#A good deed or chores etc

[sakurarisen]

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Headcanon Time!

♫:  three of my muse’s favorite songs

Given Sera would honestly say anything traditional, soft, lyrical - Essentially she'd sit and listen to soft rock or local music, really, along with, ironically, the Stamp song from Remake, she'll never explain why - I'm gonna cheat and pick off my playlist for her. XD The top three would be Speechless - Naomi Scott, This Is Me - Kesha (which admittedly in more modern verses does make her cry when she's able to listen to it and is one of her primary theme songs), and Return of the Snow Queen - Phrynna <3 Though honestly anything Lindsey Stirling releases is also way there, both on her playlist (Foreverglow especially!) and as something Sera herself would listen to!

☃:  does my muse like the holidays?

Sera loves them, especially christmas! There's something comforting about them, especially now that she's older, and she loves christmas especially for being a season where people are generous. For a few weeks out of the year, people reach deep into their heart and become kinder, gentler, more open - Things she wants to see all year round, and she hopes to eventually see the magic of christmas eventually stretch out past those few weeks.

She's also especially fond of holiday decorations - she never really got to see those as a child, and now that she has her own home and family, she's prone to going all out and decorating everything she can, especially if it's sparkly and shiny! <3 Sparkly easter eggs, glitter and fake snow, lights and sparkles... She loves all of it, and never fails to get lost in the magic of the holidays! <3

♏:  something my muse obsesses over

TW: Abuse mentions ahead.

Tending to Zack's sword and doing chores. Although it's way too big and heavy for her, very nearly matching her height, Sera will stay up all night to clean it and make sure it's ready for use the following day, even if it doesn't appear to need tending to. Likewise, she's forgo sleep to get her household tasks done, or to run errands and take care of deliveries - If she has anything left to do at the end of the day, she simply can't sleep. It weighs on her and leaves her restless, and more than once Zack's woken in the middle of the night to her in the kitchen washing dishes rather than actually sleeping beside him.

In truth, it's not so much of an obsession, though it certainly presents itself as one, and is more in line with her traumas; Sera will call it a need to be a 'good kitty' to those close enough to her she feels safe being completely honest with, and it ties in both with her nickname of 'Kitten' from Zack and her past abuse. Being 'kitten' is something of a personal shield for her (for reasons I won't get into here because that's a meta/HC in and of itself) and serves as her last line of defense, and she desperately wants to be 'good' - She wants to be dependable. She wants to be reliable. Upbeat. Not a bother. Helpful. Someone people look at and smile, not roll their eyes and get tired of whenever she's in the same room as them.

If she gets everything done she needs to, nobody has a reason to complain about it. If his sword is clean and tended to, it's one less weight on his shoulders, and one less task he has to worry about. If she can keep the kitchen clean then nobody can worry about it, or call her out on it not being sparkling. Work done on time, or even better early, means nobody else is put out because of her. She's not a disappointment, and nobody will be angry or upset or disappointed in her. She's kitten, and she's been good and helpful!

....Right?

#Questioning A Flower [Asks] #Annjiru #Colors Of Sakura [Headcanons] #TW: Abuse #TW: Abuse mention #Sankyuu for the ask! <3 #If anyone needs a different tag for the last one please let me know- #There's an entire HC slash meta surrounding Sera's 'good kitty' outlook #And a lot of it heavily ties into her trauma and how it acts as a shield - You can't touch Sera but you can certainly kick 'kitty' #It's her last line of defense when her PTSD and anxiety flare up and is very much akin to a child asking 'have I been good?' for doing #A good deed or chores etc #A lot of the time tho? It's just a nickname and her trying to be cute and silly with it since she calls Zack 'Puppy' #So it presents as an obsession to those who aren't aware of WHY she does things? #Which fits here because I really couldn't think of anything else- @w@ #Also y'all have no idea how big my playlist for Sera is so that worked out here too XD #A lot of it she'd listen to anyway?? <3

[cvlutos]

“No Nut November” Pt.3

| Repost: 01.09.23 | 1.4K | Mature |

NRC 3rd Years X GN!Reader

| Sexual Themes | Masturbation | Flirting | Sorta Creepy | Voice Kink | Phone Masturbation(One-sided) | Etc. | Proceed with Caution, Dearest. |

Earl’s Notes: A special thanks, to those who have reposted and shared as such with me<3

♡ TREY CLOVER ♡

LOSER #ONE

Let me preface all this with those who lost, lost most definitely on purpose, except for Cater and Idia. Trey’s losing. That’s his first thought when Ace and Deuce ramble about it to him and knows he’ll lose if you’re anywhere near him. If you just don’t ever acknowledge his existence, he’s automatically winning. But you don’t, 'cause he’s got baked goods that you like and they're free. Ain’t no way you're avoiding him. Trey also doesn’t take NNN super seriously, so it’s okay if he loses. I also have this slight thing that Trey already loves when people eat his deserts, but with you, it turns him alil on, not in a creepy way, but ya know. He’s turning the other way if you get any sorta food stuck on your lips, or face.

Ngl, he probably daydreamed about this exact scenario, as much as he hates to admit. He just learned a new recipe for your favorite dessert, deciding to add a Lil whipped cream. He was so proud of himself, as he texted you about it, and you, being a loyal friend without hesitation, pull up. You and whip cream, we know what this leads to. You, silly Lil, you end up with whipped cream on your face. Trey, without skipping a beat, imagines it as his cu—he has to excuse himself. Moving to his room to jack one-off. He’s extremely guilty after.

“I’m glad you like the dessert. I made it with you in mind.”

♡ CATER DIAMOND ♡

LOSER #TWO

Stood not a chance. Wasn’t even gonna try. He’s such a horn dog. It’s almost embarrassing at this point. 90% of the time, you're responsible for his third boner of the day. Because Cater is such a social phone person, he has multiple pictures and most definitely trades with Ruggie. He just has the most innocent to the most scandalous (as in you sleeping at Heartslabyul, don’t be weird) Like he has access to you, or your pictures 24/7, a recipe for disaster.

So, as always, it’s a nightly ritual at this point. Laying on his back, his roommates are far into dreamland. It’s late as his eyes gradually run along the phone screen, slowly pumping his dick. Your name is a silent cry on his lips. He’s shamelessly losing and doesn’t give a damn.

“[Nickname]! You are simply the cutest, letting me take a pic!”

♡ LEONA KINGSCHOLAR ♡

LOSER #THREE

Not only is it a chore to participate, but also a chore to actually do the deed. As well as Ruggie sending photo after photo of you, being you. Which has the lion beastman slightly interested, but far too damn lazy. Leona is lasting till the end of the month, simply because he doesn’t get horny, like could go weeks without masturbation. So it really is a ‘if he feels like it’ situation. Like if he needs to cum, he’s going to. Not some imaginary competition is stopping him. Though Leona attempts the competition for about 5 minutes before he’s bored with it.

He definitely forgets for the later weeks of November, till one compromising moment. Not even something inherently sexual, you had massages his ears, something that only lovers would do. Most definitely tried to ignore the boner that tightened his boxers as he tried to sleep, tossing in turning. He finally settles with a growl, nearly shoving his hands into his underwear. (Though I’m personally a firm believer Leona would never wear clothes to bed, you and Ruggie probably begged him to at least wear underwear so that when you had to wake the lion prince, he didn’t whack you in the face with that horse of his. Ruggie’s actually been slapped, which is hilarious)

“Leave me be, Herbivore. I’m not doing something so dumb.”

♡ VIL SCHOENHEIT ♡

WINNER #ONE

Short and sweet, if he’s going to cum to you, it’s going to be within your presence. He’s not going to fantasize about you, he’s going to have you. So he’ll wait till he has you. Period.

“I have no desire, Spudling. Why is it you care? Do you desire to bed me?”

♡ ROOK HUNT ♡

LOSER #FOUR

We saw how he is with Neige and this man damn near nearly cums with anything he sees as beautiful. Like he’s weird. Rook Hunt is mad weird. Though I love him for it. #RookHuntforPresident. Similarly to Cater, he has photos of you, physical and digital, and honest access to you at any point, though he’d never masturbate to you in a tree outside of ramshackle, he has thought about it. He honestly is similar to Vil. He wants to be able to fully experience you and revel in the moment with you, but he ends up thinking about it far too much which leads him being hot and bothered.

So that’s why he loses and isn’t that so beautiful, that he can put competition aside for love and beauty. His breath comes out as short huffs, legs unusually shaking, his hat discarded to the side. His face flush and eyes that seemed to glow, a low moan of your name, cum sputtering from his dick head.

“Mon très cher Trickster, permettez-moi de prendre soin de vous de toutes les manières!”

