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dcxdpdabbles · 3 months

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DCxDP: Professional Protector of Love

Danny Fenton moves to Gotham to start a second branch of Fenton Works. At least on paper, in reality, he is there to try and fulfill his obsession now that Amity Park has become too peaceful once he was officially crowned king.

His parents had been overjoyed he wanted to help the family business grow. They had been super supportive the day Danny revealed he was a halfa to them.

His dad even sat him down to apologize for all the hateful things he said about Danny through the years. His mom had been a little less vocal emotionally but she had also given him a deeply severe apology.

When they learned that Danny had been the one to save the town over and over again from invading ghosts, Jack jumped for joy that his son was a ghost hunter and a darn good one at that. They joined Team Phantom, keeping the world safe, and helped Danny hide his hero activities.

It really felt like Danny was part of the family business. It was a blast, even though they remained the town quacks for the first time Danny didn't mind. His parents knew he was a Halfa and they loved him anyway. That's all he needed.

When Clockwork came knocking when he was sixteen to explain that ghosts had chosen to follow the rules of conquest thus Danny was next in line for the throne, to be crowned at twenty, the Fenton's celebrated like Danny had been selected to the best Ivy schools. It meant a lot since realistically Danny didn't think he was getting anywhere with his grades.

His grades were terrible but Jazz helped him get his high school diploma by the skin of his teeth, and he was content with it. Once he graduated high school Danny felt adrift.

Amity Park hadn't been attacked in years due to him being announced as heir of the throne and no ghost would disrespect him by attacking his haunt. It was poor manners to attack the King. Ghost cared a lot about etiquette. Many of them existed because of etiquette.

The thing is Danny's ghost's existence depends on his obsession with Protection so when the ghost stops giving him something to protect Danny falls into his sub-obsession: love.

Sub-obsessions were like a secondary focus for ghosts. It was something that could grab their attention and even help them keep form but not as strongly as their main. It had its cons and pros like most things in life.

For one it wasn't as straightforward as the main obsessions. Protecting someone weaker in any situation was easier to physically do than trying to explain love and get it to appear in life. There are multiple versions of love, which makes things a little better, but Danny still has to depend on others for that to fuel him.

Danny likes to think of main and secondary obsessions in terms of running and jogging. Both got you to where you needed to go. One was just faster, and much more draining to do in the long run. The other took patience and tenacity but was rewarding over time.

The other notable characteristic of sub-obsessions was that they only appeared to ghosts who had an elemental core. Most had their common core- a core portraying to how a ghost came to be, either by death or being born in the Zone.

Danny was a rare few that had an ice core form around his common core. Most elemental ghosts were considered nobility in the zone and their rare appearance granted them special privileges.

One such privilege was attending high-class galas in the zone where he dined with the most important of beings. This was before he even knew he was going to be Ghost King.

It was at one of these Galas that he met Cupid- yes that Cupid- the ghost of love happily explained his Sub-Obession after his own core recognized a kinder spirit. Cupid said that if Danny could not be part of the love he could help others find the different ways love worked and that would help hold him over.

It was a challenge but Danny figured he could use the Greek words of love to help him satisfy his obsession.

He found that if he let his core guide him, the answer to any form of love issue would appear to him. Like his ghost breath activating, it was his sight of people who glow in different colors, telling him what type of love they were currently feeling.

Eros: romantic, passionate love colored red.

Philia: intimate, authentic friendship colored yellow

Storge: unconditional, familial love colored green

Philautia: compassionate self-love colored blue

Agápe: empathetic, universal love colored white.

Danny wanted to keep his secret identity as Phantom under wraps openly told being he could see "auras" that explain what to do.

Some called him crazy like his parents, but that changed the day after Danny spotted the soft red mixed with a chipper yellow glow around Dash and Kwan. He had pulled both individually to the side to talk about it- Kwan had been less hostile than Dash on his meddling- and only after successfully making them confess and start dating did people notice.

He became known around Casper High as the go-to person whenever they needed advice in any relationship. He even helped Sam finally connect with her parents.

Danny had a gift for it- and whenever he made them feel more love of any kind the more powerful did he feel. It was the same rush as rescuing someone but darn if it didn't have a kick to it. And everyone in Amity Park starts tripping over themselves to talk to him and hear his opinion on the issue.

Sam jokingly told him to start charging people. Tucker took the joke as gospel and created him an email and an online store. He had linked Danny's store to Fenton Works- since the business license was so open-ended- and Danny Fenton, Professional Protector of Love worked under Fenton Works before they finished their junior year.

Danny adored working as a protector of love, but his main obsession needed fulfillment so Jazz suggested a move. Take his love work to the most dangerous city in the county. Protect people by night as Phantom and by day give the downdraught citizens some help in bettering their relationships.

His parents helped him pick out a store with an apartment on the top floor, Tucker as both tech support and a clerk for his small store section of Love Charms, while Sam joined up as a receptionist.

His two best friends were going to be his roommates while they studied at Gothum U for their degrees. He would pay them but until he had a solid client base it wouldn't be a lot.

Both seemed fine with the arrangement since Danny was letting them live rent-free with their own rooms.

Jazz and his parents remained in Amity Park but they swore to visit whenever they could.

It took seven months of work but the store was ready- he styled it to look like ancient Greek Cupid-inspired decore. He also had to get all the legal work out of the way and get familiar with the city before he tried to depute as Phantom.

He figured that for now he could stick to protecting humans from ghosts, vengeful spirits, and the busload of curses that cluttered Gotham. Danny would leave human crime to the Bats while he settled. He would step in if he happened upon a situation but he wouldn't go out of his way to find it.

"Danny, do you need anything for the aura reading?" Sam asks typing away at her desk computer. She took her job seriously. Tucker was typing away on his personal laptop, likely working on some homework. "The first customer is already in the consultation room."

Danny adjusted his pure white suit with small colored lines. He had it specially made to have all the colors he saw in love as his uniform. He wanted to give off the Prince vibe of his ghost status.

"I'm good!" He calls back to her, walking down the soundproof room- to give his clients the privacy they deserve- and giving his best professional smile at the boy sitting on the plush couches inside. He designed the room to look like a Greek palace and he hopes the others appreciate.

"Hello, Mr. Wayne. I hear you need professional help with protecting the various types loves in your life?"

"Tsk." Damian Wayne, in all his twelve-year-old glory, raises his chin. "I am capable of protecting them just fine. I merely... need further information on how to show my fondness is all."

Damian glowed green- which meant he needed help connecting to his family or at the very least learning how to talk to them. Danny's smile widens. "You came to the right place for that. Let's start the ready yeah?"

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #Professional Protector of Love #happy valentine's day #Danny is a love guru #In a way #Took some liberties with Ghost cores #Damian found out about someone who can explain love and went Sign me up #None of the bats know Danny is here #Danny out here to fix relationships and and kick ass #Tucker and Sam just want to live rent free

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bet-on-me-13 · 7 months

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Lady Gotham raises Bruce Wayne

After the tragedy that happened on that fateful night in Park Row, the Spirit of Gotham understood something.

Bruce Wayne was destined to become the Dark Knight of her City, the Protector of Gotham and all of her peoples, as well as one of the Greatest Heroes to ever exist. And to fulfill that Destiny his life would be filled with hardships and pain beyond what most Mortal men would be able to Handle.

So, she decided, "Nope. My child, my rules."

She may not be as caring or compassionate as her Sister, Metropolis, but she can still feel enough compassion to know that she doesn't want this little boy to suffer all that alone.

So she takes on a Mortal Form and crafts herself an Identity, and then gets herself Hired as the new Maid, as a partner to Alfred.

She take up a Maternal Role in Bruce's life, similar to Alfred's Paternal Role. But while Alfred starts teaching Bruce about all of his old MI6 Training, Lady Gotham starts training Bruce is more Mystical stuff.

She basically teaches him everything there is to know about Magic, everything he could possibly ever need.

She teaches him about the different monsters of the world, how they can be beaten and how they can be befriended.

She teaches him about all the different types of Magic she knows of, just so he knows what he is getting into if he ever decides to learn how to use it. Or how to counter it.

She teaches him about all the different dimensions she can think of, from the Fae Wilds to the Ghost Zone. In fact, she teaches him mostly about her own original home, the Infinite Realms.

She tells him about the history of the Realms, how they came to be and all about the beings thay reside there.

She tells him the story of Pariah Dark, the good king who fell to his own Hubris and became a tyrant.

She tells him about Clockwork, the Ghost of an Ancient Tita who now lives in search of redemption by keeping the world safe.

She tells him about the Ancients, who banded together to Seal away the Tyrant Pariah, and then split up to rule over their own Kingdoms.

And this information comes in handy when he eventually becomes the Batman. While he never did learn how to use Magic, he is still one of the most accomplished Magical Consultants in the World (Something that really ticks off a certain sad trenchcoat man). Whenever the League has an Issue with a Magical Threat, they always turn to Batman.

So Lady Gotham thinks she did her job pretty well.

And then he adopts kid...and she absolutely ADORES THEM!

Dick is so Carefree and fun! Jason was such a bookworm, even after his death and resurrection! Tim was such a smart kid, she was honestly hoping he would be chosen as the next Robin. Stephanie added a much needed air of joy to the house, for her short time with them. And Damian was such a petulant but creative child!

She absolutely loves them!

So when some crooks manage to kidnap HER Grandbabies while they are on a civilian family bonding trip to the Park, there will be Hell to Pay.

She may not be as compassionate as her sister, but she can be twice as Vengeful.

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jotaroslooseeyebrowhair · 1 year

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Dp x Dc Prompt

Danny’s family dies for some reason right, and then he gets is adopted by the Wayne’s or the Kent’s or whoever you’d like really, and when he eventually gets to Gotham he feels the sheer amount of lost spirits and immediately finds the tallest rooftop possible, and starts dancing. Full on, around a bonfire type dancing, he’s doing a specific reaper dance that the ancients taught him to ease the souls of the lost, forgotten, and damned, so they can pass on safely to the zone and whatever awaits them next. He wants to help them, wants to ease the burden Gotham holds, taking care of all these lost souls. He smiles and laughs, dances to the songs Gotham herself gives him, the hustle-bustle of the night that he adores so much. His glowing freckles brighten for every soul that passes on and no matter how many bats come and try to interrupt him, he is just very very excited to be able to help so many souls, to ease Gothams burden, to be able to satisfy his obsession for the first time in weeks, he’s just, so so happy.

#he’s a happy lil guy #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dp #dp x dc prompt #ghost king danny phantom #Gotham #writing prompt

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saphushia · 4 months

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do you have any fic recs for dp/dc? ive been interested in reading good ones but its kinda hard to shuffle thru them all.

oh fuck yeah you know i do. i'm just gonna make a list of good ones until i get bored or tired lets see how long this gets lmao

also personal preference wise i'm not big on the danny-gets-adopted fics so u gotta ask someone else if u want recs of those ones lmao

⭐= my absolute favorites all fics are gen unless a ship is listed make sure u check fic tags for CWs b4 reading 👍

=ONESHOTS=

⭐It all Started at a Convention tim meets danny at a tech convention and they have a surprisingly nice afternoon together. and then tim comes to a realization about some things danny said...

A Monsterous Kind of Love [tim/danny] tim's a vampire. danny's a full ghost. tim gets to kill a few hunters in a frenzied rage to keep danny safe. as a treat <3

You've Got My Heart (I've Got Your Soul) [tim/tucker] congrats tim! you met your soulmate! why's he trying to kill you. hm. maybe you fucked up, buddy

Of loss, longing and long duration. [danny/bruce] of danny falling in love with bruce, breaking up with bruce, and proceeding to still be adored by all bruce's kids, past and present.

You Are a Monster (But So Am I) [danny/duke] duke's not a monster fucker- he's not! he swears! it's just this one, specific, really pretty eldritch snow monster-

If I had a nickel for every billionaire that tried to kidnap me, I’d have two nickels- which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice bruce is very tired. it's not his fault he accidentally kidnapped some teenager. aka danny's very bad wierd and stressful afternoon.

=ONGOING=

If You Give a Bat a Burger danny's just trying to lay low while keeping gotham's spirit infestation under control- of course nothing ever is simple for him. meanwhile, the bats all have their hands full with what seem to be unconnected cases, but nothing's ever simple for them either.

Rooftop Express [danny/jason] danny is bored and starts his own version of doordash in gotham. red hood keeps putting in orders so he can see the cute delivery boy <3 what do you mean he's a halfa

⭐Bus to Nowhere danny's adventures being a homeless teen in gotham on the run from his parents and the GIW. he's called dumpster tommy now, and he can't seem to stop befriending criminal and attracting vigilantes desperate to help him

An Interesting Family Tree [danny/tim] danny left the league of assassins years ago, but he can't seem to keep his nose out of it when he finds out red robin's being targeted by them. (canon divergence of tim's search for bruce in the red robin comics, where danny joins him. don't need to read the comic to read the fic)

⭐Grave Promises after an identity reveal gone wrong, danny has no one to turn to. no one, except, maybe, the hero who got stuck in the ghost zone years ago, who became danny's friend, danny's mentor, before they finally got him returned to his timeline. nightwing.

Our Empty Graves [jason/danny] danny, mute, injured, and on the run, is saved from a tight spot by red hood. he quickly becomes jason's problem, and jason makes the mistake of becoming endeared to this snarky shit.

Night Circus [dick/danny] dick hits it off with danny, a circus performer who just came to gotham. dick's thrilled- aside from the fact that circus gothica seems to be connected to the string of robberies that's suddenly hit gotham, and the bizarre thief dressed like the grim reaper...

Secretary Danny danny accidentally gets himself hired as the personal secretary of tim drake, wayne industries CEO. he's surprisingly ok with this, actually. and he's scarily good at it.

ok it's late i need to go eepies now have funnnn <3

#fic rec #answers #dcdp #anonymous #i have too much time to trawl thru fics lmao #<- guy who regularly just. goes thru every single page of fics when they get into a new fandom

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disillusioneddanny · 9 months

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DP x DC Fic Recs

A list of DPxDC fics that don't have the following tropes:

Danny gets adopted by the Waynes

Danny is rejected by his parents for being Phantom.

The lovely @spite-sapphic-starlight started a really wonderful list that you can read here

But lets just show a little more love for the fics that don't fit those tropes.

also disclaimer: this is not any hate to those tropes, i love them dearly and have written quite a few of them myself. but apparently that's all DPxDC seems to be known for so we should take some time to highlight some truly amazing fics.

Born to Make History by Halfagone and Nightshiftshenanigans

It's a Jason Todd/ Danny Fenton Figure Skating AU with a no powers AU and it's absolutely beautiful.

