#five quotes meme

[happy-lemon]

Sims Say the Darnest Things: When you get this, list five of your characters and their best quotes so far. Then pass it on to five other storytelling simblrs.

 “That’s the thing about love. There’s never a guarantee, but if you’re going to put your faith in someone, make sure it’s someone who deserves it.” ~ Alexandra Luna

"...you know how it works in the fairy tales. The wicked stepmothers cast spells on the fathers, making them think they’re nice ladies. And then boom…too late for the kids!" ~ Fable Solomon

"I am absolutely not thinking about biting the head off this doll. Do I look like the kind of child who would do that? I’m baby." ~ Dylan Shimada

"Skip school tomorrow, get some ice cream, go somewhere that makes you feel good, wait until your sadness passes and then make up with Noel–even if he’s just a friend–and maybe in the spring your family will be ready for another dog. Now, I’ve gotta go. Charlie’s shows are on and I told him we’d watch together." ~ The Grim Reaper, aka Ciaran Delaney

"Wose makin' a 'now 'torm!" ~ Rose Bourne

#five quotes meme #my asks #nocturnalazure

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

#ml season five #ml social media au #ml memes #incorrect ml quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #mlb memes #ml ladybug #mlb social media au #mlb au #mlb 5 #ml season 5 #ml s5 #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #miraculous s5 #miraculous season 5 #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #miraculous fandom #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #adrinette #marichat #chat noir #ladynoir #ladybug #ladrien #ml twitter #ml twitter au #mlb twitter au

[tanked-up]

(Somewhere around Scotland)

Ghost looking for something: Hold my gun for a second

Soap takes the gun: Oka- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A GUN!?

Ghost: There are threats everywhere, Soap

Soap: YOUR MEETING MY PARENTS-

Ghost: THREATS EVERYWHERE, JOHNNY

Soap: THE ONLY THING THAT’LL COME AT YOU IS MY DOG

Ghost: WHAT IF IT BITES ME

Soap: YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON MY DOG-

#they continued like this for another five minutes #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #incorrect cod quotes #dogs

[highlyincorrect]

Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

#the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #umbrella academy #tua memes #tua #incorrect umbrella acadamy

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)

#mcdanno #h50 #mcdanno text post #h50 text post meme #h50 text post #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #myh50 #h50 2x01 #h50edit #h50 picspam

[smw-on-kamino]

Fives, comming Rex: remember how I said Echo and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Rex: yes

Fives: well, we‘re at the Coruscant prison now

Rex: *turns off com*

#meme #star wars #captain rex #fives #echo #domino twins #shenanigans #incorrect quotes #maybe funny maybe humour #mystuff #text post #the clone wars #the clown wars #tcw

[azmaarts]

Surprised to See Me?

I like to think that Jason sees Talia and Damian as ohana. But at the same time, Talia's like one of those Asian moms. So, Jason's also mildly intimidated by Talia.

Talia: Ya qalby! I'm so glad to see you! :D

Jason: *Violent flashbacks to the Talia's missile-aiming sandals*

#jason todd #red hood #talia al ghul #mom! talia #I don't actually know arabic #please let me know how to arabic better #my arabic comes from Google Translate and five minute research #and as someone who speaks another language and has seen the GT memes #I know Google Translate isn't the most reliable #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #I haven't digital arted in so long #the self-cringe is real

[itsleorrr]

This is a vibe ✨️

#tua #tua incorrect quotes #meme #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[jasmineco2]

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #aidan gallagher #s4 #umbrella academy #the entire cast is so 😳 #tua five #umbrella acedmy #five hargreeves meme #tua s4 #tua incorrect quotes

[celestial-toys]

Sun & Moon + Text Posts [1] · [2] · [3] · [4]

#sundrop #moondrop #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #suggestive #cw suggestive #fnaf sb #text post edit #text post meme #security breach #sundrop and moondrop #daycare attendant #the daycare attendant #incorrect fnaf quotes #i dunno if Moon's two count as suggestive but. just to be safe #welcome to *light mode edition* everyone #i could /not/ find higher quality or dark mode versions of some of these so this is what we're gonna go with #the white kinds washes out the boys tho. sadge #in other news. i do not have a new fic ready for tonight but i'll get one drafted up for tomorrow #which one it'll be i have yet to decide. i have many almost-finished one shots to pick from #alright. gonna go eat pasta. hope these r as funny to some people as they are to me

[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Me: *laying on the ground*

Klaus: what's up with her?

Five: she wanted to be friends with the cube thing but it tried to kill her.

Me: HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER AND I WILL BE HIS BEST FRIEND

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #five x reader #five x y/n #the umbrella academy funny #the umbrella academy incorrect #the umbrella academy x reader #tua incorrect quotes #tua five #tua x reader #tua klaus #tua #tua memes #tua season 3 #the umbrella academy

[thehandl3r]

Diego: *in love with Lila and let’s her escape*

Everyone:

#tua s2 #Lila x Diego #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy s3 spoilers!! #umbrella academy #umbrella academy memes #tua incorrect quotes #tua #allison hargreeves #meme

[helenadreams]

love square on twitter methinks

#ml season five #ml social media au #ml twitter #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect ml quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #incorrect quotes #fanfic #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ladrien #marichat #adrinette #ladynoir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ladybug #chat noir #ml memes #mlb memes #mlb social media au

[tanked-up]

Soap: Ye’ missed this mornings meeting… everything okay?

Ghost laying on his bed: It’s all ya fault, Y’know

Soap sits next to him: And why’s that…?

Ghost sighs: I’ve been breaking my back tryna kiss you, Johnny

Soap: Excuse me- I am not that short, Ghost

Ghost: Yes yo-

Soap: Fine, then don’t kiss me from now on, lost ye privilege, LT

Ghost: C’mon, Soap…

——————————————

(20 minutes later in Soap’s bunk)

Soap: Ye can’t resist me, can’t ya…

Ghost curled up next to him: Piss off

Soap: Can’t… ye gripping my waist-

Ghost: Good

#Can’t last five minutes without each other :/ #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #incorrect cod quotes #cod meme #soapghost

[byler-is-endgame7]

based on a conversation i heard some kids saying today:

fives: why did the chicken cross the road?

rex: why

fives: to get to the idiot’s house. knock knock

rex *sighing*: who’s there

fives: the idiot… wait

jesse: *cackling in the corner*

#tcw #the clones #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars #star wars prequels #star wars prequel trilogy #clone wars #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #501st #clone captain rex #captain rex #clone trooper fives #arc trooper fives #star wars memes #star wars tcw #tcw fives #incorrect tcw quotes #clone troopers #tcw rex

[teruel-a-witch]

Tfw you are Steve Mcgarrett and you've spent in the closet so long you still get nervous about your husband intimately touching you in public while in uniform.

#mcdanno #h50 #incorrect mcdanno #mcdanno text post #h50edit #myh50 #h50 text post #h50 text post meme #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #h50 3x14 #h50 incorrect quotes