#and i can't write solomon in a way that's not chaotic... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lorkai · 5 months

Text

づ A/N: This idea has been living rent free in my head for a few months now and I finally had time to sit and write down. Might write a part 2 but idk yet. Also reblogs are appreciated!

Characters: Thirteen, Solomon, Simeon & Barbatos

There are stupid things that are expected to be common sense. For example, everyone knows that eating Solomon's food is an extremely dumb idea. Alas you are dumb and decided to eat the pasta he had made after one lesson you had; resulting in you gaining immortality.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Thirteen is the first being to notice the change. Your candle is forever frozen just like Solomon's, motionless, the flames static and the reaper is left in a mix of feelings when she understands what happened; what that terrible wizard have done to you, poor you and your beautiful soul and mortality. She questions you about it as soon as she sees you, no matter who is around, questioning you about your immortality, about what happened and if you are happy with your decision.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ For her, this was what you wanted so when she finds out that you didn't even know about it Thirteen doesn't know how to react. You recount the day's events to her, how you trained magic with Solomon and then had dinner with him. It's so comical, so unbelievable, several humans searched for a way to obtain immortality and you just had to eat the food that Solomon prepared for you. She is crying with laughter and rolling on the floor at this point, however, the reaper will be more than happy to help you find a way to undo your immortality if you so desire.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Solomon was by your side when Thirteen appeared suddenly and he is so surprised by this information. I mean, he doesn't understand how a simple pasta can make you immortal since he himself only became immortal through one of his failed experiments, but he also didn't know his cooking could do this??? He is not at all sad about the news as now he know his beloved apprentice will live forever, however, yes, immortality has its downsides; the death of friends and family, the pain of remembering how you forgot their faces, voices and cherished memories and there is nothing you can do to get them back.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ But he is here to support you in every difficult and painful moment as well as in the most joyful and happy moments. He's here forever to be by your side, to give you a helping hand and a shoulder to lean on. Though saddened he would help find a way to reverse your mortality if you truly wished for it.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Simeon's mouth had never been so open. You, immortal? How, when, why? He listens to you recount the day's events, but he still can't comprehend how Solomon's dish could do something like this. Simeon knows that the thing Solomon calls food is capable of doing, but being able to grant immortality to someone? By heaven, he doesn't even know what to say, he doesn't even know what to do. Do you need to be comforted? Do you want a hug? Are you well? He's more nervous than you are, honestly. Simeon tries to calm you down and offers solutions to your problems.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ When everything was done and said, he felt a little happy. Angels don't know what the pain of loss is like and he wishes he didn't know what it's like, he wishes he didn't live to find out what life was like without you. You're like a ray of sunshine, so cheerful and chaotic and a welcome part of his life.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Barbatos found out about it from Simeon. The embodiment of "disappointed but not surprised", if you subjected yourself to eating the horrendous pestilence that was Solomon's food then you knew the risks you were taking and didn't care. The lord of time holds back from giving you a good lecture as soon as he sees you. Who in their right mind would eat that??? Why, MC, why??? He wants so much to understand what you were thinking at that moment and what you are thinking now, what you feel now, becoming immortal can be a bit shocking, even more so with all the pros and cons that come along with the experience of being immortal.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ He is the one who helps you adjust to your new life as the years go by. The one who helps you get a house, new documents and teaches you how to deal with everything when things get too much. He already did it once to his master and now he's going to do it to you now. If you ask and Diavolo allows it, Barbatos will look into the future for a way to reverse your immortality. That's your wish and he respects it but then why does this possibility leaves an empty feeling in his chest?

#obey me #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me thirteen #solomon x mc #solomon x reader #barbatos x mc #barbatos x reader #simeon x mc #simeon x reader #thirteen x mc #thirteen x reader

109 notes · View notes

zablife · 11 months

Note

John + Solomons!sister thoughts:

This chaotic woman babysitting his kids. At this point all of them call her "Aunt y/n" ❤️. The thing is she can't control herself so, she's telling them a story but in the same way Alfie did with her (can you imagine Alfie telling bed stories to his little sister? 🫠) Well, so, she's telling them something like: "then the princess, who was in the fucking castle, was forced to marry this man . He was a cunt! A fucking cunt..."

And in that moment John returns, and he's wtf! 🤷‍♀️. That's not the kind of language to use in front of his kids! But they're so happy listening to her that in the end he let her finish the story 😂. Probably he joins his kids, too.

The Runaway (Partners in Crime AU)

John Shelby x Y/n Solomons

GIF credit @alicent-targaryen

Read previous part Shots Fired

John sat in pensive silence, hands clasped in his lap as his older brother’s shadow passed over him threateningly. He felt like a child waiting for punishment, but no one could make him feel worse than the condemnation that came from within. His mind had been on your disappearance all day.

“What the fuck were you thinking, John?” Tommy said pacing the floor as he pinched the bridge of his nose harshly.

“I swear it wasn’t my idea, Tom. You know what she’s like,” John protested.

Tommy stopped in front of a chair, fingers curled around the back tightly as he glared at his brother, “Is that what I’m supposed to tell Alfie?”

John looked away in defeat, shoulders hunched. Why did you have to be so bloody stubborn, he wondered, anger bubbling up inside of him. When he’d gone to check on you yesterday, the nurse told him you’d discharged yourself hours earlier. He’d flown into a rage, overturning the bed and table until she handed him a letter between shaking fingertips, begging him to leave.

“Tell me once more,” Tommy insisted.

“Here, read it for yourself,” John answered with a huff. He fished the note from his coat pocket and tossed it across the kitchen table. It was creased and torn at the edges from where he’d already read it many times over, trying to discern meaning from your cryptic words.

Tommy snatched it up, scanning the hastily scribbled writing and squinting in the dim light at your poor penmanship.

I couldn’t stay here. I have a personal matter to settle, but I’ll see you again in a familiar place when I'm done. I owe you a black eye and two kisses xx

“The fuck’s she on about, eh?” Tommy said, hurling the paper back at his brother. “What place?”

John simply shrugged, too exhausted to speculate.

Tommy narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “Were you two fucking? If so, you need to tell me now.”

John’s body pitched forward with a burst of laughter. “Oh, fuck off, Tommy!”

Growing irritated Tommy stormed out, calling over his shoulder, “Find Y/n, NOW! Before Alfie finds out about this!”

———————————————

Three weeks later…

“You won’t believe what happens next!” you tease out slowly, watching the little faces gathered around you.

“Does he find the princess?” Clara asked, clutching her teddy bear.

“Yes! But that’s not all! Cheeky bastard leans over for some heavenly bliss,” you said, kissing your hand to demonstrate dramatically.

The children shrieked and squealed before Katie piped up excitedly, “He kissed her?”

You nodded, “I mean…not a proper snog cause she weren’t awake. And, more importantly, girls, he didn’t ask! A lad’s gotta treat you with respect,” you reminded them with a wag of your finger.

“Can we please have another story after this one?” William interrupted, chubby hands pushed together pleadingly.

“You tell stories better than daddy,” Katie proclaimed with a giggle.

Following the sound of his children's laughter, John climbed the stairs quietly. His heart thundered in his chest as he strained to listen for the female voice he knew well. A thousand questions crossed his mind, but the relief he felt quieted them all as he caught a glimpse of you from the hall.

You shifted in the small bed to make yourself more comfortable, adjusting the sling that held your bad arm. “No, this is the last one. I’m cream crackered!” you said, stifling a yawn.

“Why do you talk funny?” Katie asked, her lisp adorably more pronounced.

“Why do you?” you countered defensively.

“I can’t help it, I’m missing my front teeth,” she replied sweetly, opening her mouth wide to reveal a wide gap.