I’m Falling for you (Now we’re both Falling) by Milaley, ziazippy5379

Danny is a paramedic who moves to Gotham because he wants to help people and the pay for paramedics is good. He meets former police officer Dick Grayson who spoiler happens to be his soulmate. Danny's parents struggle with the fact that they are the reason he's a halfa but they don't reject him.

A Second Life by Die_Erlkonigin6083

Danny is reincarnated and wakes up to find himself a little boy who is the clone of Dick Grayson who decides to raise his clone as his son. This isn't really an adoption AU since Danny was created as a clone and he didn't run away from the Fentons, I can't really share more without spoiling the entire premise :3 but it's very good and is a good play on the Danny is a Wayne trope.

Fall Before You Fly by DisillusionedDanny, GuardianofDawn

Danny decides to go on vacation and explore the different universes, he goes to the DC universe and joins a circus and becomes an escapologist and meets Dick who wants to learn how he's so good at what he does.

Schrodinger's Danny by Die_Erlkonigin6083

The Fentons were never Danny's parents in this AU and he became a halfa in a completely different way. Danny is the twin brother of Damian and flees into the ghost zone letting everyone think he's dead. He's younger in this AU and honestly it's such a cool take on the DemonTwin trope.

Forget the Christmas Spirit (Run Away With Me) by halfagone (milkywxy)

Danny and Damian meet in Paris right before Christmas. They fall in love on the trip and Danny decides to spend Christmas with the Waynes instead of going back to his own family where his parents make Christmas an entire thing each year.

We Lit a Match by GuardianofDawn

Danny has a gift that lets him see if people around him are going to die. He learns that he's the reason his family dies and runs away before that happens. He finds himself getting adopted by one Lex Luthor.

No bad parents Fentons, Danny runs away to keep them safe

Not adopted by a Wayne, it's Lex Luthor

it's a fun flip on both of those tropes.

Shovel Talk by SummersSixEcho

Danny and Tim go on a roadtrip for Tim to meet Danny's parents. Established relationship Tim/Danny

It's a very wonderful take on Good Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton and it's just a lovely story altogether.

Eat the Acid by DisillusionedDanny

Danny meets Conner Kent and falls head over heels in love with him. They discover that Vlad and Lex have teamed up to make the ultimate clone warrior. With the help of the Fentons and some unlikely friends they bring the clone back to Fentonworks so that they can raise their baby together away from Lex and Vlad.

These are just a few examples of fics that don't fall into those two tropes, they are all absolutely amazing and wonderful and the writers put a lot of work into these pieces of art. There are so many other fics that fall into these categories, I just don't have the time or space to add every single one but please don't act like all of DPxDC falls under the idea that Danny runs away to gotham to escape his evil scientist parents and gets adopted by the Waynes, that's a very small part of what this fandom does. It's a lovely part but it's not all that the DPxDC fandom is.

#DPxDC #DPxDC Fic Recs #Fic Recs #Danny Phantom #Batman #DC Universe

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stealingyourbones · 1 year

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*ploughs into the diner dresses in a big black hooded trech coat. Shakes hands to rid self of water the fwups hood down while then swingging a large back pack off. Drops into booth and pulls out 6 different bags. Inside is 3 full crow skeletons, 2 partal snake skeletons and the ladt holds an eclectic collection of wolf bones. It is unsure if any of the wolf bones even belong to the same animal. Proceeds to order a burger and fries then looks at you*

Okay, this has been something I needed to get off my brain but listen close. Danny Phantom was never human to begin with. He was a being called a living ghost adopted by the Fentons. He is actually the only reason the portal activated outside of the button push. Its why it didn't truly kill him. He isn't a Halfa like Vlad despite everyone thinking he is. No the portal only brought him into his true state. He switches between the 'human' appearance and the 'ghost' one because no one has bothered to point out he was born between a ghost and a human making a living ghost unlike a halfa which is a reanimated human induced with a shit ton of echtoplasm. Danny doesn't actually find out till he is activly facing off against PharaDark who is one of the few still in existance ghosts to have met a living spirit. Danny still wrecks his shit but then flees to find out if what Phara spat at him about not being a halfa let alone ever being human to begin with was true. What he finds shatters him. His mother is Talia Al'Goul and his Father is an unknown ghost in the ghost zone. He finds out he has a half brother in gotham and seeks him out. Feel free to, you know, expand if you wish. *burger and fries arrive. I eat, pay, pack and leave* till later on my friend!

safe travels and thank you for the story!

Oh man, after the knowledge that he's always been a halfa but like sorta dormant and NOW he figures out he was dead all along? That's one hell of a frightening thing to figure out.

#Danny was Always Dead #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc comics #writing prompts #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #bones replies #a-cryptid-corvidae

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elf-kid2 · 1 year

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Strange Magic: Hallmark Holiday Remix!

That’s right, Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I have time on my hands, so you’re getting a Classic Romcom Holiday Remix, for your reading pleasure!

(If anyone actually writes this, that would be BEYOND delightful! Just sayin’.)

Featuring!

Rolland Knightly: he’s very busy Businessman who’s returning to his old Hometown for the holidays! Will he find True Love and the True Meaning of Christmas while he’s there? Let’s wait and find out!

Claudia Sweets: she’s the owner of an adorable Hometown Bakery, on a mission to Save the Christmas Charity Ball! But with everything going on, it might just take... a Christmas Miracle!

Marianne Summers: she’s a highly stressed Businesswoman looking forward to meeting her fiance Rolland’s family over the holidays. But things aren’t going as smoothly as she’d hoped...

Bog King: He’s a high-power Businessman who hates Christmas for undisclosed reasons! He’s either hoping to close a lucrative deal with Marianne & Rolland’s Company before Christmas, or he’s coincidentally visiting family and staying in the same quaint B&B as Marianne. One thing’s for sure-- he is NOT looking for romance this Holiday Season!

Join us on a delightful Holiday romp where SOME people embrace the true Magic of Christmas... and OTHER people are angry cynics who care about details like fidelity in committed relationships, or financial planning for things other than Christmas presents! It’s the most magical time of the year!

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Shera Fandom Fic-Recs

Here’s some fun recommendations for you! If you enjoy any of them, please make some writers happy and let them know in the Comments!

The Fraternization of the Fiend and the Flibbertigibbet: At his very core, Hordak is a conqueror. He will do whatever is needed in order to win, whether that entails building an empire out of a broken ship, attempting to clone his failing body, or even marrying an Etherian princess to secure advanced weaponry.

Prisoner: The raid on the Fright Zone was a resounding success. They got Adora back. They got the sword back. Nobody managed to open any reality-destroying portals. And somehow, amid all the chaos, thrown lab equipment, and pieces of ceiling raining down on their heads, they got Hordak. Now Hordak is in the spare room. Hordak. What in the world are they supposed to do with him?

Aftermath: Building a Life for (Dummies) Clones: Horde Prime is dead. Etheria is safe. The clones are free. Now what?

Intimacy Log: Hordak’s body is finally his own. Now he just needs to figure out what he wants to do with it. Thankfully, Entrapta is here to help.

Double Date: Adora and Catra (mostly Adora) invite Hordak and Entrapta to have dinner at their house. Not one of them possesses an ounce of social grace, but somehow, they have a good time anyway.

Tremble Before Her: With both their commanding officers gone, the remnants of Catra's old squad find themselves turning to an unlikely ally: Entrapta.

Love and Blindness: Entrapta knows Hordak's fate isn't decided yet, and she can't keep him safe if he's dragged off to a jail cell to face charges. So, she spirits him away off the battlefield. It is a desperate choice, one she knows her friends will not understand. But she's already lost him once. She can't lose him a second time.

Birth... Or at least, what passes for it among our people: After the Great Disconnect, the Velvet Glove drifts idly in stable Etherian orbit. Turned into a verdant jungle by She Ra, it exists as both a ship and living vegetation, and it is still home to a small group of Brothers who never came down to the planet's surface. There are many mysteries aboard the Glove, now commonly called the "Velvet Grove" by those who live there. And one of the greatest mysteries is....what happened to all those cloned Brothers who were silently sleeping and growing in their vitrines?

Care and Habilitation of Your Ex-Horde Clone: In which a well-meaning Etherian woman volunteers to adopt a cloned Brother; and, due to the nature of this Brother's designation, there is a Misunderstanding on what that entails.

Frozen Fervor: In the throne room of Castle Chill, Entrapta finds herself lonely and disappointed amid a throng of partying aristocrats. Surmisably, an oddball “geek princess”, whose kingdom has not yet joined the Alliance and at the same time engages into active trade with the Fright Zone, garners little acceptance in the “All Princess Ball.” In spite of the Alliance’s demands, a quiet leave-taking might serve as her best option. Meanwhile, a shadowy creature waits for a storm to abate, so he can journey to the arctic regions to court a Princess with whom he has desperately fallen in love, hoping against hope he will not arrive too late…

37 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

October is Megamind Month!

What is Megamind Month, you ask? Why it’s that WONDERFUL time of year when we come out and celebrate all things Megamind, as a fandom!

How can I participate in this exciting and deliciously evil event, you ask? Well I shall TELL YOU of the many horrifically wicked options you have before you!

Gift Exchange: In which you create and gift a piece of Megamind-fan Writing or Art, and receive a similar gift in exchange! (Message me for full details. Must contact me by September 10 to participate.)

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Fic-Rec Lists: Make and post a list of your favorite fics for this fandom! Spread the love, and share the links, to your favorite stories! It gives the writers more attention, and helps newcomers find the good stuff!

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39 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

I think part of the tragedy of Catra and Hordak's relationship is that Catra might've been subconsciously hoping to find a father-figure in Hordak... But Hordak never once considered anyone other than Imp wanting or needing him in that role.

Mother-Shadow Weaver had made it abundantly clear that she'd never love Catra... But there's Hordak. The Higher Authority, the Bigger Bad, the looming-yet-mostly-absent male authority-figure in Catra's life... Granting her respect and approval and the Force Captain badge she's always wanted.

But it doesn't last.

She needed a mentor, but he hides in his lab and leaves her the face the wolves and the terrifying mountain of files and paperwork ALONE!

She needs guidance and advice; he's got violence and discipline to offer.

She needs a hand up to help her grow, and Hordak is an obstacle keeping her from the top of the ladder.

But why WOULD Hordak act fatherly towards a random soldier, like many other soldiers in his command?

He had no hand is raising her, beyond perhaps creating and approving resources for the Horde's orphanage/military academy.

He keeps ALL his subordinates at arm's length! He expects EVERYBODY to just do their jobs, without him holding their hands through it!

He's balancing atop a house of cards, hiding weaknesses and future plans, and he knows it.

Should he attempt *bonding* with an ambitious up-and-comer that his spy-son has proven to be untrustworthy? Does he even know how to *bond,* if he wanted to?

Was he expected to train somebody to replace him? He's sidestepped Shadow Weaver's attempts at power-grabbing for years. Was he meant to make it easy for her freahly-graduated student?

Hordak was never going to be Catra's Dad. I suspect that if she had any self-acknowledged hopes to that effect... The hopes were killed quickly.

The tragedy is, I can understand why she might have wanted that.

The tragedy is, I can see why the matter never once occured to him.

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My #1 post of 2022

Please Imagine the CumPlane Dynamic, as envisioned by Luo Mobei Jun, who knows that SQQ and SQH were acquainted in a past life, but is slightly confused on some of the details.

SQH, working at the "Teashop"(Brothel): Why are you here?

Shen Yuan: I am a paying customer, and I am here to drink tea at a tea-shop. This tea is weak, low-quality, and overpriced, by the way. WHY is this place so popular; I swear, this is not worth my money!

SQH: You are welcome to leave at any time, thank you for the entry-fee and for buying tea. Would you like to buy any of our... Special Snacks?

SY: Some tea-cakes would be lovely. You DO have good cakes here, even if the quality went significantly downhill since my favorite cook switched to 'dancing' in the VIP section. Waste of talent if you ask me; cooking is MUCH more enjoyable than anything else. But while I'm on the topic, you should redecorate, because there are FAR TOO MANY FLOWERS decorating that wall, and...

SQH: You can have input on the decorations IF you're willing to pay a SIGNIFICANT amount of money for the privilege. Now drink your tea and stop trying to scare away our customers.

SY: There's ANOTHER thing. The customers are so rude and loud! I'm certain that you could attract a better quality of client if you just take all my advice, improve the tea and the snacks, and change almost everything else to my specifications! As I said previously, if that one dancer would go back to cooking those delicious delicacies again...

SQH: We will not be changing things unless tea suddenly becomes more profitable than sex. Do you have ANYTHING you'd rather be doing right now?

SY: Nope; I have a lot of money and time on my hands, and I am fully prepared to sit here drinking tea and complaining about every single, solitary thing until you close. Now, I've prepared an hour-long speech on why your best dancer should go back to being the best cook in town...

SQH, aside: (I'd tell him to marry that dancer if he loved the food so much, but s/he's our biggest money-maker, and I am NOT about to risk my revenue on his weird romantic obsessions.)

