speculation and fandom isn’t enough. i need to interview tony stark.
1. What went through your mind, when nick fury called you a textbook narcissist, that prompted you to say “agreed”? Do you actually agree with that assessment? would you prefer people view you in that lens, regardless of its truth?
2. When did you realize that you wouldn’t survive the blood toxicity? Did you always intend on finding a solution before it became fatal? What was the first time you realized the suit was killing you like?
3. At what point in time did you realize that Peter Parker is like a son to you? When you said you’re “breaking the cycle” handed down by your father in regards to caring for Peter, did you intend to imply that he’s your son? if so, did you hope he would pick up on it? if not, what prompted that phrase?
4. Had you been able to avoid the notice of Rhodey and the US Government in your first mission in the suit (after the escape from the cave), how long would you have kept the suit a secret? did you ever intend on telling anyone else about it? Where you secretly glad you told Rhodey in a relatively non-emotional way?
5. What was it like, coming to earth after the snap? Did you intentionally seek out the names of those snapped? Did you ever explain to Steve who “the kid” is? Did you ever explain to Morgan?
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thinking about Bruce Wayne walking into Tony Stark’s workshop after Jarvis dies and seeing the beginnings of his new AI in between the various bottles of alcohol. Tony looks up, waiting for the condemnation, but Bruce just shakes his head. He gets it. He won’t say it out loud, but he understands. If Alfred ever — well.
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@soubi001 sent me something on tiktok and I thought it sounded like something Loki might say lol so here it is (I added a screenshot from the tiktok below if tie curious what it was originally)
I also remembered there was a meme from a while back that kinda fit here so...
Tony Stark showing the team around the upgraded pantry after renovations were made to the Tower
Loki: I think that is a bit misleading
Tony: What are you talking about?
Loki: This note, a small family... Is that parents and one child or two? Are the children still young? There is no way four bodies would fit in here
Bruce: What?!
Tony: No, no, no... this is not for bodies!
Natasha: I was thinking the same thing actually
Tony: It's for a small family to store their food!
Loki: Hmm... still seems an odd note
Tony: Can we just move on?
Bruce: Yes please
Walks from the pantry into the kitchen and points out the new appliances
Tony: ... and the new garbage disposal is rated for bones
Loki: What kind? I assure you there is a big difference between a finger and a femur
Tony:...
Clint: I think he means chicken
Loki: Oh, that makes much more sense
Tony and the rest of the team take a small step away from Loki
Loki: This is one of those "there are two types of people" situations I've heard of
Thor: Yes...
Loki: Perhaps I should keep my thoughts to myself for the remainder of the tour?
Tony: Please do
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pepper: what’s your social security number?
tony:
tony: 5
pepper: and what’s your social security number?
peter:
peter: 6.
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You ever think about how Tony named his Ai JARVIS and how Howard had a butler named JARVIS who helped him with everything including probably raising Tony at times and since we all know how Howard was to Tony he named the Ai who helps him the most both with his wellbeing and work over one of the only people he could rely on when he was younger? Just me?
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Ultron so small cue cybertronians mistaking him for a sparkling and tryin to adopt him
Soundwave would be the fastest to swipe him i think
Ultron is more like a hotspot mech off the Forge rather than a fresh newspark. He's naive but an adult with limited experience.
Tony Stark, however, will give so many Cybertronians coniption fits because SPARKLING! THERE'S A SPARKLING!! WHO LET THE SPARKLING ON THEIR OWN!?!?!
Soundwave will have stiff competition with Blaster, other Seekerkin on both sides, and Prime.
It's because of how Cybertronians communicate with each other. Newsparks have an EM field that's very simple with few subharmonics, so it's their equivalent of a newborn smiling to other humans.
Tony, with a reactor in his chest, emits that.
Hence, the kidnapping spree.
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*Tony reading Peters MIT application*
Tony: "I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents"
Harley: What the hell does that mean?
Peter: it can be roughly translated to "I changed a light bulb"
Tony: You have literally helped me build an ironman suit. Why are you writing about changing a lightbulb?
Peter: Wait, I can write about building an ironman suit!?
Tony: ...yes!
Peter: can I write about the webshooters too?
Tony: Obviously!
Peter: and science fair projects?
Tony: Well yeah! That's the whole point!
Peter: ...Mr Stark I have made a terrible mistake and need that paper back before you lose all respect for me
Harley: yeah, too late for that
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