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rphelperblog · 2 years

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Gilmore Girls Quote RP Meme

requested by the lovely writer and person @offorester

"I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron."

"Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite."

"This town is like one big outpatient mental institution."

"Reality has no place in our world!"

“I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.”

"It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead."

"Breathe in, folks. Smells like Fall."

"Why did you drop out of Yale?!"

"Every day that you breathe, you make my life harder."

"People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them."

"It’s all any of us wants: to find a nice person to hang out with till we drop dead.

"If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"

"It's a show?" "It's a lifestyle. It's a religion."

"I'm fine. I'm just being dramatic. It's what I do."

"You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential."

“And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

"You're going to kiss me now? So incredibly predictable."

"Are you ever gonna ask me out? You flirt with me. You act like you like me."

"I just take a book with me everywhere. It's a habit."

"You're a book tease."

"You've got such a great brain!"

“A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”

"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute."

"Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism."

"Life's short. Talk fast."

"It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny. This is our finest hour."

"I don't know if she ever realized the person I most wanted to be was her."

“I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”

"Because I love you, you idiot!!"

"I want to live my life so I can read an in-depth biography about myself in later years."

"It’s times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life."

“I need coffee in an IV.”

"Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself you better go get it a cape."

“You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty.”

"I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie."

"Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith."

"I have liked you for some time now and I don't think this feeling is going to go away."

"It’s just my favorite time of year. The whole world changes color.”

“Everything’s magical when it snows.”

"Oh my gosh, he kissed me."

"I love you, you idiot."

"It is what it is. You, me."

"No men. Just lots and lots of Chinese food."

"It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences."

"But marriage is not about always being happy. It's about compromise."

"The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn’t do."

"This thing we're doing here -- me, you -- I just want you know I'm in. I'm all in."

"God, that's terrible. It's like drinking a My Little Pony.""Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me."

"You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world."

"You gotta realize the only way out is in a body bag."

"I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie."

"You've got to be patient and wait for what you want to appear, then pounce."

"It's always best to tell each other major life events, so there's no awkwardness."

"You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it."

“Yes, I left behind a glass slipper and a business card … just in case the prince is really dumb.”

"Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith."

this thing we're doing here, me, you. I just wanted you to know I'm in. I am all in."

"Having babies doesn't mean you can't be rock and roll!"

“I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.”

"I'll help you shower when I become a superhero."

"Relationships need verbs."

"If you're going to throw your life away he better have a motorcycle!!"

“You’ve got such a great brain!”

"Mom, you've given me everything I need."

“I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.”

"We're almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going!"

"I had a meeting at the bank earlier, they like callers."

"I smell snow."

"Oy with the poodles already!"

“Nothing says coffee like six in the morning!”

“Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.”

"You gotta realize the only way out is in a body bag."

“There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

“I’m going to have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee — I really love coffee!”

“I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got it. I haven’t had any all day. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it’s in, gimme.”

"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived."

"It's club soda,."

"Oh God, I hope nothing's happened to him. You get so attached to their little faces, sometimes you can hear them talk to you at night."

"My books look sad. Can books look sad?"

"I'm here because I enjoy books, and because I read books."

"Gnome kicking says a lot about a man's character."

"No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!"

"Excuse me. There is a phone call for you and if I'm to fetch you like a dog then I'd like a cookie and a raise."

"Then give me a boa and drive me to rino because I'm open for business!"

"Oh, people die, we pay. People crash a car, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay."

"Cranking Metallica. Is that some sort of drug reference, it's not funny."

"Really? You can see the driveway with your head way up in the air like that?"

"Tell her I gotta take another crack at that closet. I think I hung my Tool t-shirt next to my Metallica t-shirt and they don't really get along."

"I gotta tell you, out of all the nutty barn-raising shindigs this town can cook up, this one wasn't half bad."

"Oh, do you see the books? Feel it. Feels good, right? Now smell it. Nothing, nothing smells like that."

"We could go to a bookstore, I'll watch you browse for six or seven hours."

"Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism."

"I can't believe we get to sit around and talk about books and get graded."

"We're almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going!"

"I don't like Mondays but unfortunately they come around eventually."

“I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.”

“There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

“I can go from zero to studying in less than 60 seconds!”

“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, and I stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing.”

"If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”

"Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes."

"Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals."

"I can be flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it."

"Oh yeah, I've got gold stars plastered all over my forehead."

"Well, I'll bring dick up on the internet and see what comes up."

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inlovewithquotes · 2 years

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I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.

- Lorelai Gilmore

#quotes #life quotes #love quotes #tv show quotes #tv shows #gilmore girls #gilmore girls quotes #lorelai gilmore

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gingerdeamon · 2 years

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I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron-Lorelai

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padmerrie · 2 years

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NO, IT WAS STUPID.

bookends au

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dam-my-blue-wand · 3 years

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Harry Potter characters as iconic quotes from different TV series

James: *falls down*

James: Ow, so many bruises!

Drunk Sirius: Bruise is such a funny word

Sirius: It sounds like booze ha!