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Masterlist

✖ NSFW | ☁ trigger warning

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Peter Parker Jealous Peter would include (headcanon) PDA with Peter would include (headcanon) Sleepover with Peter would include (headcanon) Stay Away (headcanon) Is It Over Between Us? (COMPLETE) ☁ Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Steve Rogers / Captain America Dating Steve Rogers would include (headcanon)

Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier Dating Bucky Barnes would include (headcanon)

Erik Killmonger You get hurt during a mission (headcanon)

Tom Holland Dating Tom Holland would include (headcanon) NSFW Alphabet ✖(headcanon)

Disney's Descendants

Harry Hook NSFW Alphabet ✖(headcanon) Safe Calm Down Recharging

Gil Protective

Shadowhunters

Jonathan Morgenstern Dating ☼ Betrayal ☁(headcanon) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Riverdale

Sweet Pea

New Guy Jealous (headcanon) Introducing him to your friends (headcanon) His girl on his motorcycle (headcanon) On/Off Relationship (headcanon) Drunk Girlfriend (headcanon) Shy/Small Girlfriend (headcanon) Meeting You (headcanon) Cuddles (headcanon) Thunderstorm (headcanon) You’re Pregnant (headcanon) Silent Love School Spirit

Princess & Serpents (Cancelled) ☁(headcanon) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Fangs Fogarty Dating a Northsider (headcanon)

Gotham

Bruce Wayne Little Wayne

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

Theseus Scamander

XOXO (headcanon) Cuddles (headcanon) Christmas (headcanon) Going into labor (prompt)

Harry Potter

Tom Riddle

Curiosity

The Maze Runner

Newt Making Out (headcanon) Being his girlfriend (headcanon)

Jurassic World

Owen Grady Betrayed Volcano

Shawn Mendes

Cuddles (headcanon)

Game of Thrones

Theon Greyjoy Savior ☁

Shadow and Bone

The Darkling Kinks ✖(headcanon) Jealous ✖☁(headcanon)

Top Gun: Maverick

Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw No Fly Zone ; (female!oc post inspo) ☁

House of the Dragon

Daemon Targaryen Lover (headcanon) Reckless

Rhaenyra Targaryen Unthinkable Fate Dream of Fire

Criston Cole A Secret The Princess and the Knight (headcanon) One-Sided Love ☁ One-Sided Love (part 2) ☁

Harwin Strong In The Shadows (headcanon) Strong Protector (headcanon) Strong Protector (part 2) ☁ A Beast ☁ Husband (headcanon) Daddy Harwin (headcanon) From the Vale Alone Traitor ☁ Triplets (headcanon) White Knight ☁

Aemond Targaryen Monster Reconciliation

Jacaerys Velaryon Forbidden ☁ Don't Worry, Darling

Lucerys Velaryon Normal Life

WWE

Cody Rhodes Don't Need Your Help

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heleizition · 3 years

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I am just now finding out about your chosen one au and must know more

ok so i decided to copy paste everything i wrote to my friends when talking about it so its gonna be long Oups ... but it's the most complete ill ever be about it !

so this is set in a universe where gods, old and new are very present and usually they have humans serving them, regularly called chosen ones, every century or so. it's considered an honor and every sanctuary and gods have different missions for their chosen ones and it can go from taking care of the temple every week while being allowed to have their own life to go on a mission to erradicate evil. humans usually know that they are destined to be taken in by gods because of marks on their body, specific to the god(s) they'll serve. the mark starts to glow and guide them to where their god is waiting for them once the god decides they want them.

the story is set on an island stuck between two different temples. on the island stands gotham which is a strangely sunny city, and then you have the deep sea in the bay, and the deep forest north of gotham. if gotham is mysteriously devoid of bad things, its because it's been giving every century a child to the old gods temple in the deep forest. and time is coming, soon, another one will go.

so here you have the wayne family, they mostly have the same backgrounds ? kind of ? cass's parents were mercenaries that went into the deep forest, where no one (haha) in gotham dares going due to fear of breaking the old gods protections, never came back, and left cass on her own in town. bruce adopted her. dick's parents were travelers on a ship that sailed not far from the island and while they did not survive, the gods in the deep see allowed dick to stay alive until he reached the coast. immm not quite sure of what happened to jason's parents yet but uh he's here and alive woo

damian is a bit of a mystery to most people. he was delivered to bruce's doorstep when he was only a few days old. what they dont know is that nine months earlier bruce went into the deep forest himself.

so added to that is timothy drake. young boy of the drake family, the two parents who dont seem to care for him much. the boy is quiet but full of smiles and affection to give and when jason and cass drag him to the wayne estate after a day out, bruce opens his arms to him. he's a regular at the wayne house and a few days after he turns 11, he stops showing up. bruce's kids cant find him. the drakes dont seem disturbed by their missing son. and bruce knows the drakes by now, know they wouldnt give their affection to someone they knew would disappear, and bruce realises tim is gone, to the old gods in the deep forest.

so tim, 11, wakes up sweating and his room lit up with a green light that he's never seen before but in dreams and he knows that it's time. he knows that this strange mark spreading across his back, shaped like a dragon, is glowing green. he's being called.

he moves by himself, not thinking, opens the door to his room and the one that leads outside and it's so fitting when he notices that his parents arent even home, that he'd leave without them caring. soon he's reaching the deep forest and for the first time in his life, when looking at the dark depth, he's not scared, and he walks on.

tim walks and walks and there are eyes looking at him bu the soft green glow reassures him, and he knows where he should walk, and soon he's reaching a temple, strong stone and green plants and a setting sun carved on its floor, and there is a man - a god ? - walking out. and his eyes are glowing green like the mark he knows is glowing in his back, but it feels wrong, and when tim looks around again everything looks so much hostile,

tim made researches on the deep forest temple, since he knew it was gonna be his future, and he knew that temple was supposed to host old gods who were dying, so why does it feel so wrong ?

tim approaches, despite himself, and waits for the man - god??? - to say anything. there is a hand, wrinkly and uncomfortable and cold, on his cheek, and tim looks up, and he's shivering when the god - he knows hes a god. he knows he is now. - speaks up.

"i am ra's al ghul. you were given to me to serve me. you will obey me in any way i see fit, and you are to never return to your human town."

tim did make researches before he was taken. he knew that usually the child taken by the deep forest gods could travel to town without punishment. he knew that, with pattern, they were taken early, before they turned fifteen. he knew that he would most likely be lucky, have a mostly free life. he didnt know that a new god in quest of power had taken over, chained some of the old gods inhabiting the temple, killed others, simply for power and magic. he didnt know that he would be chained to a scary and cold temple, with a terrifying and powerful god that could turn him to dust on a whim.

so thats basically,,, the intro ? the first part ?

so a few months after tim disappeared, it was jasons turn.

jason, much like tim, had marks on his wrists and arms, long lines following his limbs. they're signs of being of the all caste temple, chosen one for those gods. for the ones in the deep sea. now these humans linked to temple in the sea are a bit different than the kind that tim was supposed to be. the all castes purpose is protection, and while there always is a human chosen for them, they're not always called for their purpose, in fact, no all caste chosen one had been guided to the temple in the deep see in generations.

however, one day, jason woke up, glowing white lines on his arms, told dick that he had to go to the sea, and disappeared for months.

jason doesn't remember going into the sea when he wakes up in the temple, doesnt know how he survived the journey there, but he's there, by the will of the gods, and he's informed of his purpose.

something hover over the island. something bad. it's already there, its root in the islands ground, and it must be killed. that will be jason's purpose. he doesnt know where. he doesnt know when. he knows it will happen.

so they train him. they give him the weapons and magic he will need to defeat the enemy. they want to protect the island and its inhabitant.

several months later, jason leaves again, with new knowledge and strength, and washes up on the beach, and dick finds him, unconscious. he brings him back to the wayne estate, where he tells his tale of sea gods and protection and prophecy where he is the hero.

years pass. its been about nine years since tim disappeared, since jason went to the sea temple for the first time. damian is 16 and damian wants answers from his father. he knows he's from the deep forest. he knows his mother is there. he wants to meet her, he wants to know her. but bruce never talks about her, never says anything about their meeting, like he was commanded not to, and damian decides to go against all beliefs he has grown with and he prepares. he will get in the forest. he will find his mother.

except jason know his little brother and he knows and sees him planning and on the night he leaves, jason is here, not stopping him, but ready to follow him into the forest. he has a feeling. something is there for him too .

so they travel in the forest, they're not really sure how to find damian's mother with how little bruce ever said about her, and they find creatures along the way, some of them recognize damian as one of their kin, which is how they realise damian's mother is either part god or part spirit, and jason as a god's messenger. they do not guide them, but they do not attack them.

until they walk into a territory they feel they shouldnt have walked into

a small being with wings and claws attacks, telling them to not trespass, it's smaller than jason had been at 14, but it's furious and cold and it strikes right. and when jason finally looks up he's terrified to see that he recognizes the child in front of him. and its wrong, because tim should have been nineteen by now, but he doesnt look older than 15.

finally the fight draws to a close when jason calls out for tim, a name he musnt have heard a lot, or not recently, not with care and not without an order behind it. tim stops. tim looks. he recognizes the boys in front of them, even if its been nearly ten years. after all they were two of the last humans he ever saw.

"you cant be here. you cant be here if he knows he will kill you and i cant let you die. please you need to go"

im not quite sur how they get tim to follow, or if they get in ra's territory, but they camp in a safe zone with tim, and tim tells them his story

[torture mention, non consensual body modification]

after ra's took him, he tortured him, he experimented on him. after all he was his first ever human tribute, to obey and be controlled at will, a toy for an immortal, and after many games of the new god, he settled on making tim a sentinel for his property, one that will age slowly and wont feel pain, a puppet with no strings but one that is scared of ra's power, enough that it will obey. jason and damian are Angry. something at the back of jason's head tells him that this ra's might have something to do with his own prophecy.

so after that its more blurry but tim reacts strangely to damian, he's a bit scared of him and he figures out it's bc of his heritage, that he has links to ra's, and he leads them to talia who's half god half spirit and hidden deeper and deeper in the forest, away from her father, and it makes tim leave the territory he's supposed to guard, disobey ras, which makes ra's angy bc tim never disobey, not since the first few times when he was 12/13 and thought he would still get out,,,

so there is a bit of a final showdown w tim talia jason and damian facing ra's, ra's using his hold on tim to hurt him, and talia torn between her father and her son + tim who she's seen grow up from far away and who she feels she should have protected from ra's,, jason eventually has a one on one with ra's and the prophecy does happen and he kills ra's and angry old gods who were chained in the temple wake up and banish ra's soul from this realm.

they heal tim from whatever ra's did to him, with the promise that he will travel to care for the god's temple again, as his duty was supposed to be

they all get back to gotham, tim still looks 15 but will grow to his real age within a few months, he has many scars and the mark on his back changed for a setting sun like what was carved on the temple's entrance, damian has his Mom, and jason is free from his all caste duty.

the end woooo this is over 2k long rip !! feel free to ask if u got more questions :0 !!

#ask me #chosen one au #Anonymous

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theabominableblogger · 5 years

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My Reaction to “Gotham” S5E6

*sighs*

AN: I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

*does the spirit fingers during the FOX logo for Hulu*

*imitates the Epic Voice Trailer guy doing the Gotham commercials*

“Everybody, raise your glasses to the killer of Jeremiah Valeska!” *shakes head* Noooo...

*Recaps shows Jim kissing Barbara* God... no...

So far, I actually do like Shane West as Eduardo. It’ll be interesting to see how he does Bane.

“Walker wants Ed Nygma taken out.” Are we ever gonna see Walker?

*Recap shows Jim sliding down the chute to escape Eduardo* YEET

*Recap shows Ed going after Jim* YEET

WHOA

Oh this starts off like right afterwards!

GO GO GO GO GO GO

Oh this camera is awesome! And I know Ben McKenzie directed this episode too so... dang!

Oh and it’s one shot too! Shit!

*gasps when Jim gets shot at through an abandoned car*

*Jim gets clipped in the neck* Ooooohhh!

“Your chances at survival are astronomically low, James.” That sounds so weird.

Also, how is Ed able to keep up with Jim?

*Jim searches for medical supplies in an abandoned ambulance* Jimm, what are you doing?!?

*gasps when Ed tries to strangle Jim with a medical tube*

*gasps when Jim uses the AED to short out Ed* OOHHHHHHHHH!!!

*jaw drops* WHAA--

SHOOT... JIM!! WHAA-

*gasps in delight* Edward! I love that dog so much.

“Cash and jewels aplenty/ Sparkle in the sky/ Five and ten and twenty/ time to say bye bye!” *gasps* Magpie!

Her voice is giving Jeremiah’s Tim Curry impression a run for his money!

“Penguin! Didn’t think you’d miss a couple things. Couple things go missing all the time!” I love her already.

*says “Bang bang!” along with Magpie*

*gasps when the double Magpie gives Oswald starts heating up* What?!?

“Who... the hell... WAS THAT?!?” *laughs*

“What did I do?” “Tried to kill me.” “Oh... is that all?” *scoffs in hilarity*

“I need answers, Ed. I know Walker gave the orders to destroy Haven and the supply helicopter.” OK, so it was Ed who also took down the chopper!

Oooohhh, Bruce lookin’ sharp! With the coat.... oooohhh!!

“What is it?” Wh-what?

“No, it’s just this unit. Their motto is ‘Born in Blood.’” Wait, Alfred knows Eduardo’s unit? What?

“Where’s Captain Gordon?” Shooot, man!

*Some of the soldiers try to escort Bruce and Alfred out* Uh-uh! Don’t you dare!

Oh yeah, like that’s gonna keep them down there-

*Bruce and Alfred take out the soldiers in the hallway* OHH GO! YES! YES!

“Bruce hit me up on the radio a little while ago, looking for you. Said things are a mess in the GCPD.” OK wow, so like everybody’s in contact with each other. Wow!

“But you [Jim] have me [Barbara].” “And me [Ed].” “I [Jim] don’t trust you-” *laughs*

“Can I [Barbara] just help?” “Not you, not usually.” *sits back in doubt*

“So where’s that first aid kit?” *laughs* Ed’s like “I don’t wanna interrupt you two doing whatever but I’m gonna go make myself useful!”

“I’d [Eduardo] listen to her, Jim.” Shiit!

Mmmmmm.... dang it!

What the heck is PSYOPS?

AN: Oh my God...

“Civilians? This hellhole is infested with criminals and terrorists. Sometimes you just have to clean house, you know?” Ohhhhh God

“I’m not dead yet.” I’m still not dead yet!

*gasps when Ed marches in to kill Jim*

Ohhh it’s a fake out!

“If I die... you’ll never get... the evidence!” *laughs* Jim, your fake acting... is amazing.

*gasps when Ed throws a cleaver into one of the soldier’s heads* Ooohhhh my God!

*Jim and Ed leap over the bar table* YEET

*gasps when a bunch of injured robbers run by Oswald*

*chuckles at Selina eating cereal*

Oh my God... she’s eating Cocoa Pebbles!

*Oswald finds some fingers near Selina* Oh my God.

“I [Selina] killed Jeremiah Valeska.” Sure Jan.

This kinda feels like a filler episode so far but it’s... not.

“White hair, feathered collar, kinda resembles a goth chicken?” *giggles*

“What makes you [Oswald] think I [Selina] would help you after you killed Tabitha in cold blood?” *gasps* Shoot, she did find out! Barbara probably told her when she threw that little party.

*laughs when Oswald gives Selina an incredulous look*

*Selina boops Oswald’s nose* Boop!

“Ethan, Sumiko. We’re moving to Phase 2.” What the heck is Phase 2?

Are they gonna kill... prisoners?

*gasps when Eduardo shoots a couple of prisoners dead*

Oh my God... it’s that one episode of “Game of Thrones” where they thought about eliminating prisoners but Tywin Lannister stepped in at the last minute and made them all workers.

What. Is. Everyone’s Plan?

What is Walker’s plan?

Lucius!

“Well, if you would be more careful, I [Ed] wouldn’t potato all the long legs from the hidden spoon!” What?

