Mein Herz in Flammen
Will dich lieben und verdammen...
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Instead of human names what if it was Mario Brothers Rules with these two
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@addicted-to-the-knife mein englisch ist unter aller sau 🤭
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Translated from German:
"If a University burns down or is otherwise destroyed, all current students immediatly finish their degrees with a bachelors degree"
I also find the first paragraph notable
"If someone dies during an exam, all other attending students pass"
Which makes me wonder, if you murder someone else during an exam, would you pass as well? You would probably get expelled, but at that point in time you were attending the exam AND someone died. I don't think this will work more than once though.
Professors hate this trick.
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Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden-Ba
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Goethe
kleine Körpergröße 🤝🏻 Schreiberling
Bilbo Beutlin
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Sometimes I think people are needlessly harsh when they say that Germans love their long words but then I remember this thing
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (literally "egg shell predetermined breaking point causer") and I just…
yes thank you continue
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when i took a photo of a polish-german dictionary i have, to specify, of the word “to shit” and circled it but it looks as if i wanted to take a pinterest aesthetic soft it girly photo because my nails have stars on them:
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my vast intellect far exceeds your own (i can say autistic dog in german and I bet you can't)
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Unsere Dokus sind eben speziell 🤔🙃
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