♡ IDIA SHROUD ♡

INDEFINITE LOSER

Idia is a hentai-watching, cum-drinking slut for you. Like I don’t make the rules. He hypes himself up for NNN, bragging, chatting, confident with all his lil e-friends, til the actual day NNN begins. His goal was to simply ignore you, like as if you didn’t exist, like you wouldn’t just show up uninvited. How hadn't he included that in his calculations? Most definitely has a school uniform kink, like have you met this man? You could be dressed for a day at the church and he’s cumming at the thought of you sucking him off while the choir sings of the lord. He’s shameless.

His hair wildly burning pink, voice stuttering as his tongue runs across his lips, trying to stop himself from drooling and cumming as he fucked his hand, leaning back in his gaming chair. Your voice is just so nice. His eyes roll into the back of his skull, a shuddered breath as he realizes he’s close. He damn near breaking his phone to hang up as he cums, painting his computer screen. Leaving you on the other line, completely confused.

“I-I-I wasn’t avoiding you! Just—Just working…. Yes! This game counts as work! Get Out!”

♡ MALLEUS DRACONIA ♡

WINNER #TWO

Now, why would you tell this man about NNN? Cause he’s genuinely distraught. Like should he win in your honor, or should he simply indulge in his desires to bed you? Literally asking Lilia, the worst person to ask, cause Lilia is having a field day. Best day of Lilia’s life. He’s telling Malleus to simply have fun and try. It’s better that way if you wait. The problem is Malleus doesn’t want to wait. Spoiled royal rich boy. I swear. Why must he suffer in simply doing what he pleases with his soon-to-be darling? Half of Diasomnia recognizes you as Malleus’ spouse, which is a little problematic once you actually go to the dorm and half the people are referring to you as if you're royalty. Malleus is absolutely pleased that Diasomnia accepts you, even though you aren’t together yet.

Malleus is the only one on this list who will directly go to you. Without a doubt, just appearing with little fairy lights in your bedroom, a large unhidden bulge. Like who let a horse in the house. Literally scares you out of your skin. Grim, luckily, isn’t home. He’s sorry but swears it’s urgent. Thinks you jacking him off is a loophole to NNN, he’s a darling. So when you send him away, embarrassed as hell, he’s sulking in his bedroom. Refusing to masturbate unless you're there. (Deadass sitting with arms crossed, glaring at the wall with a pout, boner still very prominent. He’s a spoiled, royal rich kid.)

“Then I will simply make them mine. That way I can indulge happily.”

♡ LILIA VANROUGE ♡

LOSER #SIX

Menace. Loses, cause it’s funny. You being scared by him turns him on. Like it’s hot to see your body flinch, and your eyes widen. Loves it. He’s lived so, so long, so the oddest of things turn him on. This is probably a cycle through all of November, him scaring you, but purposely not cumming till the very last day.

Teeth digging into his lower lip, hand slowly teasing, dragging along his cock, imagining it's you. Rolling his head to the side with a hot chuckle. Your name is hot and playful on his tongue. You’re so worth the wait, so worth the pain. Though this isn’t a victimless crime, you feel what he felt one day. (Bout to become a Lilia Supremacist)

“Fufufu~ [Name], you teasing little thing~”

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[a-bit-too-much-of-a-pokemon-fan]

Spiritomb has a notoriously difficult encounter condition, especially in DPPt. You need to get the Odd Keystone from a Black Belt west of Hearthome City, talk to 32 different real human people in the Underground, then interact with the Hallowed Tower on Route 209. Only then will a Spiritomb appear to battle and catch.

It’s easier in BDSP because you need to talk to 32 differently named NPCs instead of other players, but it still sounds like a total chore.

Well, my good friend Nate really wanted a Spiritomb when he was a kid, so he hatched a scheme.

He would get to Route 209 on his Platinum cartridge.

On his Diamond cartridge, he would play through up until he could go into the Underground—that is, reach Eterna City.

Have his Platinum trainer and Diamond trainer interact in the Underground.

Repeat steps 2 and 3 thirty-one more times. Yeah. Really.

He got to Eterna City once in Diamond before giving up because he realized how unbearable completing this would be. What he didn’t realize at the time was that he gave his future friend from college a leg up in Nuzlockes.

My current philosophy for “cheating” in Nuzlockes is essentially, if I could accomplish or acquire something for certain of I just invested enough time, I get to hack it in. Rare candies, PKHex for instant friendship and trade evolutions, TMs from the Game Corner without any gambling, etc. I just need to be at the point in the game where I could accomplish the thing with enough time before I can hack it in.

My first two Nuzlockes of Platinum were on my authentic cartridge, so there was no cheating involved. I dismissed the idea of getting Spiritomb out of hand. In the hardcore-but-with-3-items run that I abandoned in favor of a proper hardcore run, Spiritomb was nowhere in my mind. Besides, I was still getting the hang of using hacks and I was using them fairly stingily.

But this time, my attitude with hacks is much more liberal. PKHex has been my friend this run (again, only changing things I could if I put in enough time). So I was scrolling through the hack list to find anything time-saving when I found one that would bypass the 32-person requirement. And it occurred to me, “Wait. Nate’s strategy to get Spiritomb would have worked if he had put enough time into it.” I activated the hack and, well…

Dude, this bastard is mean. It has above average stats and strong coverage moves. This typing in Gen IV has 3 immunities, 1 resistance, and 0 weaknesses. And you can catch it as soon as Solaceon town. That is fucking wild. DJ Bad Deeds has been a staple on my team for the entire run since I caught him. I know what I’m doing next run too.

#pokemon #nuzlocke #nuzlocke story #pokemon platinum #pokemon dppt

[leeclaudine]

Undervalued. Unappreciated. Unloved. 💔

Him: within 6 month time-frame she cheated

Her: motives - intentions of never making that choice to begin with - led greatly by emotion

Him: angry, disappointed, frustrated at himself and her, mad at giving her chances tho expected she would change, too much anger - hard to see any change (blinded)

Her: understanding what she did wrong to the people she's hurt, always tries to fix her wrongs, but wrongs already had done too much damage. Led feeling more disappointed in herself. Led to believe she is meant to be alone and best to stay that way to prevent feelings like this from ever happening again. Led to feelings of her recognizing she deserves the best when the best IS all she needs.

Both: left feeling undervalued. Underappreciated. Unloved.

Solution: could be fixed by focusing on the positives and the positive motives (good deeds) on both ends. Starting here. Starting now.

Cooking for her, buying things for him, helping out with the house chores & errands, encouraging one another in each other's goals, etc.

Reality: Both efforts should be led here.

#reality check

[bestarticletips]

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[queendeeshorrorimagines]

Hey 👋 thank you for answering my prev ask.

So i want a male slasher matchup.

I'm 21, INFP, pisces sun scorpio moon, 5ft2in, currently undergoing diet (and i lost 4 kg in 3 weeks ). I have brown indian skin color. I have curvy waist (for which i was sexually harrassed at young age) and kinda big ass ( for which my girl friends spank me ). I'm straight, black boycut hair, round face with chubby cheeks and D-cup.

I look younger than my age, people usually confuse me to be 15-16 (lmao), i love reading, studying , singing, painting, and writing stories and getting it published in magazines ( i mainly do ghost stories). I love Abandoned Places 😍 i feel like they tell stories of the pasts. I also like anime , disney princess and Murder Documentaries (lol the duality).

I'm good at household chores. I like cleanliness. I can't cook but willing to learn if need be. I rarely go to college but manage to get above average marks. My profs love me a lot and always support me. Strangers really love me , like i can talk to a random stranger venting about their life for solid 2 hours even if i was running late. I have a hard time saying no to people.

Growing up with a delusional narcissistic cheating dad who had an affair with 6 girls younger than my age and seeing my mother cry everyday, i have a hard time trusting men. I know all men are not same but my dad's deed still haunt me. Because of this, i dont have much expectations from relationships. My love language is Quality Time and Acts of Services. I don't come online too much, i usually reply after 3-4 days. I really don't have any ideal relationship scenarios so please give me whichever you think best suits me. I can give the world to someone but don't expect much from them. A unique thing of mine is that whenever i hurt myself or is in pain(period cramps etc) i don't show it and simply go on with my life until someone figures it out and asks me. If it gets too painful I'll cry when no ones looking. But it does feel nice to hug someone ( usually i hug my cousin sis and let it all out ). Currently I'm taking care (nursing) of my mom because of her health and hysterectomy.

As a partner , i can say i would be very supportive and will always push my s/o to their best. I will always be there for them in time of need. Im quite good at reading people's mood so if they're having a bad day I'll know it and prepare something for them or give them some time alone. I would never force my partner to anything even talking to me if i see they are exhausted or had a bad day.

My dressing style is oversized tshirts , running shoes for basic style. For special events, i wear classy burgundy or magenta peplum tops or satin tops with velvet pants and gold beaded wedges.

For kinks, i have none maybe bcus im a virgin. But yes i still want an nsfw matchup if you're okay with that.

And that's it 😛 i hope i didn't flood you with my description. Thank you in advance 💖😘

Im so sorry for the late response, I hope you enjoy!

