#and 5 olives

[lower-east-side]

This is not a martini. This is chilled vodka served up with a twist. You can enjoy chilled vodka served up with a twist! That’s fine! You should drink whatever you want! But a martini is a cocktail. 

Now, you can argue perhaps that martini has become a way of drinking, as seen in something like an ‘espresso martini’ which contains no vermouth but is served in a martini glass. Language does change. But that example is still a cocktail, not just chilled espresso served up. There are ingredients.* Call it whatever you want in your own house (and playing around with barware on your own time is so fun, please do it.) However...

When things like this become popular I wait for them to trickle down and someone to order one from me. Usually I don’t care - I loved when sbagliatos had their day for example, that’s a glorious drink (and a nice upcharge 😎). But if you come to me in my dive bar arcade, fail to read the room, and order a ‘naked vodka martini’ as I am seeing this called you are going to be in for a shock, because I don’t have martini glasses. I don’t even have glass glasses! You are getting a chilled (and therefore diluted) double shot of Titos in a Pizza Hut cup, my friend, and you are paying 16 dollars for it. Enjoy.

*(The lemon doesn’t count, and she swipes the pith not the peel, terrible form.)

#bartending #LES text posts #im not just ranting this to be pedantic #im saying if you order this in a random bar you might not get what you expected #now dont mind me im off to make my preferred martini #2 1/2 oz roku gin with 1/2 oz vermouth #and 5 olives #adventures in bartending

[stevenrogered]

She's expecting me to come home. Which you do have to do at some point.

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 on abc #911 on fox #911 fox #911 spoilers #buddie #buddieedit #evan buckley #eddie diaz #oliver stark #ryan guzman #tuserkaz #mystuff #this has no business being this funny lol #his delivery of that last line had me laughing for a good 5 minutes #1k

[adarkermiserablecrow]

If buddie isnt meant to be romantic can someone tell oliver stark and ryan guzman bc i dont think they know

#these guys have been eyefucking each other on camera for 5 years #it's getting to be kind of ridiculous honestly #911 fox #fox 911 #evan buckley #911 #eddie diaz #buddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman

[not-another-robin]

Checking in

#5 hour doodle moment #narsposting #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #justice league #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #diana prince #green lantern #john stewart #the flash #wally west #hawkgirl #shayera hol #green arrow #oliver queen #black canary #dinah lance #jlu

[chrisrin]

HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

#chrisrin doodles #grian #mcyt #persona 5 #hermitcraft #i should probably come up with a name for this au? #anyways GRIAN! #i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him #but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger? #from oliver twist #ill be frank i know nothing about the novel #i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like #very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves #not very gentleman-y at all #he's probably a wind user #super quick on his feet #he does not have a gun he just throws explosives #if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion' #be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos #he still has his shackles on #theyre broken #he just got out of jail #he's going to rob another bank #he's going to be a Fucking Menace #and no one can stop him #his codename i think would change every single time #scar just calls him something new every time they go in #and the rest of the thieves just roll with it

[solovelyanddry]

A Case For Bottom Oliver Quick

To start, let's establish some terms - a top is the penetrating partner in anal sex and a bottom is the receptive partner. These terms are descriptive - they are not personality traits or strict categories. You can be a submissive top or a dominant bottom, which brings us to the case of one Oliver Quick and his night with Farleigh.

Let's first start with this:

Oliver is offering to let Farleigh fuck him (i.e., let Farleigh top him).

Later that night, Oliver surprises Farleigh in his room, straddling the larger man around his upper waist so they can see face-to-face (remember Farleigh/Archie is about 9 inches taller than Oliver/Barry). Note that Oliver is wearing an undershirt in this scene.

Oliver asks Farleigh if he is going to behave and then reaches behind him with his left arm, going under Farleigh's sheet. Notice the top of the sheet is behind Oliver's butt.

Oliver is clearing doing something to Farleigh's dick here, as we can hear the sheet continue to rustle and "Farleigh moans softly." Like in the vampire scene with Venetia, he is asserting dominance by providing the other person with pleasure.

"Are you going to behave?" Nnooo." Farleigh looks down between him and Oliver to whatever is happening under the sheet. "I'm going to behave," followed by more moaning and rustling. At this point, having triumphed, Oliver does something new, as Farleigh asks, "What the fuck?"

The lube spit enters the scene! After reaching back with his left hand, Oliver, who has maintained a steady posture during this whole encounter, tips his head back and up slightly. His expression changes slightly, and whatever he is doing become more vigorous as the bed creaks.

Oliver's face turns to one of pleasure as he inserts Farleigh into him. Farleigh, for his part, tries eating Oliver's chin. Studying Oli's neck seems to indicate that he is slightly arching his back.

