogames #twitch #gamingcommunity #gamergirl https://www.instagram.com/p/Cin-l9OouYc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[facesofcinema]

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

#2020s #actor woody harrelson #dir andy serkis #dp robert richardson #cat action #cat adventure #cat comedy #cat comic book #cat sci fi #cat thriller #american #british #canadian #navy #shadow #focus #blue eyes #venom let there be carnage #venom 2 #venom: let there be carnage #venom let there be carnage 2021 #venom: let there be carnage 2021