I ship you with.... Leslie Vernon!

When Leslie first saw you, his intentions was to make you his final girl. But the more he "watches" you, the more he realizes that there's more to you than the perfect academic student who has the charisma to be open around people. It surprises Leslie when you can read him like an open book, especially since all of his slasher trainings taught him how to be emotionless in the sense of killing.

The more he gets to knows you, he knows that he has to show you that he's not like the man your father was. He loves how caring you are when it comes to the people you love. Leslie would let you take the lead when it comes to affection because he wants you to be comfortable with him.

Leslie adores your comfortable aesthetic and thinks you're perfect the way you are, supporting you in any way he could. He might've admired your ass a few times in the beginning of your relationship but he didn't want you to think he was a perv. He loves how supportive you are and would protect you from anyone who would want to harm you.

Leslie could tell when you're in pain, there's times when he will get you a little care area set up with your favorite blanket and snacks, letting you pick out any movie you'd like. If you're all for cuddling the pain away, Leslie is the perfect furnace to help soothe your pains.

NSFW wise, Leslie has had a couple experiences with a woman or two in his lifetime before settling down to become a slasher. He would watch your reactions to see what kinds of things pleasure you more. If you talk to him about anything you want to try, Leslie is all for trying most things at least once (except things that actually can hurt you. Most he would do is spank your ass if you wanted that)

Other possibilities: Brahms Heelshire, Jesse Cromeans, Jason Voorhees

#matchup 0024 #delightful-dreamers ask #slasher matchup #slasher matchups #queendeeshorrorimagines

[0tivez]

i love all ur head canons so much!!! idk if u take requests but i would love to see one about being roommates with gojo and/or geto/nanami/toji i kinda feel like being roommates with them would be horrible but so funny lol

if u don’t take requests no worries and have a good day!!

being roommates with the jjk men

(cause they would all be horrible ones)

note: thank you for your request anon! glad you liked my previous works! i do take requests, so if any of you want me to write something, send em away :)

warnings: gender neutral, slight nsfw

characters: gojo, geto, nanami, toji

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gojo

⁜ super interactive

⁜ wants to talk to you all the time

⁜ will bring girls over all the time and make SO MUCH NOISE

⁜ never cleans his dishes

⁜ his groceries consist of sweets and condoms

⁜ he will lay out his groceries, makes sure you notice the boxeS of condoms KWDSKLAMWEDLKMWASEF

⁜ "haha yeah i have lots of sex see??"

⁜ "i'm surprised you even had the decency to use condoms"

⁜ "huh, what does that mean?"

⁜ "wait don't go WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"??"

⁜ will get sick for eating too much sugar. he will give you big puppy eyes so that you feel bad for him and look after him

⁜ he looks happy all the time, but after missions, when he comes home and you're not on immediate eyesight, he will look dreadful. like, straight up depressed. if he realizes you can see him, he will change to the clown he is

⁜ you want to get to know him better but he refuses to talk about himself

⁜ i mean all he does is talk about himself but not like... y'know?

⁜ his room is somehow very tidy??

⁜ if you bring someone over to do the deed, he will walk in your room "on accident" the middle of it. if he walks in in the really middle of it, he will 100% make fun of your partner's penis size

⁜ not even after it, right to his face

⁜ he misses your movie nights a lot while he's away on a mission. he just keeps listing films to watch together to distract himself

⁜ will look after you if you get sick. softens up a lot too

⁜ mostly respects your boundaries, won't walk in your room unless you're away and he desperately needs your underwear for something

⁜ won't accept cheap furniture

⁜ will buy the most expensive choice of everything

⁜ will walk around just in his underwear all the time. if he's not in his underwear, he wears one of those sexy, fuckboy grey sweatpants. sometimes with a shirt on, preferably without any

⁜ opens youtube and leaves it on for hours while doing something (anything) else

⁜ you two get into fights a lot, he apologizes first cause 1) he can't bother 2) he will get bored if you don't talk to him 3) he probably is in the wrong anyways

⁜ he doesn't even realize how much he cares about you. same goes with you too

⁜ slowly, you realize that even if he annoys you a lot, you can't imagine a home without gojo

⁜ and somehow, gojo stops bringing girls home

geto

⁜ won't talk to you unless you talk to him first

⁜ he really only sees you as a stranger in your house at first

⁜ every part of the house he uses is clean and tidied except for his room, which gets messy pretty quickly

⁜ will clean his room at 3 am

⁜ you can see he feels some sort of discomfort if you're in the room with him in the middle of a chore or something, he just really likes being alone

⁜ either in his pajamas or black sweatpants/sleeveless shirts or long, oversized sweats (i'm literally drooling)

⁜ his side of the pantry is so nutritious. he also has lots of different spices

⁜ amazing cook

⁜ it looks and smells delicious all the time

⁜ the first time you ever interacted besides housework etc was over his cooking, actually

⁜ you just sneakily went in the kitchen and started a conversation. which, to your surprise, was a pleasant one. he knew how to hold a conversation and was super kind. with a rush of adrenalin, you then asked him to cook for you one day. he stood there still for a second smiled and said "of course". for a moment, you could swear he was blushing

⁜ doesn't bring girls over if you're home. he doesn't want to bother you

⁜ HOWEVER

⁜ if you do bring someone over while he is home ONCE, he will bring girls over for a week straight

⁜ mf lasts for hours too

⁜ i can't even tell who is more jealous at that point

⁜ you, who heard this sex god for hours

⁜ or geto, who just can't be interested in the person he is over right now

⁜ when he cooked for you, you two talked for hours, though you really can't say you learned much about him

⁜ his friends are home a lot, and unlike geto, they try to bond with you too

⁜ so, you slowly became someone in his friend group too

⁜ you two started spending more time together. you got a tv show to follow every night. you once fell asleep on his shoulder, and it may or may have not awaken something in him

⁜ geto thinks he really shouldn't think about you this much, thinks it would be bad but oh how badly he wants to knock on your door at this lonely hour

nanami

⁜ perfect room mate

⁜ you wonder why such a loner like him wanted to have a roommate honestly

⁜ and to be fair, he wanted one cause he was sure he would die of loneliness if he didn't

⁜ he usually comes home at a reasonable hour, but there are times when he comes late and just heads to his room straight away and just... not leave

⁜ holds small conversations with you

⁜ doesn't go out at the weekends, likes to spend his time home

⁜ he saw your pantry once, lectured you about a healthy diet and then offered to do the groceries and share the bill

⁜ you agreed and it was the best decision you have ever made

⁜ cause he picks so many various food, always chooses the freshest vegetables/fruits and for the first time in years, you feel healthy again

⁜ has high standards in cleaning, so he will want to clean the common areas himself and just ask you to clean your own room

⁜ the house always smells of his cologne. so, if he has to leave for a mission and the smell slowly fades away you find yourself uneasy

⁜ if you come home drunk, he will take care of you

⁜ accidentally left one of his boxers in the washing machine. you found it, it was legit one of those white, grandpa underwears so naturally you just burst out laughing

⁜ "what happened?"

⁜ "sorry gramps, just found your underwear"

⁜ he felt so embarrassed but honestly, you were too amused to care. he quickly took it from your hand and murmured "they are affordable and healthy"

⁜ the next week, he "accidentally" walked out of his room with a shirt and a pair of sexy, black boxers. he walked past you, not noticing you. you just stood there like (°-°)

⁜ sometimes, on the weekends, isn't home in the mornings. he comes home a bit closer to the afternoon with a gym bag. that's when you see him most relaxed. he just has that post workout glow, a relaxed energy flowing out of him, his blonde hair perfectly messy

⁜ yeah you definitely were the first one to fall for him

⁜ sometimes brings you chocolate

⁜ when he's not in the mood, holding a conversation with him is impossible. he just responds dryly and talks about such mundane things that you just want to lock him in his room

⁜ is too organized and wants you to be too organized as well

⁜ won't tell you what bothers him, but he will just correct something he sees in front of you while sighing loudly

⁜ you were sure he was asexual, cause ain't no way this man didn't have women AND men waiting in line for him (don't worry bestie he knows like 3 women in total and 1 manchild in line for him), until he mentioned his previous relationships

⁜ goes to bed early

⁜ once curiosity weighed boundaries, you knocked on his door. nanami isn't dumb, he knew your intentions. though he would refuse this invitation during the day, he decided to welcome you to his room for that one time. after all, everything changes after 2 am.

toji

⁜ my GOD bestie run away

⁜ doesn't pay rent

⁜ "i could pay you in somethin' else if ya know what i mean"

⁜ messy messy messy

⁜ thank GOD he rarely comes home, mostly to sleep

⁜ doesn't really try to interact with you

⁜ will cut you quick if you try to open a conversation

⁜ walks out of his room naked, to take a bath, naked, full on

⁜ you don't know if this man is a blessing or a curse

⁜ if you prepare yourself lunch the night before, he will eat it

⁜ so, after a while, you start preparing food for him too

⁜ has zero boundaries

⁜ will also change the channel you are watching without asking you

⁜ i don't think he even ever told you his surname

⁜ he probably doesn't know yours anyways

⁜ gets into fights with your landlord a lot. he is ready to choose violence but thankfully you're there to stop him

⁜ it's common for him to come home all bruised up, bleeding even

⁜ that's why you have a first aid kit ready on the counter

⁜ "what did you do this time toji"

⁜ "ya should see the other guy, doll"

⁜ there are small things he does without realizing their effect on you

⁜ like he will tower over you in the kitchen, take a look, grunt and leave, which makes your heart skip a beat

⁜ might see you as his personal maid

⁜ for some reason, he starts to buy 2 cans of beer. one for him, one for you

⁜ doesn't think about making a move on you, cause what if you fall in love with him? he has enough lovers

⁜ but then, why are you always on his mind when he's with other women?