“I [Lucius] believe the chip is installed against his speech center.” “Hmm. Do it again.” *laughs*

*Please don’t habituate the curtain rod!” *gives Ed a confused look*

OK, why is Ed still awake when they’re removing something from his head?

“Thank you, Lucius.” *applauds*

“It appears the chip retains an audio log of every verbal communication with Nygma while he was under.” What?

“It has to be Walker. They won’t be able to sweep this under the rug anymore.” How would they be able to spread the message to other people?

“We have someone here who wants to say hello.” *gasps* Oh my God, it’s Lee!

*gasps when Lee is revealed* LEE!

WHAT?!?

Oh God, please don’t tell me she has a chip in her brain too!

“Tell me, how how many ex-fiancees do you [Jim] have anyway?” God... dammit!

“She’s a criminal and all criminals in Gotham are now under a death sentence.” *eyes widen in shock*

“A trade, perhaps? Lee Thompkins for Ed Nygma.” Eeugh!

“Fine.” What.

“OK. I’ll play your game.” *mutters* Oh my God...

“What would it take to broadcast the information from the chip to the mainland?” “A transmitter, which I [Lucius] have, and a very large antenna, which I do not.” Isn’t there one at the GCPD?

“I [Jim] know where’s an antenna in the Green Zone but you’re not gonna like it.” “The roof of the GCPD.” Yep.

Oh my God, please don’t me she [Lee] has a chip in her head too. I’m gonna be so head if she turns out to have a chip in her brain. She does not deserve all of this shit that’s happened.

*Bruce and Co. suit up* Whoa, what is all that?

I really love how Ben McKenzie is directing this episode so far. These shots here like the Western showdown camera angles- this is so good.

*Jim holds up the chip* It’s a fake.

*drops jaw when Jim starts listing off the people killed under Eduardo’s leadership in the military*

“Yeah... put a bullet in my mouth and shut me [Jim] up.” Oooh hoo hoo!

“No. Not a bullet. But I [Eduardo] am gonna shut your mouth. Once and for all...” Oh my God...

Oh my God.

OK, I wanna see this team up more. More Penguin and Selina teaming up please.

*Selina manages to take down Magpie with her whip* Ooooh!

“[Selina] You killed Jeremiah. You’re famous.” *imitates Magpie’s hand movement when she says the last line*

*giggles when Oswald and Selina freak out in unison when Magpie tosses a pocket watch at them*

“We tie our shoelaces together then we lasso the keys off the desk.” *giggles like a lunatic*

“HELLO! Hope you don’t mind, I [Ed] borrowed some COP STUFF from the garage!” *laughs*

“Is it not obvious?!? IT’S A BOMB!” *cracks up*

“LET’S PLAY A GAME!” *imitates the way Ed throws his hands up* Great!

*imitates Ed saying “IT’S A BOMB!” while laughing*

“You gomers-” GOMERS?!? GOMERS?!?

*starts laughing when Ed starts talking about the pallid beach mouse*

“How many pallid beach mice would we have at the end of one year?” What?

*gasps* Is that a grappling hook? Please tell me-

*Bruce climbs up onto the rooftop* YEAHHH!

Bruce looks amazing in this episode.

Also, I want these three [Alfred, Barbara, and Lucius] to team up more. Yes!

*A soldier catches Bruce on the roof* Shit!

*gasps when it catches back to Jim and Eduardo beating the crap out of each other*

“The fact that one man was able to safely house and rescue hundreds of innocent civilians showed the military higher-ups that the criminal element of Gotham must not be so big and scary after all. They were ready to send in relief, so it had to come down.” What?

“They were innocent people, children!” “They were an acceptable loss for the mission.” What’s the mission?!?

*Jim football tackles Eduardo to the ground* Oooooh!

*Jim starts punching Eduardo* Oh, go! Go Jim!

“Take her [Lee] out back and shoot her.” What?!?

*jaw drops in horror* No!

Get up, Jim! C’mon!

*gasps when Jim shoots down one of the soldiers*

“I know the answer!” “Nope, don’t think you do, Bullock.” *laughs*

“High school was a long time ago, so let’s just take the full minute, shall we?” *still laughs*

“The pallid beach mouse is extinct!” *jaw drops in shock*

“Trust me on this, I got in trouble and had to write an essay about it, I swear to God.” *giggles and reels back in chair* OK but like Harvey remembering that one distant fact is such a mood!

*The soldiers fire at Ed* Guys, he’s wearing Kevlar.

But that is still extremely funny though.

Is that knockout gas?

*laughs when Ed triumphantly and weakly throws his fist in the air*

*gasps when Eduardo kicks Jim on the ground*

“You want to know why Ramirez and the rest didn't make it out? After your tour of duty was up, we were caught behind enemy lines, taken to the darkest hell on Earth: Pena Duro!” *gasps*

“It’s where we were left to die by our government..” *jaw drops* Oh my God...

AN: Why wasn’t this episode called “Pena Dura” or whatever?

*gasps in horror when Eduardo drives a metal rod into Jim’s side*

*gasps and reels back in shock when Jim manages to impale Eduardo on a bunch of Haven debris* OH MY GOD!

Oh my God! Wait, so that’s how he becomes Bane?!? Because he got freaking impaled?!?

*gasps when Jim finds Lee surrounded by dead soldiers* What?!?

*slightly impressed* Lee...

“Unless The diamond is worth something on the mainland.. and I bet you have way more where that came from. You're [Oswald] leaving Gotham.” Why?

“‘Alexander the Great then looked upon his land and wept, for there was nothing left to conquer.’“ So?

“I [Selina] don’t want to be the person that killed Jeremiah Valeska.” ‘Cause he’s not dead!

“I gotta be honest with you, man. I don’t know how many more of these close calls this old heart can take.” Harvey, you better not.

“I’m [Ed] not gonna wait around to watch their [Lee and Jim’s] touching reunion.” *laughs*

Oh, Barbara’s gonna go get jealous now? OK, I see where this is freaking going.

“The last thing that I [Lee] remember is Jeremiah destroying the bridges.” Wait, she doesn’t remember stabbing Ed? What?!?

“Wait... oh... he stabbed me.” OK, wh-wh- wait, she does remember.

“There was so much blood.” Not really.

Jesus... they just left him [Eduardo] there?!?

*gasps when someone shoots a refugee trying to pick Eduardo’s pockets* Oh my God, is that Walker?

“Eduardo...” How is he still alive?

Where have I seen the actress [that plays Walker] before?

AN: Apparently she (Jaime Murray] also plays the Black Fairy on “Once Upon a Time”

“You won’t die yet, my warrior.” *grimaces*

“Professor Strange will have you fixed up in no time.” Oh my God...

*gasps when Walker puts the mask on Eduardo and activates it*

“Nyma was never alone. It was a second operative.” It’s Lee! It’s freaking Lee. God dammit, Lee.

*Lee’s chip activates* Oh goddammit!

“Time to die, Jim Gordon.” God- no no no no no!

*gasps when Jim manages to short out Lee*

*sits back and slaps table* God! Dammit!

*groans* Oh my God, this not- noo-oohh...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

*claps hands at screen* This is the- the- Jeremiah’s gonna come in and- oh my God...

Mmmmm...

*jaw drops in shock when Jeremiah knocks out Alfred*

Holy crap, how- so, uh, how did that happen?

*imitates the way Jeremiah says “Pennyworth”*

Wait, did she [Magpie] just get stabbed?!?

*gasps when Magpie begs Selina and Oswald to remove the buckshot from her collarbone*

*gasps when Oswald shoots Magpie dead*

“Just a little reminder of what happens when people try to steal from me!” Oh my God!

I wanted to see her again! DANG IT!

“You remember the good time we had the other night, over there?” Shut the hell up!

“I’m [Barbara] pregnant.” :O

MMMMMMMMM!!

“Congratulations?” *laughs*

Oh God, well, I hate this already.

*gasps when Jeremiah removes the bag from Alfred’s head*

“You hurt my boy and I will bite your face off.” *starts to smile but stops when Jeremiah starts laughing*

“In the meantime... this place is in desperate need of some good old fashioned butler-ing.” ....Yeah right.

*grimaces and flinches when Jeremiah slowly flicks the bottom of Alfred’s chin*

“Today is the big day.” *jaw drops in shock*

*Jeremiah’s smile gets crazier* Oh my God-

*End titles appear* OK, wha-whoa whoa whoa kay whoa what?

No, that can’t be it!

We’re getting Ace Chemicals next week! Ooh shit!

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thegreenfairy13 · 5 years

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Bird Catcher - Part 3 Bird Set Free

This silly little fic has been written in the spirit of this years Gobblepot Valentine's event for the amazing writer @justsimplymeagain . I hope you like the last installment. Click here to read the whole story on Ao3.

Taking Oswald’s elbow gingerly, Jim leads him through the hopelessly labyrinthine corridors of the GCPD. Due to the mobster's disability, he refrains from restraining him in any further fashion. He keeps his pace deliberately slow, cautious not to overexert the criminal limping beside him.

“Aren't you supposed to handcuff me?” Oswald asks as if reading his mind, lips curling into a devilish grin. It's the first mistake the Penguin makes tonight and Jim leaps at his chance.

“Are you asking me to handcuff you and to open your pants?” the detective quips, inwardly rejoicing when Oswald’s cheeks turn crimson in return.

“That's not… I….I mean.., “ he sputters indignantly while Jim bites the inside of his cheek, trying to suppress an amused giggle as he witnesses the criminal squirming in embarrassment.

“There we are,” he announces, swinging the door to the lavatory open while simultaneously plastering his eyes to a spot at the ceiling, attempting to preserve Oswald’s modesty. “Let it all out,” he adds sarcastically.

“Uh,” the mobster retorts eloquently.

“Something wrong, Oswald?” Jim demands to know. “Do the GCPD toilets not meet your sophisticated standards?” he deadpans while studying a water stain with great interest.

“Are you going to stay here?” Oswald squeaks. Another flush spreads all over his face, highlighting his adorable freckles. Eyes cast down bashfully, Oswald fidgets with the signet-ring at his right hand, clearly unable to move on to the button at his pants.

The hard-boiled criminal is leaning against the wall for support, bad leg crossed over his good one, trembling from the effort of holding back much longer.

The criminal whimpers again as he lifts his leg slightly towards his chest and Jim has to admit he’s thoroughly enjoying Oswald’s misfortune considering the night he had.

Finally taking pity, Jim turns around. “But don’t you dare to rip off a handle and smacking it over my head,” he growls while wondering if he lost all common sense.

Oswald tugs at Jim’s sleeve. “Ehm, Jim,” he says, voice barely above a whisper.

“Oh, what is it now, Oswald?!” At this point, the failed jailor can hardly keep himself from screaming out loud - or throttling the scrawny gangster with his bare hands.

“I can't... You know.. With an audience,” the mobster states, chewing his lip nervously and Jim has had enough.

“Are you kidding me!? Only seconds ago, you were practically bursting and now you can't pee with my back turned to you?” If the criminal set out to give Jim a stroke, congratulations, he's doing an outstanding job.

“I’m only asking for a bit of privacy, please?”

“Oswald I swear if this is a ruse to get out of here…” The detective makes sure the gangster notes how his fists clench.

“Jim,” he huffs. “You should know better than anyone else that I can't climb out of a window without someone lending me a hand. Besides, I have a very shy bladder so if you don’t want me to suffer serious kidney damage, I’d suggest you leave at once,” Oswald hisses menacingly enough for the cop to relent.

“Fine. Whatever,” Jim grumbles, quickly turning on his heel. God help him, he's not willing to discuss the inner workings of the King of Gotham’s bladder, ever. Smashing the door shut, he flees the room, allowing Oswald to have a heartfelt pee.

“Are you standing in front of the door?” He hears Oswald crying from inside. “If so, please, move a bit. I can't with you standing in front of the door either.”

“You don't even know where I'm standing,” Jim yells back, yet dutifully takes a step to the side. He meanwhile considers moving to India if it helps Oswald finishing his business.

“How do you manage to use the toilet in your club by the way?” the detective inquires curiously, his mind already conjuring the very disconcerting picture of a hired muscle beating anyone up who dares coming near the restroom.

“Private toilet,” the half-heartedly detained man hollers back. “And now, please. For the sake of everything that is good and holy, stop talking and move away from the door!”

Jim is itching to continue their conversation just so he can prolong his much overdue revenge when hearing the unmistakable sound of footsteps coming down the hall. Adrenaline rushes instantly through his veins, sending his senses into overdrive.

Stomping down the panic that threatens to overwhelm him, he rushes into the lavatory. Whoever has come to the precinct in the middle snowstorm must be after Oswald. And Jim is pretty sure whoever it is won’t take hostages.

The mobster is just tucking himself back in when the detective clasps his mouth shut, the movement fast as lightning. He can’t even squeak before Jim starts dragging him into the last stall.

Oswald stumbles in his surprise, nearly sending them both crashing to the ground when his slipping pants get tangled between his bony ankles. Biting down on the hand over his mouth on reflex, he forces Jim to suppress a pained cry.

Grabbing the hem of the offending garment, the cop pulls Oswald’ pants back up unceremoniously while simultaneously hauling him into the stall.

“We got company,” he whispers while waiting for the criminal’s labored breathing to slow down again. Only when the criminal removes his pointed teeth from Jim’s hand, he releases him. Wincing, he examines the damage done to him. The outline of the small leprechaun’s teeth are clearly visible but thankfully he didn’t bite him forcefully enough to draw blood.

“Who knows you are here?” Jim urges, already drawing his gun and Oswald’s eyes widen almost comically. He’s looking from the gun at Jim’s face and back, obviously too confused to respond. Blushing furiously, he gulps.

Just then Jim realizes he’s caging his fragile captive with his body, still holding tightly onto his hip and standing so close they’re practically sharing each others breath. The detective has to admit - it’s nice. More than nice.

Holding the slim form of Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot in his arms, shielding him from the dangers of the world, feeling the warmth of his body, feels simply overwhelmingly right.

And it would be so easy to just lean in, only one tiny inch closer, and protect him with his whole body and maybe taste that hypnotic cologne emanating from his skin. The criminal’s eyes zero in on his mouth and Jim almost licks his lips, almost loses control and almost closes that remaining gap.

Maybe later.

Straightening out his suit, Jim shoves his second gun into Oswald’s hand. “There,” he mutters, voice slightly strained. “Oswald, I know somebody is trying to kill you. Who knows you’re here?” he repeats, snapping his fingers into the gangster’s face when he won’t stop ogling him dazedly.