James:

Sirius: Do we have any more booze?

--x--

Dorcas (if she lived in our times): My mom doesn’t tell me how to live my life, Megan Thee Stallion does.

--x--

Draco: I wish I could be a normal kid with a normal dad and a normal d*ck.

--x--

Ron: Hey, did I ever tell you guys about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?

--x--

Hermione: I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.

--x--

Harry: No I have not smoked marijuana.

Harry: I ate a brownie once, at a party in college.

Harry: It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating.

Harry: Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.

--x--

Ginny: You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first.

--x--

Fred: Dear diary,

George: A chipmunk asked me my name today.

Fred: I told him it was Joe.

George: That lie, will haunt me, forever.

--x--

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natashaobbsessed · 3 years

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Mother Natasha X daughter reader

This is a scene from Gilmore girls but I rewatched an episode tonight so I felt like writing this.

Word Count: 951

You and your mum, Natasha, were really close. She had you just as she got out of the red room when she was 16. You knew it was hard for her to have to protect you from everything you know, being an assassin and then a shield agent, but she had taught you well. You were now also an avenger and the second youngest, being nearly 17. The youngest was Peter, your boyfriend (kind of). You had kissed once in a store that he had a part-time job at and this was your first date. He was your first boyfriend as growing up you couldn't have much of a social life because of being undercover a lot but tonight was the night that Peter and your mum would actually get to know each other better. Consider it a meeting family situation, your mum was excited about you and peter but was also going to kill him if he hurts you.

The three of you were sat there watching your and your mum's favourite movie that Peter hadn't seen before. You were surprised at his Netflix education but you made him watch divergent with you. You all sat there on the massive sofa eating pizza a ton of sweets and popcorn and watching the movie you and your mum had seen a bazillion times when your mom got up to go refill her drink in the kitchen.

NAT POV:

I left the room to go refill my drink. I mean it's not like I was missing anything, I had seen the movie a million times but I kept an eye on y/n and Peter. I trust him and they are 16 it's not like they are gonna spend their whole lives together but I don't want her getting hurt. He's her first boyfriend and I can't help but try and keep her safe. I refill my glass with lemonade and turn my head back to the hallway where the living room door is open. I can see them laughing talking, watching the movie and trying to throw popcorn in each other's mouths. I smile at them (no she doesn't she does her iconic little smirk) and decide to stay in the kitchen for a while and give them some space.

3RD PERSON POV

You were watching the movie, well he was, you were staring at him. After a few minutes, he notices and turns his head to you, you look straight back at the TV pretending nothing happened. He smiled and laughed a little. This went on him looking at you, you looking at him, him turning away and you staring at him again for about five minutes until you got up giving the cover you were going to the toilet, you almost ran to the kitchen.

"What are you doing?"

"Trying to find a hairstyle that would suit me. Hey, what do you think of shoulder length and straight?"

"Get back in there!" you say and point to the door.

"Why? what happened? Did the kid try something?"

"He's sitting there, and he's watching the movie and he's perfect and he smells really good"

"What?" She says with a confused look

You start to panic, "He smells really good and he looks amazing and I was stupid, I said thank you"

"Wait what? Woah, woah, you-you said thank you?" The confused expression was still on her face.

"When he kissed me," you say so fast it sounded like one word

"What? He kissed you again? Is he like straight out of prison or something," she says rolling her eyes.

"No, not now, yesterday at the store," you say waving your hands in circles as if that was going to help.

"Oh ok screw the prison comment. So he kissed you and you said thank you?"

"Yes," you say pulling your sleeves over your hands embarrassed waiting for the dumbest comments to kick in.

"Well that was very polite," she says in a teasing yet comforting tone if that's possible (screw it, it's Natasha Romanoff anything is possible)

"No it was stupid, and I don't know what I'm doing here. You're sitting in the kitchen what kind of chaperone are you?"

"Me, I'm not trying to be a chaperone I'm trying to be a girl-friend"

"Well, switch gears cuz I'm freaking out here." You say still panicked

A smile grows on her face, "you really like him don't you?"

"Yeah..." you mumble

"Well OK then just calm down," she says standing up and taking your hand.

"I just don't want to do or say anything else that's gonna be remotely moronic."

"I'm afraid once the heart is involved it all comes out in morons, now come on let's go back in there," she says and you nod your head.

"Ok but you go first we can't go out together."

"Fine," she says.

You come back in and soon you are all talking again and enjoying the movie. After it had finished you walked outside to say goodbye to Peter as he still lived with Aunt May and not in the Avenger's tower yet.

"Thanks for inviting me over," he says.

"No problem,"

You kiss him quickly before he leaves.

"Thanks," he says.

"Bye Peter," you say with a smile whilst closing the door behind you as you step back in

You turn around to see your mum standing holding her arms out and you run into them

"I love you мама," you say

"I love you too," she says as you bury your head in her shoulder.

#natasha x reader #peter parker x reader #peter parker #black widow #natasha romanoff #marvel #mcu #avengers #fluff #marvel fluff #reader insert #marvel reader insert #marvel fanfic #spiderman

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