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taintedcigs · 5 months

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eddie who takes care of you when you're sick :( making u a soup even though he has no idea what tf he's doing :(:( he hand feeds u :( doesn't let you get up for anything bc he can do it all for u !!!!!! he gives u kisses. everywhere. even when u tell him he shouldn't bc he could also catch a cold he doesn't care.

"eds, stop, you're gonna catch a cold!!" you whine, trying to dodge him but with a tut his hands wrap around your cheeks, making you look up at him. soft gaze matching yours. "i don't give a fuck sweetheart, c'mere. you really think i can spend a second without kissin' my pretty girl?" soft kisses plastered all over your face and your cold lips, warming :( you :( up :( instantly :((

and like four days later. ofc eddie gets sick bc he continuously kissed you. so now you're taking care of him as he's wrapped in a blanket, nose all runny and red, cheeks a pale color, and he takes a small sip from the soup you made him, that boy-ish grin sitting on his lips. "totally worth it," he murmurs with a coarse tone.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson drabbles #can u tell i was watching himym! idc act like its new pls #also can u tell im sick?#i need him to take care of me so bad #eddie munson blurbs #eddie munson imagine

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Wanda: I don’t know. I feel like I wanna do something stupid today.

Natasha: Y/N’s stupid. A downright idiot.

Y/N: what the-?! I can’t tell if you’re trying to set me up or put me down.

Natasha: what I want is a little Natalie and you two are perfect for each other! And would make the most adorable kids!

Y/N:

Wanda: wanna go out with me, Y/N?

Y/N: oh yeah

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fannyspammy · 1 year

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Masterlist!

🍯 Fluff

🌶 18+

🫧 Reader favourite!

🐚 New!

Jack Thompson x Reader

Distraction 🌶

Night Shift 🌶

Barney Stinson x Reader

Fixing the Yips 🌶

Adam Warlock x Reader

Firsts Series

Butterflies 🍯🫧 [the first time he told you he had feelings for you]

Kiss Me, You Idiot 🍯 [y/n is Adam’s first kiss]

Tell Me More 🌶🫧 [Adam is aroused for the first time]

Like a Gold Statue 🌶 [y/n helps Adam unwind for the first time]

We’re Okay 🍯 [Adam & y/n disagree for the first time]

Indestructable 🍯🐚 [Adam tells y/n he loves her for the first time]

coming soon… 🌶

Minho (TMR) x Reader

Firsts with Minho

Tease 🍯 [the first time Minho admits he’s attracted to y/n]

Third Row Back 🌶

Loki x Reader

coming soon…

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saywhatyouwillbut · 19 days

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just found out lou ferrigno jr. played the guy the mother on how i met your mother almost ended up with

wouldn’t it be funny……… wouldn’t it be soooooooo funny…………….

#i actually do ship him with buck at present but IMAGINE #bucktommy #buddie #911 abc #himym

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juniordetectiveagency · 3 months

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When you learned the kaito is KID, did you punch him in the face?

#shinichi kudo #heiji hattori #kaito kuroba #kaito kid #magic kaitou #I wanted to do like ever #but it was too much fun to do this #do you know himym?#that slap thing?#slapsgiving #I imagine their university thing like that #lol

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rayelovesfanfictions · 1 year

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Being Ted's little sister

Author's Note: I wrote this a while ago and even though I probably won't write any HIMYM stuff in the near future, I don't wanna let this headcanons go to waste... So enjoy!

He's always very considerate, thoughtful and understanding. Though he does crack a lot of jokes when you're trying to tell him a story, he knows his limits.

He gives the best advice... Not in fashion, though.

He definitely has a soft spot for you

He never lets you near Barney. Never.