You leaned forward to examine her, pinching her chin between your thumb and forefinger. Nodding thoughtfully you exclaimed, “Oh, right. Got a man down at the bakery who looks like you. He’s called Walter.”

“Is Walter getting new teeth like me?” Katie asked hopefully.

You furrowed your brow and shook your head, “No, I don’t think so.”

John leaned against the door frame watching you with his children. He was somewhat surprised to see this softer side of you, though he always knew you must have one. He watched the corners of your eyes crinkle into a smile as you continued joking with the children and he found himself smiling as well.

“I feel sorry for Walter then,” Katie said, big blue eyes looking up at you sorrowfully.

“No, don’t trouble yourself, love. He’s a right cunt,” you said matter-of-factly. "And a dirty little snitch as it turns out. Do you know what we do to them?"

John leaped forward. “Alright, bedtime!” he announced. “Y/n, can I speak with you?”

You looked up, realizing he was home. “So you finally found me,” you said with a grin. “Did you come for those kisses?” you teased as you rose to greet him, batting your lashes at him playfully. The children whooped in delight, jumping up and down as they watched both of you carefully.

“Bed!” John instructed, pointing for them to lie down. Guiding you out into the hall, he closed the door to their room and when you attempted to walk away from him, he pulled you back to him demanding, “Where the bloody hell have you been?”

“You speak to me like that again and it’ll be a black eye for you, understand?” you warned him.

“Alright, calm down,” he said, relinquishing his grip on your wrist. “I was worried,” he admitted in a quiet voice.

Crossing your arms over your chest, you looked down at your feet and nodded in understanding. “M sorry. Sabini’s men came looking for me at the hospital. I had to leave.”

“Why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve taken care of it,” John said lowly.

Your eyes flicked up to his, a sudden spark lighting within you as you shook your head at him. “I don’t need you to fight my battles for me.”

John ran a hand through his hair in exasperation. “Fine, you don’t need me,” he said, pushing past you to take the stairs two at a time.

You followed after him into the kitchen where he was noisily opening cupboards to distract himself from your rejection.

“That’s not what I meant. I’m good at what I do so I don’t need my man to rescue me every time I’m in trouble, John."

“Oh, fuck off, Y/n!” he shouted, spinning around to look at you. "I may not be your man, but I'm still your partner. Why can't you trust me?” he asked, chest rising and falling quickly with his rapid heartbeat. You meant more to him than any woman had since Martha and he couldn’t understand why you insisted on shutting him out.

You stood staring at him, a lump in your throat in place of an explanation. Why were you like this? Was it years of working for Alfie or the fear of admitting you cared about someone? You couldn’t say. You’d never been good with words, but you had to try or this might be the end of your friendship.

“Look, I’m shit at telling people how I feel about them, alright? I learned everything I know about family from Alfie and you know what a numpty he is,” you let out a desperate laugh that fell flat when you saw John’s wide eyes staring back at you. “I couldn’t risk Sabini hurting you too. You’ve got kids to think of!” you said, eyes welling with tears. “I don't have anyone so it wasn't as much of a risk for me. You think I don’t trust you, but I’d fucking die for you, you arsehole.”

John exhaled the breath he’d been holding listening to you and rushed to embrace you, letting you cry into his shoulder. “Hey, you’ve got me. You’ve got all of us," he assured you as he stroked your hair gently. "Promise me you won’t do that again. I couldn’t lose you.”

You nodded against his shoulder, wiping your tears away with the back of your hand as embarrassment washed over you. John loosened his grasp on your shoulders and stepped back to give you space. Digging into his pocket, he bit his lip before offering a handkerchief. Looking up at you with a mischievous glint in his eye, he attempted to lighten the mood. “If you’re going to come round more often to see the kids, stick to bedtime stories, yeah?”

You hiccuped out a little laugh asking, “No small talk?”

“Not if it’s about Walter,” he joked, looking away with a chuckle.

You blew your nose into the hanky as you mumbled, “Sleeping Beauty again, I reckon.”

John winced, “I hate that one.”

“Says the man who grabbed the tit of an unconscious woman,” you retorted playfully.

“How many times do I have to apologize for that? I did save your life that night you know!” John said, voice tinged with mild irritation.

A smile slowly began to creep over your face as you brought your hand up to caress his cheek softly, “Thank you, Barney.”

His bright blue eyes searched yours and found a sincerity he'd never seen before. “You’re welcome, alley cat," he whispered into the stillness of the night. His term of affection made you feel warm and comforted and for once you didn't feel like dismissing it with a joke or running away.

Read part 5 Plus One

#Peaky Blinders fanfic #Peaky Blinders imagine #John Shelby #John Shelby x solomons sister #John Shelby x reader #John Shelby x you #John Shelby x y/n

402 notes · View notes

tragedytells-tales · 2 years

Note

Hi! Could you write some headcanons for the brothers and maybe undateables, where the MC is a chaotic teenager who decides they need to be able to kick a demon's ass? Like one day they just go online and become a priest (you fill out a form and pay a fee, it's wild), and start annointing things. Random lesser demon gets peckish and tries to eat them? Holy water spray bottle. Somebody's talking smack? Crucifix. They just want to fight a demon for the sheer power play? They blessed a butter knife and it is far too effective a weapon. When they're mad at the brothers they hang a cross on the door, the whole nine yards. Found a bible somehow. (Srry for the long ask ;-;)

Tragedy sat at their desk with pen in hand when a book began to materialize itself in their hands.

They wheezed out a cackle while twirling the pen. "This is awesome! Your wish is my command!"

How Bad Can it Be?

Notes - GN!MC , Teen!MC, Hurt/comfort with a shitpost on the side, Feat. The brothers, The royals, purgatory hall, Gidorah, Candy, Luka, Unnamed classmates

Summary - I mean, you gotta do what ya gotta do to protect yourself in a world of demons! Who says you can't have fun along the way?

Warnings - strong language and minor injuries

Tw - none?

MC flinched and winced through their teeth. It didn't particularly hurt, but the cold water still wasn't particularly pleasant on their skin. Simeon silently apologized with his eyes and finished wrapping their cut. "There, all better."

Luke huffed, face burning red with anger, and plopped next to MC. "I still can't believe that demon had the nerve to attack you like that!" He grabbed MCs hand and continued grumbling even as he looked them over.

Simeon sighed with from his place in the bathroom, "I'll leave you to tending to them, I'm sure Diavolo has some interesting things to say about this as well." He placed the first aid kit away and strode over to the door. "You two be sure to text either me or Solomon if you need anything!"

MC crossed their arms and watched the wall, "You got it big sib." Simeon watched MCs downcast eyes go slightly dimmer and frowned. He made sure to lock the door and shot Luke a text before getting in the car with Solomon.

[ Simeon: Luke, try to cheer up MC please? They don't seem to be doing well. ] Read : 5:12

[ Luke: Of course! ] Read : 5:12

Luke placed his D.D.D on his nightstand and bound over to MC. They sat in silence for a few seconds before his expression shifted into a pout. "MC what's wrong, and don't try to lie to an angel!" MC chewed on their lip and huffed. They fell back onto the plush bed, "I don't know man, I guess I just find it stupid."

"Hm, find what stupid?"

MC crossed their arms, "How much I have to rely on you guys for things? Like come on, basic self defense should not be THAT hard." They grumbled with a furrowed brow. Luke let out a troubled sigh and thought for a second.

"Well," He grabbed MCs hand with his glowing ones ",although I don't mind you relying on me, I could bless you so you have a higher defense against demons!"