“Nobody. My, my lawyer,” he stammers out, finally pulling himself together.

Jim nods. Scooting a hand through his hair, he tries remembering how many footsteps he heard on the hallway.

“Stay here,” he commands, cautiously making his way back to the corridor.

When opening the door, everything happens quite fast. The blow comes hard, yet not unexpected and then Jim is rolling around on the floor - like almost every other day of the week in his life - giving and receiving a few punches. The intruder is almost defeated when Oswald emerges from the lavatory, giving him a good smack over the head with the gun and a kick to the guts for good measure.

Rubbing his jaw, Jim sits up. “I had it under control,” he laments angrily while looking up into the gangster’s emerald eyes, silently wondering why he chose to help him instead of, well, just leaving him behind. It’s a miracle in itself Oswald decides time and time again to save a cop, of all people.

“I’m sure you did,” Oswald responds, smirking smugly and extending a hand to help him back up. Unthinking, he takes it, lacing their fingers together. For the longest moment, he just stands there, enjoying the comforting feeling of skin against skin and the soft press of his digits against his pulse point.

Relief washes over him when processing that Oswald is safe for another day, maybe another week. He doesn’t have to arrest him, can free him now and start praying again he’ll last just a bit longer in this hellhole that is Gotham.

He releases him as if he’d been bitten again when the urge to pull him close threatens to overpower him.

Muttering angrily, the detective starts dragging the unconscious man towards the holding cell, ignoring the hurt look in Oswald’s eyes.

“I take it, this guy here is not your lawyer?” Jim grunts.

“No. But I know him. He’s his bodyguard,” he answers matter of factly, voice stripped from any emotion.

Panting heavily, the detective hoists the man into the cell and locks the door. “I’m going to arrest your lawyer first thing tomorrow morning,” he announces, once again hiding cowardly behind his desk. “And don’t make me go diving for him in the Gotham river. I hate diving,” he adds sternly, already opening a folder.

“And me?” Oswald wants to know.

“You’re free to leave. That’s what you wanted anyway,” he tells him dismissively, burying his nose deeper into the report.

Obviously, not only his patience has been wearing thin tonight. The mobster elicits a curt snarl before ripping the folder from his hands without warning.

“I’m sick of you, Jim Gordon!” he explodes, sending papers flying everywhere. “Do you think I’m stupid? You’ve been keeping me here all night long under the pretense of me carrying a weapon in a weapon-free-zone when knowing all along somebody was trying to kill me! Did you use me as bait? Did you try to protect me? What was this night about?” he rages on, eyebrows drawn together in clear fury.

“You did carry a weapon, though,” Jim justifies lamely.

“Imbecility!” the gangster howls. “You must have known full well I had been on my way to a traitor. You must have known full well it was the wrong man and you set up this trap, is that about right? And now tell me, why go through all of that if…”

Rising from his seat, Jim finally figures out how to shut the quarrelsome crime-lord off. Grabbing his lapels, he pulls him close. Sneaking his tongue past the ever-bickering organ belonging to his favorite criminal, he waits for Oswald to melt into his kiss and to surrender for once.

Except, it never happens. Eyes going wide, he pushes Jim away and the detective almost panics.

“You could have arrested me for attempted murder. If you had just waited…” his voice trails off, awe-stricken at the realization.

“I could have,” Jim admits quietly, not meeting his eyes. “Contrary to your assumption, I don’t actually get off on seeing you behind bars. So, well...uh...you’re free to go?” he offers cautiously.

Before he has a chance of retreating behind his desk again, Oswald raises to his full height and holding tightly onto Jim for leverage, he presses a chaste kiss onto his mouth. Not wasting any time, the detective encircles his waist. When the gangster tilts his head, Jim cradles that precious little head and deepens the kiss, eliciting a little moan in the process. And isn’t that the most beautiful sound he ever heard?

It seems like, Jim doesn’t want his gangster to shut up after all.

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jasonfvkingtodd · 6 years

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Wolf [Part 1]

Warnings: Slight mention of mental illnesses

I awoke with a throbbing headache from the earlier 'session'. Ive been stuck in this cell, tortured for weeks or even months on end in 'The Lab'. My own blood was on the floor and walls of the cells, it stank like the pits of hell. Why were they doing this? Both my tank top and tactical pants were caked with blood. When was the last time I actually cleaned up? Fuck.

A group of men burst into the cell and dragged me across a long corridor, illuminated with bright white lights. A bald man with a goatee wearing a white lab coat greeted me. As from what I’ve have gathered from the conversations my captors had, his name was Sadiq.

"Jasmine, nice to see that you've... recovered. Lets begin with our next session." Sadiq smirked.

I then glanced down to find that the stab wound from the previous time you were in The Lab healed fully.

The men tied me down to a examining table, awaiting for Sadiq's instruction. Not having enough energy to resist them, I laid there, exhausted and hopeless, awaiting the pain that’s about to come. Then, out of nowhere, men were shouting outside the Lab, followed by guns firing. Sadiq looked worried, terrified even and ran out of the room. Not so tough now huh.

Minutes later, the entire facility sat in a deafening silence. I started to realize why Sadiq was scared shitless. Something took out the entire facility within minutes. Strapped to the table, i was left defenseless. Unable to turn my head, I heard the door opening behind, followed by a dark shadow with... pointy ears? Was this a joke? A face loomed over, it was covered by a cowl. The man’s face was impossible to read. He then sunk a syringe into your neck as you slowly faded into oblivion.

Whispers were heard as you laid on what felt like a metal surface. “You can’t just bring someone like this into the cave Master Bruce. Especially not a criminal!”, a British sounding voice exclaimed. “She’s in need of immediate medical attention that even the best hospital in Gotham can’t provide,” a deeper, American sounding voice replied. How was I a criminal?

They’re going to torture me again. Another one of Sadiq’s mind games. The man in the mask moved towards me, his face inches away.

“Why are you in Gotham,” he growled.

“ I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I blatantly said.

“Let me ask you once more. Why. Are. You. In. Gotham.” The man in the mask repeated.

I remained silent. No point answering him anymore. He remained silent for a while, thinking.

“Do you remember fighting me?” He asked.

“No.” I answered.

“Do you remember fighting me for that thumbdrive?”

“Uhm no.” I hesitated. What on earth?

“She doesn’t remember a single thing from 6 months ago.” The man in the mask said to the older guy in a suit standing beside him, both seemed… vexed. Maybe I was really rescued.

The man then turnt to the machine and administered another substance into the IV drip. Before I could panic, I immediately felt the effect of the knockout drug, as waves of fatigue crashed over me, before I drifted back into nothingness.

I woke up to warm rays of sunlight on my face. Sunlight. Huh. It’s been forever since I’ve seen the sun. Last time I saw it… well, Sadiq almost executed me. Just one of his mind games.

“Good morning Miss.” The British guy walked in the room just as I was about stand up. I tensed up, my body on alert. I’m much stronger now, I can fight back. “You’re safe here. Don’t worry Miss…?”

“Jasmine. You can just call me Jasmine.” I managed to stutter out. That’s what I presume, my name I mean. Sadiq always calls me that. I never knew my name, I can’t even remember who were my parents.

“At your service Miss Jasmine. Oh, where are my manners. Alfred Pennyworth, at your service. If you need anything, ring the bell.” He gestured to your nightstand where a dainty-looking hand bell stood.

“Yes… Sure, thank you. May I ask where am I?” I probed. This sounded too good to be true.

“You’re staying in Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne’s ‘house’” He replied.

Who? Who the tell was that? I gave a puzzled look to him. I heard him mutter under his breath, “Oh dear Lord, this is even worse than what Master Bruce has made it to be.”

He cleared his throat, “Would you like a tour around the manor Miss Jasmine?”

With that, I was cooped up in this manor for 2 months, recuperating. Not that I’m complaining, it’s been the best days of my life. On the plus side, I was getting stronger everyday, getting smarter everyday. I eventually found out who Bruce Wayne was, billioniare ‘playboy’, secretly Batman. Funny how I knew Batman first before Bruce Wayne. But like all the Robins before me, I found hope again.

The first time I met Bruce (a few days after I woke up in the manor), I hugged him. I know, totally not the most awkward thing to ever do when you first meet the Batman. Still, no regrets. “Thank you. For saving me.” I choked out. He smiled (HE ACTUALLY SMILED). And that was our first non-hostile exchange of information. He’s the sweetest person, although he doesn’t actually show it. He became a father figure to me after the 2 months.

As weeks passed, he started teaching me martial arts as I recovered. ‘To neutralize threats’ he would tell me, ‘is to take each and everyone of them down in the fastest way possible’ as he fucking flips me across the room.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m never becoming a Robin, Damien would murder me. Besides, I’m pretty sure I’m not cut out for this shit. I’ve had countless sleepless nights, even with the knowledge I’m safe, I can never sleep properly without medication. It’s a problem, I know. Thus, I would conclude, everytime I had an internal argument on taking up Robin’s mantel, I would never get that lovely 8h of sleep if I were to become Robin.

Meanwhile, as I’m fantasizing about my plans to take Sadiq down with the new learnt moves Bruce has taught me, I walked around the house. Then one day, I saw a figure looming over a picture in the library. Fuck is that a ghost? I’ve always heard stories from Dick that the manor had tons of wandering spirits.

As I inspected closer, it was a man. Around 6’2, in a grey tactical suit with a red bat symbol. As he sensed someone’s prescence, his head suddenly turnt to my direction, staring right back at me.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” I asked, getting ready to fight if there was a need.

He laughed, “What the fuck are you doing here? Alfred let me in don’t worry. “ He paused awhile and continued, “OH you’re the girl, Alfred’s talking about! You’re a clone or something right? Hi, I’m Jason Todd, former robin, now red hood.” He remarked.

“What th- First of all fuck you, I lost my memory I’m not a fucking clone. Second, name’s Jasmine, you shitfuck.” Shit was that too rude? FUCK.

Jason chuckled,”Woah, feisty. Nice to meet you Jasmine. Are you planning to fight Damien to overthrow him as Robin? Or are you going to take the Spoiler route?”

“Huh, definitely fighting Damien.” I joked.

Jason and I… We hit it off. It’s kinda like the dynamic I have with Dick, only much much more inappropriate. I talked all the way into the night as he drove you to what he termed “the most beautiful view in Gotham”.

“Woah.” I marveled at the city lights of Gotham city as both of us reached the rooftop of a rickety old brick building. “I gotta admit Jason, I had my doubts.”

“Never judge a book by its cover clonegirl.” He remarked.

“Fuck you.” I rolled my eyes.

Both our feet hung off the rooftop, sitting next to Jason’s childhood gargoyle, letting the stillness of the night fill the atmosphere. The view was amazing.

However, as I looked down, cop cars raced off along the road. I was reminded of the crimes that people were committing during Gotham nights. Then one thought led to the other, I was in Sadiq’s Lab again, filled with fear. Agony. Pain. Fuck this wasn’t the first time I’m having these flashbacks, but every. Damn. Time. It feels the same.

“Jason, do you ever have flashbacks?” I broke the silence.

“Of wha- Oh. Yea. I have them. Not the best thing when it happens. Although it did make me zone out when I was tortured down in Qurac.Why?” He remarked.

“Huh, nice. I just don’t know what to do. You can’t stop the images from forming you know? It’s not… I can’t.” My brain was not working.

“Fuck, what happened Jasmine?”

“I was tortured too. By a man named Sadiq. For months, the pain I was put through was unbearable. But he just won’t let me die. Whenever I wake up, my wounds, even a punctured lung, stab wounds… They’ve all been healed.” I rambled, before I knew, tears started streaming down my cheeks. “ Oh fuck. Sorry. You really don’t have to know that.”

“Hey hey, its going to be ok. You can cope with it. You’re here now right? Let’s start with that” Jason said, as he hugged be. Oh god. The warmth that radiates off him. I want this hug to last forever.

I sniffed, “I guess you’re right.”

I asked him all questions on coping with all these and he has been the best support. Don’t get me wrong here, Alfred and Bruce has helped me so much through these weeks of rehab but the emotional trauma… I don’t want to cast that burden on them, or anyone.

Jason and I, I realized, shares a lot of common things. We went through surprisingly similar experiences, similar tastes, humor…

“And that was how I knew I’ve done fucked up this time.” Jason concluded on his story on bringing a muddy raccoon back into the manor when he was 15. We were sitting shoulder to shoulder, sitting closer and closer together as our conversation and the night went on.

As we watched the sunrise, I rested my head on his shoulders. I felt him tense up. Ohhh shit, bad move Jasmine. He relaxed again as he let out a breath, resting his head on mine. Relief washed over me.

“We talked an entire day.” Jason cleared his throat as he got up from the ledge, “We should get some rest.” I guess he must’ve seen the disappointed look on my face. He then added,” You free tomorrow? Let’s go on a day trip to NYC.”

“Yea sure.” I chuckled. Is he leading me on? I don’t know.

As we arrived at the porch of the manor, we said our farewells.

“See you tomorrow, pick you up at 0800. Rest well doll.” He said, with the most mischievious looking smile ever.

“See you soon Jay.”

Thank you for 100 followers and for surviving this long ass read at my first shot at a fanfiction! I opted to go for 1st person instead of reader x Jason fic as I found it more challenging to write from that POV.This story also starts off on the first few issues of RHATO Rebirth. If i can, I’ll be following this series close to the current comics! :) Also, much much more fluff & action is planned out for this series! (I’ll keep on writing no matter) Already planned out a tie-in for #25 so hope yall would like it! Hope this concepts works out with logic haha. Any suggestions/tips for writing, pls comment! Much appreciated :) AND ALSO WHAT A TIME TO POST THIS YALL IMMA KICK START JASON TODD BIRTHDAY WEEK HERE WITH THIS STAY TUNED xoxo

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comic-movieheroesranked · 7 years

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Cinematic Comic Characters Ranked! (Year 2008) Final Part

Wow, I just want to say that 2008 really stepped it up when it came to comic movies released. Granted, a couple weren’t the best but overall this year was one of the best out of the bunch. The Dark Knight and Hellboy II: The Golden Army are the only sequels this year, while The Punisher: War Zone and The Incredible Hulk serve as reboots. Star Wars: The Clone Wars serves as a prequel and we also see the debut of Iron Man, Speed Racer, The Spirit and Wanted! Lets start off our largest list yet! Here’s the Top 20 of 2008!

*SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE MOVIES HIGHLIGHTED ABOVE*

20. Emil Blanksy/Abomination (The Incredible Hulk)

"Give me a REAL fight!"