Finally, in the two scenes we see of the events that immediately follow this encounter Oliver is (at least) shirtless (framing Farleigh for trying to sell the Palissy plates) and naked (back in his own bed in the morning). If he's worried about the maids reporting back to Elspeth, bottoming would make a bigger mess on the underclothes that he was wearing and would necessitate stripping down once he gets back to his own room.

Again, while I mentioned that bottoming isn't a personality trait, it fits with his theme of consumption throughout the film. He is taking the family into himself, presenting himself as something that is thought of as submissive while really being the one in control.

#oliver quick #farleigh start #quickstart #saltburn #saltburn spoilers #i do have thoughts about oliver's sexuality too #i think he's much closer to a kinsey 4 or 5 #and i think most of the cattons think he is just gay

[astridianmayfly]

I literally think about oliver banks post post change alllll the fucking time. he accepted the deaths of everyone else. he accepted his own death. he accepted the world ending. he even embraced the world ending after it ended, accurately hypothesizing that the fears had doomed themselves to starving.

then the world doesn't end, and oliver is alive (presuming he doesn't get hunted down like simon fairchild.) how do you spend your adulthood accepting your ultimate demise and then suddenly you have another chance? you're given the gift of new life and it's so foreign that it feels like a loss....like oh we're really in it now

#fic idea brewing #this man has taken two different aliases #i fully believe he would escape before the mob got to him #the magnus archives #tma #jonmartin #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #graham folger #the end #tma season 5 #martin blackwood #jarchivist #oliver banks

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

My favourite part 5 scene

#Bruno adopts kids and take them to olive garden all the time #it's an edit #a new one this time at least! #jjba #part 5 #vento aureo #giorno giovanna #bruno bucciarati #mom bruno #lolo edits #olive garden

[chalamet-chalamet]

Timothée Chalamet at the Mexico City photocall for ‘Dune: Part Two’ on February 5, 2024. ✨✨✨

Twitter credit to glittermagazine

#timothée chalamet #timothee chalamet #he’s wearing olive #I must be colorblind because I literally thought the top was black until now #😅 #dune part 2 #dune part two #dune #mexico #February 5

[emillungs]

watched saltburn. finally representation for women who were lesbians for a while

#my art #saltburn #rosamund pike #elspeth catton #that 5 sec shot of elspeth at olivers party is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen unfortunately #sketches #artists on tumblr #illustration #rosamund pike the absolute WOMAN that you are

[mysadblacksoul]

Happy Pride month my dudes

#band #emo bands #emo #emo quartet #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #awsten waterparks #waterparks #bmth #bring me the horizon #oliver sykes #palaye royale #remington leith #yungblud #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #happy pride 🌈 #pride 2023 #pride month #michael clifford #lgbt #lgbtq

[watchyourbuck]

The 911onabc TikTok just posted a picture of Oliver saying “six years ago we met Evan ‘firehose’ Buckley” pls 😭 do you even KNOW what you’re doing to us

#not them bringing back the firehose thing after it wasn’t mentioned for 5 seasons #if we’re including more references to his cock I will not be upset actually #also pls give us buddie #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 on abc #oliver stark

[pyrish-art]

Finally “finished” this piece lol the saltburn brain rot has fully consumed me at this point. I love them both so much.

#felix is a tactile guy who will take every opportunity to hang off his short friend #ollie’s just perfect leaning height #I hope everyone likes it 🥰 #saltburn #saltburn fanart #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #oliver quick x felix catton #saltburn 2023 #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #pyrishart #quotes on finished cos am I ever truly finished? I could spend another 5 hrs on this #it’s been so long since I’ve done a piece like this 😫

[theflashzoom]

#alan scott #green lantern #michael jon carter #booster gold #adam strange #buddy baker #animal man #barry allen #the flash #oliver queen #green arrow #arthur curry #aquaman #sanderson hawkins #dc sandman #brainiac 5 #dc comics #dc polls #justice league

[wongwh0re]

them once again hehe

#oliver quick fanart #oliver quick #felix catton fanart #felix catton #felix x oliver #cattonquick #saltburn #saltburn fanart #dont talk to me about shadows i cant do them #its almost 5 am #im actually going insane #losing my mind even #crying screaming shaking

[salemsvlog]

It’s just so funny to me thinking about Oliver going on set to film 7x05 being all like “I’m so excited how are they going to handle Bucks coming out story” just to be told that they’re going to choked him.

I mean- WHAT MAKE THAT DECISION??

#salemshit #9 1 1 buddie #9 1 1 fanfiction #oliver stark #tommy 911 #911edit #9 1 1 #911 abc #9 1 1 fandom #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #episode 5 #buddieisreallyhappening #911 buddie #ryan guzman