#demi human delights

[afinickyguide]

episode 106: kobold bay scorpion sauce 🦀🧀✨

#dnd #heroes feast #dungeonmeister #dungeonmeister cookbook #a finicky guide #a finicky guide to dungeonmeister #dnd cookbook #dnd cooking #dnd food #dnd recipes #dungeons and dragons #food comic #recipe comic #ttrpg #ttrpg recipes #chapter 1 #demi human delights #appetizer #kobold bay scorpion sauce #four dice

[mayullla]

🥀🐝 can i have a soft yandere venti please? thank you!

Title: Cupid's Lover

Character(s): Venti (Genshin Impact) Warnings/tags: Greek mythology-inspired (Cupid), love potion, "consensual" at first but later more dubious, "mutual" love (toxic relationship), Yandere Venti x Yandereish reader

[ - A little present~! Event - Closed - ]

Venti always adores the day of couples as a cupid. He would go out looking after the couples that hold hands and watching those who confess their love to the person they had feelings for. The day is filled with flowers, roses, pink and red cards, presents, and chocolates.

Venti had always been a huge fan of liquor chocolates. In exchange for taking them from the shop, he would make sure the cashier would find love that day or, if they were already married, create a memory between their partner that they would never forget.

While taking a swig from the champagne bottle (it was a special occasion, of course, a special day!), Venti would look for those who needed a little more love in the day. He flew high in the sky, holding a bow in one hand and love arrows in a leather bag strapped to his waist.

He aimed at those who had potential, firing arrows that caused love at first sight or maybe a meet-cute to happen as he watched his victims become flustered between themselves. Whether something happens, though, was up to them.

Venti's arrows were never potent. They never forcefully caused someone to fall in in love. Rather than love at first sight, it was more of an attraction towards the person, a potential that one could give a chance to. Venti never drenched his arrows with the love potion like fountain water, instead letting them touch only the tips of the arrowhead.

Venti was never fond of the idea of forceful love. He wanted to push humans a little, but if they chose to do nothing, he would never force it on them. It was their freedom to choose, and that was his thought. If nothing happened, then there was always another chance later on for that person to find love.

Venti had always been so fond of Valentine's Day, not only because it was the day of love but also because it was an anniversary.

As the day passed, he watched as others finally returned indoors, whether it was to their own homes or their lovers. It was also his time to leave after aiming a few more arrows toward those lonely on the streets. He flew to the clouds where his home was, 

where his special mortal lover was.

Floating down to the clouds, he opened the door and sang your name. Nicknames flew out of his mouth as he sang poems and songs about your love for each other. Laughter he heard as his face was held by soft hands, a soft greeting, and then soft lips on his.

Venti's eyes were open, looking at yours, filled with pink and love towards the person who looked back at him just as obsessively. Holding your waist, pulling you closer to him and deeper into this insanity, letting you indulge yourself in his love.

He was the one who fell in love with you first, a love at first sight, but you were the one who fell harder. It was a consensual love. Venti was a little obsessive sometimes, yet you didn't seem to care; rather, you took delight in it more than anything. His love and his obsession were yours, and your love and time were his.

To the world, it was obvious that the two of you were so in love with each other and that nobody could stand in your way. Venti asked to be with you forever, and the world gave him the permission, turning you into a demi-human, one who would not die, who would not age, nor grow sick. You would die the moment he did, yet a lot argued the point that even without it, both of you would rather die than live in a world without the other.

"My love, I miss you so much," Venti whined, holding you tighter, and you chuckled in his arms, holding his body against yours just as tightly. Venti watched you nuzzle yourself into his neck as if craving for his touch after so long, even though he left only this morning. You could not stand to be apart from him, and as time flew, the more and more you craved him.

You could think of nothing else but him, nothing more than his love, his approval, and his touches. You did everything he would ask, waiting for your rewards whenever you were finished, and would become mad when you were apart from him, even if you knew where he left too. You could not handle the loneliness away from him, and nobody else could help you either. Moments he was gone, you would sometimes throw yourself into cleaning and cooking. Venti even gave you a little garden for you to handle when he was gone, yet the emptiness in your heart was difficult to contain.

You wanted nothing else but to be close to him.

Did you know, angel, that today is our anniversary?" Venti said as you looked at him with doe eyes, recognizing his words. Love and lust deepened in your eyes at the implications.

"Here it is!" Venti showed, a childish grin on his lips as he awkwardly placed the potion between you. His face turned red as he watched yours looking and craving that very potion, the very water that had caused you to become like this.

It was something that he had suggested long ago, a little lovers' ritual for your anniversary. In his arms, cuddling on the bed, he asked you with puppy dog eyes if you could drink the water from a certain fountain. You were surprised at his idea. Wanting to show you how amazing it was he sat up and told you about the fountain that could cause one to fall in love.

Before, even at your worst, you still lived and acted like a normal human. You had other small hobbies that you did while he was away, yet that all changed when the two of you started to drink that water. A cup he held out to you, another one in his other hand for himself. You took the cup and poured it down his lips and let him do the same, accepting the water into your body.

Both of you knew how this could turn into something bad, yet the two of you were so in love, so high in love that it didn't matter if the two of you fell even further.

A liquid escaped your lips, and Venti watched as your eyes became hazy, unable to focus on anything but him. Losing all your strength to even stand as you continued to look at him with nothing but love. Venti held you in his arms, so delighted that you accepted this. He could not be even happier than this.

The fountain wasn't meant to be consumed like that. If an arrow dripped in it, it was enough to cause someone to fall in love. It was not meant to be drunk in a goblet. While Venti would experience only little of the effects, you, even if you had become somewhat magical, were still a human. The water melted your mind, unable to think of anything but becoming a daze. Love would become an obsession, and if not filled every moment, it would leave an empty husk.

You could not think of anyone else but him, just as much as Venti could not think of anything else other than you.

#yandere venti #yandere genshin #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere venti x reader #venti x reader #yandere x reader #yandere x you #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #genshin writing #genshin drabbles #yandere drabble #yandere writing #tw yandere #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin imagines #yancore #genshin oneshots

[pap3rcherry]

Can I request Fpe teachers x MissDelight!reader? About when someone looks at them they stop moving. But they atleast are good friends with the teachers?

[If not I apologies 10000×]

୨୧ PLAY FAIR ✮⋆˙

MISS DELIGHT READER X TEACHERS (ft: the students)

A/N: you literally read my mind, i thought of that idea the same exact second i opened Tumblr, a bit shitty cause i got my first writer's block... yay

Type: Headcanons, romantic/platonic, fluff.

Tw: Killing mentions, mentions of breaking bones in the end, nothing too much (ig) you literally haunt Mister Demi's mind.

Song recommendation: Sleep well

୨୧ Miss delight reader would probably be the 2nd most feared of the teachers after Miss Circle since they have such creepy and permanent smile and a powerful observation of others, it's as if you have eyes everywhere.

୨୧ Miss Bloomie would absolutely love you, she would be by your side all the time, she would probably like how you have such a sweet but cruel personality, it adds and matches your creepy but kind of sweet appearance.

୨୧ Miss Circle and the other teachers would use you as a distraction to the other failing or bad students or stubborn ones who always keeps escaping, while they are too busy looking at you, the other teachers sneak up on them and catch them by surprise.

୨୧ Although they do get the creeps whenever you chase some student, like, one time Miss Circle walked in during you chasing someone and instantly froze when she saw you, and you, were just there, standing straight in the hallway with the shadows covering up your whole face and the light hitting only your hair on the left side while your white shiny pupils stared at her soul.

୨୧ She noted to always check if you are chasing someone whenever she goes to roam around the halls, she doesnt wanna see you like that again... nor have nightmares about you.

୨୧ Miss Thavel is indiferent about you, she doesnt like nor dislike you, she just thinks you are another teacher who works hard and has its ways of creeping the students into getting good grades and to punish them if they dont.

୨୧ Miss Bloomie on the other hand finds it super cool, you can creep people so easily! she finds you one of the coolest there and often would team up with you to help catch the students, she didnt get unsettled of your creepy state when paralised, not at all! she just found it super duper cool!

୨୧ Mister Demi when he sees you like that, he just paralised, and it suddenly became an eye contest, like a statue looking at eachother, just for you to win in 3 seconds in because Miss Demi just booked it and didnt look back, this man fears you and your smile makes him more anxious and nervous, you are gonna be the death of him.

୨୧ Miss sasha would try to adjust to your creepy nature, often trying to give you compliments on your appearance and tough abilities, even though it creeps her out and you know it.

୨୧ Miss Emilly tries to keep her distance from you, everytime she hears the clacking of your heels approaching, she just excuses herself if shes talking to someone in the moment or just casually walks away, she gets why people are creeped out by you and you personally is unsettling to her.

୨୧ “The smallest bone in your body is the stapes in your ear. Still, damage it, and you risk losing your hearing! Want to learn more about human organs? Pay close attention in class!”