Definitely gives you his jacket when it's cold which you found very odd because he never does that before

If you're having a bad day or if there's something going on with you, he'll know before anyone else notices

And if you are having a bad day, he usually takes you out to your favorite place (either a restaurant or a bar) to cheer you up

You can't wrap your head around the fact that you both used to scream at each other’s faces when you both were teenagers, but now you guys are so caring for each other

Even Marshall and Lily were very confused about how calm and loving you both are now, compared to a few years ago when you guys are still in college

But you both still roast each other very often

If a guy ever breaks your heart, he's not afraid to throw hands (with the help of Marshall, of course)

When you're feeling gloomy or needed a shoulder to cry on, Ted would be the first person to come to mind. Same thing goes to him.

You never realized after all those years, he actually gives you the best hugs. It's always comforting to you.

The presence of him always seems calming to you. It's like you know he can protect you, and he always will.

When it comes to you, he's never hesitant to apologize first

He's the first person to show up when you're sick

Even though you both used to fight and argue a lot when you were younger, now you both realized how important and how you both love each other so much

Since the only Mosby living in New York are you and Ted, he has become the person you trust most

#how i met your mother #himym #himym imagines #himym x reader #himym ted mosby #ted mosby #marshall eriksen #lily aldrin #barney stinson #robin scherbatsky #ted mosby x reader #ted mosby x y/n #x reader #x y/n #siblinghood #platonic #headcanons #fanfiction #fanfics

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lunetteslooneyfangirlingblog · 3 months

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Okay, so I just got an idea that Sebek’s mother was Tik-tok from Peter Pan (1953) who used to battle TWST’s Hook and then I imagined that Sebek’s father was Smee and now I have decided this is canon till proven otherwise. Sebek’s father was a pirate who battled his mother, who fought with Hook for his heart, until she was victorious and Smee decided to become a dentist.

#peter pan 1953 #twst headcanons #mine #twst #twst post #imagine how that HIMYM story went #and that son is how I met your mother #WTF dad?!#sebek zigvolt #twst sebek #twisted wonderland sebek #sebek's parents #zigvolt family #smee

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thisiswhatbunfeels · 7 months

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If it’s possible I’ll make it rain for you.

If it’s possibly I’ll the make world insane for you.

If it’s possible I’ll be always around you.

If it’s possible i will make the sky pink for you.

If it’s possible I’ll the make nights longer,

So i could talk to you a little more.

So i could sit on the shore, and watch the stars

So i could heal your scars

If it’s possible I’ll make the days longer,

So i could see your smile,

Even for a while i would travel a mile.

to see the way you flick your hair

To see the way you tuck them

To see the way you tie

To catch your lie

that you are alright

If it’s possible I’ll make the moon shine bright.

Its true that You are a blessing to my eyesight

Its true i wanna sit by your side

Its true i want to make you laugh

Its true i want to wipe your tears,

Its true i don’t want you to cry.

But i can’t say these things to your face because i am a lil shy.

If it’s possible I’ll make it rain for you.

If it’s possibly I’ll the make world insane for you.

~Chaitya

#imagines #aesthetic #quotes #writing #love in thoughts #poets on tumblr #himym #pretty words #poetsandwriters #literature

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whitecrossgirl · 1 year

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Rossi: Garcia the point is, what are you doing? I mean, this guy?

Garci: You want to know the truth? Yeah I like Tyler, I do. We have fun together.

Emily: Oh we know you do honey, but we’re worried about you.

Garcia: You’re worried? OK, hold on. Is there any version of this conversation where you don’t sound like my parents?

Emily: I don’t know, is there any version of this conversation where you don’t sound like a 16 year old?

Garcia: That’s exactly what my mom would say.

Emily: No, if I was your mom I’d say ‘We forbid you from seeing this boy’.

Garcia: Emily!

Emily: I’m sorry but it’s for your own good.

Garcia: This is my life! You guys just don’t get it! You’ve never felt the way I do!

Rossi: Now now, we were young and in love once too.

Garcia: Yeah like a billion years ago.

Emily: You’re not going out tonight!

Garcia: Yes I am and you know what. Tonight, Tyler and I are going all the way! *storms out*

Emily: Young lady get back here! *turns to Rossi* Thanks for all your help.

