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Roy: Look Jay!! 😃 *showing a pizza place*
Jason: What? 🤨
Roy: A pizza place! We can make it our new place!😃
Jason: Why? For you to destroy again? 😏
Roy: It was an accident boy... 😓
Jason: Yes it was I'm sure. 😏
Roy: Whatever... what will we do now? 😊
Jason: We're tracking our target Roy. 🤨
Roy: Yes but... aren't you hungry? 😕
Jason: 😐
Roy: What's that face Jaybird? 😯
Jason: We already ate Roy. Like 15 mins ago. 😐
Roy: I know... so? 🤨
Jason: 😦
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I think it’s funny to think that whenever Jason shows up to ANYTHING with a duffle bag the batfamily and co think there could be decapitated heads inside:
Dick: whatcha got there Jason?
Jason: my luggage for the mission??
Dick:
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THERE AREN’T HEADS IN HERE
Dick: THERES ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY
Jason: I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE IN MONTHS
Dick: THAT WE KNOW OF
I imagine that then the Justice League becomes weary of Jason with duffle bags due to the bats. So the outlaws could be helping with a mission and:
Superman: Hood if it’s alright we’d like to search your bag?
Red Hood: there’s just my gear inside
Superman: we just want to double check it is your gear…
Red Hood:
Red Hood: not you guys too
Red Hood: THERE AREN’T ANY DECAPITATED HEADS INSIDE
Arsenal: at this point you should just put heads in there.
Red Hood: I’m not trying to get back on the Justice Leagues Wanted list Roy
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Look. Jason was a shy lil bean around his olders brothers cool friends, ok
Dick might also have forgotten to mention he was a selkie...
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I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
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Part-43
*Dick woke up in a hospital bed*
Dick: 🤕 ouch...
Roy: Morning dude. You finally woke up. 😀
Dick: 🤕 I--
Kory: Dick!! You're alive!! *tightly hugged him*😫
Dick: Kory... it hurts... 😣
Roy: Yes girl. Easy with him. 😄
Dick: Yes... 🤕
Kory: I'm sorry Dick. I should've control myself.😓
Dick: It's okay. 🤕
Roy: It doesn't seem okay buddy. 😉
Dick: It is. Trust me. 🙂
Kory: By the way why did you-- 🤔
Dick: Is she okay? 😟
Roy & Kory: Who? 😯
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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