MC thanked him and sat up. They watched Lukes' magic blend with their skin with interest. "How does blessing me help with defense against demons by the way?" Luke smiled and began explaining while also trying to focus on the task at hand. "Well, it'll work with celestial magic or item! All you have to do is bless or annoint something with celestial magic or a celestial item! Then that thing, or person, will instantly become demon-proof!"

"Huh," MC hummed, a light bulb went off "any item?" Luke nodded and dusted the excess magic off his hands. "Yup! It just has to be some celestial related!"

A mischievous smirk grew on MCs face. They thought to themselves and chuckled.

"Interesting."

"'How to become a Christian in 1 quick form and 5 easy steps, includes a demon proof premium package below'... yeah, I'm not to sure this is a good idea."

MC rolled their eyes at Lukas hesitation. "How bad could it possibly be! Besides, who says it'll work?"

"I don't see anything wrong with it," Candy said as she leaned over to look at the computer screen, "I mean, ya gotta do whatcha gotta do! And if we're able to say things like 'pray' and drink diluted holy water, who's to say if those human world items will do anything?"

Gidorah just nodded from their place at MCs desk. "See!" MC said while gesturing over in Gidorahs direction "Even they agree and they're the group realist! Think of it as a really bad science experiment."

Luka grumbled something about MC quoting the lorax and shook his head. He rolled his eyes while shrugged. "Alright, go for it. But Lord Lucifer is probably going to find out eventually."

MC just waved off his warning while speeding through the website. Sure, it didn't seem the most legit but it did seem the most fun.

So, with all common sense aside and two very supportive and one probably right friend at their side. They selected their order date, entered Lucifers information, and ordered.

"Btw, do you think angels just get drunk off their asses on holy water all the time since it's not diluted there?" Candy questioned

"Ask Simeon," MC shrugged "He probably knows since it's five o'clock somewhere."

Lucifer raised an eyebrow at a notification for an order conformation. He debated actually investigating who could possibly be behind this before remembering Levi ranting about some new game that morning and shrugging it off.

So he wasn't exactly suprised when two packages showed up at the door the next day. He was, however, suprised by just how uncomfortable the second package made him. He knocked on Levis door only to take note of the anxious glace he shot at the second package as well.

Lucifer left Levi to his own devices and turned away from his door. He read the name on the second package and raised a brow. He carefully knocked on MCs door only to immediately enter right after. MC peaked their head out while upside down in their tree and waved.

Lucifer opened and closed his mouth with bewilderment before settling on, "why?" MC hopped down from their tree and shrugged, "Why not?"

He sighed and used two fingers to rub at his temples. He dismissed it as a topic for later and handed MC their package. MCs eyes beamed while they nearly snatched it out of his hands. He carefully watched their movements and asked "What exactly did you order MC?"

The teen just shrugged and gestured towards the box, "It's supplies for a science experiment!" Lucifer narrowed his eyes and leveled MC with a suspicious glare. "What kind of science experiment, MC."

MC raised an eyebrow at his tone and stared at him with their own challenging smile. "Nothing that you need to worry about. It's not even that dangerous!"

Lucifer kept up his glowering before he resigned. He closed his eyes and grumbled something about getting grounded under his breath. He took a deep inhale and stared down MC, who flashed him an innocent smile, and shook his head.

"Okay, just don't burn anything down this time."

"It was but a single plant."

"That burned down nonetheless. Now, I'm off to make dinner."

MC watched the demon walk off and waited for the door to be fully shut before glancing back at their package. They locked their door and sent a text warning the brothers that they might be late to dinner.

MC ungraciously ripped open the package and the first thing they pulled out was a really extravagant and heavy priest Halloween costume.

"...yeah, not wearing that."

They then took out and organized their arsenal of objects and nodded. Holy water and a spray bottle, a cross, a more detailed cross, a random butter knife, and a funky lookin bible.... fair enough.

"Hehe, it's go time."

So, MC can now say from experience that it is incredibly boring to wait while the old men discuss something. Was wondering off really the best solution for it? No. Not at all.

Although, many of the demons simply didn't pay MC any mind. And if they did then they grimaced in discomfort and scurried off, sometimes to a different side of the sidewalk. MC didn't know wether it was the holy water on their hip or the fact that anyone who got to close got their soul drilled into by three different pairs of eyes.

"But there's always that one asshole."

"Watch your mouth and respect your elders, human brat."

MC stood in a defensive stance. They thought about yelling out for Lucifer, Mammon, or Levi but the demon towering in front of them seemed pretty determined to not let that happen. Their eyes darted around rapidly for an escape only to find that it was no use. The built-like-a-brick dude could catch up to them in a matter of seconds. And aiming below the belt won't work, too short.

They felt their heart beat at 100bpm as increased adrenaline went unused. They shook out their limbs and prepared for a fight but-

"I'd suggest backing away."

"Too nice, hell, I order ya too you fuckin creep!"

"Imagine being so low that you attack a child for their soul. Pathetic."

- Oh yeah, they were here with three of the demon lords. The demon flinched back from MC, not enough space to escape, but it was space nonetheless. The demon directed their attention to their lords and laughed it off, "Me and the kid were just exchanging a few kind words is all! Nothin to be worried about my lords." The demon went for a pat on the back but MC flinched back.

MC attempted to match the demons glare, and yet, nothing could match the heat that it held. They turned their head to see where the brothers were and just as they thought.

They're too far to reach them in time if this goes sideways.

The argument quickly became drowned out by their heart racing in their ears. Of all the ways they could go out, they just had to run into the most boring one. MC frowned and tried to find some way out of this when the demons hand clamped onto their shoulder. Ironically, nearly at eye level... they had holy water.

"Well," MC said as they reached for their hip "It's now or never." The demon caught on a bit to late as MC whipped out the spray bottle and aimed it directly for the demons eyes.

"Yippe-ki-yay mother-sucker!"

"What the hell- SON OF A-"

"MC NOW!"

The demon let go of MC in favor of clawing at their eyes. They stumbled back a few feet and MC took their chance to dart for Mammon who immediately cradled them in his arms and checked them over while scolding them for wandering off.

In the living room of their home, when nerves were settled and the zoomies were finished, Lucifer took a quick look at MCs spray bottle. Mammon, who now refuses to let the kid go, eye'd it as well. "Oi gem, where'd ya get that spray bottle from anyway?"

Levi perked up from his place on the floor, "And why do you have holy water?" MC paused the game they were playing to look up. "Oh that?" They pointed to they slightly decorated spray bottle "I got it to help with self defense, why is it dangerous or something?"

"No." Lucifer answered "Although it is a surprisingly good weapon, it wouldn't function the same as holy water from the celestial realm." MC peaked over Mammons shoulder and tilted their head at Lucifer. "How so?"

Lucifer uncapped the spray bottle and dipped his finger in, It itched slightly through his glove but it didn't burn. "It wouldn't function as the human realm depicts it, For example we wouldn't melt or burst into flames. But it would cause a burning sensation and other side effects depending on how it's inflicted and where it's applied."

MC hummed in thought. They snapped their fingers and nodded, "so kinda like an over glorified pepper spray except holy?" Levi shrugged and shot a thumbs up, "Yeah basically."

"I don't see why they can't have it on em." Mammon said while fixing his position, "It makes for good defense, even if they don't have to worry about it with the great Mammon around!" He exclaimed while trapping MC in a bear hug. Lucifer chuckled to himself as MC shoved Mammon off the couch and onto Levi, which in turn caused the two to fight.

He re-capped the holy water in a more discreet bottle and slipped it into MCs backpack.

Maybe the extra protection was a good thing.