*pause*

Bailey: So today at work-

Rossi: NOT NOW BAILEY!

#criminal minds #incorrect quotes #source: himym #emily prentiss #David Rossi #Penelope Garcia #fuck Tyler we hate Tyler #also imagine Luke as Barney in this scenario #because Robin and Barney kiss at the end of this so

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mviswidow · 2 years

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if u send requests for yelena, maria hill, or natasha OR BLACKHILL <3333 i’ll bake u cookies 😁🫶

OR ROBIN SCHERBATSKY MY BELOVED

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ikenaki · 2 years

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#himym imagines #himym #barney x robin #love letters #lovers #escape #sad thoughts

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elcorhamletlive · 2 years

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rewatching himym is something else. the writers really made robin freak out and say "no" sixteen times when she thought ted was proposing to her, in the context of them having dated for a year, knowing full well they were going to end the series with them as the endgame couple. unbelievable

#himym #this show is proof that no matter how dead you think a ship might be #its corpse still can be awakened by the showrunners to haunt you later #this isn't even THE most savage scene that happens betweem them lmao. remember when ted asked her if she loved him and she said NO #imagine writing this wanting viewers to ROOT for the couple. in sa ne

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fannyspammy · 1 year

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Fixing the Yips

Barney Stinson x fem!Reader

18+, hair pulling, fingering, daddy kink, unprotected sex etc

Based on S3E11 “The Yips”

A/N: this came to me while I was rewatching himym and I had to write it down so enjoy

You’d always gotten along with Barney, even though he could be absolutely ridiculous and childish. In fact, it was often your love for fun and adventure that brought you closer— laser tag matches, last minute flights just for a change in scenery, licking the liberty bell…

And you had to admit he was attractive. The suit effect was real, and the fact he wore them every day didn’t stale the fact; you’d never get tired of the sight of him in a suit. Still, you bet he was just as attractive without it. In fact you’d spent a few sleepless nights picturing him suitless, hovering over you (or under you). You were too proud to make a move, though, and although you didn’t know it, Barney was too shy to make a move on you.

But when Barney had run into Rhonda, the woman he’d lost his virginity to, he’d caught a bad case of the yips. You’d never seen Barney this way — so unconfident, so out of it, and you knew the perfect way to fix him.

You walked nervously up to Barney’s apartment, clutching your trench coat in the pockets. Your hair was pinned up loosely, holding your day old curls away from your face, framing it perfectly. When he opened the door he looked surprised to see you. But his face soon returned to its downcast expression as he trudged to the couch and slumped in his seat. His grey sweatpants and blue hoodie were a contrast from how you usually saw him, but you knew you only needed a few minutes to get his confident energy back.

“I heard you had the yips,” you said, stepping out of your heels. He glanced over at you without turning his head. You began to unbutton your coat as you strutted toward him slowly.

“I thought I would help you… fix it,” you said with a gentle bite of your lower lip. Barney turned to look at you, eyeing you up and down as you teasingly pulled back your coat, revealing the flimsy red lace that barely covered your body.

Barney raised his eyebrows. “Y/n what are you doing?” His hands instinctively resting on your thighs as you gently climbed into his lap. Lowering your lips to his ear you whispered, “I told you, I’m helping you.”

With that, you brought your lips to his. The kiss started out sweet and gentle, but soon your tongues were wrestling at a steady pace. Barney tugged on your hair, and you moaned as he pulled your head back, placing sloppy kisses down your neck. Your hair spilled from its pinned position and down over your shoulders as Barney kept pulling your hair and sucking hickies on your neck. You felt a growing wetness in your panties as a sudden need for more of Barney washed over you, and you ground your hips against him to satisfy your craving.

Barney groaned under the movement and you felt him growing under you. You unzipped the hoodie he was wearing and threw it across the room. Wrapping your legs around his waist you pushed your dripping core harder against him and dragged your nails down his chest.

