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[tomlinsun]

yes king spread ur spit onto everyone in the middle of a panoramic!

#IM FLJDFLDJDLRJFLEJWLEJLFJFDLSHLFBFLFHDLDHDLFJF #IS HE EVEN THINKING ABT WHAT HES DOING AT THIS POINT #I CANT DO THIS

[lesbianroland]

do you see this shit my liege

#this post is about xingqiu !!!!!! its about him !!!!!!! #genshin impact #ok im tagging this properly now #th.txt

[vadergf]

#10k #20k #30k #40k #NONE OF U ARE ORIGINAL IN THE NOTES. THE SAME BS LIKE 20 TIMES IM SICK OF IT #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k #100k #POST IS EDITED NOWWWWW #op is a dream stan etc etc #150k #wow

[blinkpen]

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing "wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn't have to do it anymore. i don't think i'll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

#sporadic warbling #the fact a lot of them were like 'i've become more comfortable with how i look as-is during lockdown bc i was seeing my- #normal un-makeup'd face in the mirror so much more often and now im not as anxious about being seen without it' #and people were acting like this was a bad thing #wild

[comfortfrogblog]

#floor time :) #if you ever feel sad just look in the tags everyone puts. theyre so cute and human and they genuinely cheer me up #like. everyone on this post is so. human #EXCEPT EVERYONE TAGGING THIS AS UNDERTALE😡😡😡im jk u guys are human too i guess (i love you im sorry <3) #i know nothing abt undertale but you guys are swag anyways #happy 2k notes :) #happy 3k!! wow this post has grown a lot #4k #5k wow its um growing fast yall are scaring me #10k #14k #i will stop counting at some point ofjkfnfnmf #30k #40k #50k #60k #100k #unga bunga drawing #hello there! general queuenobi >:) #positivity #mental health #cathy comforts #mental health memes #adhd memes #floor time #posts that got popular for some reason

[radiation]

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me...

#Im lliving on an island in minecraft btw you can see how thast going

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

"EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL TO THE POINT OF STERILE UNFUCKABILITY. " 1 . // 2. // 3. // 4.

#web weaving #parallels #THIS POST LOVES TRANS PEOPLE IM TRANS AND IF YOU INTERACT YOU SHOULD ALSO LOVE TRANS PEOPLE #ID in alt text #greatest hits

[unstablecryptid]

#brokeback mountain #Jake Gyllenhaal #shitpost #im sorry

[stvrmbrekkers]

found family trope: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

found family trope but they’re misfits, outcasts, and criminals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#IT SLAPS EVERY TIME #PLEASE SEND RECOMMENDATIONS #IM BEGGING #fictional characters #fiction #tropes #found family #books #movies #tv show #comics #anime #manga #fanfiction #six of crows #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #tian guan ci fu #mo dao su zhi #shadowhunters #renegades #all for the game #marvel #the avengers #birds of prey #vincenzo #the great pretender #spy x family #chainsaw man #bungou stray dogs

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

#lindsey shut up #im having a wild time #kittens is trainable but only Once and you don’t get to pick which time #the gamers

[thunderpibb]

something all children covet is the generic black t-shirt with white skull worn by cartoon teenagers

#my solution is a the punisher movie 2004 shirt i took from my mom #but now im just a guy walking around in a ripped sleeves punisher shirt #i am going to start blocking everyone that tags the guy from the superhero anime his shirt is fucking UGLY

[severalowls]

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

#theres already posts like this im just thinkin aloud

[vamprisms]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

#now THIS dynamic #u think this maiden's impressed? she probably thinks you can't even pay ur heating bill. im the reason your walls are damp you bitch

[husband]

this website is free

#prattle #im crying #MEINE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT DASS ICH COLA TRINKEN DAR WIE COOL IS DAS BITTE? JETZR ZOCKE ICH FORTNITE UND TRINKE COLA. YIPIIIIIIIIII

[wrender]

#my posts #jk Rowling #this is relevant again. #update ive added an image desc in the alt text #thank u to drwizard for providing that!! #hey quick psa before u send me anon hate or even comment on this post in a negative way #im deleting all of them and not engaging so dont waste ur time being pathetic on a joke tweet

[peasunflower]

I'm in love with involuntary validation of a relationship. My best friend saying "our spot", my brother saying "our cookie recipe" or my mum saying "our song". Like YES I LOVE YOU TOO. I'm so soft for it.

#ah to know you actually have an impact on people #i absolutely adore this #im just so soft whenever someone refers to something as ours #dark academia #friendship #love #relationship #academia #light academia #dark academism #dark aesthetic #soft academia #dps #validation #dead poets society #thoughts #chaotic aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic #chaos #chaoscore #beautiful #random #pretty #our