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whumpkinpie · 8 months

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When a Whumper angrily trips/shoves Whumpee by the stairs and they just

All the way down to the landing and then just

At the bottom.

#KinpiesMeme #whump community #whump blog #whumpblr #whump #whump memes #funny whump #whumpee

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whatiswhump · 3 months

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"If you think about it, court-mandated counseling is really just winning a scholarship for free therapy."

-Whumper, probably

#therapy #whumper #its one way to get free therapy #I can think of a lot of ur whumpers out there who could use a little court mandated talk time #whump #whump prompt #psych whump #funny whump #Tag ur whumper who needs court mandated therapy

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whumpninja · 26 days

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Whumper, hitting Whumpee in the head: vibe check

#whump #whump dialogue #funny whump #crack whump #whump humor #jack be whumpy

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cryptidwritings · 6 days

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"You know that saying, If you love them, let them go? I think there's something to that."

Whumper smirked, pausing the sharpening of their knife to look at Whumpee as they struggled against the ropes.

"Nice try."

#whump dialogue prompt #whump prompt #whump scenario #funny whump #crack whump #tw knife

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soursagas · 1 year

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“He’s gonna plus-four.”

With a smug grin, they begin sifting through the cards in their hand once more. He whipped his head around to face their captive, hanging by a rope in the ceiling tied around one ankle, and fixed them with a glare.

“Shut up! How are you even seeing these clearly?!”

“He has his priorities set straight.” They interrupted, laying down three skips, one reverse, and a red plus-two.

“Uno.” They grinned as they said it. For the third time in this god-forsaken round.

#who won #multiple whumpers #funny whump #captive whumpee #rope suspension #uno #card game #smug whumper #sore loser whumper

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allthingswhumpyandangsty · 1 month

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literally me every single night

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genavere · 1 year

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February Whump Prompts – 2023, DAY 14: Captivity

Content Warnings: None (Besides being short) Fandom: Original Work

Captivity

There was escape from this torment. From the captivity he found himself trapped in. And it was all his fault.

He accepted the offer proposed. Took his future and the walk into his cell with pride, determined not to break. But hours stretched on. The torment fierce. His face hurt, the torture device over his eyes twisted everything around him.

Would there ever be an end? When would he be able to stand again on his own two feet and walk out of there?

A hand grabbed his. Eyes gleamed in excitement. At least the one who brought him there was thrilled.

Another hour ticked by. The pain in his body, mentally and physically, almost escaped in a groan. No, he reminded himself, there could be no signs of discomfort. At one point, his eyes nearly closed in blissful unconsciousness, but that hand from before brought him back.

There would be no escape.

Lights filled his prison, blinding him. The darkness had grown to be a comfort in his plight.

Then the hand grabbed his again and helped him up. The torture device fell from his face and clattered to the floor as he looked upon her.

Blue eyes shined with love and adoration. “Did you enjoy the movie?” she asked, an air of innocence about her.

Had he? Over three hours of watching a ship sink had not been on his bucket list, not even his ‘might be interesting’ list. But seeing her face so bright and full of love after experiencing it with him made him smile. “It was good.”

He took her hand and gave a light squeeze. “Ready to head home?”

She nodded, holding his arm close to her chest. “Yeah, and thank you for coming with me.”

“Of course, what kind of husband would I be to let you go to see a movie alone on Valentine’s Day?”

“Still,” she worried her lower lip, “I know you weren’t all that excited to see it.”

“Hey.” He pulled her back and tilted her head up. When her eyes lifted and met his, he gave her a bright smile. “I would see any movie if it meant I could spend more time with you. Doing anything with you by my side is worth it. I love you.”

Nuzzling into his hand, her lips mirrored his. “And I love you.”

Like so many days since he had met her, a flutter filled his chest and filled him with warmth. Maybe the movie had not been so bad. It had been his first time seeing it on the big screen, and there was an art the director used with each shot. And if it brought such joy to her, then he would be more than willing to be a captive to whatever she wanted to experience with him.