Barney had a hand squeezing your ass and the other freeing your boobs from your bra before squeezing one as his tongue moved toward the other one, teasing the nipple before taking it into his mouth and sucking desperately.

“Mmm, Barney, more, please,” you begged, and he obeyed.

He looked up at you, eyes on yours as he continued sucking your breasts and slid a finger past your panties, through the wetness of your folds and began circling your clit. Encouraged by your moans of pleasure he went faster before thrusting 2 fingers in. Curling his fingers slowly, he watched lustfully as your face contorted in pleasure by his own doing.

“You like that, baby? Daddy making you feel good?” Barney purred into your ear as he pawed your breast roughly with his free hand.

“Mmm, yes daddy, so good… please, more,” you praised him.

“Tell daddy what you want.”

“I want — oh!— to feel you — mmm— in me, daddy… mmm please! I want to cum around your cock!” You said between moans.

Flipping you onto your back, Barney flung your legs over his shoulders and positioned himself at your entrance.

He hesitated before pushing into you. “You sure you want this?” he asked.

“Yes daddy please!”

Holding onto your hips he thrust into you, allowing you a moment to adjust to his size before starting a steady pace. The room was filled with the sound of your moans, your cries of pleasure and the slapping of skin on skin. The more you said his name the harder he thrust into you, hand around your throat, other rubbing your clit as your nails raked across his back, sure to leave marks.

Over and over again you called his name, and with every praise the yips left him, until he was back to his confident sexual self. Soon he was flipping you backwards and forwards, fucking you hard in a dozen different positions. You had already come twice, but were quickly brought into round three so Barney could finish.

About an hour later he had you pinned against his large window, arms held tightly above your head with one hand while the other held your leg up so he could pound into you from behind. When he was finally on the brink of his high he released your arms to circle your clit as he came hard in you, white liquid filling your pussy as you came with him, reaching your third high, a loud cry coming from each of you, your names spilling from your lips as he rode you through your high.

When you’d both caught your breath Barney turned you around so you were facing him. Tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, he looked at you for a moment, studying your face before placing a kiss on your lips.

“Thank you,” he said as he pulled away. You smiled at him before meeting him in another kiss.

Then Barney said something he’d never said to another girl.

“Wanna stay the night?”

#himym #barney stinson #barney stinson x reader #barney x reader #barney stinson smut #barney stinson imagine #ted mosby #marshall eriksen #robin sherbatsky #lily aldrin #neil patrick harris #nph #neil Patrick Harris smut

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savoies · 2 years

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f is for friends - shane wright.

summary: falling in love with your friend was hard but pretending you had no feelings for him was worse.

word count: 1.1k.

warnings: maybe one bad word and slight angst.

a/n: a fic presented by ari and q (@shanerwright ) being simps for shane. the secret fic that started it all. iykyk. 💫

Dating people who were friends was an odd concept. I mean just the thought of it not working out and ruining the friendship is what worried Y/N the most.

Shane and Y/N had met through mutual friends. After hanging out so many times their friends finally introduced them and they slowly started spending every single free time they had together.

Now after some time of being friends and Shane being the person he was the girl was prone to catch feelings. I mean how could she not when he was one of the nicest, cutest, most kindhearted people she had ever met.

Now Shane was the type of person to not catch on quickly and in Y/N's case, that was a good thing, since their friends started noticing pretty quickly. Noticing how she would distance herself when he brought a girl to their get-togethers, noticed how she seemed somewhere else when he was talking about his latest date, and noticed how her eyes would light up every time she saw Shane walk towards them.

Y/N didn't know that Shane looked at her the same way that she did to him. He didn't notice it, but whenever he was talking to his guy friends, he would go on and on about Y/N.

So their friends decided to hatch a plan. Now it wasn't the best plan but it was the best a group of teenagers could do for their in love best friends. Planning a meet-up.

A meet-up as some new restaurant downtown. Then, at the last minute, once the two of them were already at the restaurant, they were going to call and say they couldn't make it.