#fundamental paper education x reader #fundamental paper education #fpe #fpe fanfiction #fluff #fpe x reader #Miss delight reader #poppy playtime #୨୧ cherry works

[deathmetalunicorn1]

The straw hats or charlottes meeting Medusa’s daughter reader

I feel like they would have a heart attack learning about her family. I mean winged horse brother, king of the sea father, being born from mothers severed head

-When Charlotte Linlin, better known as Big Mom, came across you, after you woke up in this strange new world, after falling through a portal of light, and she was instantly taken with you.

-She could sense that you were powerful, being a demi-god, and seeing your snake like hair intrigued her and she instantly invited you aboard her ship to take you back to her home of Whole Cake Island.

-You were in awe of her abilities, as you had seen some people in this new world with strange, unnatural abilities, caused by something called a Devil Fruit, as you saw all of the homies on her ship.

-You explained how you came to be in this world, and her eyes seemed to sparkle with delight as she asked you more questions, growing more and more shocked with each answer, “Wait-wait-wait- so your father is the god of the sea, your mother was a human turned Gorgon and you were born from her severed head alongside your brother, a winged horse?!”

-If it hadn’t been true you probably wouldn’t have believed it yourself as you nodded, as you had been treated like a monster here in this world as well, mainly due to your babies, your hair made of snakes.

-You didn’t have anything else of your mother, besides having her skills as a warrior, so you were unable to turn people into stone, but many believed that since you were a gorgon, they didn’t want to take any chances and many had tried to take your head, but you’ve been able to defend yourself, but there have been some that have almost been too much for you, especially with their Devil Fruit abilities.

-Big Mom was stunned, hearing your story and with no hesitation, “Marry my son then! I’ll become your new mother!” you were stunned by her proposal, as you had never thought about marriage before and she thought your bashfulness was rather adorable.

-When you arrived at Whole Cake Island, your smile was huge, eyes sparkling brightly as you walked with Big Mom, or Mama as she told you to call her, through her kingdom.

-Many had seen you and many were afraid that you were a real gorgon, thinking you were going to turn them to stone, but seeing you speaking with Mama, meeting her eyes, and nothing happened, they fear turned into caution, as you were an unknown person.

-Mama was just as amazing as your own backstory, she had so many children with all sorts of different people, and many of her children were wild looking as well, but when she introduced you to them, you were surprised to be greeted so warmly, as they all knew, once Mama decided, there was no changing it and it was better not to fight it.

-You met Katakuri, her strongest son, and you turned bright red when Mama told you that he was the one she wanted you to marry. Katakuri wasn’t bothered, as he knew that he couldn’t fight against Mama.

-Many of the daughters were nice to you, especially after learning about your backstory, finding you unique, and how you didn’t have a Devil Fruit ability, but you weren’t sure that you wanted one, because you liked swimming.

-For one of the few times in your life, you were treated like a person, not like a monster, and it was nice, you got to meet so many different kinds of people and many of them were nice to you and you formed friendships and bonds with them.

-Katakuri was surprised when you accidentally saw his mouth and you and your babies all gasped, a happy little gasp, eyes sparkling as you thought it looked so cool, you weren’t afraid at all, happily sitting on his lap, his scarf wrapped around your neck now as you praised the different sizes of his teeth.

-When Katakuri formally asked you to marry him, you turned bright red again, but agreed, something Mama was happy about as she had backed off a bit, so you could get comfortable with the rest of her family.

-The wedding was a beautiful beach wedding, you wore a knee length dress and was barefoot in the sand, and Katakuri was also barefoot as you stood in the water together and the party afterwards was even more wild.

-That night, you had asked a question that caused some concern, what would your children look like, since your lineage was a bit crazy, including having a Pegasus for a brother. That was a hot topic around Whole Cake Island in the Charlotte Family for the next several days.

#one piece #charlotte linlin #katakuri #ror poseidon

[chaosquetzal-archive]

Chapter 2: Acceptance

Rika stared down the street from the Guild’s front door. She had given in to temptation after being downwind of the grilling meat for so long. Draco had offered to go grab a pair of kebabs for them, and Rika had obliged. However, Rika was hesitant at first.

All Rika had was questions. How could she not? Draco, a Dragonewt she met mere minutes ago, claimed to be the Devil Dragon. With a smile, no less! The Devil Dragon is a monster from a 2000 year old story. It was supposed to be dead. This clearly is a lie.

Rika was worried that if he said that to the guild members they wouldn't take it as lightly. There had been kidnappings recently, leaving many townsfolk on edge. Some wanted to postpone the festival, but knew that if they did thousands of attendees would be discouraged. Zvi Village is one of the only cities in western Arcfell to allow Demi-human residents.

Still, almost no one in this city is a fan of Dragonewts. Zvi Mountain Range was the last place the Devil Dragon was sighted. Monsters poured out of the mountains, destroying this place when it was just a fledgling town. Bandits pillaged all their valuables in the chaos.

Soon after, Devildra Cultists, worshippers of the Devil Dragon, came and tried to take over the village. They claimed it as sacred ground. Zvi Village had been laid to ruin because of the Devil Dragon. Anyone who claimed to be the Devil Dragon would surely be driven out of here, if not showcased for execution.

Dragonewts were also banned from entry until 200 years ago. Even still, many had come and gone, causing trouble wherever they went.

It would be an uphill battle for acceptance to be sure. Still, if Draco joined with Zvi Adventurer’s Guild, he could have a better chance.

Rika closed her eyes. She was also still upset that Draco had called her “Red”. It’s not that she had not heard that nickname before. Only one person had ever been brave enough to mention Rika’s hair color as quickly. That person was killed when she was little.

Supposedly they were sacrificed by Devildra Cultists. Burned to where not even bones remained. The worshippers were captured and executed, so they received justice.

“Hey Red! I got you a kebab!” trailed a voice from above.

Rika opened her eyes skyward. Draco flew down with a single skewer in hand. It still seemed piping hot, so he must have rushed over after getting it.

“Wait, I thought you were getting me one too? And what took so long?” Rika inquired.

“There was a massive crowd in front of the booth. I helped the grillers get everyone organized. They sold out quicker than expected, so there is no meat left,” Draco replied, giving her the skewer.

Rika grabbed it, and began delighting in the flavors. Each chunk of meat had a different taste that complimented every other. While finishing up, she looked over at Draco and noticed he wasn’t eating anything.

“Did you eat yours on the way here?” Rika said through the food.

“No. Like I said, there was no meat left. That was their last skewer for today.”

Rika stopped. She did not know what to make of it. Draco went off to get a skewer too. Yet he gave her the last one instead?

“I’m sorry, I… didn’t realize. I’ll get you one tomorrow as thanks. I promise.”

“Don’t worry, I got asked to get more for them. It would be a good way to earn my keep with the town!” Draco proclaimed, “For now, let’s get me registered with your guild, Red.”

“Don-... Yes, let’s.”

The pair walked into the Zvi Adventurer’s Guild Hall.  ______________________________________________________________

Draco was astonished at the interior of this building. He hadn’t been anywhere as interesting in a long time.

Looking around, he saw humans, elves, beastkin, lizardmen, and featherkin. They all seemed to be having fun talking about the festival.

Rika led Draco up to the front desk to where he saw a Deerkin woman. Her small stature was unassuming at first, but Draco could feel an overwhelming amount of magic from this person. Draco and Rika walked up to the desk. The Deerkin ducked behind as soon as she saw the pair.

“S-sir, a-a-are you going to just k-keep staring at me? R-R-R-Rika, who is this? And why are their eyes slitted?” the Deerkin peeped from under the desk.

Draco was not aware his eyes were slitted. That only happens when he is on alert. Draco blinked as his eyes returned to normal.

“Cinnamon, this is Draco. He wanted to join our guild.” Rika introduced.

Cinnamon got up from under the desk slowly. Draco could now see that she is clearly skittish. As far as he was aware, Dragonewts still rarely leave their villages. Seeing one is a rare sight.

Draco approached, “I understand you’re scared Miss Cinnamon. I am letting you know there is no need to be. I am friendly enough not to bite your head off.”

Cinnamon immediately flew back under the desk. From under there, some papers were placed on the counter.

Her voice echoed, “P-p-p-p-p-please fill these out. We will have to conduct a combat test after the festival. H-however, we can get you registered now. G-go have a seat and I’ll come grab the papers after you leave.”

“Thank you? I will do it at this close table.” Draco said, not understanding what went wrong.

Rika said she had to let the guildmaster know about the caterpillars, then she could go hunt some boars with him. As Draco sat down to fill out his forms, some of the others got up and walked over.

“Hey you. You said you wanted to join this guild?” asked the front member.

Draco got up to face them, replying cheerfully, “Yeah, I wanted to join a guild but none ever felt right! After all, some aren’t as accep-”

“Get out.”

#arcan legend #chaos dragon

[nighttimeebony]

My reactions, thoughts, and predictions that I had while reading Percy Jackson: The Titan's Curse. At least the ones I bothered to write down. Spoilers below the cut. Also, fair warning, this one is way longer than either of my previous reaction posts. I had a lot of thoughts.

