Mindy: If we were in the 90s then that’d mean whoever has sex has to die and whoever are virgins get to live.
Tara, to Chad: Alright! Hey, thanks for saving me!
Sam: I’m dead.
Quinn: I’m definitely dead.
Anika: I’m as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Mindy shakes her head at Anika
Anika: Okay I’m dead.
Ethan: Oh sweet I get to live!
Quinn: Loser.
Ethan: *hurt* Thanks for that.
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Tears are the thank-you notes of the soul. – Topanga Lawrence-Matthews
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I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And if we end up together, it's beautiful.
-Topanga Lawrence
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*Y/N and Jason arguing*
Dick: *to Damian* Should we leave?
Damian: No, no. I want to see L/N make Todd cry
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Bruce: What does Damian want this time?
Dick: A fifty-dollar squirt gun.
Bruce: A fifty-dollar squirt gun? No really, what does he want?
Damian: Father, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun. We're talking the Hydrosat 3000Z.
Bruce: That's nice, son. Pretty steep ask though, maybe for the holidays.
Damian: Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.
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Soap. to R/n: This whole Valentine's Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies and the candy stores are trying to rip off innocent consumers.
R/n, flatly: No date, huh?
Soap, drops to his knees and hugs her waist: I'M SO LONELY!!!
R/n, helping him up: *Sigh* C’mon.
Soap: Hm?
R/n: I’m spending V-day alone too, Ghost is on a mission and won’t be back for three weeks. Soo lets get drunk, play video games and eat pizza, ok?
Soap, brightens up: Ok!...Yer a good friend, lass. I love you.
R/n: Aw, I’m glad yer my friend too, Johnny.
(a week later)
Soap, to Ghost when he comes back from his mission: Simon if you ever let that girl slip away I’m gonna crucify you!
Ghost: Noted.
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*Dick is injured but he convinces Bruce to let him go on a recon mission to get intel and it goes bad*
Bruce: I thought you said you wouldn’t have to fight?
Dick: Bruce, you should know by now that I’m wrong about absolutely everything.
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Slughorn: You can't tell Evan and Barty what to do. I've been trying to do that since their first year. I remember when I try to separate their derks. Evan kicked me. Barty bit me. And some little punk kept saying "Leave them alone! They should get married!".
Regulus: I was cute then, huh?
Slughorn: Precious.
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Totally Accurate BMW Quotes #6
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Bakugou: Becoming the Number One is my very essence, okay. And as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Midoriya: Next to you?
Bakugou: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Midoriya:...
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Arthur: Camelot is my very essence. Okay, and as I climb the ladder to lead a prosperous kingdom, I want you there right with me.
Merlin: Next to you?
Arthur: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Merlin:
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Y/N: Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?
Sam: *sarcastically* Yes. And what a joy it is
Y/N: Sorry, mom, I shouldn’t take my anger out on you. That’s what Dean’s for. Dean!
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(Tommy drops by the firehouse to see Buck)
Tommy(smirks, to Bobby): Can Buck come out and play now?
(Buck zooms down the stairs and stops just short of Tommy because Bobby puts his arm out to hold him back)
Buck(to Bobby): Can I, Bobby? Huh? Huh? Can I?!
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