MCs leg was rapidly increasing in tapping speed, the whispering was extremely nerve grating. "It's all fun and games until I commit mass acts of violence and mayhem." They grumbled while side glaring the seat behind them. "I could just sock em for you." Candy suggested. "And get detention for no reason? I don't think so, sit down." Luka shot down.

"You've gotta admit though," Gidorah said while taking a seat next to MC ", The rumors areee getting annoying." MC turned to Gidorah and huffed "And increasingly exaggerated. This would be the 4th person I've had a crush on this week."

Candy bit into her lollipop while the three debated what to do about it. She leaned back in her seat and caught a glimpse of the cross in MCs bag. "Y'know," She said while pulling it out "You could just stick this in their back pocket and see what happens."

Luka shot the object a nasty grimace and even leaned away from it and Gidorah just raised a brow with a slow nod. "Yup, that would work." MC watched Candys' hand for any reaction and shrugged. "Hmm, sure that should be interesting payback!"

MC summoned a levitation spell and shifted the cross between seats, feet, and tables before planting it in the persons' jacket. They watched as a few of the demons around them shifted uncomfortably in their seats while others outwardly started growling. The demon looked at their friends incredulously before rolling their eyes and walking off to their class.

So, MC took note of multiple things that day. Number one, watching Barbatos struggle to go near his lord is slightly entertaining. Two, Watching both the demon and Diavolo squirm from separate things is also slightly entertaining.

Barbatos continued to discretely scan the demon even while holding his normal expression while Diavolo even started to laugh awkwardly and crossed his arms.

"So, what has been going on with you two?" Daivolo asked.

The demon scoffed and gestured vaguely towards MC, "I don't know, ask them." MC raised an eyebrow and chuckled at the demons demeanor. "This dude's been spreading rumors about me all week. Not that it's harmful, kinda, it's just been getting annoying." MC said as they shrugged.

"Yeesh, someone can't take a few jokes." The demon mumbled under their breath. Barbatos leveled the demon with a glare despite the smile on his face. "May I remind you that you are in an empty room and your wispers can be heard. I would also suggest you adjust your attitude in front of his highness."

Diavolo shook his head and stared down the demon with dissapointment. "Joke or not, harmful rumors about your fellow students will not be tolerated."

The demon gawked at Diavolo and stuttered with suprise for a second. "What?! B-but-" Daivolo leveled them with a stare which quickly shut the demon up. "Barbatos take them to detention, MC you're free to go back to class."

"M'kay."

The other demoned whined on their way out before Barbatos picked them up by their hoodie. He shoved his hand into their pocket and pulled out the cross that MC had kinda forgotten was there.

He opened a portal to the detention room and turned to question MC. "MC, why did you place a cross on them?" Diavolo looked at MC with amusement and shock.

"Bad science experiment," MC answered with a shrug "that and they decided to talk shit while right behind me, so I'd call that fair!"

Barbatos sighed and shook his head. He tossed the cross back to MC and warned them against bringing it on school grounds again. Diavolo continued to chuckle despite this and waved it off. "You know what, I'll allow it. Just don't do it again."

Barbatos looked at his lord incredulously, "though I rarely question your judgment, why?"

"It was funny!"

"See," MC said while they also giggled "Dia knows best!"

Barbatos smiled and sighed. "Okay MC."

"How did you manage to convince Lucifer to let you walk cerberus?"

"With adult supervision."

"Does Simeon truly count as adult supervision?"

"Solomon!"

Solomon chuckled lightly at Lukes outrage while Simeon mumbled something about Solomon counting even less. MC didn't respond as they were busy attempting to launch a ball into the sun for the sake of the cerb.

Solomon eventually decided to help them by making the ball into a Lazer pointer dot and pointing it in different directions.

Simeon bit into another cookie and took note of the wrapped up burn on MCs hand. "MC, what's the story behind this?" He questioned while turning MCs hand over in his own. "That is a very good question." Solomon added, sensing the slight hint of celestial magic coming off the burn.

MC turned away from the game of fetch and put their hand back in their lap. "Well, I may or may not have touched a blessed butter knife with some demonic magic and in turn, got my as-" they heard Luke giggle at some flowers "- my arse handed to me by a butter knife."

Simeon simply started worrying over MCs burn while Solomon was still pondering as to how the hell they got their butter knife blessed.

"Why did you have a blessed butter knife?" Asked Luke with a hint of disbelief. MC thought about it for a second, they actually had no idea. "Just thought It'd be fun. And it was."

Luke opened his mouth to respond only to become speechless. Solomon was running out of air by now and Simeon was ever so slightly concerned. "Well that and belphi decided I needed more protection, so bam, a knife." MC said before getting blasted by grass from cerberus lying down.

Simeon and Luke both went silent with concern. "Why-" "Well, does it work?" Solomon interrupted. Luke pouted and huffed at Solomon for interrupting him and MC just nodded, "Suprisingly well for a butter knife too!" Solomon smiled proudly and nodded along. "Butter knives are very formidable weapons."

Luke rolled his eyes as the two humans discussed the lethality of the butterknife and walked over to lay on a now sleeping cerberus. Solomon threw in the option of getting MC an actual knife only to immediately get shot down by Simeon. "You never let me have any fun, grrrrr." MC whined playfully.

They eventually got up and decided that they too shall lay on the sleeping cerb, taking a spot right next to Luke on a giant paw.

Simeon and Solomon exchanged serious glances and got to work on an actual weapon for MC.

They were going to question where the celestial decorated pen came from, but the ink was cool so they decided not to question it.

"MC, TAKE THE CROSS OFF OF THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW."

"GIVE ME BACK MY MNMS THEN YOU COWARDS!"

"I CAN'T, THERE'S A SALT CIRCLE AROUND THE DOOR."

"SUCKS TO SUCK PAL!"

"MC-"

Beelzebub watched Satan and MC yell at eachother through the door for a few more minutes before trying to play mediator. Belphi eventually decided to add fuel to the flames by pointing out that the MnMs got mixed with skittles, which MC was not pleased with.

Asmo sat a few feet away, chuckling at the sight of Satan being bullied by the resident child. Beel was the only one to question where MC got the cross from and only got shrugs in response.

"BE GONE EVIL SPIRIT!"

"THATS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT THING, WHAT-"

Belphi eventually got bored and decided to help his brother by knocking on a wall and asking MC if they wanted more MnMs. They sniffed dramatically and grumbled yes before dubbing him as their favorite.

Asmo groaned as Belphi flicked them off on his way through the portal for MnMs, "be back in a sec nerd!" "He's gonna be bragging about that for weeks." Asmo complained while striding towards MCs door.

"MC, darling?"

"Yeah?"

"This cross on your door is fugly as hell, my child!"

"WHAT- LEAVE MY DOOR ALONE!?"

"Absolutely not! Off it comes!"

Satan watched with great interest as Asmo simply yanked the cross off the door only to then replace it with a slightly more thematic one. "We can just touch crosses?"

Beel nodded and popped a piece of chocolate into his mouth. "Yeah," he answered "Only if it's from the human realm though. I wouldn't suggest touching one from the celestial realm."

"I'm back with the goods."

Belphi announced his presence and knocked on the door. "What kind of goods?" MC questioned. Belphi rolled his eyes and read the label of the demonfide MnMs, "uhhh, a mix of dark chocolate, dark chocolate with mint, milk chocolate, and milk chocolate with caramel."

A vacuum rang out around the hallway and the brothers watched the salt dissapear beneath the door and into the void. A smiling MC is their first sight when the door finally opens, well that and a pillow fort with some MnMs in it.

"Wait" Satan starts as he looks around the decorated room "so all of that was-" "just to give me time to decorate for little sibling night? Absolutely."