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!! Whether it is singles awareness day, enjoy the day with your friends, or with someone special, I hope everyone was able to indulge in a special treat for themselves!

This morning, I thought of the prompt and that I was dragging my husband to see Titanic in theaters today. He had seen it before, but didn’t think it was that great. After the movie, I realized he had never seen it on the big screen and he said it made a big difference.

So, while I thought of him pre-movie being tortured of having to sit through a 3+ hour movie, in reality, he thoroughly enjoyed it.

Still, I could not help but write it down and share it.

Since it is a small drabble, I will only be posting it here.

For those enjoying my Fairy Tail stories, I am sure they will continue tomorrow!

Hope you all enjoy!

@febuwhump

#febuwhump #febuwhump2023 #Febuwhumpday14 #Whump #Tumblr prompt #Prompt: Captivity #Titanic movie #Movie #Funny Whump #I ended up showing my husband how great Titanic is #So happy!#happy valentine's day

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bebx · 24 days

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you know your ship is superior when they’re archenemies with 50% homicidal tension and 50% sexual tension

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writeouswriter · 11 months

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So, should I work on my WIP with the sad pathetic tortured guy or my WIP with the sad pathetic tortured guy?

#writing #writeblr #writer things #writing humour #writing humor #relatable #textpost #angst #whump #funny #aaaahhh #I legit have been trying to decide what og project to work on for weeks now

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feverdreamsanddelusions · 4 months

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we really need more ship whump. ocean whump. stuck on a boat. whumpee going outside at night because there's not really a reason they should be restrained. because all the can see around them is the pitch black ocean stretching into infinity

#it's funny because everyone keeps saying there's huge potential but i only ever see the posts about the missed opportunity #and never someone actually sitting down and writing it #and now i am in........ the same boat #and the boat is not getting written #this is the most boat whump you'll get from me probably #whump #whump prompt #whump scenario

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mischefous · 8 days

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requests you say? I will take this opportunity to request a sleepy or injured Four >:D

Could I interest you in a sleepy AND injured Four? >:3

Thank you Anon!💙

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #my art #art requests #lu four #hero of the four sword #cw whump #lu #lu fanart #whump art #lu whump #i dont like how this one turned out XD #looks funny to me #hope ya like it anon!

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95-6qrsk2rx9uq42069nnnnnjthewolf · 2 months

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i think tim is high maintenance the way a boarder collie or austrialian shepherd is. like you have to make sure they're not only given space to expend energy but you have to specifically let them get the herding instinct out and challenge them intellectually or they start destroying ur home

#tim drake #red robin #jaytim #i think cohabitating would require resigning yourself to your gear going missing for 2-5 business days before returning slightly improved #or coming back to the microwave disassembled across the couch #this happens and jason is like ok im gonna pop over to the gcpd and grab u a cold case do Not touch my stand mixer #but also have to stop him from reaching critical levels of boredom that results in poking the league with a stick #because then gotham is being overrun by ninja 2 months from now #this is harder for jason to curb because an incensed ra's is so goddamn funny to the both of them #dcu #i know tim hating the ceo job is easy whump but consider he needs minimum 5 plates spinning at all times to keep the Thoughts at bay #and WE probably is such low stakes for manipulation tactics its stress relief at this point

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the-three-whumpeteers · 1 month

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The whumpee had grown aggressive, attacking the whumper whenever they came too close and snapping at anything that got too close to them. This meant that during their rescue, their rescuers had to restrain them just to get them to safety- but not before the whumpee injured plenty of people.

#whump #whump prompt #whump scenario #whumpee #aramis stabs someone #whump prompts #whumper #feral whumpee #I just bought this weird ass toy for like 5 dollars and I don’t know what it is #but it walks and makes a funny noise so I love her #this prompt goes out to her

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whumpty-dumpty · 1 year

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