⁜ why does the image of you waddling out of the bathroom with your tiny, tiny towel so alluring all of the sudden?

⁜ says stuff out of pocket, just to make you blush

⁜ he doesn't know two can play this game

⁜ you don't even think about making him fall for you or something, you just want to mess with him

⁜ so maybe your tiny towel might accidentally slip and show some more skin

⁜ to your surprise, toji is also in the room!! what a coincidence!

⁜ one night, you were going out with your friends. your shirt was a bit too tight and showed a bit cleavage that didn't go unnoticed by toji, who was just watching tv.

⁜ "i'm leaving!" you yelled, innocently.

⁜ toji got up, walked over to you, towered you. he lowered his head to your ear.

⁜ "all dressed up like this, you're gonna bring men in my house, hm? don't ya have any decency?" seeing your blushed face and widened

⁜ eyes, he grabbed your chin, amused.

⁜ "do i have to teach ya decency?"

⁜ yeah you definitely learned a lot about decency that night

thanks for reading! i love reading your comments/tags! as always, my inbox is open :) see ya (✿◠‿◠)

#sweet #sweet/spicy #hcs #gojo #geto #nanami #toji #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk hcs #the fic that started it all #jjk headcanons #jjk manga #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #gojo satoru #geto suguru #yaga masamichi #toji zenin #toji fushiguro #gojo satoru fluff #gojo x you #gojo smut #geto fluff #geto smut #geto x you #nanami fluff #nanami smut #nanami x you #toji fluff #lmao

[dearbaji]

Married Life With Them

Requested characters: Chifuyu, Baji (I added Draken, been thinking about him a lot recently ♡)

CW: fluff, brief mention of children

Chifuyu

Loving/ romantic marriage

Makes you tea or coffee almost every morning

After-work dates

He picks you up from work and takes you to the movies

Brings you clothes to change into

New flowers or plants every month or so, just to show you he still loves you

Even though he shows you and tells you every day

Sometimes you surprise him at the pet shop during lunch

You put on an apron and help out a little, probably cleaning a puppy crate or sweeping

He’s your personal cheerleader and right hand man

You’re his as well

Chores are split equally, sometime he does a little more if he notices you’re tired

If you decide to have kids, he’s ecstatic

The names he picks are quite questionable though

Baji

Fun marriage

Slow dances in the kitchen

When he runs out of his shampoo and conditioner he uses yours

Tried making breakfast once and almost burned the house down

Asks you to teach him how to cook

He’s really good at making one (1) dish

It’s most likely buttered noodles

But since he made them it’s delicious

Keeps feeding the stray cats

Asks if you can get some of your own

You agree and he brings home three at once

Your personal hype-man

Always tells you how beautiful you are

Owns his own kick-boxing gym

Teaches you how to fight (not self- defense, just fighting)

Days off from work are spent cuddling in the living room, binge watching a series you started together

Chores are split equally on the schedule, but you end up doing half of his because he forgot

If you decide to have kids, he’s all for it

Suggested his first kid be named Baji Jr. whether or not it was a girl or a boy

Draken

Responsible marriage

He makes the grocery lists

Doesn't wanna go grocery shopping without you though

If he notices that you’re out of something (which is rare) he’ll run out and get it before you ask

You visit his bike shop during lunch and he takes you for a ride

Insists you wear a helmet, he won’t even turn the bike on if you’re not wearing one

Has all of your important documents locked away in the house (birth certificate, the deed, etc)

Teaches you self-defense

Most of your dates are at home or at a nearby park (where he proposed 🥺)

You help him shave the sides and back of his head

Always asks your opinion on things before doing them

One time when you were sick, he went full care-giver mode

Sponge bath, did your hair, made lots of soup

Demanded you stay in bed

Even if it was just a cold

Chores are split equally, but if he has free time he'll do some of yours so you can relax

If you decide to have kids, he’s prepared

Buys diapers before the kid’s even born (like 4 months before they’re due)

Rules

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers headcanons #chifuyu x reader #baji x reader #draken x reader #chifuyu headcanons #baji headcanons #draken headcanons #tokyo revengers fluff

[comicaurora]

So how common IS slavery in aurora exactly? It seems to be one of those things that varies a lot depending on where you are, like assumedly Vash wasn't a fan, and apparently Asera is largely fine with it.

If Asera were largely fine with it, Tess probably wouldn't have specified this:

If someone is in a situation they can't leave and they're made to work, that's topologically similar to slavery. There are a LOT of situations that resemble that a little too closely for comfort that people wouldn't dream of calling slavery. For instance, if Galen bought Tess's "freedom" to get her out of that situation, but she had no way to go home and nobody else who would help and support her, Galen could be seen as doing a good deed by taking her in, and if he had her do errands or chores for him that'd be only reasonable for someone in his position…

Plenty of places have prison labor, indentured servitude, live-in servants who "could" leave but would probably starve, etc etc. Horrible, sure, but cushioned horrible, forms of slavery with big asterisks on the end - "but they deserve it," "but they chose this in the first place," "but I treat them well," etc. It's not exactly uncommon in the real world, either.

#aurora #asks

[erenisms]

hange zoe as your older sibling headcanons

eren jaeger as your older brother here

smart and passionate, an intern on a science laboratory

does your homework for you even if you don't ask

they'll see your worksheet lying on the coffee table and they'll be like, “it's free real estate”

they're touchy, hugs hugs hugs

will be often found in the house clinging to your arm or slumped on your back when they're not busy

very messy, leaves a trail of mess whether it be papers, clothes, or crumbs everytime they do something

can't cook OR clean for shit either so you do the chores for the sake of everyone in the family

rarely knocks and will often barge into rooms unannounced, especially yours

your door's locked? no, it's not

they have a duplicate key. even if they lost it, they have a sheer will of getting in

your parents wonder why won't hange just politely ask you to let them in

one time, they slammed your parents' door right before they do the deed and hange was banned on the second floor for a week

brings home the most absurd things and pieces of artworks in the house

you now have a small chimera statue under the painting of monalisa in the pose the scream in the living room

gifts you the weirdest trinkets like some sort of a cat— your favorite one was the small frog holding a cup of wine that you turned into a keychain

drags you into malls, karaoke, etc etc even if it's just the two of you

eats fish food

you have to stash it away somewhere super hidden unless you want your goldfishes to starve

also buys a specific brand of dog treats to snack on even if the family doesn't have a dog

often broke, you'll have to share money sometimes and hange never pays you back

gets serious when necessary especially when something or someone's bothering you

is actually pretty good at giving advices and comfort

uses their intelligence as advantage to be petty with someone who does something bad to you though

is friends with your friends

pushes you to become friends with theirs, too

loves you to death

claims that they will die for you but it's more likely that they will kill for you

- love, zari

#attack on titan x reader #aot x reader #aot x you #aot imagines #aot fluff #aot headcanons #hange zoe x reader #hange x reader #hange x you #hange zoe imagines #hanji zoe x reader #snk x reader #snk imagines #snk headcanons #older sibling!hange zoe #x reader #gender neutral reader

[clumsy-hood]

obey me! demon brothers + love languages (giving vs receiving)

prompt: how the demon brothers like to show and receive love

word count: 2,633

a/n: another late night attempt i wrote the night before and found in my notes. i really do appreciate feedback if anyone wants to shoot me a message. obey me, the ikemen otome games, and playchoices have really kept me nice and distracted during the pandemic so if anyone even wants to chat about any of those topics, i have thoughts and would like to hear yours. do this for a broke, bored bitch.