Satan chuckles and flashes MCs a proud and disbelieving smile. "You're going to have to up your game Satan!" Asmo remarked as he made himself comfortable on one of the pillows. MC took their MnMs and placed themself on a bean bag with Belphi and Beel.

"Fine, you win this time kit."

"I always do!"

A few minutes later, and a couple songs from Turning Red, Beel actually did ask MC where they got the crosses from.

They simply shrugged and told them of their adventures these last few days. Satan said that the science experiment wasn't half bad and Asmo even questioned the blessed butterknife. Although Beel wasn't too happy about the whole getting attacked and bullied thing, Belphi made sure to reassure him that MC turned out fine in the end. It didn't exactly work, but it's the thought that counts!

- - - - - - - - - - -

( Here comes the boy! )

[ Luke: wait so, this entire week you've been using celestial realm items from the human against demons just to see what would happen? ] Read : 7:23

[ MC: Yeah, pretty much! ] Read : 7:24

[ Luke: So then, what happened? ] Read : 7:24

[ MC: you'd be surprised, it wasn't actually that bad! ] Read : 7:25

[ . . . 🖊 ]

Bonus:

( Me n the Lads )

[ Lucifer: Alright, who did it. ] Read 6 : 3:12

[ Lucifer: Who glued the Bible to my desk. ] Read 6 : 3:12

[ Mammon: * sticker sent * ] Read 6 : 3:13

[ Leviathan: lol get rekt ] Read 6 : 3:14

[ Asmodeus: Can't you just take it off? ] Read 6 : 3:15

[ Lucifer: No. It's weakly blessed and has a protective spell in it. ] Read 6 : 3:16

[ Leviathan: There's currently only one person in the house with a Bible! ] Read 6 : 3:16

[ Beelzebub: MC? ] Read 6 : 3:17

[ MC: nope! I glued that one to the Demoneus cabinet! ] Read 6 : 3:18

[ Mammon: That was you?! ] Read 6 : 3:18

[ MC: Yes. Yes it was. ] Read 6 : 3:18

[ Lucifer: we'll discuss that later. Either someone step up or your all punished. ] Read 6 : 3:19

[ Leviathan: two of us have been real quiet, just sayin ] Read 8 : 3:20

[ Satan: Shut up Levi! ] Read 8 : 3:20

[ Belphegor: snitch. ] Read 8 : 3:20

[ Lucifer: You two. My office. now. ] Read 8 : 3:21

[ Satan: grrrrr ] Read 8 : 3:21

[ Belphegor: Fineeeee ] Read 8 : 3:22

[ Leviathan: * sticker sent * ] Read 8 : 3:22

[ MC: Hey Levi, didn't you recently learn protection spells for Satan in exchange for a favor you owed? ] Read 8 : 3:24

[ Mammon: Oh shit! ] Read 8 : 3:24

[ Lucifer: Leviiiiiii? ] Read 8 : 3:25

[ Leviathan: uh oh.... ] Read 8 : 3:26

[ Beelzebub: I think I just heard screaming... ] Read 5 : 3:29

[ MC: meh, he loves his brothers. How bad could it be? ] Read 5 : 3:32

AN - I decided to make it a fic-let instead for the sake of the flow so I hope you don't mind! I hope you enjoy this just as much as I enjoyed writing it! It was a really interesting concept!

Divider credit - X

279 notes · View notes

astaroth1357 · 3 years

Text

The (Un)Dateables Catch the MC Dancing/Singing By Themselves

Full disclosure, couldn't think of anything for Luke... Sorry.

Diavolo

There are some human rituals that Diavolo finds just fascinating… One of them being the act of filming yourself dancing to a short clip of music then posting said film to the internet. He hears it's a surprisingly popular human world activity!

So maybe the MC shouldn’t have been AS surprised by his reaction when he walked in on them doing the latest internet dance craze alone in the RAD Student Council room. They have figured that he would scold them for doing something so silly in such an important place… but he actually seemed intrigued!

Actually, scratch that. He was delighted!

Maybe it’s his human world fascination or because Barbatos never lets him have any fun - or maybe he just wanted the chance to be a part of something with the little human - but he insisted that the MC teach him the steps to whatever they were doing so he could join in!

A couple hours later, Levi and Asmo are running around to all their brothers and thrusting a viral video of the MC and the Prince of Hell dancing together on whatever the Devildom version of TikTok is...

And somewhere parallel to that, Lucifer is trying desperately not to choke on his own coffee as Diavolo sends him that same video over chat with the message:

Diavolo: Lucifer! Lucifer!

Diavolo: I think I’ve become a meme! :D

And lo, a new TikTok duo was born.

Barbatos

Afternoon tea at the Castle is both a very extravagant and yet casual affair. Barbatos always provides the best service and the grandiose setting of the palace give everything an air of splendor, but getting to actually sit and chat with the butler is anything but stiff and formal.

It’s usually calming more than anything. The kind of activity that shouldn’t feel as relaxed as it is but always somehow turns into a tranquil, dare say familiar, experience.

So it really should have been expected that the MC would feel comfortable enough to sing a little om--in the garden’s gazebo while they waited for Barbs to brew their tea. They must have thought they were alone… but not really.

Very few things that happen in the castle without Barbs knowing about it. He was bound to walk in on them eventually. 🤷‍♀️

And of course Barbs, being Barbs, left no hint that he was listening until they were pretty much done with the song. All he did was quietly clear his throat from where he had been standing, leaving the MC to wonder if he had been standing there the whole time... (Seriously, this man could be a ninja. He’s so hard to notice sometimes…)

When he brought their cup over to them, he just smiled at their embarrassment and caught their chin between his fingers...

“While I had intended to prepare oolong tea for us tonight, perhaps I should have brought you chamomile instead? I would hate for such a lovely voice to get strained... Should I go fetch us some now?”

Barbatos used Charm! It was Super Effective!... MC fainted…. 😔

Simeon

Libraries are usually quiet places and the RAD library is no exception. Unless a natural loudmouth like Mammon or Asmo passes through, most of the time it’s dead silent in there.

Now, the RAD library is also HUGE. If you were to walk from on end to the other, you’d pass by hundreds of shelves of old tomes, spellbooks, novels, scrolls, songbooks… just almost every kind of print in the world. Someone can go in with a friend and, if they weren’t paying attention, lose track of them for an hour at least.

So the MC could honestly be forgiven for thinking that they could sing to themselves without anyone noticing. What were the chances that a demon student would want to go by the Christian fiction section???

Well, though it was true a demon may not want anything to do with the overly Jesus-y stuff, an angel may enjoy poking some lighthearted fun at it. Or at least one angel in particular, anyway.

Poor MC could have gone from singing to screaming when Simeon came up behind them and popped out one of their earbuds! Though he wasn’t particularly sneaky or anything, they just had their back to him and he thought it’d be cute to see them jump… 🙄

That still didn’t stop him from smiling inches from their face like he totally didn’t know exactly what he was doing right then.

“I’m sorry, MC, I didn’t mean to startle you.”

Whether or not the MC wanted to complain, they get cut off by a warm, gloved finger pressed against their lips.

“You really shouldn’t be singing in libraries, MC… They’re meant to be quiet places. But if you’d like to sing somewhere else, I’d love to come along! I think your voice is just stunning, if you don’t mind me saying so.”

Translation: Someone’s looking for a private show... The sly bastard... 😖

Solomon

The MC's first mistake was rummaging through Solomon's things and assuming everything would be fine.

They weren’t doing anything nefarious, they were just looking for a particular spellbook of his, but Solomon keeps his laboratory bedroom at a near constant state of clutter.