EDIT: part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5

I feel I should mention that the Percy Jackson books have objectively the best chapter titles

The mental image of Sally driving Percy and his friends to get their ass beat like it's just an after-school sports club is hilarious to me

Ooh, Thalia has hypnosis wind

So Thalia didn't age while she was in that tree? Because I remember she was much older than Annabeth at the time of her death, but now she, Annabeth and Percy are all the same age. Huh. Okay then.

NICO DI ANGELO!!! I've heard about you! You're gay! And he has a sister! Oh I am delighted and ready to love them!

Thalia insulting Grover's music taste.

ANNABETH IS TALLER THAN PERCY

Aww, Nico defending his sister.

OH SHIT, IS THORN A MANTICORE??!???!!

"They're not dolls! They're figurines!" Sure, sweetie.

CALLED IT

Bianca is great.

Oh my God, Nico, you beautiful nerd! XD

HUNTING HORN?!!?!!! SILVERY ARROWS?!!?!??? IS IT ARTEMIS?!!!! PLEASE TELL ME ITS ARTEMIS!!!!!

HOLY FUCK, ARTEMIS'S HUNTERS!!!!!!!

Zoë Nightshade is easily the most badass name I've ever heard in my life.

ARTEMIS!!!!!!!

Please tell me Annabeth is okay. I will not be okay until I know that she is

Oh my God, Nico! XD Also, chill, Percy, he's just a baby.

"Besides, I hear they rebuilt the cabins you burned down." Excuse me, what?!

Percy, leave Bianca be! Besides, you don't even know her! She can be a badass warrior hunter lady if she wants. What even are your hang-ups about Artemis's hunters? They saved your life.

Oh, wait, that's right. Camp Half-Blood needs more people to keep it protected. That's right.

Good for you, Bianca, but I can't say that I would ever leave my little brother to become an immortal virgin. No offense to them, but girl, your brother needs you. You may have a new family, but you're all he's got.

Oh, I love Artemis calling Apollo her annoying brother. Do we get to see them interact? I pray that we do.

Grover simping for Artemis is so valid.

Thalia thinking Apollo’s hot is so valid.

Apollo being an obnoxious kind-of hippy going through an anime phase is the greatest idea anyone has ever had. He's so stupid, I love him.

Apollo's comment about pretty girls turning into plants reminded me of the myth about the time where one of his boyfriends turned into a flower after he died. Hyacinthus. Because we cannot forget that Apollo is canonically bisexual. If Rick Riordan doesn't (at some point) acknowledge how gay ancient Greek mythology is, I'm going to riot.

Dating must be really weird at Camp Half-Blood. And between demi-gods in general, right? Because, technically speaking, they're all kind of related to each other. I guess it just works differently since the gods aren't human, so there's not the same case to be made about genetics and the potential for incest. Or maybe that only applies to kids who have the same god parent. Like how Percy sees Tyson as his brother. I’m wondering if the kids from other cabins feel the same way. Like, do kids from different cabins consider themselves siblings? Does Annabeth see the other kids from Athena’s cabin as her siblings? What does the dating scene even look like at Camp Half-Blood? Is it considered scandalous to date other members of your own cabin? Or do some people think it’s taboo or whatever to date other demigods in general? I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

Ohhh. Okay. So apparently Thalia has aged while she was in the tree, just very slowly. So if Percy is 14 and Thalia can pass as an 8th grader like him, and she should be somewhere between 12 and 19, if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say she's about 15 or 16.

Oh, hey, I was right. Thanks, Apollo.

Aww, poor Thalia. Lol. I was the exact same way when I drove for the first time. Literally had a panic attack on the spot, and I wasn't even controlling the Earth's temperature.

Yay, Tyson! I was worried we wouldn’t see him again until, like, the last book or something.

Aww, it’s so sweet that Tyson wants to see Annabeth. And it’s adorable how cool he thinks she is.

Wow, Luke really is an unbelievable bastard. Annabeth is smart, she was smart to question him, but when the rocks started to fall, her instincts drove her to protect Luke, because even though he’s an unbelievable bastard, Annabeth still can’t help but harbor positive feelings for her. For the longest time, he was family to her and she loved him, so of course those feelings are still there, even if she knows it’s illogical.

Wait. Annabeth is holding up the ceiling of a cave, which Percy acknowledges that she shouldn’t be able to do. So… is the cave ceiling actually the sky? Like how, in Greek mythology, the sky is held up by the titan Atlas? In the mythology, Heracles trades places with Atlas holding up the sky while Atlas helps Heracles complete one of his twelve labors, and when Atlas is about to leave, Heracles tricks Atlas into taking back the sky before bolting. Like how Luke tricked Annabeth into holding up the cave ceiling before leaving her alone to hold it by herself.

Okay, Grover, chill out with the stalking, bud.

I guess Grover and Annabeth take turns getting damsel-ed. Last book was Grover’s turn and this book is Annabeth’s turn.

Don’t worry, Percy, I forgot about that scarf too.

Okay, not liking how the Hunters are portrayed. Because when Artemis says to give up love, she only means romantic love, which is clearly not the only kind of love. Greek mythology practically invented the concept of differentiating and identifying different kinds of love. The Hunters should know that, but the way they act towards the other campers is really… I dunno, gross? They act like their way of life is the only way that matters, which is super fucked up coming from the people that follow Artemis.

“I wondered if there was any way I’d looked that ridiculous when I’d first arrived.” Percy, that was literally only two years ago, get off your high fucking horse. XD

Thalia static-shocking people when she’s annoyed is golden and I love her.

Oh, fuck.

OH, FUCK!

Oh, we love the prophecies… Yayyyy.

Okay, guessing time. Artemis is chained to a rock, which immediately made me think of Prometheus, the titan that gifted fire to humanity and was punished by Zeus to be chained to a rock and have an eagle eat his liver every day for eternity. But then the Oracle mentioned that one must withstand “The Titan’s Curse,” which could be another reference to Prometheus, but I don’t think so. Because in the myth, Heracles killed the eagle and freed Prometheus from his punishment, so I’m pretty sure it’s not that, but you never know. Then I remembered Annabeth and my prediction that she’s currently holding up the sky like the titan Atlas, and the Oracle said that “one must withstand.” Admittedly, my knowledge of Atlas and his mythos is shaky at best, and I don't remember him ever having a "curse", but I guess holding up the entire sky is about as "cursed" as it's possible to be. And the Oracle saying that “one must withstand” makes me think that something happened to Atlas, so now someone needs to hold the sky in his place or else the sky will collapse to the earth and the world will end, or something like that. So that’s my prediction, that someone will need to hold up the sky in Atlas’s place for the rest of, well, forever. I don’t have a guess as to who it could be, though.

Also, someone is apparently going to die. And be killed by their god parent. Awesome… Super looking forward to that inevitable heartbreak… I hope it’s not either of the di Angelo kids, but they’re both new characters, and I know Nico becomes more important later (purely by accident and through pop culture osmosis), and since I had no idea that Biance even existed until I started reading this book, I am terrified that that means Bianca is going to die. I pray that I am wrong.

Wow, Thalia is petty and I’m kind of living for it.

I love that the Stoll brothers are basically Greek Fred and George Weasley.

Wow, Zoë’s kind of a bitch. She won’t travel with Percy because he’s a boy, and apparently Grover doesn’t count as a boy because he’s a satyr. Super fucked up.

You know, Artemis did have male Hunters. It didn’t happen often in the mythology, but there was a pretty famous male Hunter of Artemis named Hippolytus. The thing about Artemis’s Hunters isn’t that men weren’t allowed to be Hunters, it’s just that men typically didn’t choose to be Hunters, because one of the reasons why Artemis’s Hunters joined her in the first place is because Artemis protected the women in her care from the sexist constraints placed on them by Greek society at the time. The reason why men didn’t typically become Hunters is because they didn’t need the same kind of protection and escape from Greek society that women did. And Artemis didn’t hate men on principal, she hated the fact that men were the ones who used their positions of power to discriminate against and abuse the women in their society.

Aww. Grover’s such a sweetheart.

I love Sally.

Percy has so many damn Dreams™ and nightmares I have to wonder if this kid ever sleeps.

Apparently Percy knows the names of the pegasi, which is adorable to me. And this one is apparently Blackjack, which is a great name for a horse.

Aww, I want a baby serpent cow.

Aww, Nico. He's precious and I love him. Protect this child at all costs

Oh, I know about Ariadne. Theseus ditched her on an island after she helped him navigate the labyrinth and kill the minotaur. That's how she met Dionysus. I'm pretty sure they got married not too long after.

Aww, Dionysus and Ariadne are still married. That'd be kind of sweet if Dionysus wasn't such an asshole.

Yup, I know about Medea too.

Did they really just give Dionysus the Snape treatment? He hates all heroes on principle because one of them was cruel to his wife? He thinks he’s justified in harassing children because they’re training to be heroes, and he thinks that all heroes suck? Wow, dude. Get a life.

Oh, cool, Bianca’s forgetting things now. Nothing sketchy or sinister about that, I’m sure.

