I know exactly how next week's episode is gonna play out guys #TheBadBatch #FreeZilly
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Enchanted AU
Alastor: for some reasons I have mixed feelings about using this basilisk for my rituals, so I'll go find another one
Alastor, stumbling upon an incredibly rare basilisk/siren hybrid, didn't even know it was possible: okay gotta play this one real smooth, it looks young, I'm gonna befriend it so it follows me willingly, not sure exactly how I'm going to use it yet but I have to have it
Lucifer, coming from behind a bush, in tears: thanks GODS you found Charlie I was so worried she wandered off and I couldn't find her
Alastor: oh for fuck sake
Alastor and his bad BAD luck xD
Don't think hybrids would have the same properties, but it's better than nothing xD
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Alphard: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Tom: That's a stupid question.
Tom: You should ask something sensible like 'would you love me if I was hit by the Killing Curse but I'd found a way to evade death so I survived but I had to come back in an inhuman and terrible body created in a stone cauldron through dark magic out of snake venom and unicorn blood and human flesh?'
Alphard ... Tom that is disturbingly specific.
Tom: :)
Alphard: Tom what did you do?
Tom: Nothing yet. Just doing some...contingency planning.
Alphard: Tom!
Tom: ... So... would you?
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I just want to brush your hair
I just want to mirror your mare
I just wanna play horsie house
with you all day
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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD
*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3
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