Like I said in 2007's list in regards to The Stranger in 30 Days of Night, if you want a character to be disliked by me, have them kill a dog. Emil does this right in the beginning as he and his team hunt Bruce down in Brazil so, naturally, my body was filled with glee when the Hulk trashed them all. This is apparently a turn-on for Emil because he gets obsessed with having the power Bruce has. It doesn't take much for him to convince Ross and then, later, Samuel Sterns to eventually help him become Abomination, a freak of immense power. Him and the Hulk enter an epic fight on the battlefield that is New York City that ends up with him getting his ass beat.

19. The Octopus (The Spirit)

"I don't like egg on my face."

The Octopus was such an outrageous character man! And unlike Jigsaw and his wack brother, The Octopus made it work for him! With help with the overall setting of the film, The Octopus showed that even though he's not all there, he's still a major threat to Central City. His thirst for immortality and world domination put him at odds with The Spirit, who also holds a grudge against him for killing him. He pulls all kinds of evil doings, including dissolving an innocent cat, which was the last straw for The Spirit. After he loses the vase of Heracles's blood, The Octoplus then blows up from a grenade shoved in his body.

18. Rachel Dawes (The Dark Knight)

"If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people."

Rachel is still fighting crime in the courtroom but this time with her new boyfriend, Harvey Dent. I expected an obvious love triangle with Bruce to happen, but I don't think that's what we got. I don't think Rachel cared for Bruce like she did in the first film, but because of the promise she made she felt guilty and kept denying her feelings for Harvey to grow. Her fight for justice shows up several times as she takes down crime lords in the court and even face to face with the Joker when he goes after Harvey, but her relationship with Harvey and Bruce is what brings her demise. Her death was shocking but it would be the final tool for Harvey Dent's transformation into Two Face.

17. Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

"No, I'm the one with enthusiasm."

Ahsoka is a young Jedi in training that's been assigned to work under Anakin Skywalker's teachings. She falls quickly into the little sister role but she shows just as much determination as Anakin when he was a young Jedi, which is why I think he grows to like her. She proves her skill again and again and she even saves Anakin a few times when he's in a tight spot, though he won't admit it. She ends up taking care of Jabba's newborn and returns him safely so the tension between the Hutt's and the Republic can end.

16. Princess Nuala (Hellboy II: The Golden Army)

"I'm afraid it's the other way around."

Princess Nuala definitely has a strong sense on what is right and what is wrong. Even if she dislikes the way her people are living, she knows that attacking the humans with the Golden Army is wrong, and therefore hides the last piece of the crown from her brother after he kills their father. She seeks help from Abe and the two bond over the fact that they both have similar learning powers through their hands. Now. Once we found out that she feels everything Nuada feels, I knew she was going to die. I did not see her taking out herself though. I should've, because she was cool with her dad sentencing them to death but it still really shocked me when she went ahead and knifed herself, taking her destructive brother down with her.

15. James Gordon (The Dark Knight)

"He's a silent guardian. A Dark Knight."

With the Joker wrecking havoc on Gotham City, James Gordon had to step his game up big time. He honestly did the best he could, coming up with a great plan involving him faking his own death so he could capture the Joker that ended up promoting him to Commissioner, but the clown prince of crime was just always three steps ahead. He managed to beat Gordon at his own game several times and ended up giving him a deadly enemy, Two Face. Gordon and Harvey Dent's animosity towards each other come to end when Two Face tries to take out Gordon's family. When Batman saves them, they both agree that Batman must take the fall for Dent's death.

14. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

"The desert is merciless. It will take everything from you."

Wow I actually liked Anakin in this movie. I think it was because he wasn't shown as this moody teenager who was just constantly filled with angst the whole damn time and instead showed him as a leader and now teacher of Ahsoka. They didn't focus too much on his relationship with Padme, which also wasn't his strongest point because again, he was just moody as hell even if he was in love. He really grew as an individual and was able to bond with Ahsoka through their travels despite him not liking her in the beginning. We got to see his angst a little bit when they returned to his home planet but I understand, even if I think it's silly, that you can't have a Skywalker on the screen and not have them go through angst.

13. Wesley Gibson (Wanted)

"What the fuck have you done lately?"

So part of me liked Wesley and the part of me didn't. I liked how he decided he wasn't going to be treated like shit anymore and stood up to all the toxic people in his life. I do like how polite he was and his determination to really be something he could be proud of. And I liked his friendship with the Executioner and his relationship with Fox. I didn't like how he all of a sudden got this superiority complex as soon as he learned a little knife trick. Like he was constantly throwing mad shade at us, the viewers, and it was a little off-putting because no one should be able to talk as much shit as he did when they allow their best friend to bang their girl for years before finally doing something. Also, why did he hate Cross so much? I get he thought Cross killed his father but damn he was hunting him down as if he had known his father his entire life! But I was glad he was able to discover the truth and then use everything he learned to bring down Sloan and the Fraternity once and for all.

12. Harvey Dent/Two Face (The Dark Knight)

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Harvey Dent is Gotham's White Knight. He's a lawyer that can't be bought and is determined to bring down every corrupt person in the city, which earns him a lot of enemies. When the opportunity to bring down all the crime lords shows up, he forces his way into Batman and Gordon's plans, causing tensions with the latter. But he ends up biting more than he can chew once the Joker shows up. Not only does he end up burning off half his face, but he loses Rachel as well. Her death is the final straw and Harvey Dent becomes Two Face after having a little chat with the Joker. He seeks out the cops that betrayed him, the crime lords that set it up, and even Gordon, who he blames for Rachel's death. His thirst for revenge gets him in a confrontation with Batman, ending with his death. Instead of revealing what actually happened, Gordon and Batman agree to keep Dent's White Knight reputation.

11. Abe Sapien (Hellboy II: The Golden Army)

"Despite the appearances, I bet Red will make an excellent father figure."

Abe is the most supportive friend a hellspawn can ask for. I mean, he works well with everyone. He helps support Liz after discovering she's pregnant and he even gets along well with Tom Manning. He ends up developing the biggest teenage-boy crush on Princess Nuala and starts wearing contacts, listening to love songs, and even gets drunk with Hellboy as they bond over their women. It was slightly annoying when he gave the last piece to Prince Nuada for Nuala's safety, but he was right when he pointed out Hellboy would do the same for Liz. Nuala's death definitely took a toll on him which is one of the reasons why I think he ended up quitting with the team.

10. Sand Saref (The Spirit)

"Do I look like a good girl?"

A femme fatale, Sand used to be Denny's young love as they grew up in Central City. She dreamed of diamonds, cars, and loved reading stories of Jason's Golden Fleece. When her uncle dies, she decides to break up with cop-loving Denny, and finally go after everything she wants in life. Now known for marrying rich and then killing her husbands, keeping all the money for herself. With everything she's asked for, she goes after the Golden Fleece, which brings her back to Central City. When her Fleece get's switched with Octopus's vase of blood, she becomes a major player in the war between him and the Spirit, who she learns is Denny back from the dead. Their feelings come back when he learns she still had the necklace he gave her but they aren't acted on until the final fight. With her hands on the Golden Fleece, Sand uses it's impenetrable coat to protect The Spirit and then the tow proceed to make out in front of everyone, including his current girlfriend. They break ways though, Sand choosing her diamonds and The Spirit choosing the city's protection.

9. Prince Nuada Silverlance (Hellboy II: The Golden Army)

"Let this remind you why you once feared the dark."

So I don't feel like Prince Nuada was a bad guy, he really thought he was bringing justice to his people by defeating the humans who raged war on them for years. He has a respect for nature and cares deeply about his kingdom, which is why he couldn't deal with how they were living under his father's rule while the humans destroyed all the green from their planet. So he did what he had to do to gain control of the crown pieces but then became at odds with Hellboy and his team. They end up fighting a lot, Nuada is crazy talented with the spear, but Nuada always got away because Hellboy couldn't hurt him without hurting Princess Nuala, Abe's crush. It isn't until Nuada has complete control of the Golden Army that he's defeated by Hellboy, but even then he won't stop his mission until Nuala kills herself, killing him as well.

8. Pepper Potts (Iron Man)

"I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash."

If there's one person who can put Tony Stark in his place, it's Pepper. In fact, I'm pretty sure Pepper can put anyone in their place, proof being when she handles the disrespectful reporter, Christine. She's Stark's personal assistant and handles literally everything in his life, since the millionaire genius is pretty much incapable of doing anything besides creating amazing technology (he really should know his social security number). It's Pepper who discovers that Obadiah was the one trying to kill him and it's Pepper who helps Iron Man take him down. There isn't a resolution to the chemistry between Pepper and Tony, but since she's still his assistant, there's still hope.

7. Denny Colt/The Spirit (The Spirit)

"She is my lover, and I am her Spirit."

I get why literally every girl in this movie fell for the Spirit, he's extremely charismatic. How he learned to do that after rising from the dead, I don't know, but it's a skill he mastered and it's got him out of several tough spots as he tries to protect the city (granted it's gotten him in tougher spots too). He has a hilarious rivalry with The Octopus which puts him in even more hilarious situations like fighting in the mud with toilets, jumping off buildings with his pants off, and fighting goons holding gun with nothing but snowballs. Despite all of this, he manages to save his city, kiss the girl (ends up with another girl), and finally takes The Octopus down with a grenade.

6. Hellboy (Hellboy II: The Golden Army)

"I'm not gonna kill him, Abe. But I am gonna kick his ass!"

Our favorite petty hellspawn is back! Nothing much has changed since we lost saw Hellboy. He's still in love with Liz and his kittens, still desperately wants to fit in with society, and still has a nasty temper. Despite all their arguing, Hellboy and Liz still find a way to make it work, especially now that Liz is pregnant with his babies. His relationship with Abe also expands, Hellboy taking on a big brother role as he helps Abe deal with his feelings with Princess Nuala, and by 'deal' I mean they get drunk and listen to sad love songs. Despite the annoyance of Krauss being added to the team, Hellboy manages to lead everyone against Prince Nuada and his powerful Golden Army. When he takes them all done, him and Liz quit the department and walk off to start their new family.

5. Bruce Banner/Hulk (The Incredible Hulk)

"HULK SMASH!"

The Hulk is the first superhero that's gotten a reboot in my list's history. Even though the film is technically a sequel, lots of things were rebooted and, in my opinion, for the better. Not only do we get to see the Hulk in his destructive glory but I feel like we were finally able to connect to Bruce as a human. He's someone with a problem that has the potential to cause serious harm for anyone near him so he isolates himself from everyone he cares about and tries to find a way to get rid of away. Of course he can't stay hidden too long and ends up reuniting with Betty, but with the army trying to selfishly use his contaminated blood as a weapon of their own, the journey just gets harder and harder for Bruce. In the end, when he's fighting Abomination on the streets of New York, Bruce nearly kills him as the Hulk but with the help off Betty he's able to manage his rage, if only briefly, and runs off to British Colombia. There we see him last, his glowing eyes hinting at his newfound control over the Hulk.

4. Fox (Wanted)

"We kill one and maybe save a thousand."

If anyone believes in the code and in the Fraternity of Assassins, it's Fox. This is someone who was actually a victim of what happens when an assassin doesn't kill their target. It's probably why she joins, herself, and quickly becomes one of the best they have. She's badass in every way, shape, and form. From curving bullets, driving in crazy speed chases, and climbing the side of a train as it gets ready to fall over a rocky cliff, she's someone who's capable of anything. When she finds out her name, along with everyone in the Fraternity's names, show up she disobeys Sloan and honors the code it the most epic way. With one final curve of her bullet, she manages to take down everyone in the room, including herself.

3. Bruce Wayne/Batman (The Dark Knight)

"Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more."

The Dark Knight is back and the streets of Gotham couldn't be any more safe, but it's not just him that c an take the credit. Gotham has a hero with a face taking down these crime lords and his name is Harvey Dent. This man gives Bruce hope that maybe he can step away from the suit and live a normal life with Rachel after all, but all that comes crashing down once the Joker steps to the plate. Bruce made a mistake in underestimating Joker, thinking of him as a common criminal, which ends up costing him the lives of several people including Rachel. Bruce has to really think outside the box when it comes to stopping him and when he finally does, he ends up with another threat in the form of Two Face. When Harvey Dent regrettably dies, Bruce understands that the general public will go into chaos if they find out about his corruption and so he decides to take the blame entirely, saving Harvey's reputation along with Gotham City's safety.

2. Tony Stark/Iron Man (Iron Man)

"The truth is...I am Iron Man."

The genius owner of a millionaire dollar business. Tony Stark is one of the most brilliant men the world has to offer, and he puts his brains into making weapons for the military to help keep the peace. It isn't until after he's kidnapped by terrorist with his own weapon technology that he realizes his mistakes. He turns a new leaf and decides to create a hero of sorts to help protect people from those who wish to harm them: Iron Man! Tony Stark's charisma and humor throughout the film was so fun to watch and his journey to becoming a hero was even better to see happen. At the end he does what no hero has done before, he reveals he's indeed Iron Man, not wanting to hide away from his responsibilities.

1. The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Why so serious?"

Is anyone surprised? 2008 had the most bad ass characters by far with returning champions Batman, Hellboy, and Angelina Jolie (even though she won as Tomb Raider instead of Fox) and the debut of Iron Man. There's only one person who could steal the throne from them at that was Heath Ledger's Joker. The Joker ruled every scene he was in and was, in every sense of the word, a madman. From his multiple backstories on how he got his scars to his nurse outfits, Joker installed fear and uncertainty in everyone that crossed his path. An agent of chaos, Joker quickly flipped Gotham upside down and had the entire city scrambling to figure him out and put a stop to him. And even though he does eventually get stopped because Batman does have more strength in the end, no one figures him out. He's a puzzle piece that remains unsolved because every time you try he finds a way to create the biggest, most chaotic storm in your life. It's his wild plans that aids in the creation of Two Face, after all. The Joker is one of the greatest enemies Batman has ever faced and his reign as one of the greatest villains of all time in film is still evident almost ten years later.

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Dunkirk: World War II Through the Eyes of Christopher Nolan

One of my favorite moments in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises occurs at the end of the film when Batman, facing almost certain death as he gets ready to fly a nuclear bomb out of Gotham City, reveals his true identity to Jim Gordon by saying, “A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended.” Bruce Wayne’s recollection of the memory when the two of them first met is a profoundly resonant moment; it is a reminder that heroism cannot be measured in any quantifiable way other than the sacrifices we make for others when they are at their lowest point. Christopher Nolan’s latest epic film Dunkirk expands on that theme; it is a stunningly brilliant film and worthy of the sacrifice that so many made.