Is the General the titan Atlas? If my earlier theory was right, then he's gotta be.

Excuse me, teeth?! Plant them?!

Oh, wait! I think I know what that’s talking about. In Jason’s myth, he had to yoke a field with the teeth of (if memory serves) fire-breathing oxen. I don’t remember what planting the teeth did, but I’m guessing it wasn’t anything good.

HAH! Saber-toothed tiger kitties popped out

The General talks about mortals the same way I talk about fanfiction and anime

OH FUCK THE NEMEAN LION

“Sometimes mortals can be more horrible than monsters.” Truth.

Wait… what’s going on with Bianca? There’s something fucky going on with her memory.

“‘Bianca,’ Zoë said. ‘How long ago…’ Her voice faltered.” FOR FUCK’S SAKE, RICK!

Ain’t no way this friendly homeless guy isn’t some kind of hell monster.

Oh. I stand corrected. Not a hell monster. Probably a god. The gods love disguising themselves as old people to test mortals

The Mountain of Despair. Sounds fun. I wonder if this is the mountain Prometheus was chained to, since it’s powered by titan magic and all that.

Ladon… I know that name. I recognize that, but I can’t for the life of me remember his myth or anything about him.

*in reference to one of Percy's dreams* Oh, wait. Is this Jason and Medea?

Oh, nope. It was Zoë. I figured she had some kind of bad break with a boyfriend or something, but I dismissed it at first because I figured she was too young. But I guess if she was around during ancient Greek times, that sort of thing doesn’t matter.

Oh, hey! I once visited Cloudcroft, New Mexico! It was a nice little place.

“I was never very comfortable talking one-on-one with girls anyway…” Okay, Percy, you and I both know that is a lie. Annabeth is, like, your best friend.

"'Bianca,' I said. 'That hotel you stayed at. Was it possibly called the Lotus Hotel and Casino?'" Oh no.

Seventy years?!

Oh, fuck.

99% sure Aphrodite is the one in the car.

WAIT, HOLD UP! IF BIANCA AND NICO WERE BORN MORE THAN 70 YEARS AGO, THAT MEANS THEY WERE BORN BEFORE THE BIG 3'S OATH, RIGHT?! SO DOES THAT MEAN MY THEORY ABOUT HADES BEING THEIR GOD PARENT IS RIGHT?!?!??!! OHHHHHHH, SHIIIIIITTTTT

"When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth." AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aphrodite is the patron goddess of shippers.

What the hell, Aphrodite, chill, lady.

"You act like it was real." Percy, this is Greek mythology. Every single star/constellation was either a person or an animal before this whole mess.

"It... it was for Nico. It was the only statue he didn't have." OH MY GOD!! ToT

"If anything happens, give that to Nico. Tell him... tell him I'm sorry." WHY??!!?!?? LITERALLY DON'T!!!!!

"Here we were in the desert. And Bianca di Angelo was gone." WHAT THE FUCK?!!??!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!???!!??

No, but please tell me she's not dead. The prophecy just said "lost", not dead. And there's no body, so she could still be alive. Rick hasn't killed anybody yet, Bianca cannot be the first. I refuse.

The Hesperides! That's why Ladon sounded so familiar! He was the dragon!

"'But--' Gurgle, gurgle, the naiad spoke in my mind." RICK!!!!!! FINISH YOUR GODDAMN SCENES FOR ONCE!!!!! THIS IS THE KIND OF STRESS AND ANTICIPATION THAT MAKES PEOPLE LOSE HAIR!!!!

I like that Grover, Percy and Thalia actually listened to Annabeth ramble about her special interest enough that they can just recall random facts like that. It's an adorable little friendship detail, but also fucking sad. I miss Annabeth.

Hah. "Dam". Let these kids swear. They deserve it.

"'Nah,' I said. 'Not that high.'" Aww, Percy's a good friend.

Hah. Statue fucking.

Oh no! Is Bessie the monster! No! But she's so cute!

PLEASE DON'T KILL THE BABY COW SNAKE

"'This is Atlas's mountain,' Zoë said." LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

"'Yes,' Zoë said bleakly. 'Atlas is my father.'" THE GAME JUST FUCKING CHANGED

*after finishing chapter 18* ......... Fuck, man.

Wait, why isn't Hades a part of the Twelve Olympians? And why haven't we heard any mention of Demeter's demigod children? I can't remember the last time the Demeter Cabin was even mentioned, if it ever was.

Well, I guess Thalia joining the Hunters is a pretty roundabout way to have the prophecy be about Percy.

"But I will be watching, Percy Jackson. I do not approve of your friendship with my daughter." Well, then you're gonna hate what happens later.

Aww. Percy and Annabeth have matching battle scars. Sort of. Still sweet.

Oh, no, Nico.... Baby.....

"It was a statue of Hades, Lord of the Dead." OH FUCKING SHIT

"A son of Hades." OH FUCKING SHIT

HOLY SHIT, PAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

#pjo #pjo the titan's curse #the titan's curse #percy jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #percy jackson and the titan's curse #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo thalia #bianca di angelo #zoe nightshade #grover underwood #annabeth chase #percy jackson the titan's curse

[all-risejd]

Room 674

DomXRhea smut.

This is a teaser from a larger slow-burn fic, After Shine, pinned to the top of my blog. 

“Do you think…” He kissed her cheek, “We can…” He kissed her jaw, moving toward her neck, “Go back…” He nipped at her neck, smiling when she shivered, “To the…” He licked a bold stripe along her neck, back up to her jaw, “Hotel?” She didn’t answer, instead she turned in his arms and pressed him firmly against the wall he’d been leaning against, to bite his bottom lip, not a kiss, a pure bite, it made him groan.

“I want another drink first.” With that she pulled away, and headed for the bar leaving him cold, he wrinkled his nose, if Rhea wanted to be difficult there was nothing he could do about it, other than accept it. He was, after all, hers to do with what she wanted. It turned into three drinks, and some dancing, but he noticed after her second drink she wasn’t going for alcohol, so he shifted to water himself. When the bar closed they headed out into the Philadelphia night, and hailed a cab back to the hotel. 

He’s not sure why it always feels like a rush to get to the room, because once inside it’s like time slows down. It’s insane to watch the woman he’s more than half in love with change from Rhea Ripley to Demi Bennett, he’s not sure if there is much of a change between Dominik Mysterio and Dominik Gutiérrez. Maybe it’s because she’s more of a character - Rhea - than a real human - Demi. But there is some crossover between the two, both of them for example like to see him in some level of pain. Tonight, it’s no different. They strip slowly, while kissing - it’s gentle until it’s not, then it’s brutal enough Dominik thinks she might break him open and scoop his soul out. Clothes become an afterthought - he’d bet most of his nice shirts are ripped, and his undershirts? A lost cause - Danika only complained twice about having to replace his expensive wardrobe. He has more respect for Rhea’s clothes, more respect for her in general, but he’s not bothered by the amount of taking she does from him - if anything it’s intoxicating.

Their relationship thus far has been a lot of getting each other off - he’s still mulling over the main thing she wants from him, and she doesn’t want to give him the thing he wants most until he agrees. It’s a terms and conditions sort of thing. He was done waiting, done wanting, more accurately, so as they fell into the mattress a mess of arms and legs, “Hey, Demi?” She pulled back to study him carefully, critically, “I’m ok with us trying.” She looked confused, “I’m ok with you fucking me.” Is what came out next, because he was trying his damndest not to back out now that he was being courageous. Her eyes lit up with absolute delight, a smile pulled at her lips, and she ducked down to kiss him again, a bit more demanding.

“How about we save that.” She hummed, “Because there's some prep work and we are running out of time…” She flicked her gaze to the clock on the hotel bedside table. “I’d like to feel you, tonight.” She licked his cheek, which made him shiver, “Is that ok?” He nodded his head, he was her’s after all, he’d do whatever she wanted in the long run anyways. His back arched up involuntarily when she raked her sharp nails down his chest, catching his nipples, and making him cry out in near pain, always desperation. Dominik felt his body go hot, like a live wire had been lit and was racing up his spine, as she did it again. Rhea had a tendency to pay special attention to the old scars left by the kendo stick beating he’d taken from Seth Rollins. Rhea kissed at the scars over his ribs, sucking a hickey into the darker pink flesh as she went, she pulled back to trace her fingers up and down his chest, running her fingers over his nipples, he panted as she pinched his left one, and licked over his right one.

Dominik was so fucked and they hadn’t even started the fun stuff yet. With Rhea now straddling him to get better access to his chest - which she had a tendency to suck harsh hickies into - Dominik let his hands run up her spine, bringing his own nails to drag against her skin, not as deep as she would have gone on him, simply because Rhea showed her back off more than he did. He flattened his palms against her muscled shoulders, before smoothing them down both sides of her spine, to trail further down to cup her ass. They always managed to get completely naked before they ever got to the bed, which he was continuing to count as a victory, as he squeezed her ass hard with both hands. “So good Dom,” She hissed as he kissed her neck, and shoulders, she curled a hand in the curls at the base of his neck, and tugged hard, pulling his lips away from her, and twisting, pushing her left breast at him, he opened his mouth to tongue and suck at her nipple, hungry for the salty taste of her sweat soaked skin and the sweet feel of her nipple pebbling under his ministrations.