Lucifer

giving: quality time

There is no denying that the Avatar of Pride has a fairly hectic daily schedule—excluding his brothers��� shenanigans, that is still putting it mildly—so it seems best fit he best shows his love for you by simply spending time alone together. No matter if it’s a dinner date at Ristorante Six or spending the night together in his room listening to music, that time is strictly dedicated to you and no one else. You have Lucifer’s undivided attention—unless his brothers nearly destroy the house, then that is an entirely different story. One-on-one time with him may not always be as common as you’d like, but he sure as hell will put in the effort—so much so that if you’ve had scheduled plans for quite some time (ones he can’t afford to miss), he will rush every meeting, speed through paperwork, and all-in-all practically sprint to make it to you on time. 

receiving: acts of service

As much as he’ll go the extra mile to spend so much as a brief moment with you, the way to his heart is doing the little things to make life just a little more bearable for him. Mammon’s plotting to cheat some local low-tier demons? You’re there to redirect his plans to something less potentially chaotic. Lucifer forgot he had to make dinner for the house that night? You’re already on it so long as he helps with cleanup later. Beel ate someone’s food? You’ve already diffused the situation and now the brothers are heading on a snack run. At first, Lucifer was somewhat convinced you were trying to win his brothers’ favors until he realized every little deed or chore completed was to benefit him. Absolutely no ulterior motives planned! It wasn’t until you’d caught him half-asleep and hunched over the desk in his study and offered him a mug of hot tea did he realize how warm and cared for you truly made him feel. The poor guy just isn’t used to be loved and doted on. 

Mammon

giving: giving gifts

As greedy as he is to spend time with you, Mammon is convinced the best way to show you how much he truly cares for you is to give you anything and everything he can. You are the only person he can never bring himself to steal from—that’s just how special you are to him. In fact, you’re so important to him that every gift—no matter how big or small—given from him was purchased, won, or even made in the most honest ways possible. He sees you eyeballing a toy at a carnival? He’ll spend whatever money his broke ass has left just to win it for you. If you so much as mention in passing that you like a certain jacket, that boy will wait tables at Hell’s Kitchen for however long it takes to buy you what he thinks you deserve. You mean so much to him—a price that can never be paid, it doesn’t even exist—and even though you’re not nearly as materialistic as he tends to be, if he can’t afford to give you the world to see you smile, then he’ll damn well try to earn it some way or another. 

receiving: words of affirmation

Let’s face it, poor Mammon is often the brunt of jokes and insults from his brothers and the occasional low-tier demons, and your small words of kindness leave him a blushing, bumbling mess as he’d be quick to agree and accept your praise. Even if you complimented his hair or told him he had a cute smile in passing, it was as though someone lit sparklers in his chest and he couldn’t help how damn giddy he was. If the Avatar of Greed had a good idea, you were quick to agree and praise him—even defending his choices to his brothers whenever they dismissed or outright ignored him. The sound of your voice had become his favorite thing as though it could be the soundtrack of his day. Though, as much as he enjoyed your compliments and affirmations, you just listening to him vent or complain or even telling you about his day made him feel more heard than he had been for the longest time. And something about that was exciting and confusing all at once, but he knew he never wanted it to end. 

Levi

giving: quality time

The Avatar of Envy himself has mentioned that his type is someone he can spend time with—even if that means you both are doing completely different things. So long as you’re in the room with him, he feels completely at ease. It’s honestly one of the best ways he knows how to show how much he trusts you, simply by inviting you into his room and having you make yourself at home there. If you’re trying to read a book, he’ll offer a seat in his room to keep you nearby while he plays his newest game. And Levi loves inviting you to his room for movie nights or binge-watch whatever anime he’s sure you’re going to absolutely love and will keep peeking over at you to gauge your reaction or will occasionally pause it to explain certain plot points. The ultimate show of his affection? The second he invites you to play a video game together—no matter if it’s an RPG, story-driven, or an all-out battle raid—you know you’ve unlocked some type of high-tier level of trust with him and he never wants you to leave. 

receiving: receiving gifts

No matter how often you’d try to reassure Levi you cared for him and didn’t consider him a yucky otaku, your words never seemed to suffice. After plenty of trial and error to show you care, it was after you unknowingly purchased rare Ruri-Chan memorabilia as a gift for him did you realize how he best accepts love. Of course, everything you’d get him anything—even the smallest, most seemingly insignificant thing—he’d become a beet-red, stuttering mess spitting nothing but praise and adoration towards you. Because it means you listened to all the things he loves and went out of your way to show it. No matter if it was preordering a game he had mentioned wanting to play or even picking up a spare treat for him while you were out shopping, he always appreciated knowing you could be out there alone and still thinking of him. 

Satan

giving: words of affirmation

Everything the Avatar of Wrath says and does seem to be polished and refined, almost as though he has rehearsed several interactions that may happen to keep his rage at bay. Though, he is quick to realize it is slightly different to do around you. It isn’t that words are difficult for him but expressing them isn’t so much in average verbal praise as it is in written form. Out of all the brothers, he is the most likely to offer books with little notes of paper written inside for you to read, often comparing your relationship to those of fictional characters he has found. I mean, he’s even made you an entire picture book with his own created story starring the two of you just to show how much you truly mean to him. There would never be any doubt how much you truly mean to him, but when speaking those words aloud may come across as more aggressive than intended, it’s the written word where he truly shines in sharing his feeling towards you.

receiving: quality time

As much as he enjoys telling you—or rather, writing to you—how much you mean to him, he has a harder time simply accepting your words for what they are and claims he is not easily swayed with words as his brothers are. Instead, the best way Satan responded to your love and affection was simply from your mere presence. Whether your head rested in his lap while he read his book in his room or the two of you tested different Devildom and human recipes in the kitchen, your general being in the vicinity of him was enough to leave him feeling warm inside. After a suggestion from you, you both would even schedule time aside to take a stroll around RAD and Devildom, just a little adventure here and there where you’d try new restaurants or even pet the random cats you’d find. The demon had a way of coming and going as he’d please—often making acquaintances with those he’d meet—but you were always the one he looked forward to spending time with the most. He could hardly wait for whatever little adventure you’d experience together next.

Asmo

giving: physical touches

Given that he is the Avatar of Lust, it wouldn’t come across as too much of a surprise that Asmo shows his love and affection through physical touch quite often—so long as you’re comfortable with it, that is. Even though he’d regularly praise you with words, he’d much rather feel your hand pressed to his own or nonchalantly toy with your fingers while you relaxed with one another. If he thought your skin could use a little help, he’d offer hands-on assistance applying his regular regimen to your skin. He has such a gentle touch, if he saw you struggling with your hair in any way—tangles or just struggling to style it?—he’d be quick to offer help and would miraculously make it as painless as possible. And of course, he’d practically shower you in kisses—on your wrist, your lips, your cheeks, your forehead, your tummy, your fingertips, your ear, your neck, your nose, etc. If he could every inch of you with his love—in a less lewd way—he would in a heartbeat.

receiving: words of affirmation

While he’d love you reciprocating his physical love with touches of your own, there is nothing Asmo seems to truly desire from you more than the validation of him, his beauty, and your love for him. You knew the demon was well familiar with past lovers singing praises of his beauty and sexuality, but you had no idea just how much he sought your validation until he’d confessed how much your thoughts of him mattered. It would become a habit to wake up to him tangled beside you, whispering an ‘I love you’, and to be greeted with a gentle kiss. If he was ever overwhelmed or concerned with his overall image, you were quick to cease those worries with reminders about how beautiful he was and what a lovely heart he had as well. The moments you had admitted you loved his soft nature and gentle touch and warm embrace left an odd fluttering feeling in his chest. He knew he loved you, but it seemed he had no idea how much until you’d tell him those three words and gave him your undivided attention.

Beel

giving: acts of service

Honestly, Beel was never sure the best way of showing his love for you—he was always worried he’d say the wrong thing or that his hunger would get the best of him. He knew he cared for you and never wanted to cross any boundaries so he figured he’d do little things here and there just to see you smile. If he was excited to try new foods, he’d always get extra just for you. He wasn’t always the best with cooking, but if you mentioned you were homesick for the human world, then he’d ask Barbatos or Luke to help him make human food for you—and some for him to sample. If the Devildom weather left you feeling chillier than usual, he’d offer his jacket—although it was so massive on you, it practically pooled at your feet once he draped it over your shoulders. If you had passed out in the library, Beel wouldn’t hesitate to offer carrying you back to your dorm—or his, per your request. And if he found out you skipped a meal, I swear to Diavolo you are the only one he would ever share snacks with without a second thought. He just wanted you happy, healthy, and in Devildom with him and his brothers. 

receiving: quality time

For all the little things he enjoys doing for you, spending quality time with the Avatar of Gluttony is the best way to his heart—aside from food, that is. Offering to go out with him to Hell’s Kitchen for lunch or inviting him in the kitchen while you make cheeseburgers are the simplest ways to see him grinning wide. Even movie marathons in your room were a treat for him—and not just because he’d have brought a tub of popcorn—but it was an excuse to have you pressed against him and he loved that a little more than the bucket of buttery goodness in his lap. It could be a challenge at times with how packed both your schedules could be—especially if he had several back-to-back Fangol games—but you did your best to make it work. In between classes, you’d meet up and make time for little conversation, offering him a snack if you had anything on you, before going on with your day. If he needed a spotter or someone to record him working out? You were there in a heartbeat. It seemed like a lot of work sometimes to find moments alone together with everyone else around, but he was worth it. Beel would always be worth it. 