They can't really remember how it happened… Maybe their hand brushed a bottle that knocked over a test tube then rolled across a table to hit something else and so on - but as they were searching they found themselves struck with a sudden uncontrollable urge to… dance.

Dance with all their might! Dance like the world was ending!! Dance until they could no longer stand!!! DANCE DAMMIT DANCE!!!

And that's how Solomon found them. Moving and shaking like their life depended on it in the middle of his bedroom… It didn't take him long to work out what happened.

You know that French Dancing Plague? The one that caused a town to dance until they dropped? … Would you believe that he may know a thing or two about how that started? Not ALL of his experiments are successful you know.

The merciful man would have cured the MC of their affliction on the spot. … But the clever man sees an opportunity. 😏

What's the harm in doing a little dancing when he can have such a lovely partner all to himself, yeah? 😌

And so, he let the plague consume him and danced the night away with the MC in his arms (with the spell needed to the cure the “plague” still totally in his memory, of course).

Meanwhile, it had already begun to spread to Luke and Simeon… then got carried to the House and Demon Lord's Castle… and then to the rest of Devildom as all of Hell's denizens danced for hours utterly mystified by their own actions.

The event would later be known as "The Festival of Madness," Devildom historians to this day still don't know what caused it… (and he's not itching to explain either. Let's let that just stay a little secret between him and MC, cool?)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #this was only written for the dia idea #and i can't write solomon in a way that's not chaotic...#obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me undateables #obey me datables #obey me date those guys now

855 notes · View notes

ruewrites · 2 years

Text

Some gay little headcannons because I'm gay and I feel like people forget that our faves are also gay. (Also give me your gay headcannons. I love seeing them in my inbox). Please take note of the way my brain starts to get into giggle mode the farther we get down the list, because you can't be gay and not chaotic. Those are just the rules my dudes. Also the entire cast is a disaster and only shares one brain cell. So.

Lucifer Distinguished Bi. Dresses smart, classy dad. Probably takes you out for lobster on the first date.

Mammon is a Bi Disaster. Disaster Bisexual. Man can't admit his feelings. Wants to be cool but internally is a mess.

Leviathan Demi and Bi. Also Trans Levi? Trans Levi. Netflix and chill except he will actually watch the show. Your dates may last more than one day binging 3 seasons of a show. But it's always fun!

Satan Distinguished Pan. Takes you out for salmon because Lucifer takes people out for lobster. Also cats like fish, and Lucifer won't be there. Did he mention Lucifer won't be there? Lucifer won't be there.

Asmodeus Pan and Genderfluid. He has the range, can be the prettiest princess you ever saw OR sweep you off your feet in the sharpest suit. Whatever the case, he will always make sure he is the center of attention.

Beelzebub Demi and Pan. Gym dates gym dates gym dates. Takes his dates for a kiss in the Arby's parking lot because the stars look great. And jamocha shakes are really good (Sponsor me Arby's).

Belphegor Also Demi and Pan! The best cuddling dates you will ever have. The best cuddles you will ever have period.

Diavolo DISASTER PANSEXUAL. Man radiates chaotic energy. Lucifer took him out for lobster. He set the lobsters free.

Barbatos Nonbinary Demi. Will make a special blend of tea for you. He treats it like a science. He makes sure it sceams you, but not scream at you. If your tea screams at you that means something went terribly wrong. Please don't drink screaming tea thank you.

Solomon Pan disaster. Took him little bit to realize he was attracted to men. He wasn't in denial, just a lil oblivious to his own feelings. Asmo definitely sends him straight into gay panic mode.

Simeon Pan. His lover will always be his lil dove, no matter what. I feel like he writes love letters with his own feathers as quills, but they're always sweet and flowery. No it's not because he doesn't know how to send and email... or a text.... it's just more romantic this way.

Oh AND! They're all poly/open to being poly too😊

Feel free to send in your headcannons as well!

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me simeon #obey me belphegor

162 notes · View notes

still-a-morosexual-help · 2 years

Note

L e s s o n t i m e .

-Lesson 48 Anon

@lesson-anon

LESSON TIME!

As Usual;

• Links (to screenshots and theories) are in bold!

• Dialogue is HEAVILY paraphrased & the events are HEAVILY summarised/edited so this is in no way a substitute to playing the actual lesson

• Each paragraph represents one chapter of the lesson, I write each paragraph immediately after playing the chapter and so in one paragraph I might theorise what's gonna happen in the next chapter/paragraph

• Solely gonna focus on "Mammon's Route"

LESSON 66 SPOILERS

Lucifer-Solomon-Mephisto are arguing about their clue (aren't yall grown ass adults!?), Thirteen says they should solve the riddle in the meantime. Raphael says it sounds familiar and MC tells him it's a Japanese poem, to which Raphael says he's heard Simeon talk about it before. He then wonders why only their team got a riddle, MC suggest it's because they'll be at each other's throats trying to solve it and that the actual answer will be very simple. Thirteen at this time is gushing about her "octopus trap" and yeah you know where this is going. Raphael realises that to make the answer simple it's possible that instead of the actual metaphor behind the poem it literally means a trap shaped like an octopus and that Lucifer's team is after them. Obviously these idiots are being loud af and Lucifer's team overhears them. (Foreshadowing)

This is one of those chapters that I can't possibly hope to explain it's so fucking chaotic (the three LIs) , (In which Raphael is the golden child) , (in which Raphael is still kinda pathetic) , (Solomon & Thirteen's rivalry). Thirteen fires her trap (Mephisto is pathetic too help) and Raphael asks MC to bind Mephisto (Mephisto vs Lucifer) , (Mephisto vs Lucifer shitpost) , (dicks out). After lucifer frees Mephisto, MC's team runs away only for Solomon's team to teleport and cut them off. Solomon asks them to hand over Thirteen's trap, Thirteen refuses and MC and Solomon start fighting using magic and holy shit that's so cool????? (Solomon is of course very proud of his apprentice) and (Thirteen gets jealous???) , (theory about Solomon and Thirteen). Thirteen fires a weapon, Solomon pushes MC out of the way, the weapon blows a hole in the side of RAD and Lucifer starts trying to murder Thirteen for it, Solomon goes back to engaging with MC to stop them from going and calming Thirteen down (and Raphael is desperately trying to stop everyone from killing each other). Mammon comes running, yelling at them all to stop

Mammon comes running (Raphael, you bitch) in telling them they need to resolve their problems without fighting and that all they're gonna do is destroy RAD at this rate. Since it's a sports festival he suggests a "demonpede" race where they everyone in a team ties their legs to each other and races the other team. There's some initial suspicion as to why Mammon who wasn't interested in the sports festival at all is suggesting this and Barbatos says that Mammon wants to win and pester Diavolo for a prize. So the two teams agree and Mammon ties their legs together and then he enchants the rope, laughing about how they all fell for it and how the spell and the rope can't be easily broken (Mammon, my beloved)

Mammon steals Solomon's book of incantations and starts gushing about the prize he'll get from Diavolo. Solomon & Barbatos try to get him to calm down and check if it's the right book because they don't think two teams will be sent after the same thing but he's too caught up in his head and runs off. MC can't break the ropes through brute force (remember they kicked down Levi's locked door) or magic. (MAMMON WHY ARE YOU JUST ME) , (Mephisto being a fucking hypocrite) , (Solomon starts planning out his will after millions of years of being alive)

Raphael asks if they really were looking for the same book because Mammon was talking about a "book of incantations" while they were looking for a grimoire. Mephisto asks Solomon to let them go and Solomon seems disappointed that they're not going to actually race. He can't remove the ropes either because they've been elaborately reinforced. Lucifer & Raphael start reminiscing and when MC mentions they seem close and Lucifer says they've known each other a long time Raphael gets quiet (satan's influence). Solomon remembers he told Satan how to reinforce the ropes but is surprised that he did them so well (Lucifer's proud of his kids). Done with all this shit Mephisto tries to chase after Mammon and ends up falling and pulling Lucifer and Solomon on top of him (Diavolo's a protective boyfriend apparently). Thirteen starts trying to run after them too and falls over and MC can either catch Thirteen before she pulls all of them down (Thirteen's personality) or grab Raphael and fall and end up straddling Raphael.