She pulled her left titty away, and pushed his head to her right one, “Suck.” She ordered, and he complied, happy to make her voice come out so broken and husky already. Dominik flipped them over, careful not to bite down on the nipple in his mouth, before he pulled back, and shot her a toothy grin. She rolled her eyes affectionately, before shifting her body so he could easily fall between her spread thighs - this too was familiar territory, Dominik loved eating pussy. It had been something he’d always been obsessed with, but Rhea had a tendency to take it to another level, sitting on his face for hours when they had the chance, at times cutting his ability to breathe off - and he loved all of it. He kissed down her front, biting and licking at her tattoos, before dipping his tongue into her belly button which always served to make her giggle and swat at his head - before he kissed both her hip bones, “Don’t be a brat.” Rhea ordered, as she pushed her hips up, enticingly. 

Dominik snickered but took a moment to look her over, her pussy was framed by trimmed soft blonde hair, her lips themselves were waxed but her mound covered by her short blonde hair, past her mound her clit was adorable, it protruded from her lips in a way that made his mouth water, her clit was pierced, with a sapphire ball on the ring that ran through it. That had been a fun thing to find out, and now he craved the taste of metal with her natural juice. He spread her thighs wider, as she propped herself up on her elbows to watch him. He pulled her pussy lips apart and smiled to himself, then pressed forward, tentatively licking from her puckered little anus upward, and hooking his lips around her clit, sucking and flicking it with his tongue. Her hand tangled in his hair, as she used her other arm to push herself up more to watch him, “Good puppy, Dom.” She groaned, her breath coming out in pants, he nodded against her, dipping lower to slip his tongue inside her, flicking in and out, his nose rubbed against her clit, and he couldn't help but breathe her in. She tasted like the freedom he had always wanted, the honey he yearned for. He pulled back, his face coated in her juices to look at her, she smiled sharply at him, “Don’t stop, Dominik.” 

He nodded his head, eager for her and dipped back down as she yanked harshly on his hair to move his head to where she wanted him. Dominik’s second passion, which he had only learned with Rhea, was eating ass. He dove back in, sliding his tongue downward, until he was lapping against her puckered entrance, he curled an arm around her thigh, and brought his thumb and index finger to roll her clit between them, tugging and jacking it off like a little cock. She seemed to like it as she let out a hiss and a yes in almost unison. He moved back up, slurping into her warm pussy once more, tounging at her until she was withering and begging him, he couldn’t stop himself for sliding a finger inside her, she looked down at him her eyes blown wide and her face flushed as she wiggled her hips in an attempt to get him deeper. He got lost in finger fucking her, tugging on her clit with his other hand, and lavishly eatting her ass, so lost that he almost didn’t hear her warning, “Dom, gonna cum!” Dominik didn’t stop licking at either of her entrances as she rode her orgasm out - it was the one time he might be in charge of anything in their sex life, and he always wanted more of her taste.

He finally pulled back, his face coated, she leaned up to kiss him full on the mouth, then licked at his cheeks to clean him off. “Get up here.” She ordered, and pulled his mouth to hers, he hardened significantly at the fact that she was savoring the taste of her cunt on his tongue. “On the bed, baby.” She ordered, “Hands and knees.” She growled, he complied, his cock hard and throbbing. He ducked his head to look back at her between his thighs, she was settled behind him, on her own knees, her hand between her legs, rubbing at her soaking wet cunt, when she pulled her hand up it glistened with her slick, and she rubbed it between his ass cheeks. He wiggled, shocked at first, then amazed, because she was pressing closer, one hand softly cupping his balls as she kissed and bit at the globes of his ass, pressing forward, until her lips pressed against his pink puckered asshole. He shivered as her tongue flicked against him, nuzzling him, then she licked and kissed, the noises she was making as she slurped and wiggled her tongue were enough to make him want to cum himself, she was softly stroking his cock or alternatively squeezing his balls. This was new, and he was flying - it felt like his soul had left his body and then some.

Dominik  felt it when her tongue finally inched into him, he let out a shocked yelp which tapered off into a moan, it felt odd as his body gave in, as he opened around her she didn’t stop, slurping and licking, essentially making out with his ass. He wasn’t able to do much more than moan and whine as she fucked in and out of him with her talented and pierced tongue. When she pulled back, almost thirty minutes later, he was throbbing and ready. Dominik squirmed away from her, and twisted to sit back against the headboard, grabbing Rhea as he moved, and pulling her into his lap, he kissed her hard on the lips, curious now about his taste, and moaning as their tongues danced against one another. Every now and then he’d run his tongue over her lip frenulum piercing, which he found both sexy as hell and was constantly worried about her getting hit in the face in the ring. Rhea was in control, as always, as she shuffled on his lap, moving until she was straddling him how she wanted, her hand once more gripping the base of his cock, this time so she could lower herself down on him, he flung his head back, as heat seemed to dance up his spine, and his whole body throbbed with something akin to obsession. Rhea was mean, he’d live by that truth for as lond as she was his, she moved slowly, calculatingly, down his shaft, letting her body adjust as she went, “Fuck… you're longer and thicker than…” She trailed off, and Dominik felt a bit of relief at that, he didn’t want to know how he compared to anyone else she’d ever been with. 

He rolled his hips upward, sinking completely into her, he felt his cock being tugged and squeezed tightly by her hungry cunt, she let out a deep little moan as her head fell back, and she squeezed him for good measure. He took a few moments to adjust to the molten heat of her core. “Holy shit.” He breathed, then looked at her, “You're so goddamn beautiful like this, eres la mujer más hermosa que he visto, te quiero siempre, por favor déjame follarte.” Rhea narrowed her gaze at him but nodded her head, already raising up about an inch, and gripping his longer hair at the base of his neck, she yanked hard enough it made his eyes water, as he rolled his hips upward again, he moved to plant his feet on the bed, so he’d have leverage, before he gripped her hips in his hands, marveling at how right it felt, as he set a fast and hard rhythm, her mouth found his, biting at his lips, and licking at his teeth. He wasn’t going to last long, not after everything else they’d done, and it seemed like she knew that, when he begged, “Can I cum in your pussy?” He started to feel the heat in his stomach, his balls twitching. Rhea gave him a rough look, but nodded her head, and moved back to kissing at his neck. He slammed into her hard, snapping his hips erratically, before finally his vision started to white out, tears building in the corner of his eyes as he exploded, she forced her hand between her thighs and tugged harshly on her clit, to join him, her pussy exploded around him, as he pressed his face into the valley between her breast, his sweat soaked forehead resting against her collarbones, he panted for a few moments, even as she moved to pet his hair, running her fingers through his longer mullet. 

“I’m on birth control.” Rhea managed some time later, “Like, I have the implant.” Dominik didn’t move from where he’d started to kiss at the sides of her breast, she coiled around him more, “We need to shower, we have to be on the road in less than two hours.” 

Dominik groaned, “Don’t make me move, I wanna die like this.” He looked up at her, and could tell from her soft expression that he still looked fucked out, and in fairness he was, ‘Please.” He begged. 

Rhea laughed, “At least let’s get comfortable then, baby.” She bit at his ear, which made him growl, but he allowed her to slide off his cock, and reposition them so they were curled together in the bed, Rhea the big spoon cloved to his back, he groggily reached over and turned off the light by the bed, “Love you, Dom Dom.” Rhea murmured into his shoulder blade.

“Te amo, Demi.” Dominik promised around a yawn, the pair drifted off to sleep (and if Damian and Finn found them like that two hours later, well no one was going to talk about why they were late to the leave town, or why there was a ridiculous amount of yelling incoherently from room 674 of the hotel they’d stayed in).

#rhea ripley fanfic #dominik mysterio fanfiction #Rhea Ripley #dominik mysterio #the Judgement Day #sub mysterio

[the-blind-geisha]

Lil’ request inspired by what went down in episode 5: Demiurge is feeling a bit down because Albedo’s being a bitch and his favorite lady (could be SB mc or a human mc that Demi keeps as a cherished pet) notices this and decided to do something to cheer him up. Sfw or nsfw is up to you ;)

A/N: I swear, it broke my heart!! Q_Q I love Albedo with my whole dang soul, but that wrecked me to PIECES when she said what she did to him... *Deep breath*. Okay. This should heal it.

Was he a failure?

Demiurge couldn't help but ponder such a heavy question after his talk with Albedo prior. He always wanted to work best he could beneath the Supreme Beings. However, after finding out through the Leader of the Floor Guardians, no less, he had failed... he felt useless.

She knocked on his door, calling out to the Seventh Floor Guardian. “Demiurge?”

Hearing the voice of his Lady, Demiurge did his best to straighten up. He fixed his tie and made sure there wasn't a single blemish on his suit.

