I was at this pool party and a cutie, although not all that smart, sat down next to me. I smiled at her, while she kind of was staring at my coke. We just mentioned our name to each other, while I moved my hand to my can of Coke. I pulled the little tab thingie back and as it made a P-O-P sound, Jessie's eyes kind of went blank. I moved the can to my lips, took a slip and her half closed eyes followed that can of Coke. No sooner had she heard the P-O-P where her lips made a deep sigh kind of sound. She leaned her face against my arm, looking extremely amazing. Tired girl, Jessie. Her lips spead open a bit and a drop of spittle formed on her lower lip. Relax, Jessie.... when her eyes closed tightly. Her breathing was rhythmic and deep, completely open to anything I wanted her to hear and remember. P-O-P put Jessie out like a light. She became totally open to me, P-O-P there she goes again. Luscious....... I told that two words mean the world to her.... wake, causes her to be total alive and focused on what we were talking about. sleep, means she is instantly sleep and open to all my suggestions. She didn't say anything, nor did she need to.
"wake" When you feel more alert you will find the party to be absolutely boring.... b-o-r-i-n-g and wonder if I am staying at this hotel. I smiled and told her I was and had a suite. She smiled then too. She put her hand on my arm and asked if she could shower there. She had a little beach bag with clothes in it and was very annimated when she asked me a second time. Please can I shower in your room? I was thinking she needs more magic words and time alone with me.
From the creator of Miracle Simulator comes a story that combines stage magic with fantasy magic about a magician and his new apprentice and the adventures they have!
Found family, LGBT+, a tired man who reluctantly ends up becoming a father figure, evil pretty boys, rebel witches
i made a spreadsheet for simon snow spells!! it includes all the canon ones plus ones i made up & eventually ones i pull from fics i've read (with credit). i'm hoping this is a good resource for anyone who writes simon snow fanfic and/or roleplays the characters!
check the source link to see them all & send me any spell ideas you have and i'll record them with credit to you!
Right. Who wants to talk about the magic words in episode 4?
So the magic words Aziraphale says before his trick are: banana, fish, gorilla, shoelace with dash of nutmeg.
Now, I'm assuming that it's meant to sound like gibberish, but why THESE words? Do they sound/look like something else while lip reading? Translate to something else? In German maybe?
Hmm. Probably not.
My first impression upon hearing these words was: banana, fish, gorilla all sound VERY familiar... Like when Crowley was talking about Armageddon in S1 about all the gorillas and stars crashing down and "WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN THE BANANAS THESE DAYS" (📌) and Aziraphale also makes a comment about dolphins being a type of fish.
But I don't recall there being anything about shoelaces or nutmeg in that dialogue. (Side note -- when Job mentions whales all I could think was "brain city, whales".) Nutmeg is mentioned once in the book:
Now for the 📌 -- I saw a reference somewhere to a manga called Banana Fish?
If you subscribe to the "spiked coffee" theory (I'm not sold on the idea myself), that's a VERY interesting note indeed. And only fitting that I would be reminded of Crowley's rant on gorillas questioning if their bananas were spiked. Could it... Could it be... ??
Perhaps the words mean nothing at all, but in my experience in S1 there was hardly a wasted line or name. All of the nuns' names meant some form of "talkative", for example. Again, it could just be words picked at random to sound silly.
But MAYBE it is a clue of some sort. Or at least a reference to something else.
My friend & I just came up with the best fucking idea ever. You text your friend with the secret phrase “hype hoe” & she responds ASAP with all the reasons you’re a bad bitch to hype you up.
No need to explain why you need the confidence boost, no questions, no judgement. You just act as her Hype Hoe and hype that bitch up!
(in friendship, there is no need to say sorry/thank you)
okay but why the hell not?
[i am sorry that ever since I became a cog in this capitalistic society i have become so sucky at replying to texts] [thank you for hyping me up every time i post a picture on instagram] [i am sorry that i can’t come over to your house anymore because i am afraid of dogs] [thank you for writing me emails and letters even though it is 2022] [i am sorry for being so sad and giving you a one-person show to my sad girl hours] [thank you for never making me feel like i am too much] [sorry i forget you too are a vegetarian all the time for some reason] [thank you for knowing what kind of jokes will make me laugh] [sorry i send 20-minute long voice notes on nights i don’t know what to do with myself] [thank you for taking interest in Korean] [sorry i got defensive when you told me i wasn’t there for you the way you needed me to] [thank you for cooking me food with extra ghee when i was homesick] [sorry we never vibe to the same music] [thank you for grounding me when life gets overwhelming like it often does] [sorry i make you worry so much lately] [thank you for being you]