Mephisto yells at them to get off him but their legs are too tangled up. Thirteen yells at Raphael to do something but he tells her they shouldn't just rely on angels when it's convenient for them. Lucifer finally gets pissed off and transforms and tears the rope off with brute strength, snarling about hanging Mammon up when he finds him. MC uses magic to break through the barrier and the rope and Thirteen is impressed and happy. Lucifer demands Thirteen's octopus trap and she refuses, pulling another upgraded octopus trap to fight him off but MC teleports the traps to the coloseum where Mammon and the book are headed

So yeah Mammon took the grimoire instead of the book of incantations and when Diavolo says it's the wrong book and disqualifies their team he just decides to peace out and toss the book aside. The book however has a summoning spell & drawing for a chimera tucked inside it, on q piece of paper and the impact activates the spell. The book lands beside the upgraded octopus trap and it makes the chimera summoned even fiercer. Solomon is very impressed by it all. The chimera goes to attack Simeon and both Lucifer & Barbatos yell and rush to him. Mammon asks why though because an angel like Simeon should have no problem stopping a chimera before realising that Simeon actually can't seem to use any magic, and he ends up trailing off with wide eyes

As the Chimera goes to attack Simeon, Raphael yells and defends him and then worriedly asks if he's okay. Mammon asks why Simeon couldn't just use his magic but Raphael deflects saying it isn't the time for questions. Lucifer tries to rally Barbatos & Solomon to attack the chimera but Diavolo stops them. Raphael says that since it's the octopus was theirs, his team shares the blame for what happened and that they should take care of it. He also wants revenge for it going after Simeon (aww but also aren't you supposed to be angel? But then again they said he was more like a demon when pissed so....). Raphael takes the leadership role - commanding both MC & Thirteen. He asks Thirteen to use the octopus trap (a new one called 2.5) to make an illusion of what the chimera desires the most to stun it (the same thing that happened to Mephisto earlier) then Raphael finds out it's weakness is water (because angels have the ability to find out the weaknesses of others and isn't that terrifying) and asks MC to attack it with water and then bind it. He then summons a load of arrows and yeah...Thirteen says it vanishes but I'm 100% sure they all just murdered it. Diavolo is impressed by how they all worked so well as a team (so I'm guessing MC passed the first trial) and in the commotion Lucifer hands him the octopus trap and his team wins the race which immediately leads to Raphael, Thirteen & MC arguing about whose fault it was that the other octopus trap was just left lying around for Lucifer to pick up. Diavolo laughs happily about how the exchange students are getting along so well and Lucifer side eyes him.

About Simeon & Raphael I really like this theory by @raphaaelism , I don't know how much I agree with it but it also makes a lot of sense right now. Though I don't know how active God is, I figured he was like the Demon King. And about the prejudice the angels still have - since they're reaching out they probably do want peace (or at least not to go back to a war) but a lot of what they do is still really shady (hiding Lilith's death from the younger angels, straight up lying to them about the causes behind the brothers' Fall, still seeing demons as wholly wicked and being surprised when MC by association isn't wicked) and moving away from literal millions of years of prejudice will be hard and Raphael still comes off as very self-righteous (meaning the older Angels' attitudes haven't changed either) which is why it's still being passed down to younger angels. And even if Raphael really is working against Simeon (because Simeon seemed nervous around Raphael in S3) their past is probably really long and complicated so even if he believes it's best for Simeon to be stripped of his powers he wouldn't want him to actually get hurt.

The locked lesson is Satan & Belphie plotting about the rope

In the hard lesson they show Mammon's team. Levi runs past them sobbing at the top of his voice about how he can't take MC to the finish line, then Asmo, Luke, Belphie and Beel run past chased by a pissed off demon form Satan. Mammon stops Satan and calms him down until he goes back to his human form and then he steals the rope Satan has and runs after MC's team to find Solomon. Barbatos & Simeon chase after him too. Satan reveals that the book of incantations that Mammon's team is looking for is with him (Mammon & Satan)

Overall thoughts of the Lesson

68 notes · View notes

darkdevasofdestruction · 3 years

Note

Hi! I am so so sorry for bothering you, i love your writing!

How would the obey me brothers, plus Diavolo, react to an mc whose an empath and can read auras? i can see auras and im an empath and it exhausts me. One minute I'm okay and rhe next i can't move for hiyes on end and I'm numb, but I'm normally super upbeat! How do you think they'd react the first time mc has an episode like that, where they're apathetic abd unresponsive?

Thank you so much, please have a great day!💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Same mate, I feel you, I’m the same and it’s painful af.

Hope you’ll feel better soon tho x

--- Diavolo

Diavolo doesn’t quite get this radical change in behaviour - Albeit, he’s the Demon King and he doesn’t get affected by such humane things - So he gets so worried when he sees you so...

Zombie like.

He would literally freak out and ask the Barbatos, Solomon, the Brothers and the Angels what is going with his dear MC!!!

When he finds out that you’re just emotionally fatigue and somehow, some special people called “Empaths” can feel the energies and moods of everyone around, amplified by those who are dear to you, and it acts as an energy drainer, he freaks out again, ‘cause he has no idea how to help.

Also, he’s worried he’s the cause of you being drained, for some reason.

He will have Barbatos brew the tea that he knows calms the best, in hopes that you would at least be able to relax a bit.

Will make sure you don’t attend RAD for the whole week, without having to do homework or catch up with courses, and will skip on his royal duties as much as possible to spend time with you, if you need that.

He’d love to cuddle you to sleep, if you’re okay with that.

Will have Barbatos give you a ton of pillows, plushies, snacks, chocolate and only the best beverages and meals, hoping you’d get better, even if it is in the dark, in solitude, watching a movie or playing video games.

Humans were strange to him, but he wasn’t going to ever give up on you, and instead, he will do anything to understand you better!

- - - Beelzebub

This cinnamon roll doesn’t really need an explanation, he just gets it.

So much that it hurts.

He, too, since Lilith died, became more sensitive to others’ energies - Albeit, only his brothers’, but considering how chaotic they are...

It’s enough, really.

But if his brothers drain him, a bigass old demon, then he couldn’t imagine how much worse it would take its toll on a frail, little human that isn’t stronger than a snowdrop, compared to him.

The only way he knows how to get rid of this draining is to eat, be alone and workout with bigger weights, pushing himself to his physical limits, to forget his emotional pains, so that’s what he will suggest to you.

He will encourage you to take some time off for yourself, not caring about anyone else around.

Beel will provide you with anything you’d need, and if it’s food, he wouldn’t even take a small bite out of it - He couldn’t, even if he wanted.

But what he’s best at is cooking comfort food and cuddling you, without saying any word - Unless you want to vent your emotions away or something, which is completely fine for him as well - But whatever you need, he will provide without fail.

- - - Belphegor

Belphie’s solution to any hardship is sleep.

He doesn’t get it at first, until you or Beel tells him what is going on.

He will offer to cuddle with you, and even give you his cow print pillow, hoping you’ll have sweet dreams and that you’ll feel a bit more rejuvenated by the time you’ll wake up.