Belphie

giving: quality time

Belphie was never sure the best way to show you how much you meant to him; after all, he was the Avatar of Sloth so he wasn’t as accustomed to offering gifts or doing your chores around the house. But he found the most successful way was to simply spend time with you whenever he could. His brothers often vied for your attention, so if it meant carrying you on his shoulder to take you to the attic room for some one-on-one time then so be it. He did everything he could to stay awake so he could listen to you talk about your day, often nuzzling into your neck and pressing lazy kisses with a sleepy grin. He even tried to make it to more council meetings and RAD classes just so he had an excuse to spend time with you immediately afterward. His absolutely favorite moments would be any time he’d wake up before you or the ones where you’d like curled up against him because he knew he trusted you well enough to sleep on you, but a warm, fuzzy feeling enveloped him wholly, realizing you trusted him enough to do the same.

receiving: physical touches

Similar to his brothers, Belphie could be more than a little greedy for your time and attention—especially any sign of affection—but the best way to show any love was best translated through gentle touches. If you played with his hair and caressed his cheek during a cuddle session, that boy would let out the softest sigh and doze off quickly to sleep. He wouldn’t ever openly admit it out loud but loved the feel of your hand wrapped in his or the way your legs would get all tangled together whenever you were sleeping at night. And your hugs would honestly make his day. If Lucifer was starting to get to him, you’d swoop in with a comforting hug while his heart was practically pounding right out of his chest. Maybe Beel ate the food he was saving? You were quick to salvage his mood with a kiss to the cheek and a squeeze to his arm. He never understood how you could be such a lifeline for him, but somehow a simple touch from you kept him tethered to the rest of the world and left him enjoying being awake. 

#obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me hc #obey me! shall we date? #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me sfw #obey me drabble #obey me imagine #obey me blurb #clumsy-hood #my writing #commission open

[beebubb]

Random creepypasta headcanons

I imagine slenderman being like a dad figure to most of the pastas there and him seeing them like his kiddos (even though he doesn't admit it)

Even if the pastas do work for slenderman by killing, stalking, etc. Slenderman still offers psychological help and gives proper diagnosis of any health or mental problems

The most sensative and emotional and will literally cry for the dumbest reasons would be sherry, Sally, and nina

Sherry one time cried because she saw a venous flytrap catch a beetle and she felt bad for it

Slenderman probably has that little golden star sticker board for the pastas, and they earn a golden star if they finish a job early, help with chores, or just do any good deed in the mansion

LJ has a soft spot for abused children

Will Grossman wants to kill to become a famous killer like the pastas but gets scared to do so, and will probably cry if he ever did kill (especially if it was someone innocent)

Ben, sherry, and nina probably have shrines of their fictional crushes from games and anime

Ben is probably a huge weeb and probably owns body pillows and life size cut outs

Sherry, Jeff, and puppeteer are Hispanic and speak spanish

Sherry and Jeff speaks in Spanish sometimes just so no one knows what they're saying

Toby probably collects anything weird or interesting that he finds in the woods during missions

Toby is kinda like a cat. He will bring you random things he finds to show he likes you or appreciates you. So if he brings you a cool looking branch he found, you better appreciate it

They work for slender but not really as slaves, they actually get paid, but the highest paid are the proxies sense they are more professional and have more experience

When slenderman is with others rulers of hell, he brags about his workers and proxies

"WHERE'S THE CHOCCY MILK?!"-Toby

#jeff the killer headcanons #mine #my post #creepypasta #Slenderman #ticci toby #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta oc #Will grossman #laughing jack #Ben drowned

[fitzefitcher]

birthday rituals - horde side

so probably the people that actually kick this off are goblins. goblins to me read as Very Aggressively American, and so actually Believe in Birthdays and Birthday Presents and Cake etc., but I'm going to go ahead and tack on my family's own Birthday Rituals, in that there isn't just One birthday dinner per birthday. first there's birthday dinner on your birthday-day, with everyone currently in the house. THEN there's a second birthday dinner, with everyone in your immediate family. THEN there's a THIRD birthday dinner, for you and everyone you share your birthday month with, with everyone in your immediate family and also friends and also extended family also people that didn't manage to get in the first two times. Sometimes there are fourth and fifth birthday dinners, depending on who can show up. presents will happen either on your birthday day, or on the third birthday dinner for everybody in that month. presents are not guaranteed every dinner, but cake and ice cream are, and so is the song. The Song Is Mandatory Each Time There Is Cake, This Is Not Up For Discussion. also the week of your birthday you don't have to do any of the household chores just by exclaiming IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, or I'M BIRTHDAY, because it's your birthday. you are birthday.

orcs prior to thrall's horde probably didn't do birthdays per se? at least not the specific day. iirc they don't typically name their newborns until a specific nameday, which leads me to believe that this tradition maybe started out of waiting to make sure said newborn survived before naming them, which in a hostile world like draenor makes sense. so: orcs probably having 1 naming day per season, and you probably get to celebrate your naming day with everyone else who lived to see that season. there's probably some clan-specific rituals, maybe the shadowmoon are better about keeping track of your actual birth date for astrology reasons, but in general, pre-horde and old horde tradition doesn't seem like it would have time for something that's arguably pretty frivolous. but in thrall's horde, with warchief "raised by humans who celebrate birthdays" thrall, new gen orcs probably do something for birthdays, both because of cultural influence from humans and goblins, and bc they have stability to be frivolous. maybe there's not cake, but there's definitely a favorite meal.

trolls DEFINITELY keep track of birthdays but for absolutely insane astrology reasons. the zandalari's rigid caste system leads me to believe that upper-class nobles have their lives planned from the fucking START, so birthdays are EXTREMELY important in plotting out the entire course of your life based on if draenor is in retrograde or some shit. I think it would be neat if trolls had quinceaneras, given the mesoamerican influence. presents are probably more practical among the not-so-wealthy, and extremely ostentatious and politically driven for the very wealthy. depending on your star sign, you probably give thanks to whatever pantheon god you were born under. bwonsamdi is the equivalent of scorpio no I will not apologize or budge on this.

tauren are very similar to orcs in this way? mostly because the tauren's lifestyle prior to thrall's horde is very very similar to the orcs' lifestyle pre-horde, in general. given their proximity to nelves and their reverence for the sun and moon, they probably keep track of birthdays using what moon phase and season it is. it seems like camping and campfire culture is relatively important to them, so a birthday ritual might be less presents and cake and more telling stories around the fire about you, and your accomplishments and friends and family, and maybe telling some stories about folk heroes or the deeds of ancestors long past. but then: Horde Were Declared, and again similar to the orcs, birthday ritual probably now includes a favorite meal, and maybe a little more frivolousness.

forsaken are. having a weird time at all times always and forever, but I think a couple of them would hold onto birthdays, or at least feel Some Kinda Way about it. again, it probably doesn't become prevalent again until they join up with the horde, and maybe it's a little easier to celebrate someone else's birthday bc they're still alive, and maybe it's fun to see baffled rage on the faces of their new allies when it comes time to do Cake and Candles and The Birthday Song. probably when goblins join the horde formally is when the forsaken go Full Birthday Madness, much to the confused fear of the rest of the horde.

belves probably have a watered down version of nelf astrology, which in turn is a watered down version of troll astrology, though tbh they're so long-lived I'm not sure if they would care to keep track of actual birthday dates. probably what would happen is that they would reach a certain age number, and then sort of. just stop keeping track lmao? because they're effectively alive long enough that it doesn't matter that much. but, given their rapidly shortening lifespans in comparison to nelves, well. they probably are getting back into the habit of keeping track of them. probably again in the same vein as trolls, where the less wealthy give practical presents, and the very wealthy give ostentatious presents. probably after joining the horde and being subjected to the forsaken and goblins' collective Birthday Madness also corrupts them into joining the madness, also.

pandaren birthdays are relatively straight-forward, in that there's maybe some presents, but it's more about having a lot of good food and a lot of good booze. they probably have some coming-of-age milestone birthdays in which you get a specific present for hitting a specific age, but pandaren culture strikes me as very intimacy-forward, so gifts wouldn't be expsensive so much as thoughtful and of good quality, with the specific person in mind. maybe they prefer something crafted by hand by the person giving them the present, rather than store-bought.

the nightborne like. don't Get keeping the exact birth date at first? they're probably in the same boat as tauren in that they keep track of season and moon phase moreso than the actual date, and probably just kind of Forget how long they've been alive after a while lmao. but the nightborne at their heart Do in fact, like to Party, and the Birthday Madness is Inescapable, so: they, too, join in on the birthday madness.