The day had come. Y/N arriving first wanting to get a big enough table for the group. Shane slowly arriving soon after her. Both of them exchanging a small hug and then talking waiting for their friends’ arrival, their phone ringing at the same time indicating an incoming message a few minutes later.

“So I guess it’s just you and me,” Shane said as he looked towards his best friend.

“Yeah, I guess so,” Y/N said as she smiled at the boy in front of her. Both of them talking into the night as they laughed at whatever the other had said.

Now both of them couldn’t deny that they were having a good time. I mean you could tell from their loud laughs heard throughout the small restaurant and the odd stares from everyone around them.

So as they walked together down the dim-lit street with their shoulders touching both of them couldn’t help the butterflies that arose in both of their stomachs. Pushing those thoughts away as both of them went their separate ways into the night.

The next day their friends had asked them how it went. Or in their words “how was the date?”

“Uhm it wasn’t a date but it was really good, we had a good time.” the girl looked at her friends surrounding her. While Shane and his guy friends stood in the kitchen talking about the same exact thing. “It wasn’t a date, but it was fun.” And their friends looked at them and said the same thing, “two people who like each other going out together is a date.”

And both of them let it sink in. Their friends had set them up. Set them up on a date without them knowing and both of them didn’t complain or go against it at least once. So where did that leave them? Was a second date even going to happen? Was this them somehow admitting to themselves that they had feelings for each other? They knew that the reasonable thing for them to do was for them to have the talk. The talk to decide if they were gonna remain friends or if they should go on an official date that might ruin things or make things even better.

Now Y/N wasn’t one to talk about her feelings so she did the next best thing (or at least the next best thing in her mind), she avoided him. She couldn’t come to terms with Shane actually having feelings for her, I mean he was Shane her best friend who had so much to offer, and well she was just her.

But as far as avoiding what you are feeling goes you have to talk about it at some point and that some point had come for the two best friends after not talking for one week. The gang meeting up for ice cream and Shane and Y/N walking a bit behind the others.

“So I’m guessing the girls probably told you the same thing the guys told me?” Shane spoke up breaking the silence. Y/N raised her eyebrow and looked questionably at her best friend.

“The restaurant, their way of getting us to go out with each other,” Y/N smiled, now knowing what he was talking about. “Would it really be so bad? Us going out with each other, I mean we already know basically everything about each other.” Shane looked at the girl. The girl was silent as he felt vulnerable for exposing how he felt to her. Yes, he had done it before but this time it wasn’t to her it was about her.

“Look Shane I like you hell I might even love you but friends dating, I’ve seen it not work in many cases and I don’t want us to be one of those that didn’t work. I don’t want to ruin what we already have no matter how I already feel about you.” Here they stood in the middle of the city with their fingers sticky with melting ice cream pouring out their feelings for each other.

“Well, what about if it does work. We can make it work.” Shane said looking at his best friend. Y/N thought about it. Love wasn’t easy. Love was about fighting for what you want. So if this was really what she wanted why wasn’t she allowing it to happen.

Here they stood. Two teenagers in love. Two teenagers who could throw an amazing friendship away for the chance of loving each other even more than they already did. So what were they really afraid of? “Shane Wright, will you go on a date with me?” Y/N asked the boy standing in front of her. “I would love to.” He said with a small smile. “Just kiss already.” One of their friends yelled at them and both of them let out a laugh. I guess maybe accepting what you can’t deny wasn’t such a bad idea.

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incorrectquotesideas-deactivated · 1 year

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Person A: Wait, where is everyone? I thought this was a group thing.

Person B: Yeah, I lied. They’re not coming and I’m about to leave.

Person A: Why?

Person B: Because they’re not in love with Person C, and neither am I. I mean, they’re great. And sweet. And I’m not going to pretend that I haven’t noticed their body, but- This is off topic. Good luck!

#source: how i met your mother #incorrect quotes #imagine your otp #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #source: himym

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d1ss0ciated · 1 year

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falling into fall

#vans shoes #himym imagines #yellow #fall vibes #november

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