If you don’t feel like sleeping, or can’t, he will actually offer to stay awake with you, for however long, and will do anything you want, to some extent.

You want to eat? He’ll order from Hell’s Kitchen anything you want.

You want to watch a TV series? He’ll stay awake with you through as many episodes as you feel like watching, and will comment on them, if you want him to.

Belphie doesn’t know much how to behave with humans, but he is pretty sure that emotions are emotions for either race, so if you’re sad or emotionally fatigue, he can quite get it, to some extent, even though it would be worse for humans, who are so fragile in comparison to demons.

If you freak out that you’ll fall behind in school work or home work, he’ll just do them for you and teach you the important stuff that you have to know for exams, since not everything is really note-worthy, and we all know he gets 100% to all exams.

He won’t tease you the whole time, but will be very affectionate with you, if you are okay with that, and that cute, soft smile is only your to see.

217 notes · View notes

rrasado · 4 years

Text

Midnight chaos with MC and Solomon ft. Diavolo

*Guess who had a dream and turned it into a crackfic p.s I can't do Diavolo justice I'm sorry*

*MC lying in bed late at night about to fall asleep but their D.D.D rings*

"Solomon what the f-"

"So I kinda made a mistake when booking our tickets"

My mind flashed to the poster up in the Devildom's shopping district, Phantom of the Opera, Devildom rendition written in metallic gold.

"We're seeing the Musical tomorrow what about it?"

I could practically hear Solomon's sweat drop as dry laughter came from my D.D.D

"I may or may not have accidentally booked the midnight premiere tickets and can't get a refund..."

"But...that's tonight"

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"..And one ticket costs 1,200 grimm.."

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"meet me in front of Purgatory Hall in 15 minutes"

I scanned the time on top of my D.D.D. '10:56 pm' it says

"See yah there Sol"

Looks like I'm sneaking out.

__________________________________

"Hey Sol, you have them?"

Said sorcerer smirked before lifting his cape revealing the damned tickets

"Safe and sound"

"Does Simeon know you're out?"

"Does Lucifer know you're out?"

Playful laughter erupted before we regained our composure.

"Alright MC shall we get goi-"

"My my, Never thought I'd catch the chaotic duo on campus at midnight"

Our heads whipped to the source of the new voice only to see Lord Diavolo smiling cheerfully arms crossed.

"L-lord Diavolo, we can explain-"

"I want in on whatever you two are planning"

...Wait what?

__________________________________

"That was amazing! Who knew humans could write such an intricate narrative!"

"I guess that's just what we have to offer compared to Angels and Demons"

"I have to say... the Devildom's Rendition made the story more intense than it was intended"

"I personally liked it that way"

"MC you like anything that's even remotely gory"

"Don't you think the marquee lights look splendid this early in the morning"

Diavolo's right, they do look amazing in the dark environment.

"I know! Why don't we take a 'selfie', I always wanted to take one!"

Diavolo gleefully whipped out his D.D.D pulling me and Solomon into the frame.

"Say Cheese!"

*Snap*

__________________________________

"YO GUYS! Check out Diavolo's Devilgram!"

"Levi why bother with the Prince's social media?"

"Wait is that MC and Solomon..!?"

"wHAT?!?"

Guess who snuck out at midnight with the humans to watch the premiere of Phantom of the opera!😁 @monSOLO @McSpade

203 notes · View notes

cas-rivaille · 3 years

Note

heyy, I saw you were doing matchups so I was wondering if I could get an obey me one? Take your time if you can't write them now :D

I'm a bi ace demigirl who's 5'3 and my hair is around shoulder length currently (it used to be really short) and both my eyes and hair are dark brown, almost black. I'm underweight and my skin is like a light olive color. I dress a little masculine if I were to describe it, I love formal attires like suits of the kind :D

I am infp and my enneagram is 8 and I'm also a capricorn. I would say I'm rather loud and energetic, but at the same time, I get tired in social situations easily- Sometimes I get really honest, I don't have a filter when I speak, but I try to not sound so harsh or mean ;-; I get really talkative depending on the topic and how much I thought about it. I think a lot, makes me sleep late because I'm awake thinking about random things that most of the time does not correlate to one another. My brain is just scattered a lot of times which is also why I get distracted really easily mid conversation and I would be too embarrassed to admit it when I do- I also get days I get real quiet and won't speak much and it sometimes worry people, but it's really just me tired :'D I don't really know how to sympathize and it's hard to explain that, but yeah, I usually sound happy no matter the situation and it's not good depending on what's happening. My mood and the way I speak changes with different people, I would usually try to match their energy even if I don't feel the same cause I feel like that's a nice thing to do ;-;

Some interests I have is drawing, reading (ya novels, usually with romance), singing (I'm into kpop and a mixture of other genres) and sometimes I paint or write. I get bored really easily so these hobbies keep me from being worn out from doing nothing. Other things I like would be anime and musical theater and I love birds (idk if that's relevant but yes-) I have a few things I want to learn, rn it's law, criminology or psychology. Forgot to mention, but I also play a lot of visual novels and games (mainly bandori and genshin these days)

For love languages I am quality time and acts of service. Not planning to be in any relationship yet, but I just would like an s/o who can just understand why I'm who I am and would be able to tell me whenever I'm being too much- I've also never had an s/o so I'm not sure how I'd be like, but I think I'm pretty affectionate in terms of showing how I care. I'd definitely get into their interests because I know it'll make them feel happy. Also, if we ever argue, I would rather we not yell or shout since I've had bad experiences with those-

I'm pretty sure that's all I can say about myself,, I can't wait for an answer, thank you so much for reading this <3

omg thank you so much !! you're so sweet <3

sorry this took a bit longer than usual i was working on a fic thing post about dia x reader !!

okay as far ass the matchup, i match you with... SOLOMON

okay so here is my reasoning (it's kinda scattered and not in order of how you told me about yourself i'm sorry🥲🥲):

- he's SUPER intuitive and would know exactly when you're tired in a social situation and would use his crafty wizardry to get the two of you away

- he would know when to worry about you and when you're just tired :)

- he would totally rotate between your pronouns and ask if you felt more they/them that day or she/her and just respects you all around

- loves listening to you talk and your hyperfixations because he either would totally get into it too, or would just love to see how excited you are abt it

- also using his intuition, he'd understand you down to your cellular structure, like this man can read you like a book

- would so study law, criminology and phsycology with you because he finds it fascinating

- he'd also love it if you worked with him on potions and stuff

- i totally hc that solomon has a bird familiar and that matches how you like birds~ he would totally send you letters attached to the foot of his bird and call it "tweeting" just for fun

- this might not be the healthiest for your sleep schedule, but the two of you would stay up s o late talking about the randomest things that pop into either of your heads

- be prepared for the most magical dates, figuratively and literally

- you have full control over the aux, okay whatever you want this man loves your music

- he loves spending time with you and doing tiny things for you like how you do for him (DO NOT EAT HIS COOKING THO-)

- def would watch anime or musicals w you

- reading dates reading dates reading dates

- suddenly your schedules are identical and you have all your classes together🤨

- def not an excuse to "help you with your homework" as a way to spend time w you

- would keep anything you painted or wrote him

- hes lowkey clingy but shh only you know

- he loves taking you on dates but he also like nights in alone w you

- would maybe rope you into pranks

- please teach him how to cook properly

- overall the two of you would be a chaotic happy understanding duo

I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND SORRY IT TOOK A WHILE BUT ENJOY YOUR MORNING/DAY/EVENING/NIGHT AND DRINK SOME WATER !! <3

- cas :)

#obey me solomon #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me matchups #THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !!#mars on earth

6 notes · View notes