when I was drowning I thought about the light instead of the water, the accident instead of the ache.
— Yves Olade
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Just a little thought bc I’m depressed and have nothing better to do with my life, and this site is my only way to get even a scrap of serotonin atp (*tiiiny spoiler of NB, near the beginning of the game)
So, we know how the Devildom has all sorts of things that are considered common there, but are new to us, right? (Like the hypnotizing plants*)
Okay well what if it was the opposite? Like, we have something really, REALLY common that we think everyone knows about, but our lil demon babies can’t even imagine something like that.
FOR EXAMPLE!!
*mc going shopping*
Lucifer: Ah, MC, you’re here too.
MC: Hey! Uh, can you tell me where to find the corn? I can’t find it.
Lucifer: …excuse me, what?
MC: The…corn?
Lucifer: What do you mean by that?
MC: Huh?-
MC:*(sudden realization)*
MC: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CORN IS?!
Lucifer: Please keep your voice down…
MC: Oh, we gotta fix that!
*-one trip to the human world later…-*
Lucifer: What is this stuff? It’s sweet, but somehow savory at the same time..
MC: It’s corn!
(a big lump with knobs~)
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i think that jason is a cat. but in a feral way. hes like the angry feral cat that likes to hang out in your backyeard and you take care of it and feed it but it wont let you get close. and then one day it lets you pet it and it trusts you
Absolutely! And you know what else cats are known for? They hide injuries. They hide when they’re not ok. That’s why it‘s such a red flag when they stop behaving the way they normally do. So yes, absolutely agree 🥺
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“Jyn was changing. It was evident in her fluid movements and her lucid stare…She'd shed none of her intensity, but it came with what Cassian could only interpret as a confidence bordering on invincibility.
She'd always struck him as a person unafraid to die. Now she seemed like someone who couldn't…
Jyn was changing. And through her, Cassian would do what was required of him.”
-Rogue One Novelization by Alexander Freed
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Mc: (about to cry)
Mammon: who do I have to kill!?
Mc: nobody I'm watching my favorite series
Mammon: seriously Human
Mc: yes seriously! just you watch it and than we see how you'll fare
Mammon: you're lucky I don't have anything better to do
~one entire series later~
Mammon: (crying)
Mc: so any final words on the matter
Mammon: why is this so funny and sad at the same time!?
Mc: (patting his back) I feel ya dude
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May I present…
“We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.” -Benjamin Franklin.
“…if they want to have a war, let it begin here.” -Captain John Parker.
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” -Nathan Hale.
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Daniel: I don't think we can Maxplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.
Max: *Grabbing dagger*
Max: Manslaughter it is
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haven't hungergamesposted in quite some time but i've noticed that the "you could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve that boy" line is being used as a misogynistic trend on tiktok for shitty het YA ships and i just want to point out that the quote's original context was that it was being said by haymitch, who was drunk and deeply bitter at the time, to katniss, as a form of projection of his own self-loathing because of his manipulation of both katniss and peeta for the sake of the rebellion and his helplessness in preventing peeta, the boy in question, from re-entering a dystopian televised death match
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