Entering into his bedroom, she looked to the devil with concern. “Whatever is the matter? It is rare you retreat to your bedroom so hastily after a talk with Albedo.”

He wasn't sure he should say. Demiurge just did his best to smile. “Ah, it is nothing you need concern yourself with, my Lady.”

She folded her hands before her attire, coming closer with a shake of her head. “No, I do concern myself with it. I wish for there to only be happiness in your future.”

Hearing such a wish made the devil tense, his hands clutching his pant legs tightly in disbelief she would wish such a thing of him. “My Lady, forgive me but... according to Albedo, I have failed miserably.”

“How? Why in the world would she ever say such a thing!” She sat beside him, placing her hand upon his shoulder in hopes to calm him.

Demiurge lowered his head, shaking it as though refusing to say why. He figured she'd know if anything.

Her fingertips touched upon his chin, urging him to look at her. “Demiurge, you are one of the most brilliant minds of Nazarick. Don't fault yourself because you are unable to do everything you believe Ainz or myself may desire.”

“But, my Lady, I—!”

“Shh,” she cooed, bringing his head closer to rest upon her chest. At times, she often felt like she was taking care of a child. He over thought situations so much that it would ruin him. He didn't deserve to put himself through such stress.

Resting on her chest, the devil blushed. He was relieved his face was hidden, so she wouldn't have the ability to witness such a thing. The devil's tail buzzed with excitement, his dead heart beating wildly in his chest.

“Whatever I can do to make you feel better, I will gladly do so.”

“I am unworthy of such a request, my Lady...!” Demiurge couldn't even think of what he would possibly want. Suddenly, his tail stopped moving as a thought dawned on him. Anything I could possibly desire? Demiurge hummed. “My Lady?”

“Yes?”

He pulled away from the hug just a bit, not wishing for her arms to retreat from where they rested on his shoulders. “Perhaps mmm... If I could request one thing to make me feel better, it would be a kiss.”

Her eyes widened, hands moving from where they rested. “Oh, you mean on the cheek?”

Demiurge shook his head. “Mm, on the lips.” He tapped on the exact spot for extra measure.

“O-Okay,” she stuttered, not expecting for this to be the answer. “If it'll make you happy, I'll be delighted to fulfill this request.” She took in a deep breath before cradling his cheeks to bring him closer to kiss.

The moment her lips touched his, Demiurge felt all the sorrow and anger towards himself evaporate upon every second she allowed it to linger. His own hand in kind reached towards her, rubbing the delicate skin with his thumb as he enjoyed in the taste of her breath. It invigorated the demon. Even when she pulled away for just a moment, he breathed his desire. “Please, longer.”

“I...” She wasn't sure what to say. Denying him something that could make him happy wasn't within her to do. Taking another steady breath like she was about to dive under water, she inched closer to him once more, tilting her head to the side to kiss the devil as he so wanted.

The crooked nose of the creature rubbed sweetly near the side of her own. What once started off as what she expected to be a single peck on the lips deepened. Demiurge's tongue rolled sweetly against her lips, begging for entrance to do more—taste of more.

She wasn't expecting that. Her heart leapt in her chest, but she allowed it. Her lips parted as the demon's tongue snaked into her mouth to caress against her own wet muscle to savor her breath and her saliva as though it were sweet nectar.

D-Demiurge...! she thought to herself, unable to even pull away.

Demiurge's hands drifted to her lower jaw line, caressing her in loving want for more. As her own tongue was near his lips, he was delicate and suckled upon it to entice the fiery bloom within his chest as well as her own.

Pulling from the kiss at that moment, she breathed out in a panic—the string of saliva breaking from their union. “S-Sorry, Demiurge, but I cannot—!”

Realizing he must have stepped out of line, he began to worry once more. “My Lady! It is I who should ask for your forgiveness! I shouldn't have been so bold as to assume you wanted more!”

Her eyes darted back and forth, sucking in her lower lip as she shook her head. “N-No, it's fine, it... It was...kinda nice, really.”

“Eh?” Demiurge wasn't expecting that remark, making him give her a curious look.

“I, umm!” She eeped, not knowing what she was saying to begin with. Reaching over, she pat him on the head like he was a mere dog or a child who did good. “E-Excuse me, Demiurge! I-I have things to do! Err, keep up the good work! As always! You're great and umm...Y-Yeah! You're great!”

“My Lady, I—!”

He couldn't even say a word, she had already hurried out of the room, trying to calm her heart down from such an intimate exchange. Of course she loved it, but she wasn't sure what Ainz would say about her being so loving with a former NPC....

#NO I DIDN'T JUST TAKE A BUNCH OF SCREENCAPS FROM HIS 5 MINS OF FAME #i swear X"D #awww poor beeb #demiurge x mc #demiurge x reader #demiurge snippet #overlord #mod answers #kittycat-kai

[wren-of-the-woods]

Hello hello hello, it has been a while since we last chatted but you are still my resident Witcher mutual and I know you have impeccable taste in fanfic - so I was wondering (if you wouldn't mind) if you could rec any fics about Jaskier's family? Either blood-related from Lettenhove or found family from bard-ing, I'm really unfussy! I'm just very invested in where the bard came from before meeting his Witcher...

Anyway, hope you're doing alright and no worries if this isn't something you're interested in!

Hello Fae!! It's lovely to hear from you! I absolutely do not mind and was delighted at the chance to make another reclist. I hope you find some fics you like!

As always, I would love to hear if anyone reading this has their own recs. Do you know a fic that fits the category? Want to promote one of your own stories? Go for it!

Without further ado, here are a bunch of lovely fics featuring OCs for Jaskier's family!

his hair was like the strands of gold by underlay Rated G, 6k  The Count de Lettenhove has been away from home for several months. Meanwhile, a Witcher has arrived, part of a new protection deal between the Witchers and the Northern Kingdoms. When the Count gets home, he finds a lovesick Julian and a Witcher who isn’t quite what he was expecting. (I have yet to read it, but this one has a sequel that also looks very good!)

for she had done mischief by @whatkindofnameisvolta Rated T, 43k After unexpectedly becoming a father to a demi-god, Jaskier returns to Lettenhove for much needed parental support. There he finds half-a-dozen of his niblings, all with far too much curiosity for their own good. Meanwhile, on the run from Nilfgaard, Geralt, Yennefer and Cirilla also make their way to Lettenhove, to find sanctuary amongst Jaskier's family.

A Mother of One's Own by ohnoesidontknow Rated M, ~1k (one of multiple ficlets posted as the same work) Jaskier's mom adopts Geralt.

enough to drive a man mad by @contemplativepancakes Rated T, 6k Jaskier convinces Geralt to pretend that they’re dating when they visit his parents.

So Inviting (I Almost Jump In) by @happyjuicyfruit Rated G, 5k Geralt accompanies Jaskier to his sister’s wedding. Jaskier’s family is not what Geralt expected.

You, Forever by inanoldhouseinparis Rated G, 16k Geralt and Jaskier pretend to be engaged in Lettenhove.

You've Been Deprived, Haven't You My Dear? by Bedalk05 Rated T, 7k  Jaskier is a shifter and Geralt finds out. (Featuring Jaskier’s mother! I have yet to read the rest of the series, but it looks wonderful.)

Kingdoms Come and Kingdoms Go, Rivers Run and Rivers Flow by @dancinglassie Rated T, 62k Jaskier's start in life was unfortunate, but sadly not unheard of. He was put in a sack, less than an hour old, and chucked in the river. For many in his position that would of been the end of it, but the Yaruga heard his cut off wail and swept him into her loving embrace. Less than an hour old and Jaskier had already died and been reborn as the newest child of Mama Yaruga.

Wicked Things (orphaned) Rated M, 101k  This is the story of how Jaskier helps to save the world. Jaskier is twenty when a rift opens and an army of Fae pour through it. Bloodthirsty and mindless, they sweep across the Continent, devastating human settlements and pushing them into smaller and smaller communities. Jaskier finds himself trapped in Lettenhove, having to deal with his father's gradual decline into madness and protecting his family and his village from the threats outside their walls. He meets a Faerie, trapped in a Faerie Ring; the rest, as they say, is history. (Jaskier’s family is there a lot, especially in the beginning, but heed the tags! There are a lot of other things going on here and a lot of them are horror-y.)

Now, here are a few AUs where Jaskier is related to someone from canon.

of music and motion and love by WriteThroughTheNight Rated T, 12k Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother. (The sequel is also wonderful!)

Soft Deceitful Wiles by boopboop  Rated M, 23k  Jaskier is Renfri's son, and ten years is plenty of time to prepare a suitable punishment for the Butcher of Blaviken.

Bonus: this one isn't really what you asked for, but it has brief appearances from Jaskier's parents, beautiful found family vibes throughout, and I love it far too much not to mention it!

speak the language of love (like you know what it means) by @restmyheadatnightcontent Rated T, 35k Julian Pankratz, one of the Continent's most famous playboys, always invited to the hottest parties, always seen with the best of the best, is enjoying his lavish life in his huge Cintran apartment when he suddenly gets cut off by his parents and is sent to live in the middle of nowhere. It might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.