While many Americans might not have a fixed memory of the events of late May and early June of 1940, British citizens are all too familiar with those two weeks. The Allies’ defense of the Western Front against the Nazis had collapsed, leaving almost 400,000 men trapped on the beaches of Dunkirk. Complicating matters was the war-inflicted damage to the docks in the harbor, leaving the only means of evacuation to the beach and to the eastern mole (sea wall) protecting the entrance to the harbor.

As a narrative storytelling device, Dunkirk proceeds to tell the story of the events in three distinctive time formats. The first, “The Mole,” unfolds over a week of time and focuses on the soldiers on the beach and the attempt to survive by a particular few who try by any means necessary to escape the beach. Two soldiers, played by Fionn Whitehead and Aneurin Barnard, meet over the dead body of a soldier on the beach and reach a never-spoken agreement to help each other survive. Finding another soldier who is wounded, they use a stretcher to carry him to the mole in an attempt to “cut the line” so to speak, to escape. The wounded soldier makes it on, but the two are dismissed; they then watch helplessly as the transport is hit with a bomb. Hiding on the support beams below the mole, the two end up saving a third soldier gamely played by pop star Harry Styles. When the men finally find a way on to another vessel, our spirits are only lifted until the ship is hit with a torpedo.

“The Sea” shortens its narrative time to one day and follows the story of a father (remarkably played by Mark Rylance), his teenage son (Tom Glynn-Carney) and the son’s teenage friend (Barry Keoghan) who answer the call in Britain for boats to cross the English Channel to help ferry the stranded men back to Dover. Instead of allowing their boat to be requisitioned by the navy, the father and the two boys set off on their own across the channel, joining what would become a fleet of tugboats, pleasure boats and fishing trawlers braving U-boat prowled waters to lend assistance. On the way, they find a survivor of a sunken mine sweeper sitting on the hull of a capsized boat. Played by frequent Christopher Nolan player Cillian Murphy, the shell-shocked man only speaks when he finds out that the boat is actually headed back to Dunkirk instead of home. The tragedy that unfolds on the boat is played with such empathic skill by Rylance in dealing with a man who only hours before in the Mole narrative was heroic himself in trying to rescue men from a torpedoed steamer.

Finally, “The Air” breathtakingly plunges us into the story of three pilots flying British Spitfires in defense of the harbor and the men. Their story unfolds in only an hour of narrative time as they dogfight with German planes to try to keep the men on the beach and in the boats safe. The pilots, played as absolute professional military men by Tom Hardy and Jack Lowden, struggle against the onslaught of enemy fire and low fuel tanks. “The Air” features some of the most striking aerial footage of those dogfights and the frightening act of ditching a plane in the water. Perhaps most striking about those scenes was the sound; the sound of the bullets striking the steel of the plane was frighteningly real. It didn’t feel augmented or hyper-enhanced in any way.

What is most remarkable about Dunkirk is then how the threads of the film’s timelines all start to converge. Scenes that take place on gray, rainy days on the beach in the soldier’s sequence merge into sunny skies in the story of the family on the boat and the blinding sun with the Spitfires. The dramatic tension achieved in separate but equally harrowing drowning sequences reminds us that many of the men killed at sea in the war didn’t die from gunfire or explosions. The threads of the narrative finally converge as Commander Bolton, the pier master played by an always dependable Kenneth Brannagh, looks to the sea and sees the armada of private vessels dotting the horizon as the ships take fire from the Germans who then take fire from the Spitfires. The three soldiers we met earlier have joined with another group of men who are now hidden in a beached fishing boat waiting for the tide to come along. When the boat takes on fire as that tide rushes into the hold in the bullet holes, the audience feels the panic and the sorrow as the men accuse one of our heroes of being a German spy. It is a heartbreaking scene, and one which will remind viewers of the ferry boat scene in The Dark Knight.

Christopher Nolan doesn’t make it easy for film viewers. Many of his films feature time jumps and experimental nonlinear ways of redefining narrative structure. And much has been said by critics of his films (and Dunkirk in particular) of these methods, criticizing his films for “lack of clarity.” But I would argue that films like Dunkirk that stretch our understanding of plot and narrative serve to expand the art of film. Just as impressionistic artists were mocked and ridiculed for not being “realistic,” so too do filmmakers like Christopher Nolan push back on the “traditional” plot devices of film. Most importantly, his attempts to play with linear time in the storytelling actually serves the impact of the film and the message.

Many war films are written with melodramatic back stories in an attempt to make us care about the protagonists, as if we wouldn’t care about watching them engaged in the hardships of war. In particular, a film like Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor spends almost 90 minutes of a 3 hour running time building up the romantic triangle that will, of course, one day be crushed by the war. Dunkirk has no misconceptions. Christopher Nolan, who is usually given to longer running times to tell his stories, has created a sparse, tightly wound film which does just enough to engage us in the action and then lets the heroes of Dunkirk do their thing. The young soldier we meet in the beginning of the film doesn’t speak a word until the very end of the film. Tom Hardy’s character barely speaks more than 20 words, yet we cheer for him at the end for his heroism and act of resistance. Mark Rylance’s character, a father sailing his boat and his son into a war zone, does so with only words of encouragement for his son and compassion for the soldier who inadvertently hurts the other teenager on board. So much in Dunkirk is conveyed by looks and by visual imagery. The images in the film are so sharp, so expressive and are enough to promote the theme voiced by Winston Churchill at the end of the film: “We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.” Dunkirk reminds us that true heroism in the face of insurmountable danger can take many forms; sometimes it’s as simple as surviving to fight another day, as did the 330,000 men who lived on after those terrible days.

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85% of children under age 5

79% of children under age 10

29% between 11 and 12

39% of 13 to 18

62% of 20-30

79% of 30-40

19% of age 40 and above

Understand why I am allowing inmates to handle business.

Alex made me cry when our youngest he said under stand and say "protect me and my future"

In 1777 we stupidly yet naive with kindness and love made deals with 32 planets to allow them the privilege to stay on our Earth in order to adapt to our ways for a limited time of 20 years. We gave extensions. Thus over all limitations not to exceed 200 years. In order for them to be able to SWITCH OUT with other aliens from their planet to find the most accommodating of characters.

So in 1779 we then forbade Humans to give birth to new souls only new flesh. To accommodate escape and new adventures in a safe low key mode to accumulate additional information for aliens to comprehend they will die if they don't succeed.

89% of Humans approved of resurrection aka reincarnation. Those that didn't -- did not have to participate. Like Mrs Harriet Tubman. Miss Leena is the original Harriet Tubman. If you know her she gains age when alone. With her soulmate she appears to be in her 20s. Tree has video and I have memories..

I'm am so proud of her for standing her ground. I find her to be one of the strongest and most pure of people. And i just admire her so much. She's not just my momma but the entire world's. Her wisdom to stay in her body surpassed the entire world's. Including mine. Because we thought with too much kindness and she thought with wisdom and reality. She used her mind while we used our hearts, stupidly.

So our youngest of children understand the most of reality. Having died then lived in Heaven for a period of one year to gain the education of what happened in the 1770s and until now and what needs to occur in the future.

They are our harshest critics. That is one reason school is so easy... Repetitive and boring.

This is why i am willing and highly desire to change the education system plus of all the dangers and risks.

At Preston High School, 7 miles north of Okmulgee. I attended school. That is where i was Valedictorian. The school consisted of pre-k through 12 and included availability to attend Vocational and College. Of both i did.

Of 182 staff members 8 were repeat sexual offenders. 79 were peeping toms including the janitor, high school principal and superintendent.

We replaced 22 immediately upon my arrival to start an education. Unfortunately the rate of sexual offenses nearly doubled in my time there, including rapes of children from 4th grade up to high school.

So the dangers of allowing our children out of our hands into the hands of others is terrifying. I used to cry when i dropped my daughter at school. All the way to the 5th grade. I was that mum that couldn't handle leaving my kid in what could be the most dangerous place on Earth -- 7x worse than 90% of Death Row sections of prisons.

7x worse than walking into a Death Row chamber, it was an elementary school. Between the guards/teachers. Other prisoners/students it was Hell.

Only 32% of you parents realised your elementary school aged child is safer in prison than their elementary school.

At Raymond Gabeldon Elementary in Los Lunas was number 1 the worst. Followed closely by Ann Parish up the Meadow Lake Hill. Then Desert Hills Academy in Albuquerque in a low income area. Up to Rio Grande Elementary in a upper income area of Albuquerque North East Heights.

Number 5 is a high school we cannot name until we tell you the following Because the rage the students will have. We commend you on your spirit. We adore you for your attempt to prevent souls from being abused. Mostly by aliens. All high risked personnel has been executed. 34% of the low risk remain. So understand we killed 66% of the low risk. And 102% of anything higher than low risk, 2% extra because we killed their families including 2 evil human children under the age of 3. Who chose to be evil regardless of knowing the truth and what has to happen in the future. We go through a panel to kill our Humans. For children it's a much stricter guidelines policy. So those 2 were truly to the bone evil by choice.

El Cerro High School we applaud your prayers stemming from fear to get help. For you all standing your ground to protect yourself and others. Not focusing on education but your inner hate for others. El Cerro on paperwork is ranked one of the lowest educated children. But in our eyes you're #3 in wisdom for all educational schools in Albuquerque not including Montessori schools. You're #1 in high school.

We want you to know you're safer now. The 34% we will torture and they are not willing to bother any student or person in the general public. This includes 2 mean ass secretaries. Don't worry we got them all for you, babes. We love you to death which now, like Mrs Harriet Tubman can tell you, is forever. Always was but no more death to be reborn.

In the USA 1 school surpassed all schools by at least double. An elementary school in Wisconsin. We took care of them, too. Hijumy Elementary. We are sorry for your pain and suffering. But your wisdom also surpassed all others. You are brave Warriors. Just like our high school. Don't worry you are safe now. We killed 150% from high level past low level to those considering taking action on their desires and knowledge. So half of the school staff's families were executed also.

Alex wants to tell me more facts and I just want to get to the prizes!!

Hawaii on Mount Kilimanjaro had the second worst of all USA schools. A high school with a staff of 129 now has a staff of 0. So do not be concerned a tree will visit with the superintendent and regain information of your current education system then finish killing the school board and their families. And Tree will take over.

Wisconsin had a pure sweet and kind superintendent. So Human will continue there. Hawaii had 102% evil including volunteers is the 2%.

Unfortunately the Wisconsin children suffered almost 3x -- 2.89 times to be exact more than Hawaiian Teens.

So let's keep all children in our prayers but most especially the children of Wisconsin.

Wisconsin has the most students in all of the world in one concentrated area.

State wide average it ranked #2 with New Mexico being #1. For predators. Oklahoma was #10.

The safest was New Hampshire at #50

Connecticut at #49 with Eastern Connecticut the safest.

Rhode Island #48 and NYC matched them in rank of danger.

NYC you do me proud every day. I love you all so much.

Chicago ranked with Wisconsin at number 2. Chicago I pray for you. You're in my heart!

Miami was number four ranking with state Delaware. I'm sorry. Delaware was a harvest zone for kidnapping for transport to Washington DC. Miami stayed in Florida dear old Agent Orange focused on immigrant looking children. Darker skin and hair. Leaving blondes that were tanned by the sun. And foreign accents as well were taken. They were typically transported to the Orlando region to work in factories under ground.

Harvested/stolen from the school by school employees. And paid by Agent Orange to do so. $800 per student.

You, humans and even alien children are worth more than $800.

Alien children are most important to us. Because we believe Earth is a good place. And we believe in the kindness and purity of children so an alien child will be more likely to be able to conform to human criteria to allow their planet the ability to stay.

Children like Poco from the film series "you" will be available to Stay. He's too perfect a human to send away. He is Zulululu.

The actor in Gotham appears in the 2nd edition of "you" he is the Penguin. He also is allowed to stay. He is Planet/Mount Xion.

So we have taken special care in loving each single individual alien.

82% of Zulululu will leave and not return. Remaining 18% will have the "curses" of their home planet removed. So the things they regret they have... Those annoying abilities that sneak in and activate against their will.

As a POW it happens to me too So i know how much it terribly sucks. Tree will take care of removing those portals or brain stem nerves today for all stayers from Other planets. You'll feel a comfortable peace and more of a quiet setting in your mind. So don't panic or worry about the change. It is a gift and blessing for you. We bestow with our hearts and minds full of knowledge and finally wisdom. Don't worry! Its Harriet Tubman approved! Even her husband is pleased! Filled with love and excitement for the future of our loved ones.

In your DNA4U lists you'll find these people marked with the letter M. For "Mine" Because one tree, Tree of Unearthly Possession. Rejects anything void of goodness. So when we went through the list of aliens we knew we had touched the hearts. Minds and souls of he said with the most intense Vengeance "MINE" and took them and raveled them up in loving and extremely protective hugs. Like a parent, like a priest unwilling to damage a soul and like a God to prevent harm and damage.

So know letter M has been through the ringer with rigorous testing and is one of the most safest of all, now Humans. So we are entitled to say Letter M stems from the Earth claiming these children to belong to Earth and Earth alone.

They're pretty smart too So if you get in a pretty bad jam you think requires me, ask one of them. Remember not to use them tho, make sure they feel and hear your love and appreciation. Pay their travel fare to come to you to stay with or near you to assist you. They will gladly adhere to your social issue to help you become more guided by your own self intuition. So you won't need them for help forever. They will teach you how to fend for yourself.

89% will work in schools and will make up only nearly 4% of all schools personnel worldwide, the highest concentration is in California which one school district ran by Brandy and Brittany will have 40% in Rural East Compton.

They will intern at Los Angeles schools for a period of one year. In rotation of 5 years Compton and one to two years in LA. Because LA has 0. Because we put them all in our home in Compton. We're "greedy" like that. They will have housing as close to the school as possible in LA. All furnished and all that good so they dont have to worry about anything Other than clothes and other personnel necessities. And their Compton homes are theirs to decor and will not have a resident to hold the place. The homes will remain protected and alarmed for their owner to return.

So they are eager and excited.

More than 2% will be police.

The rest doctors and nurses.

Police and Healthcare workers will be actually in Muesuems teaching the history of each profession and how it existed in and assisted the world with knowledge that has been secret for the past 49 years.

So i want to talk about the abused children. And ALL schools that are in the USA and worldwide.

There is a website set up for you all. It has a log in you will find in DNA4U. And the website link is there also. We won't post it here. Its secret and private and it regards to the abuse you suffered.