#gentle horde content #warcraft

[idontblushsrry]

Inuyasha Characters As Roomates

In honor of yashahime’s release i’ve decided to post this for no real reason.Can you tell who my bias is lmao. Lmk if I should do a Part 2 with the people I missed. Also I apologize I haven’t updated in like a year I have a post addressing this coming up soon. Thank you for your continued support despite the fact that I’ve been updating infrequently, I really appreciate it. Without further ado:

Warnings: Some swear words oop

Word Count: 1632

Inuyasha

You want Inuyasha as your roommate???Chile anyways...

No but fr tho in general Inuyasha isn’t an awful roommate, he pays his bills on time(ususally), doesn’t make too big of a mess but that’s just because he owns like 3 things and 2 outfits.

No, the real problem with Inuyasha is that he is LOUD

You walk outside to throw the trash away and he’s in his room screaming about a video game or something and the WHOLE neighborhood can hear him. 

People pokin they head out in concern and everything

Another time he was watching a horror movie and you guess the characters did something stupid because you hear a scream from the character and then Inuyasha screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT WAY DUMBASS! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DEAD NOW!”

Shit woke you up out of your sleep

After that incident you knew you’d have to ask him to be a bit more considerate of your eardrums.

So, you ask him to quiet down and he pouts like a child and huffs and puffs.

He does quiet down tho...for about 2 minutes until he stubs his toe on the end of the couch

God bless you and your patience but god bless his girlfriend Kagome

She’s a saint

If it were up to Inuyasha your groceries would consist of a cabinet of ramen like the man has the budget for ramen and paying his share of he bills why would he spend money on things like fruit???

This is where Kagome comes in, she comes by pretty regularly and she brings food or groceries because she of all people knows how terrible Inuyasha’s shopping habits are.

Bless her soul truly and every time she does this you thank her lmaoo

Inuyasha eventually does move out with Kagome but he does apologize for being loud before he leaves, you aren’t sure if he did that on his own or if Kagome made him do that

Kagome

She’s so sweet

Fair share of chores, groceries, she cooks for yall sometimes, truly a saint

Only 2 problems:

Ms. Girl has no moneyyy

Poor Kagome, she always tries to pay her bills on time but between trying to feed Inuyasha, helping out her family, and school the paycheck only spreads so thin(She does eventually quit school to start working more but)

Nothing wrong with this but you do end up having to cover for her sometimes.

She of course thank you and you don’t usually mind and your routine was functional for you two, until you meet problem number 2 

The loudest mf on the planet Earth, her boyfriend, Inuyasha

One day you’re in he kitchen grabbing something to eat and you hear pounding on the door like the police showed up.

You proceed cautiously because...what the fuck and you almost reach the door before you hear 

“I’ll get it!”

You’ve never seen Kagome run faster

She opens the door and you see this 5′5 mf who was banging on the door like he paid the bills

Inuyasha just has rbf but you don't know that so you think he’s making faces at you

Immediately you have a problem with him

“Hey Kagome, who’s this?”

She looks between you two before immediately rushing to introduce you to each other

“Oh, I forgot my purse be right back guys.”, Kagome left not knowing that yall were about 2 seconds from fighting

You didn’t like Inuyasha for banging on the door and glaring and he didn’t like you for glaring at him

After that you just avoided talking to inuyasha for the sake of keeping the peace

When he came over you exited stage left 

Eventually Kagome does move out with Inuyasha and she asks why you and Iuyasha had never spoken to each other

“Are you kidding me the first day we met he was already glaring at me?!”

“Ohhh, that’s just his face, he’s really sweet promise :D”

You doubted that

You liked Kagome as a roommate but you were glad she was moving out so you could find someone who could pay the bills on time.

Sango

She a baddie ngl

Aside from that, Sango is the perfect roommate

However, I hope you aren’t allergic to cats or Miroku because they’re pretty much a package deal

Also hopefully you don’t hate children because she does have Kohaku to worry about

But she makes pretty good money at her job so expenses aren’t a issue

She also isn’t home too often between her job, taking care of Kohaku and Kirara, and her relationship

She ends up spending more and more time at Miroku’s place anyways

Sango finally moves in with Miroku when she gets pregnant, yall still keep in touch tho because you’ve become good friends

And thus you say goodbye to the best roommate to ever grace this Earth lmao

Miroku

Miroku is the shortest lasting roommate on this list

Mans is a little creeper pervert and that shit gets annoying after a while

You’ll be walking out the shower and Miroku’s standing there like “hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”

Needless to say you smacked the taste outta his mouth and he stopped with that real quick

He stops but you’re surprised when you see Sango come over 

Your hand starts itching with the urge to slap him again...

You meet Sango and what she sees in him is... baffling, scientists to this day still don’t understand 

Baby girl, you’re Sango do better, self love

Anyways, Miroku moves out eventually and he takes his nasty ass ways with him

Later you find out that Sango moved in with him and sje’s gon have a baby by him

But you know that’s none of your business 

Koga

If you thought Inuyasha was loud...

Inuyasha doesn’t have any friends, Koga has a wolf pack...

Parties all the time good luck homie

If you were tryna study, sleep, do work, etc. best wishes lmao

You come home and mans got 2 random people over like how ya doin   O-O

“Hello”

“Where’s Koga?”

They point to the kitchen and you head here ready to just “talk” with Koga

He turns around and gives you the cutest smile known to man and you immediately lose your will to argue

Can’t argue with a man that beautiful sorry...

Anyways besides being loud af, Koga is HYPER

Mans is up at 5 am knocking on your door like “hey you wanna jog to the gym”

“No Koga, goodnight”

‘No problem, it’s the morning btw!”

He’s actually a decent roommate and he moves into a bigger house with his friends and calls it the ‘pack house’

He actually invites you to come move in w him and his buddies 

You tell him you’ll think about it

Sesshomaru

The king of “I’m better than you”

He has his life so well together and you’ve gotta give him props

Mans is basically Caspar the Friendly Ghost of roommates 

Does he actually live here? the lights stay on and his name is on the deed so... I guess

Seriously tho, Sesshomaru doesn’t need a roommate but he does need someone to mind Rin

You might ask, what about Jaken, Jaken is busy (following Sesshomaru) or so he claims

Sesshomaru isn’t too bad honestly he covers the majority of the expenses in exchange for you watching Rin and feeding Ah-Un

So you’re basically Rin’s stay at home nanny

But you don’t mind because she is a SWEETHEART

Ah-Un isn’t too bad, just feed 2 lizards

(Although depending on who you are feeding them bugs might be your worst nightmare)

Jaken and you buttheads all the time, it’s almost comical

The times you interact with him mainly consist of you telling him to leave Rin alone or him telling you something Sesshomaru said

Speaking of Sesshomaru you don’t see him often and the only times you hear from him are in the form of notes he leaves around the house to the degree of ‘I fed Ah-Un this morning’ or ‘Make sure Rin takes her vitamins’ 

The other times you “hear” from him are when Jaken comes by saying things like ‘Lord Sesshomaru has requested that you prepare Rin to go out’

And for a while you were like who tf does he think he is because like yea he pays most of the rent but like he isn’t paying you for this so why does he think he can order you around indirectly

The first time you see Sesshomaru, it’s late and Rin’s been asleep for hours.

You walked into the kitchen and didn’t bother with turning the lights on but then you heard the smallest shuffle and a groan

And the moonlight comes through the window at the perfect angle and it reflects so beautifully off his silver hair

He turs some and you see his face and immediately take back all the times you’ve cussed him out mentally

And the you realize you’re in your pajamas staring at this man you’ve never met before that’s sleeping on the couch. For all you know he could be some random guy who broke in

He looks so peaceful that you loathe to disturb it but you poke at him w a stick and he groans out something to the tune of “Go away Jaken”

“I’m not Jaken”

He immediately sat up and stared at you like he was trying to figure out who you were in his head for a moment 

“Don’t you want to sleep in your room?” you asked him. He stood up and begun to walk towards his room in response 

You just watched him walk away but before he turned the corner into the hallway you swear you heard him say “You should get some sleep too.”

#inuyasha imagines #inuyasha imagine #and they were roommates #sango #miroku #sesshomaru #koga #koga inuyasha #kagome #inuyasha

[jaskiersvalley]

Hidden Depths

I am determined to finish my @sugar-and-spice-witcher-bingo card. So here’s another fill. Despite it being a spicy prompt, this turned into more of a sugar one.

Prompt: Tentacles Title (optional): Hidden Depths Relationships (romantic/platonic/etc):  Lambert/Eskel/Cahir/Aiden Rating: T Content Warnings: None Summary: Witchers are nothing more than overpowered idiots prone to forgetting their abilities when caught up in the fun of a snowball fight.

Humans were peculiar, Lambert had always known that. None were perhaps more fascinating than Cahir, at least in his eyes. The man kept up with a Witcher without complaint and found it in his heart to love not one, not two but three of them at the same time. It certainly made the Path more bearable, having a companion riding alongside for parts of it. Usually Cahir tended to stick with Lambert or Eskel, Aiden’s general stomping grounds were too close to Nilfgaard for it to be safe for Cahir. Plus, the contracts he took tended towards ones better for solitary work with the need for a rather rapid exit. That would have only been hindered by a companion.