More of my reclists can be found here.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier #julian alfred pankratz #witcher #fic rec #reclist #the witcher reclist #the witcher fic rec #fic recs #wren recs #yellow-feathered-faerie #i think i actually found 'for she had done mischief' because you recced it to me but it fits the category so here you go again XD #also! i assumed you were looking for fics that explore jaskier's family in a nuanced/positive light #so i didn't include the ones where they're mean/abusive #but i have those too and can find more so if you want that too let me know! #i haven't made a reclist in ages and i needed something chill to do this evening so this was excellent #i should look through my drafts #i might have some half-finished ones lying around

[authormars]

You haven’t told them about the partners??? Please do that. I request. <3

Future AU quick rundown of partners

Lucifer: Diavolo

Pretty self explanatory, half my page is Dialuci

Mammon: Zori

Aezorin "Zori" Idreius is Mammon's wife in my future au. She's an intersex woman, wrath demon, and feared captain of the Black Mantis, one of the pirate crews payed by Devildom Navy to do their job. She's an axolotl demon with golden hair and she's very muscly and taller than Mammon

Levi: Adra

Adramalach Dreik-Mukhin is Levi's (business partner? Lover?) roommate. They're a transmasc envy demon who works at the same video game company Levi does. They are a dragon fly demon and incredibly tall and skinny and quite nervous all of the time

Satan: Metzi

Metztli Rex is Satan's girlfriend. She's a Demi-girl and greed demon. She's Diavolo's adopted, very traumatized younger sister. Metzi lives in the Archives, a place under the castle that's filled with libraries with books of the entire history of Devildom constantly being written by enchanted typewriters. She's an albino bat demon and is quite small.

Asmo: Sol, Dev, and Ari

Solomon is the first of Asmo's poly. He's a human sorcerer, as we know.

Devereaux Eros is the second of Asmo's boyfriends. He is a demi-boy and incubus. He works at a strip club under the name Rose Quartz. He's very commonly attractive and pretty confident.

Ariadne Kamini is the last of Asmo's poly. She's cis and a succubus. She works on the fashion line Asmo designs as a designer. She's also feared amongst demons as she's known to be ruthless, being given the name "The Pink Temptress"

Beel: Dahlia

Dahlia is Beel's wife. She's a trans woman and a gluttony demon. Dahlia is a cook, working as head chef at the restaurant Beel and her founded, Infernal Delights. She's plus size, incredibly sweet, and one of the only partners to originally be a human soul turned into a demon.

Belphie lives with Dahlia and Beel, as in my aus, he's aroace.

This is just a quick rundown of the people in this au, if you want more info I always have it. My askbox is always open, and as always, thank you for reading :)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me au #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus

[afinickyguide]

episode 112: gnomish burrows 🍮🍫🪱

#dnd #heroes feast #dungeonmeister #dungeonmeister cookbook #a finicky guide #a finicky guide to dungeonmeister #dnd cookbook #dnd cooking #dnd food #dnd recipes #dungeons and dragons #food comic #recipe comic #ttrpg #ttrpg recipes #chapter 1 #demi human delights #dessert #gnomish burrows #vegetarian #five dice

[aphantpoet]

Queer rep is not a vacuum

There is so much debate over what is and is not queer rep and it seems to change with each new show. For this I’m going to explore four series that I’m personally a fan of and break down their rep individually ;LOK, SPOP, TOH and Arcane. I will do it this way because Queer rep is not a vacuum.

It is first important to understand the perspective I’m coming at from this: so Yaama, if you don’t know me I’m a queer [Enby and Demi sexual lesbian]and indigenous [Australian] writer; I mainly write about queer people for queer people. I also want to say that I am not bashing any of these series, I love them all.

1. Korrasami

Korra and Asami have a slightly rocky relationship when they first meet but they become fast friends. Both characters are confirmed Bisexual and their relationship is far more obvious from a  queer perspective. They are far less explicit than other shows on this list but that is due to studio censorship.

The ship itself is really sweet. Both women are close and support each other with Korra writing to only Asami at one of the roughest times of her life.

This ship, being the first queer rep in Avatar, followed by Kya being confirmed as a lesbian, gets a lot of flack for being too subtle and not built up enough. As much as I do not like Some writers on the Avatar team, I do genuinely believe they were trying their best here.

The ship itself isn’t problematic and came at a time when there was little rep in mainstream media, let alone kids media. While it has it’s issues, it is some of the first rep kids in my generation saw. Sue me, I’ve got nostalgia.

2.SPOP

This is a contentious one but it cannot be denied that SPOP was full of Queer rep. Spinetossa, catradora, None of the princesses were straight and Double Trouble.

SPOP is unashamed of it’s queer rep and as world where no one is straight, no one is homophobic. This provides escapism that we as queer people sometimes need.

While Catradora has it’s criticisms, it’s a beautiful ship that underpins the narrative  and drives the plot. to call it “toxic” or “abusive” ignores the nuance of the story.

Spinetossa is a solid relationship that provides fluff and comedic relief in the darker episodes. they’re background characters but the nature of their relationship is clear from the start. they’re always together, they wear chokers with each other's colours . From the get go, before we even hear the cute nicknames we know they are a unit. 

Double Trouble , while  stemming from a problematic trope, is a solid character with complexities and comedy gold to spare. While the trope of making nonbinary characters non human is dodgy at best in a show where cis characters are also not human they don’t stand out too much so they can have a pass.

3. TOH

TOH is also unashamedly queer, Eda, Raine, Willow’s dads, Lumity, Edric.I’ve also seen commendations on the Neurodivergent rep  but that’s not my place.

Disney was obviously trying to censor things earlier on but around late season two A Dana stopped giving a shit and good for her. We got Edric having a partner, to quote his sister Emira “ After he accidentally sent  a love poem to THEIR mum”. Love that for him. The first Lumity kiss and them getting together and everything after it.

Willows dads’, minor and cliched as they may be do not come of a tokenistic, a nice change from other shows there the Mc’s best friend’s queer parents is often some of the only rep.

And Raine, a nonbinary person, who while not quite human isn’t an alien/robot/demon/spirit. They’re also a prominent character and their relationship with Eda is just a delight.

Cool Aunt Lilith, AroAce queen and all the flags in season three and it’s only the first episode.

there are some issues with Luz dating her friends ex bully but they address it and smooth it over.

4.Arcane

The biggest thing to come out of Arcane was CatVi/Violyn. I’ve seen some people ship Caitlyn and Jayce but that’s a small group.

Both character’s are confirmed as lesbians.While I love Luz I do find that lesbians do often get left behind in representation or claimed as Bi when they aren’t.

there’s not much else in terms of queer rep for Arcane but it’s very clearly a world where homophobia isn’t an issue.

The CatVi relationship is also important to the story and builds up over the first season. the show isn’t concerned with it but it’s nice to see.

All this to say, Queer rep isn’t a vacum, just because one series shows wholesome queer people and another shows messy,complicated queer love does not make either superior to the other. To put wholesome queer relationships over messy ones perpetuates respectability politics. Both can be good queer rep, both can be bad queer rep.

#queer representation #queer cartoons #lesbian #lgbtq community #lok #korrasami #spop #catradora #toh #toh raeda #TOH lumity #willow's dads #lillith clawthorne #Arcane #catvi #violyn #queer meta #bisexual

[aftongiulien]

This was a request from @onecantsimply (Sorry again for what happen)

jack the ripper x heracle sister

Warnings: a Little manga spoiler, character death.

Jack the ripper,the most famous searial killer in the history of humanity, caught the Eye of heracle's sister and Zeus daughter y/n, the young girl Is the sister of a Demi-god and also a demi-godness,

jack not only falls in love with her beauty, grace and personality but even her colours are beautiful, the colore of true love and Happiness, always make jack's Heart mealt.

Jack first met you when wandering around the corridors of the arena. you were walking around searching for your Brother,as you saw him. His beautiful eterechromia caught your Eyes,his gery hair were trully a good match with his Eyes. He seemed Lost, searching for someone so you got closer, before you could even speak, he turned around giveing you a gentle smile " my my my, what such a pretty lady we have here," his Eyes slowly tracing your body "are you Lost? Do you Need help m'lady?"

He kissed your Hand,and you blushed Quickly, hiding your blushing face in your Hand you said "mhh,n-no thank you, y-you looked Lost and i wanted to help you," jack smiled, caressing your face" oh dear,so kind of you but do not worry about me, i'm Just waiting for someone and you?" " Mhhm me too, uhhh mmm what's your name, mh *chukld* my gentleman" you earned a delighted chuckle from jack before he spoke "jack,jack the ripper, and you?" "Mhh? Jack Is very pretty name, Just like you, my name Is y/n," the man blushed like hell,and After a long and Happy conversation you greeted each other goodbye.

ok so now let's pass to the agnst part, jack Kills Hercules. That's terribile you're Heart Is broken and jack's even more,

For a moment your Heart shook for the shock, you negrt thought jack was evil, you knew he had to do It but still It hurted like hell.

