Edward: Yeah, now Jonathan probably hates me. I bet he’ll just shoot me if he ever sees me again
Waylon: Oh man that’s really tough, sorry for interrupting your breakup by the way
Edward: Excuse me?
Waylon: what?
Edward: It was’t a breakup
Waylon: So you’re still together?
Edward: We aren’t and weren’t dating, Waylon
Waylon:
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bruce isnt very good at conversation
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Riddler: I thought, you were nearly blind, Crane. Last time you even asked me to thread a needle for you.
Scarecrow: …so I could repair your favorite shirt.
Riddler: And not to watch me take it off?
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Robin!Dick: We're flying you down to headquarters!
Penguin: On what charge, Boy Wonder?
Robin!Dick: Illegal umbrellas!
Batman: Assault and battery, disturbing the peace...
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Jason: I'm not perfect. I say stupid things sometimes, I laugh when I'm not supposed to.
Jason: I have scars left by people who did me wrong. I'm crazy and probably won't change.
Jason: Love me or not, but I'll make one promise. I love you Danny— I'll do it with a full heart.
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“why make things better, when you could go out of your way to accidentally make them irreversibly worse?” - jason todd, probably
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Batman's no better than the police, just a shameless defender of the ruling capitalist class, the only difference being that he's also a capitalist.
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When little birds grow up and want independence.
Bruce outside: If you think you're ready, go. I will always be here if you need me.
Bruce inside: Don't go! You don't need independence, I'll take care of you! My baby!
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I have a superpower, I don't give up.
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"new profile art" - batman
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Therapist at Arkham: Let's try a little game. Never have I ever...
Riddler: ...been wrong my entire life.
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“He’s a symbol that we don’t have to be afraid of scum like you”
- Brian
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