However, they had Kaer Morhen and winter to spend time together. It was been nerve-wracking to arrive as a group the first time but, by some fortune, the others accepted the new arrivals without hesitation. Even if said guests were odd. For example, Cahir never undressed in front of anyone. He would rather take a quick, functional dip in the hot springs at a ridiculous time than share the space with anyone. No matter what, he was always bundled up, claiming he was used to the warm climates of the south so felt the cold more acutely. Which was just bullshit, Eskel had seen him sweating in a jumper and but resolutely maintaining he was fine and didn’t need to strip. It sadly ruled out anything other than kisses, handjobs and the odd blowjob if they would manage to only work trousers open for the deed. It was just a Cahir-ism that they all learned to accept. Much like how Eskel tried to eat softer foods when given a choice, Aiden never slept on the edge of the bed and Lambert always walked with a torch in hand when it was dark, Witcher vision be damned.

As it tended to happen, chores got waylaid by fun. Nobody could remember who threw the first snowball. Probably Aiden but Cahir was standing nearby and looking far too innocent for it to be real. In a way, it didn’t matter. What did matter was the all out war that was being waged. Lambert and Eskel teamed up against Geralt and Jaskier while Cahir and Aiden were scheming. Snow flew through the air at an alarming rate and the game moved over the terrain. They were on the beach to the frozen over lake, screaming and laughing as they played. There was a natural narrowing between snowbanks that was the perfect place for an ambush strike. With a boost from Aiden, Cahir sprung out, a giant snowball hefted above his head in both hands, ready to bring Geralt down.

The noise alerted Geralt and he twisted, squinting up at the figure flying through the air towards him. Instinct took over and his aard hit just as Cahir released the snowball. It crashed into Geralt but Cahir was also sent hurtling through the air. He landed on the ice of the lake with a sickening crunch and fell through into the water. For a moment nobody moved, staring at the hole Cahir had dropped through before yells went up. Aiden was stripping as he sprinted, skidding the last little bit before diving into the water. As the next smallest Witcher, Lambert was belly crawling to the hole, ready to help pull the two out.

Waiting felt excruciatingly long. Geralt was guiltily stepping from foot to foot, muttering about how he forgot they weren’t all Witchers, not used to human company in their games while Jaskier rubbed his back comfortingly. At long last the surface of the water was broken as Aiden kicked up, dragging a very limp and blue lipped Cahir up. Immediately, Lambert was hoisting Cahir out by the back of his coat and dragging him to thicker ice. Half way there Cahir stared coughing and spluttering, water spilling from his lips even if he wasn’t quite conscious just yet and his clothes were rapidly hardening into ice.

“We need him out of those clothes,” Eskel declared, reaching for him while Lambert turned to help Aiden who was already stripping. Geralt was handing his coat over to keep him warm while Lambert scooped Aiden up, determined to keep him warm and carry him back to the fire burning high in Kaer Morhen. There was a soft exclamation of “oh wow” from Eskel which drew attention.

Wrestling Cahir out of his clothes was revealing more than bargained for. It wasn’t battle scarred skin that he had been hiding. Instead, inky black tendrils looped over his skin. They were small and thin at the edges but fully formed tentacles looped over his shoulders, chest, down his thighs.

“What the hell?” Lambert stepped closer to peer at it.

“Nilfgaard’s reminder,” Aiden said simply. “They wage war by sea and land. This is their reminder that someone will always be in their hold. Seems they got Cahir pretty good.”

Opening up his coat, Eskel bundled Cahir against his chest, tucking his face against his neck. It meant he could feel cold nose and lips against his skin but also a warmer, juddering breath.

“Well, he’s our now,” he declared. “He’s got nothing to be ashamed of or hide around us.”

They jogged back to Kaer Morhen, taking up their usual spot in front of the fire in the dining hall. The furs and throws were quickly pulled around them all, huddling for warmth. As they settled around Cahir, he finally started trembling thankfully. It meant he would be back with them soon.

Sure enough, he groaned, lips pink once more as he blinked his eyes open. The realisation he was naked visibly hit him and he flinched, pulling the throw to cover even the curves of his shoulders.

“It’s okay,” Eskel rumbled, trying his best to reassure. “We still love you.”

Pulling the covers away from Cahir’s back, Lambert made a point of kissing over the inked skin, tongue tracing one of the tentacles. “Kind of hot actually. Now that we know, does that mean we can convince you to join us in bed?”

A hand smacked the back of Lambert’s head and he growled at Aiden who shook his head fondly. “Such a one track mind. Honestly. One would think you were raised by wolves.”

That at least broke the tension and Cahir snorted. The throw dropped a little further though his unease was painfully visible. However, with the way the other three piled in around him, it was difficult to hold onto fears. Especially in the face of such enthusiastic appreciation.

Geralt and Jaskier were a little off to the side of the pile, Geralt looking like a kicked puppy.

“I’m sorry,” he finally blurted out, much to Jaskier’s pride. “I forgot you aren’t a Witcher.”

“I guess it’s the most tentacles the lake has seen in a long while,” Cahir replied easily. “No harm done though I wouldn’t be eager for a repeat performance.”

“There is only one tentacle I’m interested in,” Lambert snickered and yelped when Aiden nipped at him with a giggle.

The snickering was put a stop to by Vesemir appearing, a tray of steaming tankards in his hands. He settled down at the edge of the pile.

“I heard you could all do with some warming up.”

The mulled cider got passed around, everyone finally sitting up, a throw artfully wrapped around Cahir to hide the worst of the tattoos. It wasn’t an immediate ease with his own body around others, but it was certainly a start.

#eskel/lambert/cahir/aiden #Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach #eskel #lambert #aiden #geralt of rivia #vesemir #sugar and spice bingo #tldr: cahir has something to hide

[trashydemigodmess]

raf/rae for the ship meme plz

they would absolutely terrify me, god help us all 🌹🍷

Who is more aggressive in bed? they both say themselves lmao it's a constant struggle

Lights on or off? on, obviously. what is this, amateur hour?

Who does what chores? they would hire someone to do all the cleaning, but like, I guess raf could be in charge of dishes and rae in charge of laundry

Who gets babied when they’re sick? rae would absolutely baby raf's dramatic ass 🙄

Who makes breakfast? rae would

Where would they go on their honeymoon? somewhere they can party lmao

What are their quirks while sleeping? I feel like they'd actually be pretty cuddly which no one would really expect and I think that's so cute

What is their favorite activity as a family? world domination? gdfkjgsdf just kidding

Who is the stricter parent? honestly, I don't think they'd have kids, they're both too busy having empires to run lol

Who would be the big spoon? rae would want raf to be the big spoon but like...she's sm taller than him, so she's definitely been the big spoon a few times and she maybe kinda enjoys it but never tell her I told you that

Who would wake up first? rae??? maybe?? idk

Do they have nicknames for each other? they are an exclusively babe/baby/baby girl household (also like...their names are already nicknames lmao)

What happened when they met each other’s parents? I think raf's mom would like rae a lot, but I think rae's family would tell her he gives them weird vibes and aren't quite sure why she's with him oop

How do they apologize after an argument? I feel like they wouldn't talk for a few days then have this dramatic as hell reconciliation lol

What would they be like as parents? okay if raf said but babe who's gonna take over the family business(es) someday rae would sigh and say yeah ur right good point and they'd have ONE child, that's it. a spoiled rotten child who would absolutely terrify me being the dna of raf and rae combined lmfao. I think they'd love their kid but like, they're both so busy they'd wind up being a bit distant and the kid is probs mostly raised by a nanny 😪

Who is the better cook? rae? i'll be honest idk what raf's cooking ability is gfkldsgsfd

Who is more romantic? I think raf would be c': he strikes me as someone who could pull of romantic gestures p easily and honestly deep down they are both softies who would really love each other

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? they'd just be showering each other in expensive shit gfkdjgdf

Who gets jealous easiest? oh absolutely rae, raf is too much of a flirt she doesn't trust him to keep his mouth shut when a pretty person is around

Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) raf will never turn down an opportunity to throw a party are you kidding

Who is the most adventurous? I think raf would be the one to just grab her hand and yeet off on an adventure and if she was in love tbh she'd follow that wild boy to the end of the earth

Who is the most protective? I feel like no one would dare try to come for them LOL but in reality i think rae would throw down pretty quickly if someone tried to talk shit about him

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? that popular couple that always had rumors swirling around the school about them because omg did you hear they got into a huge fight and were yelling at each other at the party on friday? omg I heard they got caught doing the deed under the bleachers? wait are they broken up again? eh they'll get back together in two days

Song to sum them up? idk WHY my mind is telling me it has to be a song by kesha but??? y'know that does feel right I just can't pick out which one

#ask meme: rae