After seeing his comdition, you jumped in the arena Helping him out,your colours showed worry for Jack and disgust for the crowd that's abusing Jack.

After his very very long recovery finally jack was able to be by your side,to help you and love you the way you love him,but still he feels guilty, you helped him recover, you've been by his side even thought he's the One Who took your brother away, please comfort him and tell him that he Isn't a Monster.

He Will probably spend hours looking at your colors, love seeing your kindeness and love fill your aurea makes his Heart Flutter, but still when he sees your stress he's pained, he knows After Hercules dissapearing you would have to take his place

But still jack Will Always help you throught everything, stress? He'll set up a relaxing bath, aroma candls are a must, and obviously your favourite drink.

After all jack Will Always love you even thought your uncle Zeus,adamas and Hades, really scare him, not to mention Ares and Hermes, please hold jack's Hand when you bring him over to meet the family,man Is scared as f.

#shounen #anime #manga. #shuumatsu no valkyrie #x reader #ror #snv jack the ripper #jack ripper record ragnarok #jack the ripper record of ragnarok #hercules #manga spoilers

[teabreakpancakes]

May I request William, Victor, Norton, Luchino, Demi and Genji having a gn s/o that is an opera singer who is famous????

Sing For Me Will You? William, Luchino, Demi and Ganji with an Opera Singer S/O

Genre: Fluff

i've quite a bit in store for victor and norton so i removed them

𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒

"Love, was that you singing?" he asked, surprise lacing his voice. (Name) nodded, a soft yet troubled smile gracing their face. William let out an "ah", expressing his moment of realisation.

"Do you not like singing that much anymore because fame was forced onto you?" he inquired in a much more gentler manner than beforehand, earning a soft nod from his S/O.

he's known that you were a famous opera singer for a while, you just never sang in front of him

he's never asked why since he knew it was a touchy topic and because he wanted you to tell him when you were ready

he rarely hears you sing but when he does, he praises you and tells you how much he adores your voice

william adores you for who you are, he thinks it's an absolute treat to hear you sing

he doesn't ask you to sing but he's eager to hear more—he's grown to appreciate opera

𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐄

He was a fan of you but he didn't date you because he was your fan—in fact, he thinks it's inappropriate for a fan to become anything more than an admirer. Luchino was surprised to see his favourite opera singer confessing to him.

"I can't help but feel honoured to know that I have caught your fancy" he responded, delighted and yet slightly nervous. The singer waved him off, playfully winking at him. "You may not realise it but I am the one who is honoured to have caught your fancy professor" they purred.

luchino soon realised that you were extremely humble, almost forgetting that you were ever a famous person

he was glad that he was able to know you as more than just an opera singer

he adores your talent but he adores you even more as a person

you apparently had looked up to him ever since you attended one of his lectures

he honestly couldn't believe that he could hear you sing every single day

he researches methods in order to help you soothe your throat if you've overdone it

𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐍

"I never knew you had such a sweet voice" she crooned, peering from the terrace facing the garden. (Name) jolted slightly, startled from her sudden intrusion.

"Aha, well, I never intended to let anyone find out" they replied, quickly regaining their composure. The barmaid arched her eyebrow, "I wonder if they realise how well known they actually are" she whispers under her breath.

while you did try to keep a low profile, a lot of them still recognised you—of course, they pretended not to

demi would act coy and ask you to sing for her

she really loved your voice, it reminded her of the comfort of her mother's lullabies

she often makes drinks to soothe your throat

of course, eventually, you did come out and most of the people in the manor weren't really surprised

demi did laugh and tell them that most of them already knew them from the start, even admitting to knowing them beforehand, which earned her a soft smack on the shoulder

𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐆𝐔𝐏𝐓𝐀

Ganji simply adored your voice, when he first heard it, it was when you were soothing him to sleep. Your singing lulled him to sleep so quickly it actually astounded him.

He didn't care that the people around him were telling him that you were famous, it didn't matter in all honesty, he just adores you in general so he just thought, "Oh well, more to love about them I guess".

he doesn't care about how famous you are

he knows you're talented and he makes sure to praise you but he doesn't care about your fame, you're all human at the end of the day

he knows he isn't the only one that has heard your voice but he's smug about the fact that he's the only one you've made lullabies for

he's proud of how far you've come

he scolds you when you overexert yourself—you should prioritise your health over your ability to sing

#lawless.writes #idv.writing #identityv #idv x reader #idv scenarios #idv professor x reader #idv demi x reader #idv forward x reader #idv luchino x reader #gn reader #idv ganji x reader #idv ganji #idv luchino #idv demi #idv william x reader #idv william

[katzkinder]

Idk why but I headcanon lily as aro ace

Ooh, neat! You're about... The third person I know of who also has that headcanon!

Personally, I headcanon that he identifies as pan, but like... He chooses that as his label because he likes the flag colors better lmao. That's it.

I always meant to type up my headcanons for this but never got around to it, so I think now is as good a time as any?

Misono: sex positive ace. Both because I think it suits him and because I like the contrast with my headcanon of Lily, where Lily has sex related trauma that makes him have difficult feelings about being attracted to others. Misono is almost clinical? When talking about that kind of thing. It can be off putting but he genuinely just thinks the scope of human sexuality is a fascinating thing to research

Mahiru: Bisexual, like his uncle, but not particularly aware of it in that he doesn't identify as anything. He's very "yeah that person is hot" and moves on with his day. The type who goes "huh! I guess I am" if you point out he's queer

Speaking of Queer, Mikuni: uses this exclusively. He thinks it's delightful. Like yes, this is perfect, he IS a very strange and odd little man! And that's all you're getting out of him (genuinely, this is all he gives me aside from maybe some flavor of aro. Jackass)

Lawless: Disaster bi with a distinct preference for intimidating women and older men. Licht is actually out of left field for him. Not typically the type he goes for!

Speaking of Licht: Angel. No I do not know what this means anymore than you do. Figure it out.

Kuro: double demi. His attraction hinges on having close emotional bonds with somebody first and it drives him crazy 😭Like he'll just be chilling and everything will be fine and the next thing he knows he's having an epiphany that ohhh god. oh fuck. oh god oh fuck he cannot DEAL. Terrible at flirting unless he's passing it off as a joke btw

Sakuya: *smash bros announcer voice* GAY

Freya: bi lesbian but calls herself lesbian, because that's what she's always called herself and she's not changing. Completely blindsided by the whole lesbian separatist discourse. Frankly disgusted with it. The big bad butch aligned fem in the corner who stands there and intimidates anyone hassling baby queers. She's got that peasantry farmer's wife bod, which means biceps that can crack your skull if you annoy her.

Iduna: doesn't label. She likes what she likes, so there! (does anyone remember this show lol)

Jeje: He's dressed like a priest, so I think it's safe to assume he's a self hating queer. This is only half a joke.

Ildio: You know that chart that's like functional bi, distinguished bi, disaster bi? He's a secret fourth thing: Himbo bi.

Nicco: Wombo Combo of Functional and Distinguished bi.

I'd add pride pair but my read on them is Lacking due to them not really having much in terms of development...

#servamp #asks #anonymous #thanks for the ask nonny!! #kat's katerwauling #oh boy here we go #servamp kuro #mahiru shirota #mikuni alicein #servamp jeje #iduna nobel #servamp freya #servamp lawless #licht jekylland todoroki #lawlicht #niccolo carpediem #servamp ildio #snow lily #misono alicein #sakuya watanuki #wHEEZE IS THAT EVERYONE #guess my faves based on the descriptions

[wishing-stones]

Oh good! So, this is gonna be a bit of a long one, so please bear with me.

I have this oc/self insert idea of a human who is in the position of Rebecca, the Mortuary Assistant; has to every now and then banish demons from trying to possess her via funky embalming processes while also being haunted by hallucinations of her past.

BUT, what if Nightmare picks up on this negativity and brings this little human back to his castle? That way, any time she starts to be possessed, they can bring her back to the mortuary with no risk to any other humans (plus it’s a nice lil snack for Nightmare, ya know?)

Basically, how do you think the boys would react to this poor soul?

(i may or may not have spent a lot of time thinking about this pls no judge)

No judge! Any creativity is good creativity as long as it isn't hurting anyone. Go forth and be free!

The idea of Nightmare randomly sweeping in to steal a human from her mortuary to sit in a cell or something until the demons Knock It Off is hilarious. Sitting there watching her do all of these creepy things with no reaction, and when looked at for one, he just simply says "Are you quite finished?"

He thinks he's scarier than any demon pitiful enough to try and use a human vessel. Really.

...Which might prove useful in the future, because if there's a pattern of the Big Scary Demi-God of Negativity and Darkness removing the human from the situation any time they decide to cause trouble, what even is the point anymore?

Saves her ass in a very roundabout way. It's not intentional.

(The others also delight in taking potshots at demons because it's harmless fun and free lease to be complete assholes to something inconsequential. Human's fine. Demon possessing human is gonna get ripped a new asshole verbally)

#k answers #k headcanons