Each day you couldn't focus on school work because you were aware of the danger in your heart or soul, whether you knew in your mind what was going on - has been added up. Each day is 2 stars. Each single time you prevented abuse at school or home or the streets is 5 stars. You can find a receipt of your actions. The day, time. Who was involved and what you did to help. Each time you couldn't sleep at night for fear, distress, anger has 1 to 10 stars those times are included as well.

When we can't sleep at night it is because we can't figure out what is wrong. So 10 stars means you did finally. Figure out at least part of what was happening like naming a teacher but still tossing and turning not understanding.

That is a soul tortured.

10 stars can buy an 1980s fashioned boom box of the highest quality.

1 star can buy some food... But not any food... A two ton box of food that is broken up into small shipments and delivered monthly for a maximum of three years.

The lowest stars is 800 for any one person. Which is actually Alex.

The highest stars is 98,428,691 and is mine. So many sleepless nights... Days i couldn't go to school because i had to shed my mind clean. So i could begin again to start digging and looking around to find out what was wrong..

Not being able to go to school is 25 stars.

The highest i accumulated at one time is 850. For solving the main issues of not being able to sleep at night, which includes personally trying to talk to the abuser and fighting them. Actual fist fights. Y'all know my temper! So yeah i beat alot of principals and superintendent up with my bare hands face to face combat.

The average of all remaining students is 85,502 (with over achieving people like me removed so its a true average.. So it was the top 9 not included.)

That is more than 160 tons of food which would last one person 800 years. Especially with our new bodies coming into stock.

So we did our best to take care of all of you For life. This goes back to our last life.

Which is unfortunate for me because in the 1960s I earned 1 billion stars.

So because of that and my refusal to take more than what we will give everyone else Because it is this lifetime time only. -- except children under 20 because they gain a percent of their last life.

All humans will gain what they earned in their highest life in addition to all the available credits we apply.

Remember we live for eternity so my supply of 87,905,403,867,218,903 stars lasts for until ever.

We have 1980s in stock now... Next is 1920s starting in May.

So you may want a boom box but then your like no way I want a 1920s stereo... But you're not sure... All stock will remain.. It will be labeled "out of stock" if there is no stock but it will replenish.

Currently all items are limited to 1 per human. But in stock we have enough for 2 of the same items per human that will reside on our planet.

No tricks. If you didn't earn life on Earth you will have a tab with a list of what you can't have. The benefits you may not accept.

Don't let any one lie to you and steal from your heart, if they can't log in then it means they can't access DNA4U which means all they have to do is redo a swab to reset access. So they're lying or forgetful or whatever. But don't let them take advantage.

I got an email last night that Tillery is open for business. That is a local car dealership. They're selling alien created cars. Listen they came and killed our dinosaurs so we were pissed. All of us. So in retaliation we used their blood to fuel cars. We used love magic for the "oil" to never dry up. While I am angry just for the sole principle of their deaths. And inability to resurrect our protectors. Our dinosaurs are honored to be so easily recognizable for their duty to help us and love us and transport our goods and selves. They feel good about their blood being used. I really seriously get that. I totally understand.

15 stars will give you the ability to purchase a dinosaur fueled brand new automobile. Up to 15k price.

So it's 1 thoussnd dollars per star

Please buy a Mercedes-Benz. Please buy a 150k brand new truck. Please buy a Lamborghini.. Get a Prius if you want to love them back But you're angry they are only here in soul.

So parents must spend $15Stars on their child's car no matter their age. Unless you have previously bought them a brand new car.

Classic cars. 1980 and lower are considered "brand new" a website is linked in the school earning website where you design the car. So we have several junk yards linked up where you can buy cars. Then we have 92% of restoration and manufacturing businesses in Detroit for the USA to rebuild the car to your desired style and level.

I would make mine 100% Alex would do his at 40%

So your purchase will include 100% of materials.

Alex would want 2 engines and 3 mufflers to switch out for racing and so on. So 100% will be paid for.

But it will cost more than mine which requires one. Alex says "so you think"

I know -- because he's gonna have to pay for whatever crap he wants extra for me. And he agrees.

I'll let him do work on my car for it to be a speed racer if he wants. I don't understand why i can't keep the same engine

Because i requested race/mom toting kids engines to be created in all classic cars. So top speed of 800 mph switch the engine to regular and it's a top speed of 125 mph.

So new and improved. Then all the rest of the internal components to run the cars is the same. To limit Dino Gas due to our love for them and desire for them to live again its 333.4 mpg miles per gallon. And a tank holds 1000 miles worth of gas. So 4 gallons at 25 cents per gallon.

We are gonna get you places!!

We can customise to hold up to 15 gallons.

Noe Gods and Goddesses will jump the line. 846 of us will order when we can and then we go to next to be made. The factories are all machine. So it only puts you back a few hours although it is a week to complete -- us jumping in means to start your car will then start 8 to 10 hours later than it would had. We limit 10 jumps per week per factory and that's 10 factories just in Detroit. We also have West Chicago. Indiana. South New Hampshire. All our original in history factories will restore or rebuild from scratch the make and model of the year you desire.. There is no limit.

Each old junker car in mint condition costs 8 stars. So just a frame will cost you simply one half.

Then the build... Overall to Tree of Auto Knowledge top of the line car he would style and build would cost 800 stars.

The engine i designed cost 400 stars. Because it uses water instead of oil to lube. A water based gel and not dino. Its congealed water which is a mix base of petoleum. Something never heard of before. Its plastic trash from landfills and oceans so please do recycle!! It will mean to purchase for maintenance will only be USD pennies. As opposed to $2 -3 per gallon when we have to dig in landfills and oceans for diapers and plastic bottles.

When we return from our Ocean Sea Adventure (where you can volunteer to pick up ocean trash for free to us) every thing will be styled and organized. In your homes you'll have large transporting containers. 5 easily stackable in your garage.did you just say you Don't have one? Order one now on the students page, i can't allow you to put your brand new cars in the street. What? You need a 10 car garage and you don't have land space?

Momma gonna get you some more land and daddy gonna make it all good.

What we will do and are currently doing in areas such as Compton and has been on the news -- we are simply adding more land in your yard.

If I live on a street where i can throw a ball into my neighbors area and i want 40 acres of land i must ask my community. There should be at least 84% of living residients willing to then travel more distances to stores and etc.

I live 20 minutes from Albuquerque. If we all got 40 acres i would then live one and a half hours drive time.

Thus we limit an additional 1 acre per land lot without needing permission.

Except for apartment complexes. You will live above garages. Limit 3 parking spaces per person. So a 3 bedroom apartment will have 18 parking spaces. Every one has a soulmate. So we put 2 into each bedroom. Then 4 guest parking per apartment. So if you need 20 spaces you BUY 2 guest spaces. There is a limit of 2 extra per apartment. If you want more parking spaces -- babe. You're gonna need to move. Because babe. At this point you're gonna want the extra land for a race track or car garage/Muesuems. Honey you just have to face it. Apartment life is just not for you. That's all babes. You're gonna need to move.

So we plan and hope that all the land changes are perfected while on the Ocean

Los Lunas ill take max of what ever y'all decide. 1 acre is plenty but if were taking more shit yeah sign me up. I'm not voting except max.

But now if we go 40 Then i want 20 underground because i like being close to Albuquerque.

I might want 30 then that will give me 10 on land then 3 levels underground.

Shit y'all we got so many dam bunkers we need to use them!.

There's so many designs and youll actually need to input your address. To see what you can do.

So if Los Lunas agrees on one acre top layer expansion and that's it. That's fine... It adds 4 miles to the 5 miles it takes to get from Wal-Mart to Smith's and Alberstons. I can handle that.

10 top layer acres obviously adds 32 miles due to the shapes. But we encourage a certain shape which will only add 18 miles to the entire town from Wal-Mart to Smith's and Albertsons.

Don't worry i saved and protected our favourite sign friend from Blake's hes gonna be standing again looking brand ass new. But same dude the very same. Hes gonns light up once again and fresh paint and make up. We're gonna add the old tire shop replica next to the new smoke shop in the same building. Parking in back to be shared and then so much good.

So each city and town across the entire world. Has models. So if y'all do this or that it will change the city business in those ways. Including new businesses. So its not gonna be 12 miles to the store. There will be one in the old courthouse on Lunas. If y'all agree

I don't care what y'all decide we redid certain areas like route 66 and 314. That will occur no matter what y'all say. Because we did the best.

So y'all have to restore history. No matter what. So Trees did certain establishments that are dear to the heart. Many restaurants. Mom and pop shops. Old,time baby doll that box stores took over.

So we will rebuild. Land them a starting profit and then create the staff and rules the way it was and should be -- a combo of change and old good love.

So those are in your town models and are stationary. They're not just landmarks but they make the town.

So Blake's is 2 miles from Wal-Mart. It will stay that ratio. So if the town increases by 10 miles. Its gonna be still near the center of town. Wal-Mart will still be at the end. Smith's across the river if coming from the West.

So nothing will get distorted only expand. Some places like ghost towns have the option of distortion. Populations of less than 1000 people. Can fully distort.

2500 partially..

Its called officially "Rebuilding the town"

But its a vote

And you vote in the website you'll find the link for in many places including the shopping website and in DNA4U.

This is worldwide.

If you'd rather move there is another website of home options that are privately owned by charities. So 15 stars to purchase. Up to 12 to relocate items you currently own.

I have a stocked full 4bed room house. It costs 12. So mansions cost 12. But a small apartment will cost 2-4. That is average to move items via tree while we are away.

So what i will do is design my home if i decide to move all my stuff i can decide to sell. Because Alex does have Castle for us... And so i would sell my land design.

However if I did move. I would make that community land. Because of the location. A small park for example. Extra parking for local shopping that doesn't involve creating high land traffic. It would be s tunnel to park in from the streets already existing.

People do have that option. They can rent parking for up to $1 per day. So

You should see the website. There is amazing available changes you must go now. You cannot finalize land purchase/changes for 3 weeks

But you must go now to design and have your voice heard. 89% of the votes...

So what you do is look at town models. They are ranked by tree in several ways m less miles added to town overall. More miles. Land increasing value meaning more businesses. So you use your knowledge and some heart to decide

You pick 3. Then you design your homes to include the changes.

Then you rank from your heart which you love most.

Then the votes go upon town model. So you're voting by heart.

Its an extreme calculus formula 10 pages long in 12 point font on normal size paper. The tree can accomplish in 10.2 seconds per town. Metropolis is about 18 seconds. NYC. Is 9 for lower Manhattan and Brooklyn 22 seconds. He apologizes that it takes so long.

We love all our different trees.

Now we all teach. At home in the streets. In the student websites there are blue stars. They count different. One yellow star equals two blue. Because being a good student is more important than a teacher.

So my grand total above is all colored stars. 2/3 are teaching stars

So we use golden yellow first. Then when we hit blue we are running low on funds. So regard that. And blue we have to use 2 of to make a yellow.

Now a blue website will come up which you can preview. Things are cheaper in blue, but still it cost 1.25 yellow stars to buy. So it costs more in relation to the star difference.

Tree explains it clearly.

Cars don't worry worldwide we have factories.

While North America has theirs by Canada. Central America has theirs in central central America

South America also has theirs.

So other side of rhe planet you have some spread out as well

Canada will use USA and 3 of their own factories.

Canada mainly makes boats. While the USA makes cars so we trade the labor employment for humans off in that way

USA has 5 boat factories. Canada 24. Not including my private one where we make the cruise ships. Only I make cruise ships.

Current other cruise ships will be bought or sold, disbanded and destroyed. Alas good working parts such as restaurants and stores will be relocated to land mostly on the coasts.

We will get to see that super interesting process -- of course upgraded to sanitation of my standards which we won't need but will still use. Because it's awesome. And other luxury upgrades.

A lot of magic will be used during this time

Its highly controlled and approved.

There are sites to explain it to you.

So I'll let y'all go now.

Remember your prayers of good health and healing. Sorrow replaced with love and happiness. Grief is destructive. We have it. I have it. Its deep, so a good healthy apology from the heart and shed a few tears. Breathe. Breathe, Breathe it out and remember they're alive and strong strong health survivors. And just know they're gonna be okay and already safe.

At home and school. And so understand now why school is going to change so much.

The USA will continue to use cash for now

We will all change to a digital currency upon return.

Russia is the biggest country to change to all Star use in 2 weeks..

So we will see how that unfolds.

Remember I used to be a sun. Now I am human. You can call me Sunshine if you like.

Alex insisted on a cash earned policy. Snoop school and intelligence.

Behind their backs I enlisted the help of 4 trees. Alex was a star I fell in love with. So I named the Cash and designed it after him.

I grew up with Joe Cool in school. Snoopy. That will not continue. Woodstock cannot be Snoopy's only friend.

So watch in the future as Snoopy as Joe Cool. Woodstock. Calvin and his old Broad develop a relationship to show us the values of friendship and bow to be a really good friend. Many crisis will be involved to teach how to handle them without success -- in school they will always do it wrong.

For homework they always get it right..

Because i hate school and i voted against it 9 times out of 10 voting procedures.

So the change is extremely intense from what it used to be. But i kept it changing until my heart stopped crying.

Then Alex's tears i changed school flow times.. To be open all year. Up to 24 hours per day up to 7 days per week. Like Compton.

Most schools will be set up like college. All 100% free and then you sign up for classes during the time and dates you want.

Small communities will have it set up in rotation. So "four wheeling for safety" will be 6 weeks in the evening. Next 6 weeks noon. Then 6am then midnight. So if you need a certain time you may request it.

Math. Reading. Writing.

We will begin having fresh souls born. So mommys and daddies will be taking their 6 month old babies to one class like an elementary m its only 1 hour per day.

So it will be fun. I think there's a prototype video.

We are waiting for Wisconsin to establish no school for the remainder of the year before we close down all USA school instructions and open a website in DNA4U to begin leaning via long distance and online.

It is family school only as of now until the summer a low number of individual classes will be available.

But for now its mainly TV produced by tree. And DNA4U questions and answers and payments.

So requirement is the entire household watches it together then on each device per person Tue questions and answers are provided for the strict work.

So if you are allowed to answer while watching it will be spoken and written on the t.v. program. Most are not. They are retention values.

The first 9 are answer and watch simultaneously. Its polls to adjust to fit daily living.

We want your opinion.

If not every HUMAN has a phone or a tv is not available they will be delivered world wide. In the next 14 - 15 hours.

Otherwise you'll receive a projector in the mail in the next few weeks.

States that have closed schools via the governor like the great state of New Mexico and Texas and New Hampshire and MANY more you will have access limited to only the first 9 segments..

As i said previously the state of Wisconsin has the most children students per capita.

So we Grace their presence and we wait.

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